Classically Abby - Drinking Like A Lady BECAUSE MODESTY!!

Drinking with Classically Abby!! Women are NOT to drink too much, unless they are alone with their husband. LADIES are MODEST and should therefore drink modestly. hmph!!
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[@JR-dc5hp]

She was 100% THAT person in her high school's theater group

[@heyidaroo]

As someone who did stagecrew, we HATED these girls

[@vaultgirl42091]

Peridot?

[@tnskyhawk]

She’s the real life Rachel Berry

[@oliviam6332]

I was in theater at my catholic school and I didn’t meet anyone there like Abby lol.

[@dorys4051]

tnskyhawk but if rachel berry was homophobic and liked trump

[@mmilcz833]

Abby seems like what you think an adult is when you’re a kid.

[@briannalee1998]

Małgosia Milczewska omg she is

[@JD-pd3gl]

Literally!!!

[@sunflowertrashcan]

This is uncomfortably SPOT ON

[@MegCGZ1]

Dude. Yes

[@caitfitz8029]

Well said 🤘😹

[@lindseystein9676]

Only staying drunk for 10 minutes? Is she confusing being drunk with doing coke?

[@theremystics]

this made me crack up. Cheers my friend.

[@jamess7496]

Lmaoo that's exactly what I was thinking

[@allysilman1631]

My first thought lmao

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

Omg...why do my comments keep disappearing?! If this goes away..something’s up. My comment was awesome, btw, but I can’t rewrite that entire thing a fourth time. *sigh* I am beyond frustrated right now. But anyways...your comment is 🤣 and I’m PISSED MY COMMENT kept disappearing. If this one stays, I might even get more frustrated because I’m not rewriting that other comment a fifth time. 😫

[@missandry420]

lmao that's what I was thinking.

[@KendraKingery]

I can’t get over the fact that everything she does revolves around how other people perceive her, not about what she actually likes to do

[@taym1698]

Ah that's so true, and all her videos are "women, do this so others can perceive you this way" or just let us do as we please and not care about what others think maybe?

[@nora_n3ko324]

Exactly. I believe that people should be able to do what they want as long as it’s not putting themselves or anyone else in danger.

[@xTwilightWolvesx]

Hence why her singing voice is shit. She doesn’t like singing despite doing everything technically correctly.

[@z-past1454]

@@xTwilightWolvesx She’s actually pretty good. That national anthem was obviously bad, but she is surprisingly good with songs that aren’t english. Weird isn’t it.

[@taylorexploresmore]

It’s so sad that she thinks people actually think about her that much. Lol most people are focused on themselves and what they have going on.

[@louisng114]

"Order a drink that you don't like." This is why Ben Shapiro's wife married Ben. This all makes sense now.

[@sunflowertrashcan]

louisng114 BAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[@theultimatetempest1918]

It was likely arranged, too.

[@yuna48910]

that and cash

[@roxassora2706]

Sweet home alabama

[@ravenknight4876]

Maybe ben is a cool guy if you know him personally.

[@jasmin4947]

10 or 15 mins, She's got alcohol confused with snorting coke

[@courtneylee643]

😂

[@woolyshambler7571]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

[@danielletrigueros1489]

Hahaha... I was thinking the same thing!

[@somefunkychicken]

I mix those up all the time

[@jacksonfurlong3757]

She's rich, so she's probably done more cocaine than booze.

[@kittygrimm7301]

Her singing voice is kinda like her channel: classic, yes, but tone-deaf and lacking in personality.

[@GlitterC8k]

I thought I was the only one! I like opera music, but I do not like her voice...

[@krlee93]

Courtney Ohnstad it’s not good opera singing.

[@-leezha-]

The only slightly tolerable video of hers is her Disney cover- it's not the BEST but better than whatever clip Jaclyn used, lmao

[@williamhill6386]

It made me think of someone plugging into a very nice, very expensive boutique amplifier with a very nice, very expensive handmade custom shop guitar that they DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING TUNE.

[@Kameab1213]

I know it's irony to say this but she is classically trained. Her intonation and breathing is on point. Her support is perfect as is her tone. In all sense of the word, she's a professional. From a technical standpoint, she didn't showcase a single flaw. I just hate the metallic in her voice. It's subjective but I can't stand it. It's irritating to my ears. Whatever you think of her, you can't say she can't sing. I mean, you could but you would be wrong.

[@TheEwqua]

It really irks me that she uses "classic" to mean "classy". Like, that's such a basic mistake it makes her whole "classy intellectual lady" charade seem that much more ridiculous.

[@amydassi4429]

Yes it bothers me so much!!!

[@sarahg2653]

Dude, me too! It's getting under my skin. What she means to say is "classy"; it doesn't sound right otherwise. Edit: Although, as I read a comment by Mona S from this thread, I'm gonna agree that she is probably just playing off of her channel name "Classically Abby."

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

YES....it irks me too!

[@tayjessrandom]

I agree, like it seems grammatically wrong??

[@MissCaraMint]

It’s probably partly to do with their attitude that pretty much the only acceptable music to listen to is classical music for some reason. You see it in Ben’s tweets. It’s weird. Don’t get me wrong I love classical music. It honestly makes me upset that these idiots are making people think that only assholes listen to it. Or that people who are classical musicians don’t also listen to like Slipknot or something. It’s all expression.

[@Chelswizzle]

Imagine caring about whether or not strangers at a bar think you’re classy, or as Abby says “classically” LMAO

[@SkibidiSpencer]

Seriously

[@tiffymarieseestheteamarie4454]

Yeah they truly dont care

[@0Fyrebrand0]

"Classic" is not even the word for her. I'm thinking more like "repressed," "conservative," "snooty," "insecure," etc.

[@nessyness5447]

I mean, i've never gotten drunk because i just don't like the taste of alcohol, but when i order a peach juice at a bar people don't think i am classy, they think i'm weird.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Imagine placing all your worth on living for someone else. Talk about a toxic mindset.

[@fionamb83]

She would HATE Ireland. Plenty of women just drinking out of pint glasses. Not the most "classic"

[@ashleynunez3551]

that's the whole state of florida, wear heels to pound beer lol

[@roxassora2706]

Or america in general

[@TerryODowd]

That's only a relatively recent thing. Before the 1990's, most pubs wouldn't serve pints to women. Women would drink either a glass of lager/stout (half a pint), or a short with a mixer.

[@alicefaitdescarabistouille924]

Or Belgium, drinking beers is a belgian thing, for women too.

[@mackenziewittkopf270]

That is true! I lived in Ireland for a year and a half bc of my dads jobs.

[@ma.nasa26]

WAP means worship and prayer, get your head out of the gutter

[@teresahowick5197]

Yeah! Duh!!

[@wepeelwraps]

lmfaooo idk how i didn’t figure that out already🤦‍♀️

[@Jackie-lj2ts]

There's some who....lesome ladies in this house. There's some wholesome ladies in this house!

[@brianlopez8905]

I love WAP. WAP warms my fragile spirit

[@eggysmols1363]

OH MY GOD 💀💀

[@janecarreon0473]

The fact that Adam and Eve always sponsors these kinds of videos is HILARIOUS to me

[@AzuraDragonFaether]

It’s actually the greatest thing

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet KZbinr. Thanks for being a fan, dear jane

[@afroatheist-isnowafroantit6154]

It is so cool.....I want to but something....😉

[@whitneyhall2443]

😂😂😂

[@theblackgoatofthewoods]

I wonder if she use all the things they give her... (some things looks like it would be more fun with someone else but she claims shes not into women) Or she just collect it.... "Damnit! I need the 100 inch!"

[@annietart]

She has absolutely no personality. She’s the embodiment of a Chanel inspired Pinterest board.

[@RCrystal34]

😮 truer words were never said

[@adachiselas3675]

Chanel is too nice lol

[@isahere7015]

I can’t stop laughing. 💀 That was a witty comment

[@ucsbgirlie18]

OMG how dare you compare her to Chanel!!!!!! 😉

[@shelbert]

Fuuuuuck that is a good read 😂😂😂

[@viarob7160]

how to drink like a lady: take a shot every time abby says “classic”

[@calamityjenn]

"Well behaved women rarely make history." Classically Abby must not have gotten the memo.

[@dankdilly]

Abby has taught me that if I have several shots of vodka, I can wait 10 or 15 minutes to go driving. Lmao

[@rachel_ellingson]

This Is really funny!! I like that logic

[@teona819]

I have never gotten drunk in my life, but Abby makes me want to get hammered.

[@briannalee1998]

I've been drunk, but never too bad. I've never had a hangover. Same though! She's making me want to get hammered too.

[@safala]

I’m not of a age to drink yet (nor do I ever want to drink), but she makes me want to get hammered too. I’m actually pretending that I’m drinking wine by drinking juice in a glass.

[@SB-gt7nt]

I got drunk once and passed clean out for 2 hours woke up fine with no hangover 🤷‍♀️

[@PfEMP]

"You'll only feel drunk for about 10 or 15 minutes" What?!😅 Clearly she's never been drunk in her entire life

[@cwonderland6259]

I think she means a slight buzz... and thinks that is the same thing.

[@ijornhribrudkrvir]

Fr like even if you've never been drunk you can see when other people do they dont sober up after like 10 mins lmao

[@callmeperseus]

She's probably only had a few drinks that were low in alcohol content and she thinks a buzz is the same as being drunk

[@callmeperseus]

@@ijornhribrudkrvir trueeee. Everytime I've drank I've been begging to be sober by the end of the night. A few shots (4) lasts HOURS for me

[@Junginj]

I was drunk for two days once. Had hungover for 3 😭

[@Ashamanic]

Wtf is “being classic” and why should anyone care?

[@gennasantaquilani4863]

Lmao. I don't know. Why doesn't she just say classy? Classic sounds weird.

[@cyanide6461]

I mean, realistically being "classic" is living in a large tribe of people and dying when you're 30, and I don't see her doing that. Curious. It's almost like her view of traditional is biased, hmmmm.

[@Gothictalks]

Classic means timeless. Like A-line dresses and red lipstick. Things that never go out of style.

[@Nat-sj4nn]

That's what irritated me because I was thinking 🤔🤔 ok classic like classical chinese? Classic roman architecture? She frames this all an all or nothing black or white.

[@saga685]

‘Being Classic’ is basically her trying to rebrand traditionalism and prudish attitudes. It’s snobbery.

[@squeegybeckinhyme]

“My wife doesn’t even drink, she doesn’t orgasm either!” Damn you women for making me spit coffee all over my iPad from laughing! 😂😂😂

[@katiesnider3137]

She's obsessed with her appearance to others. How exhausting to constantly be putting on a show

[@rachelnygaard2150]

I’m not even that religious but I pray Abby’s ads will get the hell off my page

[@jaimereynolds258]

LMAO Same

[@hidansektas]

ad block or youtube vanced on the phone

[@jaimereynolds258]

@@hidansektas Nope. I have clicked the block thing for that ad probably more than 10 times. Within a couple days, there is her face again

[@hidansektas]

@@jaimereynolds258 oh no i meant ad block as the extension you can download for your browser. but KZbin vanced is the app thats like KZbin, but you get a premium version for free (like background play and no ads)

[@jaimereynolds258]

@@hidansektas Oh okay. Will try that LOL Thank you 🙂

[@ArgKaiser]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time she says "classic". I'll hold your hair

[@Cactus_Flower209]

I’d vomit up everything but my memories.

[@jerbear2.027]

“Wonder what she thinks about mushrooms” got me 😂😂😂

[@darthj3d]

If you can’t control yourself from drinking a lot if you like what you’re drinking, maybe you should re-examine your relationship with alcohol

[@anikmonette2140]

Or just own the fact that you like alcohol... 😏

[@robfl100]

Or just stop drinking period

[@Coffeebaby99]

If you like soda and can’t control yourself from drinking the whole can, maybe you should re-examine your relationship with soda

[@nessyness5447]

The only drink i have that issue with are milkshakes and hot chocolate. Luckily they are more heavy than completely liquid drinks, so after one very big glass, my stomach is feeling very full and it hurts of i try to drink more, so it's all controlled. xD

[@maryssa8593]

I had a problem when I divorced my ex husband so now I do have to be mindful when I drink and can be a problem if I’m not. But I’ll still drink at social gatherings

[@jmsmys13ify]

"Only lasts about 10-15 minutes..." Sounds like butt chugging... before, you know, you end up in the hospital. Not that I'd know or anything. Honestly.

[@kittygrimm7301]

10-15 minutes? How much of a lightweight is she?

[@DarkHeartTheEmo]

I don't recall ever end in the hospital after I get drunk, true i only did get drunk 5 times but never woke up in the hospital, the fact that I don't drive helps, but even then, when I started to get drunk I can feel and try to surround myself with people that are more sober so if I try to drink more them can stop, so I never got drunk to the point I need to go to the hospital.

[@MimiPretzels]

😂😂😂☠

[@someothername7886]

@@kittygrimm7301 And I thought I was a lightweight...

[@HiEv001]

*Abby:* _"If you want to be classic... I'll show you how to be classic... ...doesn't look very classic..."_ "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." Does she really not understand the difference between "classic" and "classy"?

[@Ana-ls8rh]

She means classic as an alternative to "traditional". She leads a mostly traditional life and promotes a mostly traditional life to women. The only difference is that she believes women should be allowed to work rather than just be trad wives who stay at home full time which is why she doesn't call herself traditional. Her message isn't about being "classy". It's about encouraging women to be more traditional (i.e. religious, conservative, married young, modest, etc) while still being a part of modern society. It's about embodying the "classic American woman".

[@HiEv001]

@@Ana-ls8rh First of all, way to kill the joke. Second of all, then she needs to learn some actual history, because those are delusionally idealistic versions of "classic" that she's using.

[@katybee3891]

Ana M classic is describing something as being in line with cultural values of Romans and Greeks. It would be accurate to describe something as classic if it is very simple, structured, symmetrical and complete. It doesn’t mean traditional (traditional can mean anything). The way she uses the word is inaccurate, which is very irritating considering the fact that she works as an opera singer.

[@2yllusthe1st]

princess bride reference I see you👀😛💕

[@cwonderland6259]

This woman has to just be a troll trying to make money on the fact that she's Ben Shapiro's sister.

[@lilithgarner1243]

If this was all a fucking meme....I would worship her.

[@MissyLilMiss]

It’s so appearance focused. All about how you are “perceived” and not at all about what you really like or want. So sad and empty her life must be

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

She lives only to please her husband.

[@patrickispink]

as someone who has been sober for five years, i can’t think of anything worse than carrying round an alcoholic drink just so i don’t make other people uncomfortable???!

[@coley2043]

My cat started crying and ran out of the bedroom with a puffed up tail when she heard the singing...poor thing lol

[@PrimusMoseley]

Literally, there are so many women who have abusive husbands. It's not always safe to drink with JUST your husband. It would be better if you had a friend YOU TRUST with both of you so nothing bad happens.

[@wxwxw8800]

If that's the case you should end the marriage as fast as possible and don't waist time in thinking in what way you could get drunk with your husbands company without being abused by him. That sounds a little weird to me.

[@MegDoesStuff0]

Wxwxw I think OP means if you’re in an abusive marriage and it’s hard to get out, drinking alone with your abuser isn’t as safe as Abby says

[@sierracindrell5775]

Does she mean classy? How is she using “classic” as a verb, noun, and adjective 🤣

[@Ana-ls8rh]

She means classic as an alternative to "traditional". She leads a mostly traditional life and promotes a mostly traditional life to women. The only difference is that she believes women should be allowed to work rather than just be trad wives who stay at home full time which is why she doesn't call herself traditional. Her message has nothing to do with being "classy". It's about encouraging women to be more traditional (i.e. religious, conservative, married young, modest, etc) while still being a part of modern society.

[@motorcitymangababe]

It gives me gretchen trying to make fetch work vibes

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

🤣🤣 her English is all wrong

[@Random_Wierdo.]

KStar That channel does not shame anyone. It’s just for people that like that lifestyle

[@Ana-ls8rh]

@KStar I'm not shaming anyone. I'm just explaining to people what Abby means by classic. She made a video talking about it.

[@Cthomp91]

It’s funny considering she’s Jewish and on Purim we are told to literally drink until we black out.

[@katie-yk1es]

so many Jewish holidays are like “they wanted to kill us, we survived, let’s get drunk”

[@PrincessKLS]

As someone who grew up Baptist, I’d like to know, why?

[@sydneyl9732]

PrincessKLS why not? It’s a celebration!

[@yuna48910]

catholics drink in church and then the priest has to drink the left over on an empty stomach.

[@roxassora2706]

@@yuna48910 Yep.

[@Kijahlovex]

She’s confusing ‘classy’ and ‘classic’. She’s a mess...have you figured out how to get rid of her ads?

[@TarisLuna]

I'm not from the US and never had any of her ads. Maybe getting a VPN or something and putting your location to somewhere in europe helps

[@MalcH]

She would probably act like a gremlin if she were drunk anyhow. But as usual, pushing her beliefs onto everyone else. Also, your shirt is phenomenal.

[@oli2111]

As someone who developed PTSD after being raped by my now ex-husband during a time that I had been drinking, her comment about being drunk while alone with your husband as the only appropriate time to do so is quite disturbing. This was definitely not a safe situation for me.

[@hydrogen3266]

I totally agree with you and I hope you’re doing well now that you’re away from that situation💕

[@XyName]

Sorry this happened to you

[@PersononYT56]

I mean, youre not the norm though and your marriage was definitely not the type of marriage she was referring to. I would say in the vast majority of marriages, its completely okay and safe to get drunk with your husband, alone, and if its not, its not a healthy situation and you should probably leave. So what was she supposed to say? "Its okay to get drunk at home alone with your husband... but not if he's an abusive asshole, in that case its not safe or okay!". Like, what is your actual problem with what she said? Because you chose your husband poorly and wound up in a shitty situation youre offended by what she said?

[@hydrogen3266]

Kody S don’t say she chose that situation. That’s blaming a victim for being in a situation that probably wasn’t dangerous until after they were married, or maybe she was manipulated into getting married to him. You don’t know the full context, so don’t blame her “choice” of a husband. Abusive people get what they want. The original comment is a victim who is stating her opinion and experience, and here you are blaming her for being raped, which is by definition non consensual.

[@PersononYT56]

@@hydrogen3266 you dont know the situation either and youre just speculating. "Victims" aren't completely innocent in these situations, theres usually so many excuses, so much bullshit, you are responsible for staying in an abusive situation. Im pointing out that she is upset because the dark haired chick said "its completely safe and okay to get hammered at home with your husband" and the chick i replied to was like "well, it wasn't safe or okay for me to get drunk with my abusive husband!". Like, wtf? Why are you even upset by what she said, she obviously wasn't referring to a situation of abuse. The shit that people get pissy over never ceases to amaze me

[@francisp8665]

Even if she says something that I agree with, it’s the WAY she says it... it just sounds like I am the most stupid childish idiot...

[@teresahowick5197]

Yep! True.

[@LinneAzalea]

Agree. Some of her point are actually valid, but the way she portrays them isn’t like a recommendation, it’s more like “do this or you’re just not worth as much”. Also, for the few of her points that are good she adds “for women” after, and it just makes me go “nope” because of the blatant sexism of it. It’s not that women shouldn’t get black out drunk, but no one should do it. It’s not more or less dangerous for anyone, being black out drunk is always a risk. Even if it can be fun at times lol

[@amortlepsg]

If she says something that I agree with, usually it changes with the next sentence.

[@carmensavu5122]

@@LinneAzalea Oh you'll regret the hell out of it the next day.

[@BrookelynnM8]

Jaclyn: “Could you imagine operating with that level of stress in everything you do?” Me: * laughs in anxiety *

[@kelsea6591]

“Having the ability to make a cocktail is just something you should have in your pocket!” But women don’t have pockets don’t be a fool! 😬😅😹

[@roxassora2706]

Mine are sewn

[@_salemtovar_]

THANK YOU FOR THIS. The main reason I dislike people like Classical Abby is cause for absolutely everything there must be limits and restrictions. Which can be good to an extent, however, people like her clearly view life as a performance that is constantly being rated by others, so to her, changing what you wear, how you speak, and how you drink and eat in order to please others (such as her husband or church friends or Jesus) is an important component to happiness and a fulfilling life, but the thing is at the end of the day literally no one gives a shit about any of that. Like damn sis just calm down, you're not gonna be sent to hell for having a good time on earth.

[@sammy6866]

Yep. That's what toxic religion does to you tho. You end up so obsessed with how people view you, you end up just being miserable.

[@KedistBeyene]

Yes queen

[@amberreed5324]

The only thing I have to add is it would be "Temple friends" and "Yahweh", since she's Jewish

[@amateurfilmlovers6473]

Yeah I feel really bad for her. Anything I have seen of hers is just about how to behave based on weird societal expectations that she is forcing on herself. I guess she grew up in that environment and I get that to an extent but, she is a grown woman who controls the type of people she surrounds herself with. Stop hanging out with people who judge you so harshly over frivolous things

[@haileyclark3476]

It gets pretty ridiculous and all they're doing is perpetuating so many stereotypes and roles it's like a headache

[@shannon2123]

“That’s not very classic!” That’s the point Ben Shapiro’s wig, I’m drinking to get drunk and I’m not dressing for modesty. Welcome to the 21st century, it’s a fun time 🥳

[@lilbabytears]

Lmao, “wig”. Hahahah

[@MaraJadeSkky]

Jaclyn is classically authentic, something Abby could never be.

[@bagel_bitez1]

Abby is unabashedly stating her beliefs and putting herself out there, knowing that she will get a ton of hate. What's inauthentic about that?

[@MaraJadeSkky]

@@bagel_bitez1 did you even watch Jaclyn's video? If you did you'd see how incorrect you are. So many of the tips she gives are purely based on how she wants others to perceive her, that is not live authentically. Ex: hold a glass of wine at a party EVEN IF YOU DO NOT DRINK

[@dancinginthepsychward6381]

@Helen Bugg yesss!!

[@Jkjoannaki]

@@bagel_bitez1 everything. This is literally what being a public figure is about. So literally EVERY public figure does that. Nothing authentic about that

[@ttff9016]

Jaclyn: "You are all welcome to drink with me." Me: *Grabs the tequila*

[@73Stargazer]

🥂cheers!🍻

[@ronnoc5278]

If Jaclyn was in a Jane Austen novel: "Let us take a class turn about the room... or is the room already turning for anyone else?"

[@samofsamnation7523]

I feel like the only reason why she’s putting her ads out there and being a controversial figure is so some opera scouting agency finds her and asks her to be the next Christine from Phantom of the Opera.

[@timothy2491]

In this scenario Christine is an understudy and later gets fired.

[@shainamartinez49]

ughhhh Phantom of the opera isn’t an opera...

[@natalies7485]

Please no 😂 I couldn’t make out the song she was singing in this video until the last couple notes!

[@alexxaplin1588]

Oof, Christine Daae deserves *so* much better than her tone-deaf ass.

[@samofsamnation7523]

Shaina Martinez Thank you. I know. That’s the joke.

[@csillamponi81]

Jaclyn has a literal liquor store at her house and I'm loving it 😂😂😂

[@emmanarotzky6565]

What does Abby even think “classic” means? Like, she does know it’s not the same as “classy”, right? ...right?

[@amydassi4429]

THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS

[@alicine-sims8988]

Maybe old-fashioned but could be misheard as classy?

[@dorys4051]

Maybe she means classic is in old-timey. Like she wants to live in the 1950s

[@marzimoon4060]

I think her aim is to portray herself as a "classic American woman" (as opposed to a modern woman) which is what this country is founded upon right?? 🙄 She has a massive fucking ego lol

[@LinneAzalea]

Ugh, that annoys me so much! Like is it my English that’s bad? But since when does “classic” and “classy” mean the same thing?

[@Weenershnitzel]

Classically Abby: have 1 drink all night Jaclyn: *drinks an entire bottle of wine in a 20 minute video*

[@authenticallyaliyah8775]

It’s funny when girls make videos like this it’s like “I’ve been conditioned to act a certain way even tho it’s not what I want so imma shame you if you don’t also act like me”

[@luhe8]

exactly

[@HelloKitty60621]

@Kyla Lambalot it's still misogyny, because the only reason that classically Abby dresses and acts the way she does is because of men.

[@yandereboyenthusiast8149]

@Kyla Lambalot Actually, internalized misogyny

[@TM-yp7ev]

How do you know it’s not what she wants? Also how exactly does she shame people? By posting videos on her own channel? I mean, you have to remember that everyone is entitled to their opinion even when you don’t agree with it.

[@maryssa8593]

Literally every female in my family because I’m fourth generation Catholic 👀. But not me anymore! I used to care so much to the point I’d rather be miserable and make my family proud of my decisions. I stopped caring for the sake of my own mental health. Which they don’t think exists so that explains a lot by itself 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@xxspookshowxbabyxx]

Abby: "carrying around a wider based glass .... isnt the most classic looking thing" Me, who exclusively drinks from pint glasses or cocktail buckets when out: "interesting..."

[@hlywrd]

*sips wine from mason jar*

[@capir0te]

Does drinking $4 wine from coffee mugs count

[@xxspookshowxbabyxx]

@@capir0te I hope so, I love drinking alcohol from mugs 🙈

[@xxspookshowxbabyxx]

I wonder what Abby would have the biggest problem with, the non-stemware I'm drinking from, the gothy lingerie-bodysuit/pvc pants I'm wearing while doing it, or the fact I'm completely hammered around men I'm not married to

[@TheOnlyKeksSuchti]

Want a glass of wine? Sorry I only own pitchers.

[@Savannah-]

So much of being a "classic lady" is about appearances and what LOOKS classy. She's literally just a woman who absolutely takes advantage of the rights and freedoms women have now but loves cosplaying as a woman from centuries ago. It's weird

[@EuniceAdinaTumbleton]

“Shut up, Gretchen! ‘Classic’ is never going to happen!”

[@kaylithorsen7017]

BHAHAFWAZQWAAAHAHA

[@lochbessmonsta5348]

I'm convinced that she is being forced upon us to normalize submissive women by the time we are forced into living in the handmaid's tale type universe but hey im just being a pessimist🥴😅

[@angelbby_]

I could see Abby as a wife in the handmaidens tale lol

[@---nobody---]

I love your look by the way 🙃

[@lochbessmonsta5348]

@@---nobody--- thanks!😊💕

[@lotsofuwuenergy3983]

@Sav M Not really. The author specifically made a point to have everything included in the book be based on actual things in human history. Nothing except the combination of everything was completely made up.

[@notyourdestiny3547]

She did the transformed wife laugh after she said "get a beer"

[@littlenatb88]

Most important thing we learned today - Jaclyn is a Costco member.

[@raevynphiar9581]

She really doesn't like to enunciate when she sings....

[@Paintergrl1313]

Midnight Smith you nailed it.

[@WerewolfofEpicness]

normal in opera. enunciation is second to technique. unfortunately technique does not seem to be the priority here either

[@roxassora2706]

@@WerewolfofEpicness I think she needs it to help her.

[@Akegata42]

So...this person (Abby that is) has made a whole channel based around an incorrect usage of the word "classic"? Good job.

[@syraellson7192]

It’s actually not wrong.

[@Jkjoannaki]

Exactly

[@timmyman1997]

i feel like she's the type of person that got wasted once, completely humiliated herself and never recovered. I mean same but i'm not going to shame people

[@johnnybaldwin6161]

Jacklyn, is there one beverage in your house that isn’t alcohol😂.

[@jglobetrotter2830]

I saw some cans of le croix.

[@JennaLovesPickles28]

Tap water?

[@AnikaRoseCommunication]

Jaclyn showing her liquor cabinet. Me: Let’s be friends.

[@smji5269]

*cabinets.

[@heysfb]

This is totally about aesthetics and her thinking this classy shit is an entire personality trait. It’s so shallow.

[@briannalee1998]

LC I keep wondering if it's a fake persona. If it's a parady or act for money. Abby did get nudes leaked on the internet last year before she got this channel.

[@Simina-pi5te]

@@briannalee1998 wait what?

[@beverlykwakye682]

@@Simina-pi5te whaaatt!!?

[@baylees9800]

I've literally never seen someone who cares about what people think of them SO MUCH for such WEIRD reasons? like what

[@counterstrike95]

Yeah, I was really surprised. I thought her thing was all about conservative values and stuff like that, but no, the video was all about aesthetics. "Blend in, reflect everyone around you" What?

[@Selene_Rosara]

She would be so much happier if she stopped caring what other people thought of her. Also if she stopped judging others.

[@briannalee1998]

Hans Kristian Frågodt so much for individuality...

[@rdgomez071]

Abby is like a young woman Titanic survivor trapped in modern times.

[@carmensavu5122]

With makeup that makes her look even more like her brother than she already does.

[@TrueOpinion99]

In Abby's defense, she never said anything like "women do [this], but men...you're fine."

[@theremystics]

"I wonder what she thinks about like... Taking shrooms" 😂😂😂 So right :) She would probably have a bad trip lol

[@mutalemwananshiku4098]

Shroomy Abby 😂.

[@callmeperseus]

Or tell everyone around her that she's having a bad time and making everyone have a bad time

[@Martaalm96]

“Only lasts about 10 to 15 minutes” i’m the weirdo who can go to sleep drunk and wake up and still be drunk?

[@leighaparker5908]

And then be awake when your hangover hits 😅

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

Lol she has probably only ever gotten just barely tipsy..and assumes that tipsy is what drunk feels like and that ppl are chasing _that_ feeling without realizing that that’s not what feeling drunk is like at all. Can you imagine thinking that?? And she is like 28ish years old too..she’s classically naive, childlike, and annoying as hell!

[@alexandrat921]

@@TheKatarinaGiselle I agree! I think she's just confused. Her experience is that initial little buzz, then rehydrating, and feeling normal/maybe a little tired.

[@xylophone1128]

@@leighaparker5908 Wake up feeling good, make some plans for the day, Im productive! Then around 9am in the course of 15 minutes feel reality crumble at my feet. Spend the rest of the day on the couch under a blanket, promising ill never drink again. Next Friday "Ah shit, here we go again."

[@mmilcz833]

If I ordered a drink I don’t like, I’d chug it to get it over with as soon as possible

[@sunflowertrashcan]

Małgosia Milczewska YES. We don’t waste, but we don’t need to drag it out either. Lol

[@kirikakirikakirika]

Is she actually a professional opera singer because ... that was awful.

[@Disturbed101Fan]

Lol why?

[@kirikakirikakirika]

@@Disturbed101Fan It was sporadic and unclean without any enunciation. Most people can do this just by acting silly. In other words, it's so not classic.

[@aleerasilver2821]

Im convinced she took one lesson, said "Nailed It", and now says she's a professional. My old teacher woulda smacked her with a ruler lol

[@melissam597]

@@Disturbed101Fan there’s no emotional depth, it’s basically just noise

[@beta511ee4]

@@melissam597 Are you talking about Jaclyn or the soprano lady?

[@lynds6y]

okay but can we talk about how pretty jaclyn looks in this video?? like the hair the outfit the makeup i'm HERE FOR IT

[@minimaxi6173]

Her whole channel is basically that skit from "The office" when Jim wears a tuxedo and tells Michael whatever is classy

[@axlismypuppy]

I think she's confusing alcohol and crack with the 10 to 15 minutes thing🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@Burnerbaby]

😂😂 saaaaame

[@axlismypuppy]

@brandon roberts I mean it takes 10 to 15 min for it to kick in but a stone usually lasts longer than that

[@decadentnight]

@brandon roberts lasts 2+ hours for me lol

[@lennininja]

Abby gives me the impression that she is actually a 70 year old woman

[@claryfey]

She seems like a bully all that judgement and focus on appearance

[@Delihlah]

"the feeling only lasts 10-15 minutes" *Flashbacks to my drunken panic attack at a party that lasted two hours and I almost had to go to the hospital because everything was spinning and I couldn't feel my legs and I was crying over my ex who sexually assaulted me then also cheated* Clearly that's an unhealthy example but 😅 A healthier example is when I was with a group of friends and I was drunk, laughing and trying to sing the ABCs for an hour because I couldn't remember the order while my friend got annoyed at me because I was "interrupting her throwing up"

[@RoastedSaltedPeanut]

I don't like alcohol, can I smoke weed instead? I'll cheers with a slice of my pizza!

[@morningstarsanguine]

I’m right with you! Puff puff pass

[@decadentnight]

Yes I have given up alcohol for several reasons but I still love Mary Jane.

[@RomaBeautyLily]

Solidarity 💋🍃💨🍕

[@ResidentMilf]

I stopped drinking when I started my current meds because it just makes me sleepy and gives me a raging hangover. So all of the crappy things about drinking and none of the fun stuff. So pass the bowl!

[@jamiedykes]

The two thumbs down rn are Ben Shapiro and Ben Shapiro’s wig

[@grace259]

My grandmother is a drug and alcohol counselor and she gave me the best advice: less is more and know your limits

[@electricbaby7315]

Drunk jaclyn obsessing over how cute her cat is is my new favorite thing

[@woodland_wand3r3r91]

Jaclyn would definitely be fun to have some drinks with 😄

[@lacedrain]

10 or 15 minutes? Honey that's coke not alcohol... LMAO

[@stevenousleyII]

Jaclyn, you're literally everything to me. I was having a panic attack and put your video on, and it stopped because I started laughing. Thank you for consistently delivering stellar content. XO your biggest, gayest fan -kyan

[@haileymarie7866]

I'm sorry you had a panic attack! I hope you feel better 🖤🖤

[@stevenousleyII]

@@haileymarie7866 thank you, you're beautiful, I subscribed to your channel, and I appreciate your support so much lovely! XO Kyan 🥰

[@serenanocte4769]

Awww that's adorable

[@stevenousleyII]

@@serenanocte4769 you're adorable, lovely XO

[@SapphWolf]

I only get drink to get drunk very occasionally. About once every four years. In November.

[@SapphWolf]

@kara hoffman Oh yeah... it's going to be great. I'm going cast my vote. Go to work, come home, get super shitfaced and hope I wake up to find Trump has lost the election.

[@EllieLynnCollins]

Mood

[@lesleyk3793]

please keep getting wine drunk and reacting to the Shapiros. i’m living for it 🥂

[@mralexhernandez]

“10 or 15 minutes” obviously, you haven’t seen The Hangover! 😂

[@pinkpotatowarrior]

Never stop making videos like this. You saved me years ago from stopping from being brainwashed like she is. 💖 thanks girl

[@shiaseedsalad2726]

The only time someone shouldn't get drunk is if it would make them vulnerable or endanger others, their health would suffer, they're pregnant/breastfeeding, or they're too young. Edit: If someone doesn't like to drink, they won't do it. Awwww your cat is so cute and floofy.

[@PigginTeaBreak]

Or maybe cos they don’t like to drink

[@tuhimerameraa1]

Loki, how are things going my prince 😻🥵

[@shiaseedsalad2726]

@@tuhimerameraa1 Splendid! How are you doing?

[@jessicadoban2564]

Uh oh! I saw her ankles and lower leg while she was singing! NOT CLASSY!

[@bubbles-o72]

@Snuffcore 6 Creatards suck

[@rebeccaaynes5076]

Ben’s wife is a doctor and mother to their kids and he fully supports her, but Abby believes that you can’t have a “real” career and be a good wife/mother. I have much more respect for Ben than for her

[@Mars2Marissa]

Haha I love you! Thanks for the quarantine party!

[@whocares6889]

Me, an Eastern European lady:drinking alcohol in confusion

[@alexandrakershner4463]

Damn, what kind of “classic” liver does she have that it’s only 10-15 minutes??

[@shaynaclark4997]

"This is my second drink and I feel nothing" Lmfao same

[@watermellie]

Dear Jaclyn, thank you for taking one for the team and watching this crap so we don't have to satisfy our curiosity by giving this hypocrite a view.

[@beta511ee4]

How’s she a hypocrite?

[@watermellie]

@@beta511ee4 Give her name a search without safety filters on and find out for yourself. If you believe those video's and photo's were leaked or hacked, I've got a bridge to sell ya.

[@beta511ee4]

@@watermellie Who knows? I may not agree.

[@beta511ee4]

@@watermellie All I’m seeing is that she’s Jewish and a feminist.

[@MohammedAli-hl4mr]

@@beta511ee4 a feminist how?

[@kassidybunde]

when she says just hold a drink at a party it just reminds of someone just trying to hold a red cup at a party to fit in and be cool

[@roxassora2706]

"Red solo cup I fill you up I'm at a party I'm at a party"

[@Chaoticplushie]

"10-15 minutes"?! I've gone to sleep drunk and woke up still kinda drunk. What is she drinking?

[@jaydeepaquette1022]

Ummm, is it just me or does Ben’s sister not know the difference between classic and clas-SY, and she keeps confusing the terms? I get that feeling from her. By the way, I LOVE footage of your kitties, so no apology necessary. Angel is too adorable NOT to catch on camera. ;D

[@acidsugar385]

Every time I hear it I get irritated lmao

[@jaydeepaquette1022]

@@acidsugar385 lol I hear ya. xD Listening to it every time (coming from both Abby AND Jaclyn was like feeling a proverbial little red flag pop up, as if from the side of a mailbox lol, with a "hmmm...that's not right." kinda feeling I couldn't quite shake. In the end though, Jaclyn broke the tie between them when she finished off by saying 'classy' instead of 'classical'. xD

[@Ana-ls8rh]

She means classic as an alternative to "traditional". She leads a mostly traditional life and promotes a mostly traditional life to women. The only difference is that she believes women should be allowed to work rather than just be trad wives who stay at home full time which is why she doesn't call herself traditional. Her message has nothing to do with being "classy". It's about encouraging women to be more traditional (i.e. religious, conservative, married young, modest, etc) while still being a part of modern society. It's about embodying the "classic American woman".

[@jaydeepaquette1022]

@@Ana-ls8rh Fair enough. Next thing you know, she'll be making a video on how to bake a traditional American apple pie and stick it on the window sill the "classical' way. xD

[@Ana-ls8rh]

@@jaydeepaquette1022 I don't know. Lol. I'm not a fan of hers, btw. I watch her for the LoLz. But she made a video about what it means to be classic which is why I now understand what it means hahaha

[@sheshas4069]

Jaclyn: "Quarenteen Party" Everyone watching: *pauses video, pours a glass/ opens a can of alcohol. Presses play* "Whoo!"

[@TheUltimateCatLady]

Tipsy Jaclyn releasing her alpha cat lady energy? Liquor tour? Angel being the most beautiful kitty in the world? Purring and opera meows? How did we get so blessed? 💗

[@BambiTimes]

When the girl started singing at the beginning my girlfriends cat went nuts and bopped me on the nose. Lol