DAZ WATCHES WOMAN WHO CHOSE PUPPET OVER BOYFRIEND

[@TsuNova]

“I’m gonna SOCKer punch you.” You taught her well Daz, good show

[@CommaKhazi]

Jolly Good Show Indeed😂💯

[@ginger2139]

@@CommaKhazi regular show!!!!

[@ginger2139]

@@CommaKhazi pops!!!

[@ZenxSatoru_]

Lol XD

[@ZenxSatoru_]

@@ginger2139 no one rlly cares tbh

[@simpetea]

Daz: “It’s sock watches, hehe...” Sarah: “I wanna socka-punch you-“ 😂

[@allsymbolic1584]

First reply

[@NakaJhon]

😂 I'm falling from my chair

[@jared31174]

No hate, but a heads up, making an edit about how you got 1k likes kinda ruins the comment 😂😂

[@simpetea]

@@jared31174 Oh sorry, I didn’t realise, thank you

[@FatSealix]

@@simpetea You should put it in the replies

[@helmutrosendal]

I DIED WHEN HIS DAUGHTER CAME IN LMAO "iTs SoCk WaTcHeS"

[@ameerarehman4123]

OMG WHEN HIS DAUGHTER CAME IN MADE ME WHEEZE 💀💀

[@siri-tl1ji]

@@ameerarehman4123 that isn't a sister it's his daughter

[@-abi-]

@@siri-tl1ji huh?

[@k31sha10]

@@siri-tl1ji they said daughter.

[@hlinneyefc75]

Sara vlogs they said daughter

[@wfly81]

12:20 Not only is she smiling, she's fake smiling because she's not smiling with her eyes. It's like she can't break out of ventriloquist face.

[@isaacbroliconrad8285]

Noticed this

[@heathermcfarland6317]

Sarah’s face when she walked in on her dad with a sock puppet was priceless lmao

[@jowitaostalczyk870]

FR

[@lesley1204]

To be fair I doubt much surprises her when it comes to her dad 😂😂 she’s so lucky to have a parent like him

[@spicysalad3013]

The way she slowly backed out lmfao

[@CyBon13]

Haaaaaaaaaaa

[@despairedsalami1786]

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN I MUST EXPERIENCE

[@berliepierre5720]

Daz: Playing with a sock puppet His daughter: questioning his life choices

[@aleeannacanga4392]

Now that was the best moment in this video

[@Averagenerd20]

Yeah it’s my favourite bit of the video

[@ItsMeAmb3rly]

I was dying laughing

[@lisanneloves686]

*her

[@seanlogan9466]

@@Averagenerd20 my favourite was “you shoulda taken plan B”

[@queenlyin3]

THE WAY HIS DAUGHTER CAME IN LIKE THE WRONG TIME

[@ErinDuddy675]

Ikr so funny

[@SomeRando369]

3:57

[@grabble7605]

The way she came in at exactly the right time for a bit because it's staged...

[@bubbleuwu5240]

@@ErinDuddy675 76

[@iconicqueen6965]

@@SomeRando369 your the real hero

[@anakinskywalker4325]

Daz "I'm in my office on a sunny day talking to my hand" That's every guy in existence

[@Ailo_thatguy]

I LAUGHED SO BAD AT SOCK WATCHES, WHEN HE SAID "GET OUT THE WAY" SO WORRIEDLY

[@KosmicKat396]

What I love is when Sarah came in and rolled with the joke, that was the most hilarious bit! XD

[@Lucyismydemon]

Daz: “Is it a kink? I dunno.” The puppet a few minutes earlier: “stick your hand in my mouth! Do it! Do it!!”

[@andreyoppong6692]

Hey ! , is that Pico from FNF

[@N1lck]

its slappy reanimated

[@rexjolles]

@@andreyoppong6692 he's not from fnf lmaoooo

[@Iono_vtuber]

Please report her

[@galaxylovesmemesmlg504]

I like ur pfp buster

[@JakeGlobox]

Daz Watches will always be the best series on KZbin.

[@aurora9426]

On But backwards..

[@ethanlacey6526]

@@aurora9426 Shut up already

[@mech3384]

@@aurora9426 name a series better than this

[@xxdelchezxx9375]

@@aurora9426 If you don’t like then leave :/

[@jamesloughran3192]

No that place is reserved for sock watches

[@aspenl.1104]

I do puppetry, but the puppet overruling her life and running friendships is taking it to a new level.

[@zweetsouffle9567]

*You can see how society has improved in intelligence-* *Daz Sock: Would you like a mint?*

[@eijiroukirishima8794]

Mom: i want her to have two point five kids 🧍🏼‍♀️

[@zweetsouffle9567]

@@eijiroukirishima8794 U... I 💕 ur user and pfp 🤜🤛

[@causticwit]

"It looks like Trisha Paytas!" Sounds like her, too. 😂

[@edgurbrawlstars7122]

Omg just realized it kinda does

[@cheeckypeach1538]

Frrr😂

[@meljdbejfjdjdhfjdjjd]

XD

[@scg7442]

If the shoe fits....

[@dracomalfoy6503]

them* trisha goes by they/them.

[@lunahyeong8747]

Daz: “She needs a bit of vitamin D in her life”😂 Me: YOU SAID O͟N͟E͟ DAD JOKE! 🥲🤦🏽‍♀️

[@s.c.a.tproductions3019]

PSSHHHHHHHHHH HAH

[@animeruler2464]

What dad encourages getting some D other than daz?!?🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lexkinetic5448]

How’ve you done the underline? That’s cool!

[@danielkilworth1076]

Maybe the clock ticked past midnight?

[@baguette7073]

@@lexkinetic5448 font app

[@bananamanchester4156]

Why is it that Daz seems like the nicest guy ever but he can still hit you with the most savage insults 😂 "you should have taken plan B" has me screaming

[@und3tected_484]

“May can’t hear you she’s in a coffin” IM WHEEZING 💀

[@TWsBooksorcation]

im your 69th like *NICE*

[@und3tected_484]

@@TWsBooksorcation a true legend ✨😶

[@emmaclaire7803]

My bed is my coffin

[@emmaclaire7803]

When I'm in my bed I can't hear ya 😅

[@luttermanboyz_3678]

@@emmaclaire7803 haha same

[@carmenabbiss5578]

Sarah walks in: Sock puppet: would u like a mint?

[@tacticalburger375]

Bread👍

[@wolfbakugoukatsuki547]

@@tacticalburger375 I like bread 👍

[@tylermoyer1122]

ITS NOT A PUPET ITS SOCK GAMES

[@themdoughnuts4269]

@@tacticalburger375 bread is not as good as doughnuts

[@danielkilworth1076]

@@themdoughnuts4269 doughnuts are made of a bread base

[@redletters01]

“why do all these puppets look like they just watched the Ring video and survived?” I CAN’T BREATHE AHAHAHAHAHA

[@bigheadboii._.4121]

Deserves more likes

[@gg5242]

Therapist: “let’s look for other ways that you can express yourself, besides the puppet….music, yoga, art…” Daz: “Dick.”

[@Crystal_Sky_and_friends]

Yup/⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\

[@seekingtheking4098]

Watching a grown man doing sock puppets in his room then his daughter walks in Worth it.

[@darkwarriors...]

@@tanishqpanwar65 wait what! No that's his daughter

[@lesley1204]

Ngl out of context that sounds like a euphemism for something 😂😂

[@tanishqpanwar65]

@@darkwarriors... ok I'm sorry i got confuse

[@alandry4114]

@@darkwarriors... yes

[@ipettynote]

Daz really called her Trisha Paytas 😭

[@lrkehelthhansen3149]

He's not wrong

[@TERMINATIONBLISS08]

He's not entirely wrong!

[@Lynxiewinkie]

He’s not wrong

[@puresimplexd904]

Lmao

[@najamcgriff956]

Lol

[@maggiegajecka8624]

“May can’t hear you she’s in a coffin”. Best quote yet

[@donofab2358]

I saw this while waiting for the video to load and now I'm scared. Coming back when I have the context

[@donofab2358]

I have the context now, and I totally agree

[@Ajsnsirnrotntntk62]

He should act the sister

[@hannahsstressed8101]

Daz saving money for the homeless woman and asking how she was is one of the most naturally kindhearted thing ive heard in a while

[@emilykrey5319]

“Nobody smile at therapy” Me who jokes with my therapist to ease tension : 👁👄👁

[@symphlin._.2677]

Either jokes or awkward eye contact

[@daisytayler7396]

😂

[@jak4159]

same

[@Reasalon]

Same

[@NDJunction]

me who would rather go to the dentist ANY DAY rather than a doctor appointment

[@shiryo9995]

As long as her puppets don’t get their drivers licenses, imagine being a cop pulling over a car and when the window rolls down it’s a puppet/sock puppet. *cue Mrs. Doubtfire* “Hellooooo!!!”

[@liyangajay8621]

I read the helloooo in dazs voice..like the mom voice

[@brianellis5146]

Police car with lights flashing pulls a car to the side of the road Loud voice over the PA "Get out of the car please" Door opens and she gets out with the hooker doll on her arm... Loud voice over the PA "Ah... Get back in the car please"

[@reneenevermore2771]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jjavery93]

"Shalom!"

[@shinigami956]

She doesn't need a husband she needs to make a good relationship with herself.

[@isaacredmond.]

mmmmmmhm truth sis

[@jazzezcabbagez8916]

Facts

[@susadams8667]

And vitamin Dyich

[@maddii34u]

Yeah, and she could easily date someone who likes puppets as much as her.

[@vi843]

Anymore I feel like she’ll go absolutely batshit crazy if she talks to herself anymore lmao

[@TaniaRobertCM-S]

Daz: *lying on the floor with a sock on his hands Sarah: *what is he doing* I wanna socka-punch you

[@lucamattiucci8215]

It makes my day when he says: AND WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER DAZ WATCHES,

[@strike9152]

some very wise words from a very wise man bUsTeR

[@DisneyPrincess92]

It makes my days too. I love his videos they always make me smile they brighten my days.

[@superhigh99]

I need more back to another sock watches haha

[@waum9536]

Someday that will end

[@brylieolson9391]

“it looks like Trisha Paytas” i literally cried of laughter😭😂

[@AxxLAfriku]

I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on KZbin, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear bry

[@hendrikebersohn5793]

@@AxxLAfriku bro what r u talking about? No one is talking about your fame he’s just saying he was dying of laguhter

[@brylieolson9391]

Hendrik Ebersohn that’s what i’m saying, i’m very confused haha😂

[@hendrikebersohn5793]

@@brylieolson9391 yep me too😂

[@Bcast666]

@@AxxLAfriku yeah I know it’s really hard having 30k subs I can’t even go to the gas station without getting noticed fml

[@zxro5807]

“Should’ve taken plan B” I fell of my chair in laughter 😂

[@bigheadboii._.4121]

Which clinic tho Mental abortion ( bit too late for that ) Or a morgue

[@meziyy4856]

OMG SAME!!!!

[@teekotrain6845]

i saw this comment before I heard the line and it still was funny af

[@LordTyran]

I was at 7 minutes and was about to stop watching until I saw this and decided to carry on 😂 glad I did

[@SparkleMuffin22]

Fun fact: Trisha Peytas actually starred in an episode of my strange addiction as the woman who was "Addicted to Tanning"

[@hyperwolf-h6w]

"wheres plan b.??.. there is no plan b" "you shouldve taken plan b" IM DONEEEEEEE

[@kellyel1812]

Your profile picture is wilbur soot. I'm proud of you

[@prisha1935]

Wilbur-

[@gracecw]

jared ?? oh sorry…wilbur?

[@beelay9409]

Hey wilbur, its me Jared, e-girl is great

[@jms1451]

@@kellyel1812 I'm disappointed

[@V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos]

I love that the daughter has the attitude of: Yep. This is a normal Tuesday in this house.

[@alexiious]

lol

[@anton_smallz99_30]

“It looks like Trisha Paytas.” I’m losing it 🤣🤣🤣

[@nolanblue1616]

Yeah, but which one is scarier?

[@n0t_matilda263]

@@nolanblue1616 trisha

[@blank8719]

@@nolanblue1616 trisha and her fake alters

[@fluff9955]

“SaRah wOUld yOu likE a miNt?” Best part 😂

[@WolfOz]

The King Has Returned!

[@johnnyrocket6588]

Yes

[@sindreeintveit6676]

Ey

[@hannah-marytitchener3959]

Hi wolf!

[@madog61]

BROTHA HE BEEN DONE RETURNED

[@dennisko834]

hi wolf!!!!

[@mosiacsoml]

There is a local in my town that also lost her child in a house fire and carries around a fake baby with her everywhere she goes. Truly is sad especially since they seem made fun of a lot. :(

[@aliceramdom.s]

just why

[@sakurahirawa]

@@aliceramdom.s what do you mean.?

[@MayoMan124]

@Chocolate Bunny they make a good snack as well

[@nikobellic570]

Wow. Just goes to show you shouldn't judge someone with an unusual condition because you don't know their story. If you knew the truth behind it you would probably feel compassionate.

[@trueredpanda1538]

Thats shitty attitude from the pepole. Like, yeah, it's unusual and a bit wierd, but easy to shrug off and forget about and let the person be. it's usally a reason for it. I would guess inn this situation, it's helping her to accept the loss off her child, like a coping mechanism. I have heard it's not really an unusual form of therapy eighter.

[@bobbob-ps6on]

"I've just realised I'm in my office on a sunny day talking to my hand!" It's OK daz, I went through lockdown too

[@iamnotbob2503]

Lol same😂😂😂

[@chiggy.pig7]

Daz slowly falling into madness as he talks to his hand that he put in a sock. His daughter was like “Dad can we order pi- uh 😀”

[@Lukas_101]

Daz: “No one smiles that much, and who ever does is crazy” Me: watching Daz Watches videos 24/7

[@Jokesbru]

Me who smiles at every dumb thing 😂😂😂😂 And yes I am crazy 😂

[@PolarBearzBand]

Same here 😂

[@Eclipse_YT]

Ay yo don't worry it's Daz so we get a free pass 😄

[@kellygregory236]

🙂

[@mangood2734]

Why does Daz walk like an elementary principal 😭😭😭

[@val-gg8lg]

JAIL- NO- WJWEJ 😭😭😭 ITS TRUE THO- BUT NO- NOT NOW PLEASE 😭👆🏼

[@wolfbakugoukatsuki547]

OMG I CAN’T UNSEE THISSSSS-

[@hannahnicoleronnie3011]

He's fluffy

[@chandlerlegrand8791]

Its weird how she won't admit that she is crazy but the puppet will admit it

[@dixond2110]

Ikr

[@noorashiraz9046]

She probably knows but is unable to express her own feelings and thoughts without an output ( aka the puppet) it can also be the reason why her puppet looks so much like her. ( the one she carried around mostly I mean.)

[@alandry4114]

When did the puppet missed it

[@maggiegajecka8624]

She is the puppet tho

[@annareynolds8684]

I have been diagnosed with severe depression for months. Daz Games is one of the only things that can make me laugh. Thanks Daz. :)

[@ericbootsma5353]

“This can’t be real” Daz you have to much faith in humanity 😂

[@nsmd922]

puppet presher

[@hunter-plouffe_2686]

“She should’ve taken a plan B” lmao 😂

[@dane-loulajoubert7798]

I died 🤣🤣

[@RunicShark]

We were all thinking it 😂

[@Cherrythegoober]

The look on Sarah’s face when she walks in and her dad is just there with a ＳＯＣＫ pointed to a camera XD

[@dewifrancis1299]

I love how at 9:25 the puppets are just in a pile on the floor

[@melissahoward8038]

Me walking in on my parents doing it as a child : "I wanna hug too!!!" Sarah walking in on her dad playing with a sock : "This is my life." Lol

[@kieron1505]

Can u please post again 🥺🥺💕💕

[@ouch2229]

Legitimately would pay money for sock watches

[@emilylizette1069]

DEADASS

[@wolfbakugoukatsuki547]

SAME

[@FoxyBoxery]

ALIVEASS

[@playgroundswings1926]

DEADINSIDEASS

[@soappistunes6041]

ZOMBIEASS

[@GR-rx7zq]

Imagine being his daughter and every 15 minutes you hear "LINDA!"

[@taylor2839]

Be honest i would shout back im quiting

[@jade-sm5cn]

I would be like:yesssss?😌

[@axel_thegamer1994]

And Imagine him actually naming you Linda.

[@leviackermanofficial2898]

@@axel_thegamer1994 Ohhh a weeb here I see

[@shuichisemohat69]

@@leviackermanofficial2898 Hello Levi-

[@emilybrett6130]

Daz’s laugh is absolutely contagious

[@shingodzilla8387]

Thats true

[@suzannemccone4682]

When daz said the puppets legs look like rolling pins I died of laughter 😂😂

[@Kaitlynlovesyou2]

Same😂

[@stevieb7169]

Respect to the person who posted your comment for you then 👍🏻

[@gemmaluxford1]

Dazis hilarious

[@ignotuz4836]

💀💀

[@ignotuz4836]

@@gemmaluxford1 facts

[@doodle731]

Sarah: you winning dad? Daz: eh- Sock: eh- Sarah:👁👄👁

[@jenniflower6569]

👁👄👁

[@roowanmadokkusu1411]

.___. .___ 👁💧👃💧👁 👄

[@gemmacatz6387]

Why did u make this comment 🤦‍♀️

[@Jamesthenxtstep]

@@ameliaagnieszkawawrzkiewic5148 Why did u make this comment 🤦‍♀️

[@kopii00]

massive side eye, you actually wrote that...@@KTSMORI

[@tylardrake8905]

The moment when your doing something stupid or embarrassing and a family member walks in. You get that sudden epiphany that what you were just doing, has been seen by someone els. It’s a bad feeling. Your stomach just drops.

[@drakarisluminescent1194]

My response to that: "Well, you've seen me.... looks like ya gotta die."

[@highfae]

The truth is, the person catching you, just reveals your own judgments about what you’re doing to yourself. It’s not really about what they’re thinking of you/what you’re doing, they just help you realise what YOU really think about it.

[@f-ckmyr0fil788]

FB

[@sped9663]

"why do her feet look like bowling pins" me at 12 AM while my family is asleep: dying cat noise

[@Korvo.420]

Imagine having Daz as a dad That shit must be amazing

[@tvclips1562]

I honestly want to be in Sarah's shoes and hear what she hears 😂

[@thenaughtyboys4321]

I would love to have him as a dad

[@aesthetictiktoks6661]

Daz isn’t that bad at being a ventriloquist

[@altapotgieter8151]

Hes good at it but it is hard with some word but hes good it would be funny if he does a skit of something like that

[@e_intelligence2487]

I honestly wouldn't mind seeing a Sock Watches skit lol

[@jakebertie8589]

You mean a ventriloliloliloismst

[@brooklinsewell2503]

How come u get likes and get people to agree with u but I ask a simple question and get one like ? Why

[@agathanascimento9661]

@Karalena And Weiner Dogs 🤣 I thought the same thing when I read that comment

[@tfc6605]

Everyone: ventriloquism Daz: ventriloquismemesmmfgf

[@tfc6605]

bruh thanks so much

[@bloodmoonlps]

I honestly would be friends with the puppet lady. Also I got a feeling that a big reason why she got to that "I'd rather be with my puppets instead of people" is because everytime she gets around people all she got was negative comments about her puppets. She obviously enjoyed her puppets, it could have been a harmless hobby. But nobody supported her with the thing that made her happy. So she ended up disconnecting happiness from people. No longer associating people with positive feelings of course she prioritized what made her happy and it started to consume her life. I think if her family and friends had at the begging supported her hobby a little more instead of trying to push their expectations on her (like how she should get married and have kids) things could have turned out differently... They though it was weird so they wanted her to stop. She just wanted to enjoy herself and cause people alienated what made her happy she ended up turning away from people. Now people alienate her.

[@oneonlylittlej]

She's nuts

[@tranquillrainbows9493]

hmm yes and no Judging based on her sis, it *started* to become that way -- that she *started* spending to much time with them -- and that shows -- not that they thought it was weird in general and wanted her to stop as soon as they saw However -- we don't know the full story and how exactly it started and when etc. so I can't say either that that's not why But yeah -- I do agree that the way they're telling her isn't okay -- it can be just as unhealthy -- them telling her the only way to be happy is to get a husband and have 2 kids ? That's not the only way to a successful life -- and it doesn't have to be your way if you don't want it to be The way to a successful life is any way you want that's making you happy that's healthy And the problem is -- even though she seems to be happy, it's also, from what we can tell, getting to an unhealthy amount it seems to be a cope of how to deal that started as something fun and healthy for the most part -- but started to become unhealthy And you don't know what point that may be next judging based on the things we've seen and the things she said that shows it is unhealthy I feel she's shown it at a point that it's not a happy healthy life She def needs to work through the problems on her own before getting into a relationship (if she even wants) I agree with that People can help and it's healthy to have people -- but it can be just as unhealthy to rely on someone the way she's relying on her puppets Especially just one person -- which they seem to be encouraging -- one single guy instead of trying to have multiple people (who're healthy for you and good people, ofc) (because one person can start to feel like they're everything because you rely on them for everything {the same way it seems her puppets are to her} so if you take that away -- then it feels as if you lost everything cause you pre much did make them your everything -- but they weren't/aren't) Tbh -- I feel she can still have her puppets (which I feel they're trying to hard to make her get rid of it completely -- sorta cause, as you said, they feel it's weird) -- but it should just be to a healthy amount -- and atm, it doesn't appear to be healthy -- due to whatever had happened that made her want to prioritize puppets over everyone else Perhaps she needs to spend time away for the moment ? Try and see life outside of her puppets Then see if she can incorporate it into her life and how without it being to the point that it is But yeah -- I think, aside from the unhealthy, it's really cool N cute N fun what she's doing N how peeps seem to like it N all It honestly seems fun to meet her N her puppets I hope she's doing alright N all now

[@barkanyimary]

I would love sock watches once in a while. Was soooo friggin funny.

[@tealpanda4859]

Yessssssssss

[@broyo4652]

I know right he should make a second channel called sock games

[@rileyharlow1318]

“What we don’t want is a dude in there. Chopped up SHŁÖP ÇHŁÒP SHŁOP ÇHŁÒP💃🕺💃

[@kingoliver2370]

Sarah’s face when she walked in on daz talking with a puppet was the best part of the video.

[@annaspencer9411]

She was just like “I just wanted to know what was for tea... now I’m just confused”

[@Del80VR]

2:40 no no no daz you nailed it

[@JeweledLove]

Daz: "I would much rather date a puppet than someone else" Introverts: _Same_

[@Avery-lv5cp]

💀💀

[@tricia9149]

Lol 😂

[@levis_bloodyboot3419]

shh ur being to loud😭✋

[@killuazoldyck7442]

Me, an introvert, after seeing the puppet: _Never mind_

[@ep3798]

As an asexual and aromantic introvert, SAME

[@TheRealMiniIsHere]

You should do a sock watches for this years halloween just for a laugh.

[@bluebird9053]

He should do it for April fools next year

[@lobsterstink]

I LOVE DAZ AND SARAH HOW SHE WALKED IN AND THEY BOTH BROKE OUT IN HYSTERICS, HOW WHOLESOME

[@masonhollyoake836]

1:55, there is just something magical about his laugh that made all 20 of the people at a party start laughing to with 0 context needed

[@elizabethmccarty2121]

Daz sock: Want a mint? His daughter thinking: I am going to go.

[@xperriewinklee]

*Sarah walks in* : hey da- uhhh nevermind. Carry on” *slowly closes door*

[@ShurikenBobomb]

Therapist: Maybe we can look at and explore other ways to express yourself: yoga, music, you know, something like that- Daz: D*ck… Me: 😂😭

[@dandan029]

seriously ive searched for this comment 😭

[@nikolaplivna]

Ive heard it helps 😂

[@user-mw3hz7sz7r]

A vibrator is also a great idea, the combo is lovely

[@keniaponce1041]

@@user-mw3hz7sz7r 👁️👄👁️

[@user-mw3hz7sz7r]

@@keniaponce1041 lmao forgot about this comment

[@friendly_insignificant_str1647]

HELP I TRIED TO SKIP THE INTRO AND GOT TO 4:11

[@supremetaco3901]

These aren’t even crazy addictions anymore these are just crazy people

[@aadyakhazanchi21]

"I want her to have 2.5 kids" me: ok so 2 kids and one on the way

[@lilz]

That was my first thought after half of a kid

[@KTSMORI]

With the kind of person this woman is, I wouldn’t be surprised if she meant 2.5 as in literally half a kid

[@Kruge_Brekker]

My thought for half a kid was a husband

[@aylahodge3966]

I thought it was 2 kids and a pet

[@michaeldean4404]

Some kids: Walk in on parents doing you know what. 😏 Daz’s daughter: Walks I’m on dad playing with sock puppets! 🤣

[@mkchristner]

Filming himself playing with a sock puppet! (“Omg Dad are you really going to post this?!”) 😆

[@rexjolles]

Most kids? Bruh

[@creepypasta_fan.__]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kanehenderson520]

bruh most kids do not walk in on their parents

[@Bakaldio]

MOST KIDS. I bet there has been maybe 100 kids that have ever done that IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. And if you have. I’m scared. Wtf.

[@aliciahoverson]

Daz has empathy and humor. This is why we love him ❤️

[@lsd5789]

Another daz watches, another interesting watch. AND ITS A MY STRANGE ADDICTION, WE HAVE BEEN TRULY BLESSED

[@ghobetsky]

yes jeff goldblum

[@milkulids]

the “half a kid” thing means someone’s currently pregnant from what i’ve heard at least

[@MrsCurioCheerio]

Based on retro American culture, families ideally were thought to average ~2.5 kids per household. Basically the mom just wants her kid to live an “average/normal” American white picket fence life

[@AOGPlays]

I have always thought it was 2 kids and a family pet personally.

[@Sweettormentt]

@@AOGPlays Same !

[@Homepage.]

I thought it meant two full kids and a kid from an affair 😂 (or a second marriage)

[@psturgeon6182]

@@Homepage. are you ok? Blink twice if you need help!! Lmao

[@RED-my9hl]

Damn the story about the mother losing her children in the house fire was really sad... Anybody could end up like that old woman, bless her soul.

[@alexiious]

Ye itis sad. RIP to that lady

[@emperorantarctica6210]

Yeah, that story is incredibly sad. May that woman and her children Rest In Peace.

[@kayemusicX]

omg when Daz be pulling up with the Sock watches it had me on the floor this mans humour is godly HAHAHHA

[@tarzankeal1477]

The fact that Sarah walked in whilst he was doing 'sock games' made me piss my self laughing

[@alizakm]

Is no one gonna talk about when he said,“She’s probably dead now but anyway guys...”🤣

[@alizakm]

@NCT_ LOVER_ just skip my comment dude

[@Clownified_Disaster]

Anyone else notice more similarities of the puppet and April- it’s literally months of the year- April then May-

[@daisydixon1413]

That was what i was thinking

[@velikynovgorod4358]

Reflecting on Daz's story at the end about the woman who lost her children, could that be what happened here in some way?

[@hannahmulligan9889]

His moment of realization before his histarical laugh gets me every time 😂

[@lunareclipse6305]

“May can’t hear you she’s in a coffin.” R.I.P⚰️.

[@1carousel0w]

This is: -Laughs -Vibes -More Laughs. This is what we need more of

[@danielsivertsen1413]

Imagine her being robbed and the robber gets terified of her talking thru a doll while smiling 😀😂

[@Jokesbru]

Wait I Imagine her being robbed, and robber sees her talking with a puppet and all the other puppets are sitting on chairs. And then the robber leaves

[@jaylakeeny805]

I love this video so much.it shows how much Dax really cares about people

[@madisonrussian9681]

3:59 *Sarah walks in* Sarah: oh deer god what are you doing this time? Daz: XD I-it’s Sock watches 😂 XD

[@BOSS-dt1iv]

Daz: The puppets will have knifes in their hands give em a year or two.

[@wazzap2472]

Imagine...😭😭.... Imagine this Daz: *talking to a girl* “Hey I didn’t get ur name?” Her: “Oh yea sorry, it’s Linda” Daz: 😀

[@harricurl997]

H h ig igh. I. H. Uh g huh i h h. H hi. G. H h H ihc h h. Uh h. Hii gd game g. G g bc h guy x h gh. H Ty h i c h. H hi. I. H ufc. I. H. H i h ihc h. H. H. I. H. H. H c. Going oi bought

[@SweetileenaVonMelodie]

Lmao

[@SweetileenaVonMelodie]

@cyberpaws ok

[@undertaletaze6982]

“Your my Agent now”

[@andrewash1802]

7:49 im pretty sure she meant 2 kids and then May ( the puppet ) is the half-child I ThInk

[@rebeccaalbany841]

The mum : where is plan B? Daz : You should have taken plan B 😂😂😂

[@TheRoyalDino3217]

Happy early Father’s Day daz! I discovered you when I was 12, I’m 18 now. You basically took the place of a dad in my life. I always remember your advices you place in your videos. They helped a lot. I will always support you daz!

[@rosethehat2073]

That’s such a sweet message! I hope he sees this!

[@jordanab.9352]

Aww so cute💞

[@thenaughtyboys4321]

He has to me i lost my dad when I was 7 now I am 15

[@railwayfan-tiktok]

Imaginary to reality 03:40 Then when Sarah walks in 😂🤣

[@Winzical]

Puppet is life

[@bugvineboom]

First comment on a verified channel, wow

[@okipullup3583]

Puppet 👏is👏life👏

[@waum9536]

Better than furries

[@Asterix_Angel33]

What? random person?

[@Banterman420]

Hello OwO

[@Ermmmm..]

Daz with the sock puppet: welcome back to SOCK watches and today- *Daughter walks in* mind: wtf dad- Jajabajaj 💀💀

[@emmalouise9536]

Daz: “It looks like Trisha paytas” Me: laughed so hard that I farted loudly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xx_kc.9149]

Girl same ✋️🏻😂

[@shortepl9561]

Same lmao

[@aubrianahudson129]

it would be great to have friends that normalize this kind of stuff. like yall are saying same and its great

[@emmalouise9536]

@@aubrianahudson129 Awh I’m sorry xx

[@amyulisse773]

I did that on a 1st date once.

[@staceynewbury4252]

Daz: "IT LOOKS LIKE TRISHA PAYTAS!!!' Me: Oh ma gawd it actually does *Dies of laughter*

[@ERIN-dq6ig]

mum: i ask her what’s plan b daz: i wish she’d have taken plan b😭😭