Classifying Genshin Impact Players Is HILARIOUS

[@stix1224]

I like how bran went "what the fuck dude" when someone got on their knees for kaeyas voice, and then the next clip is strawberry diluc and immediately we hear: "smash."

[@Ai愛ofSauron]

And the KZbin Shorts suggestion below this video is by Bran, titled "Why I'm DOWN BAD For Kaeya in Genshin Impact"

[@PiousMoltar]

I was like "What the actual fuck am I looking at?" and before my brain could process it Bran had already said "Smash".

[@Moriwakamaru]

Imagine whaling to get every character so you can put them so in your teapot, only to realise there’s a limit.

[@SirAaronFox]

Bruh

[@aqgaming1092]

Nice 😂

[@silverkoiii]

yo bran ik you probably won’t read this but I’m someone who suffers from extreme GAD (an anxiety disorder) which gets triggered by health situations and I’ve been having some hard times with my health lately (not serious but anything can set me off) and all these recent uploads have been really helpful, practically live-saving distractions that I can’t thank u enough for. I’ve been loving ur content since when u first started playing in 2021 and I have watched your journey since, so pls keep going and I appreciate how hard you work to put out all this content for us ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@YoloSoul]

hope things are ok man :'(

[@mihilmandara4329]

All the best bro❤

[@clementmariette7059]

Wish you all the best

[@broomhildathegreat4730]

I hope things get better for you❤❤❤❤❤

[@ashe6068]

I hope that everything will be fine in your life❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@ΝικοςΘαρουνιατης]

he forgot the players who completely skip all dialogues as well as the ones that read ALL the dialogues even at the most meaningless ones

[@DaWorldGuardian001]

I read every dialogue becuase I don't know which ones are meaningful vs meaningless. Also for immersion and sometimes my own voiceacting.

[@ΝικοςΘαρουνιατης]

@@DaWorldGuardian001 good for you (I never siad it's bad to do the one or the other I just said it was not mentioned so it all comes to every person's preference) So no problem read all of them even the commissions......

[@DaWorldGuardian001]

@@ΝικοςΘαρουνιατης oh dw, you didn't offend anyone. I just shared my experience, that's all.

[@shemage5932]

I skip dialogues because I refuse to listen to a story that is served to me through recycled animations, reused NPC models, bad line delivery and no soul being put into it. Oh, and did I mention that meaningless side lore is served to you the same way as the most important exposition in the story? Yeah, I'm sorry, but when I'm interested in a story, I look it up on youtube. These youtubers put way more heart and soul into making those videos than Genshin developers put into appropriately serving their own story.

[@Josh72769]

Ah yes the cookie clicker inazuma...

[@Miraris]

story and lore are two of the most important aspects in the game, we can actually see that devs spend a lot of time on them, but only mentioned like.. 2/3 times in his video its funny because its accurately showing the majority of players. skipping story, treating the game as "just a gacha game", etc

[@harunomasu5956]

My resin continuously being capped at 220/160 every week. I use the resin only for weekly, then claim the resin one from teapot. And that's it. I just have too many things to do, busy schedule due to day work at the office, so playing genshin is like a luxury to me. It's something that I do when I'm not too tired from work.

[@BranOnline]

Any time someone comes into stream and complains that my resin is 160/160 I use primos to make it 220/160 to watch the world burn

[@harunomasu5956]

@@BranOnline And people get triggered when they see my world, because I don't open chest, all my world quests still there, and I only collect male characters. I feel you, bro

[@theunrelatable5961]

@harunomasu5956 that’s why I purposely leave common chests that I find 😂 to trigger people who have high end-game expectations of me because I’m AR 55😂

[@raycigar6356]

I uncovered Inazuma just a week ago because I decided it was time to level up my Kazuha from lvl 40 to 90 so I needed Magu Kenji drops xD

[@harunomasu5956]

@@theunrelatable5961 lol i leave it behind because i use guide from takagg to collect everything. it's easier for my life lol

[@Diane_666]

"Immersioner" is definitely me! I didn't expect to be included because I have a rather unique way of enjoying the game. Also, 100% agreed on "it's an RPG with a side element of gatcha", that's exactly how I feel as well.

[@Tone_Deaf_Bard-420]

In the teapot dimension, lizards are the best pet, you *can't* change my mind.

[@ellevictor474]

I went from being 8 hours of Genshin, to casual...cause, life happened

[@horacestorm13]

I don't play the game, or more correctly, can't even play the game 'cause of how heavy it is. Yet I still somehow became a lore-hunter, who's now 97% invested into Genshin's stories, and would occasionally still enjoy seeing stories after stories slowly popping up and appearing with each update. Man, some aspects of the game might not be so good, but after riding this one hell of a rollercoaster of emotions for some time now (2 years or so), I gotta give it to the devs and story-writers: they're f*ckin' good at what they do, and I hope they'll keep up this good work.

[@Imainmualani]

As a xinyan main, I will definitely subscribe since he says that xinyan mains do exist

[@HaruTH]

I am xinyan main. I just used her in 12-1 and 12-2 this abyss cycle. by used I mean 6 stars not just passable.

[@El9069]

As someone who has been building teapot and is only missing inazuma realm and also as someone who’s fav character is kaveh.. i think i can see why i like kaveh

[@NovaThePirate]

And this prompted JYNX to call me out on song requesting mmds. Now I will not stop requesting them for the rest of the week

[@theunrelatable5961]

8:31 I feel so called out😂 8:51 againnn 😂😂😂😭😭😭 “If you had given as much f’s as you did reading genshin theories and being emotionally invested about the story into your own real life lore, you could’ve been the main protagonist by now” WELL OUCH. I FEEL SO CALLED OUT 😭😂

[@GikamesShadow]

6:24! YES! Omg yes! Its the number 1 reason why I avoid ANY possibles leaks whether official or not as well as any guides! (especially of characters that arent out yet like in Star Rail right now!)

[@spiele_maus]

I will try to describe my type of player: I mainly play Genshin because of the story. I completed every single quest, I also really enjoy the music and scenery. (Yea I also take photos some times). I am also f2p, but I don’t care about daily commissions (only do them if I need keys to unlock story/hangout quests), I also don’t care about 100%-completing every little event, area, domains etc. (except story events). After an update I play nearly every day for like 1-2 weeks, after that I only play 1 or 2 a week until the next update (I play HSR, HI3, ProSekai instead lol, I like cycle between those 4 depending on which one gets an update, and of course I play a lot of other games too, but not as „regularly“ as those). I don’t care about stats and combat (my builds are crap but I don’t care). I only pull for characters that I really really REALLY want, which happens like every 6 months or so. To sum it up: I just play what I have fun with, and are overall pretty relaxed with completing everything etc. And If I just don’t feel like it, I might as well just completely stop playing for a month or so (happens in HI3 a lot. I just pause for 2-3 months until I will eventually come back to it)

[@equalopportunity2048]

Yea, many leak consumers being never satisfied with anything, and developing hate for content befofe it even officially releases is mind boggling to me.

[@amorestrada5293]

I play Genshin alot but sometimes I just feel lazy and just run around the game looking for a few chests and then bye bye lol

[@gusherxcrusher]

Im a weird mix of a casual player and some who knows everything and also being an architect player lol Its so fun to build a very nice and cute area

[@Nyxthenight]

The architect, yeah that's me. I really can't wait the fountain theme for teapot 😭

[@roguewave4396]

6:10 As someone who looks up leaks, that is just untrue. The leaks are the only reason I was able to get through the massive amount of burnout I had with the game a few years back. And I still enjoy the game, even though I know what’s coming.

[@samuelchensantoso9677]

I am bit of regulars, hard core, coomer, and min maxers, gacha newers, lore paid attentioner , idk its all to generalize🤣.Great video as always Bran!

[@mr.sheeks7627]

As a min-maxer, the whole never being satisfied is so true.

[@GLoLChibs]

I just want to run around with my Baizhu after all that waiting.

[@totsbig]

Ohhhh I haven't got classified. I'm a handicapper! That can work when you play an easy-ish game like Genshin. My AR60 account has no characters at Level 90, but almost all of them is at least Ascension 4 for the passive. Able to make 10 parties (at Party Setup) without repeating a single one of them, and with no artifact sharing. Able to Abyss clear (mostly 33* though) with them parties. I'm pretty sure there are a lot of other handicappers out there! Like duo-party Abyss clearers, only 4-star weapon/character challenge, Abyss randomizers, off-meta builds (looking at you Cwack), etc.

[@22KillerofTime]

I'm definitely the theory crafter collector. I want every character in the game and I want all of them to have a decent-to-good artifact set equipped and a unique weapon to them so that i dont have to do any moving equipment around when making team comps since the game doesnt have loadouts yet. Also exel spreadsheets are my friend

[@amethystjackson]

bro I want to be that but I'm f2p and not willing to spend money 💀💀

[@airy790]

Missing the helper type: Join other worlds: “Do you need help with anything?”

[@AlmightyRaidenEi]

bran: that's a lot of dmg "Doesn't notices it's a Chinese private server"

[@petermartin6522]

7:33 love how the primos is fuck all 😂😂

[@lonewolfjedi493osswfan]

The lore one is easily Murder of Birds, he reads that shit all the time

[@jakas_cudowna_nazwa]

why no one is talking about Francis from bsd in 3:33 😭

[@ReQ1999]

When I started I had Xinyan as support/shield. She was the first pyro since Amber that I got so... Also I'm a metalhead so her rock'n'roll style really got me My first team(other than starters) was Xiao, Xinyan, Fischl and Barbara

[@Katriella.]

Your early team are definitely a fun set of friends, i see it and i want more

[@violet9530]

New player to gachas, I can confirm that i just pull on every banner expecting a five-star. I'm like that in HSR and got 3 limiteds from that.

[@wendywei2881]

I’m only pulling ever banner after I get Venti and Wanderer.

[@kibousn1686]

"It's an action-adventure game with a side of gacha." That would work if relics/handguards/arrowheads didn't exist.

[@TuanNguyen-ml4cs]

7:38 the primogems 😭😭

[@thetalkingbear]

I enjoy the deadpan delivery.

[@BranOnline]

It makes it so much better

[@SilentNight802]

Did anybody see the F all on Kylee’s banner for the FTP thing?

[@NoNameCherry]

So...where does a completionist with super luck sit in these categories? I felt called out like ten times!😅😅

[@LjCast-b6q]

I don’t expect the new characters I demand them

[@battledroid8240]

Always a good day when bran uploads

[@HeavenOnHigh]

i do EVERYTHING every world boss every week. every layline (not collecting, just killing the mobs, it's free loot) everyday day every day every exploration every weekday (except cards, i hate how it's played with gamepad) and every quest in every nation including 100% every map yes i need mental help i put in 10 bucks and now i have to play this game until i or it dies, because if i don't i waists than 10 bucks

[@IAMS0M30N3]

7:17 ah yes, I have “fuck all” primos saved too 😂

[@huairen-mq9ld]

People assume this is my first gacha games because I complained about it, but in reality those guys are probably the first timers.. The thing that I complain about is the 3 stars, because those are basically useless... In other gacha games those can be use in something progressive, in here well.. enchantment ore exist and more easier to get

[@danxlrsgaming5219]

Okay, imagine there's actually an anime/manga that's about isekai truck getting isekaid 😂

[@sofabored2150]

The rotating tree hurt me personally.

[@Epicforlife2463]

I used to be a regular but I think I’ve fallen down to casual because of star rail, I do my daily comms, get 1 ore expedition and then I log out, as long as there isn’t a event. I also am f2p and only pull on those I want so I think I use my time well, so what I’m trying to say hear is, “IM MENTALLY STABLE YAYYY!!”

[@spacepuppyx]

Why am I a little bit of everything though

[@rash226]

7:16 the wording behind the primogems count🤣

[@ryukihagane7211]

As a Diluc main I approve Bran's smash

[@1Albedo]

me realizing i'm a hybrid on certain ones, mostly depending on my mood:

[@xiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_555]

7:39 LOOK AT THE PRIMO THING 😂😂

[@NeoLegend9094]

I’m the kind of player that watches more content on KZbin rather than actually playing the game and doesn’t care about spoilers since I’ll forget about it by time I get to that part in the game. I’m also the type that plays for a week maybe even a month straight and then doesn’t even touch the game for two months and cries when I realize I missed a cool event. I’m also a f2p…one day when I’m not broke. And a bit of a hoarder ish. I’m a hoarder in food ingredients but don’t have a huge collection due to my lack of playing. I usually pick up anything I come across.

[@wendywei2881]

Me too. My dad almost never lets me use his money. Though once fifty dollars on Fortnite skins. But I like the challenge, and as F2P I already have Kazuha, Kinich, and Raiden. I think I’d only ever spend 10 dollars on Venti or Wanderer. I’m not paying thousands of dollars when I can use it to help my cousin or build a new school for kids in need.

[@juliamackinnon3469]

I'm Regular or Casual F2P... I can confirm that I will literally HUNT for Primogems, any chest I see (even if it's common) I will take, because who doesn't love receiving at least 1 primo a day? I also tend to loose every 50/50 that isn't guaranteed :)

[@Muichiro-Venti]

Mental stability in this economy I don’t think so

[@AmuletRebel]

Childe's banner was also my first one and I ALSO got Qiqi on his banner. XD

[@Alex-Rocks]

I'm the prototype "Regular"! I do all my dailys, max out my battle pass and have maybe 3 actually good artifacts! And I'm also behind on the story but know most of it allready... XD

[@rufavulpes]

I'm going to become a Xinyan main just to spite him. Edit: *_N o_*

[@LesbianKimDokja]

I know almost every bit of Genshin lore, but I can’t do crap when it comes to talking about artifacts What does that make me-

[@ZephyrBluePaddy]

Okay... I feel called out. Like... really called out LOL

[@meganclare7]

So, story time. I have been playing genshin from almost the start of the game. When xinyan was leaked, i knew i was getting her no matter what. She released on zhongli's first banner. Now as everyone knows, no pity on 4 stars. I didn't want zhongli at all at the time. So, the day comes and I wish and get zhongli no xinyans ok not so bad i think, wishes again off banner 5 star, ok then, more wishes finally gets her...but thats not enough no i must c6 her. So, I wish even more last constellation for xinyan, I get another zhongli.... to this day out of the limited characters I've only ever gotten cons on 2, Zhongli and Eula. Tldr: got c1 zhongli when pulling only because xinyan was on banner. Got xinyan c6 day 1 release and never regretted it. Still play her in open world and abyss

[@Yelan-mm6bs]

My friend has never lost a fifty fifty and always gets scared she is going too and then she says how much she hates all the fifty fifty’s she has won

[@quillalmighty]

The last one hurts

[@Antithesismanifest]

3:54 i become that guy 1 day in honkai star rail c2 silver wolf, clara and bailu and today i got 5 pity welt. I hate that because i only get 5* in genshin with 80 pity but i always win 50/50.

[@ainulvr9808]

...I feel that with the Tartaglia-Qiqi story. My first ever 5star was also waiting til pity hit, just to add insult to injury, and I pulled for Zhongli (my favourite character at that time, didn´t know how broken he is yet) ... Aaaaand I got Qiqi. And I wouldn´t have been super-down, but I also didn´t know that Qiqi fucking sucks. "Best healer" my ass, healing is literally ALL she can do, no damage, next to no cryo application, just bad. And not even fun to me, while I like the character, her elemental skill is just awkward, I expected it to rotate around her from the description.

[@hecur1390]

Nah bro we exist just in the very very back of genshin

[@akissevastos249]

I am all of the extremes in every directions except tea pot

[@Nil_Sama]

I'm a teapot main, but since I'm relatively new, I've only focused 1 realm layout. I'll start working on the others once I'm satisfied. Yes I'm lvl 10 in trust rank and have sets ready lmao 😂 Edit: I knew f2ps would get called out but damn, I didn't expect to get cremated like that. Also, now I need to delete more photos to hide the evidence 🤔

[@kirby69813]

7:59 me after battle cats 100%

[@Koutouhara]

I'm a few of these I think ^^; Mostly, collector and hoarder - I don't really care about stats on artifacts since I can't understand them, I collects and level characters but not for damage really... I just want one of each. I've maxed my teapot, 100% the Interactive map, and working on the last few achievements that I need to complete that.

[@tantryhelius7908]

I swear in my life that I never spend any money even a penny on the game but no one will believe it TT

[@arcuslux516]

So I do dailies and weeklies in Genshin somewhere between hardcore and casual (I'm new so I need those rocks)... and play 2 other gacha games...

[@shyshka_]

It always confuses me why streamers who play games as a job 24/7 try to relate to regular players

[@Rika-sensei]

Damn 3.7 all the way down there… I really enjoyed that version

[@spiritdetectivesteve4691]

*sees artifacters description* nope, my sanity and dignity is more important lol I almost NEVER see the multiple 5* in a 10 pull, gimme some of that!

[@ghosttie1219]

Now you've met two xinyan main

[@chriskershaw7968]

nothing wrong with collecting characters, it's no different from collecting anything else, whether it is Franklin Mint Fabergee Eggs, Dragon Ball merchandise, rare vinyl jazz records or antique chamber pots

[@Yusanis]

Ah yes, the video that inspired me to become Xinyan main

[@Enn42360]

im a casual gamer because i have both job and school but when I do play im an immersionist and a regular

[@samid.4096]

i was a Day 1 FGO player, i got into Genshin knowing *exactly* what was waiting for me. and just like FGO, Genshin's story is what's keeping me here, the gacha is secondary - until my favorite hat and cape-wearing motherfucker is up for grabs, then i have to resist the urge to whale 😅

[@widekuma]

I can proudly say that I'm a F2P hardcore gamer

[@Yuki_Suzume308]

Everyone: genshin players don’t touch grass or sleep Those who do:😏

[@yuki97kira]

I might as well be a xinyan main when xinyan keeps coming home to me!

[@lykos5457]

Haha I’m early. Hope everyone is having a great day/night

[@KickenChickenSCMember]

Hope this comment will blow up🎉

[@KickenChickenSCMember]

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[@abruh5666]

Thx

[@minaashido7176]

Istg my best friends very first 5 star was losing the 50/50 to qiqi on kazuhas banner and I was on call with her when it happened 😭🙏

[@blaze_burn]

I saw this video a while ago, it’s so funny!

[@Theeb03]

I got Ayaka then Yae Miko then Alhaitham and now Klee as a f2p

[@ScarletPrince-mu9cz]

ok I know a lot of stuff about the game, I get questions about the game but I don’t do daily’s and exploring 😂

[@potato9951]

I was a Xinyan main when i was lower ar. Xinyan and Noelle are the ones who carried me 😭😭

[@sonadowfiend]

Well, I guess I'm a hardcore; not exactly surprising, honestly. I've been playing since 1.0 back in October 2020, and have only missed two days of Dailies, and only because my PlayStation was in for repairs. I log in twice per day to be able to keep my Resin spent (since we get 180 Resin daily and can only hold 160!), and all my Expeditions are set for 12 Hrs (reduced to 9 by -25% Talents) to be able to reset them during my two log-ins. 😂

[@shahbazsiddiqui3853]

Blade character trailer came on Honkai Star Rail.

[@TheSuriel]

I think Im more of a collector of characters and also do dailies for primo cause Im a F2P player but still want to get the waifus....also I love the teapot but heck that furniture cap is wack

[@NessunDorma2]

I'm F2P regular and most of the time immersioner and lore paid attentioner 🤔😁

[@sarahgrellchen5687]

oh no im a architekt...kaveh...come on we leaving

[@nugi00_]

C2 Hutao in one 10 pulls are lucky ? Believe me, when you NEED to PULL EXACTLY 90 PULLS just to get a single 5* characters in every single banner you want (even though you pitty are rate on) and never win a single 50/50 from 1.0 until recently (3.6) for the first time in Nilou banner at pitty 89, now thats what i called Lucky.

[@Henryfs.]

8:40 me with 30 gigas of photos and videos of my characters DHSAUDHdsmlol im the player of Serenitea, theorycrafter, f2p with whale mentality, masochist/copium artefact farmer and lore addicted xD

[@d.lukenskas]

I feel lucky since I never pulled a qiqi in 3 years

[@mintpudding7908]

1:53 What can I say, lore is my food 2:18 ahem... Aren't we all that kind? AR45+ 4:48 yeah, that's me. I built prison for 50/50 gang, built wedding hall for my ship etc... (My sister create Paimon funeral hall)

[@scara0002]

I didnt know why like so small, and i see it's upload 5 min ago

[@dariopool3400]

My first 5 star( and only 5 star) is qiqi, I know ur pain bran