A Sucker Born Every Minute!

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Claus Kellerman

Claus Kellerman

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@matthewandrews9052
@matthewandrews9052 9 ай бұрын
I am pretty sure puppy Marty learning not to poop in the house is smarter than a majority of wot players and humans on this planet.
@KOS762
@KOS762 9 ай бұрын
That has to be true... They make Depends Adult Diapers for grown humans, and Huggies Diapers for baby humans. You don't see many Dog Diapers, do you?
@Marty_Soundwerk
@Marty_Soundwerk 9 ай бұрын
In germany 60w bulbs and higher are banned as well as vacuum cleaners with more than 900w. But I love that our foreign minister happily flies around the world. In a private jet XD It's all about money. Those who don't have it try to save it and those who have it don't give a shit
@magnusafberg169
@magnusafberg169 9 ай бұрын
Aha so thats why Miele sell a top of the line 890 Watt here i Sweden. Thanks for the insight. I checked my old (20 years old maybe) Miele that is very loud. I states 1500W and also states 1200 W on the same label. Awesome for vacum cleaning carpets for almost everything else a have the power dial on 50%.
@magnusafberg169
@magnusafberg169 9 ай бұрын
Seems Sweden are harder than Germany "On Saturday we will reach the last step in the phasing out of the light bulb, when even clear light bulbs of 15 W, 25 W and 40 W will be covered by the light bulb ban. 29 Aug 2012"
@jefblogs3279
@jefblogs3279 9 ай бұрын
, i heard somewhere that one country had re-labelled light bulds as heat elements, so jumped out of the light bulb ban.
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman 9 ай бұрын
@@magnusafberg169 light bulb ban? will the light bulb police come and arrest you if you have one?
@AzulinhoAzulinho
@AzulinhoAzulinho 9 ай бұрын
Private jets and oops we have no idea what happened to NordStream so please shower only twice a week, and only for 2 minutes per shower. _Sorry about that, but we must save the planet._ It's all bullshit, the planet's fine.
@realkekec4028
@realkekec4028 9 ай бұрын
19:00 And,Marty has also been upgraded to ring a bell when he want's to take a dump outside. Now that is incentive times two :)
@darby5987
@darby5987 9 ай бұрын
You train him with the Claus Method and the dog not only craps outside, he learns how to ring the bell and eventually how to open and close the door. For Marty the LED light bulb turned on early in life. 🤠
@danielcooper313
@danielcooper313 9 ай бұрын
Best comment ever.😂🎉 Claus has the best takes on the life of the average NA Tanker...real life.
@maxisausepurz2276
@maxisausepurz2276 9 ай бұрын
Colour spectrum is unbeaten in standard lightbulbs, LED's have bad light.
@crankyguy135
@crankyguy135 9 ай бұрын
"We watched 3 games, and I don't know what the fuck happened..." Luv ya Claus!
@danpope106
@danpope106 9 ай бұрын
Yeah,they make more efficient light bulbs then jack up the power bill to make up the difference
@seamusbyrne7820
@seamusbyrne7820 9 ай бұрын
Not exactly; they jack up the cost of the light bulbs to absorb much of the projected cost savings and THEN jack up the power bill.
@ricetanzania4148
@ricetanzania4148 9 ай бұрын
You are talking to my heart!
@edwardmackey747
@edwardmackey747 9 ай бұрын
Sadly, that's become the norm in today's world. There really aren't that many "problems" in the true sense of the word. They have realized that if they manufacture "problems", or take a legitimate small problem and amplify it 10000x greater than it really is, they can then justify taking more of your money. So it's more of the conundrum of: create problem, offer solution (at your expense of course), rinse and repeat.
@Potatotenkopf
@Potatotenkopf 9 ай бұрын
Who's "they"? Also there are plenty of serious issues and just because you aren't personally being evacuated by FEMA or being directly affected by them doesn't mean they don't exist.
@spider3701
@spider3701 9 ай бұрын
Edison still has light bulbs out there that still works. 100 year old bulb that still works🤯
@spider3701
@spider3701 9 ай бұрын
Just saying
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
But that was 20 years ago. A single light bulb in a fire station, a hundred years being on. Do you know if it is still working? Do you know what would have happened if the firefighters had switched it off as many times as we do in our houses and offices?
@spider3701
@spider3701 9 ай бұрын
Yep. Thats one of them. This was a marketing point about longevity and good craftsmanship vs buy more crap to, sooner than later, chuck in the toilet. But please go buy another
@fromhelltocell
@fromhelltocell 9 ай бұрын
Incentive you want? lol 🤣 Here's an incentive for ya: russian had a parrot that learned to talk "putin is criminal, fk putin". Fsb was called by his neighbor, and when he saw them coming the fastest way to hide the parrot was in his fridge. After fsb left, he got the parrot out of the fridge and at his surprise it started to yell: "putin is great, he's the best"... "Wtf happened to you" - he asked the parrot. "Fkn Syberia happened, fkn Syberia..." - told the parrot shaking and freezing. Enough incentive for everyone there...
@trevscott2707
@trevscott2707 9 ай бұрын
like that Joke, nice
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
Just change FSB for KGB and Putin for Stalin and you could hear this joke more than half a century ago. But... Just change FSB and Putin for FBI and McCarthy (and Hoover) and you could tell the same joke about government repression of thought. Just imagine how repressive was the US government that several company owners, that is, Capitalists in the true sense of the word, owners of capital, owners of (really very much) money, had to go into exile (Europe) because the government said they were Communists, what meant threatening them with jail. Why? Because they said things the government did not want them to say. McCarthy used the "Communist" label to pursue not only the few real Communists in the US, but also any other person with different opinions. And that is the same thing Stalin did to the Soviet Union: Repressing free speech and independent thought.
@johnpotter1469
@johnpotter1469 9 ай бұрын
Best rant EVER! Thank you sir, highly entertained and well informed. Keep 'em comin' Claus.
@majorhavoc9693
@majorhavoc9693 9 ай бұрын
The real reason the bulbs are so cheap is because the lighting buyer for home depot found a chinese manufacturer outputting knockoffs that last half as long and are using more wattage than advertised.
@AntzWar
@AntzWar 9 ай бұрын
A Claus Kellerman rant is epic
@fridgemagnate7923
@fridgemagnate7923 9 ай бұрын
Good to see the lights are on and someone is home for once. Well said.
@Raiden_X99
@Raiden_X99 9 ай бұрын
Now do LED light bulbs for cars. Those things are the biggest scam and are an eyesore.
@AJ29430
@AJ29430 9 ай бұрын
‘Stop crying’ some ‘German guy’ 😂
@morecowbell20
@morecowbell20 9 ай бұрын
20 years ago I was a power engineer at a hospital in Alberta and did a simple analysis on energy conservation. By replacing just the Exit light bulbs to LED then, way back when they were WAY expensive, we could save $1300 annually. Things just got cheaper from there, ROI was super simple math. And you call us morons...
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
@ClausKellerman does not know the concept of amortisation.
@oscarfreeplay8119
@oscarfreeplay8119 9 ай бұрын
My mother uses the newspaper method.... I still sh** on the carpet !
@Healthhazard43
@Healthhazard43 9 ай бұрын
37 light bulbs in my home. used to use 2.3Kw when all were on (rare) A hardware shop was closing down in my town and LED bulbs were on sale for £1.50 for a pair. I bought all 71 pairs and now I can run all my lights (for testing purposes this time) at 222 watts.
@Zugh3
@Zugh3 9 ай бұрын
Yessss!!!! My favorite Canadian male tank youtuber. ❤
@Swellington_
@Swellington_ 9 ай бұрын
He’s on every single day 🤷‍♂️
@jgold2813
@jgold2813 9 ай бұрын
@@Swellington_ Dam goodthing 👍♥☕🎸🎼🎤🎹📢
@seamusbyrne7820
@seamusbyrne7820 9 ай бұрын
I dunno; I thought I heard folks saying that Trudeau was quite a tanker, but the room was noisy.
@markmcarthur4353
@markmcarthur4353 9 ай бұрын
a 4watt dimmable light bulb just went off above my head and then I took a shit on the lawn :)
@darylsapergia3663
@darylsapergia3663 9 ай бұрын
Da Da - Wonder what the Polar bears were doing during the very much warmer Roman Period, when there were vineyards in England. Asking for a friend.
@fankybollox404
@fankybollox404 9 ай бұрын
I love the general Education that Dr Kellerman provides us!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@666Wizardsleeve
@666Wizardsleeve 9 ай бұрын
I totally agree Herr Kellerman. There is a documentary called “Seaspiracy” which highlights a similar issue. We are all made to feel guilty about using plastic drinking straws when the real culprit for plastic killing sea life is the commercial fishing industry. I highly recommend it but it is quite shocking. Love your work
@GTFORDMAN
@GTFORDMAN 9 ай бұрын
you see this is why i love this channel you went from talking about Light bulbs to sh!t to shoes! 😂😎
@danam0228
@danam0228 9 ай бұрын
What I don't like about my electric bill is paying charge for EVs even though I don't own one.
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman 9 ай бұрын
where do you live? that's insane!
@danam0228
@danam0228 9 ай бұрын
@@ClausKellerman Massachusetts. The charge is $5/mo. $60/yr. Have been meaning to call the electric company, question them, then tell them I'm not paying them for that, and I will do just that on one of my days ofd, but you know how these f'ers are. Already contacted the state, but heard zip from them
@HenAnt
@HenAnt 9 ай бұрын
​@@danam0228 Worse part is that it'll only get worse. More of these fire hazards on the road the more wear and tear the grid and the roads themselves will take, on top of more money being funneled into them through your own tax and bills. They're not even fast nor good.
@curiousgeorge5992
@curiousgeorge5992 9 ай бұрын
​@@ClausKellermancommieville😮😢🙄🧐😡🤢
@gohibniugoh1668
@gohibniugoh1668 9 ай бұрын
I use about 5 dollars of natural gas, but my bill is about 50 dollars after all the taxes and recovery charges and pad the CFO fund, etc.
@darby5987
@darby5987 9 ай бұрын
The LEDs do reduce your electric bill. I'm using them at home but I also have solar. The LEDs didn't reduce the bill because my solar system generates a lot more than I use and by selling it back my monthly bill is about $2.00 which is all tax. At the end of the year I get a single rebate check for $50 to $100 - the taxes are more than covered. But at my Lodge, an 8500 sq/ft building, we switched all the lights to LED four years ago. The investment cost us slightly more than $5,000 but it has reduced the electric bill by about $1,000 a month. It was well worth the investment. It is an environmentally sound idea that reduces the burden on the electric transmission infrastructure as opposed to the bird brained ideas being forced on us that increase the burden beyond the maximum limit of the system - bird brained ideas like forcing all electric cars by 2035 on everyone.
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman 9 ай бұрын
great comment. thanks!
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
Nobody forces you to stop using the petrol car you already have. Electricity aside, in Denmark there is a very high tax on new cars. So... The Danes have worked a strategy: They buy old cars. The real problem behind these car bans is the lack of transport in poorly designed cities. Just compare Los Angeles and Paris. Both of them have big traffic jams twice every day. Paris subway was created in 1900 and nowadays has 16 lines and more under construction. Los Angeles has only 6 lines as it was born only 33 years ago. And why one of the richest US cities did not have a subway until 33 years ago? Many European capitals have a subway many years, even a century ago. Well, in fact Los Angeles had such a underground train until the 1940s. But Standard Oil, General Motors and Firestone bought it and then shut it down to force people into buying cars. There were some trials about this takeover of the (until then) free market to prevent people deciding how to move themselves. These companies won some trials but also lost others, as they did the same thing in many cities all over the USA. Always track the money trail some dogs left behind.
@jeffms5068
@jeffms5068 9 ай бұрын
Hey Claus - Interesting you began with LED lights. Modern WHITE LED lights, which you are taking pretty much for granted, took a tremendous amount of research, primarily by one lone Japanese electrical engineer by the name of Shuji Nakamura who won the 2014 Nobel Prize in Physics for the BLUE LED. And immediately you say - BLUE, I thought we were discussing white lights. ANSWER - RGB: For light sources, it takes the combination of Red, Green, AND Blue to create White light. The original LEDs (1962) and lasers for that matter produced Red light because the crystals that generate Red light are easy to make (LEDs work at the atomic level of crystals; electrons get pumped up to higher energy levels, then fall back to a lower shell and emit a photon at a specific frequency - in this case red). Crystals that produce Green light (photons) are also fairly easy to fabricate. But no one could make a crystal that would generate pure Blue light until Nakamura finally figured out how to grow the correct type of crystal in the area of 1986/1992. So finally we had the technology to make White LED lights. And they DO have tremendous advantages, consuming just 5% of the power of incandescent lights and producing far more lumens per watt than incandescent or fluorescent bulbs (check the box containing your LED lights, the LUMEN output will be listed - a LUMEN measures the actual AMOUNT of light being output). LED light sources have the potential to provide significant economic savings. As electric lights are responsible for around 25% of the world’s electricity usage, transitioning to LEDs as a primary light source can lead to a *profound* environmental impact. Oh BTW - the Blue LED Laser is the reason it's called "BluRay" for optical movie/data discs. Both CD and DVD players use a Red laser, but a Blue laser - with its shorter wavelength - was needed to resolve the smaller diameter "pits and spaces" used on the BluRay discs (they wanted to keep the disc size the same as CD and DVD but wanted the disc to hold more data, so they made the "pits and spaces smaller" ). And as I've said previously, UNIT COST and thus unit PRICE is king. So in the early stages of WHITE LEDs production COSTS were high to pay for making the newly discovered crystals and manufacturing machinery and unit PRICES were also high due to the low demand. Now manufacturing is routine and the demand is much higher so the Unit cost and price have come way down. So it really is a win-win for everyone (but I agree - SMART LED lights are an extravagance ... but cool nevertheless).
@williambrennan4577
@williambrennan4577 9 ай бұрын
Good morning Claus, I had a good laugh today and I must agree with everything you said
@serpico1616
@serpico1616 9 ай бұрын
I can't wait till next episode of "Old Man Clause Shakes Fist at Clouds"! ;)
@paulortstadt2462
@paulortstadt2462 9 ай бұрын
Trudeau needs to listen to you and others like you up there!
@ex8404_
@ex8404_ 9 ай бұрын
Welcome to Claus's daily box of chocolates. A curmudgeonly rant about lightbulbs and institutionalized guilt while some sort of tank game is playing in the background. Please...never change brother. Never change. ❤
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, you are right. Some times I think Claus is some sort of undercover Communist propagandist talking against Consumerism and Capitalism. But then I watch Marty and my suspicions fade away. Because that dog race cannot live in Siberia.
@derpatrizier
@derpatrizier 9 ай бұрын
And yes, you are right about the dogs and the bulbs and the companies
@bellimissar
@bellimissar 9 ай бұрын
for to say, nice to see you Claus!
@ydeljo
@ydeljo 9 ай бұрын
One of the best ways for starting weekend is watch your chanell. Sort of topic so oftenly discused with friends while fishing! Greetings from another time zone, Croatia!
@NeilRoy
@NeilRoy 9 ай бұрын
My electric bill isn't too large normally, as I do not have electric heat (thank God). And I have an Ontario Hydro $45 rebate off my bill. My bill was $47 last year (I know, horrible!) so I changed all my bulbs over to LEDs and it dropped low enough so that it was only $32 a month. With the $45 rebate, it is now $0 a month. My little sister rolled her eyes at me when i complained at it being $2 ($47 - $45 rebate). 😎 Most of my LEDs are 40W equivalent, which are 6W. Plus I made certain to turn off any lights if I am not in a room which made a big difference. Well worth it anyhow, pays for themselves. I didn't know they made dimmable LEDs, that's pretty kewl. I wonder how they work? Anyhow, my old conventional bulbs use to blow about every 6 months where I live. My LEDs last me well over 5 years or more... when you work out the cost, the LEDs are WAY cheaper. The only thing the world needs to be saved from is lying politicians. Any warming we have has been from the fact that we're at the height of an 11 year solar cycle, which is the warmest time, plus we have a ton of sunspots which also contribute to warming. Over the next 5 years things will cool off (provided the sun spots die down as well) and we won't see warm weather like this until the next height of the solar cycle in 11 years.
@kevintamas7164
@kevintamas7164 9 ай бұрын
Oh boy, Claus is drifting in this directions where people know everything better than every 6 billion other people.
@r.h.7633
@r.h.7633 9 ай бұрын
There is very good lighting in the background, nice and gentle on the eyes.
@jack-xf6il
@jack-xf6il 8 ай бұрын
Hi Claus, I did the LED calculations a few years ago and determined that it was better to throw my perfectly good old bulbs away because the cost of the new ones would be paid for in a matter of months. The problem comes, though with the dimmable. I had to learn all kinds of stuff that I never wanted to learn about dimmable LEDs, and the dimmer and the bulb have to be of the same type, else you get flicker/buzzing. Something to do with whether it trims the leading or trailing edge of the wave pattern. After buying all kinds of incompatible ones I was incandescent!
@jamesbarnett4844
@jamesbarnett4844 9 ай бұрын
Cheep bulbs and no shinny head! Win-Win!
@kimnielsen6561
@kimnielsen6561 9 ай бұрын
in norway its only led lighy to buy, the old glow bulb is forbidden......EU
@joostdejager
@joostdejager 9 ай бұрын
i have a complete philips hue lighting set with all the colours, i didnt make the change to cut the elec bill, but i like the the colors in my house,
@tonybaldwin2107
@tonybaldwin2107 9 ай бұрын
Truly a light bulb moment
@bograd
@bograd 9 ай бұрын
Now I'm waiting for the rant video where Claus complains about the 99 cents crap quality chinese LED bulbs that are popping out after few months.
@dinobone
@dinobone 9 ай бұрын
I enjoy your rants
@hughbello4704
@hughbello4704 9 ай бұрын
Now that you are burning less electricity the Utility is going to have to raise their rates so they can make the same amount of money. ;-)
@doncamillo841
@doncamillo841 9 ай бұрын
Best statement ever claus! Greets from Germany...
@MaxAttack-p5b
@MaxAttack-p5b 9 ай бұрын
I was trying play this game semiseriasly but listening claus at the same time tallking about dolls and not even sex dolls i cant stop laughing
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
Err... There are no sex dolls. Those full size dolls were made just to enable you to drive (alone) in your car in high occupancy vehicle lanes. What do you intend to do to those poor dolls?
@alanfindlay3233
@alanfindlay3233 9 ай бұрын
Great commentary. Up vote.
@garydarrah2686
@garydarrah2686 9 ай бұрын
Couldn't agree more that marketing is a scam profession. It's all about making the crap credible. Like WoT for instance.
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
Man, I need more than just a thumbs up icon.
@MarkoMakela-kk7qf
@MarkoMakela-kk7qf 9 ай бұрын
Hi dear Claus! My mother told that she knew from the start that I was a sucker and I did suck a lot. I am so happy that I suck so much more than even my best friends... My Mamy told me also that she thinks, that she even don't want anyone else ever who sucks as much as I!!! That is true love!
@carrygun_
@carrygun_ 9 ай бұрын
I am a polar bear and I felt offended when you said that it's not your fault that I need to swim to eat a seal. The truth is more complicated but what can a clueless human like you know about suffering of my bears
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
It's not because @ClausKellerman is human. It's because he doesn't know the concept of amortisation. A bigger investment on a new machine that uses less energy gets a lower expense on the long run.
@bjhtubewwd
@bjhtubewwd 9 ай бұрын
Claus Kellerman...the mind...the myth...the legend
@1967Kinger
@1967Kinger 9 ай бұрын
Ah the world according to Claus, excellent.
@samrincewindx
@samrincewindx 9 ай бұрын
Who the fuck needs 30 bulbs in the ceiling? Apparently Claus
@sasha642
@sasha642 9 ай бұрын
Loved your daily rant....
@RickSabins
@RickSabins 9 ай бұрын
You are correct Sir. Big Business pollutes for profit. We the little guy may pollute a little but just to survive. You are also bang on on training any animal. As for light bulbs story ....well I could write a book.
@singncarpenter6270
@singncarpenter6270 9 ай бұрын
Getting good deals on things is one of my greatest joys in life. Harbor Freight tools baby. They opened a new one in my town and I love it!
@sanelito
@sanelito 9 ай бұрын
I would like to see you and Adam Carolla together ranting 😂😂
@gohibniugoh1668
@gohibniugoh1668 9 ай бұрын
I upgraded from incandescent to CFLs when they were available, and then to LEDs. They were not cheap. But I only changed them when they burned out. I have 1 or 2 cfls left and one stubborn incandescent that 26 years old and refuses to die!
@diatonicdelirium1743
@diatonicdelirium1743 9 ай бұрын
I've still got incandescent in the crapper ;) Difficult light to reach, and usually off anyway. There's even a 100W halogen tube in one of the bedrooms, and I have two replacements as well. It's on for 10 minutes a week so usage is not an issue, and LED replacements don't exist.
@NeilRoy
@NeilRoy 9 ай бұрын
"Stop crying! *SMACK*" LMAO... I about died laughing. 😂🤣 Anyhow, now know where I went wrong in life... I should have taken more dumps on my lawn wearing better shoes...
@matthewandrews9052
@matthewandrews9052 9 ай бұрын
Lots of interesting topics today Claus. Did you buy the bulbs on discount like those big bags of coconut chips? 😁
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman 9 ай бұрын
yes!
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
@@ClausKellermanJust compare the money you have saved from paying not even a whole dollar for those light bulbs to the money you did not save during all these 20 years wasting 90 % electricity you paid by making heat with your old light bulbs. Heat made with your incandescence light bulbs even in torrid summer nights, when you had to switch on your air conditioner. And you paid for that !!!
@HeathcliffBeefcliff
@HeathcliffBeefcliff 9 ай бұрын
I own an LED lightbulb company… can confirm everything. LIS 😂
@r.h.7633
@r.h.7633 9 ай бұрын
Thank you for bringing up the dog rant. FINALLY someone speaks out loud how it needs to be, fk sake, finally. Wise man Claus
@peterk_hh
@peterk_hh 9 ай бұрын
Wonderful, watching games and listen to Claus stories, love it ❤
@Random_Gopnik
@Random_Gopnik 9 ай бұрын
Keep ranting, Claus!
@IMREKUN0623
@IMREKUN0623 9 ай бұрын
Good morning.
@normholman7035
@normholman7035 9 ай бұрын
One of the best I've seen all month great job K.
@rollinas1
@rollinas1 9 ай бұрын
And what you're explaining about marketing and new products is all true too. Its called product cycle and demand forecasting which can be modelled differently for different scenarios. I would know, I'm an MBA.
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
Ask for a refund. Because I've not paid a single cent for a MBA degree and I also know that. And, know what? You're not an MBA. You're a person which have learnt something and have passed the exams proving that in fact you did so. And no. I don't want to work in any job requiring and MBA degree. It bores me and I think the whole stuff is uneconomic. Or at least it looks like so after so many big companies bankrupted by their executives, who passed their MBA degree exams. I prefer to earn money with business requiring people who make new things. Scientists, engineers... You know, the people who made it all before and after the invention of the coin. The people who still would work making new things possible if money disappears. Or, to be more exact, when money disappears.
@johncodmore
@johncodmore 9 ай бұрын
Rocket engineering Claus.
@jonathanallen6702
@jonathanallen6702 9 ай бұрын
I only come here to watch the episodes that talk about real world truths. Love em.
@garychandler7632
@garychandler7632 9 ай бұрын
Claus, the data analyst who uses logic lol. I love the vast array of topics Clause can speak on with understanding. It's almost like he's someone that knows the value of a book and self-education. Something long lost in society.
@notchoconcern9278
@notchoconcern9278 9 ай бұрын
Claus, I bought those myself thinking they would be nice, save me money and last longer than a normal light bulb. Nope, two years after installing them I'm replacing them. I got three years on a few of them now but there're starting to flicker and some of the colors don't work anymore... I'm replacing them with normal bulbs that get hot but they last 8yrs vs this 30 dollar 2yr bullshit
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman 9 ай бұрын
never buy anything that is called "smart".
@diatonicdelirium1743
@diatonicdelirium1743 9 ай бұрын
@@ClausKellerman It's smart alright, just not for you.
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
Which brand? Phillips? Osram? Alternatively, are you sure that the electric current is 0k? Some of these bulbs has some electronic parts. If the electric current is not stable the electronic circuit break down and they may start blinking, doing more frequently and finally failing. I know because I had a faulty lamp who spoiled several light bulbs after only a year of two (each one). I changed the lamp and everything is all right now. Also there are some switches with their own light that interfere with the bulb electronic. It's better to change the switches.
@anynamethatsleft2153
@anynamethatsleft2153 9 ай бұрын
You use less but pay more... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
Yes, that's the thing with Ferrari: You use the roads less time because your Ferrari is three times as fast as any cheap car. But you have to pay for a better machine.
@rollinas1
@rollinas1 9 ай бұрын
Yes, Claus, it is true about the lights and power consumption. And also the agenda of sustainability, anyone is familiar with normative ethics, deontological ethics, would come to the same conclusion. The lighting is much better now though that few videos ago.
@markcrisp8905
@markcrisp8905 9 ай бұрын
love it man great
@battleaxe51
@battleaxe51 9 ай бұрын
My God Claus you saved the planet
@crimsonlightbinder
@crimsonlightbinder 9 ай бұрын
it's not just about incentives, Claus. Best example is the electric car incentives. First they give "incentives" as in tac credits, "free charging" etc and in a couple of years they tax the shit out of the buyer of said electric vehicle, no more free charging, no more, tax exemptions. So the government are hypocrite on top of being coniving thieves that have no idea what they are doing (or having perfect idea)
@nando03012009
@nando03012009 9 ай бұрын
I've been on LED light for 10 plus years. In my opinion. It's not worth it. Where you save is in energy efficient appliances. My houses needed a new cooling and heating. Went to a heat pump system. That saved a lot. Also a property sealed home also helps
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman 9 ай бұрын
not worth it if the bulbs cost $20 each. mine cost 99 cents.
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
@@ClausKellerman Yes, but you could have saved 90 % of the money you spent on electricity during the last 20 years. Amortisation, Claus. You pay more when buying a more efficient machine but you pay less during the working time of that machine. The key is the difference on the price of the machine and the money you save on the long run. Here at Europe people is familiar (no, is not) to the concept because of the difference in fuel prices. Diesel oil is usually cheaper than gasoline. But Diesel engines are more expensive. So people have to calculate how many kilometres would they need to use their cars until the engine price difference was "amortised", that is, equal to the saving in fuel. From then on all was saving. Unless your car was too old and you have to buy a new one. What really happened is that at the end of the 1980s the car makers imposed the Diesel fashion. Most people didn't think about the distance they would drive their cars and just bought tractor Diesel engines squeezed into tiny Volkswagen bodies. "Diesel is cheap" they told as they drooled watching top model Claudia Schiffer on TV commercials selling Diesel cars. And just half a year later many customers complained because they didn't like their heavier and noisier Diesel engine Volkswagen (or Citroën) tractors. So... the car makers added turbochargers, invented the TDi car (turbo diesel injection) and crap like that. Added more complexity (and price to the bill) and the poor guys took the bait again and again and again. Until just some ten years ago an independent laboratory analysed those engines and discovered that all the car makers were lying to their customers. It was the Dieselgate. Germany fined Volkswagen and charged its executives. The US government even jailed the US branch boss. And Audi (a car brand owned by VW) had to fund several 'Transporter' movies by Jason Statham and even a TV series to clean its image. Have people learnt something from the Dieselgate? Did they learn from the 1929 crash? From the French revolution? From the Neolithic revolution? I hope there is intelligent life somewhere in the Universe. Too much space to be empty. I mean the heads.
@glennleedicus
@glennleedicus 9 ай бұрын
Profiteers vs Bussiness men; one acts to exploit while the other tries to serve. In highly regulated environments guess which ones begin to dominate.
@shamanenrique
@shamanenrique 9 ай бұрын
that was a good rant. shiny.
@wingman1936
@wingman1936 9 ай бұрын
lol I used less electricity, now they raised the rates...crazy how expensive green energy is.
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
It's bot because of being green or pink. It's because of the war at Ukraine. Natural gas market has been broken in two sides: The one who buys to Russia and the one which does not buy to Russia. Guess which country offers a cheaper gas, Russia or the USA? Russia has natural gas got from holes in the ground, the cheap way God (and engineers) made. But USA is selling gas made by fracking, a very expensive way to get oil and gas. For many years it was too expensive to be sold. But because of the war and the bans on Russian gas, now Northern European countries have no choice. Well, they had to buy Russian gas because it was the only cheap gas in the market. Or it was until "somebody" blew up the Nordstream gas pipeline from Russia to Germany, making the Russian gas accessible. Now those countries have to buy expensive gas from USA. Isn't wonderful to have such a convenient ally and friend?
@tonyhancox3657
@tonyhancox3657 9 ай бұрын
Fully aimed shots miss, ghost shells, can't pen, one-sided games, world of tanks.
@brien656
@brien656 9 ай бұрын
Claus the only reason to change anything about yourself and I think you agreed. Is when you, yourself see that you need to. In all matters. And Yes,.But sadly for some people it is Rocket Science. Even though they have a College Degree. Ergo,. learned doesn't mean Intelligent.
@JohanVanCauwenberghe
@JohanVanCauwenberghe 9 ай бұрын
WoT should change their ‘detected’ light bulb too ... in a led strip? 😅😅😅
@parrotyee
@parrotyee 9 ай бұрын
My smart bulb turns on at 4:30am and turns off at 5:40am - this makes for a more efficient start to the day.
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
That's why I have no smart bulbs. I wake up with the sun. Why the heck you need to use any light at 4:30 AM? Are you a baker?
@hansdegroot652
@hansdegroot652 9 ай бұрын
Claus gotta be the best random ranter in the word he is the best 😊😊😊😊❤
@AzulinhoAzulinho
@AzulinhoAzulinho 9 ай бұрын
Claus spends an entire video outlining why I decided NOT to go into marketing despite studying it.
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
Know your enemy as you know yourself 😉
@alex.mielus
@alex.mielus 9 ай бұрын
Well, I think you're making my day more bearable 🤗 you take me out of my daily shitshow and I just disconnect. Which is also a routine, but a fun one (having my CK video it's a must, every day!). That's what I think! Whoo ha.
@davidgallimore9656
@davidgallimore9656 9 ай бұрын
That is just like companies in Alberta that sell crude oil on the open market for huge profits. The 2021 cost per barrel "were produced at a marginal cost below C$50 per barrel with the majority of that production (2.5 million barrels) produced at a marginal cost below C$40 per barrel." The average 2021 market price for oil in 2021 was $70.86 USD (about C$92). This plus C$52 should be illegal. It is morally wrong. Maybe C$1 over the cost seems reasonable.
@elLooto
@elLooto 9 ай бұрын
You charge too much for your labour. It costs almost nothing to produce, but you sell it for $20 an hour. Thats just immoral and should be illegal to jack up the price of labour like that.
@davidgallimore9656
@davidgallimore9656 9 ай бұрын
@@elLooto are you a troll?
@elLooto
@elLooto 9 ай бұрын
@@davidgallimore9656 Sorry, I was just trying out your reasoning with a different product. Btw, in most western countries, about 90% of the retail price of petrol (gasoline) is tax in one form or another.
@davidgallimore9656
@davidgallimore9656 9 ай бұрын
@@elLooto my comment was in response to Klaus’s anti-capitalism rant. Did you watch his video complaining about capitalism and lightbulbs. capitalism and a Home Depot ( or whatever company limited him to 20) selling lightbulbs. Did you see any of his anti-capitalism bullsh!t?
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
@@davidgallimore9656 No. @ClausKellerman did not talk about Capitalism. He talked about Consumerism. Consumerism is what will kill Capitalism. Capitalism was born after the end of the Middle Age at Europe, growing until the 19th century, when Consumerism appeared. Marketing and advertising are the main tools of Consumerism. And they are designed to expand the profit beyond all rational limit. Even to the point to deplete the business base, that is the existence of resources to trade. Back in time people made business to get profit. Both sides got some profit, the offering and the demanding sides of the business. Nowadays marketing and advertising professionals do not give a fig if a business disappears, because they are not bound to a single business, let's say coal or meat or tourism. And Consumerism is ruining many many business that years ago were very profitable.
@JDale56
@JDale56 9 ай бұрын
Be a big Hedge Fund manager, invest in lithium futures. “How can we increase the price of lithium?” - force everyone to buy electric vehicles.
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
No, it's not because of electric cars, already too few. It's because of the too many cell phones. But you are right: It's insane. 8,000,000,000 people over the world changing their phone every year and driving their own cars (with a single lithium battery forever or buying petrol to burn every mile they move). Hollywood movies are very clarifying about this problem of electric (and petrol) cars: If there is a meteor falling off the US Eastern shore (sorry West shore got earthquakes), city dwellers make huge traffic jams with their family cars and all of them die on the roads. But when the whole planet is about to be somehow destroyed what do the people do? Do they escape in family starships like the Jetsons and the Millennium Falcon? Nope. They make a single big space station to keep the rich ones apart from the rest (Elysium) or a single giant ship to endure a big flood with all their sons and their families and their cattle (and all the fodder and fresh water to feed all of them during 40 days). I think it's time to use the subway, the bus and the train. Many European countries have banned cars in their city centres. Some countries, as Netherlands, have banned selling petrol cars from 2025 on. The European Union did so from 2035 on. Petrol is for tanks, war airplanes and... And the ships moving our cell phones from China to the whole planet. Because we can demonize the electric cars we don't buy, but our yearly cell phones are sacred: Inch Android !!! iPhone vult !!!
@bradleymuro6807
@bradleymuro6807 9 ай бұрын
Don't do or change anything Claus becuz someone tells u to ....u do it when ur good and damn ready! Except for right now when I tell u to keep up the great work!
@kimnielsen6561
@kimnielsen6561 9 ай бұрын
LED last longer, but they dont give any heat, so its not better for the green change, you loose heat
@kevinmckay5052
@kevinmckay5052 9 ай бұрын
i bought smart bulbs for living room lamp well they last 25% as long as the cheaper dumb ones i know now i'm not any smarter i still have florescent tube in shed so i can see to start the snowblower but at -20c they don't florese a penlight works much better doh
@AJ29430
@AJ29430 9 ай бұрын
Thanks mate from oz🇦🇺👍😂
@stevewebster5729
@stevewebster5729 9 ай бұрын
Yea, this is all very well, but because of Claus I'm living shoeless, in the dark and have a fcukin polar bear shitting on my lawn. And it's all Claus's fault!
@Alan-mb8zy
@Alan-mb8zy 9 ай бұрын
😂
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
🤣
@jefblogs3279
@jefblogs3279 9 ай бұрын
Claus, look at the original light bulb, did you know that these light bulbs were thicker to last longer, then they all got together and so they thinned out the glass, so it got hotter and blew
@meeborggp9055
@meeborggp9055 9 ай бұрын
Wait, what?! Your PC does not have LED on its RAM, you just use the regular ones??
@barryjones872
@barryjones872 9 ай бұрын
Europe has come up with the Idea ,that no-one should have a pet ,
@caniconcananas7687
@caniconcananas7687 9 ай бұрын
Europe? I live in Europe and I've not listened about it. Which Europe are you talking about? Russia? Portugal? Norway? Italy? Oh, wait! You mean Europa, the moon of Jupiter. Then it's fine. No dogs at Europa. It's too expensive sending dogs (or any other thing) out of the Earth. And what would dogs do at Europa? There are no trees to pee and no carpets to poo.
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