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@Rgmekanic10 ай бұрын
I need a Claus commander in game. Bounce a shot and you get a 10 minute rant on the cost of breakfast fruit. Would be glorious.
@vsgshdg26279 ай бұрын
Claus Commander: "Screen hit, you want the hot sawsawje or the cold sawsawje"
@williamjarrett877410 ай бұрын
Who you gonna call the baby? No you call the man ! Best quote ever !
@ex8404_10 ай бұрын
"The French have so many words for muppet." Claus, you never fail to make me laugh. Thanks!
@jeffhenderson252310 ай бұрын
yea Claus is the only one I watch for World of Tanks he is truly the only no bs kinda guy plus he makes me laugh so keep goin Claus my man
@adjman66810 ай бұрын
I don’t play WOT but enjoy your commentary immensely. Always a good laugh. Be well.
@wobblyboost10 ай бұрын
I watched Claus for years with no intention of ever playing, then I did install it purely so I'd get all the jokes. I still rage-uninstall occasionally, but then I remember the game is an hilarious joke that millions of people take way too seriously; which makes it even funnier, and that I'm only playing it to enhance my Claus experience and I do laugh myself purple when 40 yo kids whose entire life hinges on it, shout orders and rage at me. 😁
@caniconcananas768710 ай бұрын
@@wobblyboost So it's you the guy spoiling all our games !!! Sacrebleu !!! I wish you are served a cold sasash. Ninette, take a hot sasash from the frying pan and put it into the refrigerator for this Americaine.
@Smallbore40X10 ай бұрын
Hahaha, they are a different configury of people. That's a very polite way to put it.
@johncodmore10 ай бұрын
"In France a muppet is a muppet, but they call them 'Le Muppet' "😎
@62RVE10 ай бұрын
"WG put a screen on the track" 🤣😂
@F3D2Skynight210 ай бұрын
Protracted sarcasm is magnificent!
@dottorekaoz867910 ай бұрын
Do you call the baby? No the plus man, Kellerman" - insane dissline, Claus :)
@t_769210 ай бұрын
Claus stands for the little guy!... Lmao 🤣
@johncodmore10 ай бұрын
"He's got one of those commanders that's more annoying than a French person". Comedy gold Claus.
@rogerm16910 ай бұрын
Glad you point out the low ground stuff. Its insane how often I see this happening on NA server. People just respond with: "my game, I decided how I play". Well here is a great example why sometimes its better not to play your game and listen to others.
@thehuskyden10 ай бұрын
Good morning Claus! Thanks for making my Saturday morning brighter just by being you!
@TandemSix10 ай бұрын
"Miel" means "lamb" in romanian, so WG named that tank "Lamb". As someone who's training in interpreting (translating speech) from English into romanian, Claus's live interpretation of the French commander is accurate
@YoungerFuthark10 ай бұрын
Lamb for the slaughter, only this lamb does the slaughtering.
@pezdiablito10 ай бұрын
In Spanish it means Honey, so I think that's why it was released for Valentines Day.
@davidlabedz204610 ай бұрын
Excellent strategies given by Claus, the man!
@wretchedexcess165410 ай бұрын
I like hot saw-sahge and cold saw-sahge as well but, warm saw-sahge is just right! It's almost like there's a zone for saw-sahge where it is best.
@cvarcic10 ай бұрын
10:45 - Buddy, you are the king of streamers! Thank you Claus for bunch of laugh...
@pongtswaila792210 ай бұрын
I want Claus commander with muppet LALALA music.
@stillakilla752010 ай бұрын
7 muppets? I'm dying you beautiful bastard. Claus for president!!!!
@jaeger865210 ай бұрын
Let the baby smoke! I got that reference, Robin William's Live on Broadway!
@bedientvondeutschland177910 ай бұрын
The Miel is a special tank for french WG employees.
@jack-xf6il10 ай бұрын
GJ - thanks Claus!
@1slotmech10 ай бұрын
Miel = special reskinned version of the Bourrasque (itself basically a B-C 12t chassis with a EBR 105 turret and gun on top) for lootbox gamblers. Disclosure: I have the "regular" Bourrasque, so yes, I'm a muppet with a relatively OP premium tank. 🤔🤷♀
@irongraham110 ай бұрын
Claus, I feel you are the only one to make this idea work. Do a video of single tanks being swarmed by multiple opponents while in the background a tune from the Sensational Alex Harvey Band plays. " Gang Bang"
@thralldumehammer10 ай бұрын
Wow, Claus really hates the Cobra Commander😂😂😂
@r.h.763310 ай бұрын
Thank you
@gavinc7410 ай бұрын
I didn't guess the first game kills right but....I did guess Claus was going to call the AMX heavy a "hunk of shit" 😂😂
@h3llrayzor5910 ай бұрын
Am I the only one that saw Teddy Bears all over the Miel? Either that, or the Mrs. spiked my Coffee 🤣🤣🤣
@danam022810 ай бұрын
The moment the guy asked for the hot sausage I knew what the response would be, lol
@dimwit747410 ай бұрын
... 2:01 ... the tanks purple went BLACK just before your shell arrived, CK. GeeeZe!
@ruriksukhoi851410 ай бұрын
"Miel" means "honey" in French. Some kind of Valentine's day thing.
@beyondquestion10 ай бұрын
1:24... Wait a minute, so this is like that, VK sumn, does 14k plus with 2 shot auto? VK11 or sumn? What is this?!
@NilsEkstrom-u9k10 ай бұрын
Hey Claus, let your beard grow out I bet you can grow a glorious one!
@oxanidus10 ай бұрын
Beard lives matter
@brien65610 ай бұрын
The sausage story is typical for France, he was lucky that he didn't undestand French,..he would have heard alot more insulting comments.
@Dennys85410 ай бұрын
(Sung to The Candyman) Who can make you happy? Cover you in praise.. Make a youtube star of you for three or four days.. The Kellerman The Kellerman Can Kellerman can 'cause he mixes it with jokes And makes the players feel good...
@wobblyboost10 ай бұрын
Bravo maestro. 👏
@rogerm16910 ай бұрын
I like how you are 100% accurate about the French. They are different so they do it their way. Sofuckyou. 🤣🤣🤣
@yutubeiscensorshipskum-ih8tw10 ай бұрын
I was in Paris, I was surprised to find more stinkiest place then New York. Garbage everywhere. I do not know why is that place so popular.
@norm729810 ай бұрын
It's all about lowered expectations in this life.
@pascalquehen657110 ай бұрын
"Foutu" in french, is a popular way to say "dead" or "nearly dead" 😉
@HrafnNordhri10 ай бұрын
Miel , meaning Honey and they put little bears on it..wow WG
@mannygreywolfsdb993610 ай бұрын
What???? Why are they fighting against tier 6s? I can't recall since 2013 playing like that.
@Juanhop10 ай бұрын
Next Bourrasque based tank will be argentinian, the "Milei". It will be very noisy.
@hansdegroot65210 ай бұрын
Claus is back nice ❤
@abkvision1410 ай бұрын
"Il est touché!"
@clintonturner554510 ай бұрын
Screens on the treads of the tank will work and help in the sand, but putting the glass windows on the tracks won't last. Hold on. This is WOT. The glass windows should be shatter proof. One can only fantasize.
@williamescolantejr587110 ай бұрын
martys expresive give him a ear scratch for me
@jamesocker523510 ай бұрын
the screen was added to tracks so the whining about being perma tracked would stop, it used to be a good way for a lower tier to keep a top tier in place for arty to smash them
@kizzzit572410 ай бұрын
Should probably get the free camera Mod so when you pause you can just go over to whatever spot to show people what your talking about ? Thanks Video ! AND 3 days now catching up on your videos Without getting Spammed to Hell in Notifications from Telegraph saying YOU want to talk to me OR YOU have a present for me OR I won something from Claus etc. MUCH BETTER :)
@junoboom10 ай бұрын
That Tiger(p) was listed as dead before he even blew up..... wierd
@zemankraluje241810 ай бұрын
This is why Wargaming keeps this unfair +-2 matchmaking. Even the biggest muppit gets such a dream matchmaking from time to time, achieves 10 kills wihout any effort. Then he feels like a king, suddenly thinks hes a pro, massive amount of endorphine is released, he gets addicted and plays 10 000 more battles in hopes of getting the same result again, eventualy buys more premium tanks, spends more gold and opens a shit ton of lootboxes every year. Wargaming gets the money. Wargaming is happy.
@babalopov10 ай бұрын
I would pay for Claus commander!
@alanfindlay323310 ай бұрын
Hot sausage commentary! Up vote.
@filipebimba10 ай бұрын
Claus you're a benefactor... Sharing these poor crying BABY's games 😂😂😂
@DKLGalactus510 ай бұрын
Oh that was funny the baby or the man,.
@Akropolis8910 ай бұрын
'Miel' is french for 'Honey'.
@robbyrocksoo10 ай бұрын
I was killed by one of these cockroaches yesterday. I didn't know what the hell it was. I went from full health to dead in seconds. OP?
@tyr375910 ай бұрын
True about the French. Been there many times, but not for the people. Most are rude af if you don't speak their language. But as we know from WW2, they surrender at hearing the first shot. So I'm not sure where this arrogance is based on.
@2tone20910 ай бұрын
AY UP CLAUS
@TheTicain10 ай бұрын
Perfect french mon ami 😂
@reinerhohnii.666210 ай бұрын
I know this song: "I saw the shell"....
@Brian-ob9ck10 ай бұрын
You'll feature it "maybe"...I linked my Arty15 mission using the T9 arty (british that you recommended) and no love from you.
@Shauma_llama10 ай бұрын
Eleven kills a no Ace tanker? 😮
@Coolbusby7810 ай бұрын
I once got a kill and zero damage. Arty was credited with all the hp 😮
@BARONVORS10 ай бұрын
Paris is the Detroit of Europe.
@jruicker110 ай бұрын
Hey! Detroit is better than that!
@jameslanning840510 ай бұрын
Got 3 kills... 5 more!
@thomasfeiller220710 ай бұрын
I lived in Madrid Spain for a while. They don't have dinner until 10pm, they take 2 or 3 hours for lunch, and don't come to work before 10am.... A completely unproductive country. There's a reason Spain is rarely in the headlines unless it's negative.
@oldschoolbedwetter169510 ай бұрын
I honestly guessed 10.
@kunowiebe328210 ай бұрын
@titansidewinder10 ай бұрын
8 kills?
@wulfeman994810 ай бұрын
the scmeil is the bourrask
@stephenbennett942710 ай бұрын
Happy algorithm comment
@oxanidus10 ай бұрын
Beard lives matter!
@Omegawerewolfx10 ай бұрын
I paused and guessed 83 kills.
@wobblyboost10 ай бұрын
oooh - That was close!
@Bruce-g1p10 ай бұрын
7…yeah 7
@jomamackdaddy10 ай бұрын
11 kills and no ace tanker. Wtf.
@maximetremblay171610 ай бұрын
its not foutier , its FOUTU !
@FatBikeRacer10 ай бұрын
Is Marty ok? This is the second video he's been upset.
@vincentwiddershoven212210 ай бұрын
Who tf is Micky??????? Stil cant figure it out after almost 1 1/2 year. 😂
@chasoney10 ай бұрын
The viewing range seems awfully long.
@bubbahclem613310 ай бұрын
my guess is he will carry the stupids
@jeffhenderson252310 ай бұрын
11 kills I predict
@MADMAXMALONE110 ай бұрын
At least 9 I'd say. 11 and no Ace Tanker??? WTF?tells me people play it a lot for rigging I'd say since the WN8 is boosted way up there. Is that another side effect of rigging? Still was a great game and excellent comentary as always.
@SaviorTheBurn10 ай бұрын
No there was very little DMG . Also no assist. People are doing 13k combined in it.
@stryker120ski410 ай бұрын
wg needs to stop the reskin of tanks, if wg brings out a diffrent version of the prem tank like the burass and meil these tanks should be diffrent, all new version or reskins should have a diffrent feature like prem ammo in the new version should have prem ammo do 40-50% less damage per shot than the orginal version, what wg needs to do is start to phase out prem ammo in this game, all new tank and tank lines should have a lower damage per shot prem ammo than the standard ammo,
@andrewtaylor125610 ай бұрын
The cobra commander is the reason I downloaded the all English speaking mod lol I he got so annoying at times
@scotbayless10 ай бұрын
Je suis Français. T'emmerde!
@robertflint411510 ай бұрын
I'll play , 10 kills 😎
@sayerrobin10 ай бұрын
@catdaddychris293310 ай бұрын
10 kills
@oldtimers646010 ай бұрын
Everybody knows French tanks are best.
@kiblanjofski10 ай бұрын
☕
@jensjensen215210 ай бұрын
8 kills
@JediBenknobi10 ай бұрын
My guess is 11 kills
@captain_context999110 ай бұрын
I know this story is fake.... Because over in Europe there is none of that American mandatory "tip"
@BARONVORS10 ай бұрын
Gratuity or VAT is included in the bill automatically. Depending the area its at least 21%
@captain_context999110 ай бұрын
@@BARONVORS And where is this? This mandatory "tipping" is usually confined to the US of Murca where companies dont pay their workers.
@alexanderstoyanov746410 ай бұрын
No nation is as pompous as the French from where I've been. No offence intended, just facts
@matthardy30110 ай бұрын
11
@woughtanker324010 ай бұрын
Claus... you work from your basement don't you? are you one of the 4 who got $250M worth of contracts for doing no IT work?🤣🤣
@akeandersson661810 ай бұрын
10 😜
@z000ey10 ай бұрын
ahahahaha burasq deffo not OP, getting 11 kills, Pools AND Kolo's and STILL not Ace :) GG oblivion invader, although blessed by su12244 muppet and a straight 1 shot ammorack into a previously unscraped su100
@AntzWar10 ай бұрын
The baby is as toxic as the WoT community, had to stop watching his streams for the drops, rather watch these videos for entertainment