Does This Make Any Sense?

[@alanc6952]

I swear now whenever something stupid happens to me i can hear that ''la la la la la, la...'' song in my head

[@johncodmore]

I seem to spend all day humming that tune :(

[@MADMAXMALONE1]

Yes you can la la la la la la la- lalala la lalala.

[@monkian]

I get the same with certain ringtones , French is best!

[@p4radigm989]

I hope Wargaming puts more bots into my games so one day I may be able to join the 3KWN8 Clan too.

[@Nex010]

And hope you roll dice correct. Nothing is funnier than firing APCR 330 pen into the side of EBR that is chilling just to get +1 critical and no dmg done hehe

[@tonybaldwin2107]

Fred Flintstone had a non motorised vehicle :)

[@toomanymancos]

That was also traveling on feet, now let the dispacher figure that one out

[@miroslavkraus2572]

"WG low rolled my artillery strike" made my day :))) Thanks Claus you are amazing with your videos !!! Would love to see you stream soon again, even if it is for hour a day.

[@voidwizard2067]

I have been enjoying the pompous "super unicom" (PSU) episodes.

[@ernestpaul2484]

Claus is having a George Carlin moment. We can indulge him all day long.

[@victorduffy4459]

I don't have a problem believing those were real players. I see bot behavior everytime I go to Wal-Mart. I see it at work too.

[@ClausKellerman]

lol

[@DraftySatyr]

Bots, noobs, trolls ... they're all there at Walmart

[@deweybrightside2276]

I need to LEARN at the hand of the master!

[@t_az3346]

Claus, I am loving the video clips before the videos. Please keep up the great work you are doing. Your videos are the only reason I keep playing without spending.

[@morecowbell20]

Bank robber wearing a speedo evaded police on a bicycle. There ya go.

[@traetaute4745]

As a college swimmer, that cracked me up!😂😂 "How do u know they're swim trunks, u dont have to swim in them" lov it cant wait to use!

[@Bowl_of_roses]

'Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory'

[@stiglarsen2670]

It is a term from when there were horsedriven vehicles and motorized vehicles.

[@jcdf2]

Getting on a plane or boarding a plane was borrowed from the days when most people got on or boarded ocean going ships. Language is borrowed from what was once normal for most people. From (sea) port to airport.

[@Anthony-fd8mh]

Sadly and I hate to say it but with some of the teammates I have had, yes I would say they are human, but there are also bots as well. That's what this game has come down to.😔

[@Biomorphic44]

I have been seeing many tanks look at rocks instead of enemy tanks

[@Biomorphic44]

I don't know why i can't see your reply on youtube?

[@JD-dm8jb]

Came for the tanks. Stayed for the ADD.

[@nicnacnic]

“suspect last seen in a motorized vehicle on 53rd avenue” oh, so they’re not on a horse?

[@garychandler7632]

All In The Family; Archie Bunker having a convo with his son-n-law Mike

[@robertflint4115]

“Put a 5 year old in shiny shorts” 🤣. It’s comments like that, that will get your PC confiscated by the feds 😮. Mr Kellerman 🤣🤣. 🤘😎

[@kingoftadpoles]

Your discourse on fluffy cereals reminded me of when there were cans of air for sale.

[@eric-wb7gj]

TY 🙏🙏

[@stevewebster5729]

Yea, there are very obviously bots in the game, but also there are players who have been able to rocket up the tiers without learning the basics, and WG manipulate games with their RNG. So between the bots, the muppets, and the RNG-rigged games you have a hard job finding a decent battle these days...

[@alex.mielus]

La la lala la la lalala, la la la la lala laaaaaa 😍😍😍 I refuse to believe people can be THAT STUPID! That's why I do believe WG is placing bots when the queue is not filled properly 🙄

[@bubbahclem6133]

Kamalah told the Tiger not to come

[@NeilRoy]

I loved how George Carlin worded in years ago... "Let Evil Kinevil get on the plane, I'm getting IN the plane!!!" 🤣 Anyhow, thanks for the laughs.

[@RAMelloh-ij5sl]

Claus, I was playing tennis with my wife today, mixed doubles. She was singing the La, la, la, la, la song in the middle of the game. Look what you've done!

[@2tone209]

AY UP CLAUS

[@gord7025]

if he's moving, he's only on one foot at a time

[@mousegeek]

When you sing 'I' it should be 'you'. Ballad of a Thin Man. You walk into the room with your pencil in your hand You see somebody naked and you say, "Who is that man?" You try so hard but you don't understand Just what you will say when you get home Because something is happening here but you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones?

[@JuanMendoza-sz8iy]

Eyes of victory? Is that like the jaws of victory, but less teeth and more optics?

[@treadheadpete4770]

La la la...

[@ex8404_]

When i was in journalism class in college, my professor went on th3 exact same rant. Why say "motorized vehicle" when you cans say "car"? Why say "inebriated" when you can say "drunk"? Made me a better writer. Oh...and Jack Reacher is a very popular action character in both books and film. Not surprised it's an in game name. Thanks for years of entertainment Claus. Love ya like coffee.

[@loulou-vn3ks]

if the suspect didnt have any legs would they say he arsoning it ?

[@bedientvondeutschland1779]

Whole enemy team was a bunch of muppets. Bots play much better.

[@Vic-Bee]

To resolve that deep frustration with teammates, I've entirely circumvented the team aspect of the game and focus instead on my MOE in T6 and T7. It's not easy with 215 ping but I'm finally at peace with this game.

[@johnnynielsen3006]

Do remember that some players doesn't have a good, if any hand-eye coordination. They can barely move and point their tank turrets the right way, while their arses stiks out like sore thumbs. Some players doesn't know where ANY key is, what it does and what KEY to press next. Therefor some players act like Bots, play worse than most Muppets and is therefor HP cannon fodder to be harvested. Unicom players and average players can have 15-14 games if MM, RNG and Damage rolls allow it. Some players: Reads as 95-98% of the player base...

[@NeilRoy]

End game comment: He carried the stupids! Anyhow... QUIT PAUSING THE DAMN GAME!!!

[@The_Uncle_Cookie]

Walking down the street...get the funniest looks for everyone we meet...Hey, hey we're the muppets, people say we muppet around...

[@dawnwennberg9884]

Ty Claus. Reference is Bob Dylan. Snuck in some George Carlin too. Nice one.

[@dimwit7474]

... the suspect was pulled over while driving a NON-MotoriZed shopping vehicle. Him being a "Freeman", he refused to provide prOOf of his identity so the copz simply referred to him as "Karen" ... lol ... then they "carted him off". Now he's droppin' the soap in the shower (he LIKE it like dat ...). So sad.

[@HeinzGuderian_]

Bots play better than probably 25% of the player base.

[@PhaQ2]

Not everyone is solid under pressure. And that Tiger was a rage quit after not penning, lol.

[@Juvattrucking]

If that's a human, he's got some really good weed.

[@goldrush255]

I imagined a guy hoverboarding a foot - that would be travelling on foot!

[@Knowbody42]

A bicycle could be considered a vehicle. A non-motorised vehicle.

[@ClausKellerman]

yes but it is called a "bicycle". s pogo stick would be a non motorized vehicle too but you would say a suspect is hopping away on a non motorized vehicle would you...

[@filipebimba]

Hum... See your point Claus

[@LeChickenRanch]

What about a space-hopper?

[@toddtaylor6506]

Real human a bot would have kept trying.

[@jameslanning8405]

A bot indicator to me is, when you see 5-6 or more team members, that get "ZERO," damage in a match! How's that even possible? 1, maybe 2 get killed before they can do anything. But 5? 6!? Something stinks in tank town.

[@nando03012009]

Technically, a bicycle can be considered a non-motorized vehicle.

[@ClausKellerman]

but wouldn't you just say "bicycle"?

[@pauloBolton]

@@ClausKellerman a bicycle (in U.K law) is a conveyance. Dont believe the nay-sayers

[@nando03012009]

@ClausKellerman I personally would say bicycle. But I would say car not motorized vehicle.

[@h3llrayzor59]

@@ClausKellerman Seems logical to me 😂

[@dimwit7474]

... but what if it was a pickup, or a van, or an RV, or a mail truck? Then YOUR ASSUMPTION could foul up the search. @@nando03012009

[@hellbilly56]

Yesterday I had three teammates sit in back of a building with the guns facing the wall just behind me while I got my ass pounded by an enemy group. If there weren't bots you think they would have at least spit on it so it didn't hurt so bad.

[@elliemaesrehab3348]

Bots to the left of me, idiots to the right, here I am stuck in the middle ..........

[@TheCrankyprof]

You went clock-wise! ... defying the logical best practices meta-play unicum standard play book ... and still won!!! Incroyable!

[@samuelgalloway7682]

Skips over the onslaught game 😂

[@Edward-ih2pv]

I don't care what Wargaming states about their use of bots. I was playing multiplayer on NA server tier VII on my Xbox. There was a player on enemy team who's name was "Goldonly4life", which could have been a player name. But was in my counterpart tank. When I got to where I could see the player, it was my tank they were playing. Same exact camo, inscriptions, flag, and symbols.

[@vonsmutt4254]

A self-propelled vehicle would be a bicycle😮

[@finneysimon]

non-motorised vehicles are bicycles etc, but that still means your perp must have been walking. might be there are never people walking?

[@joephysics5469]

Very true. Bicycles and skateboards are vehicles. Claus is a smart guy but we have him on this one.

[@Abboman111]

Game is 100% full of bots, I usually check player stats post game, it’s astonishing!!!

[@aussiechris9111]

Claus has to realise, they are not Wargaming "bots" just players running 24/7 3rd party botting programs, the VK was easy to pick as it was trying to target through the rocks, and the turret twitched like crazy. There are heaps of them playing, there always has been.

[@AndreZA979]

Is that a real human you ask? May I present you the president of the country to your south, he often points his barrel in the wrong direction and goes stationary, moves like a Roomba and then just freezes randomly...

[@mmkrk4071]

Some players have disabilities and their play style can make an impression that they are bots. Many use assistive technologies that allow them to play, but they can do one thing at the time, for example, they can't move and aim at the same time.

[@eric-wb7gj]

That's fair enough, and they probably adapt their play/tank type to suit, but there are enough bots out there, that are recognisable, and throw games.

[@DraftySatyr]

There are times when I have difficulty walking and chewing gum at the same time, so I guess I should feel more empathy with them.

[@fredsmith7538]

Special real humans

[@dimwit7474]

... after all, who but the mentally or phyZically impaired ... or just plain stOOpid ... would even play WoT as it iz TODAY.

[@gitarowiec100]

geirge carlin mode on? love it

[@paulhuysing4203]

Player 535d from the Eu - WN8 of 316, win rate of 46.84%, 2K Battles, WN8 in Tiger 1 = 527 - yep pretty much a numpty

[@michelegiangrande274]

I notice quite often, when I fight against tanks face to face, some when they retreat turn their turret instead of aiming at me

[@DraftySatyr]

Think it's similar to looking over your shoulder when you reverse a car

[@joephysics5469]

A bicycle is a vehicle, as is a wagon. and skateboard.

[@edwardlee973]

Hi Claus did you know that Jingles has Cancer

[@ClausKellerman]

what????

[@catdog6747]

@@ClausKellermanYes. Sad!

[@gabanjoman]

His *Mingles with Jingles*tells us all about it this weeks episode ❤​@@ClausKellerman

[@fromhelltocell]

working as intended...

[@johnsharp9519]

THE GAME THE GAME!

[@92Koondog92]

wka_2017 has over 28k games on the EU server with a recent WN8 of 675. He's either that bad, or the bots get used so much that they have their own account stats...

[@kevfinn8232]

"stupid is as stupid does" ofc it's a human.

[@nicomeier8098]

If WG would introduce AI bots they would be better then the majority of the players. There, I said it.

[@LordAikidist]

Woahhhhh nice win on onslaught there !!! When I grow up I wanna be just like you ClausMan!! 😎👍🏼 funny as hell !! Haha woot !! 😁🥳😊

[@clintonturner5545]

Hey, hey were' the Monkees.

[@Stefan-yw9iv]

Spielen sie immer noch Ansturm 😂🤣👍😉

[@filipebimba]

A bicycle is a vehicle... Not motorized. At least in Portugal is... 😅

[@toddtaylor6506]

The person is the motor.

[@carnotrankine]

Well, i had a game crash, and looked like that, but was saved by team until re-connection.

[@The_Uncle_Cookie]

I've never taken wargayming at their word...proved them wrong too many times...believe only half of what you see and none of what you hear or read...especially online

[@rayr4320]

When a player has a numerical value in his name it is likely that he is a bot. Lizardlicker905, 4235fistsinmyrectum, 267spatula, kachvaBev14, toilettron274 would all be examples of a bot. Also, any player having a variant of the term "sniper" in his name, is a terrible player. When you see that name just push him off a cliff so that your teamates do not put any stock in that player. Even a bot can be counted on more than shadowsniper. or ghostsniper. Right off the cliff immediately.

[@thecellulontriptometer4166]

There are a lot of things I see in the game that don't make sense, but of all of them the number 1 thing I see is other players spending so much time typing out criticism, insults, threats, anger..... that I honestly think about 5% of the player base log in just to expend their anger somewhere they are hidden behind anonymity.

[@zimmlock]

I am sure there are no bots but more large holes 😄

[@spider3701]

I am the enemy. Thank you for your donations 😮 continue the muppetry please 🙏 hehe

[@majorhavoc9693]

Baby on board. A car seat would be safer.

[@guillermoperezsantos]

A bike is a non motorize vehicle

[@Dpixtion]

Gas car = motor, electric = motor to convert electricity to the wheels has a motor, bicycle = has human as the motor ..

[@jruicker1]

@@Dpixtion Gas cars have engines not motors, unless you count the windshield wiper motor or maybe the starter.

[@h3llrayzor59]

Must have more Pompous D-Bag instruction. I'm a hopeless scrub at WoT 🤣🤣🤣

[@tonyhancox3657]

Fully aimed shots miss, ghost shells, can't pen, one-sided games, world of pay to win tanks.

[@garychandler7632]

They're stoned Claus. I'm convinced half the player base is just high. And WoT has bots.

[@diamondrmp]

I don't think its a bot as much as I thinking it is collusion/rigging.

[@davidgallimore9656]

you talking about Roberto Allen Zimmerman's song Ballad of a Thin Man?

[@jayrhino7686]

I have been wondering how many players are using bot software to "play" and grind xp while they're at work or school.

[@Archadies]

I love these intros.

[@RR2BOX46]

Nice George Carlin references! The best one applicable to this game is: "Think about how dumb the average American is, now imagine half of them are dumber than that!" Replace "American" with "WoT Player" :)

[@trfatman]

Claus, I'm hoping you bring back the "Muffin Man".

[@maxisausepurz2276]

If the Bots are not Ai steered by Wargaming LLC, then they may be from the farming companies for OBJ 279e

[@miroslavkraus2572]

Claus a friend of mine has 2 kids. They recently started to play WoT. 9 and 11 years old. I can imagine they play like bots so it might be confusing.

[@alexanderstoyanov7464]

I bet many human players actually play waaay worse than many bots

[@jack-xf6il]

World of Tanks - it just makes no sense!

[@marvincasteel4876]

Don't underestimate just how Stupid people can actually be! some are worse than Bots!

[@pleiotropik]

There also fake humans as opposed to "real humans" in real life.

[@timharris3823]

Hey he carried the STOOPIDS and you didn’t mention it. Keep up the vids Claus

[@The_Uncle_Cookie]

Non motorized vehicle = bicycle? skateboard?

[@bert2530]

Sometimes I play arty, yeahhhhh I know 😊, and not that bad too. I like to compare result with the other arties in the game and it’s shocking how often they just shoot 1 or maybe 3 times in a whole game. And I did as an example 15 or so. I just wonder then, imbeciles or bots???

[@dimwit7474]

... Claus Karenman ... ... has a nice ring to it ...