Nobody Knows WTF is Going On

[@bojan2501]

You already said what is the problem. Even the module crashed they say it is a success. There are no more consequences and failures. Everyone is a winner.

[@XMeK]

Pssst... getting something to the Moon AT ALL is a fn success. Don't parrot Kellerman in this, he's a neanderthal

[@D4RKBRU73]

Clown world deluxe edition

[@XMeK]

Pssst... getting something to the Moon AT ALL is a success. Don't parrot Kellerman in this, he's a neanderthal

[@deweybrightside2276]

I believe the Soviets crashed a probe into the moon a couple of days before Apollo 11. By the rationale of the latest company to crash something into the moon, the Soviets beat the USA to the moon. Treason I say, good sir!

[@garrybrough72]

But it's on the moon so it worked right? lol

[@oscarfreeplay8119]

at 16:05... I did not know that sneaky path

[@victorduffy4459]

Claus covers so much ground I have a hard time deciding what to comment on. Sometimes, early in the video, I have a great idea for a comment, but following Claus down the rabbit hole I forget it.

[@filipebimba]

Lool... Take notes to write at the end 😂

[@edgarasvas]

Indeed. Glad, I pretty much agree with him, otherwise would not watch game play, cause it's like second thing, and first thing is politics.

[@ivanakrajc9786]

[@buckgulick3968]

I must agree with your thoughts on this one Claus. Society today has achieved maximum information. All for the mere cost of simple common sense.

[@William_Barnes]

If we've talking about holidays, back in the 90s I did win 10 days whale watching off the coast of California, with just a £1 raffle ticket. I took my wheelchair bound friend and apparently the company would give you the best boat on day one then the ordinary boats the other days and cos my friend was in a wheelchair we got the best boat the whole 10 days. Was a wonderful experience.

[@danam0228]

So, if I get a wwheelchair friend, WG will give me the best tank every battle? ;-) I am happy for you and your friend. Sometimes things are done as they should be.

[@AwkwardTruths]

From Vancouver to Anchorage is a 40 hour drive.

[@dogrudiyosun]

He said he planned a “trip”

[@The_Uncle_Cookie]

The "replace instead or repair" attitude started back with the advent of computer chips being put into things like televisions. An example, growing up my nextdoor neighbor owned a television and appliance repair shop. Between my parents and other neighbors he ran a successful business for many years. Fast forward to the 80's when manufacturers began using computer chips instead of vacuum tubes his business began to slowly dwindle eventually resulting in him closing his business and him retiring. Ironically I had an uncle that worked for Texas Instruments on the project that developed the first microchip that was put into Canon cameras

[@davidlabedz2046]

Claus, a bright ray of happiness optimism along with my morning coffee.

[@fredsmith7538]

Great analysis as ever, summed up the current state of all university students. All the available knowledge but no wish to bother look it up let alone learning it once they do.

[@Juvattrucking]

That T57 shoved the Grille out of his way. Probably why the Grille was making his life miserable.

[@digadeh]

Yea that T57 was mad rude and probably self-centered prick

[@ghettostreamlabs5724]

Man, usually this is my first vid of the day. Unfortunately, I watched Jungles vid first this morning. So sad. Me and the wife are going on an Alaskan cruise in June. Will be our first trip up there. Will get to spend a few days in Vancouver on either side of the cruise too. Should be fun. If you like the space stuff, come to Huntsville, Alabama, we have a very cool museum here just outside of Marshall Space Flight Center (The Davidson Center for Space Exploration).

[@ClausKellerman]

i am doing an alaska cruise in august!

[@UcantFixStupid]

Yeah, I watched his video early this morning. Sucks hope everything goes as good as it can for his situation. he is hilarious.

[@dptp9lf]

a 2 year old would have learned those space craft physics by trying to set down his icecream cone... LOL

[@vernonbice732]

Some parents don't give in to the electronic 'nanny' and good for them. Those that take the easy route and ignore the kids will always exist, sadly. Here in the western US (NM) there is amazing scenery. The sad part is how many people live in AZ, NM, CO, UT or even Las Vegas and never see the Grand Canyon. Bryce, Zion, Canyonlands, Natural Bridges, Death Valley, Yosemite, Yellowstone are all worth at least one trip.

[@dougmate2378]

Juneau is the capital of Alaska Claus. Anchorage really ought to be the capital, though.

[@thomasbowen2463]

My daughter and I are making the drive from Missouri to Anchorage next summer, really looking forward to it!

[@ClausKellerman]

nice!

[@thomasbowen2463]

@@ClausKellerman we flew up about 5 years ago to see my son that was stationed near Fairbanks and drove the big circle , Fairbanks, Tok, Glenallen, Anchorage, Denali, and back to Fairbanks. Salmon fished in Anchorage. Loved every minute of it! When you see a road sign saying bump ahead, take it seriously, lol!

[@morstyrannis1951]

I love a good rant. But someone needs to tell Claus that car insurance doesn’t cover mechanical breakdowns. That’s what warranties are for.

[@jimbriggs70]

Capital of Alaska is Juneau. Population of only 32K or at least was when I was there.

[@brianzen1414]

Another great vid, thank you Mr.Claus

[@nedporkus8602]

Yep we're all super geniuses now, just like Wile E. Coyote...

[@joereilly1519]

Claus Juneau is the capital of Alaska, I drove the Alaska Hwy , drove a 4000 mile trip from Cleveland Ohio to Anchorage Alaska. Took me a week to get there drove all through Western Canada....I had so much fun love Canada. and Alaska.

[@Jallamedalla]

Claus great! Video loved!

[@michaelmayer4289]

“An American pastime wasting ammo” 😂😂😂

[@johnr1992]

Keep up the good work claus!

[@Stardusted]

You are spot on. The one or two guys that know the truth and speak up are bumped from the program for negativity. The two that didn't want to make waves get awarded participation trophies and are advanced.

[@johnbennett4600]

Great video, but sad to hear about Jingles' health issues. Praying for him

[@curiousgeorge5992]

Not related to your service😮😢

[@johnnynielsen3006]

Things gone wrong with the lunar lander Odysseus: Top heavy... Yes. Didn't get the tank-over-tank tower design look. 'Crouching Spider' design would have worked better... Didn't stop the momentum... Yes. No hovering over the surface looking for a safe landing site... Didn't test a night landing on a really rough surface... Could it have landed on a volcano? or on a artillery gun range? Test of the Lidar, the different antennas, the star camera and the computers would work with a lot of dust blown up during landing? No high speed air drop... No mid air high speed braking... No hovering at low altitude... No landing in rough terrain... No nighttime tests... I haven't seen anything tested at night in a simulated lunar condition by IM... So of course it failed...

[@ivang97997]

Like Mercedes-Benz, "Oh, your seat won't automatically adjust anymore. Sure, you need to buy a new seat!!!" But isn't it a cable or a motor? Why a new seat? "Because it's all come together."

[@matthewandrews9052]

Come to Boston! We have good chowdah! So true…people struggle to see the big picture and the forest from the trees. Murica! Thanks Claus.

[@ClausKellerman]

i always wanted to visit boston!

[@evilmac9623]

@@ClausKellerman Not that impressive, the Charles smells like a shit... literally.

[@goaway7346]

Slide rules. In the old days, if you couldn't use a slide rule, you weren't allowed to design space craft. Now anyone can do it.

[@wobblyboost]

The only thing stupider than designing a top heavy craft with a narrow footprint, is believing they sent anything at all.

[@williamfricke4464]

Clause, if you haven't seen Idiocracy, it might help you understand the direction of your neighbor below you. From comedy to a documentary.

[@shinraddkindheart]

So true Claus!! So many people are so concerned about getting the NEWEST, most up to date gadgets that are so tech laden, most things can't be fixed, you just have to buy a new one (I pity the landfills)! Why does a transportation vehicle need a "module" for everything? Why do I even need automatic windows? Claus, you remember the old style window cranks? They worked every time (just roll the window down manually, it took 2 seconds). Now? Everything is automated (with no manual backup system). If the automatic seat motors break, the seat can't move until the module gets fixed. That darn O2 sensor is broken again, the car won't start (how many times have I paid $600 to replace another O2 sensor)? More technologically complicated doesn't always mean better, now there are more "things" that can go wrong (motors for side mirrors that fold in when you put the car in park). WTF? Do you really park so CLOSE to the next car that you need your side mirrors to Fold-in? How would you even open the door to get out of the car? Give me a small, small break! Just one more thing that could end up breaking that you have to pay to fix! I still have my first analog radio/ alarm clock my parents got me when I was a kid from 1980, and it still works perfectly! It was made to last, it still tells the time, the alarm still works great (even the speaker still sounds good when the radio is playing), and it's outlasted anything I've purchased since the late 90s! Don't get me wrong, technology is awesome and these new tools do make our lives a lot easier (humans don't build things with our bare hands, we use tools to build things). But is this going SLIGHTY TOO FAR with "motorized, fold in when put in park" side mirrors for a car, do we really need folding side mirrors?? I agree with what you said Claus, that people need to practice the ability to mentally back up and see the whole forest instead of staring microscopically at one branch on a tree! Everyone, I recommend we all practice "looking at the big picture" and ask those questions people seem to not ask anymore! --Why not wait until your phone dies first, THEN get a new phone? --Do we prefer quality and durability OVER extra options? Do our alarm clocks REALLY need 2 USB ports; didn't all of our phones come with their own chargers? --Do we really need a mechanical toothbrush that talks back to us? Not me! --Maybe those extra things can do something cool, but do WE really need it? A motorized mattress looks cool, but when that motor breaks, you'll be using pillows to prop your head up, just like I've been doing with my pillows on my non-motorized mattresses for years! --How about we do some "Cost vs Benefit" analysis? We have purchasing power, why not spend the right amount of money for the product that will last the longest? I wonder what the real tankers would've said if the tanks they drove in battle lacked durability and instead had modules that controlled everything? I'm just guessing, but I'm sure the tankers would prefer a tank that can be repaired quickly "in the field" so they can stay in the fight; compared to, "Our turret motor computer module is broken! Oh well, we'll just have to ship it back to the US so they can fix it, everyone out of the tank, we will continue on foot instead!" I'm sure the tankers would prefer to have a manual aiming turret option, just in case they needed to keep fighting if their turret motor computer module gets damaged. I hope I never buy a car with motorized "fold-in when put in park" side mirrors. I just don't park THAT CLOSE to other cars. Again, thanks for the video Claus, you keep doing what you do! o7

[@LordAikidist]

Hey Claus man !!! Nice video !! Thx for the upload, funny moments as usual :) saying hi from T.O :)😂

[@garrybrough72]

Priceless life tips from Claus today!. It's the same in Britain. People say things are much better now than years ago but the only improvements I've noticed since the 70's are that the streets aren't covered in dog sh1t any more since that law was introduced to make owners to pick up the poop (although that's starting to slide again) and secondly your clothes don't stink of cigarettes when you leave the pub since the smoking in public places ban. 🙂

[@r.h.7633]

Hahaaaaa yess, thanks Claus!!! Please play more, far more, every day :D

[@BrianHoover]

What was that second map?

[@EgonBulten]

Good talk! 👍🏻

[@wvince111]

WTF is going on? My boss interviewed a candidate for our shop. It is a skilled trade and requires working with numbers. This candidate is a university graduate. Dude cannot read a measuring tape! WTF??? What is going on inside a person's mind that rationalizes that applying to a trade based business, hands on, requiring accuracy in fitment and assembly, is a good idea? A measuring tape is the least accurate device we use but it is used to get rough measurements. How can ANYONE not know how to read a measuring tape? The f^&*ing numbers are right there!!!

[@clintonturner5545]

I cleaned the combustion chambers of the heads of all my 2 stroke bikes. Scraped the carbon off of the tops of the pistons. Did all of the work on my bikes. Adjusted the valves with my feeler gauge. Then I bought a Yamaha Maxim X. The heads had to come off with special tools are the heads could break. I finally wrecked it. Good. It had gotten too compicated for me like the Panther tank was. I now drive a Smart Car that I bring in to the Mercedes dealership on the other side of Dallas. I don't have anything to do with Microsoft's AI. It is just another way to lose your freedoom, or worst. You are right on. When something crashes, it is not a landing. they should have said we meant for to trip and crash.

[@ronaldderooij1774]

Nowadays they make laws that ensure repairability of things. That is sadly necessary.

[@singncarpenter6270]

Juneau is the capital of Alaska.

[@dbeasleyphx]

Sedona, and Havasupai are amazing places to go in Arizona.

[@Anthony-fd8mh]

Should we tell Claus that the US is gong back to the moon in late 2024 with the Artemis mission?

[@harrypower8734]

The Apollo missions went from the Earth to the moon and back again with computers that only had 86K of memory, you've got an iProduct with 16Gb of memory and ll you can do is post videos of cats on the internet.....

[@matthewandrews9052]

Do people know how to read a map? Or can only function with Google maps?

[@larryselkirk426]

You weren't paying attention Claus. The T57 pulled in front of and blocked the grille. Not the other way around.

[@Juvattrucking]

The engineer that designed that lander used to play rocket ships with his mother's french press.

[@lexwaldez]

As an American I would very much like to wake up and find nothing more newsworthy than the weather.

[@kauai1945]

Concerning the landing of Intuitive Machines' Odysseus, why don't they just go on the sound stage it landed on and turn it up right?

[@casanova419]

That probe lander should have been called Eileen.

[@richardiancarpenter534]

The over-complicated, touchscreen everything, impossible to repair vehicles hitting the market today are why I recently purchased a 2004 Wrangler. I can fix just about anything wrong or broken with a trip to the auto parts store or ordering the part(s) online. And I can do those repairs in my driveway.

[@jonniiinferno9098]

welcome back

[@njc964]

Course we could do it. It’s insane to say we couldn’t. It would cost stupid money but there is no doubt we could still do it.

[@vincentwiddershoven2122]

"Humankind is to dumb for there own creatiations." V.W.

[@darrylrossetti394]

We sure as hell wouldnt have gotten apollo 13 crew back alive. The ground crew thought outside the box there

[@harrisonwickham7426]

no truer words have been spoken....we went to the store and the almighty computers for totaling your bill and what you owe were "acting" up the cashier was in a total nervous breakdown because we gave her cash and some change so that we could get a even amount back consisting of a 5 dollar bill. She could not figure it out...we had to become school teachers and explain simple math to her

[@russwoodward8251]

I think you are referring to the lack of technicians Claus. Engineers don’t build things, they design them. Techs build things, fix things, weld, draw, wire, construct, and they are the technical expertise. It’s the tech in Claus, and in all of us, that says a tall cone will tip over. The engineer worked it out mathematically, avoiding the reality. Good games today Claus. Maybe Bob can pick a game for the super Unicom?

[@h3llrayzor59]

The Pompous D-Bag is back!! What a way to start a mundane Monday. A Claus Video & a healthy large cup of Joe 😂

[@jamesmaybrick2001]

The homoerotic tension is strong. Unrequited love is always a tragedy.....

[@jack-xf6il]

Hey Claus - don't Juneau the capital of Alaska?

[@uniquegamingduo9872]

The days have come when things get smarter and people get dumber

[@BoschizBasus]

sublime !

[@MDMARaver]

Mr. Kellerman, I am happy I found your channel a few years ago and I wish we could meet up sometime, drink together and laugh our heads off about how stupid humanity has become. 😂 Too bad I live on the other side of the Atlantic.

[@williamlawrence2525]

I have family in BC too.

[@scottsluggosrule4670]

12 guys and two cars put on the moon with your calculator sized computers... new engineers are idiots! Gives me lots of faith in a self driving vehicle..Hell NO!

[@brien656]

Yesterday fix it,.today trash it and get another. And then what do I get for the old one? 50 cents.

[@johncodmore]

That's why you need a global 'Right to repair' law. Stop them making disposable shit. And FU Apple too.

[@MarshPost]

I just played a match where I was a hellcat with a 75mm in a T-7 game. I survived, killed two, did 1600 damage and 1500 spotting and damage 7 vehicles, got first class and spotter, 1050 experience. You would never show that but it is one of my best, oh I won the game with my tactics, plus I don't know how to send videos cause I'm an old man who never became computer literate

[@AlaskanRNFL]

Juneau is the capital, Skagway like Juneau can only be accessed by ferry or plane. You can land in Haines and drive up thru Canada to Anchorage.

[@alanmcpherson1623]

no. there is a road into Skagway

[@TheRealPulverize]

Funny to see for a Unicum to have that load of crap equipped on a BC-25-T xD

[@Marty_Soundwerk]

Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. We blame everything but ourselves for our mistakes - especially technology.

[@BeforeDear]

The only way that muricans went to the Moon 50 years ago is in a Hollywood studio.

[@briant9251]

Spamming gold in the T-57 Wallet warrior in action.

[@osmanidris8494]

A ton of extra flammable batteries moving on those streets are so idiotic. In case of an accident those vehicles might blown to bits if the battery casing got a little bit damaged and lithium inside starts chain reaction if contact to humidity in the air.

[@HanneBychen]

The capital of Alaska isn't Anchorage, its Juneau.

[@theodordan680]

why is the video sped up..?

[@wisestwan9343]

These are by far the best vids Claus, "I am the greatest WOT player ever"... Classic

[@spider3701]

Omg Claus, i know im way late seeing this but this explains soooo much. I regrettably stop playing tanks because of mod/cheats use going on freely throughout WoT. Its no wonder these knobs play the way they do. I appreciate your videos/game play commentary to expose the truth about these kind of low life simpletons who have nothing better to do to trash everything they get their dirty rat excrement covered hands on. Thank you Mr Kellerman

[@engimoore2374]

As soon as I hear the a-hole music start up, I push the volume to 11.

[@sasha642]

I live east side of rockies sort of in Flathead Valley Claus and I agree with you the dumbing down of America..

[@byrnemeister2008]

Well on the other hand we do have Nuclear powered robots driving around on Mars and have had for a decade. Pretty cool. We have also had a space station with people in it, continuously, for 20 years. Also pretty cool.

[@kasmackba]

Today on the Claus Kellerman show; Old man shouts at clouds.

[@calenelenotso-mau7848]

I never wanted to become an expert. An expert is only a drip under pressure. 😉

[@andrzejdemski5980]

Claus, you should be happy that Hewlet-packard is merciful enough to limit its list of products to printers alone. Imagine manual detonation of a satellite before it landed on the moon because credit card attached to NASA file has expired.

[@deanwiese6836]

Clause. If we can’t land an unmanned probe on the moon today what makes you think we actually landed 6 times in the sixxties and seventies.

[@Roland2665]

I don't know, seeing as today's smart toaster has more computer power than all of NASA back in the day. Maybe we just had more guts back then and were willing to take a chance on the cheap.

[@toddtaylor6506]

To recap, they launched a garbage can at the Moon, and it made it there successfully .... HUZZAH !!!

[@gbusrt6592]

Not NASA but CASA .... Claus Authoritative Space Administration :P

[@filipebimba]

True true true... All true. Children are being sabotaged 😢😢😢

[@bubbahclem6133]

I am fairly certain that had they bought it a bear skin hoodie then things would have been fine.

[@grunty999]

wait till the warranty expires and they call with directions to the junk yard 🤣 E-WASTE you may just get away with leaving in your nearest bestbuy parking lot

[@2tone209]

AY UP CLAUS

[@jeffms5068]

Hey Claus - I would posit the problem isn't so much one of technology as it is one of consumerism. Companies can't make a profit if they sell you a widget that lasts for 15 or 20 years - the unit cost would be too high - so they arrange through clever manipulation of our psychology to convince you to buy the next new shiny thing each year, just like WG or Apple with the new iPhone each year, or the next new OBJECT. BTW, landing on the moon IS tricky, especially for a fully autonomous vehicle. Remember Neil Armstrong only had about 30 seconds of fuel left when he landed EAGLE on the Moon because he took MANUAL control to avoid large boulders. And yes, the horizontal vector is SUPPOSED to be zero before touchdown. But...stuff happens.

[@stryker120ski4]

the 57 players must be having a seizer when he is playing with the random movements of the tank and looking around the tank, like what the hell with players looking in out around and random movements

[@edgarasvas]

Throwing stone with adequate mechanism to the moon, it would land the same-succesfully.

[@williambrennan4577]

Hi Claus, you must always remember it’s always LOW BID that gets the job

[@RK-j4p]

You hit it right on nose all the time.

[@kole5084]

Anchorage is not capitol of Alaska

[@ClausKellerman]

yes my mistake

[@salaciousone]

Doyouknow what it is?

[@kalaharimine]

Yep, it's been downhill since 1969, but don't worry the bots will take over.

[@robertwhitehead8671HMCS]

Try Vermont and upper New York State very nice in summer

[@ricetanzania4148]

about the moon landing: did you know There is some kind of statement of Kubrick he filmed it..on the earth?

[@ivanakrajc9786]

we got soo smart that we become to lazy.That looks to me is the problem today