You Lost! Therefore...

[@billybobjohnroane1692]

Yes, bring out the "You Lost therefore you Suck" t-shirt!

[@Evil_Fester]

YES!!!!

[@dopeytripod]

you cant use that...the "Only Fans Games" already uses it

[@grantderue]

I would buy this! I would also buy a "Low Roll!" t-shirt. How about a Claus-face-pattern polo?

[@KOS762]

I would love a shirt like that. I am a plumber and I have this shirt I wear that says "Great Nipples"... It's an advertisement to the plumbing supply store I goto, to say how good their short pipes with threads on both sides are. Or better known as nipples. Plumbing has a lot of terms like that. Such as... Ball cock, sill cock, rim holes, gas cocks, drip legs, float balls, blow bags, dope, pull out sprayer, and pipe snake. LOL these are very offensive technical terms used in plumbing. I have had people tell me that my shirts offend them. I tell them, "yah stupid people do get offended from my shirts a lot." I love my job. lol OH!! I thought of one more.... The funniest one yet. Snap in cock hole cover. LOL That is the plug that goes on the top of a kitchen sink, when your not using one of the holes, such as the soap dispenser. I love telling the customer that one. lol

[@RAMelloh-ij5sl]

That "finger pointing look" cracked me up. Thanks for the morning laugh, Claus.

[@mikewilson3169]

The mother-in-law was not amused by the Happy F*cking Holidays t-shirt. Worth every penny and more!

[@melangellatc1718]

I've had three mothers-in-law... I wish I had these t-shirts for all!

[@mikewilson3169]

@@melangellatc1718 I now have two. Can't say it's all bad.

[@ernestpaul2484]

Ya know Claus, I listen to and actually sometimes watch these videos of yours (I do really watch them). And as I do I am either eating my breakfast or doing my morning meds, I just have to smile as I listen to your narrative. Such as "this is the platoon from hell". Without even looking up at the screen, the picture is engrained in my mind.

[@20RCH]

I do like the same. I don’t need to watch the game. Just listen to the topic of the day 😅

[@christopherhurt1715]

I can't give you a thumbs up because you can't say tortoise correctly

[@andrewduke1489]

Same same lol

[@allanbeck4634]

​@@christopherhurt1715 Claus gets a pass on his strange pronunciations. He's a Canuck and can't help it.

[@MarkWilkinson-jl2ef]

I want the "What the hell is the Grille doing there!" shirt, or "Get off my hill!" and it has a Leopard pushing a Grille off a ledge.

[@AndrewCbasket-t5j]

T-shirt idea - A busted up broken tank, facing away from claus, but its turret is looking back and has a busted cannon…give it sad eyes…. Then claus, is standing there with his pointer finger of shame…pointing away like the dog shit in the house…”you lost, therefore you Suck!”

[@stevecastellarin698]

I LOVE the idea of a "You Lost Therefore You Suck!" t-shirt!! That would be a great addition to the "Happy F*n Holiday" t-shirt!! I'd happily wear it! And that would be an awesome idea - wearing it under my team jersey then pull that off to show the other fans "You Lost Therefore You Suck!" . That would be epic!!!

[@deprintraficadunate5325]

About T-Shirt: it is a great idea. . And your "angry" face on it would be greatly appreciated 😁😁

[@Nandos_very_perry]

I’d personally love to have a coffee mug with some funny quotes

[@mikedeaton6416]

Picture Michael Wittman standing in the turret of his Tiger over the words "You lost, therefore you suck!"

[@jameslanning8405]

The "You lost, therefore you suck," Tee shirt, should be a pic of someone paying WG to play this fricking game!

[@ParasiticAngel7651]

The t-shirt sounds great. I would add a burning tank and a pic of you pointing and and the face you made in this video. Keep-em laughing 😂😂

[@Lordstinkyfinger]

The 1st battle performance is in a way the reason why I researched the badger but never bothered purchasing it.. the tortoise is perfection

[@matthewschauenburg]

Years ago, I had a shirt I loved, black with bold white letters saying Your Favorite Band Sucks!

[@20RCH]

Simpson episode Mr Plow is one of my favourites.

[@kevinclark492]

The shirt should be a screenshot of moment 7:15 of this video.

[@wingman1936]

Good morning, all, Finally Friday! Whoot! Whoot! another great episode, two climatic games, entertaining commentary that included, fashion design complete with textile selection variables. Ya pretty great start... Cheers all!!

[@kallbrand]

I like listening to Claus' ramblings. A well of wisdom with the most unexpected breaks for singing.

[@edgross9874]

I watch your channel to learn gems of WoT wisdom. Your interesting and entertaining banter is secondary to that.

[@randyprentice9292]

Entertaining as ever, I watch first thing every morning to get my Claus humour. Keep up the good work man!

[@ClausKellerman]

Thanks for the support!

[@johnnynielsen3006]

A picture of a tank perched on a hilltop futilely spinning its chains in the air with the text below: ''You had one job'' A picture of a shot up tank with lots of holes, smoke coming out and two bustes chains: ''No fun for you'' A surrounded shot up tank with 2-3 tanks around with the heavenly text above: RNG giveth and RNG taketh it away...

[@Chrisf206]

Those plow looking things on the front are mine clearing devices to protect the tracks

[@rkskdevildog1218]

I will 100% buy a “you lost therefore you suck” shirt! The most versatile shirt a human could own!

[@GeoffreyIronfist]

Good games. About your theory, the other day the enemy team capped and our team responded by going around the map counter-clockwise. We lost.

[@TheBigCat2001]

Always good for a laugh. Thanks CK

[@eden3d609]

"You lost therefore you suck" in a nice red heart. For the ladies.

[@thecellulontriptometer4166]

Another day, another chance to watch Claus tell us about the world(of tanks).

[@YoungerFuthark]

In NASCAR, "if you're not 1st you're last!".

[@rogerblumenstein1238]

The Tortoise is the better Badger - so I sorted Badger out.

[@Lordstinkyfinger]

You cant improve on perfection but you can put tracks on a bunker and call it a job well done

[@chrishill1286]

I live at the other end of that turtle shell, mine bounce mine don't pen, always minus one to two tiers, therefore I SUCK.

[@ParodyOfReason]

Knit me an oven mitt with that on it and I'll buy it.

[@russwoodward8251]

All the Tortoise needed to do was back up! Ack. I need a hoody Claus, I have like a hundred T shirts. A "You Lost..." hoody? I would buy. That shoot out from hill to hill in the second game was fun to watch.

[@Stardusted]

Tying flies all day & night, just now got here.

[@generalpublic3744]

A suggestion for the "You lost therefore you suck" T shirt, Claus should be featured as an "Anime" type drawing with his "pointing at you" stance. I think it would have the cartoon hero impact! Just saying.

[@defiantraven7915]

To do 9k in a tortoise you need a team of enemy Muppets to sit in front of you

[@Lirchicus]

I don't even play WOT anymore, but I will buy a "You lost! therefore you suck!" tee shirt, if you make one!

[@ashleybarnett3390]

yes,welease the t-shirt qwickly!

[@liam.snart.]

Centuwion!

[@chucksydlo776]

Make sure there is a tank on the shirt "Because I was talking about this game".

[@Bibble_is_mineheh]

I want "Welcome to Canada the 51st state"

[@Smallbore40X]

Your "You Lost Therefore You Suck" T-shirt would be great. Dress like Donald Sutherland in Kelly's Heros for the picture.

[@wulfcogle9988]

On Soccer=Football. I tend to see a repeating pattern in history. Those who invent something, tend to name that thing. Thus Football.

[@susanvannorden6845]

If you can’t be handsome, might as well be handy

[@jameslanning8405]

ArganON, you inspired me today! Was I not entertained!? "Yes! Most certainly!" 07

[@stevewebster5729]

I love my Tortoise, I have lettuce in may garage to feed it. But have been having a lot of results like that one - you dominate your teams scoring, but they are so bad that you still lose. WG has 'soft-nerfed' the mighty Tortoise 😞

[@aoli7313]

Clearing landmines!

[@captainkyrkis2908]

I would buy such a t-shirt, depending on delivery cost to Europe. But I would love one

[@allanbeck4634]

T-shirt definitely needs the angry old man!

[@The-Repository]

I will vote for the grumpy Claus face on the shirt.

[@BlackKnight-zd2ri]

Love the Tshirt idea

[@W0lframAlpha8133]

It should have the classic 15 - 5 result along with you lost therefore you suck.

[@jackfortyfour1435]

Yes, the t-shirt, 'You lost, therefore you suck'.

[@oldreliables60]

I lost, therefore I am died. 💀 😂

[@MightyOrange-x6w]

Don't stop... Believing...

[@danpope106]

I think you should make "What's wrong with you?" tshirts myself. It would be useful in so many situations

[@allensanders5535]

i've bought 3 of them 1 for me and 2 for my 2 son-in-laws.

[@cb3391]

T-shirt: od green, with exploding tank. " You lost" above pic. " Therefore you suck" underneath pic

[@cb3391]

I need a 3xl 4 xl if cotton

[@cb3391]

Any tank with a plow should have a yellow, black camo with a black cat insignia. 🚧 Cat Diesel power! ☕😉💭👍

[@tycorcoran4490]

Do not have the T shirt. but have the mug. It comes in very useful

[@mixalisvatraxopoulos8203]

a nice t-shirt would be a grillie with screen not hit icon

[@nailbombx2311]

Very disappointed in the playerbase! How Dare you not have a rocket powered tank at the start of the battle!

[@Interdector]

Why not both? The tank destroyed below and the big angry face over it

[@richardworrell8622]

Your t-shirt needs a post game tile, with 10 kills in a defeat! Should be plenty out there for ya.

[@professorwot]

U make a WoT shirt with a picture of an exploding tank and the saying under it and I'll definitely buy 1 Claus.

[@robotbattalion1701]

Tortle soup

[@christopherholladay918]

Claus Kellerman , unfriended by WarGaming and not gifted any loot boxes for Xmas . WOT they lost, therefore they suck

[@scottbennett6200]

Love to see that shirt!!! Great idea Claus!! PLEASE PUT TRUDEAU ON IT!!!! LOL

[@sammysparkbyxa]

YES DEF THE "YOU LOST - THERE FOR YOU SUCK" Tshirt!!!!!!! YES YES YES INSTA BUY!

[@20RCH]

I’ll buy a T-shirt ”you loose that’s why you suck!” And ”spooting…” Spooting should be your face with binoculars. And your eyes should look left and right.

[@siduspulverem2001]

Why is the graphics better now?

[@Thevmaxrider]

Def need the shirt!!!!

[@jeffms5068]

Hey Claus - You wascally wabbit you. Of course, we all need a "You lost; therefore, you Suck" T-shirt! However, I'm ambivalent about the accompanying picture. You should probably use what's chosen by the majority of the community, but my choice would be a thoroughly demolished tank since WoT is the primary reason we're all here.

[@Oxy_Cotton]

T Shirt, U lost therefore u suck, WoT!

[@toddchenard2332]

You need to make a tshirt saying make your Bush bushy and The MUFFIN MAN

[@davidjorgenson]

I'd buy that shirt!

[@dughuff8825]

Definitely do the t-shirt!

[@dopeytripod]

what about a t-shirt that says I THINK WE NEED THAT AS A T-SHIRT

[@ScottCrouse]

Number the shirts so you can know what number of fan you are to Claus. haha

[@marcovalenzuela-rk7ff]

yes a t-shirt pls, great idea

[@2tone209]

AY UP CLAUS

[@kenmayo6906]

Great stuff but I have no luck with mine 😢

[@Zombywoof92553]

Stop sobbing

[@ZephKin]

"You Lost Therefore You Suck" needs to be accompanied by a cartoon guy pointing and laughing at whoever's in front of the person wearing the t-shirt. LOL HAHAHA Edit: the little cartoon guy needs to look like they're partying very hard and enjoying the loser's suffering. xD

[@vincentwiddershoven2122]

Would LOVE a shirt like that!!! But... do you also ship to the Netherlands??? 🤔

[@melangellatc1718]

Highest quality that Underwear Gnomes can make?

[@brucegoodwin634]

Good video Claus!

[@arki791]

Or maybe better " you didn't pay💰 therefore you suck"

[@tonymctony]

Why do you need animation software to draw a static picture? Are you going to be making t-shirts with moving pictures?

[@cwilkey6498]

Yes, do the t-shirt!!!!!

[@GamerAddictFrank]

Comment, Comment, Comment!!! T-Shirt would be cool. I love my tortoise, its a blast even if you are bottom tier.

[@kendale4638]

And two shitters in the T110e4 as normal and most likely BOTS

[@pauldockins9635]

That actually would be a good T-shirt, with your face would be more coverage then just a tank.

[@RM-eo4iz]

Don't think Trudeau will be winning much any time soon - didn't he resign last week? Anyway, t shirt idea is great, but I worry that here in Wales (UK) it might lead to some unintended dental work🙂

[@ronporter610]

Shirts are way too expensive especially after postage. Not sure how much you make, but someone is making a killing... Love the idea tho!

[@Amputationsbesteck]

So where can I buy this T-shirt? Do you have it ordered yet? No? Well, then YOU Lost, Therefore YOU SUCK! 😛

[@billsanders5869]

I want one

[@melangellatc1718]

How about, "You voted for Trump... You SUCK!"? Jerry/USofA

[@claudespeaks]

So you only wash your shirts twice a year?

[@goaway7346]

Speaking of photos, funny story... A friend of mine (yes really, not me) tried to go to his favourite porn site yesterday and he couldn't get access until he proved he was over 18 years of age. There were a few options, but he thought submitting a photo was the safest way to go. So, he uploaded a photo of Elon Musk. Not how Musk looks now, but when he was a teenager with a receding hairline (before the hair transplant). To my friend's surprise, it was accepted! I suspect the porn site doesn't actually look at the photo, but just lets you in. Either that, or it thinks that anyone with a receding hairline must be over 18. Lol.

[@swedishbob_7315]

1 in 1000 games is like this... lmao. 100% cotton... sounds like a plan... so don't lose or you Suck!

[@KOS762]

Great games. Win/lose... who cares. Damage is all that matters in this game.