Clinton Baptiste (Alex Lowe)

Legendary phenomena and pyschic, Clinton Baptiste.

[@TradingCardsAndMore]

"I'm getting the word...nonce" This is the best line in tv history hands down

[@referee844]

Absolutely right.

[@obii2922]

What does it mean?

[@jordanamos9707]

It’s a English word for paedophile

[@knotsandcrosses1]

It's when he's channelling Michael Jackson.

[@arthurtwoshedsjackson6266]

The way he delivers the line makes it funny

[@MrBearcub300]

" I'm getting the word nonce " absolute quality.

[@MickyMuffMuncher]

Alan Brown possibly my favourite line from any tv show or movie ever

[@philtaylor3098]

I'm absolutely in tears at that one.

[@SkyDigital_01]

U look like a nonce Alan

[@SkyDigital_01]

Martin Fagan ok Fagey lad

[@jackmullen9114]

Alan Brown ikr it’s class

[@chriscole4092]

Probably the greatest and most memorable cameo role in British comedy. Pure gold.

[@rosshaugh7937]

Hear hear..

[@samholden4171]

Love his voice when he says "all right"lol😁

[@jollygood9183]

I always say "Y'all right". But, it just sounds better from a manc than a scouser.

[@mandyjudkins1913]

Check out the podcasts. Comedy classics

[@bingefeller]

When he walks on stage you'd expect a man with a big deep booming voice.

[@Mysticprima]

This is one of the funniest moments in the series for me, right from the opening line. “I’m getting the name John. Is there a John in the audience?” Like you wouldn’t get a “John” in a working men’s club. 😂

[@willbrightmore1737]

Mysticprima Even before that! Y’all right

[@justinjha]

I would have gone with Dave to be honest. Everyone knows a Dave.

[@jcowley0227]

What series

[@swanningabout]

That's the joke...

[@davehoward22]

True

[@charliecooper7458]

2:49 is what you came for

[@user-mn3pb7mj9i]

You mean you didn't enjoy the rest of my show?

[@simon201063]

As accurate and savage a parody of Derek Acorah as you will ever see.

[@Delmothop]

That's better Sam

[@sovaine]

Is there a John in the audience...classic

[@GVGames1986]

My Dad's called John! Wow psychic!

[@Wally-H]

This was, still is and always will be absolutely brilliant comedy. Bloody hilarious.

[@aidanmagill6769]

How the hell Little Britain won awards ahead of this, I'll never know. You watch one episode of Little Britain and you've seen them all.

[@LL-uw6sm]

Cos them southerners cant get northern humour and culture..they cant get this the wrkn men clubs them cockneys not got a clue.

[@alfredbottombattaock6397]

very true pal

[@matthewsmith3956]

@@LL-uw6sm I'm a Southerner and find it highly funny.

[@Rai_S82]

@@LL-uw6sm what a load of nonsense! I live in London and Phoenix Nights is EASILY in my top ten comedy shows!! Absolutely quality stuff.

[@monky_dust]

Gay lobby.

[@donaldduck7915]

“ Hands up who can’t have children ? “ ……… Does me every time !!!!

[@Raza-LD]

0:30 - “Y’arite?” 😂

[@raminybhatti5740]

The "ey, oh" line gets me every single time. It's throwaway but brilliant, as if he's being overwhelmed by a horde of spirits desperate to communicate with their loved ones.

[@leec6424]

If anyone doesn't cry with laughter when he says I'm getting the word nonce they should be ashamed x

[@Bewareofthedog69]

Hands up who can't have children?

[@kmclfc]

Love the way he slips when getting on his stool at the beginning

[@BREN70S]

Yes it's accidentally on purpose lol.

[@deputybluevein93]

Excellent observation

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

The way he points at the first fella telling him he has something be ashamed of, he clicks his fingers and points, haha.

[@davidganning8699]

Mint

[@romacechina]

Hey Mouth!

[@johnbusst200]

“You’ve gotta be cruel to be kind !”

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

John Busst "its them, they can't handle the truth"...!

[@richardmccann425]

Spirits are very strong tonight....

[@Tony-fg7dc]

Brilliant! Clinton should have his own show!

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

Lazarou Lazarou that would've been a great spin off wouldn't it?

[@BURTTHEGURT]

Tony listen to his podcasts

[@viceminerrr4802]

He does went to see him Last night at the Bolton Albert Hall very funny 😁

[@frankboothsedated.7054]

It's his dyed blond mullet that creases me.

[@johnnyrico3763]

Don't worry love.... you'll still be able to visit

[@jamesfield2442]

You can walk... Best line ever!!!

[@epsilonalphaargo1948]

Interestingly, Peter Kay has stated that there was an abandoned subplot that Brian Potter could actually walk. I wonder if the "you can walk" line was a leftover remnant of this?

[@petergreen2552]

"Don't shoot the messenger. I'm only telling you what the spirits are telling me". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Stevieboy74]

Saw his live stage show tonight in Leicester Square London, was brilliant, so funny. He saved the “I’m getting a word” gag for Prince Andrew lol

[@mickmouse3513]

Not enough of this kind of stuff on the telly anymore.

[@sircumference5032]

thank heavens for youtube and people with a GSOH !

[@deputybluevein93]

There's none at all. This decade alone has put Chubby Brown out of work. He stated that he literally can't make a joke without offending somebody

[@TallulahLawksley75]

This was always so much funnier than The Office and Little Britain. Love this show.

[@hedkandicaine]

Ah' ya arhiiite? Cracks me up everytime

[@jammysivile4378]

Y'arite?!

[@Barryfromwatfordclips]

Barry Glitter "I'm getting the word...."

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

Barry Glitter best part.

[@jmcc8718]

lmao

[@andydavies3993]

Cracks me up every time

[@petergreen2552]

Comedy platinum. So many brilliant lines in this clip. Classic

[@spikemarsden]

I'm so proud of my hometown. I had my first birthday at St Gregory's (where the set of Phoenix Nights was)

[@moonshiner3223]

CLINTON BAPTISTE!!.....Y'all riiight 😂😂😂

[@deputybluevein93]

That intro, followed by his unexpected voice that follows is just comedy gold Spike and Kay together was just genius. Its just ashame in the end that one had shaft the other

[@Slavenmierech]

What happened?

[@pupskin123]

I love the fact they applauded the whole entrance....fantastic....😅

[@petergreen2552]

Y'all right? 😂 Comedy platinum. "Right. Hands up who can't have children" Classic.

[@andyw9255]

"Can ya read minds? Read this" 😂

[@johnskelt1648]

“Feelin it very strongly... over ere....”

[@leebentley6903]

I'm from Bolton and wish it was really like this.

[@scouserpeter]

Lee Bentley it is 😂

[@shhhplease1050]

Blair's Britain and the EU have messed everything up.

[@johnwick-vo7ig]

@@shhhplease1050 we'll be speaking Russian if Corbyn has his way the commie shithouse.

[@paulmckernan7518]

Thank you good buddy. Goes unnoticed.

[@jcc-ve8mo]

I'm getting the word ... nonce. Never ever tires me ...I laugh hard every single time .

[@w8m4n]

The Clinton Baptiste paranormal podcast is brilliant, give it a listen folks!

[@virginiaevans9016]

I've just found out about these podcasts after loving Clinton since Phoenix and have listened to them all back to back! Totally hilarious, makes me laugh all day. Thank you Alex Lowe - genius 🙌

[@streetsoundselectro124]

Fantastic comedy! I'm only tellin you what the spirits are tellin me!

[@countteddy]

my wife used to go to piskick evenings like this........12 quid a ticket....

[@shaundustystringer3656]

Pure gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@petergreen2552]

"Don't shoot the messenger". 😂

[@harrytd]

Classic! Absolute classic!

[@jazzbands5608]

Sonia is wearing a chain with an S on it. lol

[@andrewhowarth2931]

Never noticed that before! Cheers!

[@BREN70S]

That's Peter Kay's wife .

[@andrewball5111]

All the times I've watched this scene and never noticed that! Brilliant lol

[@ivorharden]

"Hands up, Who can't have children" ....... SAVAGERY

[@kevinflaherty9669]

Brilliant

[@VAPIDISM]

The best and most accurate psychic ever.

[@tropicalpalmtree]

It's got to be based on Derek acorah 😂

[@duncy90]

hilarious i wish this comedy was still going

[@stevenparker9192]

Love it

[@andrewball5111]

"You gotta be cruel to be kind" lol

[@joannethompson7313]

He has his own podcast now and it’s very funny

[@thethirteenthdoctor1716]

"HANDS UP WHO CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kevyelyod1211]

I nearly died from laughing at this OMG top class comedy

[@redsky106]

Guys a legend ,.,best character in the show

[@oliveraeternus3285]

Brilliant :)

[@benshaw3286]

I’m fucking crying my eyes out

[@mxtch_h4249]

2:45 absolute classic

[@clavdig]

Alex has got a Baptiste podcast, check it out. Yer alrite?

[@furthestlobster4680]

This kills me every time

[@noyes7804]

2:48 willene fans will be looking for this

[@dankmemer8557]

2:48 is what you came for.

[@liliangunn5737]

Always magic. Im laughing out loud.😆

[@markorollo.]

Thought it was Bradley Walsh in the thumbnail

[@gregconway736]

"Its them. They can't handle the truth".

[@davemurphy491]

Hands up who can't have children 😂😂

[@stewally8355]

Pure gold 🤣🤣

[@vitterpup]

Can’t breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emilyross06]

Golden

[@ZuluRomeo]

"You can walk." Burn 😜

[@lengthmuldoon]

If people don't believe in psychics after this they're not the full shilling. Bet the first woman left that shifty fella for keeping secrets.

[@BREN70S]

Yeah you could just picture him getting out of a prison van with a newspaper over his head , well dodgy .

[@CHRISTISKINGOFORDE]

The 63 people who disliked got the word "nonce"

[@MultiGal1]

you've got to be cruel to be kind

[@thethirteenthdoctor1716]

2:52 i just love the look on the bloke in the green jacket's face

[@cheeks6310]

"y'alrighhh"

[@nolslifegren]

Now then Prince Andrew , uv not been well have you love ? Am gerrinthewurd ...

[@liverpoolfootballclub914]

But she was young in herself wasn’t she?!?

[@joelshevlin7939]

Got a sudden craving for a minty biscuit.

[@TMillsMusic]

Comedy gold!

[@Whatthaonabout]

Fkn hilarious

[@bobstar6837]

Yaaaaarrrriight🤣🤣🤣

[@simonfrost1976]

Ey,oh😑😑😑...I’M GETTING A VOICE!

[@derekcoe9633]

“Hey mouth!” 😂

[@dajvebikinus861]

You...can walk

[@teddysheckler1817]

"Hands up, who can't have children?"

[@somename99]

When Peter Kay wasn't shit.

[@samholden4171]

somename99 He is now especially in car share tv series it's crap.

[@uktvcool]

because Dave Spikey wrote most of it

[@petergreen2552]

This is my favourite clip of P N along with the inflatable filth bouncy castle. 😂

[@Klynch111]

Y'all right

[@jasonantigua6825]

When he said,you can walk! I thought that was a little sniff at something that may have been revealed in another series.

[@Barryfromwatfordclips]

It was going to be a theme in Series One that Brian could actually walk, but they decided against it. There are still a few vague references to it in other episodes.

[@markheap278]

Fucking brilliant!😂😂😂😂👌

[@betrousaltaweel]

Derek Acorah

[@iadoredavey]

Barry from Watford

[@DeanMoxley87]

i see a man he's either very tall or stood on a box

[@ThisAintNews]

Im getting..... Tom Cruise...He says....the chops are ready, not too much mint sauce.

[@user-zr3pj5tk7k]

22 knob heads out there, congratulations 🎊

[@viceminerrr4802]

S C 33 now, they must be phoning a friend twats they are no sense of humour

[@Makina-99]

CLINTON BAPTISTE!!.........

[@bigphil2053]

Didn't realise Prince Andrew was in the audience

[@ZuluRomeo]

Pyskick 😂

[@_v-.]

You gotta be cruel to be kind. Don't shoot the messenger, I'm only telling you what the spirits are telling me. Now hands up who can't have children 😂😂😂

[@chazdingle9810]

Hahahahaha comedy GOLD