Clips from Family Guy's Something Something Something Dark Side

Some parts that I liked from the movie, maybe not the best ones

[@PEB983]

"YOU have business cards?!"

[@Mr.Z2311]

@@Zeonthebrave no I don't want- oh my god, that chocolate chip cookie looks like the death star haha

[@HigHrvatski]

Paul Butler A cookie business has a bigger budget than the Galactic Empire. Maybe that will teach them not to blow the budget on moon sized space station and big ass planet destroying lazer beams.

[@silvertrimhill9844]

@@HigHrvatski Be Thrawn Trying to get funding for ti defenders to wipe out rebel fighters Emperor going trough mid life crisis want to bolw up planets to satiate his ego No money left in the bugget Cookie business sounds good right now

[@rockyrodriguez4244]

I'm so proud of this comment thread😂😂👏👏

[@lanabrown2541]

haha

[@joshuakorynta3385]

Stewie Vader looks like a POP Funko figure.

[@jesuusch]

Joshua Korynta Seth McFarland predicted the future

[@mousermind]

I misread that as Stevie Wonder for some reason. xD

[@Nate-bd8fg]

Joshua Korynta so uh, what gives with the profile picture?

[@Nate-bd8fg]

PixelGhost yeah I know, I want a link to it

[@divergentdreams1951]

@@loganbauerr He desires the sauce

[@dylanlee45alien]

I can totally relate to that scene with the car passing through

[@bilalc4415]

dylanlee45alien and unfortunately I can relate to the drunk guy interrupting your conversation over dumb shit!

[@greglemieux9809]

Hahaaahaaaaaa,haaaahaaaaaaahaa,hhhaaaa, that was pretty funny.

[@adamwelch4336]

Me too! Had to take light saber car breaks as a kid! 😂

[@scarbourgeoisie]

Pure street hockey of the 70's where I grew up.

[@elg4192]

Game On!

[@davis9502]

Hearing stewie's voice coming out of Darth Vader's helmet is like watching Spaceballs.

[@yobamagaming4168]

That is the best parody movie

[@upland77]

We ain't found shit!

[@dylandevlin2102]

@@upland77 yes one of the best lines in the movie

[@abigailhowe8302]

@@upland77 I gotta feel like all the "black jokes" from Cleveland-D2, especially Tattooine related jokes, are an homage to this bit from Spaceballs XD Brooks, absolute genius of comedy, he is~

[@TheZamaron]

Honestly I think Stewie looks adorable as Vader.

[@Luke-kc9li]

Kendall Shafer 72 females liked your comment

[@saffy771]

I know, right? He looks so cute as tiny Darth Vader :D

[@kierafurneaux3172]

better than Hayden Christensen

[@DJZOMBIE_2323]

@@Luke-kc9li 854 now

[@swgirl7832]

Tiny Darth Vader... So cute

[@MrRock4evr]

"WONDER WOMUUUUN!!!"

[@KandiKlover]

Stewie is a pretty cool vader. Hope they make more star war episodes now.

[@najarintheoverowrldermuge6568]

@@KandiKlover Disney owns Lucasfilms so if they wouldn't let him do Aladdin then this is dead too sadly :(

[@gamer832xbox3]

@@najarintheoverowrldermuge6568 well Disney now own family guy now so it a chance

[@KarmaStrikesGames]

@@gamer832xbox3 I hope that's not true

[@ShockMe1994]

Consuela Gaming It is true, you must’ve been living under a rock for the past year & a half, Disney purchased Fox, which means they own part of The Simpsons & Family Guy, Disney knows what they’re doing, they aren’t going to change anything, they said that about 9 months ago, nothing will change.

[@user-xg8yy7yl1d]

"maybe i could make him go bi but all the way is going to be tough"

[@nomad8049]

I love being bi in this modern age

[@seanthesecond9685]

Bruh saaaame. I love the “dark side”

[@antekmoniek7077]

Wait, If I’m bi, I’m both Jedi and Sith?

[@eliczek6142]

@Thor Odinson he's or she's bi, so it isn't GAY but only like 50% GAY.

[@adamc2451]

It got even better when he goes “oh to the dark side? Oh oh the force” and you know what he meant with dark side

[@catandogclone7880]

“You have business cards? You’re a stormtrooper, there’s like a million of you, why do you need business cards”

[@dreademperor2094]

They're for my cookie business

[@matthewdoherty803]

I dont want one oh oh that cookie looks like a death star hahahahah

[@TwiggyArmstrong]

@@matthewdoherty803 yes, lord Vader. The shield will be down in moments. You may start your landing

[@sebastianmarrufo4679]

@@TwiggyArmstrong Excellent We'll prepare for our Descent.. Hey Consuela, NO CLEANING in the hologram No cleaning in the SHUT THAT OFF!.

[@LiyemEanapay]

I completely forgot about the guy who took Luke's hand. 😂

[@DanBen07]

Liam Green Yeah I've not seen that before on TV

[@CaptainRexCT--rd7eq]

Fun fact it turns out Luke went back to Bespin and Looked for his Lightsaber turns out an Ughnaut stole it, you know he's one of the Pig People.

[@D3vilB4sket]

I never noticed that until now

[@sam11182]

It was sent to Africa because it is a delicacy there to have a jedi hand that has been marinated in the force

[@0n3z]

Chris’ *

[@peterbilttrucker2035]

0:15 The middle of Peter’s glasses are gone

[@windmillwilly]

Good

[@themenace2065]

Can’t unsee that now 😂

[@creapyalbinofish]

0:25 is when it comes back.

[@harrisonfarnsworth4739]

creapyalbinofish must’ve been at drawing board.

[@jacobmartinez2351]

Cinema sins would be proud

[@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058]

Emperor: “i’m gonna need you to find him and turn him” Stewie: “really? Maybe I can make him go bi but all the way is gonna be tough” Emperor: “no i mean turn him to the dark side” Stewie: “yeah well that’s what I thought you- oh of the force?” Emperor: “yeah”

[@Max-hp5wj]

JakkuWolf Insomnia “the dark side” lol 😂

[@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058]

Derrick Henry 😂

[@Enterprise-D666]

Stewie: I'll get him over to the dark side. I'll just show him our recruiting video.

[@matthewritterson484]

😂

[@jay_vng]

This bit is just GENIUS.

[@Thepopcornator]

That chocolate chip cookie that looks like the Death Star better be crumbly :P

[@schwarzerritter5724]

It is incredibly hard, unless you bite it at the exact right spot.

[@dereksavage3416]

Schwarzer Ritter That sounds so wrong x3

[@zoomerjack5435]

Is that exact spot the exhaust port?

[@DukeDarkshadow]

Awwwwwww!!! Too soon???

[@daddycloyster4896]

@That One Person What sort of kink is that!? Bite it till its not hard anymore!?

[@vjapple3083]

Making Stewie Vader is still the best thing they could’ve done. It just so oddly fits so well.

[@redacted2275]

It's Rick Moranis' version of Vader with a fake British accent, that's all. 🤷‍♂️

[@tiaaaron3278]

I wish they did more with him.

[@tashaswan3756]

3:23 probably the funniest part

[@cone5503]

n O p E

[@7473R]

That number of likes...

[@angelic_disappointment7889]

It’s the silence after the nope and then Chris just falling through the shaft that adds it all together

[@xsylveonx3245]

"wonder woman " and "okayyyy ( at the end) " is my favourite

[@arthurwhite3905]

2:46-3:56

[@thetdmzack2929]

Haha.

[@Spiderguy-rl6uw]

2:55 CAR! CAR COMING! (car passes by) We're clear. Every kid playing lightsaber battles in neighborhoods. (EDIT) Who remembers doing that when they were a kid?

[@miguelmora7405]

Yup! It made me laugh so much! Too relatable.

[@amitalkingtome8552]

And then hiding the sticks and acting like you haven't just played.

[@doominicytp4072]

oh i thought that was a wayne's world reference XD

[@Artuchu]

Yep lol

[@HypersonicWyvern]

Me

[@sasha_klnd]

- “I need you to turn him” -“We’ll maybe I can go bi but all the way might be tough” -“No, turn him to the dark side” -“We’ll yeah… OH, dark side of the force.”

[@snowthorn9112]

Sasha Klein h

[@LongHaulTrucker4Life]

*make him go bi*

[@jpsimeon8ify]

I dont get it

[@ZoeyCult]

@@jpsimeon8ify L

[@nicolasnunez8388]

Paulo Simeon sex

[@jediclonekag13]

Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader cracks me up every single time.

[@TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

I love that guy that laughs at the ice joke. Randomly wholesome.

[@captaincomrade3975]

could you explain what the joke is I don't get it

[@brianspeer3606]

@@captaincomrade3975 i think its like a guy coming up to you to sell cocaine might say you look like you could use some ice

[@rebelfriend1818]

@@captaincomrade3975 the humour comes from how ridiculous it is for someone to order ice when they live on a planet of ice

[@andromedaiscoming185]

ew a redditor

[@JB-zx2py]

When he said "that cookie looks just like the death star" I cracked up

[@Darthpathfinder]

This has more soul than the entire sequel films.

[@user-unos111]

And the funny thing is, the parodies of the last two movies were made when the staff was sick of doing Star Wars parodies.

[@rchaykovskiy]

What sequels are you talking about? There are only six films.

[@Gioylui]

These are the real sequels

[@jeffreyquinde6707]

Nah. These guys gave up after the first one.

[@Angelo-yr1en]

@@rchaykovskiythere’s 4 more bro

[@bradredford4846]

I like how McFarlane is Vader here and the Emperor in Robot Chicken.

[@bradredford4846]

Edit: Just found out he's both in Family Guy. Lol

[@MattKirk007]

3:18 still gets me every time 😂

[@GarciaGamer1000]

Hey bro, have you seen a hand come down here?

[@gangsterskull3357]

@@GarciaGamer1000 nope

[@GarciaGamer1000]

@@gangsterskull3357 0_0 AAAHHH-

[@arcadianstudios7705]

1:36 This has got to be my favorite part in this video

[@GarciaGamer1000]

Would you get some cookies from this stormtrooper?

[@arcadianstudios7705]

@@GarciaGamer1000 yeah

[@bowchickabowwowthatswhatmy3219]

i think the reason why the family guy star wars episodes are so good is because the jokes arent trying to be offensive or edgy theyre just genuinely funny

[@adrianafamilymember6427]

They’re past the point of trying and are just being the ‘family guy’. Now read what I said in peters voice with tone shifts and peters laugh constantly in the background.

[@domidium]

I think Peter's "dad" should have been the emperor.

[@Anonymous-yq6wy]

it was

[@espaguedoomer]

+Keanan Fraser PETER'S dad

[@Anonymous-yq6wy]

+doutorbin I thought his father in-law I've never seen his dad soo

[@binnyplayssupersmashbrosse4044]

+domidium you mean peter because chris is luke and peter is han. but it kinda makes since stewie is vader because yeah lois is leia

[@domidium]

binny plays (super smash bros series) Yes, I agree with those. But I was saying that Peter's dad should have been the emperor instead of Lois's dad.

[@pushkaruefa]

I KNOW OH NO oh noooooo

[@blitzcon9088]

I know

[@digviju001]

Oh noooo

[@coachlombardi9657]

@@digviju001 I know.

[@mannysilveira5967]

I know

[@theconnor8900]

“What a day brightener” 😂

[@MaleStomper]

10 yeas old and i can still imagine Consuela doing that to the actual Darth Vader and living.

[@michaelsouslin891]

"Them rebels took Zeus." "That's Alan's dog oh no." "I know." One of my favorite parts of the whole episode

[@vordt4139]

*tiny font* I knoooow

[@lendial]

Han's son eventually did turn to the dark side

[@agentofthepatriarchy1390]

lendial the other dark side that is

[@version3155]

lendial wow cool no one knew that.

[@rondaxen88]

Are those malamutes on your profile picture?

[@ianmaluk1]

What turning him all the way? I mean turning him bi is easy but all the way is a different story.

[@elichalfant941]

Yeah Jason Solo turned to the Dark Side

[@999madgamer]

"Luke" "yea" "Luke?" "yea" "wait, Luke Skywalker" "yea"

[@royalcass]

Oh my god this is so stupid! I was trying to call Luke Adams

[@VSaber365]

"Windex"?? Don't you mean Lemon Pledge?

[@AndresDiaz-uc6kx]

lol that hand one it's at his dick lol

[@SketchyArtista]

mabye

[@youngfarter9279]

.

[@curticcarmichael3580]

Lemon Pledge is for dusting surfaces, windex is for windows.

[@Ozymandias83]

Noooooooooo

[@redhood4457]

“YOU HAVE BUSINESS CARDS”

[@imc0nfused248]

Hello there

[@TheUnluckyWolf]

@@imc0nfused248 General Dog. You are a bold one.

[@imc0nfused248]

@@TheUnluckyWolf kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXyxgIeVac2WZs0

[@TheUnluckyWolf]

@@imc0nfused248 Ok? I don't know what has to do with my reply but... Thanks?

[@patricks_music]

The Windex thing on the hologram is perhaps the most creative thing family guy has done xD

[@jasonalbran376]

Not even the Dark Lord of the Sith can intimidate a Mexican cleaning lady. They won't even leave the men's room. They'll just keep cleaning. No, no! Two shakes! You make mess! Sorry! It's ok! I Clean!

[@raynmanshorts9275]

3:26 I present to you: The scene that Rian Johnson thought made Force Skype canon.

[@leo11lim]

1:23 David Filoni’s reaction

[@WowUsernameAvailable]

This whole 'That's Alan's dog! Oh no!' conversation with Jeffry is HILARIOUS, I wish I had a gay friend who spoke like this all the time, would be a friggin day brightener.

[@lbfreemantbh]

🤣🤣😂😂😂... Always takes me out

[@bonnome2]

1:55 me during the zoom meeting

[@GarciaGamer1000]

SHUT THAT OFF!!!

[@ALIKN1-1]

Mr. darth 🤣

[@Hooperick36]

2:29 - "Oh, of the Force." Haha

[@MegatronRacing237]

Ricardo Frias 🤣🤣🤣

[@ALIKN1-1]

😂

[@poohwithtimbs7027]

1:45 That chocolate chip cookie 🍪 looks like the death star :D

[@GarciaGamer1000]

Look at his shoulders, they are moving if you can see well

[@theforcedmemefilthypapist2892]

"Compuserve"... now thats a reference i haven't heard in a long time

[@khkazmi9873]

I didn’t like Star Wars the last Jedi

[@anibaldk]

"You're a stormtrooper, there's like a million of you. What do you need business cards for?" Killed me.

[@jackrubyultima]

spoiler alert: this scene TOTALLY happens multiple times in The Last Jedi.

[@dranzerjetli5126]

Which scene ??

[@AlejandroIbarra425]

Dranzer Jetli the scene with Stevie calling Chris from his helmet

[@Dreeking101]

CaptainLazer85 yep that it did

[@jamescady2134]

National defense ribbon button in the beginning.

[@epicnoresh]

Aaaaaaaahhh!

[@Uberdude6666]

When I saw Stewie and the stormtrooper in the thumbnail I thought it was gonna be a gay joke

[@isaactrockman4417]

2:20

[@Uberdude6666]

@@isaactrockman4417 Oh of the force!

[@peterberkrot3220]

"YOU have business cards? You're a stormtrooper, there's like a million of you!"

[@writersblock26]

Thank you for posting this, Mauricio! 😀

[@ikhalid1418]

the "oh no" guy is funny

[@oreboy6439]

That's Bruce he's a famous Family Guy character.

[@ikhalid1418]

Oreboy64 thanks. i'm very bad with remembering name's.

[@xxcieloxx]

Khalid Alamer plo

[@JohnnyEFromNC]

Not as funny as the "Big Fat Phony!!" guy

[@KutWrite]

@@ikhalid1418: Also apostrophe rules.

[@mediakira6621]

Brilliant choice to bring back the “phoney” guy

[@Friendlyneighborhoodguy]

Agreed Media Kira

[@toybonniethebunny8928]

That chocolate chip cookie looks like the Death Star XD

[@bradenknight2947]

1:57-2:02 Omg hilarious 😂😂😂

[@b3j8]

I lost it when Brian made the Wookie noise!🤣🤣

[@abehambino]

*swoosh, swoosh * “Car! Car coming!” I can relate to that. The neighbor always gets home right in the middle of a duel! If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me!

[@RememberEddieYork-kk5ki]

Mister Darth, you no have no more Windex on the star destroyer.

[@1badjesus401]

"Wooonder Woman!!"

[@bodhisattva99]

2:04 WINDEX!!!

[@GarciaGamer1000]

No...no...you buy

[@PrizMatex]

*Happy New Years Everyone!* To another year of Family Guy funny clips.......

[@kevintheeznutz36]

Have a great 2020 !!

[@superherobandaa3496]

​@@kevintheeznutz36 💀

[@Dead-cg1yy]

Holy shit I had forgotten how funny these were 😂 Made my day!

[@wendigo53]

Its 2023 now, can they re-grow my hand yet?

[@inkedseahear]

1:31 that's sad, bro

[@salamencemega1593]

2:46 WONDER WOMAAN!!

[@totallytravicious5919]

It's very simple and not a super iconic line but Stewie/Vader's "Hey dudes, what you looking at?" Gets me every time 🤣

[@chinaman1]

i know i'm 11 years late, but thanks for this video. What a day brightener.

[@specialunit0428]

Legend says Darth Vader is still trying to call Luke Adams...

[@seanjimenez6646]

2:16 🤣🤣🤣

[@jessemilstead810]

I absolutely love the scene where the Emperor is telling Vader to try and turn Luke skywalker to the Darkside, Of the force though not the dark side of... well you know the other Darkside.

[@ridleythespacedragon6651]

Wonder Woman!!!

[@lucascann3849]

KZbin ten years later: let’s recommend this

[@kylejonas3875]

That lightsaber battle is so accurate

[@OmegaTakenZ]

Funfact second 3:37 is a deleted Scene where Darth Vader communicates with Luke trying to bring him to the dark side

[@LegendaryHedgieMii]

It's also in the Hulu version of the episode. Or do you mean of the real Star Wars?

[@OmegaTakenZ]

@@LegendaryHedgieMii thr real star wars episode 5 or 6 deleted scene

[@LegendaryHedgieMii]

@@OmegaTakenZ Oh. Thanks for telling me.

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

0:14 - the bridge of Peter's glasses disappear

[@Wattywattybangbang]

Thank you Mauricio

[@carllombard5237]

No joke, the guy with the ice pack actually has his own comic

[@silverstrike5904]

What's his name?

[@harryc1971]

3:19 origin of Rey

[@aldede5448]

Voice actor of the ice guy always cracks me up :))))

[@philliptodorovic3120]

We need more of this series

[@ATruePrince]

The craziest thing is after watching this episode I had to watch the actual movie and then I became a huge SWs fan

[@kigozimuhammad]

i have never watched any of these movies ..and im afraid to start

[@kenjongbill1797]

I want a prequel version of this

[@leogetz3570]

Beep boop beep.... I just love all these electrical wires nailed into the ice, that's probably pretty safe

[@o_o-037]

So Lois & Chris are siblings, Stewie's the Dad, so who would Padme be, Meg? It'd make sense since she's supposed to be dead.

[@llarmstrong783]

Idk theyre gonna let the Cleveland Show do those

[@DirtyDozen6612]

Megs the asteroid space worm

[@salokin2410]

My dogs name is zues...

[@patrickharrison6293]

*Zeus.

[@ChevyChevelle48]

Nik Reynolds Oh no they Zues

[@jrr4755]

Oh naowwwwww

[@coachlombardi9657]

@@jrr4755 I knoooow.

[@riyoal6189]

no way this Allina's dog

[@soulassassin0g]

2:24 That's sick! He's your son!

[@mgmsong]

2:57 Every time the neighbor kids and I would play star wars

[@GarciaGamer1000]

🚗 We're clear

[@sm3xym3xican76]

"OKAAYYY"

[@littledipper4289]

A Stewie Darth Vader seems like a cool boss, makes me wanna be a stormtrooper

[@strykertron232]

He was always good to the rank and file

[@Linnnaeus]

I'm understanding more and more what South Park meant when Family Guys jokes don't relate to the plot

[@Preston_Hudson]

What plot haha?

[@lanabrown2541]

still love family guy south park and simpson

[@davidintrabartolo5887]

I just realized that while everyone in the parodies has in-universe parodies, Consuela is still just Consuela.

[@jalonglover4488]

Glad we have full footage of Star Wars.

[@PhantoMace2012]

Stewie’s “Hi!” gets me every time

[@brayden141]

Still laughing in 2019, 9 years later

[@AceLM92]

Yes Seth, keep hammering the jokes into our heads

[@samkresil6011]

2:17 I was looking all over for this bit.

[@SSD2024]

1:57 no cleaning while I'm doing the holigra- SHUT THAT OFF!

[@Aviator_Walker]

I forgot how great these were

[@YoloJakers]

when chris said, “car, car coming,” that brought back so much nostalgia😫

[@457falcon]

They should do the prequels. I’d love to see Stewie as anakin

[@danielbabcock7004]

"WONDER WOMANNN" lmao i died

[@jarrelelston7484]

Great writing!

[@jackpapp6612]

“oh i wasnt ready..uh hi!”😂

[@thehybrid3947]

This entire video makes the original trilogy look like a joke and I love it