Smash Bandicoot 3 - It's About Time

[@magicmush1998]

Yes, the impersonators came from my server. I know every single person who did the impersonations that started all this (I won't say who it is, but they're all dumb teenagers) After this spiraled out of control to the point it got to Chaz, Cartoonshi and even Cr1tikal, I took some sort of responsibility for it. I deleted my server after finding out that's what caused all this. I felt guilty for inadvertently causing all this just because some teens who don't know any better wanted a cheap laugh, at the expense of everyone else.

[@FlareStorms]

can't have shit in detroit

[@terrigo3987]

Send server link pls

[@ColinJoesseppiVEVO]

@@terrigo3987 Dude, you totally didn’t read this

[@gregatim]

Smash is like those cartoon villians that make bad shit like this and laughs maniacally but then coughs excessively because the cartoon is a comedy one.

[@legendgirl101]

That's so fucking accurate lmao

[@clanman64]

Shredder tmnt 1987?

[@SerenaHParker]

So basically General Grievous

[@sinjin8576]

Seeing him struggle to break a DS *with a hammer* is hilarious ngl.

[@thevessel-real]

Holy shit another Kris

[@conorhamersleyspage8173]

Bro really is "if Cash Banooca was dark and twisted"

[@lossolot1644]

Wtf is a Banooca, a type of mammal that eats bananas for a living, and that it glows purple at night?

[@conorhamersleyspage8173]

@@lossolot1644 clearly you've never played Cash Banooca 2 Grengrot Stakehouse

[@anth636]

@@lossolot1644its a Caddicarus in-joke

[@tykamen5588]

a fellow caddicarus fan I see.

[@maybesomething0]

@@conorhamersleyspage8173just wait until he finds about cash banooca 3: wrapped

[@phosspatharios9680]

"It's because I'm Cr1t1kal trying to an impression of Magic Mush" I'm dead

[@anth636]

“I should probably tell you something. I’m not actually Nicolas Cage. I’m Nicolas Cage imitating someone trying to imitate Nicolas Cage. IS THAT FUCKED UP?!”

[@definitelynot9510]

Man Chazington is just so funny

[@GAMEPRODELTA]

Smash Bandicoot is a literal embodiment of the saying "some people want to watch the world burn, while others fail at even lighting the match".

[@DrXaiver]

the first time he screamed "LS MARK!!!!" I lost it 😂

[@mattgroening8872]

Kratos

[@hybridvenom9]

ZEUS!!!!!! I NEED A TODDLER!!!!!!!! (yes i did the meme for the fune)

[@celidhcatenaccio4259]

WHERE IS LS MARK?!?!?!?!?!??

[@SerenaHParker]

Smash Bandicoot watched the Dark Knight Trilogy and thought that Christian Bale's batman voice was the most intimidating thing.

[@jordanjoestar-turniptruck]

At least Christian Bale's balls dropped before he did that voice

[@optiquemusic6204]

When's its really the worst thing about Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy.

[@christasaurusrex8078]

He sounds like Cookie Monster

[@Xelatheshep]

Is that what he's trying to do, sound like Batman? I thought he was trying to imitate Kratos with the whole avatar and tard rage voice.

[@supreme-ss777]

He also made a Donkey Kong and Ness audio file, which is all kinds of weird. It’s of them…doing it. Basically bestiality and literal CHILD p***. This person is deranged!

[@psychomantis6696]

I knew someone who talked just like Smash once back in the 5th grade. He thought he was the real life Kratos too until the day he cried when someone called him "bug eyes" in gym class.

[@SamueltheHamuel]

That impression of Batman is ridiculous, “WhErE iS CaRtOoNShI”, “I dOnT cArE aBoUt ThEm, I jUsT cArE AbOuT TaKiNg ThEm DoWn”.

[@D00M89-jq7ym]

"WhErE Is Ls MaRk!!!11!"

[@MortallyBane]

Crash Sounding like a fucking L4D2 Tank.

[@bogdan_879]

To me he definitely sounds like something in-between poor Kratos impression, super mutant from fallout series and ofc Tank from left 4 dead

[@versinick69]

​@@bogdan_879ong

[@qsev1337]

2:24 no one talks about this part but it's hilarious to me Him going ARE YOU TELLING ME TO KILL MYSELF *immediately* after getting sent an image of chazington sleeping like a cartoon character is incredible

[@TheKillerMoth]

The amount of money I'd pay to see Smash Bandicoot get beat up is CRAZY.

[@AT0M1CM1M1C]

Where's Uwe Boll when we need him.

[@notveryintelligent6239]

I can only imagine the fight between Cyraxx and Marty

[@The_Gumo]

Smash flew too close to the sun, when youtube jesus talks about you it's all over for you

[@strangerplayer540]

Charlie can just get in his room, make a video and say "hey guys, this guy is a stinky doodoo, don't trust him, [gaming reference]" And your KZbin career is over

[@Misscouchpotato-]

you CANNOT take that guy seriously. Why does he talk like that?! 💀 IM CRYING 24:09

[@definitelynot9510]

Chazington is the funniest guy

[@orbitaloutcast9878]

There are two extremes to Smash Bandicoot's voice: He sounds like one of those god of war kratos memes edits where it's like some guy trying to sound like kratos "ZEUS! YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE MY HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES!!" Or he sounds like a vortigaunt "The one free-man WILL NOT expose my homosexual tendencies"

[@diegomedina9637]

You're overthinking this. He's doing Uka Uka from Crash 3.

[@orbitaloutcast9878]

@@diegomedina9637 I completely forgot about this commnt, so that when I reread my comment and then yours I had the greatest pleasure to laugh thrice.

[@HarbingerYT]

Smash sounds like he's trying to do a Kratos impression, but keeps his voice down because his parents are asleep.

[@disgustingseal681]

I'm like 75% sure Smash Bandicoot ended up like this because Sakurai didn't put Crash into his Nintendo platform fighter. Edit: Okay now I'm 90% sure, after name dropping Sakurai and calling him "the catalyst"

[@heroshaddie]

It’s also because Min Min got into Smash Ultimate, and Smash hates her with an absolute passion.

[@disgustingseal681]

​@@heroshaddieeh, same shit, different story. Bottom line, Smash Bros. fans are the wildest breed of insane when they don't get their way

[@heroshaddie]

@@disgustingseal681 True but Smash took it way too hard, he started spazzing out on Twitter about how the Min Min DLC was cursed and corrupts your Switch or whatever and you shouldn’t dare download it, and had beef with someone purely for having a Min Min avatar. I wouldn’t say all Smash fans are terrible but there are a lot of bad apples in the community, with Smash being one of the rottenest.

[@henrynelson9301]

The LioConvoy call has a part where Smash claims he had a plan to kill Sakurai

[@Nerdtendo6366]

Confusing Pablo from SML with Pablo Escobar is kinda funny, and honestly based

[@perrytheplatypus4620]

i mean ig it is kinda funny

[@attilavarga1152]

I am a simple man. I see a Club Doom video about Smash Bandicoot, I click.

[@Comeonfhqwhgads95]

I clicked for chazington, club doom is just a bonus

[@rofaezal]

​@@Comeonfhqwhgads95me 2222222222

[@Ciryc_Kabur]

The kratos impression is hilariously bad 😂

[@tpastudios8681]

Oh yeah, he should be fitting from a bad live action movie called god of war

[@TheOuroboros777]

"Where is LSMark!" lol

[@HawkknightXC88]

Kratos would smite Smash.

[@zephyrhowtogaming1836]

​​@@TheOuroboros777 "WHHHHEAAAAAAHHH ISS ELLLH EHHSSSSS MAAAAAAAHHHHHHRK"

[@messiahofthefunny8453]

@@soybasedjeremy3653 He’s also built like Cyraxx if he had shoulders. Scrawny little man, y’know.

[@RedLetterDavid]

Can’t believe LS Mark wouldn’t help this Make a Wish kid

[@alexanderzagula1994]

Oh Naur ☠️☠️

[@BubbyBoy]

Some part of me thinks Smash is just an unfunny troll playing an extended bit. But watching him smash his Nintendo Switch, grab broken glass with bare hands, and flush a 60 dollar video game cartridge, all make me think this is very real.

[@clubdoompsx]

That's what's so fascinating about him imo. Seems like an act, but then you catch all these "subtle" hints that maybe this all deadass 🤣

[@BubbyBoy]

@clubdoompsx Then you get PreciousLeaf, who ended up being outed as MariotehPlumber doing an elaborate troll bit. And I mean elaborate. He had multiple accounts as PreciousLeaf and dedicated every single day posting fanart, typing adulation for what's essentially a self-insert with boobs from a Pokémon game. For years. The only reason why I think Smash's deadass for real is because he doesn't seem smart enough to do anything that elaborate

[@WhatchaLookinAt-l4w]

If you think Smash is an unfunny troll, then god bless you for not knowing his Nesskey religion🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@BubbyBoy]

@@WhatchaLookinAt-l4w I seen the images. Still a possibility it's just part of the troll bit-especially with how forced his delivery is, and with how absurd his 'religion' is

[@WhatchaLookinAt-l4w]

@@BubbyBoy he also posted the Ronnie McNutt video when he impersonates people

[@andrewotaku1679]

If following cows like Chris Chan and Cyraxx has taught me anything, Smash will be back at some point. And when he does come back, I'll make popcorn.

[@Edditaur]

I can't tell if it was real or not but it seemed like he was asking Smokey and Kiwi to have a chat the other day. Smokey seemed up for it but I don't know if it was actually real

[@andrewotaku1679]

@@Edditaur Please, God, let Smash talk to those guys, it would be so frickin' funny.

[@saltinefromindiana]

The censor being Xiayou's theme from Tekken Tag gets me everytime

[@clubdoompsx]

deadass XD I was losing it editing this jawn

[@jamesjjameson1632]

"ARE YOU BEING *Xiayou's theme* BY ISRAELIS?" This had me dying

[@kokobopjammer2571]

Timestamp?

[@Dhampire1976]

Makes sense, she is a crime against humanity after all

[@Dhampire1976]

​@@kokobopjammer2571the entire video you pepega

[@drunkmunki3196]

The pseudo kratos voice is so great 🤣 its scratching that raxx promo yelling itch ive had for months

[@legendsiscool]

“GEHT TWO DAH CHOPPAH!” ahh voice 💀

[@mariobrossupershowisgoatedlol]

bro sounds like a muppet drill sergeant

[@creativehandlenamelol]

SO TRUE, I can't hear his voice without thinking of the Terminator's own voice, but just God awful immataion of said voice.

[@BubbleyGorl]

Don't let him say "il be back" or else we're screwed

[@thebreakfastman4638]

Bro trying to be Kratos

[@kokobopjammer2571]

​@@mariobrossupershowisgoatedlolthe way I witch cackled at this comment

[@Agent_Mothman_SE]

Smash sounds like a regarded version of Venom

[@MyLeg_Fred]

WE ARE BANDICOOT RAAAAAAAGH

[@mostlywholesome]

nice car aah comment

[@justsomeburger]

The devil shivers when smash bandicoot gets his hands on LS Mark

[@Yacob44]

I hate smash’s voice but this saga has been pretty entertaining.

[@tpastudios8681]

And it’s even more funnier

[@kuddlykraken2157]

It took me a minute to discern your pfp is an Astartes. Blood Angel, right?

[@MyLeg_Fred]

He sounds like if a small, permanently angry dog learned to talk and figured out who ls mark is

[@Dhampire1976]

​@@MyLeg_Fredhe sounds like if said dog huffed helium before being ran over several times

[@Yacob44]

@@kuddlykraken2157 Yes.

[@shirleyjenlion187]

I genuinely cannot tell if this smash bandicoot guy is serious or not, he sounds so over the top and doing his best Vegeta impression

[@noodleman4555]

Unfortunately genuine. Pray you don't learn about the nes/donkey kong shit.

[@shirleyjenlion187]

@@noodleman4555 don't make me curious

[@raggens]

@@shirleyjenlion187Let’s just say it involves a delusional pseudo-religious/fanfiction hybrid of DK and Ness being as old as the known universe itself and, um… doing things that would warrant the death penalty in this country

[@jamesjjameson1632]

Knowing Smash he probably hates Magic Mush even more because of his Bluster Kong avi

[@wonderland9601]

i REALLY feel liek this mf will come back and then do something bigger

[@obliviousmooncake1008]

To live in smash’s world for 5 minutes would be amazing just so I can see the most mundane conversation as challenging gods themselves in a major conquest of revenge

[@Jakepearl13]

He’s mad that the slab got returned

[@Citrusautomaton]

I love Chazington and Doomfoks so much. The fact that they started screen sharing a fucking SML video while talking to this lunatic is hilarious.

[@Darramations]

this entire call feels like a smiling friends scene

[@lbitt]

The MoistCritikal foreshadowing is unreal lmao

[@AHorseThatIsARadish]

"WHERE IS LS MARK?" Such a powerful line...

[@shadowocelot-56_95]

If Crash Bandicoot was actually brainwashed by Cortex in Crash 1

[@shadowocelot-56_95]

Also, Smash’s enthusiasm is entertaining. That’s the one thing I like about him

[@JpgSilent]

I was fully expecting him to say "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!"

[@kerdiocool]

OK, this is a guy who -got popular off harassing Cartoonshi and making Sonic.exe fnf noise -believes LS Mark is Cartoonshi's acolyte -spams people with p0rn of Ness and Donkey Kong purely to disgust them -destroyed his Switch with a hammer and flushed his SSBU cartridge down the toilet thinking they were "cursed" -harassed someone for having a purple Crash Bandicoot avatar (Tio Gordo) -talks like Taz from Looney Tunes whenever he talks to someone he sees as his enemy This dude lives with his parents, if I'm not mistaken. Imagine dealing with him on a daily basis.

[@kylecrofts1639]

Smash think Mark and toonshi in cahoots because they both Brits.

[@kerdiocool]

@@kylecrofts1639 Mark's Irish, actually

[@Xelatheshep]

His parents probably are doing the same thing as Sally and Ed are doing with Cyraxx, enabling him.

[@return4887]

@potatopakku m-m-m-MINORS!?!

[@frickerrific2813]

Chazington is like the most charming mofo he like can not be mad at this guy he just wants to chill but finds the scenario funny.

[@rayvenkman2087]

It helps Smash just can’t talk like a normal human being and you can barely understand him half the time.

[@Burning_Masquerade]

Smash Bandicoot Smash Bandicoot 2: Cartoonshi Strikes Back Smash Bandicoot 3: Called Smash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Corno Smash Senatesanity Smash of the Nesskey Smash: Rage Over Strike Smash Bandicoot Li. Otic Trilogy Smash Bandicoot 4: It's About Violins

[@bonnieplushtuber5517]

Smash Bandicoot 5: The search for LS Mark

[@Kaybeeguy]

Icarus flew too close to the sun... Smash Bandicoot didn't learn from that

[@MyLeg_Fred]

Bro he managed to go so close to the sun it's pulling him into it

[@chelsthegameruiner8669]

Seeing him destroy a Switch made me physically recoil. I believe I bought mine for like $400 (I can't remember the exact amount, $400 is just an estimate) and lemme tell you, I'd never even throw the damn thing. Its basically my go to console for hurricane aftermaths and when I'm not at home. Bought mainly my favorite fighting games on it

[@hikaru9624]

I'd look at it as a mercy for the console. That clown doesn't deserve nice things.

[@shinymetagross1666]

Every comment section I feel like the Limbus pfps are spreading more and more.

[@kokobopjammer2571]

I'm glad I came to the comment section so I could be warned of this. It actually makes me really upset for some reason when I watch objects get ripped/snapped/smashed/etc. That being said, I may not have a Switch but I have a Steam Deck. That's my baby. I accidentally drop it I freak out lol😂. Anyone harms it, it's on sight. That thing was expensive, even as a preorder.

[@yanik5480]

@@shinymetagross1666the brainrot spreads indefinitely

[@phosspatharios9680]

Absolutely. Here in Brazil a Switch costs far more than the average monthly salary, and it's very likely that it's even pricier in place like Egypt. It would take legit literal insanity to even think of harming a Switch when it costs so much, let alone for no reason!

[@StinkySeaGoat]

I THOUGHT HE WAS IN JAIL

[@purplepeak8575]

Yeah unfortunately it was false.

[@Dhampire1976]

Corrupt system keeping creeps like this free? What else is new

[@amusingmoose9924]

He was, but his Lord and Savior Donkey Kong bust him out and cleared him of all charges.

[@maxmarioxdd140]

It was fake

[@SpectraDragon]

Nice icon bro!

[@Castillo525]

BRO THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE 😭😭😭 HOLY SHIIIIT

[@dinovaldo9341]

The lore expands

[@isthisahandl]

It’s giving Chris Chan 😭

[@aaalicethegoat]

Smash bandicoot having another meltdown was just the kind of entertainment I needed right now. Thanks for sharing this lol

[@_V.Va_]

24:36 Coming from him, this is fucking gold.

[@thefrenchrat4431]

I thought it was Chaz doing an impression of Smash but it was Smash actually talking

[@StuHol-jb1hh]

I actually thought that too initially.

[@brennansmith3343]

Caveman discovers fire est. 10,000 BC

[@therottinpasta1760]

He sounds like hes trying to not wake up his parents

[@HawkknightXC88]

Smash Bandicoot just keeps coming back wanting more even after being kicked out of the senate and banned from youtube. He just never learns a simple lesson.

[@walidbentaher]

Well he is mentally unstable remember? So its not really suprising coming from him

[@-error-7936]

I hope he come back lol

[@apall570]

​@@-error-7936why

[@bananaalien8141]

When saw the thumbnail I was literally screaming “YES! YES! YES!” (I got so excited for more about this insane Egyptian man)

[@grey_ROBOT]

KZbin seriously answered with "Uh Oh spaghettios!" when toonshi mentioned the copyright strikes...

[@consumerofbepsi5254]

Truly an "oopsie daisies" moment

[@chimeraaaaa_]

"you will abide by my rules" doom you were completely right he the cairo cyraxx

[@Wicked_Fox]

People need to start putting subtitles up when smash talks cause I can't understand a single word he says except "Shut up!"

[@AnimatorDom]

I think I've seen every video covering Smash, and I'm still baffled that SOMEHOW this is a real person...

[@diabeticmonkey]

"What happened the past eight years? What were you doing?" "CORNOOOOOOO!!!" Dude, I'm fucking DEAD.

[@tannerprice2018]

Every time Smash Bandicoot speaks all I hear are gargled vowels and him trying desperately not to foam at the mouth.

[@Brian_Griffin_Gaming]

Shoutout to chaz for making smash look more like a clown than he already was

[@gomerjomer9209]

20:31 For context when they are saying “Junior!” They are quoting the character called Braxton (who was formally bowser) from sml (Super Mario Logan)

[@TheinternetArchaeologist]

Yu-Gi-Oh abridge clip appreciated😂

[@kornyeabroth_cc]

The vc is like those Smashbits Overwatch videos where they commentate over voice clips over a scenario in real life

[@Its_Just_Mars]

I literally watched both Smash Bandicoot videos today only to see a 3rd one pop up while I'm binging. Life is beautiful.

[@winetofive1464]

Smash trying his best to channel his inner Kratos.

[@perrytheplatypus4620]

he's like kratos but acoustic

[@pourcelaine]

I had no idea Smash Bandicoot made it to mainstream awareness. Now I’m checking it out and, am I the only one surprised that the way people are covering him completely leaves out the horrific Ness/Donkey Kong shit?

[@winetofive1464]

Probably because it runs too close to the demonetizing line.

[@pourcelaine]

@@winetofive1464 ah. Fair. Annoying but fair.

[@winetofive1464]

@@pourcelaine Definitely the Elephant in the room, or Gorilla in this case.

[@conic2721]

they can't take the donkey dong in the mainstream

[@lelo170]

​@@winetofive1464and the room is a child

[@vinn_aleixo]

he's Egyptian Cyraxx indeed

[@dreadofthedeadtokismoki]

Egyptian cyraxx lmao!

[@IamBardsongWolf]

I love the irony that this Crash Bandicoot recolor was going after people with copyright strikes. It's crazy stuff Edit: This call is funny

[@memezboi489]

"B R I N G H I M A S L E E P"

[@Dadork400]

3:43 wHeRe Is Ls MaRk⁉️

[@EliasInTheCrib]

The moment Crash joined I lost it dawg💀

[@DoomyMacDoomface]

Smash might be the GOAT anime villain we all deserve. Lolmeister.

[@Zelculad95]

19:54 "do you know Revo?!" Me: the Megaman guy whose hanging out with Weegee pie and Minilad?

[@rayvenkman2087]

That’s a whole can of worms. You think you’ve seen everything but then you meet REVO.

[@Nickcheezy]

3:44 where is LS mark

[@s.s.r.s2641]

I don't even have context of the current situation but this is funny as hell lmao

[@glitchyboi-nk1qv]

Basically he’s pissy that he lost his channel cause everyone who dealt with his bullcrap mass reported him

[@s.s.r.s2641]

@@glitchyboi-nk1qv insane ,but what about the other guys ,who are em?

[@glitchyboi-nk1qv]

@@s.s.r.s2641 the other 2 are KZbinrs he went after for some undefined reason

[@StuHol-jb1hh]

He got tricked by some teens into running around like a tard. Ended up at their doorstep

[@yungdaggerrvibes7350]

Smash Bandicoot 4- Toilet War

[@davisdoesgamesreal]

I love seeing this banooca lose his damn mind lmao, he talks like a goofy saturday morning cartoon villain

[@hikaru9624]

Boy think's he scary straining his voice like that when in reality he's just some nasty ass clown.

[@jordanroberts9965]

dude sounds like a super mutant

[@ebiceric1050]

I hope he doesn’t come back, or we will have a Smash Bandicoot 4: The Wrath of False copyright strikes

[@ebiceric1050]

Bro thinks he’s kratos like at first I thought it was a bit he was very dedicated to, now it’s like he thinks he’s actually him

[@oneyedjohn]

I feel my IQ dropping whenever I listen to Smash explain his insane troll logic and not in a good way.

[@connorh4246]

I was sitting through the entire call going "smash reminds me of someone...but who?" And then it clicked to me. He reminds me of a fuckin' super mutant from fallout with all his yelling.

[@blackbrainz]

When Doom say Bol, I smile.

[@ooohooohooo3]

I was not expecting Smash's bold political views

[@Taitosalad]

Smash thinks he’s kratos, nah bro the boat captain.

[@berkeleycreager3601]

Stunlocked him with "What about the official Crash Bandicoot channel?"😊

[@unablego]

I love chazington and his goofy ah videos

[@rofaezal]

Me 2 ❤❤❤❤

[@ExplodingDreamz]

4:30 Why does he kinda sound like the epic rap battles of history guy?

[@shiny8454]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! CARTOONSHI... VERSUS... SMASH BANDICOOOOOOOOOOOT!!

[@necromarrow773]

Smash indirectly lead me to find your channel, as well as Chazington's, you guys are now some of my new favorite channels to watch on the platform, thanks for covering the whole saga thus far, peace!

[@noodleman4555]

I found out about smash through one of chazingtons community posts.

[@TheGreenSkelet0n]

i found it funny that Smash thinks his poor imitation of T.C Grayson Kratos somewhat sounds threating instead of sounding more dumb than the usual

[@melasnexperience]

Smash deciding to sound "badass" by talking like the Ultimate Warrior is amazing. I keep waiting for him to start ranting about HOAKOGAN.

[@rayvenkman2087]

“THE SACRIFICE!”

[@Cool2Smart]

bro sounds like an actual saturday morning cartoon villain 💀

[@Bluntler]

Love how no one can tell what impression he’s trying to do, that shows just how terrible he is.

[@anth636]

He’s doing an impression of live brainrot

[@Vanithokus]

He sounds like Kratos on 59 pounds of crack

[@consumerofbepsi5254]

He sounds like the old kratos if he chainsmoked

[@OwieHops]

He sounds like a Autistic Kid trying to sound intimidating lol

[@Nerdtendo6366]

Even when he’s not on his channel, Chaz can’t help but mention Planet Dolan

[@trogdorrules]

Bro can barely swing that hammer lol

[@ghandisnukes4358]

Making him believe that your name is Josh Saunders while Smokey is Brian Risso is probably the funniest part of it tbh

[@alphons1456o]

When Smash Bandiboy went "DO YOU KNOW!?!" I was expecting one of them to ask "the muffin man"

[@scalyschisms6263]

Bladetopia is honestly my fave new track of yours. Keep up the great work dude!

[@Jcmmer]

WHERE IS LS MARK 😡😡😡

[@BasedPost]

They should have asked Smash if the game of Life and Death was on Steam

[@ratrobba2723]

why do i feel like bro probably says " GET BACK HERE KITTEN, PAPA'S NOT OVER YET!11!1! " on a bi-daily basis