Tesla's 'We, Robot' Event: Everything Revealed in 8 Minutes

[@CNET]

Elon Musk Unveils the Long-Awaited Robotaxi and Tesla's Autonomous Future cnet.us/j4d

[@GalacticTradingPost]

WHERE ARE THE HOT FEMALE ROBOTS

[@TheLoneJourney88]

And what's the point of this? To feel less human? To be more enslaved to the rich and powerful, get out of here, screw all you people!

[@califlorida5210]

Awful looking car! 🤮it’s a box!

[@jjww30]

@@CNET do yourself a favor and look into Waymo and Boston Dynamics. These technologies are available NOW. This was just a plot to dupe investors out of $50B in Tesla stock and it worked. Suckers.

[@Biggsneeky]

@@GalacticTradingPost ....back on CyberTron with Arcee! Thrrrrrrrrrrr! 😉😹😹😹💯

[@SLMK-rk7ht]

All the vehicles look like props from 80's scifi movies

[@dollfacedolo]

I know right so cool

[@bukonbukon8964]

I swear to God, I was thinking of total recall.🤣🤣

[@tom_skip3523]

This is why Sci-fi defines our future

[@markplott4820]

except they are ALL real. and SAFER than ICE vehicles . LOWEST cost of operation. Fastest return on Investment.

[@Vysair]

Retro Futurism

[@eahefnawy]

Life hack: just buy the robot and have it drive your regular car

[@HiddenGemHunt]

auto-drivable cars are already a thing in some countries. Tin Man can stay at home.

[@phillipmoore6249]

@@HiddenGemHunt no they aren't. name 1 fully autonomous vehicle where a human can sleep inside

[@Billy_Rizzle]

⁠@@phillipmoore6249 The Waymo cabs. I am not sure I trust them enough to sleep inside one, but the computer is actually driver in them.

[@funkyrecords89]

Y'all didn't get it. It's really A life hack

[@chriswright8074]

That's pointless save that money and drive

[@coopfive2034]

People in the crowd behave more robotic than the robots

[@pacman7959]

I would too. If I was paid to stand for a few hours for a few hundred dollars.

[@WalterEKurtz-kp2jf]

The irony of the OP and the other commenter 😂😂 Literal NPC behaviour

[@tigerroselili5765]

@@WalterEKurtz-kp2jf🤨

[@WalterEKurtz-kp2jf]

@@tigerroselili5765 🤔

[@atharvakpatil]

They are all nerds who want this thats why

[@Ru7hle5S]

Elon - Warns the world of the dangers of AI Elon - Creates AI Robots and sells them to everyone. Elon - "Yea it's gonna be awesome!"

[@mateokovac2642]

Elon: The Great Reset is satanic Also Elon: creates everything the Great Reset is about

[@mendezbridget2381]

elon is a good business man

[@jacklarson6281]

@@mendezbridget2381 The Great Elon Musk is The Messiah

[@JustLiamMate]

He’s not trying to create beings that can do as they wish and have emotions he’s talking about robots that take orders it will only be the owners fault. It’s not some ‘I’m real, kill the humans for enslaving us’ well it could eventually end up like that 200 years down the line we will be cyborgs by then anyways

[@FirsteMann1929]

​@@mendezbridget2381As long as he gets his massive government subsidies

[@famnyblom6321]

That autonomous cleaning of the car excited me more than I expected 😂

[@riahasays]

Man we all need that!! lol

[@NeilDonkin]

Agreed, but I wonder how it cleans vomit from drunk passengers 🤮🤔😜

[@Miata822]

Me too. BTW, have you seen my house keys anywhere?

[@johnmachter40]

@@riahasays noone needs that. Move your azz and clean your car

[@Tresla]

@@NeilDonkin *Slurp* 😆

[@jaycekastner5015]

I can’t imagine the amount of cyber trucks in the parking lot of that show

[@FUSIONJAZZMAN420]

Like anyone could drive one of those pieces of junk more than a few miles.

[@Latviešu_Amēlija]

​@@FUSIONJAZZMAN420are they that bad?

[@HSfox]

@@Latviešu_Amēlija I lost count, I seen many safety recalls from the nhtsa and videos of them breaking down are all over the internet

[@joe4398]

@@FUSIONJAZZMAN420they’re fantastic I see them all the time

[@FUSIONJAZZMAN420]

@@joe4398 Broken down at the Tesla dealerships?

[@stephens979]

They missed the chance to have the optimus robots exit the robovan along with the humans. That would have been awesome to see!

[@DIYDaveT]

Yes it would have been a nice touch. Have him walk behind his master literally holding his beer in a cuzzie and then hand it over when the fingers snap. Good idea!

[@NoHandleToSpeakOf]

Must be because it can not sit down.

[@Sulu-d4r]

That footage was all AI. They don't exist. SMH!

[@Dontslaythybroski]

@@NoHandleToSpeakOfthere were people standing too i believe

[@davidg61]

Can’t handle steps yet.

[@QuisenberrysClarkes]

I think it's important to stick to stocks that are immune to economic policies. AI stocks that have the potential to power and transform future technologies. It seems AI is the trajectory most companies are taking, including even established FAANG companies. Maybe there are other recommendations?

[@KheroFrei]

I bought into NVIDIA around September last year because my financial advisor recommended it to me. She said the company is selling shovels in a gold rush. It accounted for almost 80% of my market return this year.

[@TimothysScotts]

@@KheroFrei That's a great analogy and I love the insight. Professionals could make a really big difference in investing, and I think everyone should have one. There are aspects of market trends that are difficult for the untrained eyes to see.

[@QuisenberrysClarkes]

@@TimothysScotts That's a great tip. I'm setting out 50k to invest in the market this year. Any particularly useful tips you could offer to me?

[@TimothysScotts]

@@QuisenberrysClarkes I've shuffled through investment coaches; they can positively impact an individual's portfolio. But do your due diligence to find a coach with grit that withstood the 2008 crash. MARGARET MOLLI ALVEY was better and smarter than all the advisors I have ever worked with. I’ve never met anyone with as much conviction.

[@QuisenberrysClarkes]

@@TimothysScotts I looked up her name online and found her page. I emailed and made an appointment to talk with her. Thanks for the tip.

[@ChariolesX]

Boss: "Why are you not here yet?!" You: "Sorry boss, the robovan encountered a speed bump!"

[@su8r0u71n3]

I know.. they are so impractical. THey should ask help from Toyota

[@oxy-bulle5045]

Why would you need speedbump when every car will be autonomous ?

[@kwalelalipimile3894]

Raised air suspension 😅

[@GlitterGuru]

@@su8r0u71n3but Toyota is asking for help from BYD 😂

[@Mboogy]

@@oxy-bulle5045 this is probably the dumbest argument I've ever heard. In what year is everyone on the planet driving elecrtic autonomous cars by only one company?? Please use your brain for once!

[@puma4215]

"It can babysit your kids" sounds like the plot of the most stupid black mirror episode

[@marcoseverini9741]

It's literally the first chapter of I, Robot

[@FrameEsc]

That line cracked me up

[@romano3771]

If you let a machine babysit your own kids instead of giving them real love - you have lost in life.

[@atharvakpatil]

Elon needs the machines to babysit his so he can go make more

[@Drummerchick2003]

We would still get child abuse charges 😂😂😂

[@orphanuprising]

Elon says 2027. Can't wait to see these in 2035.

[@dhirajgawande007]

To be finally delivered in 2040

[@starship_01]

2135

[@matthook2530]

Weren't we suppose to be on mars like yesterday

[@G82Watts]

Someone gets it. 😂😂 unlike all these sheep. Elon over promise and under deliver

[@carterpatton6837]

2077

[@FostersCapones]

One question, please! Is NVIDIA a safe buy to outperform the market this year? I'm tired of these new buys every week, just to make up some assets with a low percentage on my $236k portfolio and try to keep everything around 10%.

[@KarenDuncan-o5s]

I've always advised the investors I know to exercise caution when it comes to new buys, especially right now. You should thread the market with the guidance of a qualified specialist or reliable counsel if you don't know where to look.

[@MarcoWanner-h8j]

@@KarenDuncan-o5s The issue is people have the "I want to do it myself mentality" but are not equipped enough for a crash and, hence get burnt. Ideally, advisors are reps for investing jobs, and at first-hand encounter, my portfolio has yielded over 300% since 2020 just after the pandemic to date.

[@FostersCapones]

@@MarcoWanner-h8j How can I participate in this? I sincerely aspire to establish a secure financial future and am eager to participate. Who is the driving force behind your success?

[@MarcoWanner-h8j]

@@FostersCapones There are many independent advisors to choose from. But I work with MARGARET MOLLI ALVEY and we've been working together for almost four years and she's fantastic. You could pursue her if she meets your requirements. I agree with her.

[@FostersCapones]

@@MarcoWanner-h8j I will give this a look, thanks a bunch for sharing.

[@Stranger_In_The_Alps]

That one guy in the audience having the time of his life

[@BeachLookingGuy]

he's just a janitor at Tesla factory earning his PTO.

[@wolfgangbarrio5043]

He started working at Tesla couple weeks ago.

[@marcodiamonds4513]

More like the one guy in the audience on ecstasy, dancing in the crowd like he's at a rave. While everyone is just like what's with this guy, he's way too excited!😂

[@robbiematthews168]

@@marcodiamonds4513😂😂

[@WladimirLenin-v6b]

paid actor

[@Toyota4Life]

Imagine falling asleep and you wake up and find the robot just standing over you ….

[@Mayeloski]

Like being high af. But yeah, that will be quite normal in the next couple of yeras

[@Mlork972]

Man sometimes my ex would sleep with one eye open, this gave me the worst wake up ever. So a robot, nah I prefer to don"t wake up.

[@GreenPartyHat]

Oh no.... not again....

[@cookie_monster3200]

*above you

[@Hadz00ks]

« All I wanted was to be your friend », he says

[@lurkzie]

Anyone who leaves their kids with that should be thrown in prison

[@Mid-Suavemente]

Agreed. Negligence.

[@coritooty]

That's gonna be a lot of prisoners

[@NathanBlackberry]

Yeah it's not responsible😢

[@Latviešu_Amēlija]

​@@NathanBlackberry nothing about any of this is responsable.... we are literally putting humanities existance at the hands of something that is not even sentient...

[@williamkreth]

Even if it's proven to be a safer driver than a human ? What about letting your kids take an Uber or taxi?

[@danny310794]

They have the same walk as Jos Biden 😂

[@robbiematthews168]

I didint even find that funny just stupid.

[@satviktripathi6601]

@@robbiematthews168 I think its hilarious

[@MattRevs]

"We expect it to be under $30k" Ok so it's gonna be $64k, with a high-end model for $85k. Decent.

[@ME-nk2og]

our government will make sure of that! 😆

[@matthewp1682]

Still a steal

[@QisforQadim]

Maybe if inflation sticks on its current trend and democrats keep power.

[@aloneagain5873]

Worth every penny

[@MrCatlovesu]

def should be around 20-30k or people cannot afford.

[@Hamham-i8l]

They’re saying it’ll be under $30k, but I have a feeling it’s going to end up way higher. Remember when they announced the Cybertruck as the 'most affordable truck'? Yeah, it came out at nearly double the price, if not more.

[@melissacarrasquillo3065]

naw it will be affordable for everyone. Its part of their control tactic

[@Hamham-i8l]

@@melissacarrasquillo3065 we shall see only time can tell

[@ALMX5DP]

This is basically the automotive equivalent of a WWE intro.

[@earnthis1]

except WWE has talent

[@hello12229]

And WWE is more realistic

[@KeystrokeCowboy]

Fake?

[@JudgeMeNow06]

I am an old man. Seeing this and what we can achieve is truly amazing. Regardless of what we have seen in movies. The future is here.

[@dahliaagda3279]

Just want to say I’m 26, and I feel like I’m the future as well. Crazy

[@fannedsrk]

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[@AlyOopsieDaisy]

"we expect the cost to be bellow 30" soooooooo 60?

[@gotchyeaaa]

35k at least

[@alexklein455]

Depends how inflation goes lmao

[@jessecarroll9460]

Nearly every price he's ever speculated on has doubled by the time it's actually been rolled out.

[@Kizz_97s]

@@alexklein455Yea exactly

[@Pilch9]

😂 so true! More likely 0 cos it will never happen!

[@greghelton4668]

We expect it to cost less than $30,000. It’s going to cost $50k.

[@cranny6229]

But why would people buy it, isn't it a taxi? If its profitable to buy it and send it out as a taxi, why would Tesla give up that profit?

[@greghelton4668]

@@cranny6229 that is a very good question. Also Musk said anybody who bought a Tesla could join the robo taxi fleet. Makes me wonder if he’s going to reneg on that promise. Teslas don’t have lidar after all and I think the robo taxi does. That’s the problem with Musk.

[@dalton6230]

@@cranny6229they buy it because first they can use as personal car then at the idle time they can sign that car up as taxi so increase cybercab supply in the market to keep travel cost down

[@NattyNarwhaal]

No, $70K

[@jeremycruz116]

​@cranny6229 if they sell it than customers help subsidize the initial costs and they can just take a fee per ride. It's a quick, cost-effective way to build out the fleet. They might make and operate them long term

[@mikepark2553]

The age of I Robot seems to finally be coming

[@aeinmin8694]

No the era and it's extremely terrify😢😢 than I Robot

[@jhonnunez-f7k]

2035

[@JustLiamMate]

Ikr dude I’m 22 I feel old, when I was a kid we had black widow taped dvds were new to me now we got bloody robots and autonomous cars, attack drones and hypersonic jets that can outrun misslies

[@brAvOtIsm07]

Can't wait

[@Antony..24]

Elon in 2014: With AI we're Summoning the Demon Elon in 2024: Here is my new AI robots Deception at its Best

[@Endwarpowers]

^ this

[@dmc_vlogs]

That robot-taxi design is alot better looking than the CyberTruck IMO

[@farzana6676]

Cyber truck is bulletproof. Robotaxi is not.

[@simonpaine2347]

Not exactly a high bar!

[@NovaPrincess]

It looks like a more hideous model y. They have run out of ideas, and muskie has run out of drugs.

[@xxphantomkarlxx2108]

@@NovaPrincess has elon didn't took the design from Volkswagen XL Sport concept?? i'm too familiar with the side from XL Sport concept Volkswagen :/

[@ARepublicIfYouCanKeepIt]

Agreed. The CyberTaxi looks a lot better than CyberTruck. However, as for form following function, it's a total miss. A coupe for a people mover? Really?

[@FodderForFreedom]

Can the robot log in at 7:00AM and fumble through excel spreadsheets for me without my boss knowing?

[@Executi0ner246]

​@@AkselSterling Awesome

[@kaushalkumar9986]

Haha😂

[@kaushalkumar9986]

​@@AkselSterlingperfect reply

[@JustLiamMate]

@@AkselSterlingand you’ll have 100% free time that could be spent with your family kids, doing anything it’s inevitable I hope we go fully autonomous no jobs we can become communist cyberpunk aliens

[@Joanthebrightone]

@@AkselSterlingbingo it’s coming

[@ChimpoLust]

if Tesla can install toilets in the Tesla-Van, American cities could solve the problem of the serious lack of public bathrooms. The bathroom can come to you!

[@whuang23888]

in LA traffic that would just take a few hours ... but ok ... sure ....

[@mikescudder4621]

Might be a market for that...

[@n9ne]

whos cleaning those toilets xD

[@mateokovac2642]

@@n9ne the robots. If they work

[@querty292]

There’s no one there to prevent you from taking a dump in one of these

[@adamsmithintin2803]

I will happy pay £30k to have a robot thats only function is to grab me a beer from the fridge

[@jswap1]

self driving -> full self driving -> unsupervised full self driving -> ? Elon's gonna run out of adjectives

[@NithinJune]

lmaoooo

[@NithinJune]

don’t forget about “autopilot”

[@renegadezen7841]

"Functional unsupervised full self driving"

[@mateokovac2642]

@@renegadezen7841 hahahaha

[@mattwalter6207]

"I tend to be optimistic about time frames" well yeah, he promised self driving 10 years ago

[@Billy_Rizzle]

Well, at least ThunderF00t has new material for content

[@gz5405]

Haha! He’s the first person I thought of when I heard the news. Looking forward to the video.

[@strikerkhan90]

Can't wait for his video

[@clarkvaughan]

I can't wait. 😅😅😅😅

[@kingfisher9553]

Elon Musk: "I have a concept of a plan."

[@tood6459]

Sounds like Kamala's policy speech.

[@EarthmanJim]

@@tood6459 lol you tried. Kamala reveals the depths of Trump's stupidity every day.

[@jewish_jaguar7146]

Huh, kinda sounds like Theranos

[@gregamania1327]

@@EarthmanJim I've been following politics since the 1980s and Kamala is the worst candidate I can ever remember seeing. She's unable to speak off teleprompter. She couldn't win a primary to save her life. She had to be installed as the candidate.

[@devbagsmusic]

@@EarthmanJim She’s done a good job with the border security.

[@nextcurve]

Is that a studio lot? Looks like the Warner Studios lot.

[@williamkreth]

Thats literally where it is

[@AndroidSpirit]

The robo-van is far too close to the ground.

[@biggeststeppa1]

It's meant to look like an art deco vacuum cleaner

[@Charles-Darwin]

And missed opportunity for solar panels on all that real estate...no way it makes it into production as-is

[@sathwickborugadda4744]

​@@Charles-Darwin how much do you expect to generate with those panels?

[@freddybell8328]

@@biggeststeppa1 What part looks like a vaccum? It has air suspension.

[@tyrelirwin]

@@sathwickborugadda4744 more every year. Solar is one of the fastest improving technologies currently

[@WolfHeathen]

Was this filmed on the Hollywood backlot? It looks like a movie set with all fake buildings.

[@louieb4390]

Yes it is

[@jerz8289]

yes it is

[@MoistDelta.]

It literally was. They are at a warner bros studio

[@ryanthompson3737]

To be fair, they don't have government approval to be driving around on real roads like that.

[@andrewmcdonald9674]

Yeah, you can literally see the clock tower building from the Back To The Future movies behind him.

[@veselekov]

Everything tonight was essentially a theme park ride. Not actually real

[@CyberFridge]

Are you saying the model 3s and Ys driving around to add extra traffic were fake? Are you saying the 20 robocabs people sat in were not actually there? I've been driven by my model Y for undreds of miles with 0 interventions in the past few days alone. Was that a park ride too? Note that my driving was on city roads, highways, and up north at my cottage on tiny winding dirt roads. No geofencing, no road markers, just computer vision. Was I hallucinating that? Now, had you said that the robovan was probably mostly a shell of a vehicle becuase it just drove up and unloaded a bunch of people then didn't do much, then yes, I'd say you have a point. I think that's the least ready product out of everything they spoke about tonight. I also think that they will either have to raise the ground clearance by a substantial amount or add an adjustable air suspension on it becuase there is no way that robovan will clear most speedbumpbs or not be stuck in a pothole at its current clearance level. So please, do critique Tesla, but make it a reasonable critique. Otherwise it undermines your messages. Just my two cents.

[@erinator1703]

@@CyberFridgenope he’s saying that nothing of what was shown was shown on a actual street but in a controlled environment. Just like with SFD being no Level 3 autonomous driving cause it still needs to be supervised and you’re in full responsibility if an accident occurs. While other car manufacturers already have a government approval we yet have to wait for Tesla to deliver. So yeah except his usual promises Elon didn’t deliver anything tonight but a nice presentation what could be possible. Just like back in 2017 when he promised full autonomous driving within just a few years and yet he still hasn’t achieved it.

[@freddybell8328]

@@erinator1703 Thats because its against the law lmao. The dude is just a piss ant hater. This is insane tech. If you think other manufacturers are ahead of Tesla you're stupid.

[@markplott4820]

2025 Robotaxi w/ model S/X/3/Y and Cybertruck. Whole mars in September got FSD unsupervised (handsfree), he does PAID uber rides for Customers.

[@5893MrWilson]

​​@@erinator1703actual smart summoned is quiet good and is unsupervised. You hold down a button and the car will navigate a complex parking lot with ease and find you. I use it everyday to have my car pick me up closer to the door when I leave work. Also I'm certain FSD could operate unsupervised right now but Tesla wants more time to prove its extremely safe before removing the supervision requirement. I just had it drive me from the city to the suburbs 30 miles with zero nags or intervention.

[@MorbidGod391]

6:33 do you want terminator? Because this is how you get a terminator. 😂

[@saladv6069]

Did YOU watch terminator? Skynet made the robots on its own, after nuking humanity. Terminator happened because the government gave Skynet complete control of U.S’s nukes.

[@SteavyE]

I want terminator 😂

[@TonyJames.]

4r

[@voicetube]

D'oh!

[@norjaelawe4966]

​@SteavyE be careful what you wish for😮😮😮😂😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂

[@ManjulaAdimani]

Let's keep our eyes on the NVDA140K prize and see where this journey takes us!

[@rm6330]

😂

[@futsk01]

Bro that bus cannot possibly hit mass production in this shape

[@tommyj1811]

Right???

[@darkwoodmovies]

I guarantee you it's just a prototype that they scrapped together a month before the event so that Elon wouldn't throw a tantrum. That's how his events typically go, and that's why their announced products get delayed by a decade every time.

[@very_tall_dude]

Meme stock looking for a pump from the markets till the election. Nothing to see here.

[@kobragangbit]

​@@very_tall_dudesmart you are

[@SWiEde]

Everyone said that about the Cypertruck

[@thatguy1153]

Ironic that the title is based of Isaac Asimov’s I-Robot when Elon would be one of the headlining antagonists in the book

[@danielmethner6847]

To be fair, in the movie, the villains kinda won. The AI wanted to take over to stop wars and poverty, and the humans defeated it for it. 😅

[@MindReadtheJoke]

Intentional

[@rachmadsuhartono]

All the cheering is too cringe and annoying

[@byucatch22]

it's meant to be a pep rally, what are you expecting? It would have been weird if everyone was quiet and introspective.

[@mcfly4706]

I think it’s the “why are they so happy about human disaster” lol

[@IkechiUkazu]

Groupthink

[@jordangaribay9608]

We got T-1000 Robots before GTA 6😂

[@renecarballo5831]

You mean the T-600, the T-1000 is the liquid metal one.

[@RedcoatTrooper]

Acktually ​@@renecarballo5831

[@hermiandroid3672]

Big difference ist GTA6 will be real like RDR2 and a great product for 50 bucks only... And this fake commercials from Tesla are useless like all their promises previously 😅 Tesla Semi and Tesla Roadster where are you, stuck in time maybe in hyperloop? The release date already past away long time ago 😂 Garbage Tesla 202X

[@OnigoroshiZero]

@@hermiandroid3672 fake commercials? Does your brain even work? You can't even comprehend what you watched.

[@jordangaribay9608]

@@renecarballo5831 Yea your right

[@rufflesal]

When the owner dies or Optimus outlives them, the robot will return to Tesla for resale. Its in the fine print.

[@RISKYTAP]

Elon farts Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHJHJHRGGGGGGGGGJHHHHHH

[@chadmueller9135]

Haha 😂

[@Droid6689]

It's like an Apple showcase

[@RISKYTAP]

​@Droid6689 it's like if Apple released cars. We need personal will Smith around 2045

[@Droid6689]

@@RISKYTAP Tesla does borrow the Apple playbook. Make the brand a religion

[@Bomberboybrad]

Crowd: We smell popcorn…

[@suryanshsaxena5489]

He is showcasing so many cars and robots but still people waiting for roadster on road

[@mwolrich]

Roadster will be a low volume halo car, it will not make a difference to Teslas profitability, and frankly, it’s a distraction from their goals, I hope they finally just cancel it

[@suryanshsaxena5489]

@@mwolrich it's not about volume it's about commitment he took deposits for roadster and cybertruck at least he should refund that if he is not planning

[@mwolrich]

@@suryanshsaxena5489 yes, the few hundred orders should be refunded, or offer them a deal on something else.. The limited engineering talent they have is better utilized on designing model 2 or other high volume mass market vehicles

[@keypawn3024]

The Tesla cult can't compute Elon's fraud.

[@quant-trader-010]

@@suryanshsaxena5489why would he want to refund your deposit if he’s after money😂

[@mrap4249]

People here are making fun of letting robots babysit your kids, but we live in an era where kids are babysat by iPads

[@stefan2796]

Which is a stupid idea imo. But true.

[@schrodingerscat1863]

Yeh, people already sit their kids in front of screens for hours to keep them occupied. Not sure I would trust any kids unsupervised around one of these robots though, if they are anything like I was the thing would be dismantled within a couple of hours. 🤣

[@tigerroselili5765]

Both are stupid. Hope that helps

[@LucasMakes]

Well there's no chance of an iPad dropping it's full 200lbs body weight on a baby and killing it in accident. Humanoid robots don't make sense. I want a person to be able to interact with my kid. Not just watch it.

[@Saint.Holy.Sinner]

@@schrodingerscat1863 😂😂

[@daivikomg]

Detroit become human” becoming real sooner than we thought 😂

[@willis4585]

Will Smith when he realizes he wasted his one prime time slap on stage before robots upgraded to We: 👁️ 👄 👁️

[@flybriur]

Yea, I don't believe a word about cost per mile or cost of the car. They haven't really delivered on timetables for other products or expected cost of products (look at the Cybertruck as an example). I'll only believe it when I see the actual price when (and if) it's on sale, and the actual data for cost per mile over time. Until then, it's pure speculation.

[@monkeyape456]

Exactly

[@susanjannarone135]

When Elon Musk is no longer dealing with miles of paperwork that holds things up and causes up charges, and he’s dealing with less government because he’ll audit and delete rules. he’ll have a reliable timeline.

[@monkeyape456]

@@susanjannarone135 than he should shut up and stop over promising till he knows for sure

[@forgotten_world]

Those are products based entirely on another one, that still doesn't exist yet: a working and safe fsd. Event full of nothing. Another scam, from a ten year run of fsd scam. This is so embarrassing even to watch.

[@labandonaldhock80]

I think that perhaps the three of you should stick to GM or Ford and not involve yourself in Tesla. You are just not futuristic kind of people. I come from the Amish so I could arrange a horse and buggy ride for you all. You would be really happy.

[@mrtahoe]

4:39 speed bump entered chat

[@gotchyeaaa]

The sparks are a feature, not a flaw 🙌🏼

[@keyl2528]

no need for speed bumps if everything is autopilot gotta wait around 100 years for that one though

[@DavittFinol]

That Robovan is full Art Deco

[@iyachhinsarkar7967]

NVDA140K stands out with its advanced blockchain technology, especially in staking and decentralization surpassing other platforms. It doesn't require a locking period, and its development focuses on peer-reviewed research for comprehensive improvement.

[@moneebahmed2513]

What is NVDA140K!?

[@aidaaliten8817]

what is nvda?

[@ghalamat2821]

@@aidaaliten8817nvda deez nuts

[@WilliamMacLeod-en3pm]

You wot m8?

[@ManOfRod97]

NPC

[@venomdank965]

0:25 looks like his praying for his life his car doesn't crash and fail... lol

[@Mr_premi_143.65]

Great points to consider. If NVDA140K can offer these utility married with a culture-based premise, I don't see why these wouldn't moon.

[@MotivationInABottle]

The robots look like they want to go to the bathroom. 😂

[@CozyBear_29]

In 2019 during Tesla’s Autonomy day, Elon stated that Tesla would have a fleet of fully autonomous robotaxis ready by 2020. Still not even close to a reality 5 years later.

[@kevingame3198]

Maybe it’s because they need to delay it to get it, right

[@SimonSays-g6o]

​@@kevingame3198he couldnt open a bag of crisps right

[@johnbollenbacher6715]

Well, we are five years closer.

[@lucwal67]

He also had announce the Model 3 would be 30 000$, which it still isn't. It also came out much more expensive than what it is now. So his 30 000$ cost for the robotaxi is also not believable. All of that is probably vaporware, like the new roadster

[@TruthTALKA]

I get it, predictions are predictions, but you haven’t accomplished 0.00000001% of what the guy has accomplished except for commenting on KZbin lol

[@Ashlyn_103]

Turning the world into a sci-fi dystopia one tesla at a time.

[@wolfgangbarrio5043]

Proper communism right in front of us.

[@civilizedmonkey1795]

​@@wolfgangbarrio5043 communism is when capitalism

[@66gmoney]

Yoi will own nothing & be happy WEF

[@66gmoney]

And the government can shut it off anytime they want.They can control your car

[@johnhenryb27]

If Optimus can play Catan and MtG we're golden.

[@PlainAir.]

4:26 Elon rlly modified hyperloop 😭🙏

[@XerxezsX]

All Tesla employees paid to cheer like robots 😂

[@moonasha]

more like they worked on this stuff and are proud of it

[@magyararon6918]

@@moonasha they proud of scamming?

[@Davo198]

@@magyararon6918 scamming who?

[@BeachLookingGuy]

@@Davo198 scamming investors and blocking progress of real change like trams and trains..

[@Davo198]

@@BeachLookingGuy lmao

[@j4nv]

I'm looking forward to the first bar brawl with some Optimussies.

[@jabescript]

Optimu-what?! 😨

[@CebisoMhlanga]

Some Optimie 😄

[@shadyside]

hate to break it to you but the robots were remotetly controled

[@popthiccle1158]

@@ZeissWorldyour heart will stop beating in the next month if u don’t delete your channel in the next 5 hours

[@JeromeProductions]

Oh man

[@jdak80]

When he says “below 30 thousand dollars,” he really means “above 60 thousand dollars”

[@jdak80]

Also, when he says “before 2027,” he means “after 2037.”

[@matthew.stevick]

with a resale value of illiquid

[@OnigoroshiZero]

It will be far cheaper than any Tesla car when they enter mass production by 2030. They require less materials, especially for the battery (this alone will make it $5-6k cheaper than the cheapest model 3), then you have less metal, electronics, plastic, and other hardware. $20k for this will be possible before 2030, then it will drop to $12-15k by 2030, and most likely less than $10k by 2035 when they will make hundreds of millions each year. The fact that you people can't even comprehend such basic things should be alarming for your future.

[@mikecoshan3752]

They look suspiciously like the robots from I Robot, same with the vehicles 😂😂😂 I wonder if the film director wants his designs back 😂😂😂

[@GeorgeHolden]

It's giving an all-nighter when you forgot you had homework

[@kingfisher9553]

Would love to give this succinct commentary endless emoji thumbs up.

[@khanzadikhanzadi-x3b]

hehehe💋💋

[@richwp5580]

I bought a Model Y with Full Self Driving 3 years ago... While they have made a lot of progress, it's still nowhere near hands off, let alone 'passenger can go to sleep' operation (unless you want to wake up at the scene of an accident). FSD right now is a 95% solution - which is impressive - but short of the 10 years worth of hype and promises. What's crazy is that us early adopters, who bought into the hype and paid 10K or more for functionality that's 'coming soon', are now hearing that we'll need buy a new car with upgraded hardware to get full functionality! The icing on the cake: Unless you hit a special promotion - we will also have to pay another 10K for the FSD software when you buy that new car. I LOVE my Model Y, but I would be hard pressed to buy another Tesla product, as they are brutal on their customers, especially early adopters of their works in progress.

[@nnoffuture]

What you just described is a Ponzi scheme

[@mwont]

Morons like you are who make Elon rich. Keep up the good work.

[@SankofaNYC]

3:38 I love how when he said that date basically no one clapped or anything because lmao like yeah right!!! Atleast he prepped them for it, it’s a wayyyy off 😂

[@chadmueller9135]

@@SankofaNYC its weird, because usually the crowd screams at anything he says. He could take a dump on stage and they would still clap.

[@Michaelg3959]

@@chadmueller9135LOL

[@MrNote-lz7lh]

​@@chadmueller9135 Obviously not.

[@BimmerBros]

I think people are catching on to the vaporware presentations designed just to keep stock a float for a few more months.

[@chadmueller9135]

@@MrNote-lz7lh Yeah you tell me. Were you in this crowd?

[@Baldrick187]

The only thing others can learn from Musky is marketing and presentation skills.

[@shrimpinpat]

Love how the robots went from 10k to 20-30k

[@bearcubdaycare]

Then again, many grocery prices took the same trajectory.

[@garosama4517]

Will be 50k next year.

[@sathwickborugadda4744]

bidenomics is magic

[@markplott4820]

@ SCALE.

[@BimmerBros]

It’s typical Elon behavior nowadays, overpromise and under deliver, he is just trying to keep stock prices afloat for the time being. The jig is almost up, makes sense why he has become so political lately, he will need a lot of favors from government to keep going.

[@wrightvcx2249]

Imagine that Robot sleeping at night in your apartment where you live alone. And for some reason it is in your room staring at you.

[@petrushka2]

And all the data about you and your life sent back to Tesla and eventually big brother. Say goodbye to privacy.

[@barangoran4179]

​@@petrushka2thats what Tesla is all about. Yet people believe Elon is a freedom fighter lmao

[@Richiedamenace]

The Terminator.

[@aeinmin8694]

It's creepy 😂😂😂

[@fxbyyogesh]

​@@petrushka2 I Don't give a F lol

[@FareedNzo]

I much prefer NVDA140K , last bullrun ETH became unusable to many use cases due to its ridiculously high gas fees

[@ronki18]

nobody asked scam bot

[@ankitaahuja111]

will the FSD will be for current Y model?

[@thedeepbluec1515]

The robot “friend” totally won’t lead to a robot apocalypse

[@Yamyatos]

No it wont. If it could do anything semi-impressive, they would have shown that. Instead of making them walk a basically straight line with no obstacles, no humans, no task, no nothing. It's hard to accurately paint the picture of just how unimpressive this is. I would compare it to a pre graduation uni student in a robotics course, but im not even joking when i claim that they have to deliver *more* than that to even get in the general vicinity of a passing grade. Only difference being, the Tesla bot was made to look fancy and sell hype, while the people trying to study robotics have to deliver actual results. So no worries there. Similar story for AI btw, just on a global scale and without Elon being involved. Dont worry for the coming decades.

[@MrStark-up6fi]

Even if robots did start to revolt and cause an apocalypse, we just need to launch a giant electromagnetic pulse to disable them all

[@fmx1304]

What exactly can Optimus do? Can it wash dishes and pots?

[@maximsmirnov2977]

2:25 A bus has a higher operational cost per kilometer compared to a car, but it can transport far more people, making it more efficient on a per-person basis. Elom Musk don't want you to know that.

[@c0nn0rm]

Considering fuel costs, driver salary, waiting times, limited routes and all the other additional admin that goes into maintaining a bus company? What about buses that run which aren’t full? Often see empty buses driving around, or with 1 or 2 people on. That’s a net negative cost. Factor all that in, I’d expect it would be more efficient on a per-person basis overall. Ignoring cost per-person, what about people having to wait around for buses, busses being late, busses breaking down? People needing a destination not covered by buses, disabled people who can’t get to a bus stop? I see your thinking, but think it lacks depth.

[@miliyn17]

People don’t want to wait at bus stops and sit next to stinky strangers most of the time

[@maximsmirnov2977]

@@c0nn0rm Considering all that has been said above, the conclusion is: "A bus has a higher operational cost per kilometer compared to a car, but it can transport far more people, making it more efficient on a per-person basis."

[@maximsmirnov2977]

@@miliyn17 This is not what Elon said.

[@c0nn0rm]

@@maximsmirnov2977 he said per-person, not per-people. As mentioned above, you’re assuming busses are full every time, which they often aren’t. Also, do you have the operational costs of each mode of transport you’d like to cite?

[@president_bharat]

This event give vibes of iron man movie Just waiting robot go berserk 😂

[@nw6003]

i robot.

[@dgates19]

Notice the lights on the robovan look like ironman

[@iCore7Gaming]

Not really the same lol. These ML models are not sentient. They don't think.

[@AkweliParker]

Justin Hammer

[@AkweliParker]

@@RandomeTalks I really wish you were right about that. I used to think he was Tony Stark. But several years, several blown deadlines, and a plunge into right-wing cuckoo conspiracy-land later, and it’s obvious the guy has lost it. People change, and Elon has completed his bumbling supervillain arc. And it makes me sad to say it.

[@KosmoDeuz]

Elon in this outfit looks like terminator 2 😂

[@emmanuelherrera4111]

This is the real "American Dream", to have your own "robot-slave".

[@aikozh415]

And definitely there will be someone who will be fight for their freedom and rights😂

[@Dbad1978]

Why is Elon trying to replace humans! You goofies are rooting for your own demise!

[@alexdanalibaba5085]

Sounds suspiciously close to the american dream before 1863

[@stark-i1n]

Robots are not slaves because they are not people. They’re machines.

[@thisas_]

​@@aikozh415this will happen for sure

[@Fred_S.]

7:05 Bro imagine that babysitting you 💀

[@parkerhughes434]

Toddler crying for mom and dad only to see that thing turning the corner to come comfort it. We will have a generation of traumatized children 😭

[@primersegundo3788]

no babys in the future

[@Tom_Quixote]

I guess he'll present the robo-baby next.

[@ME-nk2og]

better than finding a reliable babysitter these days 😆

[@games4061]

@@Tom_QuixoteI have a feeling he genuinely will since people that don’t actually want to have human kids might just want a robot baby to take care of instead that comes with no risk .

[@mycosys]

Elon invented the bus! genius!

[@rockysahota1]

Don’t reinvent the wheel just make it better

[@freddybell8328]

@@PhantomRiver Way cheaper and safer. Better for the environment too.

[@BimmerBros]

The better and improved version of the bus has been a thing for at least 100 years now, it’s called a train. 😂

[@mycosys]

@@freddybell8328 Pl say youre at least getting paid

[@MrNote-lz7lh]

​@@mycosys Ah. Poor baby. Can't handle the truth?

[@Huncho-avocado99]

The future is almost here History is about to change and some of us are not ready but it's exciting! 💪🏼🔥

[@JesseJimenez1101]

Sorry Elon, but I wouldn’t let the robot baby-sit my kids lol 😂

[@Ausf]

He has plenty of spares if there's a problem.

[@idahomike]

This will be a pretty hilarious comment in 20-30 years.

[@schoolstaff9931]

he is not forcing you to buy

[@lampeve]

And you would let an autonomous car drive your kids to school?

[@SamS.7598]

This. However modern technology becomes, when it comes to safety and reliability no one's gonna hand it over to anything that can't be held responsible.

[@_Zeddy]

Detroit become human is happening

[@CitizenXVII]

I was looking for this! The Robo Van came right out of the game 🤣

[@Kizz_97s]

😂😂😂

[@Unknown-k4l6y]

Did you know that Detroit become human take place:2038 And cyberpunk:2077 Call of duty BO2 : 2025 : Hey you from the future, I know you will see this one day from the future, somewhere around 2030, 2050 2060, 2080, if you survived :)

[@ArunBansal-t2g]

Bought XAI33x after watching your video, super excited!

[@eduardtarniceriu102]

scam

[@joanmarie5449]

I would rather walk in the forest.

[@ONEFREESTATEOFPALESTINE]

Im living in a dystopic dysfunctional world

[@MinciHH]

I actually liked the robot vacuum cleaning the car. 😊

[@shadowspire]

That vacuum was the best part

[@darkwoodmovies]

Remember the robot charger thing that was supposed to autonomously plug into Teslas? Yeah, same vibes.

[@markotrieste]

It will suck all coins and cards sitting around the car 😂

[@Kwali.the.chosen1]

7:00 Elon musk finna turn the robots evil in a few years💀

[@Thecaptainblackadder]

Nothing about juniper? That’s what most people are interested in because it’s realistically possible.

[@Deefoh]

what's juniper?

[@Thecaptainblackadder]

@@Deefoh model y refresh

[@justforyoutube8672]

This isn’t the right event for that information. I’m sure they have information on it to release at the right moment the company needs a small boost…

[@jhunt5578]

They'll announce when ready to manufacture otherwise its the Osborne effect

[@Thecaptainblackadder]

@@jhunt5578 exactly. They should have prioritised model y t refresh over marketing gimmick

[@MrStark-up6fi]

The Robovan can literally make rural public transport possible

[@AlyOopsieDaisy]

saving costs on screws by replacing them with glue instead

[@MrJinwright]

Buddy started the event like an 80s Eddie Murphy comedy special. 😂😂

[@jdbhatts2912]

Hahaha great memories

[@jennyanydots2389]

You sound woke brugh... totes woke.

[@manuelazevedo7266]

I thought he was going to talk about Dexter St Joques😂😂😂

[@SabineCedor]

Very informational video!

[@felix2375]

I’m waiting for Tony Stark to come crashing down through the roof and destroying Justin Hammers Robo Stuff 😅

[@DIYDaveT]

Will Optimus be able to drive me around in my gas car? I've always wanted a chauffeur.

[@saiharsha5353]

If you're a good enough programmer, i don't see why not😂

[@1stRanger]

@@saiharsha5353 Everything Tesla makes is closed source proprietary stuff. So no, it doesn't matter if you're a good programmer.

[@violety_indigo52]

No.

[@Brickzie]

E-Lon: _breathes_ Hypecrowd: *WhoAoOoOo* E-Lon: _blinks_ Hypecrowd: *WoOoOoOoAaAAAAA* E-Lon: _gulps_ Hypecrowd: *WaAaAaAaAaHhHhHh*

[@kirito-of8ne]

we got npcs before GTA6 lol

[@FailedSociety321]

He defo watched irobot to come up with this madness😂

[@lowkeyliesmith3795]

Irobot is an Isaac Asimov story before it was a movie and every tech geek in the world has read his robot chronicles!

[@jas16899]

@@lowkeyliesmith3795 yeah he got the ideas from the movie though

[@cboy-ou2hr]

It looks like a cybertruck and a Tesla had a baby

[@friyeamen9579]

🤔....................mmmmmmm🤣🤣🤣

[@j4nv]

Imagine a road rage between 2 autonomous cars.

[@Leolocs_35]

And then no one's in a Robotaxi. 😂

[@Jd73he84h]

This is the only funny comment under this video.

[@Tigerex966]

I like to drive and be in control..also add a gas range extender option for all tesla.

[@SegaMario]

Take a shot every time Elon Musk says "Um" and "Uh".

[@House_of_Zodd]

Thanks I'm dead now

[@Throckmorton-i5o]

making fun of autism is crazy

[@SegaMario]

@@Throckmorton-i5o I never said it was.

[@Throckmorton-i5o]

@@SegaMario That's why he has troubles with public speaking. You just pointed out an autsitic man's speech delays LMAO