Coach McGuirk - Well, I just drank pee.

[@murderc27]

"I pee in Coach McGuirk's canteen." "What?!" "I PEEE in Coach McGuirk's canteen."

[@FireMinstrel]

Eet ees practically joke...

[@louskunt125]

I will tell her about the peeeeee

[@Tw1zzl3rs]

"I Peeeeeee in Coach Mcguirk KAN-TEEEEEN" 😂 😂 Love that accent and delivery

[@BigDangerous311]

"How did you identify it so quickly?" "Because, I drank it before, but that's... Alright." Roflmao!

[@MichaelWatersYT]

I miss this show. This was the first episode I ever saw. My dad and I were laughing our asses off.

[@stantonrogers]

Me Too

[@leviburris3744]

Lol same here! 😂

[@TrueNomadSkies]

This was the first one I saw too. For years I thought I made it up. Glad to see it's real and now I can annoy people by linking them here.

[@Lee-ed9wv]

Great scene. Laughed my ass off. Like bloo cheese episode of fosters.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

What i loved about this episode was that it showcased Brendon and McGuriks relationship where Brendon is one of the few people who can talk to McGuirk on a personal level, as well as showing that while McGurik has some real problems and gets angry sometimes, he actually is a good person inside, realizing that he cannot leave the kids alone no matter how much they pissed him off.

[@BrenTenkage]

"who went wee wee in my canteen" that is a line that has stuck with me for so many years and I don't know why...its just so funny

[@BrenTenkage]

ya know the best part is that I could totally see Archer in the series saying this...like everyone is camping (like some employee trust exercise) he grabs his canteen full of water and he spits it out and calls out that line and then decks Daryl afterwards even if he didn't do that

[@ianstratton]

That line was used in promos when it first aired on Adult Swim.

[@BrenTenkage]

@@ianstratton holy crap thats where I heard about it...thank you

[@DoggyBaggg]

“Shut up, Melissa..” 😂😂😂

[@KniGhTKrawLeR9]

For years afterwards, whenever we're all in the college cafeteria, one of us would blurt out in a fake Russian accent "We Do NOT Drink Pee In Russia!" and everyone would just die laughing. Even people who didn't watch the show to know where the line comes from. Good times.

[@Randomark3087]

Coach-"Ya know what that tastes like?! It's disgusting!" Melissa-"How fo YOU know what it tastes like?" Coach-"I just tasted it!" Brendan-"How did you identify it so quickly?"

[@jalencampbell8807]

Coach: Because I drank it before, but that’s-alright.

[@Tshot88]

Nostalgia. Watching this old clip makes me laugh hard. The show was brilliant and had humor that appealed to a large audience. I used to watch this show with my mom before going to bed, both of us laughing at differing parts.

[@rich_da_prophet6424]

Tshot88 I did too! omg

[@apollo105]

This was my introduction to adult swim. I genuinely miss these days

[@bored5094]

I love that when it’s dark it only shows the eyes

[@levvy3006]

This show is still funny years later

[@jeffs1546]

Did you expect it to stop being funny?

[@GooseGumlizzard]

@@jeffs1546 lol for real

[@elltell1990]

"How's it going?" "Well I just drank pee. How's it going with you?" Sounds like Bear Grylls and an old friend catching up!

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Oh, well, thats uh pretty good j-Holy shit, seven year old comment!

[@324888]

Lmfao!! " Coach is taking his pee canteen and he is going!" Lol

[@grandcreator11]

Lmao

[@simonpeter5032]

One of the funniest scenes in the show. This and when he’s launching soccer balls at him att he end.

[@squishybrick]

Are you honestly forgetting the time he cut down a set of metal double-doors with samurai swords, before kicking them down, just to deliver the stone-cold one-liner "... Spahgetti time.." as everyone ran out of the room screaming? That's my personal favorite.

[@DarkNeckrowSilence]

Tastes like pee turkey now everything tastes like pee to me. Omg that killed me lol

[@hoid6126]

"Well, I just drank pee. How's it goin' with you??"

[@ShyVioletIsShy]

Every now and then I say "People do not drink pee in Russia."

[@DanTheEnigma]

"Coach. If you leave us, you're screwed."

[@cindygreene3353]

"Well, I just drank pee. How's it going with you?"

[@grandcreator11]

How he gets mad and he straight up blame Brandon for it lmao

[@rich_da_prophet6424]

"Shut up Melissa!"

[@mr.l8723]

“And If I get fired, I’ll do something stupid, and I’ll go back to jail.”😂😂😂

[@PythonomorphaMF]

i watched this just because i wanted to hear "We do not drink PEE in Russia!'

[@Acrobatdog99]

Who Went Wee Wee In My Canteen! LOL!

[@steventaliaferro7880]

This was the first scene I ever saw of this show. I was 13 at the time and had no idea what this was, but it made me laugh so hard! “How do you know what it tastes like?” “Because I just tasted it!” “How did you identify it so quickly?” “Because I drank it before! That’s.....all right.”

[@thesicilianguitarist]

@Azraelseraphim Haha yeah I love that part too..."Maybe someone did it by accident" "Shut up Melissa." It's like he was thinking "Oh yeah, someone is gonna accidentally grab my canteen, and accidentally go wee wee in it."

[@InZach_WeTrust]

Coach mcguirk: Taste like pee turkey now everything taste like pee to me. 3:26 Dude this is so hilarious 🤣

[@Memer-mu8hb]

1:46 You know what the punishment is, you'll never go home!! Hahahaahahah

[@raiford5082]

so this is the episode i saw as a kid, am telling you guys typing in adult cartoon where kids go on camping trip with coach and pee in his canteen will never find you this cartoon.

[@itsAmeOFP]

“Maybe someone did it by accident” _shut up Melissa_

[@returnosf5043]

People do not drink pee in Russia

[@BigDangerous311]

What is canteen? :)

[@Karlos1234ify]

This is canteen, Eugene.

[@Moe_Lester_fromUptwn]

@@kmaster9108 you must be fun.

[@DeluxeSlayer]

@@kmaster9108 He quoted the video are you that dumb

[@thehammurabichode7994]

@@kmaster9108 *Such as piss, if you're Russian*

[@ieaturentirefamilysorgans7026]

@@kmaster9108 it's ok

[@imnotaregularmomimacoolmom6069]

This was ahead of it's time

[@MisterInevitable]

"What is Kan-Teen?" Will never not make me laugh

[@Delightfully_Witchy]

"People do not drink pee on Russia! People do not!" True Fact: The role of Eugene is portayed by Tommy Wiseau.

[@wendy.toe.jamz.]

It's actually Gene's voice actor from Bob's Burgers.. small world ;/

[@Delightfully_Witchy]

@@wendy.toe.jamz. Lol, I know. I was joking :)

[@GrassValleyGreg]

Because I drank it before; But that's... *sigh* ...Alright....

[@ThisGuy1988]

I will tell her about the peeeeeeeeee.

[@AZNXXXful14]

My sides are just gone XD

[@modman287]

I absolutely love the fact that hes npt worried about going to jail for abandoning him. Hes worried hell get fired and then do something stupid to go to jail.

[@FunkoFunkoFunko]

I'm sure that 90% of this show was improvised

[@basicallysnake]

Only the first season was 100% improvised, but otherwise you are right

[@damiananguiano5295]

Idk why but the outline of coach mcgurke is funny to me

[@basicallysnake]

You can barely even identify him as a human when he’s just outline

[@tikquajohnson1861]

Lol I love this episode

[@damiananguiano5295]

This is the only cartoon where all you see is eyes and is still funny

[@Azraelseraphim]

@intergalacticman2012 I love this show. Thanks for uploading this scene.

[@DemomanX614]

What ez canteen?

[@deadschooled]

I heard him do it. He… narrated it.

[@steventaliaferro7880]

I’m still wrapping my head around the fact Eugene is voiced by Eugene Mirman.

[@OsGNightrider]

Tastes like pee Turkey now that got me 😂

[@petewadesays12]

Brendon may be Dethklok, H Jon may be Archer and Bob.... But they'll always be Brendon and Coach to me

[@zeokingsilver]

"What is canteen?"

[@GrassValleyGreg]

I will tell her about the *pee*

[@Denton91]

On man youre a freak! Love that tbh

[@super_1036]

"I'll go back to jail"

[@zeokingsilver]

"I have canteen.''

[@dallas5609]

Eugene accent is so funny.

[@TheAutisticCapricorn811]

I always thought Ukrainian accents and Russian accents sound very alike, no difference whatsoever. Because I hear people who say they're from Ukraine talk like they from Russia, and people who say they're from Russia are instead from Ukraine.

[@Elusivemoney1]

@@TheAutisticCapricorn811 bro

[@2010sGal]

0:55 The spit mist looks cool

[@MortonGoldthwait]

This is canteen eugene.

[@Tsumami__]

Because I drank it before

[@Addahandletocontinue5972]

@rocket grunt "milkbag" lmao

[@stonecolddrobillstompamudh6631]

lol 0:38 , the dry since of humor is genus

[@idabneyboy26]

lmao too funny!

[@belpop]

I love this show

[@Moe_Lester_fromUptwn]

It iz Praktikly jhoke! Ghahahaha ! /^_^\ 😂💀

[@AvitalShtap]

It is practically joke:))

[@K155Demon]

taste like pee turkey lmao

[@Margatroid]

Everything tastes like pee to me now.

[@BaronOfAnarchy]

Reminds me of the time I peed out of the 3rd floor window in the building where I live when I was a teen.

[@Azraelseraphim]

Shut up Melissa. LOL.

[@ellnats]

taste like pee turkey

[@reaver8338]

This is fucking hilarious

[@alaarafa-price1601]

DIT brought me here lol

[@Hecticatia]

This is literally Jojo’s part 5

[@intergalacticman2012]

@Azraelseraphim It is practically joke.

[@kgpspyguy]

This episode must've been hard to animate.

[@Blak2blue]

Yeeaahh 🤣🤣

[@DavidFilmore]

Where's the rest of this? This scene goes at least another minute.

[@purpleguylovesfnaf9319]

0:58 is really funny

[@Stucks_]

What do you mean how am I?

[@strokesfan1107]

pee turkey, oh my god

[@sharkface402]

Awesome!!!

[@tempusnon2157]

What is canteeen?

[@KingLich451]

water container

[@ShaDO118k]

You know, if their was cursing in this show, it honestly would fit so well.

[@putmeawayplease]

they don’t really need to since it’s very obvious when mcguirk wants to curse lol. besides, i like the suspension of disbelief where you think “alright, well they’re all kids, so naturally people won’t be swearing at them so often”. it gives it a nice, believable charm in the surrealistic “little adulthood” world they construct.

[@SéaFid]

Eh the overuse of cursing ruins the fun of cursing. If the words become basic they lose their zing

[@MeowthRocket]

And Eugene....... went on to voice Gene Belcher.

[@BigDangerous311]

Along with H Jon Benjamin as Bob. Fun fact, Jon Benjamin voiced both Jason and Coach McGuirk on this show and provided some additional material like, voices for ancillary characters.

[@TheDrStank]

then ill do something stupid and ill go back to jail

[@BigDangerous311]

Back?! Lol

[@TheAutisticCapricorn811]

This feel like a father-son talk to me.

[@gamesurvivor3129]

Okay you remember this when you were a kid and you're not supposed to be watching this when I was a kid I was never allowed to watch the show but I loved it I wish Cartoon Network would bring back the greatest shows on Cartoon Network history but unfortunately just going downhill I mean look at Nickelodeon they brought the back the old ones but they put them on at night think about it honestly

[@Karlos1234ify]

Same here

[@FireMinstrel]

Eet ees prek-tik-lee joke!

[@matthewschwartz2225]

How are ya? How's it going?

[@SlamTomatoCartoons]

Euguene kinda sounds like a proto-Skwisgaar.

[@bambibelle84]

Does anyone remember what episode was it that his mom is showing him a video when he was a baby and he's saying the alphabet and he misses the letter P and he says "Pee Mom Pee" and he starts peeing??? What episode was that scene in??

[@cyburntwentytwelve2455]

Eugene from Bob's burgers

[@damiananguiano5295]

What Brendan? Come over her to tell me something?

[@iisthestickmanman8835]

What is canteen??

[@iisthestickmanman8835]

Damn I put this here 2 years ago

[@KingLich451]

@@iisthestickmanman8835 it's water container

[@Thompsonnw]

Anyone can survive by drinking their own pee.

[@SéaFid]

Untrue. Eventually you will be drinking too many salts. You need to distill it to separate the water.

[@JulesHinmon]

How is someone pissing in a canteen an accident, LOL?

[@intergalacticman2012]

@mongproductions1 ha!

[@fayswan69]

Me too.

[@Thompsonnw]

A pre Bob's Burgers H Jon Benjamin & Eugene Miriam.

[@elguitarristaandres3965]

I'm the 1,000th like

[@ntvblue]

PEE PEE BREATH