COCAlNE BEAR - Why Does Everyone Love This???

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Elvis The Alien

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11 ай бұрын

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@ElvistheAlien
@ElvistheAlien 11 ай бұрын
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@tdw1127
@tdw1127 11 ай бұрын
No thanks.
@Screech6237
@Screech6237 11 ай бұрын
Yo
@ExtremeMonke
@ExtremeMonke 11 ай бұрын
I heard the classified documents are free, unlike everything else in the game.
@xenomorphairsofting8988
@xenomorphairsofting8988 11 ай бұрын
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@olhix7272
@olhix7272 11 ай бұрын
Is that not Ice Cubes son?
@somerandolad
@somerandolad 11 ай бұрын
If this were a movie with Nicolas Cage dressed as a bear, this would've been an A++.
@PooPooLord69
@PooPooLord69 11 ай бұрын
Actually true tho
@willett.york11
@willett.york11 11 ай бұрын
Nah that would be too epic
@michelleanderson245
@michelleanderson245 11 ай бұрын
They probably could have saved this movie with Cage
@Mondoness
@Mondoness 11 ай бұрын
So like from The Wicker Man? Were the scene hes dressed in a bear suit and knocking out women. A movie? Yeah, I'd pay to see it.
@irishjoe9195
@irishjoe9195 11 ай бұрын
@@Mondonessgreat scene
@_The_Archive_
@_The_Archive_ 11 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: Cocaine Bear was intended to be a temporary working title. The producers decided to release it under that name as they "...couldn't think of anything else".
@waltercomunello121
@waltercomunello121 11 ай бұрын
that's... funny.
@The_official_Roman_Empire
@The_official_Roman_Empire 11 ай бұрын
I mean.. could you think of a better name?
@slushiefromzolar
@slushiefromzolar 11 ай бұрын
@@The_official_Roman_EmpireBocaine Cear
@ieatmice751
@ieatmice751 11 ай бұрын
@@slushiefromzolarthat’s the sequel
@jarrodoakley6911
@jarrodoakley6911 11 ай бұрын
It got snakes on a plane’d
@shotpack8374
@shotpack8374 11 ай бұрын
Fun fact: the bear’s body was given to a taxidermist and turn into a statue nicknamed “Pablo escabear”(look it up) and was given to a museum where it stayed for a while and even had some merchandise and was eventually moved to a warehouse where it’s currently staying
@skebapplejefferiso308
@skebapplejefferiso308 11 ай бұрын
Really? Pablo Esco-bear?
@shotpack8374
@shotpack8374 11 ай бұрын
@@skebapplejefferiso308 it’s true
@AshChiCupcak
@AshChiCupcak 11 ай бұрын
A museum? I thought it was on display in a mall in Kentucky.
@stuart23969
@stuart23969 11 ай бұрын
Thought it was a cgi bear
@lizzyrank5405
@lizzyrank5405 11 ай бұрын
@@AshChiCupcak it is
@morganboes7641
@morganboes7641 11 ай бұрын
For a movie called Cocaine Bear, there was not nearly enough Cocaine Bear in this film.
@poultry-lover6665
@poultry-lover6665 11 ай бұрын
Bro the entire movie is around coke
@benabramowitz18
@benabramowitz18 11 ай бұрын
"I saw this movie about a BEAR that does COCAINE, and all these people had to find the COCAINE and run from the BEAR, and if they got too close to the COCAINE or the BEAR, they would die! I think it was called _The Bystanders Who Couldn't Slow Down."_
@mordakie3805
@mordakie3805 10 ай бұрын
So you didnt watch it?
@morganboes7641
@morganboes7641 10 ай бұрын
@@mordakie3805 I did, and I wish there were more scenes with the bear fucking shit up.
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 2 ай бұрын
@mord so you did watch it?
@admiralweb27
@admiralweb27 11 ай бұрын
I can't wait for the sequel, Cocaine Bear: Blood and Honey.
@azaanimations319
@azaanimations319 11 ай бұрын
Pooh Vs. Cocaine Bear: Coke and Honey My bet is on Pooh.
@nightmarishcompositions4536
@nightmarishcompositions4536 11 ай бұрын
@@azaanimations319 This is the Freddy vs. Jason of modern times.
@azaanimations319
@azaanimations319 11 ай бұрын
@@nightmarishcompositions4536 Yup.
@azaanimations319
@azaanimations319 11 ай бұрын
@@nightmarishcompositions4536 In the end, both realize that they're actually besties because they're both addicted to sugary substances, so they band together to fight the mastermind behind it all, Freddy Fazbear.
@MSinistrari
@MSinistrari 11 ай бұрын
They should do something with the Italian Cocaine Boars. Some wild boars got into a drug dealer's warehouse in Tuscany and went on a rampage with the cocaine they ate.
@KaeYoss
@KaeYoss 11 ай бұрын
One kid escapes a bear by CLIMBING A TREE? That's like escaping a crocodile by jumping in the water!
@ArcticKrill
@ArcticKrill 10 ай бұрын
Or climbing a tree. Crocodiles can climb trees
@KaeYoss
@KaeYoss 10 ай бұрын
@@ArcticKrill Say what? That can't be. Like straight-up straight-up tree? Vertical.
@Scarshadow666
@Scarshadow666 2 ай бұрын
@@ArcticKrill I thought crocodiles could launch themselves out of the water vertically to catch birds/cranes - didn't know they could climb trees too! 0_0 Maybe they can climb low-hanging trees? I doubt they'd be effective climbers as much as bears are, but I wouldn't be surprised that they could get some upward mobility since they can run fast on land.
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 2 ай бұрын
If you identify as a tree, then yes, a croc will climb you.
@ablationer
@ablationer 11 ай бұрын
Fun fact: The part where the bear jumps down from one tree and climbs up the other one is actually how fast bears can really climb trees. The unrealistic part is the slow, suspenseful climb to build tension.
@KrazzeeKane
@KrazzeeKane 11 ай бұрын
15:18 -- that part where the bear zooms up the 2nd tree is actually quite accurate. Bears can scale trees that fast no problem, if you look up videos it's terrifying how quickly they can fly up a tree like it's nothing. Makes me feel bad for the first poor bastard in history who thought he could escape a bear by climbing a tree. What a surprise he must have had, short-lived though it was lol
@not__jon
@not__jon 11 ай бұрын
So I am an emergency medical responder. And to the point of the limbs being ripped off and not gushing blood is actually pretty accurate. I have been on a good about of calls where someone is missing fingers, and a few where they had actually lost a limb due to a machinery accident. Well, it's weird how the body works but in all those calls there was a big absence of blood. You're body almost knows that those are missing and stops blood flow to the large wound. Thought I would share! I really enjoyed this movie but the commentary honestly was really spot on!
@protoman1214
@protoman1214 6 ай бұрын
Well I am no first responder, but I did see a man get his leg ripped off by a train and the amount of blood was absolutely crazy. So its definitely not always the way you say
@burgeJoint
@burgeJoint 5 ай бұрын
@@protoman1214 i am no first responder, i've also never seen a mans leg get ripped pff by ba train with a crazy amount of blood. but i can say with certaintly that at one point i got smacked on the head by a black walnut and didnt bleed. that is all.
@xdlakatos2535
@xdlakatos2535 11 ай бұрын
I watched this with friends directly after black adam, so compared to that this is a cinematic masterpiece in my books lmao
@CaptainRandom69
@CaptainRandom69 9 ай бұрын
Idk I found black Adam much more entertaining
@MisticPhish420
@MisticPhish420 11 ай бұрын
Fun Fact there was an extremely gory extended death cut from the film where Olaf gets his face torn off and eaten by the bear 😅
@lillonerboi504
@lillonerboi504 11 ай бұрын
The real cocaine bear, Pablo Escobear, is actually by marriage laws in Kentucky, a viable candidate to oversee a marriage as an official marriage officiant, so long as those involved *believe* the bear is a true marriage officiant.
@mostlyharmfulll2103
@mostlyharmfulll2103 11 ай бұрын
One issue I have with the movie is how it had too many characters doing nothing. Like the policewoman who turned out to be a traitor and then just walked away without the reveal of her betrayal influencing anything. The mother and the kids not meeting the drug dealers until the finale also felt weird. It seems the writer created a lot of characters but had no idea what to do with them or how to combine their arcs into one coherent story. Hard agree that there were way too many characters.
@Vae1769
@Vae1769 11 ай бұрын
i actually live right by where the cocaine bear was found irl i went to see the movie with a friend and there was only one other guy in the entire theater, and he left after around 15 minutes, so we just got to laugh and make fun of the movie out loud, and it was probably my favorite movie experience from the last couple of years
@oleksandrbyelyenko435
@oleksandrbyelyenko435 11 ай бұрын
I found it hilarious when the bear was chasing the ambulance while 80's Depeche Mode was planning on the background.
@Chazreal
@Chazreal 11 ай бұрын
The only thing better than Cocaine Bear is the inevitable gutter trawl of likely trope sequels to come like Meth Puma or Opiate Panda, or an anticipated cross-over like Crack-Squirrel-Nado.
@von_blitzkreig8928
@von_blitzkreig8928 11 ай бұрын
Think I read somewhere that there's already several in production.
@christinastokes5534
@christinastokes5534 10 ай бұрын
There's cocaine shark on tubi. It's bad bad.. I got through 5 min an called it a day
@Chazreal
@Chazreal 10 ай бұрын
I've always been a sucker for "bad movies" I love most of Tromas productions, I love shock value when done right or to a comedically excessive degree for plot drive. However we have to acknowledge a definitive standard before it becomes a "let's toss random shit in a blender on drugs, throw it at the wall (our audience) to see what sticks, lather rinse and repeat, and then call it a day, capitalism baby! $$$$
@TheAdidasKnifer
@TheAdidasKnifer 11 ай бұрын
There's a Documentary on Peacock about the Cocaine Bear and the pilot at the beginning of the movie. It shows everyone who was involved with the "case". From the homeowner who found the pilot in his front yard to the park ranger who found the Bear with a bag of cocaine. They interview the agents and officers who were after the pilot and the first to arrive at the scene. They talk about the pilot and how crazy the guy was. They even mentioned Woody Harrelson's father and how he was involved. It's crazy how this shit happened in real life. I recommend you guys to watch it.
@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth
@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth 11 ай бұрын
''how Woody Harrelson's father was involved'' He wasn't. He assassinated the judge that was overlooking that case, that's it.
@hellbunniez3
@hellbunniez3 11 ай бұрын
@@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouthhelp that doesn’t make sense either huh???? woody harrelson’s dad killed someone??? 😭😭😭
@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth
@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth 11 ай бұрын
@@hellbunniez3 wut. Speak English, kid.
@lanceschmidt28
@lanceschmidt28 11 ай бұрын
Woody Harrelson's father, Charles Harrelson, was a very bad man. He was an American hitman and organized crime figure who was convicted of assassinating federal judge John H. Wood Jr., In 1960, one year before Woody was born, he was convicted of armed robbery. He was tried and acquitted of the 1968 murder of Alan Berg, convicted in 1973 for the 1968 murder for hire killing of Sam Degelia. He also claimed to have assassinated President Kennedy. Another interesting part to this story is that Matthew McConaughey believes that he and Woody Harrelson may be half brothers as, according to Matthew's mother, Charles and her were hooking up around the time Matthew was conceived. Woody and Matthew have mentioned that they would both be interested in getting DNA testing done, but I am unaware if this actually has happened.
@ericsmith718
@ericsmith718 11 ай бұрын
@@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth Well that soounds like he was very involved!!
@youngrootv
@youngrootv 11 ай бұрын
Thank you for teaching me how to make coke in my basement Elvis!
@supercooledits123
@supercooledits123 11 ай бұрын
this is the easiest move to write, just have a lot of bizzare scenarios and a bunch of jokes + a cocaine bear, and you've got yourself a movie.
@yamadiyoo9658
@yamadiyoo9658 11 ай бұрын
Honestly from the tok trailer I thought this movie was going to be silly like "Mouse Hunt" instead it was one of those Asylum horror/"thriller" flicks that I hate and don't watch even when nothings on.
@thefakestbrandon
@thefakestbrandon 11 ай бұрын
You don't even need the bear to show up a whole lot. Just enough to put in the trailers. Instead, you can just have a bunch of high people say wACkY things.
@bdkplaysx
@bdkplaysx 11 ай бұрын
quality of work is declining everywhere, not just in Hollywood. these kids are gonna be my doctors one day and that's scarier than this movie could ever be.
@lowlowseesee
@lowlowseesee 11 ай бұрын
but do you have yourself a good movie is the ?
@thefakestbrandon
@thefakestbrandon 11 ай бұрын
@@lowlowseesee No. But it'll make a shit ton of money, simply due to its crazy premise. And that's all that matters in the end.
@marcusholder6508
@marcusholder6508 11 ай бұрын
I felt the same way about this movie. The problem isn't that it's too much unapologetic dumb fun, it's that there's too little. Its surprisingly boring and with very little action and humour. The response is always, "it's a movie called cocaine bear, what did you expect?" Gee I don't know, THE ACTUAL COCAINE BEAR? I'd actually recommend the Babysitter movies because as dumb as they are, its far more entertaining than this.
@thatkidcgonzo
@thatkidcgonzo 11 ай бұрын
I have watched The Babysitter movies and thought that at least this movie wasn't annoying. I just can't stand the actors in Babysitter, but the ones here never really got on my nerves. The Babysitter films are dumb fun, but I hate watching them for the annoying older kids and even the main kid trying to survive annoys me
@DogInATaco
@DogInATaco 11 ай бұрын
They'll spend 20 minutes introducing a character as someone we should care about, just to have them get killed in 10 seconds in the next scene. Made no sense.
@MamadNobari
@MamadNobari 11 ай бұрын
Exactly what I thought. One of the most boring movies of the year and I can't fathom how so many people said it's fun to watch and some even said it's a good movie, like wut?
@HamSlammer456
@HamSlammer456 11 ай бұрын
Went to see it cheap one Sunday afternoon, thinking it would at least be dumb fun. Holy shit, what a boring movie. A lot of the dialogue seems like it's bad improv they decided to keep in for some reason.
@TroubleToby3040
@TroubleToby3040 11 ай бұрын
I agree with you 100%! But you don't even mention the HALF DOZEN pointless, utterly random side stories. Elvis touches on this issue but just check me if I'm forgetting one: 1. The couple at the beginning are just randomly Norwegian or something. No big deal by itself, but when you consider it in context... 2. "HanSolo" is SUPER-GRIEVING his dead wife while neglecting his son and trying to go straight AT THE SAME TIME! 3. Ray Liotta is upset at having to take care of his grandson. 4. The female cop is actually a bad guy, but it DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE OR CHANGE ANYTHING!! 5. The head detective's utterly inexplicable "dog problem". 6. The "gang" of three kids terrorizing a FU@KING NATIONAL PARK!! (What kind of "gang" works a Park?) 7. The park ranger is trying to "hook up" while also voicing aspirations to work at a better park. I think I'm missing a thing or two, but just look at that mess. AND NONE OF IT MATTERED!!! 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂️
@Anemiuh
@Anemiuh 11 ай бұрын
Seeing as it's another case of "so bad, it's good", I can see why.
@xdlucky183
@xdlucky183 11 ай бұрын
Regardless of opinions on the movie, RIP Ray Liotta
@wifegrant
@wifegrant 11 ай бұрын
I find myself enjoying movies in the 60 range on Rotten Tomatoes more than things in the 70s to 90s.
@peety0792
@peety0792 11 ай бұрын
If the events in real life were similar to the events in the movie, this would have been one of the craziest stories ever told
@get-memed
@get-memed 11 ай бұрын
I watched this with my grandpa and he laughed so loud when the ambulance crash happened XD
@thegoblinking9917
@thegoblinking9917 11 ай бұрын
That is out of context as hell
@Lutherstrode17492
@Lutherstrode17492 11 ай бұрын
If the multiverse is real, then I hope there’s a universe where the bear didn’t die, gave birth to a bunch of cocaine-addicted cubs, and then goes on to fight Thanos😂
@ryangriggs9621
@ryangriggs9621 11 ай бұрын
That is this universe. All that happens but the thanos thing got left out due to time restrictions.
@Lutherstrode17492
@Lutherstrode17492 11 ай бұрын
@@ryangriggs9621 nah it’s because Josh Brolin was busy.
@thrillcollectors
@thrillcollectors 11 ай бұрын
I love every time we see your wife in the clips of you watching these movies. She always seems so unimpressed lol
@crazymage5316
@crazymage5316 11 ай бұрын
There was like only one joke that got a giggle out of me and it was the long pause when they opened the door saw the bear and shot the guys head
@RB01.10
@RB01.10 11 ай бұрын
What about the ambulance scene? Many regard that as the funniest part 😂
@sophiastargazer
@sophiastargazer 11 ай бұрын
The Babysitter and The Babysitter: Killer Queen are awesome. They're kinda trashy and really goofy, but in the best way. They know exactly what they are and fully embrace it. The director said that he'd like to make it a trilogy, so I really hope that a third one gets made.
@marcusholder6508
@marcusholder6508 11 ай бұрын
I pray to god for a third Babysitter movie at least thrice a day.
@thatkidcgonzo
@thatkidcgonzo 11 ай бұрын
The characters are so fucking annoying tho lol. Idk one person who thinks King Bach is funny..
@ZeusKabooze
@ZeusKabooze 11 ай бұрын
Lets hope Cole and Max get another bro moment. I love their chemistry!
@senritsujumpsuit6021
@senritsujumpsuit6021 11 ай бұрын
@@thatkidcgonzo look at DMC Nero should be annoying as fuk but people got used to them and now DMC is huge
@thatkidcgonzo
@thatkidcgonzo 11 ай бұрын
@@senritsujumpsuit6021 Yeah, but King Bach will always be annoying af lol. Bella Thorne drove me crazy in there too.
@PR0MAN01
@PR0MAN01 11 ай бұрын
Its like Snakes on a Plane, where the title is the thing everyone likes.
@JustinZarian
@JustinZarian 11 ай бұрын
My wife saw this in a theater with her friend, and they both weren’t sure how they felt about it. Then I watched some of it on Peacock with her when it went to streaming and she’s like ‘oh no, this is pretty bad.’ And I whole heartedly agree. Of course, I saw Elizabeth Banks’ name on the director credit and could figure that out right away. Screw you, Pitch Perfect 2!
@TanksyTube
@TanksyTube 9 ай бұрын
the edits and clips you threw in are way funnier than the entire movie
@surreal_dreams
@surreal_dreams 11 ай бұрын
The guy that wrote the babysitter killer queen is the one behind Cocaine Bear ? But, the Babysitter is genuinely a really fun movie, I would've expected Cocaine Bear to be fun as well. Seriously, give the babysitter a chance.
@chriscunningham8703
@chriscunningham8703 11 ай бұрын
The Babysitter is trash as well
@cr144mc6
@cr144mc6 11 ай бұрын
Elvis is so unintentionally wholesome
@SolisFactor
@SolisFactor 11 ай бұрын
I went in expecting a spoof on creature features and that's exactly what I got, and I ended up really liking it tbh.
@charlestheperson.4371
@charlestheperson.4371 11 ай бұрын
Same, I don’t really get the hate. I went to the theater to watch a good dumb movie, that’s exactly what I got
@meatpeopledoingmeatthings7118
@meatpeopledoingmeatthings7118 11 ай бұрын
yeah i’m kinda confused why people in the comments here hate it so much. I went in with very little expectations just hoped for a lil laugh and I had a great time.
@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf
@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf 11 ай бұрын
The main issue with the movie is that it was very drawn out and the bear hardly had any screentime, It was really slow and dwelled on things that had nothing to do with the actual plot. Aside from that, the scenes with the bear onscreen were great but there just wasn't enough of that.
@zoomingby
@zoomingby 7 ай бұрын
@@charlestheperson.4371 It was boring as shit. No one was going to this for college cinema class level character development. That's not what this movie should've been, and that's not why anyone showed up. I didn't care about any of the characters as none of them were interesting. You don't get the hate? You can't really be suggesting that this movie was so good and so interesting that a fair number of people couldn't find themselves bored and unimpressed?
@coolerthanafrieza4726
@coolerthanafrieza4726 4 ай бұрын
Your wife falling asleep on you while your falling asleep is so adorable it reminds me of me and sis when we watch movies except its not literally she just falls asleep on the couch in the during the movie every time 😂
@hhfggvogtthehy6451
@hhfggvogtthehy6451 11 ай бұрын
This is basically a big budget B-movie and I love it.
@AshChiCupcak
@AshChiCupcak 11 ай бұрын
I like the fact that Elizabeth banks was the director. I like her and ridiculous movies are my jam.
@iHaveTheDocuments
@iHaveTheDocuments 11 ай бұрын
​@@AshChiCupcakyou liked Charlie's angels and movie 43 huh?
@Yeetusdeletus897
@Yeetusdeletus897 11 ай бұрын
Exactly how I felt
@AshChiCupcak
@AshChiCupcak 11 ай бұрын
@@iHaveTheDocuments Yes I liked Charles angels. I'm actually not sure if I saw the one she did, there's so many. But I liked all of them, even the bad ones. And I haven't seen 43 but now I want to. I am VERY easy to entertain and to please and I like it that way because you have to try REAL hard to make me not like something.
@Jhayzer021
@Jhayzer021 11 ай бұрын
​@@iHaveTheDocumentsTo be fair Banks did a great job as Rita Repulsa in Power Rangers.
@BENgalFan1369
@BENgalFan1369 11 ай бұрын
How the actual heck did you fall asleep during cocaine bear, that movie made me have a million heart attacks
@benabramowitz18
@benabramowitz18 11 ай бұрын
"I saw this movie about a BEAR that does COCAINE, and all these people had to find the COCAINE and run from the BEAR, and if they got too close to the COCAINE or the BEAR, they would die! I think it was called _The Mammal That Couldn't Slow Down."_
@joshnunya324
@joshnunya324 11 ай бұрын
Aight, weird plot points, a dropped one, R.I.P Ray Liotta, fun to watch with friends, and Margo Martindale's death was insane
@resunrezbul9843
@resunrezbul9843 11 ай бұрын
I did not expect him to post this early but still am super happy
@ChunkyMexican
@ChunkyMexican 11 ай бұрын
2 alien videos in one month???? Is this a blessing from the lord?
@mustachephd4256
@mustachephd4256 11 ай бұрын
Our lord and savior, Elvis Christ
@declanjones8888
@declanjones8888 11 ай бұрын
In Elvis We Trust.
@ShenZxro
@ShenZxro 11 ай бұрын
This movie is a perfect example of just having a stupidly fun time with your friends, you aren’t really watching this for anything but sheer enjoyment And I think the movie does it’s job well enough for a fun night out with a group. I pretty much enjoyed it overall
@mag4866
@mag4866 11 ай бұрын
The ambulance scene was hilarious. I laughed my ass off 🤣 🤣🤣
@RB01.10
@RB01.10 11 ай бұрын
Best part of the film 😂
@patricknotstarf7678
@patricknotstarf7678 11 ай бұрын
okay yeah making a movie based on a real bear who sniffed flour is cool and all but when are we getting a movie about other bears like Hank the Tank or The Boss? gotta show those bears some love aswell!
@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf
@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf 11 ай бұрын
A Hank the Tank movie would be absolutely amazing
@youwontbutyoumight3984
@youwontbutyoumight3984 10 ай бұрын
Looked them up and holy hell The Boss survived being hit by a train???? Absolute unit
@Jm-ki4su
@Jm-ki4su 11 ай бұрын
it's so apologetically unhinged and i love it
@flanflan88
@flanflan88 11 ай бұрын
You mean unapologetically?
@JakeSDN
@JakeSDN 11 ай бұрын
They had those names because Frozen features a lot of SNOW.
@YourDadYoda
@YourDadYoda 11 ай бұрын
I appreciate bad movies sometimes, this was one of those times. I had some fun watching it.
@HeisenbergFam
@HeisenbergFam 11 ай бұрын
KZbin not allowing to write c word is wild, KZbin doesnt disappoint when it comes to disappointing
@thelazarusheart86
@thelazarusheart86 11 ай бұрын
I haven't watched the video yet and I can't speak for everyone, but to asnwer the title's question, personally I love Cocalne Bear simply because I'm a huge Ray Liotta fan and its his final movie. EDIT AFTER WATCHING: I completely agree with everything you said. But...Ray Liotta... :(
@dezzie6885
@dezzie6885 11 ай бұрын
I'm the sole reason this movie succeeded. I could do with more absurdity but still I'm obsessed.
@kitty-cat9966
@kitty-cat9966 11 ай бұрын
It should’ve been a Netflix original not a theatrical release personally
@cas6359
@cas6359 11 ай бұрын
i had fun watching it while drunk with my family but I wish it had been better honestly
@kyannawarner6879
@kyannawarner6879 11 ай бұрын
It was a decent fun movie to just lose yourself in and not give much thought to. The ambulance scene was good lol
@timstronghp
@timstronghp 11 ай бұрын
ah yes, Ice Cube's son and young Han Solo, my favorite drug dealer duo
@meaganyoung452
@meaganyoung452 11 ай бұрын
Just saw Scott Seiss do some live comedy a couple days ago and he’s fucking hilarious, highly recommend seeing him if he’s touring near you, he needs more exposure
@meaganyoung452
@meaganyoung452 11 ай бұрын
ALSO I thought this movie was dumb fun, and would watch it with someone who hadn’t seen it yet, but probably won’t watch again on my own
@dagg497
@dagg497 11 ай бұрын
Elvid and Pewdiepie are my parasocial friends; and me & my girlfriend thank them for many Entertaining hours, and shit movies we had to watch 😅 "The Sand" was a Blast!
@6sixsins
@6sixsins 11 ай бұрын
I looked at so many ads for this movie at movie theaters. Finally I get a review of it.
@apreviousseagle836
@apreviousseagle836 11 ай бұрын
My favorite take was Jay's from RLM: "I saw a news clips of the original bear. It ate the powder and then just pha king died!" HAHA
@alexxander966
@alexxander966 11 ай бұрын
If I remember correctly... the drunk tattoo wasnt actually a spelling mistake, it was the name of the pilot who died at the beginning. He got drunk and his true love feelings came out and he got the guys name tattooed. He said it was a misspelling of a girls name, because homophobia
@mikigameplays
@mikigameplays 11 ай бұрын
I saw it in theatre I honestly loved it very much. Fun and entertaining movie 😂😂
@rialyandriamiseza9814
@rialyandriamiseza9814 11 ай бұрын
I don't knows what is up with wives but they all fall asleep on the couch while watching a movie 😂😂
@Dradeeus
@Dradeeus 11 ай бұрын
I loved the little cutaway from Airplane! in this.
@thevodkavillain556
@thevodkavillain556 11 ай бұрын
I'll tell you why everyone loves it, it's because there is a bear on cocalne absolutely beautiful
@Xoddam_3A
@Xoddam_3A 11 ай бұрын
Nicolas Cage wouldve made this movie 10x better
@PrinzAviator
@PrinzAviator 11 ай бұрын
I watched this with my brother shortly after it came out and my reaction was basically one of indifference once the credits rolled.
@david.cr96
@david.cr96 11 ай бұрын
Lol... I am from a part of Spain (Galicia) that has a very important, quite recent past related to this substance. And the fact you call it flour is funny because the Galician word for flour (fariña) is exactly what people know this substance for there and how they called it in those circles 😅
@newageprometheus
@newageprometheus 11 ай бұрын
Your wife falling asleep on your shoulder is low-key adorable, though.
@bkarnhem874
@bkarnhem874 11 ай бұрын
It was actually quite a serious movie. I expected it to be wild and weird
@RB01.10
@RB01.10 11 ай бұрын
Um, it was pretty wild and funny
@zoomingby
@zoomingby 7 ай бұрын
@@RB01.10 Um, it's almost like people can have different opinions. Weird right?
@RB01.10
@RB01.10 7 ай бұрын
@@zoomingby True, but it was intended as a dark comedy.
@fruitrolled
@fruitrolled 11 ай бұрын
That stethoscope thing is pretty accurate, although it's more of a pretty heavy muffling than an all out blockage.
@zombiekupo
@zombiekupo 11 ай бұрын
honestly one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while ngl
@AshleyJWilliamsVsEvilDead
@AshleyJWilliamsVsEvilDead 11 ай бұрын
I saw this movie and right after me and family left the theatre, my dad said "why did they make this a movie" and I just agreed with him.
@sheetpalpatine1009
@sheetpalpatine1009 11 ай бұрын
Because it’s a bear on cocaine, what is there not to get
@darthcinema4262
@darthcinema4262 11 ай бұрын
It's just not a funny joke
@owensks
@owensks 11 ай бұрын
@@darthcinema4262a bear once did ingest tons of cocaine
@forkgarbage5951
@forkgarbage5951 9 ай бұрын
Bears can climb trees and very well 🤣
@thiccrandy975
@thiccrandy975 11 ай бұрын
For some reason the "you sure can" at the end of the video, scared the shit out of me... like no idea why but damn that got me. Me and my bother saw this high and didn't like it and we thought everyone's more then likely loves this movie but like no one likes it lol.
@LittlleJimmy941
@LittlleJimmy941 11 ай бұрын
I don't think being a history buff alone is enough to get someone to love War Thunder
@penrose427
@penrose427 11 ай бұрын
how did the one kid escape by climbing a tree? it's a black bear they're known for climbing trees very quickly!
@0912sooli
@0912sooli 11 ай бұрын
Why are you trying to find logic in the movie called "cocaine bear" 😂
@flanflan88
@flanflan88 11 ай бұрын
It's explained in the movie that he thought bears couldn't climb trees. He is a child, after all.
@ThePkmnYPerson
@ThePkmnYPerson 11 ай бұрын
I imagine it was to save on CGI, but focusing on the humans without making them entertaining instead of giving the spotlight to the bear would be like if Sing 3 kept the music to a minimum.
@MrKingsley
@MrKingsley 11 ай бұрын
I was gonna watch this util someone said it was more talking than bear attacks; so I ignored it. I feel like you confirmed my suspicions.
@LoveHandle4890
@LoveHandle4890 11 ай бұрын
Cause it’s such a simple concept and a huge laugh riot of course.
@speedrunmcporridge286
@speedrunmcporridge286 11 ай бұрын
I love this because it’s silly. Most slashers don’t really give much backstory or villain development but a bear on cocaine is a strange one and I love it. The characters are wacky and slash( i think that’s his name, it’s the blonde teenager in the yellow t shirt) is honestly hilarious. I preferred the side characters to the main plot with the mum and two kids, but their plot had some funny moments. It has decent gore, especially with the guy that got beheaded and the ranger that got scraped on the road. It has a ‘silly 80s-90s random slasher movie’ vibe but it’s done well enough that it’s good
@jeremyusreevu237
@jeremyusreevu237 9 ай бұрын
"The bear died of an overdose. Anyways today's video is sponsored by War Thunder!"
@SS-lv6to
@SS-lv6to 10 ай бұрын
I love watching all your movie reviews! Here’s a movie I really loved and even watched in my Film Studies class, to do a review on the angles and meaning behind it, and I thought you would enjoy watching to review- “Miller’s Crossing”. I believe it’s probably one of my all time favorites! Got a lot of serious moments, some funny ones, and a pretty good plot. Normally, I’m pretty picky on what movies I watch, but I really enjoyed it.
@RaxusPrime29
@RaxusPrime29 11 ай бұрын
Put simply, this movie achieves what it sets out to do. It's silly harmless fun. Went to see it with my friend and we loved it.
@iantempleton313
@iantempleton313 11 ай бұрын
I felt the same way. It felt like a lot of build up with little to no pay off. Most of the jokes didn’t land, and I left thinking “okay, that was dumb, and It’ll probably be forgotten about in a couple months.”
@RB01.10
@RB01.10 11 ай бұрын
At least the kills are pretty outrageous and some of the jokes are legit great (such as the kids doing coke, the “deer are doing it” line, and the ambulance scene).
@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf
@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf 11 ай бұрын
I think the movie had some good potential, but ended up in the wrong hands.
@rcagoon1969
@rcagoon1969 11 ай бұрын
The barometer of garbage. Thank you for saving my time again. Much appreciated and done with humour! You are different class fella!
@RdnFikri
@RdnFikri 11 ай бұрын
I honestly enjoyed it, lmao, because the movie was inteded to be comedy, so I didn't really expect anything. But yeah, the problem is that the movie was also trying to be horror movie by having a cliche horror moments and the bear not being what an actual bear is, like I thought the bear was supposed to be super aggresive, but no, they had to make it goofy too.
@serendiplays
@serendiplays 11 ай бұрын
i literally just opened youtube for the first time in days. thanks for posting this exclusively for me
@kaiserpuppydog7174
@kaiserpuppydog7174 11 ай бұрын
When I read the real story of the bear I felt sad. I hope he wasn't in pain for long.
@ryancampbell2192
@ryancampbell2192 11 ай бұрын
Pretty sure if you eat literal kilos of coke, you are feeling absolutely *zero* pain.😅😂
@kaiserpuppydog7174
@kaiserpuppydog7174 11 ай бұрын
@@ryancampbell2192 After the severe chest pain and cardiac arrest, you mean? Ha Ha Ha so funny!
@casey-mu7tn
@casey-mu7tn 11 ай бұрын
Your theory is good cause I watched this movie after 4 Jack and Cokes and had a blast. I don’t remember anything at all except like bear and screaming and maybe some awkward romance?
@owllover1308
@owllover1308 11 ай бұрын
Yea when I watched this in theaters I literally said "That was a waste of 10 bucks"
@danielhayes5430
@danielhayes5430 11 ай бұрын
I personally loved this movie. Certainly no movie of the year material but it was just stupid enough to keep me entertained and laughing throughout.
@Hepheat75
@Hepheat75 11 ай бұрын
It's a bear that's high on cocaine, what's not to love?
@elevatedgamer8715
@elevatedgamer8715 11 ай бұрын
The babysitter and the sequel was actually pretty good
@HawkTeevs
@HawkTeevs 11 ай бұрын
Idk if it’s just my ADHD-induced lack of time awareness, but I just breezed through the lackluster character-oriented scenes and only had one thought throughout the rest of the movie: “Yoooo those guys are getting torn apart by a bear that’s high on crack, that’s pretty crazy”
@zantanzuken
@zantanzuken 11 ай бұрын
the only reason this movie did well was memes, really. the trailers for the movie were far more interesting than the movie itself, and the actual real life story was wild.
@darthcinema4262
@darthcinema4262 11 ай бұрын
So basically like Morbius
@zantanzuken
@zantanzuken 11 ай бұрын
yeh.
@mattmccomas1
@mattmccomas1 11 ай бұрын
I thought it was pretty damn fun. It's not Casablanca obviously, but it delivered mostly what it was selling, imo of course. I usually agree with ya Elvis, don't agree with you here. Ah well. Different strokes. No mention of the ambulance scene? Wow. Honestly one of my favorite scenes of the year so far. Everything about that 5 mins or so was perfection.
@youareawesome5236
@youareawesome5236 11 ай бұрын
This movie was solid. I fell asleep n my missus watched it n that was some much needed, well appreciated sleep.
@QuinnLytleFilms
@QuinnLytleFilms 11 ай бұрын
I just thought it was fine. It had some entertaining scenes and Ray Liota and Ice Cube's son were pretty good in it.
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