COBWEB (2023) - A Horror Movie So Silly I Can't Help but Love It

[@ElvistheAlien]

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[@gaminggoof1542]

Damn Elvis, this is quite the occasion with all the reviews you’ve been pushing out. Nice to see.

[@OrgBobaFret]

​@@gaminggoof1542I know Right!!! I was worried there for a minute cuz he hadn't posted in a long time but Elvis Is In The Building -

[@gaminggoof1542]

@@OrgBobaFret I don’t think he’s ever posted a video two days in a row.

[@Val_ayh]

Opera is Chinese spyware.

[@IntheBay85]

Nah, I'm good with Chrome. Thanks anyways Elvis.

[@AlexandraUtschig]

It was actually the goblin daughter who killed the trick or treater. She lied to make him distrust the parents. They just covered it up.

[@RetardationAwareness]

That makes more sense. Some people may still be mildly ashamed of having deformed kids these days, but when's the last time you heard of a modern family locking a kid inside the house forever and ever, just because it was born funny? Nowadays, they'd just give it up for adoption or something. Makes more sense that the daughter is dangerous/evil, so they feel an obligation to shield the world from HER, and also protect the daughter from the consequences that would follow her release into the wild lol.

[@PotatoKing86]

Yur

[@SilentUltrex]

Don't tell him

[@mmmorgan2259]

Yeah I was getting annoyed with the 100 times he got that wrong lol

[@kenzie9027]

@@mmmorgan2259he also missed that the mom was bringing water to the daughter

[@tuckershuff1441]

The idea of having Homelander as a father is scary enough for ten horror movies.

[@doodeedoodee]

Yeah it would suck to have to compete for titty milk with your dad.

[@IMayBeMental]

That is utterly terrifying

[@lovestumacher]

Fr

[@gust6301]

​@@lovestumacherfr

[@lainiwakura1776]

You haven't been keeping up with the Boys, have you?

[@UnwrittenSpade]

How Elvis missed the story of this movie by such a huge mark is beyond me. BOTH PARENTS knew the daughter was in there they were covering it up

[@TroubleToby3040]

You didn't even mention that the goblin girl, not the parents, killed the trick 'r treater. Big difference from what Elvis repeatedly says. Having said that, I didn't love the film. The big reveal is just too much for me. So silly.

[@amykay210]

Right!! Did he even pay attention?!

[@boogeyperson316]

And the trick or treater was killed by the girl, not the parents

[@amykay210]

@@TroubleToby3040 I didn’t love it either but i definitely think this one went over Elvis‘s head

[@HauntakuTV]

@@TroubleToby3040 Why tf would we trust the parents? They locked her in the walls!

[@dominickbradley2237]

Love your reviews man, but actually the daughter was the one to kill the child before the movie began. Usually, things like missing plot details don't affect the review too much, but this point seemed to really stick out for you when you had the wrong idea. Don't know if it changes your thoughts on the film, but for me it makes the movie make a lot more sense and gives the daughter a more interesting backstory. Also, makes the parents a lot more understandable, even if they are still psychos.

[@BlakeHall1]

The parents are shown feeding her as well. They didn't think she was dead like he implies.

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

I think he didn't even watch the movie in its entirety. Probably skipped around and made a quick video on it.

[@amaze8388]

@@catscanhavelittleasalamiu cant blame him its that bad 😂, but its his job so yeah i get the criticism

[@blueismylove3128]

​@@BlakeHall1Also, makes more sense why the mother says, "don't let her out". The mom clearly knows the daughter is evil.

[@MondayMorningLiveZ]

Maybe he copied a bad review?

[@briansmith6394]

The whole movie felt like a child's nightmare. They put so much into the sets and color grading. It looked like an old fairy tale but set in suburbia. The actors playing the parents did a perfect job of portraying a warped version of a classic American family from the 50's. You really feel like their about to snap at any moment.

[@spa-peggymeatballs4861]

Thank you! I actually really liked the movie and was surprised to see Mr. Alien here dogging it so hard. But to each their own!

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

This. I think it played on some of the same things that made "little nightmares" actually feel scary the first time around

[@sugarpea4484]

That's one point I can super agree on. Even before we find out the parents are supposed to be nad parents, the way the dad said things sometimes, and in such a casual manner, I was like "Woah, thats... a little fucked up" but they did a good job at first of keeping the weirdness of the parents subtle

[@HazardManTV]

I feel like you missed sooo much in this movie, which is surprising since your reviews and analysis are usually spot on. #1 Biggest point, they clearly show the parents take care of the daughter. The Mom leaves the door at one point holding water. They know shes in the walls. #2 Shes in the wall because she killed the trick-or-treater. The parents covered up the death and locked her away because they knew something was wrong with her. #3 The movie's cinematography is through the eyes of a child. We follow the main character and see the wold as he sees it for the most part. Hence why the parents seem a little off, high open ceilings, ect. I view the movie through the lens of "what if all the wild thoughts you had about your parents as a kid were real?".

[@aidendocherty1558]

I thought that too

[@upbeatjohndoe8044]

Agreed. This is a good comment. I was surprised too he missed a lot as well. Although I did enjoy the movie.

[@CoalaHD]

I see you also watch RLM

[@HauntakuTV]

Nah, I trust the girl in the walls

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

He definitely skipped through parts bruh.

[@iamthegnarwhal8322]

Usually I’m a huge fan of Elvis’ reviews, but this one seemed like he didn’t fully watch the movie. The fact that he didn’t notice that the child in the garden was killed by the daughter, or that the parents knew their daughter was alive and was feeding and taking care of her. The parents aren’t homicidal but they are unstable. They love their kids and instead of shipping their daughter off to an institution they opted to keep her and take care of her. This is referenced when the mother goes on her rant when the teacher comes over and semi-accused them of child abuse. Lots of small details make this film great. You just have to pay attention. The house is small but looks huge on the inside because it represents a child’s perspective another part of the direction that I really loved.

[@Kristine_202]

They knew she was alive because at one point, they show the mother leaving the entrance to the wall (behind the clock) with an empty pitcher. That was supposed to be proof that they were bringing her food and water. Why they thought she'd never contact her brother and just stay silent in there...I have no idea! Because this movie sucks? LOL EDIT: Oh, I also think that's why the dad was randomly bleeding when the teacher showed up. They never explain that, but it looks like he got attacked by something. I got the impression that he was tending to "wall girl" and she scratched or bit him.

[@Nolan65775]

It would have been more interesting if the parents were just straight-up abusive psychos and the goblin-troll daughter was actually trying to save her brother from their abuse.

[@JayStrang1]

Typically when someone misses major plot points in something they're reviewing, they notice at some point during the editing process when they're stuck watching the thing repeatedly to gather clips. Not Elvis though, apparently. He missed most of the plot of this film and made the video anyway.

[@tdata545]

Yeah this was a weird one, this could be his biggest blunder. I didn't even like the movie, I'd give it a 5 out of 10, at best. I also only saw it once while doing house chores, and I noticed he missed the whole part where the PARENTS 100% know the girl's in the wall, it's not mentioned a lot in the movie, but the movie does deliberately focus on them feeding her, talking about her as well. ESPECIALLY RIGHT AFTER THE MOTHER NOTICES THE WALLPAPER PEELED OFF.

[@MajorJakas]

Editing process? Lol If he really does put much effort into his editing, I wish he'd take a few extra moments to add chapters into his videos.

[@Wendy_O._Koopa]

Wait... who does that? Nostalgia Critic and CinemaSins may be the _worst_ at it, but just about every review channel on the platform misses something huge in every movie. And then there's the Film Theory types who knowingly lie and misrepresent everything to prove a theory they don't even believe.

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

does he even edit the videos himself?

[@lunaris7342]

He still has more though put into his Reviews then most Review Channels on the Internet.

[@luciuseclipse]

The daughter killed the trick or treater, she lied to the brother because she's manipulating him to free her. The parents locked up the daughter in response to the murder and covered it up.

[@kiillabytez]

Maybe the boy killed the girl for his sister. Maybe the parents KNEW the boy is evil and that's why they treat him that way, (cornered animal trope) and maybe the boy kills the parents because it is only they who are keeping him and his sister prisoner. Maybe there really is no "spider sister?" Maybe the boy is the killer in the movie? I know it all sounds far fetched, but it IS one theory. And do NOT tell me the theory is wrong, because it's MY theory. You want a different interpretation then make your own.

[@kiillabytez]

I say the sister doesn't exist because kids can have imaginary friends. When the dying mother says "Don't let her out" she could have been referring to the boy letting the evil out, naming the evil "Her" because it's got to have a name, right, which was never given in the movie.

[@corvuszeta6389]

@@kiillabytez How did the sister kill 4 people if she supposedly doesn't exist?

[@kiillabytez]

@@corvuszeta6389 Maybe their deaths were only in his mind? What if the boy killed them? What if what if what if? You ever hear of demonic possession?

[@omegashinra7672]

@@kiillabytez Not everything is wide open to interpretation. The intention of the writer is what's most important, and you're just daydreaming random bollocks mate. Doesn't even sound like the same story.

[@richardlopez970]

This sounds like a Goosebumpbs book that someone tried to make into an horror movie for adults.

[@tdata545]

No Goosebumps had better stories this was just above Are You Afraid of the Dark, but bellow Goosebumps but for some odd reason had an R rating. It's like that HIGH SCHOOL geared Goosebumps my siblings had... What was that series called? Was still RL Stine... I think I'm thinking of FEAR STREET series.

[@themrcrosby0978]

maybe haunting hour? @@tdata545

[@mattmccomas1]

Maybe the way Elvis described sounded like a silly Goosebumps episode but no, he was so wrong on how many things played out, and on HUGE plot details.************Spoilers I guess*************************************** Liiike how the daughter actually killed the Trick R Treater, not the mom or dad. The parents buried the tRt in the pumpkin patch and covered it up for their disturbed daughter. The parents also definitely know she is alive, as they are seen feeding/giving her water throughout the movie(clock). Now maybe it is kind of making a bit more sense on how and why they acted so "off'" (to say the least lol) throughout the film. It doesn't make them "good", but it definitely makes a lot more sympathetic and human. The daughter is about as evil, as evil gets. I am sure Elvis was just busy or tired, but I hope he gives this one another chance...and his attention this time. Lol It's a really fun horror movie that literally bleeds Halloween. I just really dug it, and I think when more people actually start giving it a chance they will be pleasantly surprised. Did you watch the movie @tdata545? Not just internet videos about it. Just curious. Not trying to be a smarta$$.

[@GreenDinoRanger]

​@tdata545 Yeah, Fear Street was the series you're thinking of. Plus a bunch of other stand-alone books that were aimed at teenagers. He continued writing Fear Street books about 10 years ago, but they weren't as unique as Goosebumps or the original Fear Street stories. I read 4 of them before I stopped because 3 used the very same plot points despite being different characters and supernatural elements.

[@tdata545]

@@GreenDinoRanger That's depressing to hear. When you've written as much as him, and as quickly as him, probably hard to write unique things anymore, without fear of stepping on other authors' shoes and getting accused of plagiarism.

[@kylebdemented1]

The hallway running scene and having the footsteps last longer than it would have was solid

[@watchesandcaps2566]

The parents knew she was in the walls. They were literally seen coming and leaving from feeding her.

[@StaindHand]

the parents knew that Sarah was alive and were actively supplying her with at least water (why else would the mother be routinely displacing the grandfather clock with a drink pitcher in hand?) and the daughter was the one that killed the trick or treater and they covered it up by putting the body in the garden. This clip even plays during your video so I am not sure how you missed this...

[@jakeegarris]

This was one of the more frustrating reviews I've seen Elvis do lol. Felt like he really missed a lot and got hung up on stuff that didn't matter

[@ajheartsong]

It sounds like he was trying to get it to make sense while actually saying it didn’t make sense 😂

[@sarahr9894]

​@@ajheartsongnah he actually missed the answer to some of his questions, like how the girl was being fed and why they put her in the walls to begin with (she killed the trick or treater. They also show the mom feeding/giving her water).

[@blueismylove3128]

​@@ajheartsongLol, no it sounds like he's confused about stuff that actually does make sense, but because he wasn't paying attention and missed major scenes that would have answered his questions, he thinks the movie doesn't make sense.

[@MondayMorningLiveZ]

Probably because he isn't plagiarizing others reviews anymore.

[@CanadianTehGamer]

@@MondayMorningLiveZ found the hbomberguy knob slobberer

[@Promthanius]

Two things: they knew she was alive, they were feeding her. Second, the goblin girl killed the trick or treater

[@DemonsDaDon]

Elvis my man did you even watch the movie lol, the parents know she's in there, she killed the trick or treater, and they show the mother feeding her towards the end of the movie. There your 3 main gripes answered lol.

[@ginger_nspice]

I enjoyed this one actually! Just would have liked to see a more fleshed out backstory for the daughter. Gave Barbarian vibes.

[@evanblake5252]

Agreed. If they stupid-proofed it a little more and made some aspects less cheesy, it could end up pretty cool.

[@PotatoKing86]

Agreed

[@UltravioletNomad]

Some of the scenes feel like they wouldn't have been out of place in a more fantastical or fairytale like genre, like Spiderwick or Goosebumps. Sometimes it feels like the thriller suspense tropes stops horror movies from being really terrifying and turn out just... kinda funny, where some "all ages" media manages to get the feeling of horror across better by nature of art design and vibes.

[@Vinsensee]

YESSSS EVERYTHING IN THIS COMMENT IS PERIODT DONT PLAY IM LIVING LIKEEEE YEAAAASS IT BE LIKE THAT

[@lordundeadcat]

It is made by the guy who made Barbarian actually

[@jakeegarris]

I just kinda felt like this movie shouldn't be taken as our reality. It's kind of a mix of reality and fairytale, seeing the world through a kid's POV and their fear

[@TheYodelingViking]

So everything Elvis got wrong: 1. The parents know their daughter is alive as they feed her which was shown in the movie. 2. The buried skeleton was not the parents kill, but the daughters. They just covered it up to protect her. 3. They just want their son to not know about their daughter and don't know she can go between the walls as she does. 4. As she knows her parents know she's alive she just doesn't want them to know she's asking their son for help. (This is worth criticising though since should they really not believe their son that keeps saying he hears someone in their walls so this point and the one before is something he got wrong, but their still something to criticize as it shows a lack of intelligence and simple put 2 and 2 together on the parents part as obviously rats can't knock on the walls also why would the son not show the hole in the wall and tell them he saw a girls eye there? Another point of criticism on my part at least is the reveal of how she looks. The movie is called Cobwebs an inherently Spider like name, she can crawl on walls very quickly and efficiently, she eats insects and drinks peoples blood. It was set up perfectly that she's very spider like so her having a goofy ass smile with sharp teeth that is just in almost every stupid monster flick nowadays that just breaks the tension and makes me unable to take it seriously anymore rather than resembling a Spider is just a huge setup oppurtunity wasted imo. If they made the parents a little smarter, made them not help their sons bullying problem in a more believable way (They're scared he might get too violent like their daughter perhaps), made the daughter kind of like Ellie in Let The Right One In where she's the one trying to help him (or making him believe she is when she just wants to manipulate him) and having her resemble a spider rather than a goofy ass monster and this movie could actually be good rather than wasted oppurtunity).

[@justanotherfaceinthecrowd8573]

People call him out a lot for his wrong or bad takes, the reviews are literally just review guesses at this point and he doesn't seem to retract, so it's a love it or leave it situation. Still ironic laughing and calling everyone else stupid all the time when he's the one who misses so much. You Tube Personality Entitlement Syndrome maybe? Hmm..Idk. 😂

[@HeadacheCentral]

Why bother getting the facts right when you'll still get the video engagement and ad revenue? Negative engagement is still engagement and traffic. Unethical? Sure. Effective? Oh yeah.

[@The90sKickbackKids]

Oof this was a hard review to watch. So confident with what your saying while completely getting the story and events wrong.

[@kononoism]

really??

[@Tyway]

​@@kononoismyes. Dude missed the entire movie clearly

[@MondayMorningLiveZ]

Maybe ElvisTheAlien stopped plagerizing other folks stuff?

[@BaronVonBielski]

@@MondayMorningLiveZcontext?

[@ColovianFurCap]

bad film is bad

[@myyoutube7366]

The girl killed the trick r treater, and the girl who is trying to get free, after her parents locked her in in response to her killing, lied to her brother to manipulate him into freeing her. The movie is then from the perspective of a paranoid young kid who isnt sure who to believe and whose world is turned upside down, while also being a victim to bullying. From his perspective, the girl in the walls is helping him stand up for himself, and his parents behaviour seems to seem suspiscious to HIM because he doesnt fully understand whats going on. thats literally the point. So its supposed to be the twist that if you were the kid, you wouldnt be sure who to trust.

[@accidentallyamy1063]

The whole attempt at the obvious “Devine Intervention” word play with the teacher fills me with inexplicable rage lol

[@DragonTrove]

I think one very integral plot point you missed here is that the parents didn't kill the trick or treater, the daughter did and lied to her brother about it. The plot is a little vague, but the parents covered the death up and hid their daughter away because she was a danger to everyone, but they couldn't bare to kill her themselves. They even take care of her in the walls, you see the mother exiting the door in the film with a tray of food and water. They just know she's a danger and don't know what to do about it besides covering her existence up and gaslighting their son. They are not the most mentally well parents clearly XD

[@umlautsoup7549]

To me, the film isn't meant to be looked as realistic or grounded (something like The Exorcist) but rather as a dream or fairy tale. I really enjoyed it as that, similar to the Black Phone

[@Vinsensee]

YES YES YES EXACTLY

[@Vinsensee]

When he was sleeping ( he was NOT dreaming ) and the camera zooms out the carpet is spinning around slowly so exactly I think it’s supposed to be like a fucked up fairytale I mean damn it’s pretty dark tbh

[@lordoshower3478]

What part of the film tells you this? It’s just an easy explanation for its ridiculous ending.

[@Vinsensee]

@@lordoshower3478 look at my comment that literally tells you. It’s also kinda campy with the laughing and running and stuff it has over the top moments that’s how the movie is made. I guess not everyone’s gunna love it which I don’t blame them but I LOVE THIS

[@LordSandwich27]

​@@VinsenseeSo literally any horror movie ever in the last decade?

[@toybonniebon]

Whenever I see opinions on Cobweb, it's never in the middle. Seen well known horror channels loving this movie because of the tension and themes about family abuse while other review channels or some casual watchers really disliking it because they don't find it scary.

[@xtorterraxgreymonx12ahh38]

@@PrismaticFlorence Fair, maybe I should just watch it for myself but from the review above, it does sound kind of bad. Whats yalls take on it?

[@PotatoKing86]

​@@xtorterraxgreymonx12ahh38i really liked it

[@jammastrjess]

It’s like watching actors you know are good, but they’re really bad for some reason. And there is literally no logic to any of the character decisions. Feels like an effective short that got stretched to a feature and didn’t have enough meat to support it

[@gothnerd887]

It reminds me of a book my mum told me about where an old timey ritch couple have a daughter with downs syndrome so they lock her away and have another child.

[@pigeontoes5421]

⁠@@xtorterraxgreymonx12ahh38 the writing is genuinely awful and the acting direction is bizarre. I honestly dont know how anyone could look at this movie and think its good. The parents jumped from overprotective and loving to abusive psychos to terrified and concerned whenever the plot needed them to. Not a single ounce of consistent characterization, and for some reason the actors were instructed to act as GLARINGLY suspicious and psychotic as possible. I know theyre good actors, but the movie made them look bad with how over-acted their characters were. The teacher-- literally every decision she made put that kid in active danger. Going to their house, showing his parents an obvious cry for help, CALLING HIM BACK WHEN HE VERY OBVIOUSLY CALLED HER IN SECRET AND HAD TO HANG UP THE PHONE QUICKLY, Not notifying CPS or the police when she had SIGNIFICANT reason to suspect he was being abused, going to his house AGAIN without calling authorities, NOT CALLING AUTHORITIES AGAIN WHEN SHE SAW BLOOD??? Genuinely the worst character in the movie imo. Im very easily scared by cheap horror, and this movie didnt even have an ounce of tension for me. And saying this movie has themes of abuse is laughable. Sure they shoehorned it in, but it was entirely out of nowhere with zero buildup, just 0-100. Needless to say, thats not exactly how abuse works. Ppl seriously need to raise their standards with that sort of thing-- having abuse or some other dark topic in a piece of media doesnt mean it was handled well or a good representation of it in any way, but for some reason a ton of ppl seem to give participation trophies for it being included at all. Thats not everything I have to say but my comment would be essay-length if I went into everything.

[@AdAstraCompany]

The craziest part of the movie was how Miss Divine, a substitute teacher of a child for ONE WEEK, chose to breach the school's code of ethics and wanted to resolve the problem herself like a creepy vigilante. I also would be pissed if I was the parent. No phone call, no Parent Teacher conference, you just show up at my house and shove my son's art in my face without any introductions? Are you high?

[@danieloviedo2116]

I mean when a teacher is certain of a child being at risk of abuse by their parents they usually dont give em a heads-up

[@priqq1]

Fun fact, the blond haired bully kid, you know, the one that is like 10 years old, is the son of Gary Busey. Not his grandson, but literally the son of 79 year old Gary Busey. Dude got virility i guess...😂😂😂

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

I knew that was a Busey before I knew it was a Busey🤣 those damn horse teefs are a dead giveaway. Although I didn't realize it was Gary's son, I figured it was Jake's🤣

[@grianjuju9438]

Bro saved that last shot to make a kid at 69 years old, pretty based

[@jamangel]

That's insane

[@BuryTheLight-tds]

​@@grianjuju9438In that case Al Pacino is pretty based too, he's having a child when he's like in his 90s

[@yugenalgiz]

That "uh oh, your sim pissed themselves" sound at 4:18 is criminally underused but boy am I glad you used it

[@lucasftsa4157]

DAAAAAMNNN BROO, THE UPLOADS HAVE BEEN GOING CRAZYYYYYYY, I LOVE YOU ELVIS

[@nate-otero]

this is actually one of the better horror movies of recent time and i think you've misunderstood and misread a lot of what happens in the movie. I think sometimes its more interesting to leave things to the imagination and not spell absolutely everything out to the audience.

[@HauntakuTV]

Exactly! Stanley Kubrick's movie "The Shining" is a confusing story where someone goes insane and nothing makes sense. It leaves people asking "tf did I just watch?" and it sticks.

[@nate-otero]

@@HauntakuTV for me it’s actually fun and more enjoyable to speculate and think about a movie afterwards rather than have everything spelled out.

[@Skooby]

The basement ruins the movie, why not just keep her there

[@myyoutube7366]

especially if the things that literally ARE spelled out get overlooked somehow??

[@icysnowcap]

@@Skooby yeah but then she would spend her whole entire life opening a door and then eventually getting out I mean with walls there’s no exit

[@kilow76]

I swear, I watched this movie and the fact that it ended with a goblin daughter instead of being about the parents being the big bad is so maddening

[@kendra_t]

I walked in while my sister was watching this movie and was also disappointed in the weird goblin girl reveal xD

[@DirtangelOFFICIAL]

While i was watching this movie i was expecting the sister to have had something wrong with her and since the parents are obviously crazy they locked her away in fear of her being some type of demon, and that the story would be about the sister and brother trying to escape their psycho parents. As soon as they revealed the sister to actually be the bad guy i was done with the movie at that point.

[@phenyx7259]

I enjoyed the movie quite well as I did this video. Two things you got wrong though: 1. The parents didn't kill the trick-or-treater but just covered up their daughter's mess, who escaped one Halloween night. 2. The parents fed her - I think there even is one scene showing the mother putting something to eat in the door behind the clock. As to why the daughter, strong as she is, wasn't able to escape while the parents were still alive, I don't know. Maybe she was afraid of them or they have a similar kind of strength - some people speculate that Peter does too as he was able to throw her into the pit. But this didn't bother me that much. I can live with some explanations being left out or open to interpretation as long as they don't create huge plot holes, which wasn't the case for me apart from her being way too strong to be held back by a wall or a door - maybe the creators of this movie weren't aware how much power is needed to lift a human being with that ease. All in all: A fun movie to watch imo. Btw. love your videos. Found your channel 2-3 years ago and I have enjoyed every single one of them.

[@Starburst514]

I liked this movie because the style was like very grimm's fairytale-ish, in modern day. The parents are the threat, hidden away siblings, old house, a lot of shots seem modern fairytale to me, like the pumpkin , a sibling born a montser, etc. Its all very fairytale logic, even Peter's name is one you'd find in old stories It was a lot more enjoyable to take it that way , as working on kid and fairytale logic

[@Ursa-Furiosa]

Elvis doesn’t usually make mistakes on his reviews but the goblin girl was the one who killed the little girl, not the parents. The mom and dad also knew she was alive, they locked her in the basement cage for a while when she was young and then put her in the walls. You can see the mom in one scene coming out of the little room bringing her water. I don’t think they would have made a little door if they just killed the goblin girl and left her for dead. Still a good review though!

[@janb92]

I’m really surprised these 2 agreed to do this movie lol they’re both incredible actors.

[@jamangel]

Anything for the check

[@arnahunas4048]

Whatever pays the bills I guess

[@lemurtoad3617]

Antony is waiting for the boys to film so he needs another job

[@ergoth154]

Nah, this film was a solid horror flick

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

It was good.

[@tunnelsnakesrule7541]

I swear to god the scene with the bullies breaking into the home feels like it was lifted from Sadako vs Kayako (2016). Maybe I'm crazy, I haven't seen Sadako vs Kayako in a few months so maybe I'm attributing things from it to this because it's a similar setup.

[@Fresch_K]

Seeing Antony Starr in any role that is not a sociopathic killer waiting to blow up any second just feels wrong.

[@BlakeHall1]

This is dumb. He's great on Banshee.

[@Camzgotgamz]

Hows it dumb? He probably has only seen Anthony in the boys. If anything you're dumb if you think people cant have their own opinions

[@millic553]

The parents kept the daughter in the pit in the basement but she escaped into the walls. Also the daughter killed the truck or treater.

[@eradicatedpulse6896]

This was a pretty damn solid movie and took a lot of turns I was not expecting.

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

Really? I was about 15 minutes in when I jokingly told my wife there was gonna be an evil sibling living in the wall or some shit like that. When it actually happened we just slowly turned to each other and she looks at me like "really???"🤣

[@eradicatedpulse6896]

@@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 I wasn't expecting the kid to murder his parents that took me off guard.

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

@@eradicatedpulse6896 yea I mean I didn't think it was terrible, it's not like I predicted the whole thing start to finish. But I wouldn't recommend it, it was overall pretty boring and forgettable.

[@PotatoKing86]

​@@eradicatedpulse6896ye

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

this movie is about as solid as my post taco bell discharge

[@KellyRogersMusic]

I saw this movie as a reflection on generational abuse and trauma; although i genuinely couldn't figure out if it deserves that much credit, or it was just meant to be a spooky fairy tale

[@littlewhiterabbit202]

I don't know how you came to the conclusion that the trick or treater was killed by the parents but she was killed by the goblin girl. The parents put the goblin girl into The dungeon thing with the cage in the basement but she escaped that and was in the walls, They're scared of her so they can't exactly go into the walls and they can't let on to their son that they know a person is locked in the walls Which is why they tried rat poisoning and other things like not feeding her or giving her water Hoping the problem would just go away or die.

[@BugManiacRoy]

Thanking your patrons while playing THOSE specific homelander scenes is so meta

[@coltonadie4570]

Elvis i can't wait for the follow up video after you've read the comments, and acknowledged how much of this movie you got wrong.

[@mastatema]

1. The parents knew she was in the walls. They were covering it up. 2. They didn't kill the child, the daughter did.

[@bloodrunsclear]

The title should have been 'OH RIGHT! You Have a Mutant Goblin Sister We Forgot About!'

[@andrewjones7800]

I’ve been a long time follower and want to say I appreciate and love your videos…very relaxing to have on. Plus, you’re quite easy on the eyes 🔥

[@ProbablyHungryy]

i’ve noticed Elvis misses many important scenes if not ignore part of the plots entirely

[@C0wy_]

this feels like if bruno's (from encanto) story was in real life and not a disney movie

[@SaiyaW]

I had a lot of fun with this movie, after such a long horror drought this was refreshing, the cgi with the daughter was cool to look at and the actors did a fine job

[@dereksalyers7664]

I was thinking I remembered this movie completely different, but read in the comments that I was right daughter killed trick-or-treater parents covered it up

[@Kristine_202]

I think she started in the basement, but escaped (because she learned how to climb like a spider), and that's why they put her in the walls. I wrote this in my other comment, but they knew she was alive the whole time. I guess they kept her alive because she's their kid and they love her...Although they had a twisted way of showing it. Also, you're totally right, she absolutely would attack them whenever they opened that little entrance door behind the clock to give her food/water, but you can't expect the filmmakers to think of EVERYTHING! 🤣

[@trimex7234]

Doesn't the dad show up randomly bleeding in one moment? I think that's because of him trying to feed her (since we see they go to feed her from time to time)

[@DrErikNefarious]

The fact the replacement pumpkin has the Winnie the Pooh butt face is hilarious to me

[@huismands]

I can't believe Mike Stoklasa's joke idea for a movie was actually made into a movie. NO JAY.... OLD.. I MEAN YOUNG LADY IN THE WALLLL!!!

[@martineglesias9357]

Thanks for being active recently! Please keep posting more videos 🙏🏻

[@s.r.h.3554]

I feel like it would’ve been better if the parents had locked her in the pit in the basement to die but since they refuse to go back down there they didn’t realize she had escaped and gotten into the walls.

[@zaer-ezart]

But why would she go into the walls instead of you know, ambushing and killing her parents to leave the house

[@s.r.h.3554]

@@zaer-ezart oh I 100% agree with you on this. Makes no sense if she’s that powerful.

[@ajheartsong]

The plot makes no sense

[@MrBrezelwurst]

They knew she lived inside the walls. Elvis just failed to mention that

[@pinheadlarry4367]

Thank God you aint no writer

[@ZggFghvgGrffht]

This ain’t The Grudge, it’s The Resentment.💀

[@TJ-js7uf]

I was gonna say Vendetta but realised quickly that it was cooler than them both

[@ComaToast712]

The Feud.

[@OrgBobaFret]

Oh I thought this was called Bee Movie

[@smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny]

this is spite

[@corpsepression]

I actually liked this movie, and Marianne is a good show, very underrated...

[@TheJaker5]

I really liked Cobweb. It has this creepy fairytale vibe to it which allowed me to overlook the absurd nonsensical stuff.

[@NiGHTSChao689]

Okay but really though, Ms. Devine is teacher of the year. Also fired for getting way too close to a student, even if it was good intentions.

[@Shadow-In-The-East]

He's not even trying anymore. Literally all of the comments are about how he just completely missed the fact that the parents knew she was alive and were actively feeding her. And yet he repeatedly acts like this isn't the case. I don't even think he watched more than 1/3 of this movie, and just had his editor stitch together some of his inaccurate and shit takes on the film. He doesn't care at all. Clearly coasting by on his adsense and clothing revenue, he only sees us, his subscribers as adsense $$. Sad.

[@can-xe5ub]

I remember when they tried to latch onto the Barbenheimer meme

[@Datadog-1]

Dude… your ability to completely ignore obvious plot devices is incredible…

[@anonymous4k4k]

I think this movie is class and a cool halloween watch

[@magicalslayer5150]

His mom standing there in the hallway like the Babadook.. 😂

[@deadpoolynoodle3651]

Watched this last night, regretted it immediately lol Also the editing mistake of Peter having the cut on his chin before he was pushed over in the park baffled my dad and I haha

[@robwilli8071]

The only horror movie reviews I watch, lol. I never watch reviews, but the way you describe things is hilarious. That Thanksgiving movie was uhhhhh...... somethin

[@WillTheReaper2112]

I remember watching this movie like a month ago, and the first thing I thought was “Elvis needs to review this”😂

[@Camzgotgamz]

But then he reviewed It terribly

[@Alateriel91]

Why do all of these old horror movie houses have absolutely massive gaps in their walls? Like damn, my houses walls are less than a foot thick

[@IAmLiamMcPoyle]

The daughter felt rejected by the parents and resented the son who they had accepeted so she waited for the son to get to an age where he could empathize with her and eventually in a cruel trick have him kill the parents. Where's the love for the Buseys?! Brian is Gary's son, Shaster McNasty's broooo

[@mastakiral]

STALKERS FROM LIES OF P😭 im playing lies of p while watching this

[@lnordin4854]

Man i really hope you do better after that Beau is Afraid review. That was super disappointing to learn. I just hope more of your previous work is plagurised. Still gonna stay subbed but man that sucked to learn.

[@Gamers_Rise_Up]

15:55 that’s Scooby you’re thinking of elviz

[@gothcsm]

Elvis noooo 😭 You missed SO many plot details in this review!!! It’s strange that you sound so confident when explaining the story almost completely wrong, then trying to say that this movie was silly/stupid 💔

[@marsmellon]

I think they showed the mother opening the doorway to the walls (the clock) so I assumed that they were feeding their daughter all this time. There's many plot holes, but I also assumed that they were crazy. Peter could've trick or treated just fine.. They knew that their daughter killed the trick or treater, and yes, I assume the daughter killed and ate her or something like that.

[@pssurvivor]

i quite liked this movie, good enough for a 1 time watch

[@eradicatedpulse6896]

Same once you don't overthink the logic its a solid movie.

[@griggletv6974]

​@eradicatedpulse6896 so you have to turn your 🧠 off to enjoy it okay lol

[@pssurvivor]

​ @griggletv6974 not really. the movie isn't any more illogical than many other HW projects. All movies and literature require some amount of willing suspension of disbelief. You do know that right? Also, they do show the mom feeding the girl through the door. They are keeping her there willingly, she's their daughter and they cannot bring themselves to kill/abandon her but they also cannot accept her as she is. It's really not that illogical within the universe of the movie.

[@TheLongestTake]

When Miss Divine is hacking the wall, I liked how it looks like the axe-to-door scene in the shining.

[@Valkerson]

I feel like Anthony Starr’s acting is like way scarier than anything else in this film. Like I look at him and I worried that he is about to do some terrible sh!t

[@Steven-wy6qi]

Love how the studio wanted the actor who played "the Deep" in the Boys, but they couldn't so they took Homelander and gave him dark hair because he was cheaper.

[@toupac3195]

A house like that would not have hollow walls like that.

[@fabiolopes2271]

Off topic I know but... LOATHE????? And devil wears prada? Elvis you're trully a man of culture

[@summersselections3166]

I was into the movie until the reveal of the goblin daughter with the Cheshire Cat smile 💀

[@GuntWastelander]

18:31 - “Don’t you know we’re at waaaaaar” Iconic

[@Dadewey88]

Pretty sure cobweb girl killed that trick or treater but just lied and blamed parents . Thought they were covering for her then gave up on her and stuck her in the basement or wall. Least that’s what I was assuming

[@Dadewey88]

Think he really missed this point

[@monsterrx7176]

Elvis my boi, the sister wasn't locked in the walls by the parents, she says herself "-so daddy built me a pit", she was locked in the pit to begin with, which is why it is covered up in that hidden basement, she later managed herself somehow to escape the basement and stay within the walls, that's why they don't act concerned whenever Peter says he hears something in the walls, cause they still assume she's in the basement. And to answer a question ahead of time: "why didn't she break out of the walls and kill her parents anyway? She seemed very capable of doing so in the final act", fear. She was trapped for years in that basement, even if she's some supernatural freak she still fears her parents.

[@Lutherstrode17492]

0:30 missed opportunity not saying “it’s stars Antony Star”

[@gergodembinszky4222]

I wonder how this man goes from listening to the Bloodborne OST to Loathe

[@g3thetiger100]

babe wake up elvis posted

[@capitalcitygoofball1987]

I enjoyed this movie quite a bit. Someone else said the movie plays like a fable told through the boy's eyes. So, some details seem unreliable or exaggerated (like the inside of the house, the sister, weird parents, etc) and with that info I enjoy the flick a little more. Filmed in Sofia, Bulgaria which strikes me as an odd place to shoot small town USA but it does add to the off-kilter feel. imo

[@jonathansnyder8790]

Hey Elvis, just found out you’re a plagiarist 😂 why you couldn’t write your own review of Beau is Afraid is beyond me.

[@marsbars6869]

this whole situation is crazy and disappointing. got me questioning every video essayist/reviewer I watch

[@JamieLeeCoitus]

Wait what!? Where did u guys learn this info?

[@yandereskitty]

The first half of this was actually good . The monster reveal is what destroyed any joy id had for it .

[@keithmichael112]

Id like to see Anthony Starr in a good drama, I think he would do well

[@ChrisPercy92]

Banshee on Max. He is great

[@daniellewis3098]

Banshee was fantastic if you haven't watched it already

[@keithmichael112]

@@daniellewis3098 nope, I'll give it a look. That was a TV show, right?

[@finn_wiegmann]

U saw „Housebound“? It’s actually kinda good. It’s a man living in the walls of a family’s house

[@martineglesias9357]

This video was just perfect! I love the title, the editing was funny and perfect, the jokes you made, and all the details. Please keep entertaining us 😂❤️

[@helveteisme]

he just changed the title lmao

[@martineglesias9357]

@@helveteismeno whyyy 😭

[@HypoCT]

The ending is so cool, it was like watching a badass vengeful super villain monologue.

[@HauntakuTV]

I like this movie! If Stanley Kubrick saw this film, he'd like the fact that it leaves you with unanswered questions.

[@syrup2230]

this wasnt a halloween movie it was released in july alongside oppenheimer and barbie 😭😭

[@jordanfelt5978]

Thank you Elvis for pointing out how she does look just like one of the monsters from where the wild things are. The second that I saw this movie and she popped up that's what I thought too. It's nice to feel validated 😂