Cockatoo Ranting About Going To The Vet ⚠️

[@tomaburque]

I worked in customer service for years. This is what the customers sounded like.

[@dianamarie5663]

Manager!! I want the Manager or your Supervisor now!

[@MsJans411]

​@@dianamarie5663😅

[@totoro9590]

😅😂😊

[@shirlspark_stardust]

😂

[@adhc8560]

😆😅🤣😂 I bet!

[@CarJul666]

Max is using his entire body when protesting. Poor little guy, he doesn't understand that the vet is a good thing for him.

[@eireannemerald1382]

Oh, this rant is actually pretty calm. You should have heard/seen Max in his younger days! 😂❤

[@OscarChicken]

All those tamper tantrum. 😂​@@eireannemerald1382

[@vickyabramowitz2885]

Max doesn't appreciate getting pedicures.

[@stefaniebrandon8924]

I’ve always hated that; I wished so much you could explain the vet to our buddies in a way they can understand ❤

[@MsJans411]

​@@eireannemerald1382Agree but could it also be because "some' me/us are getting a little older🙉?

[@luannputman9102]

If Max were human he'd be a great lawyer.

[@faith5563]

Or a Judge

[@terraincognita2765]

Max makes more sense than most lawyers. And has better arguments.

[@youdontknowme5969]

Maxwell T. Bird for president

[@shirlspark_stardust]

lol 😂

[@MsJans411]

TV News Anchor "Stay Classy Mr. Maxwell Bird"

[@PureSniperWolf]

I mean....Max's points are pretty solid. And loud. 😂❤

[@Dusty-y6b]

😂😂😂😂

[@MsJans411]

ArE YoU sUrE? 🤷🙆

[@melodiefrances3898]

"F*** you, I hate you, YOU go to the vet!!!" Paraphrasing ...

[@kreyesdevillegas]

Boy, he told you OFF! He really gave you a piece of his feathered mind

[@Dusty-y6b]

😂😂😂😂

[@laurelhardy4064]

I think Max is asking for an attorney.

[@joycebrown1413]

😂

[@mischelleseigle812]

Translation.. I'm not going in the stupid carrier.

[@violetsterling67]

Poor Max. He knows no matter what he says, he still has to go.

[@susanscardina3602]

But his arguments are getting more and more valid. 😂😂

[@LadyCoyKoi]

​@susanscardina3602 Totally valid and on point.

[@annaautuori567]

Oh how I wish his rant could be translated into English.😅 I love how he uses his wings for emphasis. 😂

[@Creative_B]

I am very clearly heard “I don’t want to go to the vet”. Poor Max

[@MsJans411]

"Celery"

[@chronicsheepdeprivation8441]

I've been following Max since he was 13, he's adorable and I'm glad to see he's lively as ever. I hope you all are doing well.

[@Creative-Chaos]

How old is he now?

[@chronicsheepdeprivation8441]

@@Creative-Chaos He's now 20!

[@Demiurge13]

he's gonna outlive all of us probably

[@Joyof...]

I love how he emphasizes his rant by flapping his wings and dipping down 😅😅😅

[@PureSniperWolf]

Going to the vet AND lost a feather? 😢 How could things get any worse!! 😂❤

[@carriehunt9741]

It’s like having a perpetual 2 year old. 😂

[@CLT2829]

You are absolutely correct. I had a Maluccan and every day was like this. It was exhausting.

[@susanashcroft2674]

Max in full flow, venting his vet visit views.

[@georginabastien49]

I love how he escalates his banter at 2:30-2:35. His tone of voice increases, his body language gets more pronounced and then he tops it off with 3 wing flaps to truly show his feelings on the matter. Bravo Max that was a fabulous performance!

[@kaycomo80s321]

He sounds like the adults in Charlie Brown. 😆

[@joannkripper9990]

And that’s the way it is..DAD ! Lol. Omg he is so upset, bless his heart..

[@OscarChicken]

I wonder if Max's vet ever watched videos how he curse/hates them before visiting them. 😂

[@MrMaxTVWorld]

Yes they have

[@ritabrandow1318]

So funny

[@chrisbenson6683]

Do you record the vet's responses and show them to Max? 😅

[@joycebrown1413]

😂

[@janiebrackett5713]

“And you can’t make me!” Sounds like my oldest child when she had temper tantrums! We should forward this to anyone that wants a large bird. Especially because this is only 4 minutes. Dan is a saint.😅

[@Ellibellybear]

after all these years max still doesnt like the vets still makes me laugh everytime he throws a tantrum hahaha

[@KarolM1964]

I love how he puts his whole body into his rant! 😂

[@heathergriffin537]

He's gaving Dad a earful.

[@lyndaczika6327]

Max that was the ultimate birdie fit and tantrum!! 😃🤨🦜 Complete with flying feathers and dramatic effects…my gosh, it doesn’t get much better than this!!! 😅

[@barbciccone5735]

Maxs' little heart must be going 240 with all his ranting, poor baby. Max is such a sensitive sweetheart and I would be sooo tempted to pick him up and hug him. Love how Dan talks to Max to calm him!!! ❤

[@rhondaz356]

Our boy pled his case, many different ways... from both inside, and outside of his cage, talking passionately, very directly, and using body language to stress his points. Even though he knows how it will end, he always gives it his best. A day later, and hopefully our precious boy has put the experience behind him. Hoping Dad Dan, our two, adorable lads, my dear, sister friends, and all of us enjoy a stress-free Friday. *Prayers and well wishes sent to your brother, and family. 🙏🏻🧡 🏡🙏🏻💘💘💘🤠🤠🤠🤗☀️ Today is National Flag Day. 🇺🇸

[@elizabethjohnson2333]

I love these 3 guys and you dear Rhon and he does put up a good argument.

[@rhondaz356]

@@elizabethjohnson2333 My *beloved sister, he certainly does. Our boy doesn't *go down without a fight, dear Elizabeth. 🙏🏻🏡🙏🏻💘🤠💘🤠💘🤠🤗☀️👏🏻 🇺🇸

[@ayahannabroman2675]

Hello dear sister friend Rhonda 🌸. Happy National Flag Day🇺🇸. The American flag is gorgeous 😊. I find Max’s before vet visit videos absolutely hilarious 😅 although I feel a bit sad at the same time ! Poor Max is probably never going to get used to it. TGIF 🤩. I had a good day preparing for my sisters party and I was able to meet my nephew and his fiancé today 😀💚. And I managed to swim and see my critters too ☺️🪶🦋🐿️. How is Friday going on for you dear Rhonda? I am always happy to read your comments and I am impressed that you still remember my nephew and his beautiful fiancé 😌💜. I wish you and your family a good friday afternoon 🇺🇸😃. Lots of love from across the ocean and sea 🌊🐟🌲🐾🐰

[@rhondaz356]

@@ayahannabroman2675 My dear, sister friend, that is so nice of you to say about our flag.💖 I totally agree. Our boy can be so humorous when he lets Dad Dan know how he feels, about going to the vet's. However, to our Max, it's so distressing. I think that's true. He'll probably never adjust to going.😌 I'm so happy, that your day off was so enjoyable. I'm glad you got to see your sister, and the lovely, young couple, go for a swim, and visit your sweet critters.👏🏻🎊 I had a very nice Friday. I went out to lunch with my sister, and niece. Then, I spent some quality time culling out items I no longer need, or use. I have a place to bring them, fortunately.🤗 I hope you're having a relaxing night, dear Aya. Heaps of love, 💙 and blessed, heartfelt prayers, and wishes are sent to you, your dear family, and happy 🇫🇮 . 🌊🏡🙏🏻💘🤠💘🤠💘🤠☀️💛🌼

[@suemiller6801]

I love that he talks to him like he knows exactly what it's saying!!

[@KimberlyRoup]

Maxwell, you can stay here. I’ll go for you Honey!!! Ok?🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗💯💯💯💯💯👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[@carolynryan8305]

That's the best performance I've seen yet! I love how you respond to him Dan. 👍

[@christymazzagatti7939]

I feel your pain, Max. To hell with them.

[@craiganderson1987]

He's really letting you have it. Poor max. He gets so upset. But, has to be done !

[@Paula.B.]

Max made it clear, very clear with his whole little body❗❣😍

[@apriltaylor2296]

I love when max is protesting! Such a funny boy!

[@carinagryp6264]

Oops! Max suddenly realised he was out of his cage... and hurried to get in again. 😄😛 He really means it, you know! Shaking his wings to emphasise his arguments. This always makes me sad, somehow. This ranting must come from somewhere in his life. He probably heard it over and over again to get It all so stuck in his head and then coming out when he gets upset, seeing the C-thing coming out. Be brave, Max! Think of the cuddle time with Daddy afterwards! Best wishes for further recovery to your brother Dave, Dan. That must have been a frightful time for everyone involved. Hope all works out just fine! 🧡❤️😻

[@LadyCoyKoi]

Maxs' protest is my spirit animal when it comes to the dentist. Maxs' emotions are valid and valued. ❤

[@kathrynnorman2253]

Let all your problems out to the world Max ❤❤❤

[@NinaHall-sy6qx]

You sure have a burr under your saddle today, Max! I started to make a list of your complaints, but I couldn’t keep up! Happy Toenail Trip today!

[@lynnewillette2654]

😂😂

[@lindamanas6735]

So adorable when Max rocks from side to side.

[@BlackCat_2]

Love it starting at 2:28 he's really emphatically trying to get his point across 😂 Heidi

[@felinegroovey8627]

IKR - my favorite part, LOL. 8-)

[@shaunswift2738]

Good morning dan maxwell birdie and dusty, oh no the dreaded vet visit has arrived. And maxwell is not pleased at all, that's what he's telling daddy. 🤗Happy friday dan, have a lovely weekend. 😊

[@pppoopoo963]

Bro has PTSD from the vet like it's Vietnam

[@tubby4388]

He has seen things no man should ever have seen.

[@Subject_Keter]

T o e nails.

[@youdontknowme5969]

that horrible bzzzzt bzzzzt tool 😱

[@user-et5zl1es7v]

Vet-nam

[@shirlspark_stardust]

lol 😂

[@jessede1970]

Mr max is having a blast this morning and losing a feather as well

[@queenbee4116]

Toenail day is always stressful for Max. Lol

[@shirlspark_stardust]

Good morning everyone happy Friday and weekend burd lips protesting about the vet in his Charlie Brown teacher voice 😓🤣I'm waiting to hear the deep voice and eating celery at 7 degrees 😋😂💛💛💛

[@Marcia-t9j]

Such a character 😂😂

[@traciehigginsChaCha]

My sweet Boi 😇 angel♥️ It will be over soon and your Daddy-o will snuggle and cuddle you up♥️ I pray it will be smooth for you my cowboy 🤠

[@MomSilk08]

Speedy recovery for your brother! Max has a great way of showing his displeasure 😅

[@wxclim8]

Poor sweet baby bird. Sending best wishes for an easy visit and lots of treats and cuddles after it's over. ❤❤❤❤

[@pamkay1756]

Is this the same guy that was complaining so bitterly last year when he had to go to the vet to get his nails trimmed? What a character. ❤ 😅❤

[@sirrenn1936]

The very same...and the year before that...

[@pamkay1756]

@@sirrenn1936 😂😆😂 What a cutie!

[@ASuicuneOnTheOBX]

​@@sirrenn1936 and 10 years ago too, the same Max all the same.

[@deddiegiles6609]

😂 when Max said Oi!! I laughed, is that french or Italian? Smart birdie. You're gonna be ok Max, your daddy always get you there & back as quick as possible. Have a nice day Dan.❤😊 sorry I missed it but would like to add: prayers for your brother I hope he continues to improve

[@ellenpapernick6503]

😘👨🏻‍🦲🕊🐈‼️Fluent “cockatese “ spoken at its finest 😀‼️

[@rhondaz356]

My dear, sister friend, that's so funny.😂 Perhaps it's a good thing that we don't have the translation. I hope that you are enjoying a lovely day, dear Ellen. At least we know that our boy's pedicure is over for awhile. Tons of loving, beautiful, blessed prayers and wishes are on their way to you, dear Ellen. 🏡🙏🏻💘💘💘🤠🤠🤠☀️💛🌼

[@ellenpapernick6503]

❤️

[@Donna-hz3vi]

Just started my day with this. Laughing like a hyena at Max's rants!!!😂😂😂

[@leslieluciano777]

I'm praying for your brother and family. I'm glad he's doing well. ❤

[@theconqueringram5295]

Max: "I NO WANT! I NO WANT! I NO WANT! I NO WANT!!!!"

[@cherielee562]

Max going full force! Prayers for your brother's healing.

[@hettiephillips7778]

Lol! I still love it that he throws a fit about going to the vet. Hope you all are doing well Dan. 😂😅

[@janetbodine5733]

Oh, my goodness - so very sorry to hear about your brother's heart attack!! Grateful to know he is doing well now. Thoughts and prayers for all the very best.

[@lynn-ow6zw]

Good morning Dan, Dusty said Max have a good day!

[@tomsdotter3228]

Praying for your brother. Poor lil Max... We just love him!

[@Quacking-Goose]

"celery at 7 degrees"

[@tubby4388]

Celery is seriously served at 7 degrees Celsius.

[@tamipalin8171]

I haven't seen this comment in a while -- I love this one!!!

[@shirlspark_stardust]

That is some really chilled celery 😂🥬

[@angelwings7930]

Oh yes, the celery. And I swear I heard him say “anything could happen”! several times 😂

[@wendyzeigler597]

Oh my gosh! I hope Max survives his tantrum. Dan too.

[@jeanphillips1030]

Oh my goodness Max. I am sure Dad has a nice vet.

[@deejay2838]

Good morning Max and Dan. I am so sorry to hear about your brother...sending my healing thoughts to you , him, Grandma and Pappy and the Family . Toenail day and Max is voicing his opinion about that . HAGD XOXO ❤❤🌺🌺🦋🦋🌷🌷

[@jenniferd.9817]

Awww poor baby,not the vet again😬 Sorry to hear about your brother❤I hope he gets well soon💖

[@deddiegiles6609]

I missed something. Did something happen to Dan's brother?

[@jenniferd.9817]

@@deddiegiles6609 I always read the description before watching a video,it's standing in there.He had a heart attack🙁

[@deddiegiles6609]

@@jenniferd.9817 thank you

[@paulafriday3579]

We all hate to see our sweet max so stressed out poor guy❤❤

[@Marie-s7p]

Max is stating his case as to why he is not going to the vet today! Ha ha ha. He would be a good punlic defender! Ha ha ha. Love you Max❤

[@charlenekeates8639]

My goodness Max is protesting too much! 😂😂 Hope your brother is recovering well Dan!!

[@babysis6.059]

Objection sustained❣🤣🥰🤗

[@youdontknowme5969]

This is me every Monday 😤 Oi!

[@jenniferestep798]

Oh lordy what a big mouth character🤣🤣. Dan you do have patience😂😂

[@johannabhattarai3789]

I’ve been following Max since his first ever videos , and he has never ever been happy about the vets , lol aw bless him ❤Don’t stress Max will be all over before you know it and back home to play again ❤ precious boy ❤

[@susanlewis9351]

His first vet video ever is what got me watching!

[@Erzu8888]

Oh😮 Maxito🦜en queja total.... No veterinario. Y mira que le pone emoción a su queja. Que todo vaya bien. Te enviamos muy buena vibra y besitos Maxito🦜🩵

[@chrisw942]

"OI!" spoken like an Aussie Cockatoo!❤ Love you, Max and the vet rants--still my fave!😊

[@deniseosborne4045]

Prayers for your brother and fast healing.

[@pollypocket3508]

​@@deddiegiles6609 in the description it says his brother had a heart attack but is home and doing well now.

[@Scott-i3y]

I've Bien watching this bird for years!! My favorite is when he freaked out cause your roommate didn't do the dishes!

[@BJGvideos]

When did Dan have a roommate? Other than Max and the cats

[@spockslot]

Max is practicing his acceptance speech for the cockatoo presidential nomination..lol😂😂😂

[@debrablevins5600]

Morning Maxx, Dan, and Dusty. Well we know this rant very well. He just hates the word vet. He is going to be mad all day. I love when he talks a lot like this. Bless his heart. It’s like a kid going to the doctors getting a shot. I remember those days. Much Love to you all. Have a wonderful day. I’m sure he will get lots of treats. ❤

[@allenra530]

Max leaves no one in doubt of his opinion on getting his nails trimmed. Prayers for your brother. I have 2 stents after a heart attack 7 years ago. Keeping my arteries and veins clean is an unending job, but I don't want to have that experience again.

[@lanalobdell4689]

Max is absolutely adorable and I love him And how he gives Dad Dan a ear full of Why he doesn't want to go to vet appointment❤❤❤😢😂😂❤❤

[@jinxsesame9660]

I have never heard Max talk like that in twelve decades

[@lydieemilie4878]

He complains like I do when I have to go for a check-up!!

[@baxtertia]

He definitely has a point ....

[@wowdante]

It's so adorable that I can hear the accent when Max talks.

[@gonnabeok.]

Oh just love him to bits. What a character. ❤❤❤

[@Spiritofeve1]

Well I think Dan must be feeling well and truly TOLD now! Max is amazing 🤩😍..

[@tamipalin8171]

First, prayers for your brother for a quick recovery!!! Secondly, it was Max's vet rant that first introduced him to me many years ago, and I've followed and enjoyed since then!! Thank you, Dan, for sharing your cute treasures with us!

[@helenbailey2838]

I am glad to hear your brother is home and doing well.

[@2edg]

Last Try Not To Go😂 So Sweet keep Talking Beautiful Bird ❤

[@babybuzzie7276]

Glad to see Max is still excited about going to the vet.

[@susanlewis9351]

He' s fired up today!

[@jackyhawkins1895]

Max has to rant each vet visit, it's a matter of principle 🤭

[@rheahorvath9274]

I am sure he's cussing but, I can't prove it. ♥️😂

[@glow7753]

I feel the same way max when i see the vet.❤😊

[@lindamanas6735]

Max’s American accent is so cute! The John McEnroe of the parrot world!

[@awkwardartist7628]

And he means every word too!

[@jedwardswalker]

I love him so much.

[@DeeDee-rs1xz]

After all these years Max still have the fire 🔥

[@Kate-f1n]

Max: 10 min rant non stop ..."could u repeat that?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@debbiebrownstein9666]

I glad to hear that your brother is doing better. Max is NOT happy!

[@METALMAN4Wii]

It's been 10 years he finally gets his web redemption.