Coffee C*nt Wankery - Bill Burr

[@Phuzz828]

I ordered a coffee in Paris once & it came in the most pretentious looking bowl. It went cold in 2 seconds.

[@meerak7973]

Maybe because you mistook the italians who are the real coffee experts and french people you fool. And French people have good coffee. But either way I am sure you think coffee looks like a starbuck crap.

[@mconly_5129]

best espresso is in Herzegovina

[@fabianheinrich2812]

Coffee free is a sin ! tea free is also one!

[@sammilabozzetta8324]

PLEEEEEASE COME BACK BILLY!!!!

[@Summergamerlove]

Starbucks does suck. Don't correct me with your "grande" when I order a "medium" - you know wtf I mean!

[@FreemanVashier]

Starbucks taste like what I'd imagine a firefighter's piss would taste like after fighting a CA forest fire for a week solid....

[@seattlesix9953]

Appreciate your imagination… heard it said that, like music, taste is subjective. Meanwhile the Starbucks stores sell over 10 million cups a day globally. Arguing over success has an effective range of precisely zero meters. Someone around my town probably thinks Firefighter Piss™ would be a great name for a coffee 🤣

[@Marquueef]

@@seattlesix9953 👏👏👏

[@Imnottapinata]

You imagine the flavor of piss? Ooooookay...

[@mikasasukasa4479]

​@@seattlesix9953 you think the taste of 10 million white women is something to be glorified?

[@Koffieleuter]

This is where THE MAGIC happens!

[@gingercat777]

G'day mate!

[@CupidsCrackhouse]

Life is too friggin short. I am giving up giving up. Live it up while you can. You may wake some morning soon and see a big mushroom cloud heading your way. Yeah, I drink, I smoke cigars and yeah, coffee. So what-

[@Jaro19154]

Right on

[@chrishenderson420]

Yeah I drink a ton of coffee and smoke too much weed lol, but you only live once.

[@CupidsCrackhouse]

@@chrishenderson420 👊🤛🤜👍🤟

[@jewelcopeland8440]

I found coffee good in france but coffee beans are very experienced now and alleged they fill them with wood chips and leaves to add weight, cheating consumers. This could be affecting the roasting process. I hate starbucks too. Purveyors of milk not coffee.

[@Patrick-bu5vy]

Melbourne coffee people are insufferable. They make out like coffee was invented there and act like you can’t find a ‘real’ coffee anywhere else in Australia. Even McDonald’s here advertise that their coffee beans are ‘roasted in Melbourne’ like that means anything. Melbourne is a big country town full of wankers….you need to come here and roast it worse than Philly Bill 🤣

[@HAPPY-kv1fs]

What happens if we take their coffee from them. Happy 1984.

[@Hunter2847]

While youre on the health kick i urge you to look into processed foods, gluten, gmo, organic, the way a lot of our food is grown and raised as well as nutrition.

[@callanc3925]

nothing wrong with gluten unless youre actually celiacs or gluten intolerant. However, many of the foods that contain gluten are often unhealthy in other ways.

[@Hunter2847]

@@callanc3925 i beleieve gluten does harm to every one of us to an extent, some more than others.

[@callanc3925]

@@Hunter2847 Show me a single piece of definitive evidence that thats the case, dietary information isnt about belief.

[@Hunter2847]

@@callanc3925 well a doctor that did 40,000 autopsies and has a book in the smithsonian institute amd founded epigemtics and has lifetime achievement awards said so and I believe him so take it up with him unless youve done more than that then ill take your word for it