Coffee Guy at The Supermarket MADTV

I love Coffee!

[@jonathancook4022]

I love this video, not just because of the charactor stan, but because this video airs the frustration of anyone who has ever been behind a similar customer as depicted in this sketch!

[@xZippy]

MADtv's characters were infinitely more memorable and likable than the ones on SNL.

[@robertpreston2220]

by far!

[@tupelomiss8708]

Stan the coffee guy is the funniest comedy sketch. Miss this show, all the sketches were funny.

[@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq]

My favorite is the UPS Guy, I have had diagnoses of AD/HD, totally hyperactive.

[@trueliberalreality5103]

his physical comedy is on par, with the best physical comedians ever!

[@hisnameyahuah]

TRUE LIBERAL REALITY I totally agree, on par with the best ever.

[@adnan9520]

Just like Cosmo Kramer!

[@sirroxalot]

This is why I hate getting behind people in line that just yak and yak with absolutely NO concept of time.

[@neonfroot]

Just avoid grocery stires in black neighborhoods, especially on Sunday afternoons. Nothing but church ladies yapping on about umpteenth Christian stories with pedagogical cliches

[@tokunaga432]

That never bothered me really if I can join the convo then that's a plus lol

[@dunebillyofswanbeach4294]

@@tokunaga432Exactly. We could sure use some rain or how about them Yankees. Great conversation starters.

[@tokunaga432]

@@dunebillyofswanbeach4294 right. Plus I'm just one of those people that love to talk and meet new people lol

[@Dc7383-f9u]

That’s 90% of the population

[@michaelbullen3104]

The most under utilized character in Mad TV history

[@Gamingnstuff131]

No, that’s Yvonne Criddle. Only 2 sketches.

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

That dude is every Starbucks customer!

[@awilson816aw]

No, Starbucks is Crap. Dude like this probably has his own line lol

[@ryulewis2503]

@@awilson816aw sorry Andrew but I love Starbucks!! Lol 😂😂

[@chrisschneider850]

@@awilson816aw or does lines

[@Tomattoism]

@@chrisschneider850 BAM!

[@noscaasifilmstudios]

Legend has it he's still trying to use that card to this very day

[@sentaiarmy8745]

2021 he still is 💳

[@davideanes3425]

All along he had the chip in it…

[@mrcookie0890]

Try it again

[@thead3.144]

2023 still at it

[@donmoore7785]

Classic character. Thanks for uploading.

[@luxthedopestar9073]

“I’m jonesin’ for a hot fresh cup” 😂🤣

[@michaelbullen3104]

He looks like he’s jonesing for 17 hot fresh cups

[@jonathancook4022]

Watching this raises my blood pressure for some reason

[@befdoglover1]

Exactly! This is me in a Kroger store!

[@nickrose6420]

No recent comments?! This is like one of the all time best MadTv characters!

[@GrandWagJeep]

"HI PEARL HOW ARE YOU TODAY?" "Oh I'm just-" "OH THAT'S GREAT"

[@johnrondeau1180]

Omg i love that show. Stan the coffee msn is my favorite character. But i really like them all. There awesome.😆😂

[@intsoccersuperstar1]

1:05 his reaction to the old woman is priceless, like a live-action cartoon

[@Dr.Dupree1510]

3:00 That sound he makes when he takes off is just BRILLIANT!

[@pecanchocolatedeluxe]

Will Sasso's so convincing in this role

[@cherylbommarito5569]

This skit is one of the funniest things I have ever seen !

[@Wolfspiritzero]

The fact he has an arm full of coffee and one fabric softener is a small random detail that cracks me up.

[@Koofteh]

It's not fabric softener, it's "industrial-size eyedrops." 😂 1:03

[@henryhammond7393]

This guy is amazingly nice and polite. You’d swear with those eyes he’d be likely to just kill all these people...

[@hellswindstaff91]

thank goodness for self checkouts now lmaoo. Stan the Java Man hahaha

[@robertpreston2220]

yes!

[@Rhewin]

I never watched MadTV, but it just happened to be on at my cousin's house the day this aired. It lived rent free in my mind for so long. First time I've seen it since its air date!

[@TheNormExperience]

So THAT’S what Keanu Reeves looks like when he’s on speed...who knew?

[@IronManXXX]

This could be Walmart everyday...

[@ofallmyintention9496]

+IronManXX Nah, as someone who has worked at grocery stores for ten years and a cashier for three of those years, I would say that this is every store before noon. lol.

[@bradredford4846]

haha it's like when you go to the fast lane and they put the oldest and slowest person there so it's pretty much the same time to check out as the regular lane.

[@Protectobot]

Or you get in line but both lines are long, and then they open up a third line but you're not last in line or wherever you need to be to switch lol. I often would pick whichever of the 2 slow lanes that winds up being a LOT slower somehow than the other 2. Maybe I need to analyze the shoppers more in each lane before I pick 1 (like, the one with everyone reading the tabloids or the one where ppl are shopping with their friends and are talking too much and laughing and not paying attention LOL).

[@befdoglover1]

The problem is, some stores only have 2 or 3 lanes out of 10 open, even during rush hour. No matter what time of day it is! What is with that, anyway? So frustrating!

[@poopsmith6853]

​@@befdoglover1because they pay so poorly they can't stay staffed

[@PakIlloni]

The old man on the side that used his card is exactly what most senior citizen face with today. 😂

[@befdoglover1]

I feel Stan's pain! I know this is just a sketch, but this is really the truth in today's stores. Having to get behind customers who, as soon as you show up to check out, needs to find that IMMEDIATE time to start yakking away at the cashiers, having something go wrong with their cards, or take their sweet precious time. Grocery shopping is HELL! 👹

[@biknjak]

That's why these skits are so hilarious - they're about stuff we've all been through! Poor Stan....😅

[@DrunkenUFOPilot]

"I got a feeling about this one. Try it again." Yeah I remember those characters on broadcast TV about a hundred years ago. Great skit!

[@jrlpixels421]

I work for Petco, this is to accurate.

[@ryulewis2503]

Didn't he say he had "1 industrial eye drops"??!!! 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@asiarussell861]

YES! I'm screaming

[@ryulewis2503]

@@asiarussell861 lmao 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@localphoenix]

many claps to the old lady actress, she's hilarious

[@jimbojankerson5610]

Three of the best to grace Mad tv

[@Kaspergaling]

Will Sasso in drags looks like John Candy in drags from Nothing But Trouble.

[@ianmanning4368]

2:46 "Aren't we all?" ~ Me in response LOL

[@monicawism]

Omg, Will Sasso!!! Brahhhhhh 😂😂😊😊😂😂

[@daleva187goligo]

great sketch, but the capper should have been the old lady wins a year's worth of free coffee from the best brand they sell, for being the 10,000th customer, and she says she doesn't even like coffee and then coffee guy loses it and/or passes out, only to hop right back up a second later to continue his tortured waiting

[@zagreos8902]

Nicolas Cage and Jim Carrey had a baby, I see.

[@yellowblanka6058]

The "try it again" cashier was on Kids in the Hall.

[@everybreakingwave]

They missed a funny opportunity here. They could have let the old lady win a lifetime supply of coffee. 🤣

[@NikkiAnnMedina]

studying hyper active thyroid in medical school. These symptoms check out!

[@jamarrogers2985]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mandyno5328]

its will sasso hahaha

[@davinciclub7231]

Quentin Tarantino!

[@jeffleason327]

Pat Kilbane is the man!

[@furi_1663]

I am trying soo very hard 😂

[@robertyellow8493]

A little caffeine with your coke, buddy?

[@blinkymontreal4629]

I miss mad tv

[@Tripp393]

So simple yet so entertaining

[@matthewbosco9190]

thats how i am when waiting on line

[@coreybuck8303]

Before there was FLASH the SLOTH, there was...

[@edwardcatt2399]

To be honest I miss the times when supermarkets were this sociable and they actually had chatty cashiers.

[@FeelLikePac]

This will give you a six pack laughing at it!!!

[@stagdragon3978]

happy national coffee day everybody!

[@michaelclayton7506]

This is what generalized anxiety disorder feels like

[@houseofsaudisthebeast]

this sketch is very relatable

[@jekbanzam1347]

that's why zootopia (flash) scene is very familiar

[@excrono]

Me in line behind the hardcore lottery person with a little binder at a gas station.

[@guccigoldak4723]

Hannaford checkout in a nutshell.

[@RudyCanales-n5p]

They definitely need to make an animated version

[@kevintww4038]

The card swipe is still relevant, game called "among us" vibes

[@JPMcFly1985]

0:43 Wouldn't happen with a chip card now, 3:59 plot twist, it's the dude's elderly dad.

[@jamarrogers2985]

I am jonesin for a hot fresh cup🤣🤣🤣

[@coreybuck9433]

Before there was Flash the Sloth, there was.. Pearl the old lady.

[@007coleyfoley]

COLEY FOLEY IS: FUCKIN LAUGHING AGAIN...! (THIS FUCKIN GUY'S SKETCHES ALWAYS MADE COLEY FOLEY LAUGH...! HAHAHA!)

[@dinoman3275]

He looks so funny lol

[@bobbyrainwater7590]

Stan the man!

[@tallulahmars2577]

This is ever Aries having to wait for anything. lol.

[@salemsaberhagen8390]

no good deed goes unpunished

[@DOA-321]

Dude's on the pipe mos def😂

[@dwaynesmith2816]

It's Walmart lmao 🤣

[@chazzx1018]

Will Sasso is in a dress. I thought they only ask black men to do that.

[@danyphan73]

First comment... second comment... 3:42 WHAT ABOUT ME?!

[@michaelclayton7506]

2:58 🌬️ ⚡ 🚗 😂

[@chibearfan54]

Jim Carrey A comedy god

[@rknine7998]

At 1:17, did she just say that her cat's name is Smokey? When I was a teenager I used to have a Russian Blue cat named Smokey. Also, is that Will Sasso at the cash register dressed up as a woman?

[@thiskidd1783]

I feel like the guy with the eyes is me.

[@scottbobo4757]

What would happen if I walked into my fire station acting like this

[@brianlloyd8377]

thats me after 2 full throttles

[@Wis_Dom]

Walmart!!!!!

[@StainsStainsStains]

Me on adderall trying to grocery shop

[@TheSatanel]

You don't have to be a coffee junkie to appreciate the absolute drivel of most people.

[@tomshiba51]

Wally world illustrated.

[@Mike-pj1kv]

Must be a government run supermarket.

[@bbrown333]

So Funny!

[@TheTruth61989]

lmao why did aries walk like that

[@RHDarklife]

That cashier chick is hot.

[@dragothedago7856]

Is it weird that Will Sasso looks hot 2 me?? In dis..

[@thiskidd1783]

Nope.

[@DianePeace420]

☕👀

[@AyupME]

Hyper...active, thyroid

[@HristoUzunov]

Guy looks like Jurgen Klopp

[@Secret19977]

You took the words out of my mouth

[@xianofman1306]

3:59

[@dcfiscorrupt3557]

DCF would love to take custody of everybody's children in the above skit

[@deadlypotatoes]

First

[@CrowRiolu]

second

[@abrahamthebewildered1448]

Glad it was uploaded, but didn't like this one so much.

[@sentino68]

Sasso playing as a woman. . . no likey. Vogt was the man for those .

[@zoe-janesutherland4359]

Man, I felt so bad for Stan and to be honest, even he's a fictional character, I can totally relate to him. Nothing worse than when you're fucking NEEDING coffee and fuckwitted troglodytes keep getting in the way. If Stan were to go postal, I'd completely understand.