cofyguy20's HUGE RANT

[@samuelgrant7000]

The aggression that comes out when he said "ventichino" cracks me up every time.

[@ALIENSHYBOI]

P U M K I N G ?

[@olvrleblanc]

"two pumps of... PUMPKING!?! 😤😤"

[@PumpkinNoise]

I am pumpkin and find this very offensive

[@RemyTheRat83]

“Com on fokes, im not rong!” -cofyguy20

[@chippdthedippd]

Hes not rong!

[@CaydonToons]

cofyguy20 is the only voice of reason now a days

[@ishmowo]

Yeah hes cofyguy20

[@mrklecks]

This guy gets it... he really gets it... wow....

[@-LeMar-]

This is genuinely one of my new favorite channels

[@AriHatesMakingUsernames]

Mar why do I see you everywhere

[@-LeMar-]

@@AriHatesMakingUsernames are you following me? 🤨

[@AriHatesMakingUsernames]

@@-LeMar- I’m everywhere…

[@alex-726]

To be frank on you, same

[@BeatstarLink]

me toooooo lol

[@littenspace]

THANKS A LOT COGY COLY! >:(

[@dinguscorp]

cofyguy20 is brave for vocalizing what we were all thinking…

[@leah930]

"yes cofyguy20" we all said in unison

[@adhdivaspc]

When he said Gooby I perished

[@shaaravwankhede2871]

Ikr, he did the 'and ofcourse...... *GoObY* '

[@dagonmoore2117]

You should probably have that checked out

[@soupsierra]

this is how i feel working at star bobs 😔😔

[@maybemango6028]

hello mummy joe, I like your content a very normal amount and was wondering if it would be okay to get your art tattooed?

[@alitatriste]

i want to get kid vampire tatted

[@maybemango6028]

@@alitatriste I want a whole mummy Joe sleeve I am so serious

[@blakewhite3131]

​@@maybemango6028 I hope you get the go-ahead! At least there's merch in the meantime :)

[@HowieDewitt535]

@@alitatriste Keid Vompeir*

[@lizard3755]

Did you ever get her blessing? I've been considering getting an Itsy Bee tattoo but didn't want to do it unless Jo was okay with people getting her art tattooed

[@abledadood2842]

Mummy Joe is my favorite underground artist

[@alice_weirddom]

I read underground as coffee grounds

[@floraspond666]

BRING BACK PLANE OLE’ COFY

[@Maccycheez]

This is making me wish that the entire sopranos series is the same except Tony has this voice.

[@T1FF-ps1bx]

“MaCdOnGaL”😭😭😭

[@tomashernandez3076]

And of course GOOBY

[@ethanotemo]

I'm convinced this video idea started as just having the names for the companies, and the rest was found along the way.

[@Poopyfart.1]

Gooby just had to ruin cofy 😔

[@ashleymosher8535]

does that mean…google is responsible for the crunchino verse???

[@Awesome_mangorino]

@@ashleymosher8535 YEAH I JUST REALIZED THAT TOO

[@Leika_Potato]

​@@ashleymosher8535OMG

[@cauditons]

@@ashleymosher8535 wtf no

[@ashleymosher8535]

@@cauditons wdym?

[@frystalcrire]

id love to listen to cofyguy20s pod cas

[@Stef.012]

what temperature would you like this cofy, sir? iced... extra hot...

[@maxiawesomekid899]

1:01 *pees out coffee lovers*

[@IamLordan]

Im blessed with this comment everytime i watch

[@caeltypestuff]

pees out cofy lovurs*

[@autotoyexchangegarage7053]

He tossed me a dime as he pulled her in low, "Have yourself a hot cup on ol' Big Joe."

[@emma_does_stuff]

pogresiv just had to make the ventichinos

[@novvut]

thanks a lot STAR BOBS.

[@LizBizBean]

It was when "Dunking Donging" came out that I lost it

[@luvzliv]

sTaR bObS ⭐️

[@Sailor_Mercury45]

dUnKiNg DoNgInG 🍩

[@luvzliv]

✨mAc dOnGal✨

[@yonakana1247]

aBerComy aNd FISH🐟

[@Drouzy288]

NabScarr

[@Mally0909]

pogresiv

[@quinntessentialskill7414]

Is Dark Mode just for this video or is it going to be a new normal?

[@norosesjupiter4577]

I’m guessing it’s supposed to be coffee colored lol

[@rebekaheevee]

I like light mode better

[@QuantumSpigg]

I usually don’t listen to podcast but I’m definitely listening to this one

[@bellaboo6452]

This is how I feel about coffee and Starbucks isn't easy to order it's like 20 things in the coffee like where's the coffee under all that sugar and creamers also an amazing job Joe keep it up

[@ZA-ek9yi]

Starbucks? More like STAR BOB'S

[@GoldwaveGT]

“aber comby🪮 and fish🐟”

[@MoaDiarys]

Gooby’s been real quite since this one

[@C4LIC0RPSE]

i love your videos but this one made me proper giggle. more of cofyguy20 plz

[@kazehascoffee]

I feel like I'm in a fever dream of watching an alternate reality version of myself that was inspired by new grounds. Like I'm pretty sure I said these things in my youth often

[@table2.0]

Meanwhile, nothing is stopping them from ordering plain black coffee and pretending to enjoy it

[@COOLBEANS_YT]

“VENTICHINO DUBBLE CAF BLENDED ICED CAP O CHEENO EXTRA HOT WITH PUMPKING AND OTE NUT CREAM DUBBLE NUT” 😍😍😍💅💅💅😗😗😗

[@professoryorick5676]

when he was namin the companies i genuinely started crying 😂😂😂

[@peterthedinosaur]

Ventichino I can’t I didn’t know they still served that, as always your right, that is ridiculous✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋

[@SuperMickyChow]

Me, watching along at home: "Yeah, Starbobs! And you Mac Dongel!!!"

[@betsymani2734]

We need more cofyguy20. He is just never wrong!

[@AlbertWesker1960.]

DUNKING DONGING!!

[@Blasho950]

Cogy Coly 😔

[@LiliTalevich]

GUYS WHAT IF COFY GUY IS DAD FROM MOMY IS FROM SPACE AND THATS WHY HE DRINKS 'CUP OF JOE'

[@dreamcaster_leo]

pumking?????

[@seanryan3020]

2 pumps is 2 much!

[@bearfeet.]

What does this guy have beef with x bock for

[@dohbox_23]

1:03 I can’t 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@leesnotbritish5386]

I find this unreasonably funny.

[@toastlotl]

>Iced >Extra Hot

[@bunny5728]

missed the chance to say "donkey dognuts"

[@CoolBoi45322]

"iced coffe, extra hot," bro THAT AINT RIGHT

[@xanderdaniel3339]

Mummy Joe you bring me great joy and I love it when you make a new video

[@Thisisachannel-rh2yr]

This is art

[@toast9092]

Great pod cas

[@treefrog2923]

0:27 the way he pronounces these 😂

[@imakesillythings]

Star bobs

[@imakesillythings]

Dunking donging

[@imakesillythings]

Mac dongal

[@imakesillythings]

Abercombie and fish

[@imakesillythings]

Nabscar

[@VoidDoesVideos]

Yeytoob rlly made cofy so difficult

[@McDrumstick]

“-with extra ice-“ “and with extra hot-“

[@Havicsguy4]

6 months and 4 days is how long it took to get a sequel. Better timing than top gun!

[@Michelle-in6zt]

0:33 help 🖐️😔

[@Magictownie]

god he says what we're all thinking

[@tjmauser6954]

Is this the dad from “momy is from space”?

[@dohbox_23]

No

[@alexandrahand5649]

Mummy joe has just renamed all of these businesses. Henceforth, all McDonalds’ will be referred to as “mac dongal’s”. No exceptions, and no explanations to my friends and family.

[@Brucci_]

SO REAL COFYGUY20!!

[@bittersweetpepper2482]

I’d like a Venti Caramel Crunch Frappuccino with extra bananas, extra pumps of dark caramel sauce, extra ice, whipped cream, caramel drizzle, and honey blend. Additionally, I want a Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino extra hot with foam, whipped cream upside down, double blended, one Sweet’N Low and one Nutrasweet, and ice1. Oh, and can you add a shot of espresso with 20 pumps of white mocha to that as well? Also can I get the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 croissant?

[@MoldyBreathMints]

cofyguy20 would be a good Kid Vampire character ngl

[@Skyree92]

WHATT THE LIK BAR IS CRAZY

[@Lasagna2712]

PUMPKING.?!?!

[@NoComent4ry]

Mac dongal 💻

[@AiDuncanyounott]

MAC DONGAL CRACKED ME UP SO BAD-

[@josephjoyce2760]

This is ICONIC me and my gf reference this most weeks

[@Theeverythingcreator]

I love this channel its so funny and has a very funny humor 😆

[@IWantMyNameBack]

Ahem sir you are underrated much I see

[@louisedevilliers3092]

🤣🤣🤣 Can’t stop watching this! 😂

[@netmordius8]

This man is not wrong

[@Pvppy_l0v3r]

I love listening to cofyguy20's stupid rants. I wish there was an actual podcast where this character speaks his opinions

[@Friendableidiot]

The real one who changed cofy forever was star bobs

[@fawncass]

cmon guys, stop with the vampire kid (/j) we wanmt more cofyguy20!!!!!!

[@Katy133]

Video: Talks about *"Plane Cofy"* and *"Star Bobs"* My brain: [Insert joke here about artist *B.O.B.* making a song about *airplanes* in the night sky being like shooting *stars*]

[@jakeflips11]

I just want a normal cofy now 😔

[@hb6839]

Star bobz got me giggling

[@Thishandleistakenbutwhocares]

still waiting for that x bock slurpies x to drop

[@Jes89Gas]

COFFEE IS RUINED BECAUSE OF STAR BOBS GREEDY BUSINESS 😔😔😔😔😡🤬🤬😡🤬😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[@JustTwoSpaces]

Bro he is so real for that 😭

[@g00berthealien]

im a big fan mummy joe :3 when the bergerson files part 2??

[@mousemanpersonthing]

PUNKING

[@Busy_bee_in_the_olive_tree]

more cofy guy 20! ❤❤

[@FeatheredCreature]

Yeah i miss when cofy was simple too

[@fellyjishing]

pees out cofy

[@user_0815]

facts brother

[@Swirlfishies]

He's so real for that

[@monstermuncherr]

pumpkins?

[@ratmonarch_]

he's not rong

[@Averagebaconenjoyer]

"cogy coly" Im shitting and giggling at the same time

[@cofyguy20]

He's right you know

[@mateeeeeo]

Wtf you're real

[@chippdthedippd]

What is abercomby and fish

[@smoothiesystem9022]

abercrombie & fitch, a clothing brand :)

[@chippdthedippd]

Thx

[@LostSauce-44]

NICE GOING GOOBY.

[@ZA-ek9yi]

WDYM BY NASCAR!?!???

[@-HisLostGirl-]

WHO IS THIS GUY, I WANT TO LISEN TO HES PODCAS. BRING BACK COFY. I HATE GOOBY, AND DUNKING DONGING.

[@PadawansGuideToTheGalaxy]

Can I getta ummmmm…. Ventichino dubble caf blended iced cap o cheeno extra hot with 2 pumps of pumpking and ote nut creem dubble milk? Thanks.

[@FXXGAMING404]

Gooby ☹️😣😖😢😭

[@epicriko]

This your fault, gooby!!!! you ruined cofy :(

[@chocolate-u9r]

wait a minute the goobyvision plus and gooby... Google is responsible for trapping Tina in virtual stilness???

[@ambyyp93]

I'm still toond in, cofyguy20.. It's been so long that it's starting to feel like maybe you're not going to actually keep it real though.