Taylor & Travis Celebrate Super Win | Can Lighting Fix Biden’s Age Problem? | Trump Threatens PA

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce won big in Las Vegas on Super Bowl Sunday, Democrats are panicking about President Biden’s age and mental fitness, and Donald Trump told Pennsylvania voters that their state would be renamed if he loses the election.
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[@jessetorres8738]

When was the last time Trump showed genuine respect for The U.S. military? Furthermore, why would anyone who served in The U.S. military support someone like Trump for President after everything he's said since he 1st ran for the job?

[@jakklump]

AND IS A F#CKING DRAFT-DODGER

[@gamepapa1211]

From the way I understand it, the military doesn't support Trump. They supported tradition. And it's been tradition for military servicemen to vote for Republican. So they're compelled to keep voting Republican, even when the modern Republican Party is nothing short of a clown show.

[@barryulrich2170]

When is the last time trump showed genuine respect for anything?...besides Kim Jong-un or Putin or Orbán.

[@tyler091503]

why do all liberals look the same 😭😭

[@honpot2016]

it is hard to explain

[@freya8133]

Trump demanding someone else pay their bills is the epitome of irony.

[@Wildstar40]

Trump is just reflecting things he has been told twisted into a big stupid lie that his Trumplings feed on.

[@charlie-obrien]

D'Orange J Trump; the King of Bankruptcy!

[@vanivari359]

There are no "bills", that's not how NATO works and hat talking point makes me crazy. What that idi*t was talking about, is the defense budget of European countries being to low and that he fixed that, but that's not true either, the raise in the budget was planned long before he was in office and it still did not really happen. The guy is so pathetic. It's also worth mentioning, that the US definition of "treason" is very specific, but if you consider the supremacy clause (treaties are the supreme law of the land) in the constitution and that the NATO treaty means that an attack against one is an attack against all, not supporting that NATO member could actually be considered treason.

[@missmarya747]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Even ghouliani said he wasn’t paid 2 million by the self proclaimed billionaire/ grifter 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@mindlessgonzo]

"You want the US to protect you? Pay up. Preferably direct deposit into my bank account, I got judges to bribe."

[@Rugelacharugula]

May we all find something in our lives at least once to celebrate like Travis Kelce.

[@laurag3918]

The "Transylvania" had me dying! 😂😂 I am from Pennsylvania and I have never heard of anything so ridiculous, no one is changing the name of the state lol.

[@CraigMader]

"Pay up, NATO," said the man who owes Deutchebank $400 million.

[@alicewood1665]

Or that begs his followers for money to pay his legal woes.

[@kindlin]

And his attorneys millions, and the civil suits millions, and the Russian government his soul, whatever was left of it.

[@Maimonides19]

Lol good one 😂

[@belindawilliams5918]

Not to mention all the mom and pop businesses! Catch phrase "Sue Me"

[@rossburg84]

Said the man who owes E. Gene Carroll 84 million

[@zom8680]

Trump should stop worrying about where others husbands are and where his wife is

[@Lonewolfmike]

She's probably sleeping in a different room or state. Donnie is all alone with his tiny mushroom at night. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@filonin2]

I don't think he cares as he's got Habba now.

[@Bobzt2]

She’s only a prop lol

[@wintertrooper7918]

​@filonin2 does he even have her anymore? Wasn't she fired after that defamation case

[@bettyjones113]

In a grave at Bedminster golf course alon with documents waiting for a higher bid

[@floridagirl4407]

"The difference between humans and animals. Animals would never allow the dumbest ones to lead the pack." Holy shit. If that isn't the wisest, most relevant statement I have heard this decade...

[@justinpk422]

It’s nice to hear someone on TV use the correct words to describe the former prez. 8:45

[@robynsegg]

Nikki should've clapped back with, "A.) When it comes to NATO isn't it ironic that he OF ALL PEOPLE wants our allies to pay their debts, when he doesn't even pay his own? B.) My husband is doing something that you were too scared to do and that's serve in the military, President Bone Spurs. & C.) Instead of worrying about the whereabouts of my husband, I think you need to worry more about the whereabouts of your wife. Melania is not even in the military and yet she's STILL considered both M.I.A. AND A.W.O.L."

[@kamwickw933]

Sadly, Nikki’s not smart enough to say that. And she’ll gladly be his VP candidate if he asks.

[@maxytwist]

Think you should be a political speech writer!

[@gamepapa1211]

OR! She could just joined the "Where's Melania?" hashtag.

[@patrich.890]

Well said. 👏👏

[@pymarathon]

@@kamwickw933 I would never vote for Nikki in a million years, but if you look at her speeches on these topics from just the past couple of days alone she basically hits on exactly these points... and in a very intelligent and articulate way. Haley's problem isn't intelligence, it's morality and ethics! This tribalistic view that seems to have infected the GOP where white Americans are hard-working patriots leading the world into a new tomorrow while everyone else is a dangerous threat that must be struck down at every opportunity is completely unacceptable.

[@lseh4720]

“Grandpa Gets Shit Done” 50 years of legislative experience. Noel Casler said it. Should go on a tshirt

[@StewartKidGriffin]

Brilliant as usual. "Animals never allow the dumbest ones to lead the pack".

[@loricatt763]

BRILLIANT!❤

[@mattbrander726]

Damn, this monologue was firing on ALL cylinders!! Well done Colbert and team 👏👏👏

[@bernardoheusi6146]

Transilvania 😂😂😂

[@babybijou969]

The best thing about Michael Haley’s epic clapback tweet to Trump, is how many news agencies he tagged. We’ll see which ones have the brass ones to cover it 😂

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

I would say that these people on the right are losing their minds over Taylor Swift, but that would imply that they had minds to lose, so I digress.

[@Lonewolfmike]

I liked the Dak Brandon troll President Biden did after the game. Chef's Kiss on that.

[@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq]

They've lost their 💩

[@marydunbar57]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joeybleu66]

if the chiefs had lost it would have been taylor swifts fault. the right wing media machine would have been repeating that over and over for days.

[@cbeaucrawford]

The right is always cancelling stuff they don't like

[@williamcrowe2576]

I had to sit through the Kennedy ad myself, and the whole time I was thinking "You have got to be kidding me".

[@RobertKeilOK]

My wife and I were like “what was that all about?”

[@cynthiaoconnor7185]

The ad said nothing about RFK Jr., it just showed older photos from JFK's era. Quit using the Camelot memories to push your deranged ideas.

[@lukerichardson2404]

@@cynthiaoconnor7185 Name one of his deranged ideas

[@patrickdemarcevol]

Very good argument by Mr Haley: 'animals would never let the dumbest ones to lead the pack'. Let's hope humans show their animal side in the November election 😀

[@playinglifeoneasy9226]

Biden might be old but dark Brandon is timeless

[@trnharris]

💯

[@garcia4835]

💙💙💙

[@gracemir2]

Well said

[@JayTee2985]

“The difference between humans and animals? Animals would never allowed the dumbest ones to lead the pack.” Best quote of the day. Best describe Donald J Dumbdump. 😂😂😂😂

[@edeledeledel5490]

Tronald J Dump? Trumpty-Dumpty? Trumple-thin-skin? With a stuffed ferret on his head...

[@maverick792]

He was describing the voters.

[@elss8717]

@@maverick792 Trump is still the dumbest one.

[@-erm2918]

T-shirt

[@tracim3080]

It’s talking about usa as a whole. The country let the dumbest people be leaders.

[@MsSusanCunningham]

I LOVE that Biden was talking about shrinkflation, the need for greed is killing us and it's great to see the President of the United States actually shaming those that are profiting from our suffering ~ There is HOPE!!!!!

[@javierhenriquez7927]

Well, if inflation didn't happen and the price was monitored by the government to prevent something like this 🤔 or at least hold everyone accountable for their actions and not just give leadway to your doners

[@MsSusanCunningham]

If you're referring to all the tax breaks Trump gave to the rich then you're right, that was messed up, and he's promising to give them even more if he's given the chance, that's why it's so refreshing to hear Biden addressing the issue of shrinkflation, he's at least aware of the issues unlike Trump who doesn't care at all about the hardships people endure as long as they vote for him, it's always about HIM, Biden is for the people and it shows!!!@@javierhenriquez7927

[@danaoakton1048]

HE CREATED SUFFERING!!!

[@BulboLives]

Too bad Biden and the Democrats are always asking for MORE MONEY for the same failed ideas.

[@AlvaSudden]

Colbert gets the loudest ever applause last night while righteously trashing Trump. Let's do this some more.

[@afridgetoofar1818]

Yawn 🥱 His audience are a bunch of NYC libs. The most insufferable of all Libs

[@shtirlh7825]

The writers are on fire. 😂

[@Mondfischli]

...or from Transsilvania 🦇😂

[@laalaa99stl]

“The difference between humans and animals is that animals don’t let the dumb ones lead the pack.” -Major Haley, Nikki's husband

[@ThatOpalGuy]

so that is why he is front line infantry.

[@theVanishingGladiator]

Of note, humans are animals.

[@honpot2016]

donate to haley, love to hear her bad mouth trump longer, repubs and demos

[@cre8tvedge]

@@theVanishingGladiator To be clear the real joke reads Republicans not humans but it didn't fit on the card as neatly so they changed it. This is how the joke is told. "What's the difference between Republicans and a pack of wolves? The wolves don't let the dumbest one lead."

[@theVanishingGladiator]

Yep ~ it’s gotta fit on the card! 😁 (thanks for the info) 👍

[@rickbullock4331]

The writers were really on their game for this monologue. Well done Mr. Colbert, on the delivery of these lines, they definitely hit home.👍👍

[@-erm2918]

Another GREAT show. I'm glad he did the gangsta dialect for mocking T threatening NATO members.

[@genomitchalinni8106]

"Do whatever the hell you want!" Was the major point of Trump's Helsinki meeting with Putin.

[@tonyh8510]

How soon we forget

[@Rugelacharugula]

“We still good on the kompromat?”

[@randyronny7735]

In December 1986 he was given a tour of Russia. In January 1987 he published a letter stating that we should stop funding support of NATO. He has been in the bag for a long time.

[@barbarakender2117]

Biden memory is just fine, he is getting everything done, and doing it with that congressional handicap.

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

Are you really gonna sit there and pretend he's going to make it to the end of the next presidential term? This is about more than senility, which IS a concern still, it's about The Grim Reaper being the deciding vote. We're not voting for either of these old guys, we're voting for which VP will inherit the office.

[@irtwiaos]

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThingEh, if Regan did it, no reason Biden can't...... Not like it is ideal but not unprecedented.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

He WAS that congressional handicap

[@barbarakender2117]

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing yeah, I'll stand and say he's gonna make it for his next full term. He is in good shape and he is in full command of his faculties. And best yet, he is going to kick Stinky's fat ass to the curb. Just watch

[@Bookwright]

​@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing There is president for a president being picked even though 4 years of service was unlikely in the USA.

[@DaellusKnights]

10:09 - Holymotherofsweetbabyjesus that wedding vows crack was one HELLUVA smack 🙀😹 Hell, the entire last three minutes of the monologue was just VICIOUS! I'M LOVIN IT! 😂😭🤣 😻🤩

[@jayrutter6111]

Steven Colbert and his writers go from strength to strength. Great lines about t - rump and his ilk.

[@OtayBuckwheat]

A big country came up to me and said Sir, With tears streaming down its mountains.

[@mikevaleriano9557]

Holy crap the whole monologue was pure fire, this is peak Stephen!

[@user-sv9nb8ky2t]

it was a good audience too

[@daniellove162]

I think he hit his peak 15 years ago.

[@solderbuff]

​@@daniellove162, what are you talking about? The monologue is written by writers. And his theatrical abilities shine.

[@randysmith3492]

​​@@daniellove162 Do you remember when late night was still kinda funny? I miss SNL when Chris Farley, Mike Myers and the weekend report with norm McDonald. Party on!

[@IJayAmLegend]

​@@randysmith3492don't think SC's going to dumb is down far enough, sorry dude 😢

[@d.p.89]

"A big strong country with tears in its eyes came up to me to say..."

[@RomanJockMCO]

How can anyone look at the Tangerine Toddler and think "he's my guy"?

[@Bduh2]

First I watched Jon Stewart on the Daily show and then switched to Stephen Colbert. 2 lights in this Political darkness we're in are at it again! Beautiful!!

[@maudefindlay3949]

2 very dim lights.

[@rhyancoleman6462]

How ironic that he has John Oliver tonight as well.

[@nathanadler8316]

@@maudefindlay3949 Stinky Don 1946-2024

[@arcticgoddess]

Don't forget Seth Meyers!

[@zbagz01]

@@maudefindlay3949 If you think they are so dim, why are you watching?

[@alexvaraderey]

Trump was on social media yesterday. He congratulated the state of Kansas. Kansas City is in Missouri.

[@rootzero]

Kansas City is partially in Kansas and in also partially in Missouri.

[@dracoargentum9783]

The funny thing is: he did the same once while campaigning in Kansas City. He still hasn’t learned.

[@annasamek5179]

yes, but the Kansas City Chiefs are in Missouri@@rootzero

[@margaretwordnerd5210]

@@rootzero KCKS and KCMO are legally different cities. KCMO is the larger city and has a football team. Both are in what Dolt 45 would consider flyover states, and both with enough rightwing reactionary voters that he can win here without trying. He has no motive to show respect for the Midwest because he will get a slim majority no matter what. Those who don't live in a battleground state don't matter to the Furious Fuehrer. Those who do, he has a limited use for them.✌🖖

[@user-gd2gj9yd6u]

I love the writers, and Colbert is one of the greatest!!! Thanks for helping me find laughs in such trying times for our country.

[@plyric]

10:08-10:09 "He quoted his wedding vows..." LOVE IT!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@edwardallenthree]

Colbert hits a homerun with his appproach to the Hur report.

[@russellhammond371]

Remember when MAGA railed over Trump "forgetting" everything in depositions for his dozens of cases? Me neither.

[@Lonewolfmike]

Thinking E. Jean Carroll was his 2nd wife Marla.

[@gamepapa1211]

And not being able to answer what year he was married to Marla.

[@flyrobin2544]

"I can't remember" score board: Trump 2000 - Biden 1

[@Philrc]

Neither

[@F8Tributo]

Hah ha, good one! 👍

[@charleskramer7062]

I did NOT panic about Biden’s age. He’s been doing a remarkable job, and that is what counts.

[@moremiaj4786]

My thoughts exactly. The man is delegating appropriately and that is the hallmark of a true leader...No good leader can do it by themselves, that is why they chose capable deputies.

[@richardgann5400]

Age,image. Ringo is 83 and He's Still Touring, Willie Nelson is 90 also Touring, Mick and Keith are over 80, McCartney is Over 80, so why all this " age" thing.

[@SandraNelson063]

Hey, he's getting on. But he has Dr. Jill and a solid team with him. And he listens and balances choices.

[@BrianLockett]

Eh, not even I would say Biden's been "remarkable," and I hope he wins again. I'd say that he's been a responsible, fairly average President and that's far more than what Trump ever was as President or ever could be for a second term. Sadly, the bar is that low now: Just be normal and reasonable as leader and you'll be great.

[@eskimoney]

@@richardgann5400have you not seen his forgetfulness?

[@Kevmaster2000]

Biden talking about chip bags having less chips is the most relatable thing he’s ever said! I’m sick of being ripped off too!

[@ellossszz]

then colbert makes some stupid joke about how tootsie roles taste, which has literally nothing to do with inflation The most obvious distraction and downplaying that I've ever seen Colbert's just another corporate puppet and it saddens me

[@Beginstheman]

"Never come to help or support you. Do you something that's actually sweet? He quoted his wedding vows." Savage AF!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TurbidTG1]

I really wish that the MSM and late night shows would stop mentioning Biden's age but NEVER Trump's age! THEY'RE BOTH OLD, WE GET IT!!! IF YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP CALLING IT OUT, INCLUDE TRUMP TOO! HOW HARD IS THAT?!

[@lorimontcalm9086]

My thought exactly. They are helping to keep the focus on Biden's age, but never Trump's, it pisses me off.

[@JosephWolfson]

Stewart did that

[@SageVallant]

​@JosephWolfson Somehow always the last bastion of truth in news.

[@joym.4082]

I think they need to rub it in , that one is mentally ill, the other is not. One wants to rule over you the other does not. One has done a really good job the other has not. Vote blue , global peace, climate change and everyday America qualities depends on it.

[@nsas54]

Truth! Really sick of it.

[@monalisa062656]

Stephen Colbert is BRILLIANT!!

[@Echiya]

Great writers on this show and as always... delivered expertly. Better than the news!

[@jpdemer5]

"Melania joined the National Guard" had me in stitches!! She'll appear on the campaign trail only when Donnie pays for it, as provided by the new pre-nup she negotiated.

[@TheSocratease]

That wasn't memory loss. That was anger. How dare you? I mean, wtf? I would feel the same if some random person asked me that question. I have a deceased child and I can relate.

[@JanetBeebe-nh9re]

My son, Phillip has passed on years ago, but it still feels like yesterday. Shame on whoever came with that remark. What is happening to this country where disrespect for the deceased is a Social Media Stab in the back 😢 Shame.

[@KathleenHammett-hr1gy]

Exactly! Biden didn't answer that question not because he didn't remember when his son died, he just wasn't going to justify such a question with a response.

[@bettyjones113]

He said it’s none of their effing business. I agree, pres Biden. I have the same response when appropriate.

[@mellocello187]

So very sorry for the loss of your son. That’s terrible.

[@mellocello187]

@@JanetBeebe-nh9reSo sorry about the passing of Phillip. That’s terrible.

[@henrydawkins1335]

When Travis sang viva Las Vegas that was the worst Elvis impersonation 😂

[@RobertKeilOK]

Also, he should probably leave the singing to Taylor.

[@henrydawkins1335]

Or I'm going to Disney world ​@@RobertKeilOK

[@yvonnelewis4888]

Yeah, but they’ll never forget it, Lol!😆

[@user-xf4oo3bw7r]

Nikki should have asked in her campaign stump, " Where is Melania?"😅

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

"Hey Qanon, wanna come to my pizza party?" Savage!

[@diana050661]

Legend but you know they're coming for him they take it as a sign or something

[@solderbuff]

Can someone explain this joke to non-natives?

[@user-zb9lv3gh8s]

One of the wackier qanon stories is that the deep state/democrats have secret ch!ld secks trafficking dungeons in the basements of Pizza Huts. So several years ago one of them went into a pizza place with an assault rifle and shot up the place in search of the door to the basement that doesn't exist. Good times. ​@@solderbuff

[@alice88wa]

​@@solderbuff Pizzagate was the conspiracy theory that kinda put Qanon on the map. The claim, god it's so effing bonkers, is that Hillary Clinton and other powerful Democrats were running a human trafficking, pedo ring out of the basement of a pizza parlor 🤦

[@alice88wa]

​​​@@solderbuff Huh I can't tell is KZbin is censoring me. The pizza conspiracy put Qanon on the map. It claimed that Hillary Clinton and other Democrats were using the basement of a pizza parlor to run a human trafficking and... how to say it? pedocure ring. Edit: looks like KZbin doesn't look me saying the official name of the conspiracy. It's the Watergate naming scheme with Pizza at the front if you wanna research it for yourself. It is beyond bonkers.

[@ariaafshar4212]

On the night that John Stewart did a both side segment about Trump and Biden, Colbert made it clear what’s the difference between These two. Thank you Stephen.

[@Rhov9]

I dunno, I think Jon made some great points himself. He did also clarify that one is just old while the other is old AND under 91 indictments - so I think he was fair.

[@user-qo3jh9mn1t]

Glad to see a reasonable light on President Biden.

[@rhymeswithsomethingy4766]

This is SO spot on! You nailed it, Team Colbert 🙌😆😂🤣👍👍

[@eclectickimmer]

The PA joke absolutely killed! Go WRITERS, go!!

[@user-hj9em8oq6z]

Great that you acknowledge the guy you watch is not even talented.

[@HUFFLE-PUFF]

@@user-hj9em8oq6zDonald 🤖

[@helentaylor7132]

@@user-hj9em8oq6z Oh really? How come YOU'RE watching him then....

[@helentaylor7132]

@@user-hj9em8oq6z Sorry his intelligent sense of humor is over your head.

[@JZsBFF]

@@user-hj9em8oq6z You should know all about "not even talented", puny little troll, you have to listen to Farty-five's ramble everyday. Btw Enjoying your 2017 tax cut?

[@raventree333]

Just watched Stephen Colbert Late Show monologue, and Jon Stewart Daily Show back to back. Laughter is healing.. They are a balm for the soul. Thank you Jon and Stephen! And Jimmy Kimmel.

[@karinmiller1821]

And Seth Meyers!!

[@arellatikvah]

They are all great, except for that Fallon guy. Loving Jon Stewart coming back this year even if it is only one day a week.

[@traceythompson1092]

​@@arellatikvahyou are so right about Fallon! He is so talented, and he has the Roots as his house band, yet his show is pedestrian and mediocre at best.....Sad😢

[@bluegreenglue6565]

"Count Dragula?" : D I love it!!

[@johnnielsen7413]

One of the best-written monologues ever.

[@danburnes722]

Very hilarious tonight. Colbert described Trump as an evil Golden Retriever. “Where’s ball?”.

[@marydunbar57]

Harsh on Golden Retrievers 😮

[@Mondfischli]

... orange Labradoodle 😂😊

[@annphillips1086]

Proof positive that my cat is more intelligent. She knows exactly where that mouse went. Hell, even the mouse is smarter, and it's a stuffed toy!

[@lindaward3156]

Except I must say, I don't think there's such a thing as an evil Golden Retriever. It's just absent in their DNA

[@hew2356]

I've known and loved many cats in my life and each one was far more intelligent than Trump.@@annphillips1086

[@jalabi99]

8:40 TFG is three years younger than Pres. Biden (81). Should the worst happen, Madame Vice President would be there - and she's 59 years old. Age isn't the issue here.

[@charlie-obrien]

Right! The continuation of America is the issue.

[@arizonaphoenix7932]

YES!!!!

[@paulgibbon5991]

That's the unspoken bit. They're terrified that someone who a) isn't white and b) a woman is so close to the presidency.

[@elenachristian9860]

He very deliberately chose an exceptional cabinet his first weeks in office. We will be better than fine.

[@disastermaster1413]

@@paulgibbon5991 i see your comment was deleted lol

[@MdW4177]

Ohhhhh if ONLY someone at that rally had immediately cried out “Where’s Melania?!”

[@annphillips1086]

They'd probably have got hurt if they had 🤕

[@gothmaria2252]

🤣🤣🤣

[@wendelynanderson9517]

I’ve been a PA resident for most of my life as well as a descendent of some of the earliest settlers & Trump’s presence in our state is an insult.

[@karinmiller1821]

“Transylvania.” Brilliant.

[@expatannie6958]

The writer who came up with the "Transylvania" joke deserves a raise! That was a good one!🤣

[@Smilley85]

Agreed, especially with the Count Dragula follow-up.

[@chenzen1578]

That joke is so old, it appeared in an early Simpsons Haloween episode.

[@rosaromeroguiance3497]

I needed a good laugh! Felt sooo good!

[@Hailstormand]

"You gotta seal the envelope somehow" will somehow remain with me every time I see an unsealed envelope.

[@dbrent4970]

The wedding vows line was genius!

[@edwardcunha1629]

I love that quote, "the difference between animals and humans is animals would never let the dumbest one lead the pack"

[@fabiansauer9188]

this is a whale xD

[@tonyamoony]

@4:27 OMG I am rollin over here...did not see that comin'! 🤣😂🤣🙃😁

[@radicalross7700]

Travis should leave the singing to his girlfriend.😂😂😂

[@Jay_the_Caffeinator]

I find it funny. In the other part of that NATO speech. Trump: "If you don't pay your bills, no help." That's pretty funny coming from a guy who doesn't pay his own bills. 😂😊

[@davesky538]

Tonights monolog is particularly done very well! It really takes a lot to make me laugh. At age 70 I've become sullen and cynical because of MAGA and the men behind it going back decades! I appreciate every joke and every political truth. In particular where I involuntarily snort along with a good belly laugh! Thank you so much!😅

[@Cancun771]

I lolled at the Qanon Pizza Party gag. Been a long time since that happened on Colbert. And then it happened AGAIN when Melania joined the National Guard!1

[@MRAustismCFEpilepsy]

“TRANSYLVANIA!” - I WAS LAUGHING FOR 20 MINUTES!

[@gamepapa1211]

Maybe Trump should start answering where he's hiding Melania first before he starts asking where other people's spouses are.

[@Bob61944]

He isn’t hiding her, she’s hiding from him.

[@nursejackie4454]

Love this ❤

[@angiebear8727]

Every accusation is just a confession with Trump

[@zotha]

Trump is not smart enough to actually come up with inventive insults or dirt. All of his insults are projection, all of the dirt he brings up on anyone is a confession.

[@jeremycurtis2334]

Love from a sub but definitely a tough reqt for them for the next period

[@IMSerious209]

Stephen, your interpretation of agent orange 🍊 is second to none, very well honed. And that Transylvania joke floored me completely, just brilliant!

[@markmh835]

Colbert has the best comedy writers in the business. 😁👍

[@lynnd.]

Bless you Steven! I just canceled your buddy Stewart from my recording list for Biden BASHING. Keep up the good work and support our country and democracy and President.

[@yvonnelewis4888]

I did too! What a jerk! One of his first shows and he has to bash President Biden. Won’t No be watching anymore.

[@jackiealba5421]

Hilarious 😂 Dark Biden!!! 😂😂😂

[@YZ250W1]

That quote from Mr. Hayley was out of the park.

[@jacquelineromano1481]

😂😂😂 OMG, Changing PA name to Transylvania, home of Count Dragula!! ❤❤❤ These writers and Colbert are on freaking fire! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@user-kg5ux6xz2n]

TRANSYLVANIA...Brilliant, f#@cking brilliant!

[@danieldubei]

As someone born in actual Transylvania, I approve this message :)

[@j.l.austin2104]

Yes Stephen! You called him straight up WHAT HE IS!! So few are willing to... Thank YOU for being the voice of reason to the world every night. PLEASE keep up the great work!! 💯

[@bobwoods1302]

Biden is right to call out companies for shrinkflation. Overpackaging of products is a problem as well.

[@richardbaylis9150]

Companies are global and, trust me, they stiff consumers like this all over the world. Of course, they will say they would have to put the prices up if they kept the contents the same, but they also put prices up anyway. I have nothing against a company making a profit so they can keep going and provide employment, but 100% this tactic is all about paying fat cat bonuses to management and benefitting the major shareholders.

[@drooplug]

I buy a cereal and the box is about 52% full. I can nearly pour the entire contents of a second box in.

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

@drooplug There is some justification for that. Having a lot of air in the packaging keeps it from getting easily crushed in transit and storage. Same reason crisp packets are half empty. Whether that amount of air needs to be half, or you could have a 75% full packet/box, is something I sadly don't know enough to say. That said, shrinkflation is 100% a real, serious issue. A lot of companies have been putting prices up while cutting back on product sizes. You only need to look at their huge profit margins to see that inflation was merely an excuse for them to do that too.

[@bobwoods1302]

True but other stuff is much more durable and is still over packaged to make it seem like we are getting more.@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human

[@drooplug]

@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Typically with a cereal it's settling. But this is far too much.

[@Drew-bc7zj]

WTF...Those "Rock hard toast discs" are the best part of Chex Mix! You take that back, Stephen!

[@helloworld7087]

Coming from a guy that owes everyone!

[@johanjoseph4802]

Stewart & Colbert back to back 💚 I can feel my soul healing already

[@rhyancoleman6462]

How ironic that he has John Oliver tonight as well.

[@JoeSmith-cy9wj]

How about that.

[@maggiejennings6399]

You better see Seth Meyers tonight as well!!

[@lynnhettrick7588]

@@maggiejennings6399Jackals gotta jackal!

[@deborahburrell-sinkler8005]

That was FIRE, Mr Haley😂

[@catherinewelsh7828]

The writers were on fire for this one

[@maureensurdez7841]

I certainly realized after watching this monologue tonight, how really, really talented Stephen Colbert is. This man has moved that we haven't even heard about yet! The weatherman thing was a riot.

[@mattmanley7118]

I knew this monologue would be extra great!!😂

[@souhilabouchareb9386]

American History, American laws, NATO, women... Donald Trump doesn't know or respect all of it/them. Nothing new, just worst. Great monologue by Stephen Colbert & the writers, as always. Merci. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲

[@kellibarnhouse6160]

Spread it around Trump is a Fascist Criminal and needs to be arrested and Tried on All of Federal 91 Indictments!

[@Boogeyman1435]

"Transylvania". OMG!! LMAO! 😂🤣😂

[@mayac8985]

Never knew Biden was a troll 😂 "just like we drew it up"

[@arnezbridges93]

Biden was always lightly trolling, but you'd need to knowv1940-50 slang to get it and the age gap is just too wide. Most of his jokes have Double meaning if you grew up close to that time. I didn't get slang til the 80's but there were plenty of old folks to translate at that point.

[@arnezbridges93]

Biden was always lightly trolling, but you'd need to knowv1940-50 slang to get it and the age gap is just too wide. Most of his jokes have Double meaning if you grew up close to that time. I didn't get slang til the 80's but there were plenty of old folks to translate at that point.

[@gamepapa1211]

Gentle reminder that the man grew up in Scranton, PA. He can dish it out if he needs to.

[@sarysa]

What Biden was talking about is called "shrinkflation" by the way. Surprised it took this long for a President to call out this practice -- it's been going on for at least 20 years. (i.e. the Cheez-It pounder went from 16oz to 14.X to 13.7 to 12.4)

[@jannetteberends8730]

Shrinkflation was third in word of the year contest in 2022 in The Netherlands. But we, the Dutch, are more attentive about money. Companies are stealing from you, and Americans don’t mind?

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

​@@jannetteberends8730which part of it's been happening for 20 years did you miss? You obviously don't care that much about money...j

[@jannetteberends8730]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 based on what did you draw that conclusion?

[@jcoopes5604]

I remember the sizes of the bars, bags, jugs, all of it from the 80’s and 90’s! Everything has been shrinking for years, not just me getting bigger!

[@MarsCapone]

It’s insane now. Look at a thing of scotch tape. It’s 1/2 the width

[@gregthornton4209]

I'll vote for Biden's ghost before I'll EVER vote for Diaper Don. FDT

[@rootzero]

💕❤️💫✨️🌟✨️💫❤️💕

[@mellocello187]

Damn straight.

[@ajparr5585]

why not RFK.You don't have to choose between those 2 crooks .

[@gregthornton4209]

because RFK is crazier than the two combined!@@ajparr5585

[@mellocello187]

@@ajparr5585 Maybe because he is a flaming nutcase? Did you even watch the video? His entire family has basically disowned him as, again, a flaming nutcase. Without his name he’d be nobody politically. Is that a reason to vote for him?

[@Stratelier]

Okay, that Pennsylvania joke at the end was GOOD.

[@videoinformer]

Great monologue! One belly laugh after another! One of several apexes: the greeting card. Someone's gonna print that one! It'll sell millions.

[@MMuraseofSandvich]

RFK pinning the ad and then saying "I'm sorry IF the ad hurt anyone" is just insult added to injury.

[@annakingry9157]

His family has disowned him. He doesn't care. He gets all the support he needs from space creatures in other star systems.

[@charlie-obrien]

Please refer to that idiot as RFK Jr only. (so he won't be confused with the honorable RFK) Or as he is otherwise known; Roid Droid Robby

[@disastermaster1413]

It’s RFK Jr. you forgot the jr. he’s nothing like his father.

[@OriginalCaliKitty]

@@disastermaster1413 Yes, he's NOTHING like Bobby or his uncle Jack (or uncle Ted for that matter). They would be appalled at what he's saying and doing. Junior is getting paid for it and eating up the attention. (The group that recruited him has funders including Harlan Crow, Clarence Thomas' sugar daddy.) Bobby Shriver, btw, is a good guy. He used to live where I do and worked to make improvements in our community. His Mom started Special Olympics decades ago and supported it until she died. His Dad organized the Peace Corps for JFK.

[@kingace6186]

Yeah. The only redeeming thing about RFK is his jacked body.

[@JessicaMGolm]

Stephen, this was one of your BEST openers ever! Thank you. 🎉

[@jennypulczinski7204]

Northeast, ya call that snow? We call that Tuesday here in the Midwest :D

[@JohnJohnson-he1yv]

I didn’t care who won- it was a WIN-WIN: KC/TS wins and MAGATS go nuts, SF/Pelosi wins and the MAGATS go nuts! WIN-WIN! 😂❤