Colbert Gets His Copy Of The Mueller Report

[@heyheytaytay]

What's really scary is how many Americans don't know how important it is to have an Attorney General and his Justice Departments who are IMPARTIAL and INDEPENDENT from the White House.

[@NOMAD-qp3dd]

And why they should be elected

[@baardkopperud]

The American behind the desk in the Oval office certainly does not understand that.

[@995109]

Whats really scary how you think your smart

[@995109]

@Alex Mullins The AG serves at the pleasure of the President. Congress shouldnt have power in the executive branch

[@tsstevensts]

Which is the one that gets on their knees and sucks Trump's cock? You should know.@@thetruth4116

[@mickreaddin4979]

"I didn't mean to punch him in the face, your honour. I was angry and frustrated". Judge... "Off you go you little scamp! Don't worry, I totally understand".

[@waterandafter]

But that argument has worked before...

[@couragekarnga8735]

You know, I'm studying to become a prosecutor and someday a judge, so that was especially funny to me.

[@linusgustafsson2629]

Reality is worse though. One youtuber got repeatedly punched in the head by a guy yelling "I'll kill you", and the police just said "Oh the guy is from a different state? Well, that is too much effort to work with, case closed.". Luckily the youtuber sued the guy and is currently in a legal battle over it. So at least individuals can go for people who punch others, but the police won't because it is really not a big crime. Why bother judges with harmless things like attempt at murder?

[@dontownsend3434]

These Lib comments are as entertaining as rewatching the 2016 election night Liberal MSM Coverage. So Funny !!!!

[@peterbrough2461]

"No harm no foul. It was only *attempted* murder, Your Honor."

[@yanputra83]

The very same situation we had in Malaysia with the prior Prime Minister. AG acted like the PM's lawyer and now he is out of work.

[@Catch22x2]

after everything stephens been through.. he should write a book named "50 shades of orange"

[@IETCHX69]

Are you aiming for through ? Or troff .?Which is trough ...

[@trentonewing7281]

"Flanked by a Gillette razor before and after picture" 😂 Stephen is a genius!!

[@Yve55]

That smirk on Rosenstein's face when the reporter asked Barr that question (after standing there like a mannequin) seemed to have woken him up! 🙄🤣

[@Itsme_isabelly]

Time stamp please

[@MrMarcohill88]

@Isabel lovely 4:50

[@romandevivo1163]

AG Barr is leading the Dept. of Justification.

[@eyetrolls1352]

@Jy Byrd I would tell you to read the report but I don't want you to hurt your self trying to do so

[@FutureChaosTV]

@Jy Byrd Hello traitor! How about respecting the constitution and the law and not being an apologist to traitor Trumpet?

[@Geneva8181]

Elle .....😂😂🤣😂

[@xmlthegreat]

@Matter of Time YT this is not the time for conversation, but for supporting the bereaved and condoling their losses. We need to give our thoughts and prayers to the victims of the terrible incident in Florid... Sorry sorry, wrong HuckaSans speech.

[@tsstevensts]

Like that cheese pizza? That why it hasen't been delivered? @Jy Byrd

[@JacksonPurple2023]

It’s like getting caught in the act of cheating, and then saying it’s not what it looks like.

[@julietv4275]

Did anyone notice the smirk of Rosenstein after the reporter pop out that comment. 😄👍

[@lynw1623]

Juliet V Yes...I did.

[@cathieludemann5879]

Good catch!! 🤓

[@clayjr86]

4:45 if u missed it, did not think he was real till that

[@bbw1255]

Absolutely!!!!!

[@tjw1861]

He was probably smirking at the way Barr just said No, not an indicator he doesn’t trust Barr...though u never wud kno

[@alvinblake7982]

My coffee flew out my mouth with the Gillette Before and After comment. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

Alvin Blake yeah, mine came out my nose.

[@68caribou]

Again, props to Jon Baptiste jumping quickly on the piano at 6:06 to give us 'Smoke Gets in Your Eyes'!!!!

[@TheDarkDresser]

68caribou I'd rather hear Baptiste Giabiconi's music.

[@68caribou]

@@TheDarkDresser : I dion' know that artist, I'll look into it

[@johnnyc4738]

4:45 - 4:55 Rosenstein finally breaks & thinks "that question was perfect." Pretty sure he gave *that* reporter a nod. 😆😆

[@jamielsapp7]

OMG I didn't notice that!! Hilarious🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@i-love-comountains3850]

4:50

[@i-love-comountains3850]

4:45 for the setup

[@steves2403]

I think it's a case of people seeing what they want to see. Some will see his reaction being to the reporter's question, others will see his reaction being to Barr dismissing it by saying, "no." Choose your politics, and take your pick.

[@johnnyc4738]

@@steves2403 insightful.. very poignant. It's a Colbert video... calm your tits. 😆

[@seedfamily1404]

"Barr held a press conference, flanked by a Gillette before and after picture." 🤣 Ohhh, and Jon's laugh! Too good.

[@mlghelp2day]

"Look I said I wud take questions, I didnt say I wud answer them." 😃 Lol😅

[@guesswhonot1620]

Middle finger

[@littleb242]

Lol. I'm surprised this isn't trending

[@maryannnapravnik8766]

MLG HELP 5*

[@dabbyt3800]

He lied to you, he did answer the question. He cut out the part where Barr quickly answers "no" to the stupid question before walking out because he's so visibly fed up with all the bullshit.

[@tracer740]

@@@dabbyt3800 - Pay closer attention while re-watching the clip. It is shown but barely audible.

[@aj19781978]

Ok , Congress , the ball is officially in your court now

[@BabakoSen]

And the Senate is in Trump's pocket til 2020 at least. Impeachment at this point would only rally Trump's base to the polls.

[@my75laguna]

Trumps base is too stupid to undetstand

[@thegoldminer7489]

my75laguna your what makes trump win elections

[@Jennifer-hn9lg]

@Trump Fan Network The entire united states is losing as long as trump and his cronies have any power.

[@TheGrumbliestPuppy]

@Trump Fan Network ? Based on what? The parties take turns back and forth with power every few years, it'd been that way for decades. If yall take back the house or win the presidency again after Trump's 2nd term then that'd be a pattern, right now it's just weird bragging about nothing special. 8 years of a dem, then 8 years of a repub, and repeat.

[@Navesblue]

You can say that the Barr was set real low for this handling.

[@glfigge]

Rosenstein used "No Blink Drops"!

[@TroIIingThemSoftly]

Well played.

[@brianbullivant4753]

Navesblue Now you've gone and done "dissed Barr".

[@coolwata105]

That was SO Bad.........TRUE!.......But so bad.

[@Chunkboi]

Well, between Rosanne and Bill, President 💩 is already behind Barrs.

[@haris000000]

Watching from outside of USA ... This is weird you have politicians who arent afraid to lie so openly

[@helenasousa9037]

In Europe is exactly the same . Don't know where you from .

[@cookie-dough-fox69]

@@helenasousa9037 really? I haven't seen that.

[@zbridgjpxupzm]

it is more weird that people laugh at this stuff in a TV show...

[@babyteano1977]

Its called Making America Great Again

[@totherik91]

@@cookie-dough-fox69 I live in Hungary, and few of our politicians on the governing party has been announced a liar by a judge. Its not rare that the PM-s words will be proven to be very, very false a few days/weeks later.

[@iamelflegend]

I do hope the Congress will do something about this.

[@twstf8905]

Hahaha Have you NOT been paying attention for the last TWO YEARS?!?!

[@neison4992]

Lol

[@donwadd9143]

No, libtards cant see past today!@@twstf8905

[@tsstevensts]

So you'll deliver that cheese pizza tomorrow then?

[@evandeaver7384]

don't worry they will. they will vote not to impeach or they wont even bring it up. then trump will win reelection! eat it sad dims!

[@TheHikercrone]

JFC Barr sounded like an enabling parent finding excuses for a delinquent child.

[@glammer]

Which is how Trump became such a rampant and unashamed liar in the first place.

[@theodorherzl4695]

Cry me a river. You lost get over it. Trump 2020.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Which makes sense, considering we have a child in office.

[@melaniabettarelli8619]

Emperor Selassie actually trump energized the left - a lot ! They keep on winning thanks to him

[@3thingsfishing427]

Heather But you definitely don’t sound like a looney conspiracy theorist.

[@walterzamalis4846]

If anyone can find a Mueller Report unboxing video, please let me know.

[@batintheattic7293]

I'm looking forward to the audio book. Somebody needs to read it out so I can have it on in the background.

[@timb7328]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWiWmoWInNR_gck they read it, there was some issues the other day with it but supposedly is fixed now

[@iiwiiproductions2812]

lol

[@walterzamalis4846]

Tim B cheers bro

[@safetyone6399]

wonder how many trees were wasted, supplying demtards with copies of the Mueller report? Lmao.... Trump doesn't even have to spend a dime on his campaign, because the moron candidates are all the advertisement he needs! Just the abortion on demand, killing newborn children at 40 weeks is enough to lose the election over, and the Dems have a ton more stupid policies! Ha ha ha haha ha.... Trump's going to win a historic, landslide victory, without spending a penny!!!

[@10nirjal]

Rod Rosenstein's reaction at 4:56 to the journalists question...priceless 😅😅😅

[@johnbidochka2795]

Such a low Barr in American politics.

[@staomruel]

Free passes on war crimes, but don't tell lies to Congress, that way you have to wait for a pardon to get out of trouble.

[@romailkhan7992]

U deserve more likes

[@lindabrown8795]

He was Trumped.

[@carolynwomboldt7299]

Barr is bought and paid for...check his tax return, bank accounts

[@dthaysjr]

I see what you did there....

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing your AG, Feckless Stooge!

[@brandonjpj1]

almost as fun as when holder openly said he was "obamas wingman"...

[@timothyamaraobrien]

Every Mafia boss needs a corrupt lawyer.

[@crowweller9629]

Yeah, Obama had cabinets full of them. Holder and Lynch just to name two of them .

[@eddenz1356]

And the Clinton’s are the mafia

[@doohaast9958]

Allred?

[@Areanyusernamesleft]

Why do you think he wanted "a Roy Cohn"? Roy Cohn represented a number of Mafia figures, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cohn#Legal_career_in_New_York.

[@giovannivella5528]

Time to get rid of Trumpo or AKA Agent Orange !!! He is a lying mushroom sized weenie just like all his lackeys Jolly Miller , Fred Flintstone- Barr, Ivanka , son-in-law Jerod and Huckaberry -Sanders !!

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

So! Looks like I got some reading to catch up on!

[@couragekarnga8735]

You know, I'm studying to become a prosecutor. I love reading legal documents.

[@notsure1969]

Legend has it that if you hold your ear up to the Mueller report, you can hear the squeaking and slamming of shutting cell doors.

[@PH_1964]

So funny 😂

[@destinationdaddio9977]

Dramacrats need to get use to that sound

[@katiekane5247]

Nice!

[@katiekane5247]

@@destinationdaddio9977 have that checked out, being delusional can be dangerous!

[@brendavalliere684]

Destination Daddio w

[@anthonyward4302]

Read the report yourself. I know it's hard, but do it. When Colbert said "there's some crazy shit in here" he means it. Pretty extraordinary stuff

[@marymarsella9050]

Yes, it’s got some juicy bits...

[@luvukonombembe6197]

JFC!! Is this real life?

[@cookie-dough-fox69]

It's not hard to read. The font is a bit difficult on a laptop (for me anyway) but the language is simple.....Which suggests Mueller and co wanted everyone to read it.

[@Ani-vs8gm]

Trumo didnt colluded with russia So it they hadnt started this useless investigation, there would have been zero obstruction

[@Ani-vs8gm]

*if

[@webstertippingpoint572]

Just look at Rod standing there in disbelief. He's trying to refrain from blurting out something, the twitch of his face, wow, that requires the will of steel.

[@kaineleggett3401]

Then why doesn't he? Free speech and all. Get on Twitter and plead the case. If its good for one its good for all. Unless what he wants to say is not true and he gets caught in another lie, whats to fear?

[@michaelpaine6701]

Nope just wondering where he is going to find enough Vaseline for the right royal going over his asshole is going to receive in prison. Time for Rosenstein and the deep state to get a copy of 'Big Stan'. They mock Trump for his orange color. They had better get used to that color they are going to be seeing a lot of it soon

[@kaineleggett3401]

@@michaelpaine6701 Rod will probably enjoy it. I imagine him as the kid from Oliver "Please sir, may I have some more" lol.

[@nunnaurbiznez8815]

I can't wait to start showing my frustration and anger by lashing out without any consequences. That's legal now, right?

[@Peter_Scheen]

The thing is that you can say all kind of things as long as you do not act upon it. It is only that others prevented him from acting upon it. Therefor I do think you can say that he is guilty.

[@dulcieparker7425]

It'll b called the Trump defense, altho, more apt, really, is the president defense,alas, it only works for one person.Everyday, over n over again.Trump's probably speaking out his @ss this very minute, knowing full well that his defense is already in place.

[@Peter_Scheen]

@Tori Fox I think that it can only be punished if you are stopped before you can commit the murder. If you decide on your own accord not to proceed they cannot convict you. As is the case with Trump, he wanted to obstruct but was stopt by others, not because he did not want to. Therefor you can get it to court. I do agree that this thin line is used by the Republicans to wave it away as a rant of an old man. I also think that a president should be above something like that. If somebody thinks I did something I would cooperate and not try to dismiss it as a conspiracy. He surely has something to hide and the GOP, with the help of FOX, will help him to cover it up. The US really should get this sorted out for the rest of the world is loosing confidence in the US.

[@ALJR223]

@Tori Fox no not the same principle all you're the reason why women weren't allowed to vote. No logic no reason. Asking if he's allowed to do this or that administratively or politically and being told no we can't and then not doing them is not the same as planning a murder. When someone plans a murder they already know it's wrong. You're colossal idiot

[@antonystringfellow5152]

"That's legal now, right?" - Only if you own the Attorney General.

[@leekye1923]

An innocent man would not obstruct the cops 10 times, and upon learning the cops are investigating him say, I'm f...ed!

[@theodorherzl4695]

You people are worse conspiracy theorists than Alex Jones. If you continue this road, the Democrats will definitely lose in 2020. You left I'm F'd out of context. Here's the rest: "Everyone tells me if you get one of these independent counsels it ruins your presidency. It takes years and years and I won’t be able to do anything."

[@Blendercage]

If you being pursued by powerful, influential, scary people for something you didn’t do, you wouldn’t say ‘I’m f’? You wouldn’t get angry and feel justified in making their job harder?

[@fireblast133]

Emperor Selassie most of the other investigations that occurred, the accused party tended to cooperate. Many were found innocent, and even in Bill Clinton’s case, it went to impeachment, but he was acquitted. Trump has been actively trying to impede this investigation. So in conclusion, you seem to be the one taking it out of context Selassie.

[@paxe1]

​@@Blendercage Exatcly. Mueller lied about WMDs in Iraq(Search for it on KZbin if you don't believe me). Who knows what he and the rest of the Deep State would be capable of.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Trump's about as innocent as I am one of the three Fates!

[@beasley417]

The only way to get thru this is my nightly dose of Stephen Colbert😂😂😂

[@MrLTLB]

4:50 (CHECK OUT ROD IN THE BACK...EPIC!) Yo Rod...Rod... You a SAVAGE!!

[@Will_Salcedo]

So Barr is Sarah Sanders but with AG title.

[@elimontoya2173]

WiLL They look really similar

[@SpSot]

And with no wig, apparently.

[@AuroraColoradoUSA]

Wrong. He's your mother, stupid. Show some respect.

[@boughtbot2639]

It's all in the neck.

[@lidoz]

you are catching on the new slogan attack brainless parrot.

[@xxXthekevXxx]

When you read the lines “this is the end of my presidency, I’m fucked” my heart did a flip of surprise, but I thought it was a joke, and knowing that it isn’t is amazing.

[@arthurgomes5188]

Wait, so if all of that clearly damming stuff was on the report *after* it was redacted, what the hell was taken of?

[@artlyons9024]

all the stuff that was actually criminal & would convict him

[@rokusho6667]

Well supposedly details of ongoing investigations and some methods of acquiring information which legally speaking are fine....but this is the guy who was involved with Iran contra so take it with a grain of salt.

[@mikeleeper3510]

Probably to remove confidential evidence from the government that should not be released to the public. I think releasing the redacted version was the right call.

[@brianbaker6881]

Off*

[@teax25]

More than likely anything that POS trump has a name to or can lead back to Trump or where the proof of it comes from and how it was reached.

[@AThagoras]

"If Bill Barr was the president's lawyer, he'd be in jail right now!" LOL!

[@safetyone6399]

Barr holds all the power to destroy a lot of criminals on the left and in the Demorat party. And he's going to do it if the evidence is there. I'd be wrapping up unfinished business if I was Comey, Brennan, Clapper, Clinton and a couple others I'm sure. Comey is going to jail for sure.

[@AThagoras]

@@safetyone6399 What fantasy universe are you living in?

[@AThagoras]

@@safetyone6399 OK It's the Fox News alternative fact universe. Put your tinfoil hat back on and go back to Fox News.

[@jeffburford]

Safety One What do you sniff?

[@jeffburford]

Safety One Come on Donald, just stick to your Tweeter Twats!

[@mersilvaureus1525]

A burden on his capacity to govern? What capacity?!?

[@loritracy1385]

Yeah, they also say you can't indict a sitting Prez because it would take too much time away from doing the job. I'm sure he's got PLENTY of " executive time" to deal with it.

[@zanman8808]

Lori Tracy This is why we have a vice President to take over if our president is incapacitated even if he’s incapacitated because he’s broken the Frick in law

[@emmawillard1261]

@@loritracy1385 He could give up some of the golf time. He cheats at that and lots of other things too.

[@emmawillard1261]

@@zanman8808

[@iadorenewyork1]

Exactly! Good comment, Zachary Allen!

[@sillybilly666]

Too bad we don't have a government that works for the people. Maybe something would actually come of this.

[@linusgustafsson2629]

No country has. They all run on giving friends money, and securing their personal lives economically. A few activists work on things like environment and anti-porn though. But nobody does anything for the people.

[@TheMuluman]

@Ursus Americanus oh okay, so who were the American ppl before then?

[@vsedai]

What we need is a lobby.

[@foggyfrogman1]

vsedai - That lobby would require the 10’s of millions to buy Republicans.

[@chenyboy1793]

Oh my goddddd!!!! You guys!!!!

[@stevenhinkle6957]

Wow... So Barr really didn't read it ? That speaks volumes for how he felt about it and the conclusions he drew about it before it was even released. Could this administration possibly be more of an absolute joke ?

[@sizzlesway22]

Colbert is the man. Thank you

[@TazorNissen]

“If Barr was Trump’s lawyer, he would be in prison” Give it time...

[@onceblindbill]

You areTazorNissen

[@onceblindbill]

We

[@NikoBased]

Isn't that what you guys said about the Mueller report? Weren't we supposed to "give it time" and "relax and Mueller time?" because Bob Mueller was patiently crossing his t's and dotting his i's? Bob Mueller, the methodical genius... the "amazing prosecutor" who was going to ensure justice is served. America is tired of waiting. At this point Bob Mueller and the FBI must be colluding with the Trump administration. Mueller must be complicit in these crimes because he's allowing Trump to continue his presidency , after knowing full well that Trump is a Russian agent. Mueller is also a Russian agent. Mueller knows Trump is a Russian agent, all while allowing Trump to stack the supreme court with originalist judges who stymie progressive legislators for the next 20 years. LOL. Chew on that for a while. Bob Mueller allowed a Russian agent to stack the supreme court and stymie democrats for the next 20+ years. Trump will no doubt have another supreme court pick, as Ruth is starting to become absent for health reasons quite often.

[@TheBrothergreen]

@@NikoBased It's weird how the republican trolls actually believe that barr's summery exonerates trump. That's the only possible way that I can make sense of what you just said. I hate to tell you this, but it doesn't.

[@catfishtroll7932]

The people are like a bowel obstruction. 😁😁😁

[@davidanderson8381]

when the movie is cast, John Goodman is obviously Barr.

[@jimmorgan21]

Can't wait for the film. Hopefully it's a good comedy like the real thing.

[@tyweeze8750]

I'd rather see him play Chris Christie

[@joshuakatz2499]

How about Elton John playing Barr

[@mead42]

Maybe SNL will be funny this week

[@jacquellamack2587]

@@mead42 I HOPE SO LOL THAT WOULD BE ANOTHER LAUGH

[@russellcampbell9198]

Think you can scratch the "Hon." bit on Barr's name plate.

[@francoisguilbert3]

So so so true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@markhoward5429]

Wow, that was good stuff right there Colbert!! 😎👍👍

[@iiwiiproductions2812]

Colbert is not and never has been funny.

[@xBluegamerx]

Barr lied about a report? If only there was an event that happened decades ago to clue us into the type of person he is, like a past Contraversy.

[@brandonharper2421]

xBluegamerx you dont mean back in 1991 under bush sr do it? 😂😂😂 he was just covering up thats all

[@Syclone0044]

Lolll I see what you did there 😅👏🏼👏🏼 Took me a minute, at first I thought "wtf is this guy randomly capitalizing non-proper nouns?"

[@johnsands9108]

Hahaha. Nice one friend

[@xjunkxyrdxdog89]

@@Syclone0044 I'm over here like "he misspelled controversohhh I get it."

[@xjunkxyrdxdog89]

"I am not a crook" "No collusion"

[@karlblume9419]

'Since when did feelings become a get out of jail free card?' It's been so for police for some time now. Case in point: Tamir Rice. And so many others.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

But your honor, i felt threatened by this little kid with a toy gun. Why? Well because he was black your honor. As soon as i saw him, i knew i had to shoot him down before he could grow up and kill me.

[@innertubez]

I think you meant Philando Castile, where a legally licensed gun owner was shot dead in front of his loved ones and for some strange emotional reason the cop involved was acquitted.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

@@innertubez Every time a cop shoots someone, he just has to say he feared for his life and he's automatically acquitted. That's one of the ways cops have immunity and can kill anyone, especially anyone poor or from a minority.

[@ClickingHeads]

I'm sure if you are one of Tamir Rice's victims that day you would be horrified having a gun pointed at you. But ya know facts don't count anymore huh?

[@johnj4471]

@Dream Delirium Where did I say it excused the very few times that it wasn't warranted. Philando Castile was a case of nonsense on the police's part. Show me where I said it wasn't. However, cases like Michael Brown and Freddie Gray as well as the plethora of others that emboldened the state of black racism to where it is today are just as nonsensical if not more so considering the assaults and damage the black community caused in response to those idiots getting what they caused themselves. But yeah keep telling me that I somehow said the cops killing an innocent person was just fine. Please show me where I said that. I simply brought up another equally valid point that the person I replied to would decide to ignore.

[@benh9350]

Damn it, I ran out of smart ass comments yesterday, so I'm just speechless today.

[@mr.lastname4880]

Did anything good come out of this report? Or stopped just bad stuff

[@johnm3152]

Sorry for your loss. I ran out 6 months ago.

[@kathryn3950]

I think there just comes a time when your brain yells “ENOUGH! I CANT HANDLE ANYMORE”

[@yDrewy]

Dig deeper bro....no one likes a quitter....

[@torntokoroa]

@AdventureTimeFan94 the fact you last a month amazes me. Every sensible New Yorker here knows this man is an idiotic jackass. Most of us were tired of his shit during the day he started campaigning

[@amitj5916]

He is so good!!! He turns everything around to sound little less depressing!!

[@civil_villain]

I actually laughed out loud (in disgust) at the, "Trump's understandable feelings of anger make him innocent!" Ahhh the snowflake projection defense...

[@thebatman6201]

What about facts not giving a damn about feelings? The ben shapiro motto, conservatoves love to chant as an excuse to be douchebags?

[@BabakoSen]

It's the Afluenza argument left to ferment and repackaged as something that pretends to be classier but is in fact even inferior to its fresh form.

[@RickKasten]

@@michaelpaine6701 No, normal people repeatedly state their innocence while allowing for due process which, if their claims of innocence are true, will exonerate them. "Defending" themselves does not include calling the entire process a witch hunt and a farce. If anything, it sets up the potential for defamation of character after the innocent verdict.

[@VideoSage]

It's so insulting. Oh, so if I'm angry at a cop investigating me, I guess I can just shoot them, eh? Anger apparently allows for high crimes, why not down to earth ones? Fucking stupid. It drives me mad too- that Trump had his big "no one is above the law," and "pro police," "law man," bullshit. The guy is a blatant criminal.

[@RickKasten]

It was Trump's sincerely held belief that he was innocent, therefore his actions to obstruct were permissible. Because to Republicans, sincerely held beliefs absolve people of criminal behavior.

[@NewMessage]

"There was no intent.." There was plenty of intent, just no effective execution. The Trump team was like a troop of Stormtroopers at blaster practice. They kept firing, and firing and firing at the 'collude' target, but just couldn't seem to land a single shot.

[@Lucius1958]

*"The Gang That Couldn't Treason Straight"*

[@rascallyrabbit717]

I guess being *stupid* is not a _crime_

[@xjunkxyrdxdog89]

@@Lucius1958 *always sunny theme plays*

[@rawovunlapin8201]

@@rascallyrabbit717 maybe not, but I get the feeling that the consequences of being stupid might break the law.

[@joejug162]

New Message they did, but the evidence went out with the first firings when he took office.

[@brianschlicher59]

I said I'd take questions I never said I'd answer em! {Flip the bird} Too funny. Give the writer who came up with that line a bonus Stephen.

[@carlmuller8967]

"When have feelings been a defense?", um when you've just shot someone in Florida cos you felt they looked tough.

[@tylerdurden4392]

@Carl Muller Trayvon was on top of Zimmerman when he was shot.

[@carlmuller8967]

@@tylerdurden4392 And McGlockton shoved a white guy so his doom was sealed. But Corey Jones was unarmed and running away when he got gunned down by a plain-clothes "policeman".

[@tylerdurden4392]

@@carlmuller8967 Gucci Mane had a loaded gun on him, was high on lean and weed, and threatened to kill the cops present as was simply tackled, sedated and arrested. Today he is sober and has his head screwed on straight, so this narrative of the poor-poor black man being used as target practice by cops is something only people who like Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah would take seriously. Aggressive cops are good for black neighborhoods if we're looking at the body counts--how many killings do you think these "racist" police prevent?

[@prieten49]

How can a sitting Attorney General just lie on national television so many times? It's impeachment time for him and his boss.

[@evandeaver7384]

How can Colbert do it every night or cnn or MSNBC? probably why they need a comedian to tell the lies. that way you can laugh and pretend that the democrat view is the national consensus.

[@prieten49]

@@evandeaver7384 I don't recall a single "lie" by this comedian or those media outlets. The President of the United States and his A.G. should be held to much higher standards. It is sad that our expectations for our Groper-in-Chief are so low. But apparently his lying fulfills your expectations in a president.

[@evandeaver7384]

Stuart M. I really don’t care what he said. Big surprise I care what he actually does and what I can clearly see is that president trump has been doing wonderful things for my country and that’s all I need after a lifetime of garbage do nothing presidents.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I've lost almost all faith in the American justice system.

[@jordanturner5278]

@@prieten49 Russian colusion for starters, calling him rasict fascist no border crisis shall i go on?

[@guesswhonot1620]

"This is the end of my presidency. I'm f**ked." The one time we wanted him to be RIGHT...

[@arjun8883]

They put a cut up "quote" in the headline and you don't read the real quote for yourself! Trump continued... “Everyone tells me if you get one of these independent counsels it ruins your presidency. It takes years and years and I won’t be able to do anything. This is the worst thing that ever happened to me.” So basically, CNN sucks you in to think hes saying it because he's guilty, but he said it because he feared he would not be able to do his job. See how that works? Now run along little sheep, and find the next twisted quote to run with.

[@moegreenbl]

Don't bother debating a liberal half the time they can't understand you and the other time they just disagree because they're ignorant.

[@zmdumpbox2340]

Why are you anti-leftist guys even here commenting when you know you're not the audience Colbert sells to? Do you purposefully wade in here to give yourselves high blood pressure? Go take a fucking walk in the park and enjoy the outdoors, stop wasting your time arguing on purpose.

[@shiivd]

@@arjun8883 They don't care about the truth, the report could've said nothing bad about trump at all and they'd still find some more BS to spread

[@tinaloveseddie]

Johnny 😂😂😂 ur a moron

[@DvLnDsGyZ]

5:01 Your humor is why I havent drank myself into oblivion.

[@tonyplow9219]

Belle, You got about 5 more years of Trump better get you a couple of habits!

[@tonyplow9219]

@42 jade 0 Trump crimes! add that up! MAGA! 2020! Close to 5 years!

[@1234jamesmith]

I would rather drink myself to morrowind

[@Chyllstorm]

Someone gif that last middle finger shot for use on Twitter, please... 😂

[@zoniegriffin743]

STEVE YOU'RE A JERK..👎👎👎👎👎

[@LaLaLonna]

An innocent man wouldn't say I'm fucked when he finds out an investigator is making sure no wrong doing occurred

[@fraliv5526]

unless he is worried the investigator will be heavily biased against him like the rest of the liberal media

[@notabot0001]

Fra Liv you’re funny 😂

[@evandeaver7384]

maybe the president wanted to actually run the country and not be bogged down in litigation? that's ABSURD!!!!! more likely he was worried about being a Russian spy!

[@Motor-City_Ben-Diesel]

I dont care he said he was fucked because at the time it was comey who was in charge and he knew comey is totally corrupt

[@couragekarnga8735]

Trump does a wonderful job of making himself look oh so guilty.

[@kaivickers166]

Did you see Rosenstein grin like the Cheshire Cat when the reporter asked Barr about Barr spinning the report? Amazing. Edit: Only a guilty person freaks out over being investigated.

[@thillaisaravanan8097]

I saw the title and I clicked with immediate enthusiasm!

[@reaperpatriot]

And you are disappointed lol 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@reaperpatriot]

@Haywire D awwwww not a Russian bot. Try again libtard lol

[@thillaisaravanan8097]

@@reaperpatriot only slightly, loved the Gillette joke, laughed way too hard at that.

[@civil_villain]

@@reaperpatriot You dummies are funny.

[@reaperpatriot]

@@thillaisaravanan8097 well cue Trump winning Re-election soon. I will enjoy the smug of libtards going crazy until Mueller says in a public hearing in a month saying no Collusion and no Obstruction of Justice!

[@berniehobabykat]

Being a lawyer for Donald Trump is like being the drummer for spinal tap. 😵😵😵

[@MaryAnnFarley]

@vegasbabykat Ok, that's just brilliant. :) Be warned that a Colbert writer might snap that one up. Lol!

[@berniehobabykat]

Mary Ann Farley Thank you so much for the kind compliment. I WISH!!! 🙄😜 If there are any comedy writers for the late night shows or Podcasts you can find my work sprinkled throughout recent episodes of last week tonight Seth Meyers Bill Maher full frontal etc. Or you can email me at [e-mail] With subject line... in need of lousy one-liners Please note I will not click on any links so either give me the scenario in writing or give me the search title for KZbin UPDATE.... if you like lousy one liners and Easter egg hunts check out the old Hollywood squares (70s/very early 80s) and match game 73 episodes on KZbin. I am all up in those comments!!! 😛😙

[@NewMessage]

"The conclusion that Congress may apply the obstruction laws to the President's corrupt exercise of the powers of office..." 'The President's corrupt exercise' Meaning we've established that he is corrupt, and Congress should apply the law. The law against Obstruction of Justice... Sounds like total exoneration to me. Yep.

[@cezarcatalin1406]

New Message "This report totally exonerates me."

[@sandisithebe673]

Scott Costa + I dont know how it works in America, but where im from. If the police are called to ivestigate a dead body at your house, preventing it or trying to is the crime regardles of whether such body/crime exists or not.

[@cloudsin8748]

@Scott Costa seems like the nazis are full on defense mode it seems

[@NewMessage]

Stop feeding the troll. Report him.

[@menotu000]

@@NewMessage he has been reported multiple times for harassment/bullying. Not that it will be enforced, just like the rest of the law in America.

[@mikesoertsz4501]

*Pokes Congress with stick* "Do something."

[@randomsandwichian]

In 2016: Omg... *that* happened? 2017: Right, still going, eh? 2018: Yes! And ugh... here we go again. 2019: What *now*? *WHAT. NOW???*

[@oddanderson9131]

It’s kinda hard to do anything when most the people in congress don’t have any spines

[@_Thoughtful_Aquarius_]

I've been throwing rocks and yelling at them to do something about Hillary Clinton's crimes......but not a damn thing has happened.

[@minerva9843]

@@_Thoughtful_Aquarius_ you're adorable. There was something done, more than once.

[@_Thoughtful_Aquarius_]

@@minerva9843 , not sure what you're referring to 🤔. Hillary Clinton hasn't even received a slap on the wrist......

[@maymac2012]

Stephen's comedy is so informative. When he is making us laugh, he provides the essence of Barr's dishonest handling of Mueller Report to us. Great Stephen. You are the best.

[@FullOnMetalHead1995]

He makes you laugh? Are you also a fan of adam sandler films?

[@mendel7575]

He lied to you for years and you still don't hate him. Have you always lacked a soul?

[@godinezfer1906]

Barr on Donald - when someone gives you a job you talk good about them 💁😂😂😂😂

[@AndyM_323YYY]

Al Capone felt the same way about Elliot Ness.

[@bernardliu8526]

Fred Flintstone just solemnly declared that William Barr ain't his twin brother.

[@shirobu6447]

I couldn't wait to hear Colbert take after the release of the Muller report, and sure didn't disappoint 🤔😂🍻

[@couragekarnga8735]

He never does, bless him.

[@holly03282008]

If Trump is so bad leave America, you clowns...

[@africaart]

4:40 is gold 😂🤣

[@MrRosiesfavorites]

tugis, that is exactly why the red party hates the media and tries to discredit them.

[@ReapeX]

@nick smith Fake News Comment

[@NatalieBryden]

At 9:52, it looks like Rosenstein wants to pounce :-) LOL!

[@mcbrite]

Who thought Fred Flintstone would ever get as high as AG!!!

[@WaterlooExpat]

Fred was loyal to the Water Buffalo Lodge, not to the Imperial Grand Poobah.

[@patchworkgirl2982]

Protecting crooks in the WH is evidently his career. Unparallelled opportunities here.

[@shawnrose706]

I thought of droopy dog but fred flinstone works too 😅

[@cmdraftbrn]

@@shawnrose706 nah droopy dog is lieberman

[@vinnie20]

Actually he is a dead ringer for the Burgermeister Meisterburger lol

[@reason43poole37]

You cant make this stuff up. Its so screwed and blatant.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

If 5 years ago someone would have try to make a TV series about a presidency like this, everyone would have laugh in his face and said it was absolutely unrealistic.

[@mori1bund]

6:40 an innocent person wouldn't say that! Only someone who is guilty would react like that.

[@PikesvilleAl]

and only a freaking moron would make your post

[@mori1bund]

@Ursus Americanus Are you talking about Ivanka and her private eMail server? ;)

[@roberttaylor6694]

Can't understand how all these people can be afraid of someone who dodged the draft 5 TIMES!!!!!!

[@fukkawi]

OLD News? Non Starter? Non Issue, Ala Billy Bush....

[@Flowerbarrel]

Trump really said "I'm fucked'? That...is weird. Well, not for him, I guess, since he doesn't seem capable of doing good or honest things and just loves lording over everyone. But....weird for the real world. And then Trump blamed Sessions and said "you were supposed to protect me"? Yeah, blame everyone else.

[@lynw1623]

Serasia Why do you find it to be weird ? Trump knows exactly what he did and has done.

[@InDepthGaming]

to be fair colbert was at least partially dishonest becuase he left out the next sentence in the report that dictates why he said this. but cobert isnt going to say that because it destorys the sound bite he made

[@TheGrumbliestPuppy]

@Matter of Time YT 42% actually, if you average all the credible polls. Which is even more sad.

[@ringo1692]

@@InDepthGaming what was it then? Don't do the same thing, lol

[@royballard2235]

@Matter of Time YT you're absolutely right Trump is a pathetic excuse of a human being and a vindictive whiner that is setting up a. dictatorship and destroying America's democracy right under our noses. What's amazing is that he is getting away with everything he does.

[@callimedley]

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! Feels good, doesn’t it?

[@ms.rstake_1211]

It really does.

[@ms.rstake_1211]

@S Al lol... You people realise she never became president right?

[@Belnick6666]

yes, the left are like the nazi as they want to lock up, silence and kill people for their political views hilary is a career criminal so not the same thing chanting she should go to jail, I bet many ppl are pissed that OJ, like hilary got free

[@annebradley6086]

No, it doesn't! Actually locking him up would!

[@reddrocketgaming2708]

@S Al why not both?

[@vladbcom]

Barr should be disbarred and face some jail time

[@reid9664]

DisBARRed lol

[@griffithmoony9263]

Isn't he known as the cover up general? And this was before Trump picked him

[@SGlitz]

"We did not find evidence sufficient to establish that she knew she was sending classified information beyond a reasonable doubt to meet the intent standard," Comey explained. "I think she was extremely careless. I think she was negligent. That I could establish. What we can't establish is that she acted with the necessary criminal intent.". It was good enough for you before....

[@fairlyfactual451]

It is I Except Barr committed no crimes and acted exclusively within the law. His summary was accurate from the standpoint that the official Mueller report underlines that there is no substantial body of evidence great enough to prove collusion beyond a reasonable doubt, and, conversely, the statute for obstruction of Justice requires the premise of corrupt intent. In this instance, Colbert missed the crucial detail in his segment where Trump's feelings at the time actually do hold legal standing and serve as a strong defense for all private affairs, and as for all public affairs, Mueller mentions but ultimately discounts them as external lashing out as he felt like he was being treated unfairly. Sure the president acted unethically and immorally in many instances in the report, but if the underlying statute requires corrupt intent, the president is secure from legal prosecution.

[@williamwaugh6]

For what?

[@micu1544]

And the USA has just been consigned to the dustbin of history Welcome to the club. yours truly Rome

[@yaapokuaboateng3075]

Mi Cu with the oncoming “no deal” Brexit you may as well consign us to the aforementioned “dustbin of history” Regards United (or not so united) Kingdom

[@iamelflegend]

Barr really looks Fred Flinstones

[@gertyterry1897]

More like a cleaned up version of Steve Bannon. 😳😂😂

[@colleentwo]

JL Llorada he looks like an obese toad.

[@owlgirl1998]

Thats an insult to Fred Flintstone

[@WriterusAeternus]

As Kimmel put it: He looks like Elton John after a gay conversion therapy

[@Naamanah127]

Yep, that's what I say, I'm waiting for him to say "Yabba-dabba-Doo"

[@Lanwarder]

Look at Rod Rosenstein's smile when the journalist asks Barr what he has to say about the accusations that he is trying to spin the report before the public gets a chance to read it lol.

[@shirleykurtz]

That said it all.

[@tommyt1971]

!!!YES!!!

[@bradgrady7497]

I had my eye on him too. He gave a little nod as well.

[@Dstutzbach1]

Minute Marker 4:44 is the start of the exchange and by the end you can see Rod smiling...

[@AngelTiel]

Bingo! That must have made him feel better. Rod looked like he was going to vomit for most of the cover-up attempt/I mean press conference. Barr truly is a piece of work.

[@patrickbrumm420]

just recently watched George Costanza do the same "End of our marriage" bit on an old Seinfeld

[@williamfroh8830]

Make America Great Again Impeach Trump

[@blazze7772]

I second that!!

[@mcdjjohnnybokc]

Jy Byrd What truth?

[@mcdjjohnnybokc]

Jy Byrd Telling that Global Warming's fake?

[@Heavenzvoice]

William Froh that would be an awesome t-shirt!

[@tonyplow9219]

William, LOL! Trump is not getting impeached in fact this clearing of Trump may just get Trump his 2nd term! MAGA! Hill Dog! LOL! LOL!

[@markshibeblue9173]

If you commit a crime,.. Use trump as example in court... If it doesn't work sue the whole american government

[@The_sinner_Jim_Whitney]

Markshi Beblue Fuck yes. This debacle is fucking with the very fabric of America. I wish I was old so I wouldn't be around for its aftermath.

[@brandonjpj1]

or maybe mention obamas killing of thousands with drones, maybe even mention fast and furious, the IRS targeting of the right.. or you could just shut them up by mentioning the billions in untracked cash to Iran... Glad your moral compass came in the mail on 1/20/16..

[@merk9569]

The sinner Jim Whitney I am very old and so glad I am. To think my father died in military at 42 defending America and for what?

[@TheBrothergreen]

@@brandonjpj1 IRS targeting of the right is fake news. Democrats didn't support Obama's drone policy, but it was within his legal purview, and saved american lives. Ditto for ATF monitoring straw-purchas/ gun sales and attempting to build a case against major cartels. Nice deflection, though.

[@desurgeon]

ElectricRemi Iran? look up william Barr and Iran contra HAHAHAHHHAHHAh. You will be amazed how republicans have been F#@king us, and the constitution for decades.

[@margiedaniels489]

Jeff Sessions is sitting in his Keebler tree, so happy!

[@bonron9921]

Where the hell is he ?? It would be poetic justice if he came out and of course this time with his memory intact. No more I forgot to mention!

[@marioreynamrmoody1596]

Minute 4:44 Barr is asked a simple question that tears the curtain down!!Attorney General could not respond!Embarrasing moment of his career.Should the USA have this kind of leadership in charge of very important offices.Or is it a bit wreckless??

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

🎵"Oh Donny Boy the Feds, the Feds are coming!🎵😂

[@donwadd9143]

In one of your libtarded wet dreams you LOSER!

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

@@donwadd9143 ROTFLMAO! Dream on commie. Your puppet is going down. Fake profile, No content & textbook Kremlin diversionary rhetoric = Russian Backed Troll. Nice try Vlad but no one's buying your Bullshitski here comrade.

[@benitosotelo444]

@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 the feds have been coming, for the past 2 years. Has your dumb ass not been paying attention? This is why no one is taking leftists seriously.

[@donwadd9143]

No collusion,no crimes! Demonrats turn for investigation are starting! Trump WILL win again in 2020 and NOTHING you LOSERS can do about it! Six more years of sky screaming for you mental midgets! LMAO@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

@@benitosotelo444 It took two years to complete the investigations of Nixon & everyone knows how that all ended. The *only* reason he didn't go to prison was because he ran away, & got his VP to pardon him. (Which is the only way at this stage that Trump can possibly keep his cheese burger ladden ass out of the big house as well.) The authorities are making sure that they have all their ducks lined up in a row when it comes to Trump. The Tangerine Trator is more slippery than a bag full of rotten eels. & he'll do anything to keep out of jail. But tell me if he's such an 'honest man' as his sycophantic followers claim. Then why would he say that "This is the end of my presidency. I'm Fucked." about the Muller probe. An inocent man doesn't use that kind of language when he finds out he's under investigation. He knows he has nothing to fear from the Truth - only a guilty one does.

[@facecandystudio]

OMG.... Rosenstein face is so telling. That twilight zone look when he was standing behind Barr during the press conference... Either we are all doomed or the sh*t is about to go down real soon!

[@nancystowell4877]

To the trained eye, another person's facial expression and body language speaks much louder that the spoken word ever can.

[@yazzie8557]

My country's government is in shambles.

[@jasonstation]

Hi! So is mine!

[@alisonabuhadema659]

Hi! So is mine.

[@zanman8808]

Hi so is mine

[@andrewnorrie2731]

An omnishambles that has been foisted upon the world at gun-point for over a century.

[@SGlitz]

Naw, Obama already did that. Didn't you notice? :)

[@bobevers7459]

Stephen Colbert is MY Multi-millionaire Democratic BUDDY..I GET ALL MY POLITICAL NEWS FROM HIM...BECAUSE.....he gets AND CARES about the little guy WHO WATCHES HIS SHOW...and so do the Sponsors who pay him MILLIONS & MILLIONS TOO....oh yes...he's my buddy....LOL

[@delangelarte3324]

6:03 "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes" 🤣

[@skepticalpickle5258]

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

[@NA-ib8cw]

I can't get be charged with murder because my intent when I hit the person with the bottle was to make him faint, not to kill him.

[@Cajek2]

A I dump’s staff apparently obstructed his attempts at obstruction?

[@Silverfirefly1]

Maybe if your mother explained to everyone that you were very frustrated at the time.

[@Cajek2]

@@Silverfirefly1 I'd like some clarification on this, though... Donald GAVE the order to obstruct (obviously) but... it didn't happen? It didn't happen enough?

[@Cajek2]

@Ursus Americanus Go back to moscow

[@miggysmindisfull]

Look at Rosenstein in 4:54/4:55 after question by press.... priceless!!

[@keeliekalayidol8876]

After the journalist asks the Q; 4:54 The ONLY time Rosenstein smiles/smirks 😉. Because he knows Barr is one sided w/Trump and not doing his actual job for the U.S. w/bipartisanship.

[@Bodyknock]

Haven’t seen Rosenstein be that amused since his “you can’t subpoena phone records” slapdown of Rep Jim Jordan. 😄

[@klmhookedmoore5847]

I'm sure Rosenstein will be glad to exit the shithole that the DOJ has become.

[@patchworkgirl2982]

I enjoyed that too. Rosie showed what he felt there. Hope he doesn't pay for it though. In this administration, who knows...

[@SamuelNguyenHoangViet]

Haha sharp eyes, thanks.

[@justinliebich6748]

Mayor of rightville. So sad and obvious the AG is one sided.

[@Naamanah127]

"Gillette razor before and after picture" 🤣🤣🤣

[@TankUSA]

Conservatives - Facts don’t care about your feelings. Also conservatives - trump didn’t obstruct justice, he was just lashing out because he felt bad

[@_Thoughtful_Aquarius_]

You don't actually know what the word 'conservative' means do you? Or was it meant as a joke and not to be taken literally? 🤔

[@dulcieparker7425]

O snap! Rememberdoodle. The feeling factor for Christine was such a nasty taunt by bad eggs. Again, I'm reminded how some don't go there. More class or maybe just more compassion (for themselves in that they wouldn't want to stoop that low.)

[@Alachrizam]

Tank also conservatives, we don’t actually like trump, but he’s a hell of a lot better than any of the democrats, and we will deal with his bullshit until we get better republican candidates. Honestly, have you ever met any real conservatives? Trump has let us down on multiple occasions... I think you confused conservative for “edgy shit posting meme lords”. As fun as those people are, they do not represent the political right. Prime example; Ben Shapiro. Hates Trump, but accepts that he is a necessary if a conservative movement is to take place in the coming years. Ted Cruz and Scott Walker are much better representations if you wish to see what real conservatives are.

[@isaiahtorok7079]

@@Alachrizam ted cruz is a bit of a slimy guy i don't know if I'd use him as an example

[@Red42829]

@@Alachrizam He's had an approval rating of 85-90% from Republicans essentially his while presidency. You can say that he doesn't represent America's right wing but the numbers tell a different story. Im not against conservative ideologies but the modern gop is a bit too far gone. If there really are any sane right wingers then perhaps its time to splinter off and form a new party or actually vote against Trump in the house and congress instead of enabling his insanity but we both know that wont happen because he's exactly what the Republicans wanted.

[@wicked8576]

somehow, Colbert's Trump impression is as good as Baldwin's or Noah's.. I love all of them! :D

[@rupert5390]

That's because you are a player of the pink Oboe.

[@skrilljack]

That sad, alexa play decpacito

[@VincentVonDudler]

3:21 - A normal human being would accept some blame for the evidence that sparked this investigation in the first place, but not a pathological liar and narcissist.

[@brianlevine249]

Wait are you talking about Obama or Trump? It's hard to tell

[@ga0425]

Mr V perpetuates fake news. So sad.

[@iiwiiproductions2812]

The evidence was a false report paid for by Hillary. This will all come out in the upcoming DOJ investigation. Can't wait.

[@fontforward]

I like that Batiste played a bit of Smoke Gets In Your Eyes after the joke about Barr blowing smoke up Trump's ass... it also happens to be a song about someone leaving a relationship (metaphor for leaving the oval office?)

[@sarcasmo57]

Wait that guy's still president? Jesus Christ USA what are you doing?

[@TracyAllen]

sarcasmo57 Being held hostage and tortured 😖

[@loganmartin3396]

sarcasmo57 for most of us, crying and whining that we didnt get our way and then crying some more when the mueller report said nothing new or groundbreaking.

[@rundan8620]

Being held hostage? Deeper into fascism? Jeez the mental illness in our country is our only problem

[@_Thoughtful_Aquarius_]

We're trying to get a wall built. LMAO

[@brandonjpj1]

IDk enjoying an awesome economy and not watching our monuments burn to the ground while mass rape is covered up by our own gov? *cough * Europe *cough cough*

[@yassinahmed4288]

First time seeing Stephen Colbert rage...😎 yet funny

[@buckrogers5331]

Colbert is the Master of Burn. Period.