Colbert: All The Other Reasons Trump Is A Bad President

[@weegiewarbler]

Thank you for putting it into perspective at the end Stephen.

[@randomuser5237]

Just face it, Democrats have no clue what's going on. Rather than admitting their failure to win elections they chose to take a way that shows that someone else is responsible for their loss of election. In pursuing this pointless investigation they have now robbed themselves of any credibility and given away the opportunity they had of using all the other valid reasons of Trump not being president. Now they have a horde of candidates all wanting to be president. They are the most inept and divisive bunch of people I have ever seen and that's saying something with GOP on the other end.

[@jerryguerra8708]

@@randomuser5237 Didn't they just win the mid terms ?

[@MattieK09]

NO COLLUSION lololol Dems are liars AGAIN

[@user-pp1wh9vd1s]

Trump is the savior! Sleepy joe is the downfall of this country! Liberals are ruining this country!

[@Geniusignotus]

@@randomuser5237 It was the FBI who suspected Trump colluded with the Russians and began their investigation, not the Democrats

[@MSJ-ww1mq]

So glad he did the white board thing! Some people seem to have forgotten all the other stuff

[@yeetusfetus9189]

Like the fact that he has no evidence to support his ridiculous claims?

[@ElroyMcDuff]

@@yeetusfetus9189 So enlighten us, what was written on that white board that isn't true?

[@zackbotvinnik4972]

@@ElroyMcDuff How about the muslim ban? Or puts kids in cages? Complete misrepresentation of the actual policies, in which they are essentially the same laws that Obama was using. For example, there is no 'muslim ban,' it was a ban on several countries that have terror issues and are majority muslim. Many muslim countries, such as Bangladesh, are not on that list. As well, Obama had the same list of countries that he put a travel ban on. I can't stand when people just buy into the media bites, even after all of the fake materials the mainstream media has released in the last 2 years. I can't stand how Colbert became such a shill. Trump is not a saint, but he is not as bad as people claim he is.

[@reefermadnesss]

@@zackbotvinnik4972 you're misinformed. Obama administration never detained illegals like the Trump admistration did/has. ALso Trump called for ban on immigration from Muslim countries (minus SA), which he never really got. Obama never did this. They are not the same....like at all. Nope.

[@yougotkained]

@@zackbotvinnik4972 Are you thick in the skull? Trump would happily admit to his Muslim ban that can't get through the courts, he admitted as much. They also had a hearing on the kids in cages and it showed KIDS in CAGES. Not only that but I'd go 10 x worse and state that they REMOVE KIDS from THEIR PARENTS. How the F is that somehow a lie? It's as true as your naivity.

[@marywalsh7592]

When Watergate was happening they did the same thing. They published a summary then the American people demanded the full report. Nixon then decided to resign.j

[@AnonningAnon]

I don't think Trump would resign, he feels no shame.

[@RossieMarrie]

@@AnonningAnon truth!!

[@HalfLifeHalfDead]

@Default Name And what exactly did Obama do?

[@ProperlyGaming]

@@HalfLifeHalfDead be black while in the white house of course

[@charlie-obrien]

@@AnonningAnon Opposite day is Wednesday. Get your calendar straight.

[@bijibadness]

"what's the word? it's like horny, but for life." that's _brutal._ absolutely vicious. great stuff.

[@tooranoroojnia3436]

Yes America is the greatest place on earth because I did whatever dirty you can imagine and nothing bad happened to me .

[@sanquinlily]

It's always sort of weird hearing Americans say "America is the greatest country on Earth", while they have a President, who puts kids in cages, a prision, which is the definition of warcrime, and a third world democracy with the death sentence.

[@DowncastParadox]

@@sanquinlily To be fair, America easily makes the top 20 list of best countries, so... close enough?

[@yorkerold]

@@DowncastParadox No.

[@s.williams6452]

No need for sunblock with all of the shade from that whiteboard.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Well, he already looks like someone injected a pumpkin with human DNA.

[@curiositypiqued6573]

Courage Karnga tuchet..... Hi 5⃣ 🤣👍

[@valeremkin5188]

a ha ha Tramp did you all bustards

[@some1namedno1]

@@valeremkin5188 Was the alphabet soup you just threw up meant to mean something?

[@carolprice1389]

You are so wright.

[@RagamuffinGunner13]

A 16 minute monologue that isn't broken up? At least something good came from all this.

[@DrJones20]

Wasn't it a good thing that he DIDN'T collude with Russia?

[@leadpaintchips9461]

@@DrJones20 Yes and no. It shows that his actions were not from malice by being a foreign agent, but instead his actions were driven by incompetence.

[@MattieK09]

@@leadpaintchips9461 ^^^ blahahah so desperate

[@DrJones20]

@@leadpaintchips9461 Most high up U.S politicians are owned by AIPAC. Those are the real "foreign agents"

[@mistersinistersir]

Imagine thinking that no collusion is a bad thing, you should never call yourself American

[@gankhef5564]

It's pretty disturbing how alien a live audience feels to me now after such a short time. It feels like something from another era. It's hard to even picture a future where big studio audiences, filled stadiums, standing room only concerts, etc. will ever feel normal again.

[@Taidan-vq7pz]

Make America normal again.

[@Alexander-uk4fw]

Ikr? We live in interesting times my friend.

[@RetroIsaac]

I mean, it's only been 1 year. I won't be surprised if next year has an adjustment period, but I'm sure we'll gat back into the swing of things.

[@at87ification]

Having seen this again, this is one his best shows

[@jaxteller2904]

Sound like you think covid is serious. *laughs in college student*

[@silentwhisp4r670]

William Barr the guy who summarized the report is the same game who covered up the Iran Contra operation. Seems so odd to place the guy who is an expert on cover ups as the guy to give a summary on a report you want covered up. Release the report.

[@ze89412]

John3:16 Pitbull to do what exactly? To make people jump to conclusions

[@papotetuve]

Judge kavanough was also picked exactly for the same reason. Kavanough submitted in his application he would work under the same guidelines as Barr. That a sitting president can not be indicted

[@janetjohnson9178]

Damn! That was brilliant and hillarious! Thanks for keeping us sane.

[@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr]

He's keeping you disinformed. He's part of the problem, don't you see

[@sillygoose635]

@@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr yes, trump is keeping you misinformed, you're part of the problem, you see

[@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr]

@@sillygoose635 Trump was just proven right by your own Trump-hating God Mueller. Yet the mainstream media conspiracy theory is where the truth is?

[@sillygoose635]

@@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr No, no it wasn't.

[@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr]

@@sillygoose635 ok we have a Russian asset in the White House, Colbert was right.

[@SlowhandGreg]

Steven your summary at the end was spot on, for all the political commentators around you managed to frame and condense the whole thing giving it an overall prospective.

[@cherwynambuter7873]

Colbert is brilliant!

[@charliesands188]

Wait a minute, a guy named Rabbit had a conversation with someone named Emmett T. Flood And there wasnt a Bugs and Elmer Fudd joke?

[@jessicabarber5835]

Good one

[@kathryn3950]

LOL!!

[@cdevil9488]

It would be too low rent a joke for a Bugs and Elmer reference.

[@user-pp1wh9vd1s]

Trump is the savior! Sleepy joe is the downfall of this country! Liberals are ruining this country!

[@jhemlani]

America deserves to know the truth and the whole TRUTH, not someone brief explanation. It’s the only right thing to do.

[@malikkadir8645]

You braindead guys gon just make him win in 2020

[@jorgensenmj]

Don't you worry. The Republicans are now back on the job. Brennan, Clapper, Comey, Strzok, Page, Yates, Lynch, Glenn Simpson, Bruce Ohr, Nellie Ohr....etc.... They all have some explaining to do. The Mueller Probe gave Adam Schiff the excuse to keep the focus only on Trump. Now that excuse is gone and we can shift over to how this all began. I would suggest Dan Bogino's book "SPYGATE" if you want to get caught up.

[@CleverMetaphor]

You obviously dont want the truth, you just want YOUR truth

[@tommyt1971]

Of course Trump & the GOP leadership aren’t interested in the truth.

[@dxan493]

jorgensenmj you lost all credibility the moment you mentioned that hack Dan Bogino. Guy is about is idiotic as that Ruben guy

[@kalinig8783]

Whoever wrote this monologue is a genius. One of the best political comedic reporting. My 25° train ride into downtown Chicago was actually fun this morning. Thanks for that!

[@MattieK09]

No Collusion ! and Jussie Smollett is going to jail for a fake hate hoax ...

[@collinhennessy6480]

These writers suck. Colbert hasn't been funny since he left Comedy Central.

[@user-hr9oz8xv6n]

Colbert isn't funny, at all. Idiots clinging to late night comedy shows to prop up their well-being are hilarious.

[@randomuser5237]

You've no idea about "genius" or "political comedic reporting". This sounded like a monologue written by bunch of 12 year olds after they were told that they would not be getting an X-box for Christmas.

[@PremChand-sb3lz]

@Default Name Hi Trumpet joker... I can assure u ...you are a genius to have picked the orange joker. . Are u happy now ... ??

[@golemkeeper]

My guess is that there were grounds for suspicion, but not enough proof to indict. The report should be made public so citizens know the situation.

[@zer0b0t]

It's simple, a wink wink and they colluded, it's just hard to prove it.

[@helenlowe8445]

So you get your bought and paid for BUDDY to read the REPORT and then he tells the public there's no Collusion or Obstruction...Ok then well let the TAX PAYERS WHO PAID FOR IT ALL SEE IT...WHATS THE PROBLEM?

[@evajohansson2914]

Helen Lowe yes and the guy who worked on it is just silent ye ur smart helen.

[@helenlowe8445]

@@evajohansson2914 You should follow his lead then!!

[@helenlowe8445]

@@evajohansson2914 About as smart as your spelling!!

[@Author_Alyssa_Taylor]

"Call me when it fits on a hat". Hilarious!

[@rossgeography]

one the best I've heard - I like Bill Maher's analogy about Trumps brain being like a full voicemail box - you'd have to delete stuff to get any new information in!

[@gramsey6652]

i dont get the joke explain

[@gabby3036]

Well, here ya go: _hat reads_ "I'm f***ed"

[@katecollins5672]

Thank you, Late Show writers. You're getting me through these times.

[@abefroman8821]

You got 6 more years of this sweety. Binge watch these biased bullshit shows to keep your sanity.

[@mistersinistersir]

Thank your overlords for your programming... ORANGE MAN BAD

[@kylesmith8061]

Jesus Christ you're pathetic

[@imperatorvictix.444]

You precious snowflake.

[@93Jubilee]

@@abefroman8821 a comment like that might give a person pause about whether you much (if any) reason or mental stability to begin with, Raul.

[@patrickwilkin441]

Disappointing that late night TV is doing a better job of parsing the Barr summary than major news outlets. Keep rocking on LSSC

[@MattieK09]

"doing a better job" blahahahhha i think you said this with sincerity

[@BigFry9591]

"comedy". Comedy that's tearing our country apart. Does Stephen care? No.

[@metronicmagician1816]

@BigFry9591 he does it’s just a really funny. Like a clown car accident, horrible? Yes. Funny? Yes. A good way of getting through any hardship is to laugh it out.

[@BigFry9591]

@@metronicmagician1816 I see more angry people than people saying how funny he is.

[@metronicmagician1816]

@BigFry9591 that’s mainly because those that find it funny don’t normally circulate the comments, and normally people don’t comment if they have something good to say. Also you have trolls that love to circulate these types of videos, and then you have those that just hate this view point (they generally just go straight to the comments).

[@MrKenimora]

The monologue I've been waiting for!

[@JohnDoe-xp7ut]

Now you're feeling little bit comfortable because he has fed you some more propaganda. For 2 years all he talked about how Mueller is going to get him & for another two years he'll going comfort saying how SDNY is going to get him after that both of you'll cry together on election night as trump will be re-elected again

@@JohnDoe-xp7ut It's incredible. It's a drug or something to these people. Colbert (who I used to love) convinced millions of people that their president is a Russian spy for 3 years and brought the world's two greatest nuclear threats closer to war and they are still somehow applauding him after it turns out he was lying. It's demonic. I don't know what other word to use.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Far more satisfying than the Mueller report.

[@MsRoxypox]

lol. "a bounce in his bone spurs" totally killed. I've been laughing for a good minute.

[@rnsteve2265]

Not funny. You liberal lunatics are a joke. Shame on all of you.

[@wagonstation3709]

It is funny. There will be shame... but not in the direction you think....

[@JaX-cu7hb]

Not a trump supporter but it’s funny because literally everyone who makes fun of the bone spurs thing would do the same exact thing if they were rich. Ain’t no one want to go to Vietnam

[@skyhigh9632]

@@JaX-cu7hb they make fun of Trump's bone spurs because he made fun of John McCain getting captured

[@lorenzovaletti4951]

Spectacularly well done, thanks Stephen (+ other writers)

[@pegrenier400]

Def. A bot

[@terrystormo772]

Your show is a daily part of our lunch break. It lifts us up for the rest of the day. Thx from your fans😍

[@ertech6567]

Default Name Outcasts on the left? Last time I checked incels lean far right.

[@bethe192]

@Default Name So, similar to what you just did? Hm. Ok.

[@brendajollymore4229]

The American public paid for the report, they have the right to see it.

[@RubbrChickn]

The report paid for itself and more through fines and forfeitures but yeah it'd be great to see the report

[@silvanodelazzari8522]

I don't believe America is a true democracy.

[@mateslami]

More material for Colbert. His new mission is to get Trump reelected!

[@davidb154]

We also paid for his golf games, I still haven't been invited to one

[@Ameriguy99]

Trump wants the report to be public

[@vaseemsherief9280]

Lmao one of reasons on the board is "FATHERED DON JUNIOR"

[@tgkaczmarek]

That whiteboard makes for a great FB cover photo

[@positivevibetec]

The real people who are in charge will not let a sitting US president go to jail. No matter how guilty he is. The real question is what are we being distracted from?

[@DDIFCC]

Jeff Dillensnyder a gift to the wealthiest criminals in the world everyday , just to start!

[@sirensongue7129]

How about Russian military landing in Venezuela, South America over the weekend. Same morning MrT woke up saying, good morning everybody, on Twitter. Has he mentioned Russia yet?

[@atronite]

Siren Songue and what should the US do about it?

[@sirensongue7129]

@@atronite Elect me to Congress/Senate/Presidency or even the UN, and I will tell you. 😉

[@TheYakisobaNoodle]

@Default Name No I think Fox news talks about that all the time.

[@carriedodds4022]

I don’t think I would survive this President without Stephen Colbert. Thank you sir! 😂

[@JohnDoe-xp7ut]

I know all that propaganda & hate you've been fed with 2 years & promises of impeachment needs some cuddling.

[@blackviking2079]

LOL I don't think Stephen Colbert's show would've survived without Trump

[@lenthomas4685]

@Revan Targaryen people like Trump and other fake Republicans is why became Independent last year.

[@gabewagner5374]

@@blackviking2079 haha u beat me to it.

[@xXElement]

If you can survive less than a year of trump as president then you really need to reevaluate your life

[@water2wine1]

And so much more can be added to this list.

[@nimrowd2023]

I think I'd like to hear Meuller's reaction to Barr's summary of his report.

[@coreenrafikh5369]

Me too, something is wrong here and everyone needs to see the report

[@MattieK09]

@@coreenrafikh5369 Yea, you the MSM and the Dems lied to you for 2+ years and you sucked it down

[@ktpinnacle]

Lied about what?

[@ktpinnacle]

nimrowd2023 The House will have a chat with him. And I hope it's televised so we can hear exactly what the report was intended to reveal, instead of what Barr wants us to see.

[@ktpinnacle]

Easy Mode "Can't indict a sitting president" - Barr That doesn't mean his actions weren't criminal.

[@Opus313]

Follow the money. It doesn't lie like Donald does.

[@urzasbouncer]

Can't follow the money, Trump's hiding every thing from his tax returns to his middle school grades.

[@jenniferjean]

Geoffrey Mate Allen Weisselberg his CFO.

[@tmseh]

Trump and his minions counting chickens before the SDNY eggs are hatched.

[@Opus313]

@islanti , Who are you calling fake? I am very real and make comments reflecting how I feel. Seems like there are a few other viewers who share my view. Cheers!

[@issaosama4937]

what about that trump tower meeting....? If he didn’t collude then his son did because he went to that meeting knowing he would get info on Hillary... and what about roger stone take Wikileaks info on Hilary? This doesn’t make sense at all there is too much smoke for there not to be a fire.

[@purrbugaloo]

Someone said if he and his family are innocent wouldn't he be wanting everyone to see the report?

[@holycrapchris]

Trump is on the record as saying he wants the report to be released

[@tophers3756]

@@holycrapchris just like he's in record promising to release his tax returns.

[@kavflyladyvillery858]

"He who has nothing to hide hides NOTHING!"

[@vivelaresistance3239]

@Seal of Approval: I think there’s a difference between maintaining privacy and concealment of a crime. Am I refusing to reveal my credit card number because you’re a phone scammer or because I used it to buy a murder weapon? But hey, I enjoy a good reductio ad absurdum, too. THANK YOU for saying that the statement was stupid rather than calling the writer stupid, as so often happens on social media. I am so sick of ad hominem attacks, and not even clever ones.

[@Geniusignotus]

@@moralhazard8652 You know for a fact that's not what he meant

[@ripdito]

@@moralhazard8652ur statement is way more stupid imo

[@Gorilla_Jones]

This is not adding up, at all. More like, keep the country from ripping itself apart. Even his ex attorneys have said as much. Our entire justice system is compromised, unless you're rich. Incredible. Let us see the report.

[@MattieK09]

hahah NO COLLUSION ... all you dems do is lie

[@guesswhonot1620]

@@MattieK09 Same with the sorry excuse of a man in office right now.

[@MattieK09]

@@guesswhonot1620 Dems made us a story that Trump was a Russian Agent and spent 2+ years and 40 million dollars looking into it ... bhahahahah oh god so pathetic

[@guesswhonot1620]

@@MattieK09 If you're trying to deny the fact that Trump is a coldhearted liar and represents every negative aspect of what an American is, you're doing an awful job.

[@jessstuart7495]

Trump didn't have to "collude" with Russia. Russia willingly helped Trump win the election all on their own. Putin did not like Clinton. Trump is his useful idiot.

[@oldladysingsthebluestealec4448]

Thank you Stephen, I needed that. What would we do without you? Keeping America sane in the era of trump.

[@JohnDoe-xp7ut]

Keep America sane during the era of nutcase leftists & progressives who doesn't even know where they supposed to pee.

[@PatTHEburgler1]

Idiot

[@couragekarnga8735]

Stephen is everyone's antipsychotic.

[@oldladysingsthebluestealec4448]

neville M you’re the ones focused on bathrooms...and telling others how to live. Intolerance and stupidity is a dangerous combination. Still living with mommy and daddy?

[@oldladysingsthebluestealec4448]

Jonathan Lumbreras tump is for trump. As others have said, he’s a stupid man’s idea of a smart man. If you can’t recognize him for what he is, you’re in a sorry state, probably a poor red one. BTW you may identify with him but you can be sure he doesn’t identify with you. If you were on fire he wouldn’t waste his golden shower on you. You got conned.

[@Vicki1930]

This is a monologue that you should watch twice, so that you can really see the brilliance that it is. This monologue should win an Emmy (is there a category for it? ) Or a Pulitzer .

[@tonyplow9219]

Vicki, Sorry Trump just won the Pulitzer, staring in fake collusion! Vote Trump 2020!

[@hosoiarchives4858]

Colbert is pretty dumb

[@pinkgekko]

Vicki1930, tony plow ... Sympli - brilliant. Trump sucks 2020.

[@alanlopez2926]

@@hosoiarchives4858 ur pretty dumb

[@shaunbarbee2087]

There is an Emmy category for this actually. 1. Outstanding Variety Talk Series 2. Outstanding Writing for Variety Series 3. Outstanding Directing for Variety Series 4. Outstanding Producer of Live Entertainment & Talk Television

[@b1gr3p85]

Omg I just got chills when he flipped the board around!! Jesus Christ!

[@someolencorevids9501]

Man, colbert does not fail to deliver lol

[@anonnimus3847]

mitch sansiribhan - remember when stephen said "RIP no collusion?" Haha! Big fail!

[@MsAsh3070]

How can anyone take Barr seriously when A) he opened the four page summary with a 'lol I haven't even finished all this yet' (I mean the investigation went on for 22 months, it's probably thousands of pages long, there's no way anyone can read all that over a weekend). and B) He's only IN the job because he wrote a love letter to Trump about how a sitting president can't be indited. He's about as impartial as one of the Trump kids. C) In the report, he mostly summarises, he doesn't quote. But when he DOES quote, he's not even using full sentences. He may as well have quoted 'he....did not....conspire with Russia'. (you can tell he's quoting from the middle of sentences because a quote will start with lowercase letters (eg. the president' rather than a capital which would indicate the beginning of a sentence)TECHNICALLY he can quote that way but by doing so, he can also completely change the meaning of the sentence.

[@robertrodriguez9659]

The butthurt is apperent here...👆

[@sillygoose635]

@@robertrodriguez9659 especially with you

[@hurd3203]

You know the barr(pun intended) is low when a country celebrates it's leader not being a criminal

[@alphabrainwave]

Well, at least not this one specific type of criminal. Have faith, you still might be able to complete your Trump Crime Bingo board.

[@CloudsGirl7]

I'll believe it when pigs fly. And using Air Force One doesn't count.

[@moonlit6311]

🔥💯👍

[@blackbutterfly9193]

But he is a criminal.

[@Avenger222]

We already know he's a criminal. It's just getting the crimes to stick. He's much like a mafia boss. Only time will tell until we find out what crimes he's been found guilty of.

[@AlexisShahriarAssadi]

"Call me when it fits on a hat" lol. Great line - and likely true.

[@snausages43]

I love how everyone accepts Barr’s summary. Give us the full report. McConnell’s blocking a senate vote after the house voted unanimously to release the full report. If it vindicates Trump, release it.

[@enigmaPL]

Exactly. At least there are some people with a brain too, felt like I was losing my mind....... Why is everyone just meant to trust this guys' 4-page "summary"... over the original one which is much larger....

[@erickvillagrana1699]

ITS OVER!! Just Give Up!

[@zxKAOS1]

erick villagrana You first... Hillary still not in jail, and this is even with Republicans investigating her :p

[@ohyeah6729]

Obviously Mueller's Report doesn't vindicate Trump. They're playing Good Cop - Bad Cop with Trump as the good cop, publicly saying release the report, while McConnell is the bad cop, suppressing it's release. That way the Republicans can hide it from the public without Trump looking like he's the one hiding it.

[@mallorycarll6280]

@@erickvillagrana1699 -- No, it isn't. Trump has 16 other federal investigations and there have been 37 indictments. This is long from over, my friend. We have a lot of court cases to look forward to.

[@pattydorr4848]

Your gift of humor and satire is keeping a lot of us sane. It is also a tool you are using well to clarify some truths otherwise clouded in gaslighting by the WH.

[@laughinggirl1871]

👏👏👏

[@crystaldunkin864]

@MAGA Go put on your hat. That makes you feel pretty good, right?

[@imperatorvictix.444]

What humor or satire? He sits on stage crying about Trump 24/7. When Trumps two terms are up so is his career, whats he gonna go back to, talking about Cliven Bundy?

[@imperatorvictix.444]

@MAGA Thats called Liberalism. Its a disease. Produces weaklings, both mentally and physically.

[@backintheday3097]

@@imperatorvictix.444 A sad side effect of a diet that consists primarily of soy.

[@lochdalehomestead9470]

Bless you for finding a positive.

[@nunyabusiness5241]

Killing it, Colbert. This was one of your best.

[@multiculturalmalignancy5574]

Nun What do lo lousy low IQ comedians do? They host late night talk shows for the mindless low IQ liberal sheep!! Baaaaaaaaaaa

[@MichaelBerthelsen]

Why does everyone blindly trust Barr's statement?!

[@ladyamaris1179]

Exactly!!

[@brainflash1]

Because he's all we have.

[@KevinGarcia-pv3lr]

Because otherwise Mueller would’ve come out already and said that the Attorney General’s summary did not accurately reflect his conclusion of the investigation.

[@clutchpromo]

@@ladyamaris1179 for me, because barr and rod rosenstein made the statement together, and rosenstein is the guy who wanted to wire trump and get him impeached

[@projectocamero7502]

An Attorney General would not be so naive to lie to Congress. And the Muller Team would have made some statements of the summary was misleading or false by now. And this report will be likely be made (or partly made) public so lying is not even an option.

[@JeffMakesGames]

Let me see if what I have observed so far is correct... So our united states congress, which is controlled by the REPUBLICANS appointed a former FBI director who is REPUBLICAN to a special counsel to investigate a president who is also a REPUBLICAN. (This feels like a restaurant employing its own health inspector. You know that restaurant is gonna get an A+...) Then we have an attorney general that is also REPUBLICAN which was confirmed by a REPUBLICAN Senate to summarize the report whom won't release the details, and the same REPUBLICAN Senate is blocking the release of this report, even though the president wanted the full report released. The only conclusion I can come to is that this report must have some damning shit in it.

[@AnonningAnon]

*BALANCED*

[@keolaogawa6666]

Actually former FBI director James Comey personally assured that Robert Mueller would continue the investigation unbiased and also said that if anyone could find the truth it was Robert Mueller

[@keolaogawa6666]

I definitely agree Barr is covering for him though

[@atronite]

The one problem with your analysis is that every Democrat endorsed Mueller as a straight shooter. Mueller is a deep state guy and a buddy of Comey (who was fired by Trump). Mueller also employed a staff made almost exclusively of Democrats. The more plausible explanation is that even the most biased investigation team since Ken Starr couldn’t find anything on Trump, which is weak sauce indeed! Because remember, you cannot remove a sitting president without the help of some members of his own party. Republicans did it with Nixon (or would have, if he didn’t resign first), so team R has a track record. Unlike team D........ The whole point of this investigation was to persuade 20+ Republicans that Trump needed to be impeached. They searched for a crime and failed to find one. Case closed.

[@katrinapaton5283]

@@atronite Did you miss Colbert's Trump Investigations board? Just because two things weren't proven doesn't mean they failed to find any proof of a crime. Lets see how this plays out shall we?

[@EpicAdrian3D]

This actually felt like a season finale. Sadness, regret, and a glimmer of hope for the future

[@davidstinger1134]

@@Achi1187 What are you smoking? How do a bunch of unhealthy millennials posting crap on the internet resemble people actually fighting and killing each other?

[@iheartsamus5605]

Funny, you think real life is a tv show. Nothing but a bunch of mindless zombies that follow this clown.

[@sunshineandrainbows69]

@@iheartsamus5605 GRRR LIKE LITERALLY LIIIKE ORANGE MAN BAD GRRR

[@OceanFragments]

Feels more to me like they're gonna shut down the entire network, and then ban TV in america.

[@2strokin70]

@@sunshineandrainbows69 like... no he's not... like bad at all.. like..grrrrr... like

[@atlpeach6852]

The White Board and "Barr said that Mueller said" statement...GOLD!!!

[@javaerztrinityxx462]

Good job Colbert make america humorous again💯🤴🏼🧩

[@overlydramaticpanda]

No one does apologies like Stephen Colbert. Also I can't be the only one who paused the video to read the entire board. Personally I think "can't close umbrella" should have been the last straw...

[@kisharadanndando9063]

Or, "Refuses to get a dog"

[@Syclone0044]

I even screenshotted both, carefully timing for the best Colbert expressions/gestures.

[@Tbone.357]

I could just imagine his writing staff sitting in front of that whiteboard all-day giggling to themselves for the responses they put on there...not realizing that although some of it was funny, it's guaranteeing Trump another 4 years. They are helping him get reelected sadly.

[@overlydramaticpanda]

@@Tbone.357 May I ask how? And this is honestly not a sarcastic question, it's a genuine request. It seems like everyone who would vote for Trump at this point are the people who would vote for him come hell or high water - as far as I can make out, the stupid in-fighting that the Dem base is prone to (go on any Colbert video which even mentions Bernie Sanders and you'll see his "Bernie or Bust" followers in the comments practically spitting fire over Colbert joking about him the exact same way he jokes about everyone else on the political playing field) is the only thing that's guaranteeing Trump 4 more years. As Stephen indicated with this monologue, Trump's approval ratings and people's opinions of him aren't suddenly going to do a 180 just because of the Mueller outcome, and I can't see how jokes like these will push anyone into Trump's pocket who wasn't dangerously close to falling in anyway. And if we're talking about free airtime, while it arguably contributed in 2016 (and many late night hosts have expressed various degrees of recognition and regret of that, including Stephen IIRC), it's different now for the simple fact that now everyone knows what 4 years of Trump in the WH looks like - something which, back in 2016, just looked like the bad punchline of a stupid joke.

[@vanvan5709]

SDNY is going to get you. What are you going to do when they come for you.

[@dontpanic1812]

You may be a prophet. If the Mueller report doesn't lead to impeachment proceedings, findings in NY certainly will. 10 to 1 he sticks, though, and waits it out like Clinton did, getting censured, at most, in say, 9 months. 5 to 1, Republicans say, "You can't impeach during an election year!" Similar to "You can't appoint a judge in a lame duck year!" when they obstructed President O with Gorsuch. 5 X 10 50 to 1, he loses re-election, regardless.

[@Naamanah127]

Barr IS a "Fred Flintstone look a like " lol 😂😂

[@lindajohnson6584]

Mr heat miser

[@gabby3036]

Honestly, every picture of him reminds me of Baby Sinclair from the show "Dinosaurs".

[@TheNinnyfee]

Poor Fred Flintstone.

[@ddraguti]

More like Elton John.

[@davewebb9452]

"A white-collar Fred Flintstone."

[@healdogtoe2c]

Stephen tore it up tonight. Much needed, after a dizzying weekend.

[@couragekarnga8735]

This has been like a shitty M. Night Shyamalan movie.

[@candicepederson5861]

Something is still fishy about this whole thing. Why was everybody lying if nothing was going on?

[@xmlthegreat]

Exactly. The investigation was a smokescreen.

[@goji059]

No one was lying about Collusion.....any indictments stemmed from process crimes, the majority long before Trump's campaign......tax evasion, failing to register.......NOTHING TO DO WITH COLLUSION.......

[@fredygump5578]

It's "fishy" because everybody is freaking out due to not actually knowing what is in the report. "Inconclusive" means there is some evidence against Trump... "Does not exonerate" also means that there is evidence against Trump. In every case there is evidence for and against, and the courts determine what the evidence means. Barr says he wouldn't bring charges, but we already know how he feels. His conclusion doesn't mean there isn't enough evidence to make a case against Trump.

[@yomama9538]

@@fredygump5578 if that's what helps you sleep at night

[@bugeye8749]

Human error. The system is FKD if the humans behind it aren’t decent ppl

[@PatriceMarieDobson]

One investigation down......SIXTEEN TO GO!!

[@tonyplow9219]

Patrice, great Trump will use this to win in 2020!

[@untergehermuc]

You are a Rachel Maddow conspiracy theorists

[@weegiewarbler]

Perspective is everything. He'll still end up in jail. Thankfully.

[@anonnimus3847]

H A Whyte - yeah... Still hoping you'd literally hold your breath for that... hehe.. you know... so you would turn blue and pass out everytime he wins. 😂😂😂

[@kasimk4]

@@untergehermuc nope, they really are 16 investigations. That's not a conspiracy, that's a fact.

[@Hellgrinde]

“Call me when it fits on a hat” 😂👍

[@stephj9378]

And this vile creature has amassed an army of poopie heads to follow his stupidity. That would be Colbert.

[@KimSearch865]

I was feeling pretty low... until Stephen brought out that magical white board!! I love you Colbert!! 🥰

[@MattieK09]

i'll cheer you up ... NO COLLUSION !!!!!!

[@Geniusignotus]

@@MattieK09 Mueller never wrote or said that

[@russellb5573]

Please, let hateful Trump go, soon! His one redeeming feature, he has provided me with some of the greatest laughs (from some very clever late night shows) for my depressed British soul, in the last few years. Bless you America and may the terrible tyranny, be over asap. Thanks for your service Colbert & Co.

[@freema9246]

@jack bran right...better to let them come here to be sexually assaulted and grabbed by trump and friends.

[@andrewhopkins9844]

@@freema9246 Pretty sure it's the Clintons that sexually abuse kids at Bohemian Grove lol.

[@russellb5573]

@jack bran Hmmmm, didn't I hear rumour that Trump knew Jeffrey Epstein? Ohhh snap! Nah bro? Your comment doesn't wash

[@russellb5573]

and at least our despicable ancient groomers, faced justice!

[@dmfamzo]

I think so far this is my favorite video of 2019. Saving to favorites...a masterpiece of a monologue!

[@user-hr9oz8xv6n]

Obama spied on the Trump campaign.

[@andysee6996]

I counted and 40 reasons were given before Stephen Colbert erased "Colluded with Russia".

[@Drink182]

40 Bullshit reasons cant actually name one actual reason. Bunch of snowflakes

[@TheUltimateRare]

@@Drink182 well most of them are joke based, but some of them can be why he's just not always a nice guy, I hardly see a reason to defend someone just for being in charge..

[@Drink182]

@@TheUltimateRare The left constantly smearing and lying to manipulate and make a straw man. They never did this with Obama, the entire mainstream media have such an agenda that they were actually disappointed that the president hasn't committed treason. The so called morally virtuous figureheads that want to demonize 50% of the population to suit their own political needs, despite all living in gated communities.

[@deborahabebe8562]

@@Drink182 How about u look at today. bet u wouldnt be saying this now

[@ripdito]

@@deborahabebe8562 it would seem thats hes not saying that now 🤣

[@metalhead539]

damn props to the people who actually wrote all of that They are COMITTED

[@pizzaman1891]

Yeah because somebody is truly committed when they have "dumb president" as one of the reasons.

[@Brendan-Black]

@@pizzaman1891 Wahhhh, MAGAt. The truth hurts.

[@pizzaman1891]

@@Brendan-Black I honestly don't get the left, they claim trump is dumb, but also that he's an evil genus. Which is it?

[@ryarod]

@@pizzaman1891 You raise a good point. He's evil, but dumb and full of himself.

[@pizzaman1891]

@Urrcreavesh I agree, I feel it is important not to generalize.

[@artembentsionov]

Thanks, Stephen, you really know how to put things into perspective!

[@OuroMorpheus]

This was the best possible response to the Mueller report. Stephen is the greatest!!!

[@anonnimus3847]

Yeti Cool Bro Aaaaaaaaaand Trump's still President. Haha!

[@fireflameburns5983]

@@anonnimus3847 - Aaaaaaaaaaand he's still an idiot! Haha! Harry, you've been trying to troll everyone's comments. Maybe go outside? I swear it's not that bad. There are better things than this :)

[@maaw07]

Its the worst responsen i've ever seen. Stephen has pushed a false narrative for 2 years and should be punished

[@robertrodriguez9659]

The butthurt is apperent here...👆

[@ashleyc506]

Greatest place on earth? In the last few years, I have never been so grateful to be Canadian.

[@landonfonke6082]

You're missing out

[@Geniusignotus]

@@landonfonke6082 On what? Insurrection? Instability? Polarised society? Take ur pick

[@landonfonke6082]

@@Geniusignotus give an example of one of those

[@Geniusignotus]

@@landonfonke6082 Jan 6 2021

[@landonfonke6082]

@@Geniusignotus tell me how thats insurrection

[@spartanalways]

Full monologue upload is the true gift here. Keep doing this, you can get more ads in this way too lol

[@tonyplow9219]

MAGA! and KAG! its Mueller Time! LOL! LOL! LOL! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Doyle YEAH!

[@benmaynard3059]

@@tonyplow9219 if you're trying to sound clinical then you did a great job. lol

[@Joris0815]

Its not the full monologue lol

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

Benjamin Maynard clinical or cynical?

[@Furral]

They only put this out as one segment because it was all directly related to the Mueller investigation.

[@melaniegrant855]

Just when I thought I couldn't love Colbert more! 💗 When someone confirms our intelligence instead of insults it.....it offers hope once again.

[@abelgonzales3695]

I support president Trump, is that ok with you?

[@melaniegrant855]

@@abelgonzales3695 I'm not sure why you need validation but honestly...the questions it invites knowing there's no amount of dialogue that will satisfy sounds too exhausting. Ive tried that....its been a long going on four years and my emotions could use a vacation. Thanks but no thanks. You do You. May the Force be with you.

[@abelgonzales3695]

Melanie Grant simple yes or no is all I wanted, but I guess there’s no hope for us trumptards though. For the record I would try not to judge you like you judged me before I even responded. Anyways peace to you and whomever you support ✌🏽

[@melaniegrant855]

@@abelgonzales3695 So that was Me judging You, huh? Here's your answer: Being Hispanic and the daughter/sister/granddaughter/neice/cousin of Veterans my answer is 'No'....its not ok that you support him. But why do you need MY opinion out of ALL the opinions on here? Who cares what I think? The question is why do you care so much if you're convinced your ideology and ethos are correct? Be secure enough in that and live your life. If he is YOUR President, then take him. Own it, be responsible and accountable for what you stand for. I don't want anything to do with that. It's not at all what I stand for and I've dealt with enough "messy" since 2015. Marinade in your political wins and just leave well enough alone please.

[@MicheleEngel]

@@abelgonzales3695 She did answer you. It's just not a yes or no answer.

[@ktpinnacle]

The Starr report could be purchased at Barnes & Noble. The Mueller Report and its backup information should be as available to the American Public.

[@stephendunn3266]

ktpinnacle Mueller doesn’t live in a bunker. If Barr said anything Mueller disagreed with, we will hear about it from Mueller.

[@ktpinnacle]

What makes you think that Mueller will just tweet something that went over the head of his boss, the AG? This guy is by the book, he'll talk about his work if he is required to do so in front of Congress. Until then, the Mueller report speaks for him - and it should be available in its entirety. That includes trucks of backup material. Just like the Starr Report.

[@EmeraldView]

NOT if it shows evidence that Trump is some horrible piece of crap, it shouldn't! - Trampanzees

[@RubbrChickn]

The report might remain classified if it contains info from one of the other probes, or if they're waiting to indict him when he leaves office, when they can subpoena his testimony before a grand jury to prove or disprove intent to obstruct justice

[@ktpinnacle]

I suspect that portions will be redacted for that reason.

[@kmgreves]

Call me when it fits on a hat.. lol good stuff , thanks for the laughs

[@1958darkstar]

The summation was done by a man who stated a couple of years ago that he thought the Mueller Investigation was unnecessary. So, how much weight can we give it?

[@selalewow]

Especially since he could not say Trump is innocent. How much is actually in there if he still had to say it does not exonerate Trump.

[@1958darkstar]

I feel better after seeing Stephen’s White Board.

[@OwentheKingofDudes]

Even though at least half of those claims have been debunked many times over, and some of them are just plain petty? Like how he doesn't have a presidential dog and "ruined Kanye?"

[@sanderflop]

OwentheKingofDudes have you ever heard of the concept of “comedy show”

[@OwentheKingofDudes]

@@sanderflop Just pointing out Colbert's obsession with Donald. I am familiar with the concept, yes. I think it's pretty comedic how these left wing pundits are so pathological about taking down Trump that, after the investigation turned out to be lackluster, at best, they still insist on barraging the man with stale insults because it makes them feel good in their safe space.

[@sanderflop]

OwentheKingofDudes Colbert is not a pundit. He’s a comedian, which is why he jokingly makes insults. You’re just annoyed because every time the right tried to do late night comedy it failed miserably because you guys don’t have a sense of humour

[@founoe]

Here is a shorter white board for you: Trump will serve two full terms as president of the United States of America.

[@lillyfitzgerald4047]

Thank God for Stephen Colbert's Late Show humour to put events, in context!!

[@JohnDoe-xp7ut]

Lol he's feeding you the propaganda & as a gullible person you'll continue to believe it.

[@tenacious645]

The fact that you acknowledge the spin on display and like it is troubling.

[@jasonallen3678]

White Collar Fred Flintstone 😂😂😂😂😂

[@vibradiant]

"Call me when it fits on a hat". Would've been a mic drop in simpler times.

[@dkyoungson151]

Barr summarizing the Mueller report is like having your best friend summarize your report card. Release the full report!

[@FixNewsPlease]

It's not a nightmare, American really has become a shithole country. The full report will never change that fact. By this time next week Trump's approval will be up to 65%. Face it, Americans for the most part are just like Trump, only broke(er.)

[@FixNewsPlease]

Canada is accepting immigrants.

[@komkom3425]

SALLTTTT BE SALLLLTTTTT

[@peterporkeristhespiderham988]

Release the report What if it doesn’t change anything? If that’s the case, then there should be no harm in releasing it. There’s a chance that Barr was biased in his summary so releasing it can eliminate that possibility. Releasing it poses no risk and a small probability of helping our country. The House voted almost unanimously (4 people voted present and nobody voted against) to release the report. That’s probably the closest we’ll get to a bipartisan vote.

[@xadam2dudex]

More like your worst enemy

[@michaelramon2411]

Trump: "How dare no one believe me when I said I was innocent, merely because I acted super guilty and lie about everything all the time!"

[@tonyplow9219]

Michael, LOL! a fake investigation for 2 years! Now that's lying!

[@EarthenBrown]

A fake FISA warrant is a lie 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@couragekarnga8735]

If he hadn't fired Comey and admitted that he fired him for investigating him, none of this would've had to happen. Trump is his own worst enemy.

[@zura8879]

tony plow so about Benghazi...

[@EugeneAxe]

Trumpolini, the orange who cried wolf.

[@charlie-obrien]

When Stephen flips the whiteboard....hilarious! And true!

[@SasquatchMelee]

HOW ABOUT HIS TAXES!!! Then we'll see how entangled he is with Mother Russia.

[@lukemoloney1113]

That'll get him! Hee haw

[@Aqua.man045]

Get over no russian collusion. If we left NATO and joined Russia we would be better off

[@benardkennedy7026]

Clever analogy! Nearly burst a gut!Thanks for the laughter, I hear it's the best medicine. ✊✌🖖👏

[@justinkoeberl5797]

@cj p lol. No this is satire and comedy. Propaganda is what you watch on Fox news or Brietbart

[@dogwater5499]

@@justinkoeberl5797 Yea fox only tells lies. I get all my news from a reliable source called CNN.

[@justinkoeberl5797]

@@dogwater5499 I get news from a shitload of different places (including Fox and CNN ) and am able to take the information and make an informed opinion. Moron

[@dogwater5499]

@@justinkoeberl5797 I'm a moron for sharing where I get my news from?

[@dmcloren]

It definitely is. 😁

[@rudeboyy604]

Im so glad you have your own show. The savagery is appreciated.

[@MasterJoeKerr]

Colbert lied for two years straight and still won’t admit he’s wrong in the face of facts.

[@MasterJoeKerr]

Mike Keller Two YEARS of investigation by the fbi and ZERO evidence of collusion. I drink liberal tears 🍸

[@rosss1959]

@@MasterJoeKerr ???????????????????????????????????? LOLOLOL. ALL those issues he had on the board (proving that Trump is a habitual liar, and you're calling Colbert a liar?). Well....One thing that Trump didn't lie about. He once (maybe even more) stated during a campaign speech, "I could go out and shoot somebody......AND MY SUPPORTERS WOULD REMAIN LOYAL TO ME"......

[@Aqsticgod]

@Mike Keller why? because CNN told you so, cuz you have a TV? grow up will you, the pathetic one is you if you believe every bit of info given to you by the partisan media. ZERO evidence. ZERO which means not even evidence against the claim which leads to the question, wtf was happening in the investigation? Maybe you should reconsider your intellect when it comes to news because if you truly believe what you said, then youre no better than the MSM right now.

[@jamarr81]

@@MasterJoeKerr EIGHT years of fruitless Hillary investigations and ZERO charges, much less evidence of any illegal actions. It's only been TWO years for Trump and we already have 37 indictments. Thanks for all those great TEARS, kid.

[@ArinGokdemir]

Stephen Colbert has the BEST monologues

[@nickstarkey4976]

Keep in mind; Mueller hasn't said anything. William Barr has.

[@NickO.-uz1re]

Lol yuuuup keep holding on to your fantasy

[@hereLiesThisTroper]

Keep hoping libtard. Mueller had said EVERYTHING in his report. You think Mueller will stay quiet if Barr lied? No he won't mueller didn't even stayed quiet when Buzzfeed reported fake news about some bombshell on the report saying Trump ordered Cohen to lie to congress. Mueller stepped in to debunk Buzzfeed. So yeah, keep hoping for the next 6 years.

[@MisterCovek]

I'm not American, but you people are traitors. You actually want your president to be a traitor and to have colluded with Russians. Instead of being happy that the investigation showed he hasn't, you're crying. Amazing.

[@cmdraftbrn]

the same asshat that told bush to pardon everyone in iran contra.

[@NickO.-uz1re]

MUELLER SHOULD BE BELIEVED, UNLESS HE DOESNT SUPPORT OUR NARRATIVE

[@TinthiaClemant]

Time for Congress to subpoena Mueller, but on a more important note: Thank you, Stephen, for giving me a reason to laugh.

[@lacountess]

Yeah, this whole thing was depressing but Stephen still managed to make it fun.

[@johnsongtf683]

Fckn bots

[@TheJiggs666]

Everyone, don't just make comments, please make sure you VOTE IN 2020!

[@jimmieboy0214]

Absolutely... Trump 2020

[@katee8147]

great point

[@chestercopperpot9459]

Don't worry, I plan to vote in 2020. After realizing how bad dems lied and tried to use us as their puppets I'll be voting Trump in 2020. Apparently he was the only one not lying.

[@TheJiggs666]

@@chestercopperpot9459 Donald has literally made over 7,000 misleading comments and statements since taking office, furthermore he has more than a dozen current investigations ongoing. You toothless and barefoot voters would let trump get away with sexually assaulting a minor. There is a reason Donald loves the poorly educated, and you are a prime example.

[@aleisterwilloughby3930]

BERNIE 2020

[@maymac2012]

Every Stephen's episode is the best to me; but this one is the best of the best. I have watched it many times.

[@Drink182]

Orange man bad

[@165Dash]

Hilarious sign of the times... I was wondering all weekend how Colbert would handle this news. He and his writers responded masterfully.

[@dibdab7990]

I think you mean they deflected masterfully.

[@januarybaby1063]

A bitter pill to swallow but Stephen managed it well

[@Avenger222]

Bitter? No. The taste is closer to "confusion". Why did he and his administration lie about their connections with Russia over and over again. What about the Trump tower in Moscow and the lift sanctions? Even though these sanctions had unanimous non-partisan support... Why does all of his administration have deep ties with various Russian officials? Why were there so many indictments due to these relationships? Why did Don Jr say, "I love it" in regards to an email stating they would provide dirt on Hillary as Russia's effort to get Trump elected? None of this adds up. Collusion is a super narrow term, so I totally saw that coming. Most people that weren't stuck in echo chambers ALSO knew they wouldn't find collusion. There are soooo many unanswered questions. I just hope we get the full report and Trump's taxes. Then we can put the entire thing to rest.

[@xxXthekevXxx]

Bitter? What is there to manage well? The news that we still don’t know anything?

[@couragekarnga8735]

Never thought I'd see the day when we'd be celebrating that our president isn't a foreign agent. Oh, what have we become!

[@PremierCCGuyMMXVI]

Make the report public, Trump and no one in Government is above the law!

[@matthewkroll56]

Hilary and obama

[@peterkanayo4374]

Wait Hillary was President damn I been sleep along time.

[@collinhennessy6480]

File a FOIA request.

[@guesswhonot1620]

@Gary York Please tell me you're joking. First of all, who tf is holder, second Obama was not corrupt and did not try to force anything like that. You must either be really young and uneducated or really old and stubborn. Or from some communist-esque country.

[@georgeframe1494]

CJC Cast they are not below the law as well.

[@fixit8492]

Man this Colbert dude would make a great history teacher in just about any school

[@brianstraight9308]

"What how long is it? Four pages?" "Four." "Any pictures?" "... No." "Meh."

[@FrankMcCusker129]

What about they also add gif or maybe videos this is investigation not a movie kid.

[@louisedery1049]

RUSSIA if you are listening can you please tell us how many pages the Mueller report is? :-)

[@mattk6101]

@@FrankMcCusker129 your syntax is off, "Frank" 😂🤣😃

[@rosemarywilliams9969]

LOL :) THANK YOU

[@feebeedoc78]

Release the whole damn report.

[@darrellmay4502]

Half of a report on Trump is like having a Half of a good Pres.!,,, 😵

[@couragekarnga8735]

I love that Trump says exactly the opposite of his attorney General! No, you are not completely exonerated!

[@angus7278]

Hello? There have been NO indictments. Of ANYONE. Stop clinging to false hope.

[@canadiandeplorable2087]

The whole report won’t change anything. You diluted idiot!!!!!!

[@ElroyMcDuff]

@@angus7278 George Papadopolous, Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, Michael Flynn, Roger Stone etc etc etc. Pay attention.

[@kitty6720]

16 minutes uninterrupted? Yes, thank you!

[@derrickstorm6976]

"Like trying to tackle a trashbag of hammers" 😂

[@liamboyd6882]

We still got sdny and other investigations going on with a much broader scope.

[@liamboyd6882]

@Daniel Weeden?

[@eurekajimVoteBlue]

Heres something that fits on a hat... "Does not Exonerate him."

[@doesntno]

Would never sell. Trump supporters hate big words.

[@joedirt8248]

it also wouldnt make sense, maybe someday they'll find an actual crime to exonerate Trump from lol @@doesntno

[@adambaker4590]

I got one a bit shorter, "No Collusion" All the democrats told republicans to 'get over it when Clinton got a slap on her wrist and no indictments after leaking 30,000+ emails, with many considered to be Secret/FOUO documents. Or rigging the DNC primaries against the other candidates... Can we at least have some consistency?

[@thirtythreeflavors]

I hope you pay your writers well. This is amazing.

[@nxopinxopi7540]

Nailed it Stephen

[@lalnejolie1]

The board was brilliant!

[@oscara8454]

All these people sauntering around thinking that we all have to get on our knees for him now that he's not a Russian asset. Such a high standard we hold him to. There are plenty of reasons to find individual 1 reprehensible.

[@alkukayen4150]

Who are these people? I haven’t seen one yet.

[@peacefulwind6559]

Thank you "president" Trump for providing endless material for Stephen Colbert to entertain us with.

[@couragekarnga8735]

It's funny until you remember that this nutcase is in charge of nuclear weapons. Yikes!

[@MrVedude]

Stephen sucks now. He lost his charm on the Colbert report and is now an establishment shill.

[@AnonymouslyPoignant]

This is why colbert and other show hosts like him are my favorites