"I'm Not Into Coups" Claims Our Fascist Former President

Donald Trump, our fascist former president, lashed out at Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Mark Milley today, who says he feared Trump was stoking unrest in preparation for a coup attempt on January 6th, the day scores of insurrectionists overran the U.S. Capitol in his name. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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[@TheOGClassicMan]

I wish we could just forget him too...but we must remember to avoid repeating our mistakes...

[@nickfrodsad1161]

You mean like socialism?? HAHAHAHAHA you people are both entertaining and depressing

[@robc4191]

We couldn't just learn from Germany?

[@Pernicion]

I fear the mistake will be repeated... immediately. The world is on a collision course for Trump 2024. I guess we can hope that the cheeseburgers finally win their war with his heart.

[@xmlthegreat]

@@nickfrodsad1161 you say socialism failed, but almost every country in the world has socialist laws - banning child labour, product safety, food and drug regulators, unions (such as police unions), unemployment benefits, universal healthcare (in developed countries), etc... So did socialism really fail or did it infiltrate every country and just become the norm?

[@Zerolink30]

The sad part is we will repeat it bc we never learn, case and point Nick at the top of the thread.

[@zesty9815]

_“If I was going to do a coup, one of the last people I would want to do it with is General Mark Milley.”_ Oh, there's that _“she’s not my type”_ defense.

[@jonbus766]

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[@MrBsbotto]

I bet the young Master Trump had many such Snappy Comebacks in his grade school years. Such classics as, "Oh yeah?" and "so's your mama!" hang in the Hall of Devastating Quips to this very day. The man is a God. Go Goops go!

[@Lafever1883]

Yep he never fails to bring out that old chestnut. It's just him throwing A fit because some one had the nerve to tell him no or more likely HELL NO! Well former guy is right the General is not vary pretty, but he also is not stupid enough to go along with a coup .

[@theresamcdonald4730]

That's only because the General wouldn't do what trumpy would want! He would have to get the TRAITOR mike Flynn who has already been proven to associate with Russians!!!!! Flynn has already talked about a military coup!!!!

[@AlexZ-lc6nl]

Hahaha 🤣 he really is a soar looser. The type of guy you wouldn’t want your daughter to date cuz he’s insecure, a liar and a major soar looser.

[@deannedflrocks5337]

"If society today allows wrong to go unchallenged the impression is created that those wrongs have the approval of the majority." -Rep. Barbara Jordan

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

An amazing woman.

[@uptheriverful]

yes - the rest of the world is going WTF is wrong with America.

[@rajkaur5072]

"bitten by a radioactive idiot" is the best thing ever. laughed real hard in a long time.

[@molly-zx9cr]

Did Trump just, “you’re not pretty enough anyways” General Milley?!

[@thunderousapplause]

lol. perfect.

[@michaelmolitor1888]

He's a monster of all forms.

[@jonbus766]

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[@TheNefastor]

The "J" in DJT stands for "sour grapes".

[@zesty9815]

Yes, T****'s famous _“she’s not my type”_ defense.

[@skyrocketcoast219]

just about dropped my cup of coffee when he said, ' except it was in English'. once again great monologue!

[@gregvondare]

"Treason's Greetings" -- priceless.

[@billytheweasel]

When I think of the stupidity of the average Republican it's easy to forget half are even stupider.

[@bman3794]

🤣😂💀💀💀💀

[@alanai1981]

I laughed out loud at that one

[@StreetTruckinTitan]

TRE45ON

[@ousmanedanieljongue7255]

amazing. Stephen was on fire tonight... such a good segment!

[@hyperboi87]

Damn Branson lied his ass off alot during this whole space thing, even lied to Steve right to his face on live tv, I'm glad he called that shit out lol

[@WildFyreful]

What do you expect of an ultra rich ass? He didn't get all that money by doing honest business practices; he got that rich by being immoral. Lying comes naturally to him.

[@cameronsitton501]

I felt so much more hurt than I think I was supposed to when I found out he was lied to

[@mori1bund]

@@WildFyreful actually he got rich setting up a record company to publish Mike Oldfield's 'Tubular Bells' album when no other record company wanted to do it. How immoral...

[@CloudsGirl7]

"I'm not into coups!" Well, ya could've fooled us on that.

[@rumpvirus7393]

Orange pledge injection told everybody he would be there and Pence was their main problem. Not sure how long after they took care of Pence they would notice Spanky is not there... Hey ,,, that dirty rotten so and so blistering rump pounder with cheese. Anybody got some more wood to build another... ...Ok put that back in your pants. Who brought the Viking ? ...and you know Trump would be watching it all on TV.

[@Wulfspyder]

He's not into coups that failed.

[@ealexander71]

Yeah, what the hell is August all about, the GOP hasn't disputed any bullchit rumors that the orange sack of chit isn't coming back!!! More money from their Nazi base!!!

[@kevinstrong8265]

@chris kretzer Well then, what is Twitler then? What color is he also? Looks orange to me. Practice up on sentencing.

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

@chris kretzer Russian bot detected

[@imsmoitra2051991]

This is the best Stephen Colbert monologue ever - delightfully random!

[@boudicasayseclecticasfck1359]

The monologues following January 6 were the best to me. Articulate, angry and straight to the point.

[@wendydabee]

I can't be the only one thinking this but: Of course 'he' isn't into coups.... because he only likes coups that succeed.

[@bhawani301]

The officer, Eugene Goodman, who led that mob away from Madame Speaker's office deserves a statue.

[@nonameentered1918]

Hold the statue, give them a bonus!

[@bhawani301]

@@nonameentered1918 true

[@couragekarnga8735]

So does that poor officer who was killed that day.

[@jonbus766]

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[@ericminch]

Luckily they've just freed up a spot in Charlottesville VA.

[@bongosock]

"He's like spiderman - if he got bitten by a radioactive idiot" - Awesome :)

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

@Collin Smith Least we have senses of humor, Z-ass.

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

@Collin Smith No, they just don't find violence, racism and bigotry funny unlike certain people.

[@boogiewoogie9770]

Space. The new playground of the obscenely rich. So inspiring!

[@ChrisSmith88love]

Dueling Space Yachts.

[@SeldimSeen1]

One of my favorite Colbert monologs.

[@bulletprooftiger1879]

Mine too! This episode should honestly get an Emmy! :)

[@jimmio3727]

monologue* no english doesn't make any sense

[@marquisdelafayette1929]

Everybody’s gangster til they are in front of the judge.

[@dont-want-no-wrench]

his psuedo lawyers have been whimpering in front of the judge this week

[@PanzerBuyer]

Obama should be impeached for killing 400,000 and making 15,000,000 refugees in Syria. Yeah, his administration did that but nothing can make you care about that.

[@DavZeugme]

Get back to Germany please.

[@emandem3088]

@@PanzerBuyer Well aren’t you just such a brave one...assuming no one cares about anything else in this world. However it should be noted the your glaring error in statistical bluster should be taken to task. You do realize President Obama has not been in office since January 2017 right? Just checking because you seem to think he is still in office as how else would he get impeached? And no, President Obama did not cause the Syrian civil war, neither thru foreign policy nor lack thereof. Good grief Charlie Brown, seems you don’t know what caused the Syrian civil war. ‘K so I’ll tell you...the Syrian civil war and resulting refugee crisis is the result of a violent government crackdown on public demonstrations in support of a group of teenagers who were arrested for anti-government graffiti in the southern town of Daraa. Seriously kid, that’s what started the whole thing. Regardless, after 10 years of violent government suppression on the part of the Syrian government you will be pleased to know that under the Obama administration, the humanitarian goal for admitting Syrian refugees was surpassed and a total of 18,000 Syrian refugees were accepted into the US. That is until 2017 when YKW took office and suspended the refugee program in its entirety. So there’s yer sign. You seem to care so much about Syrian refugees yet it seems you have no understanding of their plight and how the effects of the trump administration which blocked resettlement of these people. When the program reopened, Trump actually set a record of the lowest refugee admissions since 1980 when Congress created the refugee resettlement program. Affecting in particular, the Syrian refugees. Well boy howdy, ain’t that somethin’ to be proud of. As a result, the US no longer lead the world in humanitarian efforts. Do you understand? Under the trump admin, less and less refugees were allowed to enter the US so-called safe haven and even tho the ceiling was lowered, many less people were allowed in. And interestingly enough, the majority of those refugees who were admitted were Christian, not the religions of 90% Syrian people, the majority being Sunni Islam. (And I know some will jump on that because some Syrians are Christian however only about 10% so the approximation is still accurate.). Again...there’s yer sign. So it seems your outrage is misplaced. But maybe nothing will make you care about that. 🤔

[@brianfergus839]

@@PanzerBuyer “but but but but OBAMA!!!” You really have no idea how pathetic you are, huh? LOL

[@JLF201]

"He's like Spider-Man if he'd gotten bitten by a radioactive idiot." I love this.

[@janetbeebe6578]

The writers should get a raise!

[@couragekarnga8735]

He answers the question, "who is worse, the fool or his followers?" Both.

[@jonbus766]

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[@danielwaugh2215]

@@couragekarnga8735 both. And they hardly share a brain

[@sister9059]

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[@LB-lx2tf]

This was one of the Funniest shows I've seen in a while. The photo bit was gravy! Thanks, I needed that 😂

[@MonadRimsire]

Why on EARTH would he bother to lie about the photo thing? It's so petty

[@feliciasantiago4345]

Seems like he did tho, people can be so petty, and it seems billionaires aren’t left behind.

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

Um...guys with money are always petty they feel they've earned everyones praise cause they have money I mean He paid to have the plane made and to have someone pilot it and some how he acts like he did everything, he was a passenger on a plane

[@nicorobin5978]

Kind of wish we could just move on from Trump. Guess it's difficult to when conservatives treat him like a god, but as someone who voted against him, I just want him to go away.

[@jazz_daddy2517]

Whenever people talk about him, I just say “who?” It’s so satisfying to not have to know who that slime is

[@klee88029]

Let the totally dysfunctional GOP all rip apart and the 45% of them that are anti-vaxxers catch COVID-19 Delta. Or, even better, Epsilon, which is just around the corner. I am now Praying only for all medical personnel; I give up on any hopes that those Trumplicans will ever come to their senses.

[@brandonsmith9860]

The media doesnt want him to go away though. Without him the news chanels were collapsing

[@jazz_daddy2517]

@@klee88029 reasoning with trumpanzees is like trying to teach a toddler calculus

[@Foetoid2k6]

Consider the opposite. His existence continues to splinter and destroy the GOP. He’s a blessing!

[@dappppppppt]

The best thing to watch before I go into surgery. Being put under is scary and you have already calmed my nerves with laughter. Thank you Stephen Colbert. From your second home; Aotearoa New Zealand

[@klee88029]

Sending you a 🙏for a wonderful recovery without complications from Columbus, New Mexico, USA.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Kia kaha

[@laurahoward5426]

Best Wishes from Texas

[@cathieludemann5879]

Add more prayers from NJ, USA 🇺🇸. Plus wishes for a speedy recovery.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I hope your surgery is as successful as the one we had to excise Trump and his cancer cronies from the White House! Best wishes!

[@lorieastman6398]

He probably saw it written down somewhere and thought “of course I’m not into coups, I prefer limos.” So that way he’s not really lying. 🧐

[@popeye5808]

Lol

[@u2canmakeadifference603]

Lori, you are absolutely correct! He is such an idiot he most likely thought they were talking about a car! He loved big trucks and tanks so he definitely loves big vehicles!

[@mlm7536]

One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.

[@gregoryferber3231]

I think forgetting about him would be a grave mistake.

[@marceasusanna7749]

Very good point.

[@mfcabrini]

Sad, but true. Let's not repeat the same mistake by forgetting history no matter how recent.

[@Jimmy1982Playlists]

Yep!

[@couragekarnga8735]

He's like that moal on your back. It could be deeply unwise to ignore it.

[@lifeinmotion1656]

Those who forget history are in for some chill times. Or something, I forget how it goes.

[@luckysours8397]

Demanda Recount is my favorite drag queen

[@amornrathbaron874]

Love 💕 your monologue. I have never laughed so much. Thank you, thank you 🙏. Wayne M. 🇨🇦

[@jayjaz1873]

We have known that from the moment he came down the escalator. He is a dangerous fascist and he came very close. Just imagine if Flynn was in charge at the time

[@RogerHerzler]

Treasons Greetings was an epic joke.

[@lindadepauw4902]

He was really at the top of his game!

[@frankyeichler3303]

Interesting to see the history of my country repeat itself in the US. I am sorry for every decent human being having to deal with this

[@alissacheck4194]

Can you tell us what happens next? I'm tired of the surprises.

[@cmconley33]

Thankfully, our fürher-wanna-be was stupid and surrounded himself with people as stupid as they were ineffective. We were saved because these guys probably *couldn’t* find their asses with a map and a flashlight. Your guy was terrifyingly effective, and surrounded himself with terrifyingly effective people.

[@maikutsukino4743]

"Treason's Greetings" was awesome!

[@peterbrazeal7171]

After years of trying to tell people how bad this guy was, bringing up the fascist tendencies only for them to say “well socialism communism bad” blah blah blah, it’s so fucking refreshing to hear thee top General of the United State Military confirm everything you’ve been trying to say. I almost lost my damn mind these past few years

[@peterbrazeal7171]

@@hc3657 *joined 2 months ago*

[@peterbrazeal7171]

@@hc3657 your syntax is showing 🤡

[@peterbrazeal7171]

@@hc3657 also your spamming has a history, sometimes I wish I was trashing a real person😢

[@nurulilhamanwar449]

Je job B B a

[@Steve-gc5nt]

They'll be telling us that the Queen didn't really parachute into the London Olympics next.

[@jstnxprsn]

I noticed the problem with the "space photo" during the interview. So glad Stephen bought it up.

[@bestproto5117]

Just so that you can under what's going on Times v Sullivan is the landmark supreme court rulling of 1964 which allows Steaven Colbert to call Trump a Facist on air without being sued for defamation and pay millions in damages thanks god the supreme court is looking at overturning that precedent. That supreme court

[@jstnxprsn]

@@bestproto5117 Your understanding of the law is actually worse than your use of the English language. Thanks for the laughs.

[@bestproto5117]

@@jstnxprsn English is not my native language unlike you! But my English is good enough to understand Colbert lies that he is getting pay to spread.

[@jstnxprsn]

@@bestproto5117 Yeah, that's what they all say, but whatever. I'm less worried about how you speak than how you fail to understand concepts. Try looking up fascism. And while you are at it do some research on the legal history of protected speech and study 1930's Germany. Then maybe next time you won't embarrass yourself when you run your mouth.

[@nobodyknows3180]

@@bestproto5117 You're about a week late on the news, I'm afraid, SCOTUS has just reaffirmed Times vs. Sullivan. And you can probably thank your lucky starts that they did, because the protections afforded under Times vs. Sullivan represent a sword that cuts both ways - the alt-Right propaganda outlets like Fox, OANN, NewsMax, et al, would be shut down virtually overnight, because they would have to start coming up with rigorous proofs of what they say is right.

[@YesItsMeGuys68]

Perhaps one of Steven’s best monologues ever !

[@cgrey4082]

The writers had a field day with this!

[@Opus313]

"...I don't do my impression... because, haven't you suffered enough..." Stephen truly cares about his audience!

[@saturnv2419]

So that is how far GOP had become. "I am not a crook." "I am a crook, so what?"

[@vincef7487]

👍🏽‼️

[@maxhydekyle2425]

That's both parties and they have always been this way. The only difference now is that it's much harder for them to hide their criminal activities.

[@BazzBrother]

@@maxhydekyle2425 Ah yes, that winning mental gymnastic that won us the 2nd world ward: "I know the Axis of Evil is bad, but the British have an empire toooo, lets not forget everyone here is the bad guy"

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@BazzBrother Democracy is not a war. We shouldn't have to choose between the lesser of two evils. I don't understand people like you who seemingly hold such heavy loyalty to politicians that couldn't give less of a shit about you.

[@bookfound]

@@maxhydekyle2425 Its not the lesser of two evils I'm worried about, but the greater evil. I don't understand people who hold loyalty to politicians that couldn't give less of a shit about them.

[@aicram62]

"For once the CIA DIDN'T want to destabilize a democracy" ROFLMAO

[@pizee]

That was deep!!!

[@pauljohnston9446]

"I'm not into Coups .... I prefer sedans ... or limousines "

[@mattydaley3042]

“Did this picture go to space? Or am I just another bike ride for you?” 💀😂

[@xXTopGXx]

more fuel for the flat earthers

@@xXTopGXx aw shit I forgot about those idiots. We will never hear the end of it

[@xXTopGXx]

@ nope and im actually on their side only because the mainstream media and government make it seem so damn sketchy.. just take the damn pictures of earth they want already

[@nobodyknows3180]

@@xXTopGXx LOL! The Solar System according to flat earthers: O o o --- o O Ø O O •

[@xXTopGXx]

@@nobodyknows3180 how do you know that? have you even researched it? thats one of the first things they talk about and even i dont believe the stuff

[@thomasmleahy6218]

And he continues to flaunt his impressive command of ignorance. The Drumpf speaks! Thank You Stephen.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I'm glad I never have to hear the words "President Donald Trump" ever again, and I have no idea how anyone could say that with a straight face.

[@MT-zy8el]

@@couragekarnga8735 you know they don’t have straight faces, all crooked!

[@jonbus766]

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[@petyrkowalski9887]

Agolf Twittler is ignorance personified.

[@francismarion6400]

You voted for a segregationist?

[@karenquehl6869]

Stephen you are just fabulous!! I am a Canadian living near Toronto! No I don't live in an igloo! I have a son and family living in Seattle right now. I had to stop watching US news and now the world news. just so scary. So you help me navigate the crazies out there. So nice to see you live!!

[@lyndamitton4496]

Right on…we’ve had more than enough! How do both parties explain the fact that Criminal trump is still free?

[@meg.22]

I was afraid trump was gonna be like halter because he was relating virus to a country and race 😔

[@sydnidowney3598]

Did you know that it took *26 MONTHS* to bring charges against Richard Nixon for WATERGATE? And that was a DOJ that hadn’t been infiltrated with Nixon supporters and basically dismantled by BILL BARR.

[@topnotch4564]

Viva Stephen Colbert!!!!!!

[@sharonolsen6579]

"Agent Orange" and his republican minions are still at it .. What is being done NOW ?? !!! He should have been indicted months ago !

[@victorarredondo304]

You are the POS democrats you have atacked him for months way after he's gone. He's living rent free in you're heads

[@realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972]

Dam right. Why is that taking so long

[@yourmomgoestocollege3242]

@@victorarredondo304 you heard that saying somewhere once on tiktok and now it's living rent free in your head.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

@@victorarredondo304 -------------------- DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr's REAL PLAN FOR WHAT HE WANTED HIS TRUMPANAZI KLAN CULT TERRORISTS was to KILL OR INJURE HUNDREDS of our UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT POLITICIANS INCLUDING : VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE & SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE NANCY PELOSI & ALEXANDRIA OCASIO CORTEZ MIKE PENCE & NANCY PELOSI were the 2 DIRECTLY IN LINE for the UNITED STATES PRESIDENCY and also MITCH MCCONNELL LINDSAY GRAHAM CHUCK SCHUMER and many others DONALD TRUMP Sr SET THEM UP to be MURDERED by DONALD TRUMP Sr's TRUMPANAZI KLAN CULT TERRORISTS that would've left DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr in CHARGE of AMERICA WITHOUT ANYONE in the CHAIN OF COMMAND BEHIND HIM that would've been the END of AMERICA & FREEDOM & DEMOCRACY FOREVER the EVIDENCE AGAINST THEM is LITERALLY on VIDEO the TRUMPANAZI TERRORISTS that ATTACKED & INVADED the UNITED STATES CAPITOL BUILDING should have the FOLLOWING CHARGES AGAINST THEM : TRESPASSING DAMAGING GOVERNMENT PROPERTY DESTROYING GOVERNMENT PROPERTY BREAKING & ENTERING ESPIONAGE - STEALING DOCUMENTS & COMPUTERS TREASON SEDITION INSURRECTION TERRORISM ASSAULT ASSAULT with INTENT to KILL TERRORISTIC INTIMIDATION MURDER - 5 CASES MULTIPLE ATTEMPTED MURDERS HATE CRIMES for RACIAL INTIMIDATION ( BUILDING THE SCAFFOLDING with the NOOSE HANGING from it ) they should all be SENTENCED to 100 YEARS in FEDERAL PRISON EACH without PAROLE or PARDON -----------------------

[@andrewblanchard2398]

@@victorarredondo304 ------------------- THE TRUMP FAMILY'S CRIMES TRUMP'S TREASON & ESPIONAGE TRUMP'S COLLUSION & ESPIONAGE & TREASON WEDNESDAY JULY 27th 2016 DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr : " RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING I HOPE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FIND THE 30 THOUSAND HILLARY EMAILS THAT ARE MISSING " 5 HOURS LATER THE RUSSIANS HACKED THE DNC EMAIL SERVERS & HILLARY CLINTON'S EMAIL SERVERS & ILLEGALLY ACCESSED CLASSIFIED UNITED STATES INTELLIGENCE INFORMATION & UNITED STATES POLITICAL INFORMATION THAT COMPROMISED UNITED STATES SECURITY that's CALLED ESPIONAGE that is a DEATH PENALTY OFFENSE COLLUSION = REMOVAL FROM OFFICE HEAVY FINES & 25 YEARS in PRISON or EXECUTION ESPIONAGE = REMOVAL FROM OFFICE & LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION TREASON = REMOVAL from OFFICE & LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION ------------------- FALSIFYING GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS DESTROYING GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS WITNESS TAMPERING WITNESS INTIMIDATION ATTEMPTING TO SUBORN PERJURY THROUGH WITNESS INTIMIDATION TREASON ESPIONAGE SEDITION INSURRECTION OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE OBSTRUCTION OF CONGRESS EMOLUMENTS VIOLATIONS RICO ACT VIOLATIONS MONEY LAUNDERING CHARITY FRAUD EMBEZZLEMENT BLACKMAIL - EXTORTION SEXUAL HARASSMENT PEDOPHILIA WITNESS TAMPERING WITNESS INTIMIDATION SUBORNING PERJURY the EVIDENCE AGAINST them : EVERYTHING the TRUMP CRIME FAMILY has DONE SINCE 1970 to CURRENT VIDEOS TV NEWS INTERVIEWS PRESS CONFERENCES RALLIES ON VIDEOS TWEETS PUBLIC STATEMENTS ------------------------ COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA TO STEAL THE 2016 UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION = REMOVAL FROM OFFICE & THE TRUMP FAMILY can never run for any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE EVER AGAIN & HEAVY FINES or 25 YEARS to LIFE IMPRISONMENT WITNESS TAMPERING WITNESS INTIMIDATION & ATTEMPTING TO SUBORN PERJURY THROUGH WITNESS INTIMIDATION & WITNESS TAMPERING = 25 YEARS to LIFE in PRISON EACH ESPIONAGE = REMOVAL FROM OFFICE & the TRUMP FAMILY can never run for any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE EVER AGAIN = LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION TREASON = the TRUMP FAMILY can never run for PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE ever again & REMOVAL from OFFICE = LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION OBSTRUCTION of JUSTICE = 20 YEARS in PRISON for EACH OFFENSE SEDITION = INCITING a CIVIL WAR to ILLEGALLY STAY in POWER - OFFICE = REMOVAL from OFFICE & THE TRUMP FAMILY can never run for any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE EVER AGAIN = LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION ----------------------- the TRUMP FAMILY'S GUILTY of : COLLUSION to STEAL the 2016 UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION TREASON ESPIONAGE OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE WITNESS INTIMIDATION WITNESS TAMPERING SUBORNING PERJURY OBSTRUCTION OF CONGRESS TAX EVASION TAX FRAUD CHARITY FRAUD EMBEZZLEMENT EMOLUMENTS VIOLATIONS EVEN the MINIMAL SENTENCE of 5 YEARS EACH = 65 YEARS in FEDERAL PRISON 1 YEAR for EACH = 13 YEARS in FEDERAL PRISON ---------------------- ROBBING AMERICA DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr should have to PAY BACK the following PRESIDENTIAL YEARLY SPENDING SALARY is $ 50 THOUSAND DOLLARS a YEAR TRUMP'S SPENT 500 YEARS WORTH EVERY DAY that DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr stayed at 1 of HIS RESORTS while he was in OFFICE $ 50,000 c × 500 years = $ 25 MILLION DOLLARS a DAY 183 days a year at the cost of $ 25 MILLION DOLLARS a DAY = $ 4 BILLION 575 MILLION DOLLARS a YEAR × 4 YEARS = $ 18 BILLION 300 MILLION DOLLARS since JANUARY 2017 ------------------- they won't be able to run for or hold any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE IVANKA TRUMP JARED KUSHNER DONALD TRUMP Jr ERIC TRUMP are all CONSIDERED under the LAW to be CONVICTED FELONS in NEW YORK STATE & NEW YORK CITY they were taken to COURT & FOUND GUILTY of : CHARITY FRAUD & their CHARITIES were FORCIBLY SHUTDOWN they are also GUILTY of : TAX EVASION TAX FRAUD EMBEZZLEMENT MONEY LAUNDERING they chose to PAY FINES & PAY BACK the MONEY RATHER than FACE A TRIAL & go to JAIL or PRISON under NEW YORK STATE LAW THEY'RE CONVICTED FELONS GOOGLE IT they're alot of CONVICTED FELONS that NEVER SERVED JAIL or PRISON TIME I KNOW a few here in my HOMETOWN of CORTLAND NEW YORK they never went to JAIL or PRISON on ALL APPLICATIONS they have to ✅CHECK✅ the BOX that SAYS : " HAVE YOU EVER been CONVICTED of a FELONY " IVANKA JARED DON JR ERIC CAN'T LEGALLY RUN for any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE ROY MOORE & JOE ARPAIO were given EXCEPTIONS BECAUSE their NAMES were on the ELECTION BALLOTS before they were CONVICTED they LOST & JUSTICE & DEMOCRACY was SERVED ----------------------

[@doc2log]

Please say EX-president. "Former" is too nice for the failed fascist. He's not even orange now!

[@joniskibo5910]

THANK You STEVEN for Putting this Video on @KZbin .

[@Aluhcav]

"I'm not into coups." Yeah, he's also not into paying taxes, running a business the right way, or even understanding that you can't abandon a country to play golf.

[@livb6945]

Or marriage vows

[@tomsenft7434]

But he is WAY into coups.

[@OtakuMainer]

He's paid more in taxes that you could in several lifetimes...

[@lisachaput2952]

@@OtakuMainer he paid $750. Anyone can pay more than that.

[@OtakuMainer]

@@lisachaput2952 sorry but you’re completely wrong. You’re towing a narrative that was long since debunked. The reason he only had to pay that was he had already over paid from years previous. This man has paid millions upon millions in taxes throughout his life. Not only that but he didn’t even take a salary while in office. Please do your own research and not just regurgitate propaganda fueled by hatred…

[@richardbraakman7469]

When an Army General says "guns", he doesn't mean firearms :) He means artillery.

[@stevekluesner4430]

ETC

[@Breyfogle126]

Yes, AR15 < Tank and howitzers

[@caru3257]

MOABs

[@user-nf9xc7ww7m]

"I am not into coups" is laughable coming from any American president.

[@kn9ioutom]

Laughter From Baby Hitler ???

[@bzat2024]

“ just another bike ride “ 😂😂

[@Hollins23]

I like that he calls out his old friend, Richard Branson on those points. The picture was something that many people commented on the other evening. (The "...or am I just another bike ride to you?" was a great line - fitting on so many levels!)

[@vietnamd0820]

Branson exposed! 😂

[@Limitless_One]

Ya exactly! I think Branson is just a giant bullshitter. Why say your gonna do it and even cut the pic out and give Stephen The wrong pic after. The small gesture tells me a lot about that guy.

[@Hollins23]

@@vietnamd0820 lol

[@Hollins23]

@@Limitless_One It makes a person wonder...???

[@twincast2005]

There are multiple actually possible benefit of the doubt explanations in which the picture he gave Stephen really was in space with him, but yeah, Branson is a well-known bullshitter, so it's doubtful.

[@J.5.M.]

He talks about coups like they're a flavor of ice cream. "I'm not into coups" my ass.

[@72marshflower15]

As biden runs the current right wing attempt to coup Cuba.. Cuba has been unde a 60 year economic blockade. Where is Colbert?

[@jonbus766]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m53Wq6p7jc5npJY

[@72marshflower15]

@Dahn ~ y’all talk $hit, but you’ve no substance to counter.. You offer only deflection as a form of gaslighting.. Grfo, patriot wannabe.. 👎👎👎

[@72marshflower15]

@@jonbus766 the US has crushed everything in the world and the entire planet is dying cause of it. The US military is the greatest threat to the US and the world..

[@72marshflower15]

@@jonbus766 kzbin.info/www/bejne/j4mWknSkfNyggtE

[@fluffycat3946]

Great monologue!!! Love the show.

[@scherrypierce]

I'm so glad to hear this OUT LOUD! (Our fascist president)

[@princessbiker1975]

Yeah Biden

[@brianfergus839]

7:53 “Treasons Greetings!!” Blimey that’s frickin’ hilarious

[@evee8462]

Right?!

[@mintoreoshake]

Yeah that cracked me up too

[@DrownedInExile]

7:54 "Treason's Greetings" Aaaand I died!

[@doublea1671]

That was a genuinely good, uh monologue right? It was fantastic.

[@jroth7915]

Omg........thank you so much! I thought nobody noticed this. I don't want to watch the silence of the press anymore.

[@hmq9052]

The alt Reich We're all borrowing that 🤝

[@thankyouverymuch]

No need to borrow it. We all already had it.

[@saml302]

liked for saying the words "Donald Trump is a fascist" out loud on air

[@TremereTT]

Probably by American definition. As apparently everything is either communist or fascist in the USA. Why can't he just be a populistic lier and conman? Is that too objective?

[@funface4]

Yes, me too. Colbert the best.

[@maxheadly6045]

Trump trademarks Fascism and Nepotism.

[@JohnSmith-df5vh]

@@TremereTT Because he ran on a platform of arresting/jailing his political opponents, said he wouldn't accept the election results if he lost, called to invalidate millions of votes because he couldn't handle losing either the popular vote or the electoral vote, he claimed he had the absolute power to do whatever he wanted as president, he demanded their personal loyalty to him and fired people for investigating him, his campaign, or his associates, he called for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the country and claimed at least half of Muslims living in the US were a threat, he explicitly called for Democratic party votes to be invalidated, he often threatened to deny disaster relief funding and other federal aid programs to blue states, he awarded government contracts to campaign donors that were not equipped to meet the contract's provisions, he explicitly said patronizing of his personal businesses would improve international or political relations, and he attempted a coup. He is a fascist, objectively.

[@sister9059]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a57QnGWmZdOjhtk ?

[@evee8462]

Stephen Colbert be spitting TRUTH here!

[@maudmcbride5594]

Great! Honesty is the best policy! Thank you.

[@NewMessage]

We do miss the "Daht, daht, daht..." though.

[@couragekarnga8735]

But I'm glad that's over, because it was a reminder that we had a clown for president.

[@sciencenate]

I love that Stephen called him out over the picture. I bet Branson pulled that move with every industry leader.

[@sarahthompson4898]

I think this is hilarious. I like Richard but he is a bit too much narcissistic to think he can get away with anything. Glad he got called out by a good dude Colbert

[@raptoranderson]

That was hysterical. When he started joking that he’d uncovered his own evidence of wrongdoing I was preparing for some skit with an intern NOT that he was actually going to call Branson out over something else that he’d done wrong 😂

[@viddork]

@@raptoranderson When he started talking about the mirror universe, I actually thought he was going to say something along the lines of, "That's not the real Richard Branson. Ever since he got back from space, he's been acting really nice!"

[@erichimmelblau877]

It's likely Branson just goofed when cutting the picture, and it looked a little weird to just have Colbert's head, so he just gave a better looking picture and hope no one noticed.

[@Aeronor2001]

@@erichimmelblau877 Maybe, but how much of an asshole do you have to be to tell someone you brought this special picture up to space, and then give them a different one? It's some sociopathy or something.

[@amazinggrace5692]

“I never met Mark Miley, I don’t know who he is” trump likely prepared to say

[@dandominare]

"Did this picture go to space or am I just another bike ride to you?" is probably my favourite sentence of 2021

[@davidyehudah7140]

“For once the CIA didn’t want to destabilise a democracy”

[@lyrachle]

That had a kind of quiet reaction...(one exception was my house) Put this whole segment into the Time Capsule

[@festeradams3972]

So Uncle Vlad had a go, and it worked superbly well.

[@Sam-mo5uz]

So Americans would not get that statement/joke for obvious reasons.

[@elizabeth3124]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2a5pIuditR3qZo

[@cevq6126]

@@Sam-mo5uz Yes, we do.

[@mikenoble91]

You know what's crazy? While I was watching this on TV, I went into the kitchen and I had no idea if Trump's statement about Milley was a joke or not. How is life this stupid?

[@victorarredondo304]

Every day you get mic mishaps about sleepy joe. Wonder why you don't think it's stupid

[@anthonystewart3185]

Truth no longer a fact apparently but an opinion

[@richardjones2455]

@@victorarredondo304 ignoring idiot troll

[@jadespades4237]

@@victorarredondo304 I know you're a troll because you're everywhere in the comments, but I did laugh. How could you think mic mishaps from a known stutter are on the same level as a coup attempt? 😁

[@Lucius1958]

@@jadespades4237 Please do not refer to the troll as "you": that only encourages it.

[@JC-qq3gz]

I needed this laugh..Great segment he's awesome 👌🏽

[@Z1BABOUINOS]

*_"Scratch a liberal and you'll find a fascist"_* - The Black Panther Party, 70s slogan

[@NewMessage]

That rocket is no virgin.. it rode another plane for miles before it had to finish itself off on its own.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

You’re my favorite poster. This one takes the cake!

[@NewMessage]

@@Tonyhouse1168 * tips an imaginary hat *

[@aliciacalinoiu1046]

Yes..... we suffered enough 😂😂😂😂

[@bruceallen2862]

Suffered enough, and still suffering. With love from Hollywood North🇨🇦

[@harmjansen5373]

Smiling all the way

[@jvhee]

"For once the CIA didn't want to destabilize a democracy" It's funny cause it's true 😂

[@conorhughes4910]

There was some uncomfortable laughter there.

[@mattstearns305]

Lost🦧💩🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂Lost BIGLY.

[@osterlaich6395]

It isn't funny and it isn't true. The way the nazis operate is a page out of each and any CIA playbook of the last 4 decades. Just mind boggling. You are under attack from within and your security agencies are obviously compromised. None of them stopped an armed insurrection on your capitol ahead of time. The NSA is spying on each and any American citizen 24/7, monitoring any and all communications. And they didn't stop an armed insurrection on your capitol? Wonder why that is.🙄 Honestly this question should keep americans awake at night.

[@sgtjohnson49]

@@omi_god pretty sure the NSA has the capability to and has been spying on American citizens, that's why Snowden is in Russia right now, because he exposed that and is wanted for treason. It's not as hyperbolic as the other person suggested but it's not a non-issue

[@lilchaos4792]

@@sgtjohnson49 exactly

[@MisterChief1117]

YOOoo when Branson handed that picture to him I was like "That's a different picture!!!" Now Branson should give Stephen a ticket on Unity for free.

[@lindadepauw4902]

Think Stephen would trust Branson now?

[@johndododoe1411]

Unity 22 was the flight on that Sunday, next flight would be Unity 23 and so on.

[@nobobywoman2810]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2a5pIuditR3qZo .

[@bluestrife28]

That crack about the CIA was an epic burn.

[@sandyarmstrong6511]

THE BEST EVER I WISH YOU WERE REPLAYING THIS TONIGHT FEB 10, 2022.🙏✌️🤝

[@davidlickiss1609]

No matter what, if you have to say " I'm not into coups", you know you have made one too many mistakes

[@free2express08]

"Treasons Greetings...." 😂😂😂 Stephen bodied their whole family...!

[@loslingos1232]

Just found this guy. I am glad this was recommended to me!

[@nopenope5042]

imagine having resources to goto space and ruining it with two petty af lies 😕

[@truthhurts3524]

“I’m not into coups, I’m also not into being a decent human being”

[@MaryAnnMsbl34]

COUS COUS HE DOES NOT LIKE.

[@couragekarnga8735]

"I'm also definitely not into my daughter."

[@jonbus766]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hKqcm4Gjpr5rp5Y

[@TheNefastor]

He hates Golf, don't you know 😅

[@goldcicvibefel9966]

Ct

[@yank-tc8bz]

"I am not into Coups" , unless they work of course.

[@katiemcdavid4124]

Rump doesn't even know the meaning of the word "fascist'.

[@morenantshabo1721]

When tv hosting becomes art❤❤ this man is an artist🧎🏻‍♂️❤

[@elliottboomsluiter7214]

'If i wanted to do a coup, it would be the greatest coup in history' -who else has no problem imagining trump saying exactly these words.

[@nqobaningidi4834]

" it was going to be a huge , beautiful, and great Coup", lol

[@ludicrousone8706]

@@nqobaningidi4834 everybody says so😘

[@summerbrewster5555]

I would not be shocked if he has not already said this to somebody.

[@elizabeth3124]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2a5pIuditR3qZo

[@nobobywoman2810]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2a5pIuditR3qZo .

[@Greyareas27]

_"I would never do a coup with Milley! He's a six, tops. I only do coups with 9's or 10's."_

[@hamfistsman6267]

@chris kretzer 😪

[@gjk540]

@chris kretzer идиот

[@sister9059]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a57QnGWmZdOjhtk ?

[@hisqueen2085]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a57QnGWmZdOjhtk !

[@paddor]

* 9s or 10s

[@francescacangialosi8724]

Just fabulous!

[@Anne--Marie]

In his defense, he thought coup was a chicken coop and he hates animals.

[@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G]

Dang, imagine if only Fred Trump had bought a Trojan back then, we wouldn't have his embarrassing bozo today!!!🥴

[@dixiepoet]

Or if his mom would have just spit him out.

[@TestTest-eb8jr]

....or his momma had swallowed....

[@candicemonique5927]

Or maybe Mrs. Trump should've swallowed. Did women do that back then?

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Could've been Ted Cruz who's arguably worse. Could've been Hillary who would've probably started WWIII. No matter who won in 2016, we all would've lost.

[@therandumbcarguy]

The best part of him, ran down his mother’s leg…..

[@neonshadow5005]

Damn, when a general says "These are the same nazis we fought in WW2 .." That is pretty insane.

[@rejoyce318]

And true.

[@ingridgrattidge5637]

Love you Stephen Colbert💕

[@maryfowler8246]

"I'm not into coups"....I prefer to watch them safely from the sidelines

[@akb5531]

Treasons Greetings! 😂 Great monologue! Kudos to all the writers! And the picture? OMG...that was priceless!

[@videomissionary]

This would be funny if it weren't so fucking terrifying, holy shit

[@sweiland75]

I've been saying the same thing, since 2016.

[@sallydiop4462]

Agree

[@ellengran6814]

US have staged coups all over the world for decades. Now you experience what you do to others.

[@MC-yy2bx]

@@sweiland75 I have been saying it too. An intellectual friend of mine and I were discussing the Republican convention in 2016 saying: "This NEEDS to STOP right HERE - right NOW. The Republican party SURELY won't do something so foolish as to nominate this self centered, self absorbed, walk over everybody dictator - in - waiting. and then they did nominate him. And the "Trumposity" just kept rolling past every possible test of common sense and decency. in November of 2020, after the election, he started to REPLACE key people in the military. I was SCREAMING: "He's putting puppets in place to decrease resistance for when he stages a coup !" I said once again: "SURELY, the Republican party won't go along with him... SURELY they'll not stand for the OVERTHROW of our governemnt ! ?" Again... I was wrong. the REAL scary part about all of this is he not only has 2 numbskull sons to follow in his fascist footsteps ( goose steps ? ) but SEVERAL - MANY republican candidates are emulating dictatorial delusions of power. I'm afraid...VERY afraid that the next Republican president will move forward with a "president - for- life" agenda. Scary times ahead, man....scary times ahead.

[@richardjones2455]

You're just now coming to that realization?

[@Filmmshorts]

God dammit Richard. Why you have to play our boy like that?! I would take you to Space any day Stephen!

[@nobodynothing6551]

Can't believe this is still so relevant that I thought it was current.