Queen Elizabeth II Cracked A Pretty Good Joke At Daniel Craig's Expense

[@m.g.n4898]

My favorite quote by Daniel Craig: “Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions. I don't think they were that badly off [financially] to begin with but now look at them. You see that and you think, 'What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f-king idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? '” Craig said.

[@jamesdelacour1055]

What an absolute legend!

[@BrodyVO]

What an awesome man

[@guysabol8743]

hear hear

[@CJ-im2uu]

MY NEXT GUEST with David Letterman had Kim n it. It was painful to watch. Even he gave the impression; Wow, shallow should stay at the community kiddie pool. I MeL if she is accepted into any law school, Aunt Becky is t it again.

[@Wewhosee-im3ii]

I love how he is tiny bit dorky in real life, but he plays such a bad ass character and made us all believe it, just shows what a great actor he is! ♥️♥️♥️

[@Zephaerie1]

Have you ever met a green beret? Badasses are kooky nerds lol.

[@spinnetti]

My thoughts exactly. He seemed a bit loopy

[@c.martinez7759]

He's high

[@sophieyang3781]

​@@c.martinez7759 How can you know that?

[@TheJthom9]

I'd say the most down-to-earth Bond actor. All the others, Bond went to their head and they became as much of a c**t as the Bond they were playing

[@hopefulskeptic42]

You know what is also 'over stimulating'? After 15 yrs. of watching Craig play Bond...seeing the actor's face smile and laugh!

[@mike814031]

i love how humble Daniel Craig is, he's one of the coolest actors I've ever seen, like Keanu reeves- he's another guy who's really nice and doesn't act like he's better than everyone else

[@toshikotanaka3249]

I always thought he made the best Bond.

[@irene-jb7jc]

Ah Daniel craig ❤ a man after my own heart ❤

[@johnbaldock6353]

The most Realist Bond Ever! He will be Sorely Missed.❤️

[@bakersdirtydozen]

Agreed!

[@susanlawrence9065]

Just love Daniel Craig. Brilliant actor and not afraid to send himself up! Going to miss him as Bond!

[@richardcollins6684]

It’s nice to see an actor be in awe at that people cheering for him. He is the real deal playing Bond.

[@heersyal2454]

It's true - the royal Corgis do have "staff" for their care! And QEII's part in the Opening Olympic ceremony was hilarious: that look she gave directly into the camera was saying, "Yes, Bond IS picking me up, b*tches!"

[@blartversenwaldiii]

I just love that "james bond and the queen jump out of a helicopter" is a real event you can talk about and have people know what you mean

[@heersyal2454]

@@blartversenwaldiii It was hilarious 😁

[@ehN7]

Daniel Craig’s 007 movies really feel like an evolution of the franchise. He is bond.

[@duncanmckinnon]

I the late nineteen sixties I was a cellist in an orchestra and we were presented to The Duke of Edinburgh, He shook my hand and pointed to my cello. He said, 'My son plays one of these.' I said, 'Yes, I know.' He said, 'Did you make it yourself?' I said, 'Yeah. Out of matchsticks'. He laughed and the Pathe News cameras recorded it. That was my fifteen minutes of fame.

[@UtahDelaCruz]

So funny! The Duke of Edinburgh always struck me as someone with a great sense of humor.

[@FinneousPJ1]

Daniel is really cool and humble. Everyone should watch his comic relief bit with Tate, it's absolutely hilarious.

[@annakeye]

Sure is. How he describes her as she's coming out of the loo is hilarious. (Before anyone complains, it's not really a spoiler)

[@emilystephens4581]

He seems a sweet guy for a spy.

[@nevadak3424]

He’s not really a spy you know 🙃

[@ruthgunneson-poling1571]

His performance with Tate is something I watch over and over when I need a big laugh.

[@dharding5510]

@@ruthgunneson-poling1571 Yep! It's absolutely hilarious!

[@carlychamberlain4237]

You really feel the folks with a theatre background feel the audience for the first time the most ❤

[@oliviawardell2266]

If I had known that "Corgi Footman" was a genuine option as an occupation, I would have made very different live choices.

[@davimurph]

I think it mostly involved walking around with sheets of blotting paper and soda to be ready to clean up "accidents". Also, the dogs could be quite aggressive. On one occasion, the Queen and her driver had to get stitches when they got bitten breaking up a corgi fight. On another occasion, a butler was rushed by 9 corgis, lost his balance, fell over and knocked himself out.

[@dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar]

Do you have to pay royalties when telling the queens jokes?

[@cordeliadrew1782]

Excellent work

[@barcelonachair6487]

perfect.

[@janwag6856]

Rimshot!

[@con.troller4183]

You can expect a call from someone requesting a secure, personal number.

[@ericminch]

She will accept small portraits.

[@Karajorma]

He's not the first person to say that the Queen is really funny. Maybe Colbert should send her an invitation.

[@kenbrown2808]

it was a little bit surreal being at a highland games she attended. we were in the cheap seats, but her motorcade literally drove across the front of the good seats, and she genuinely enjoyed being with her people.

[@JoshSweetvale]

The 'what's in the box' fake mystery is at this point the only power the British Royals have. And necessity has cut that away from time to time when Royals turned to crime and weren't immune to prosecution anymore. Britain likes having Royals, living symbols of their country. And you can't be a religious figure on candid camera.

[@Karajorma]

@@JoshSweetvale While I don't disagree with you, and I posted more in jest than cause I seriously expect it would ever be accepted it is worth remembering that Prince Edward, Andrew and Princess Anne all appeared on It's A Knockout once. Although I supsect EVERYTHING about that would make it less likely the royals would appear on a chat show. Maybe not the best time to remind the public of a time Prince Andrew was on a show hosted by someone who is now a known paedophile.

[@JoshSweetvale]

@@Karajorma Daylight disinfects.

[@nevadak3424]

Oh yeah! Cool great idea!!

[@vzabuzova]

I just love giggly Daniel Craig

[@jimspink2922]

Where he mentions getting the CMG (Companion St Michael St George) and Bond getting the KCMG (Knight Companion St Michael St George) there was a British programme called Yes Minister about British politics and the public service. There is an episode called Doing The Honours and some one is explaining to a politician what the different honours mean. He then explains what the members of the public service call them. The CMG is known as Call Me God and the KCMG is known as Kindly Call Me God and there is another award called the GCMG which is known as God Calls Me God

[@KatkaJessie]

My favourite series!!!

[@Blackcomanche]

Yes!

[@saranorthey7576]

Great actor. He was brilliant in the 90s TV show ‘Our Friends in the North’ . Worth checking out.

[@leavingitblank9363]

"... punching arse..." "That sounds like something totally different." 😂

[@nickhexum01]

That's a fisting joke! On television! Who does that?!

The one and only Daniel Craig. He was fantastic as James Bond and with HM The Queen. So Very British. 🥰

[@lifeofnanaa]

Now I need video of him rolling around the floor with the Queen’s corgis 😁

[@Fanney47]

Same xD

[@frannybright3200]

Unconventionally dashing , talented, funny, and yes the BEST Bond ever!

[@monikajcm5563]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️

[@patriciaf.2574]

Well said...and if I may I add, very easy on the eyes!

[@ryanw9123]

I prefer Pierce Brosman in terms of looks, but you do you.

[@peterkoch3777]

Nah, Sean Connery was the best, but Craig came pretty close😂❤🎉

[@thelawofdivineoneness458]

Who knew that a blond Bond would end up being my favorite? Best. Bond. Ever. Thank you Daniel Craig.

[@kensolar69]

The actual person the character was built around, Sir William Stephenson, was not only blond, but looked pretty much like Craig all around.

[@judyantonetti2186]

Totally agree

[@meghanphillips3495]

Remember how everyone freaked out about that?

[@lisamcmullan6484]

I thought he wouldn't be a great Bond but for the changing times he was just great love him in the role

[@ellafitz2815]

What a nice, funny and sympathical man. And wonderful actor.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

The last movie I saw before the pandemic was Knives Out, and the first I saw after theaters reopened was No Time to Die. Mr. Daniel Craig, you are my favorite Bond. Probably tied with Sean Connery, but clearly above all the rest.

[@opinionatedone]

Same! Funny how I hadn't put that together, but those were my last and first as well. Daniel Craig is worth the theatre!

[@bowieknife]

Same for me!!!

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@opinionatedone Both great movies with great music too

[@anneheimburger3186]

@Proper Actually i can see a slight reaemblancw To mr. Putin

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@Proper 🤨

[@thomasvieth6063]

Hardly anyone mentions what a great job he did in The Golden Compass

[@77cns]

Omg yes!

[@StewChicken42]

3:46 I WANT to see this man in more comedies, please. 🙏🏽😂

[@ryeofoatmeal]

he's very cheeky about it 🤣🤣

[@maaretrahkonen7706]

The queen had a good sense of humour.

[@NewMessage]

That's a distinction all on its own.. to be the only person to star opposite The Queen in a comedy skit!

[@Karlthegreat84]

Unless you consider BoJo a (bad) comedian.

[@konkey-dong]

@@Karlthegreat84 There's a difference between a clown and a comedian

[@TheMoonRover]

You can add Paddington Bear to that list now.

[@Haan22]

@@TheMoonRover Still better than de Pfeffel Johnson, at least he offered the queen a sandwich when he screwed up.

[@heersyal2454]

She was known to be good at mimicry

[@tonistokes1790]

Stephen’s wit is amazing. He is so quick.

[@SJR_Media_Group]

No one can replace Daniel Craig as Bond or any other character he plays. He is one in a million. Both Daniel and the Queen are real humans, and do not take themselves too seriously.

[@priscillamoore5736]

@ Steven Rohrich - I dunno. I think it's a toss-up between Sean Connery and Roger Moore.

[@SJR_Media_Group]

@@priscillamoore5736 Both Connery and Moore are the typical Brit. They don't have to fake an accent. Loved both of them.

[@riom.6091]

@@SJR_Media_Group How are they “the typical Brit”

[@SJR_Media_Group]

@@riom.6091 I love the Brits, prim, proper, polite, please ant to be around. Both of them were 'Knighted'.

[@priscillamoore5736]

@@SJR_Media_Group - I really liked Pierce Brosnan also, but I was disappointed he was only in 4 of the Bond movies. He does have an honorary OBE, though. (bcz he's Irish) If they *ever* decide to use a woman in the Bond role, it should definitely be Gal Gadot. 😀

[@JBfromFL]

He was an awesome Bond and I loved Layer Cake!

[@todddepue681]

He is all kinds of adorable. And I love a suit with functional cuff buttons.

[@lookingforonetruechristian7396]

Loved him in The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo.

[@sharygalloway9777]

Totally

[@charlieross-BRM]

I watched a mini-doc about filming the scene where he is trussed up by the maniac villain; with that neck brace collar suspending him and dragging him around the floor. A lot of that was really him, not a stunt double, and it was brutal. He must have had aches and pains for weeks.

[@camillemayers103]

He was magnificent!

[@micheletorimaru9348]

@@charlieross-BRM Daniel Craig did all his Stunts on James Bond. And he has alot of Injuries to go with it. This is why it's his last James Bond Movie. Him and Sean Connery are the Best James Bond. Out of all the other Male Actors.

[@womanofsubstance8735]

@@micheletorimaru9348 Please don't specify "Male Actors"; next think ya know there will be a Jane Bond. 😉

[@CptUhudini]

This guy seems very confident, he should play a spy or something

[@ahauser356]

He's the ex James Bond

[@leavingitblank9363]

Really? I was trying to figure out if he was terribly nervous or just a total geek.

[@unreal_taxi]

This comment deserves 100k likes fr

[@tgirard123]

I always thought Daniel Craig could have played Steve McQueen in his earlier years

[@7even5ive81]

Next movie of him should be James Bond: Rolling Around With The Queen's Corgis or Taking Care Of The Queen's Corgis 😂

[@rachelgilbert3164]

Bark Another Day: The Corgi Footman 🤣

[@ThatADHDKid]

I would pay to see that

[@7even5ive81]

@@rachelgilbert3164 😂

[@robot_spider]

"On Her Majesty's Secret Corgis"

[@womanofsubstance8735]

"The Royal Corgi Caper."

[@monsiursnowman66]

God bless the Queen 👑

[@kloakovalimonada]

He's got sort of an awkward uncle quality to him in "real" life. Interesting metamorphosis.

[@AaronLitz]

After seeing what he's really like, he does some pretty awesome acting to become his icy version of Bond.

[@GiftSparks]

@@AaronLitz I’ve always felt that way about Al Pacino. You get to appreciate what an amazing actor when you see what he is like in real life.

[@kloakovalimonada]

@@AaronLitz...is exactly what I wanted to say :)

[@fvnt0miix953]

Omg that’s such an accurate description! Idk if I like it tho cuz when he acts like that he feels less cool to me 😅

[@sandimoo]

One of my friends went out with him as a teenager - she dumped him because he was a terrible kisser!

[@michastrzelczyk7224]

Mr. Colbert many thanks from all of us watching You!!! Thank You for publishing on You Tube I watch You in the morning at 9am when I'm back from night shift. You are like a morning star to me!! Long live and prosper Scotland Aberdeen Mike

[@Mtnshell56]

What a delightful personality

[@david13579naranja]

This guy must be a very good actor. He is so "un-james-bond"-like that I cannot believe he was the one playing Bond. He seems kinda awkward or something here instead of the Gentleman that Bond (or even the detective from Knives Out) is supposed to be. It shows Daniel is not playing himself when he acts.

[@TykusBalrog]

Especially his voice seems so different.

[@charlieross-BRM]

He's more like back to the muscular Connery version of Bond. He's rough around the edges; someone brutish stuffed in a tuxedo because it's the job. They were more believable as killers. e.g. Roger Moore played a suave gentleman like he grew up wearing tuxedos.

[@VictorGonzalez-vb1gt]

Well, don't ignore the fact that besides being in front of a two level audience can be quite intimidating for anyone, everyone's mental health was tried during these last two years of pandemic. Things have shifted and that's our new reality.

[@AnkurJaiswal]

Two of the biggest Liverpool FC fans as guests back to back... Love it.

[@jeanrocque-rr4ec]

His bit with the queen is priceless.!!!!!!!!

[@benr3799]

4:36 pure gold lol and what a wit on stephen’s shoulders

[@OCRay1]

He and Weisz seem like a pretty cool couple. You never know of course but they seem to both be very cool and personable.

[@DarkNight-fj5cc]

3:48 best pause I've seen in a long time, let alone in real life.

[@texasbluebonnet4303]

Who doesn't love this guy? I haven't seen this one. I'm glad it's being replayed!

[@Fanney47]

Lol. Daniel Craig is the cutest. So adorable. (I'm not sayin he's not good lookin. He's that too.)

[@badboyjjd]

Jssssst relax...hes bond...James bond

[@gloriaf6971]

He is attractive but far from handsome. Not even cute.

[@TheRealDeal130]

Yeah...with a nice 'package' too (beach scene from Casino Royale)!

[@gloriaf6971]

@@Earthy.Earthling I said he was attractive. That means he has a pleasant, pleasing appearance. He is not what I would call handsome or cute.We don't have to agree. You see with your eyes and I see with mine!!!

[@gloriaf6971]

@@Earthy.Earthling Gag me with a spoon!!!

[@azufelll]

I felt like Stephen talked too much on this interview and didn't let Daniel give his full answers.

[@bill5935]

Daniel Was just the Greatest!!! Nobody else came close!!!! Real James Bond!!!!

[@oldpossum57]

I knew a British military spy, whose cover was that he was a military lawyer. In real life, he and his wife choreographed and taught dance. Like all such people, he ended up in publishing.

[@myfriendscallmek2745]

"I'm waiting for an offer from another country" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sahandyousefi2069]

Well he did mention the wrong country

[@neiloflongbeck5705]

CMG stands for Call Me God. The next rank in the Order of St Michael and St John is KCMG (or Kindly Cal Me God) and above that it's GCMG (or God Calls Me God).

[@flynnharley2538]

Yes Minister.

[@JJVernig]

Looking for this comment! Thx. And off course the order of the Thistle. A commission sits on it.

[@con.troller4183]

Craig walks out. Every woman swoons and every tailor yells, you grabbed someone else's suit off the rack, Mr. Craig!

[@moonshadow4755]

YES.

[@ToneTraveler]

They all should be ashamed. He’s a human being, not a sex obj… 😂 can’t finish that one with a straight face. Poor “victim” 😂

[@maryloukeenan5628]

Just a bit too fitted, eh?

[@jeffreyesguitar5129]

That George Michael joke went over everyone’s head.

[@tvaholic]

Yes such a shame. I loved that he giggled at his own joke though.

[@DMG00111-p]

Of course, it's a US audience

[@db7610]

Nothing like a bit of arse punching

[@hippylong]

The best James bond ever... your the man Daniel!

[@hawsrulebegin7768]

He was James Bond and he’s married to Rachel Weisz. I’m very jealous.

[@Arfarf69]

Two celebrity couples who are treasures, love them both!

[@brandonday2494]

Yeah I adore Rachel. Pretty great couple.

[@LouPay89]

I'm sure we all are 😅

[@stemill1569]

lol, the English Queen. "He's the one who doesn't smile" I couldn't hold myself. It's exactly what I always say about Daniel Craig. He's always so emotionless. But he's English, right? Even this English that the Queen cracks a joke about him. That comment gets him style and him even laughing about it makes me finally like him.

[@alan_davis]

I think you're mistaking him for the characters he plays.

[@DMG00111-p]

British Queen, dopey.

[@elkpaz560]

I think the joke is that the Queen doesn't smile in photographs - could be wrong.

[@Bethi4WFH]

@@elkpaz560 My dear, you ARE wrong! The (our) Queen smiles in nearly every photograph, except where the situation indicates she should not.

[@kgolem79]

Thank you!

[@floradiamonds]

Very amused at Stephen's question - do the British know "kick butt". Yes of course we do! Although I'm old enough to remember Sean Connery, Mr Craig has become my favourite Bond. No idea who will be the next one, but there's big boots to fill for me. Good luck to whoever...

[@mikevanderman2727]

"whether I should be the next Bond-the answer is yes"... 🤭🤭🤭

[@adlamis]

Caption to the photo: And Donald Trump, Ma'am? Make it look like an accident, 007.

[@blackbird5634]

Miller's Crossing was the first time I saw him on screen and he's been hitting consistently ever since.

[@sammygirl6910]

Road to Perdition, he's not in Miller's Crossing.

[@blackbird5634]

@@sammygirl6910 are you sure? I could swear he was in that one.

[@vincentmutel7313]

He was not in Miller's Crossing. You may be thinking of Steve Buscemi... 😊

[@maddog7598]

@@vincentmutel7313 Or Gabriel Byrne

[@davidwhite9159]

The best explanation of this series of honours was in Yes Minister when Bernard explained to Hacker In the civil service CMG means “call me god” and KCMG means “kindly call me god” Hacker then asks what GCMG means only to be told “God calls me god”

[@UncleBensChannel]

He seems like an introvert in real life.

[@truepenny2514]

A really sweet guy and a very good actor (you can tell because he is NOTHING like Bond IRL lol).

[@robertmoore6149]

Craig actually seems nervous. I think the warm reception got to him.

[@blartversenwaldiii]

he's like that in all his interviews, don't worry. he's just a bit dorky

[@zaroffhound]

Daniel Craig rolling on the floor with corgies. How is that not in a song...

[@cleverusername9369]

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, he's on the floor, G, There's fur on his sweater already, Marm's wee Corgis

[@heyheytaytay]

All those dogs Elizabeth has had during her reign must really make them believes she's as immortal as we think she is.

[@nessahoangdoeina6696]

Happy birthday 🎁 Daniel Craig

[@Oilslickvifey]

I have been waiting for a new interview of Daniel! Ahhhh

[@himmelhundpictures5605]

He has such a comedic/witty talent: I would like to see him as Niles the butler, in a short The Nanny Sketch.

[@ghalibelkoura]

0:27 The Sidewinder - Lee Morgan 😍😍

[@SheWolf2023]

Thanks for being the best Bond ever!

[@keithgoodrick-meech3921]

Daniel Craig. Without doubt the best 007 so far.

[@mallow173]

Gotta be one of my favorite Bond's!! He Rocks!!

[@TheSuz23]

I think his eyes are a big part of it but there's just something so captivating about Daniel Craig.

[@danieldravot341]

Yesterday I re-watched ‘Munich’, and he was excellent, but I think he was best as crazy Conor Rooney in ‘The Road to Perdition’.

[@winnifredforbes1114]

“Sounded kind of adult”! Love it! 😹

[@cynhanrahan4012]

My Favorite Bond, Ever. And I'm old enough to remember most of them. I haven't seen the newest because FLORIDA, but I do know it will eventually be available streaming because stuck at home is only sane in FLORIDA.

[@Boxing01Fan]

Bless him so nervous! Constantly playing with his cuff links

[@rayvinloony2322]

Humble guy, great actor. 👏🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@Bruningable]

So Bond was a Daniel Craig documentary.

[@Sriram-lh6kg]

“Go out with a bang” I see what you did there, Stephen

[@samb770]

Turns out James Bond was just a documentary this whole time

[@Jonni1027]

My first and favorite film of Daniel Craig’s is called ENDURING LOVE from 2004. After he briefly crosses paths with a stranger the stranger stalks him but we’re not sure why. It’s the weirdest, creepiest thriller and Daniel Craig going crazy is a fantastic performance.

[@GetToDaChoppa-k5r]

yeah, it was pretty good. I preferred his breakthrough gangster movie The Layer Cake. What a great performance he gave in that amazing film.

[@JanNan]

I watch him the other day in a rerun of Heartbeat, in one the early episodes

[@DanielCraigprivate.]

Thank you so much for all the support, I'd wish there's another way to show gratitude other than this my comedown on social status. where are you from

[@badnoodlez]

Why does no one ever mention that he was in layer cake? Such a great film

[@whollylostandgone]

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.

[@TheJuris1973]

@@whollylostandgone with the lisa gerrard song. thats a fantastic scene

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

That was apparently the film the made Barbara Broccoli decide that he would be Bond!

[@whollylostandgone]

@@TheSmart-CasualGamer I did not know that, great choice! Think its the cloest well get to a Carre style bond while still being a bond movie.

[@dbertobis]

He’s really a nice person

[@franciscolizana5299]

I love this James Bond, Daniel Craig is the Best 👍👍👍👍👍👍😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@Spinko7128]

If they ever remake The sound of the music , this is the man who should get the role of capt von trapp no doubt

[@janetpattison8474]

I loved “knives out” . It was so fun, and clever.

[@villanessa]

His eyes are insanely BLUE wow

[@littlemouse7066]

He seems shy. It generally is a sign of intelligence.

[@SharangAgarwal]

Daniel Craig : ** Starts answering, interrupting Stephen ** ** Realises what he did midway, apologises and asks Stephen to complete his question ** Stephen Colbert : ** No, I won't ** Daniel Craig : ** Aw c'mon, man ** Stephen Colbert : ** Begins to complete the question ** Daniel Craig : ** Answers, interrupting Stephen mid-question once again ** ABSOLUTE GOLD xD

[@MackinOz]

He really MUST do the definitive Putin movie, right? Right? He really MUST!

[@swatilad8912]

Too tall to play putin

[@ericminch]

@@swatilad8912 Also who wants to give Putin the honor of a film?

[@ammaleslie509]

After we finally uncover all the crap he did to screw with our election, and find a way to punish him for it, then we can have a movie about Putin

[@ferrumequus88]

The next Bond movie, should have Putin as a villain (which he is) and have Bond as the assassin of Putin just moments before Putin hits the nuclear button and starts armageddon. 😎😎

[@romulusthemainecoon3047]

Ok, he is so dang cute. He's a rare shy golden retriever puppy in human form!

[@dondodo8129]

0:30 Successful Criminals - Music Madness? Hahaha