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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

29 күн бұрын

Meanwhile… A little girl in the UK had a lot to say about the price of ice cream, a study found microplastics present in human and canine testicles, and hundreds of people named Kyle gathered in a failed attempt to set a world record.
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@gpdragonfire1652
@gpdragonfire1652 27 күн бұрын
I have never before seen a child so intensely British
@datgrrl5698
@datgrrl5698 27 күн бұрын
English, nae British...nae Scottish, nae Welsh... bloody English...
@aturner488
@aturner488 27 күн бұрын
@@thebagelsproductions Gods country 😉
@jonothoncorser2868
@jonothoncorser2868 27 күн бұрын
It was almost offensively english 🤣
@eattherich9215
@eattherich9215 27 күн бұрын
@@thebagelsproductions: 😂😂😂 She was proper grumpy just like an old woman.
@ashleywilson2072
@ashleywilson2072 27 күн бұрын
@@thebagelsproductions.. it's actually a Lancashire accent (but don't worry, they are very similar)
@landonewts
@landonewts 27 күн бұрын
That little British gal is my new hero. “Bet he can hear me!!!” You go girl.
@UberLummox
@UberLummox 27 күн бұрын
'Bloody' terrifying.
@artbargra
@artbargra 27 күн бұрын
@@UberLummox Bloody 'ell mate!
@philster6383
@philster6383 27 күн бұрын
LMAO I watched it three times, she is fantastic!!!! I am going to watch it again, LOVE HER!!!
@robr177
@robr177 27 күн бұрын
Yet, the exact same thing from a 30 year-old gets the "Karen" label. Hmm.
@philster6383
@philster6383 27 күн бұрын
@@robr177 LMAO this was a little kid making a great point not asking for the manager and NOT screaming at the employees NOT EVEN CLOSE to a 30 year old Karen
@PitFriend1
@PitFriend1 27 күн бұрын
That little girl speaks for everyone sick and tired of all the price gouging going on.
@icantollie
@icantollie 27 күн бұрын
Do you mean free-market economics and the normal response of the price-demand curve when subject to changes in supply and demand? Sounds to me like that ice cream vendor is 100% the kind of free-market capitalist whereof John Stuart Mill would be proud
@poe_slaw
@poe_slaw 27 күн бұрын
@@icantollie Is this satire or do you actually think you’re improving people’s opinions of free market capitalism with this
@jamesrowden303
@jamesrowden303 27 күн бұрын
@@poe_slaw It's how your country is structured. When there is a natural disaster in the US then people panic buy water, and there are people on the side of the road selling it for 1000% markup, that's what happens.
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 27 күн бұрын
@@icantollie "We supply a substandard product, and demand you pay way too much for it!"
@Tony-yd1vx
@Tony-yd1vx 24 күн бұрын
It's a World Wide Suicide!
@buttah4943
@buttah4943 27 күн бұрын
" bet he could hear meehhh!?!?😂😂😂😂. I love, love, love that little girl. She's adorably angry.
@MrUgly-gb8nr
@MrUgly-gb8nr 24 күн бұрын
Bet that means????? Plz my mother tongue is not English...? May you please explain???
@tony2shanks
@tony2shanks 23 күн бұрын
@@MrUgly-gb8nr She was saying "I bet he can hear me!". It means she hopes he can hear that she is not happy with him.
@buttah4943
@buttah4943 23 күн бұрын
@MrUgly-gb8nr she was criticizing him and was basically saying she didn't care if he heard her. That's kinda what I inferred from it.
@flippert0
@flippert0 27 күн бұрын
"He only does bloody card. Stood there with my cash!" I can relate, little girl, I can relate.
@TheInkPitOx
@TheInkPitOx 27 күн бұрын
Isn't it usually the other way around?
@flippert0
@flippert0 27 күн бұрын
@@TheInkPitOx That's true, but I've seen both. And both is bad.
@edmundooliver7584
@edmundooliver7584 25 күн бұрын
@@TheInkPitOx no, they don't want to be rob, of cash.
@liselottehildegarde5367
@liselottehildegarde5367 20 күн бұрын
Children can't have cards and would have to ask their parents every single time they buy ice cream so children can't secretly buy ice cream or just buy for themselves. Who is the ice cream seller even gonna sell ice cream for then? Quite a lot of parents these days don't even want to buy their kids any sweets after all.
@thesigmasystems
@thesigmasystems 10 күн бұрын
bloody hell
@vickywitton1008
@vickywitton1008 27 күн бұрын
That girl is 100% right! £9 for 2 ice creams! What a rip off!
@zenmastermtl
@zenmastermtl 27 күн бұрын
And doesn't accept cash.
@jaquanpowell4605
@jaquanpowell4605 27 күн бұрын
$11.50 is a damn ripoff
@temporaladvisor3958
@temporaladvisor3958 27 күн бұрын
I predict this little hot shot calling out gross capitalism will go on to become a rip-roaring politician fighting for the little people.
@zBijs
@zBijs 27 күн бұрын
She was ready to pay them if they accepted cash. So, much for the "smart" girl.
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 27 күн бұрын
9 squid for two tiddlywinks. Oi that's a load of rubbish. Blimey. I don't know how to speak Bri'ish.
@liamspence6993
@liamspence6993 27 күн бұрын
That child basically sums up our entire culture in Britain "HOW BLOODY MUCH?"
@paulcalixte2223
@paulcalixte2223 22 күн бұрын
She'd go ballistic (and rightly so) at US stadium food prices
@liamspence6993
@liamspence6993 21 күн бұрын
@@paulcalixte2223 bloody hell the cost of a pint over that way will make your eyes pop out of your head 😂
@krox477
@krox477 21 күн бұрын
I've heard that british people are polite
@BrianGreene-rn9uz
@BrianGreene-rn9uz 21 күн бұрын
@@krox477 well until we are crossed then it all kicks off.
@liamspence6993
@liamspence6993 20 күн бұрын
@@krox477 externally yes, however if you spent just one minute in our brains you’d all realise we’re creatures driven by spite and contempt for our fellow man 😂
@WakandaBabe
@WakandaBabe 27 күн бұрын
It's the "Yeah, bet he can hear me!" Absolutely love her!
@mariabolt3881
@mariabolt3881 6 күн бұрын
It's when she says "He should know!" The sage wisdom of the ages!
@jasond.b-w
@jasond.b-w 28 күн бұрын
“Stood there with my cash!” fucking kills me because I had this experience just this evening on the bus. 😭😂 I hope she goes on to make waves.
@al0saif
@al0saif 27 күн бұрын
I think she pronounced it "stood there wiv my cash!!"
@imadkhachan5639
@imadkhachan5639 27 күн бұрын
Wiv me cash. 😂
@unvergebeneid
@unvergebeneid 27 күн бұрын
@@imadkhachan5639 KZbin lets me translate your comment into English. You might be surprised to hear that what you actually said was "Cash in marriage." Look I don't make the rules here.
@Belzedar
@Belzedar 27 күн бұрын
Ah, so that's what "little girls are made of sugar and spite" means.
@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407
@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407 27 күн бұрын
And her twin sister lets her do all the talking lol. She did try to chime in in the beginning before her sister went off and she just laughed with her mum
@MrSlanderer
@MrSlanderer 27 күн бұрын
That's the most adorable angry child I've ever seen...
@waryaawariiri1812
@waryaawariiri1812 27 күн бұрын
She looks exactly like a future true Karen. Even the gestures are a classic Karenism manner.
@EarlyRound
@EarlyRound 27 күн бұрын
If she decides to move across the pond I say we give her a place as the lead of the CFPB.
@UberLummox
@UberLummox 27 күн бұрын
Scary AF.
@icantollie
@icantollie 27 күн бұрын
Someone get her an internship with Elizabeth Warren
@anonymes2884
@anonymes2884 27 күн бұрын
It's the genuine affront I think. When adults rant we (usually) know that they know that they're going a bit over the top, all parties are self-aware and indulging themselves. This kid totally means it though. There's no guile there, nothing else going on - overpriced ice-cream is just a clear injustice in the world that _must_ be protested :).
@mariabolt3881
@mariabolt3881 22 күн бұрын
She's everything Northern Brits should be, open, honest, direct, to the point, polite - to a point and Funny!
@SPQSpartacus
@SPQSpartacus 27 күн бұрын
If that girl is not already booked for a lucrative ice cream commercial as we speak, marketing people have no idea what they are doing.
@Langron
@Langron 21 күн бұрын
scm girl, hasn;t worked a day in her life and you find this funny? she will turn into a cancer as an adult, just watch it
@ChristopherEggleton1975
@ChristopherEggleton1975 18 күн бұрын
Ninja commented on her TikTok page something like " Ninja Creami on it's way immediately". So, not quite a lucrative deal but i think Little girls will be made up with a free ice cream machine (if that's what that it).
@dvm007
@dvm007 5 күн бұрын
@@ChristopherEggleton1975ninja creamie ? That’s sus
@eco2geek.
@eco2geek. 27 күн бұрын
That kid complaining about the cost of ice cream definitely has a future as a politician.
@greenAbbot
@greenAbbot 27 күн бұрын
Nope. That kid was being honest about her position; let me know the last politician you saw doing THAT.
@bjoardar
@bjoardar 27 күн бұрын
@@greenAbbot As someone who lives in Scandinavia ... you have my pity, where ever you live.
@Chichi-ld1eo
@Chichi-ld1eo 27 күн бұрын
It worked for Clint Eastwood, when he ran for mayor of Carmel, California and won!
@radagastbrown9001
@radagastbrown9001 27 күн бұрын
Better politicians start with less ignorant voters.​@@greenAbbot
@zedmelon
@zedmelon 27 күн бұрын
​@@greenAbbot We can always hope. We've (the US) got a handful who seem to care about justice and prosperity for all more than personal greed or unquestioning party loyalty. Good ideas can spread--just hold out a little hope.
@user-mh7su3qi9b
@user-mh7su3qi9b 10 күн бұрын
Bet he can hear me 😂😂 No girl , The world is hearing you😂
@hurdygurdyguy1
@hurdygurdyguy1 27 күн бұрын
You scream I scream we all scream for ... Wait! What?! 9 POUNDS??!! BLOODY 'ELL!!!
@akisha2444
@akisha2444 23 күн бұрын
😂
@jenniferburgess9619
@jenniferburgess9619 7 күн бұрын
That "we all scream for Ice cream" is a real good horror short story. Cannot remember the series but it was an American show with different horror stories..Still the scariest thing is £9!!!!! What the #*@%*😮
@pr-ji1ni
@pr-ji1ni 27 күн бұрын
This girl could easily be any of my students in the NW of England. When I moved to Britain from America to work as a music teacher I had this silly idea that kids here would all be kinda posh and have "Hermione accents". First day on the job I discovered they were all like this little girl. The roughness, the feistiness, but also the massive heart they put into everything they say and do. Thank you for sharing this video. I'd always wanted to show my family and friends in the States how these kids are, but as a teacher you can't just whip out your phone and record them 😂
@luxpursuits
@luxpursuits 19 күн бұрын
Twins look like the real Hermione
@eddiel7635
@eddiel7635 18 күн бұрын
If you search educating Yorkshire on KZbin you might find some more. There was a series following a Yorkshire school a few years back. Probably on have the extreme clips on here though.
@giovanni6636
@giovanni6636 15 күн бұрын
Having read a lot of your fellow countryman’s replies to this, yours is the best. Absolutely beautiful
@A_friendwithoutbenefits
@A_friendwithoutbenefits 12 күн бұрын
You’re not alone, most Americans think Brits all have Hermione accents. In reality, very few Brits talk like that.
@user-fo9bv2mm1g
@user-fo9bv2mm1g 12 сағат бұрын
@@luxpursuits No, they don't.
@kirstygunn9149
@kirstygunn9149 27 күн бұрын
That little girl made me proud to be British 🇬🇧 she understands the value of money and knows when she is being ripped off. it gives me some hope for the future . Keep up the good work, sweetheart
@datgrrl5698
@datgrrl5698 27 күн бұрын
... english, nae British...nae Scottish, nae Welsh, bloody english...
@terryhunt2659
@terryhunt2659 27 күн бұрын
@@datgrrl5698 The Anglo-Saxon invasions were 1500 years ago. Get over it :-).
@merylstreep6278
@merylstreep6278 27 күн бұрын
I love how she's genuinely concerned about his business model. "He's gonna get nowhere with that!"
@TheMagicJIZZ
@TheMagicJIZZ 27 күн бұрын
​@@datgrrl5698its a British accent
@NoixNoir-gu4fd
@NoixNoir-gu4fd 27 күн бұрын
I heard the Anglo-Saxon invasion of yo daddy was last night Jk
@SusanBame
@SusanBame 27 күн бұрын
Give that lass a whiteboard and send her to Congress.
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 27 күн бұрын
Let her face-off with MTG in open session...
@mglenadel
@mglenadel 27 күн бұрын
She's Bri'ish, so to the House of Commons with 'er.
@vivianjones9749
@vivianjones9749 26 күн бұрын
@@caronstout354😅😅😅.
@kassiapencek6185
@kassiapencek6185 26 күн бұрын
😂👌👏👏👏
@primalconvoy
@primalconvoy 23 күн бұрын
We don't have a congress in the the UK.
@Dave_Andre
@Dave_Andre 11 күн бұрын
That "bet he can hear meh!" was just the cherry on top 😂
@user-dn4rx8ev3j
@user-dn4rx8ev3j 27 күн бұрын
That kid is brilliant! I watched it about ten times! Still can't get enough lol - that little one will go far
@baroncicala1934
@baroncicala1934 23 күн бұрын
She is just the daughter of a british Karen doing what her Karen mother does...
@kennyn1992
@kennyn1992 28 күн бұрын
£9 for ice cream on a hot day equals a bloody meltdown.
@jlt131
@jlt131 27 күн бұрын
@JasonC-ic3qd sorry dear, but if you're old enough to have been chasing ice cream trucks before there was internet, you've already entered midlife.
@jameskline3084
@jameskline3084 5 күн бұрын
Wasn't even a good ice cream it seems it was those cheap screwball ones with the gum in the bottom
@jarenagra2804
@jarenagra2804 3 күн бұрын
that's for 2 ice creams
@seliador
@seliador 27 күн бұрын
That kid has a great future ahead, probably as prime minister of the United Kingdom.
@FallenPhoenix86
@FallenPhoenix86 27 күн бұрын
Nope... she already has too much financial sensibility to qualify for the job.
@M0UAW_IO83
@M0UAW_IO83 27 күн бұрын
She's probably overqualified and more capable than the last half dozen, I'm kinda good with the idea
@ChrisH78
@ChrisH78 27 күн бұрын
Nah, she clearly cares about the economy which immediately rules her out of the running!
@JamesCalbraith
@JamesCalbraith 27 күн бұрын
Sadly she's too Northern for that. Shadow Chancellor at best.
@bluegold21
@bluegold21 27 күн бұрын
Conservative lobby groups would never give such a person an easy ride. No matter the efficacy of their arguments. The right-wing autocrats can't fight against such strong accents and personalities. The snobby right wing believes that one must be cordial and happy that the ice cream man's prices are promoting profit over quality or quantity. This star-kid is the complete opposite of what right-wing influencers and the Tory base want as a politician.
@Darknamja
@Darknamja 27 күн бұрын
That girl is a boss. 😂😂
@michaelkottler
@michaelkottler 24 күн бұрын
"Bloody well bad!" Her fully righteous and fervent indignation speaks for all confronted with injustice and is, IMHO, the best thing EVER.
@ttburn6338
@ttburn6338 27 күн бұрын
Young Lady, your constructive critics about the price of icecream made my day! Thank you!
@m.w.njoroge7438
@m.w.njoroge7438 24 күн бұрын
You're so right! Her critiques of modern capitalism's price-gouging and exclusionary, currency practices are so on point! An economist in the making!💸💳🔍🤓🇬🇧❤
@jalabi99
@jalabi99 27 күн бұрын
"Stood there with me cash!" took me all the way out
@Laura329
@Laura329 27 күн бұрын
That little girl is absolutely correct. 9 quid for 2 ice creams and he doesn't take cash? 🤣 Bloody joke! 🤣🤣
@70foolio
@70foolio 27 күн бұрын
I love the little girl from the UK she expressed my feelings exactly. Bloody hell. 🤑🍦🤯
@AnselmGidion
@AnselmGidion 27 күн бұрын
You are my one and only source for all my Microplastics In Testicles news, go on protecting all of us good Sir!
@theother1281
@theother1281 27 күн бұрын
It's too late for protection. We just need to learn to live with our plastic bits.
@jlt131
@jlt131 27 күн бұрын
i'm just over here wondering how the microplastic in the testicles are interacting with the weed killer in the testicles.
@AnselmGidion
@AnselmGidion 27 күн бұрын
@@jlt131 , no wonder the plants out back won't grow....
@NoixNoir-gu4fd
@NoixNoir-gu4fd 27 күн бұрын
Um, eww? And, huh? 😁
@susangreene9662
@susangreene9662 27 күн бұрын
"Yeah, bet he can hear me!" I love her!!
@vlogsnstufflikethat
@vlogsnstufflikethat 23 күн бұрын
"bet he can hear me!" is the funniest thing ive heard in months
@lemmyraisehell.8669
@lemmyraisehell.8669 23 күн бұрын
This little girl made me proud to be British. Now that's anger..😂😂
@jjsunshine
@jjsunshine 27 күн бұрын
C'mon Late Show, send those girls some of your ice cream.
@sbabymoney3204
@sbabymoney3204 27 күн бұрын
Some Americone Dream
@amberdragonis1932
@amberdragonis1932 26 күн бұрын
Brilliant
@luttman23
@luttman23 27 күн бұрын
Proper Lancashire Lass doing us proud xx
@copiousfool
@copiousfool 26 күн бұрын
That ain't Lancashire, she is as Yorkshire as you get.
@andreroswell1561
@andreroswell1561 26 күн бұрын
@@copiousfoolThese are Burnley lasses with Burnley accents.
@BadgerUKvideo
@BadgerUKvideo 20 күн бұрын
@@copiousfool Easy mistake to make. They're from close to the border of Yorkshire (about 10 miles).
@Stan_55UK
@Stan_55UK 20 күн бұрын
@@BadgerUKvideo I am from Lancashire (west) and wasn't sure myself, but turns out they are from Burnley.
@carlwoods4564
@carlwoods4564 17 күн бұрын
​@@copiousfool Townley park, Burnley, Lancashire, not Yorkshire.
@ohhappyday4868
@ohhappyday4868 21 күн бұрын
That little British girl is also gaining considerable popularity in South Korea now.
@johnellis3309
@johnellis3309 14 күн бұрын
If you look at the intensity of that child. You see why Great Britain has never been invaded
@michaeledmondson5100
@michaeledmondson5100 9 күн бұрын
Britain has been successfully invaded. The Normans did it in 1066, the Vikings many times before that and the Romans in 55 b.c..
@johnellis3309
@johnellis3309 9 күн бұрын
@@michaeledmondson5100 yeah but that was not Great Britain
@ffotograffydd
@ffotograffydd 4 күн бұрын
The UK has been invaded numerous times. 😂
@PeterJPickles
@PeterJPickles 3 күн бұрын
Try not to educate the unworthy ;)
@johnellis3309
@johnellis3309 3 күн бұрын
@@PeterJPickles well!!!
@kennedye2112
@kennedye2112 28 күн бұрын
I mean, she's not wrong; nine pounds for two ice creams does sound a little on the high side, chewing gum or no chewing gum.
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 27 күн бұрын
Yeah, that's $11.45 I can get a pack of gum and a small box of ice creams for that at the gas station and they are there 24/7, less than 5 min walk away, and they take cash lol
@Zak_How
@Zak_How 27 күн бұрын
Or I can get a whole gallon of ice cream for less than that.
@aturner488
@aturner488 27 күн бұрын
Fox news is blaming Biden 😂
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 27 күн бұрын
@@aturner488 even for her swearing and the fact that the prick only takes card (sorry, 9£ for 2 icecreams? Hes a prick)
@unvergebeneid
@unvergebeneid 27 күн бұрын
Millennials blame the economy for the fact that unlike generations before them, they can't afford a home anymore. Gen Alpha can't even afford a second ice cream anymore.
@birbluv9595
@birbluv9595 27 күн бұрын
That little British girl rocks! I hope she becomes Prime Minister someday.
@elizabethpowers7540
@elizabethpowers7540 26 күн бұрын
I used to work at a tourist mall & have said for decades said that English children are the world's best mannered. We now know what it takes to shatter that famous English reserve. Don't mess with a child's ice cream supply!
@billdoor3140
@billdoor3140 4 күн бұрын
Unfair treatment is what lights the fire. That ice cream van was trying to ripp her off. Thsr particularly ice cream is around £1 in uk. Asking for maybe double? You could get away with...but Asking for NINE times more? I have a feeling that ice cream van is selling errr "other products"..
@elizabethpowers7540
@elizabethpowers7540 4 күн бұрын
I see
@FilosophicalPharmer
@FilosophicalPharmer 27 күн бұрын
Oh, that sweet little Brit! She reminds me of the time my bubble gum went from 2 cents to 3 cents. That’s when I learned the word “inflation” …. In 1974.
@missg.5940
@missg.5940 27 күн бұрын
I remember 3 for a penny …l am old!
@NoixNoir-gu4fd
@NoixNoir-gu4fd 27 күн бұрын
Well, when I was little, I used to get 3 for a nickel. (PS they cost a nickel each at the time 😏😏💪)
@terriem3922
@terriem3922 27 күн бұрын
Little girl giving a heartfelt description of the ice cream truck business model. Disappointment! 😢❤ I burst out laughing throughout her speech
@charityquill4965
@charityquill4965 27 күн бұрын
Justified anger I'd say! What kind of ice cream truck only takes credit cards?
@icantollie
@icantollie 27 күн бұрын
I mean here in the U.S. it's common to find ice cream _shops_ that only take credit cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Samsung Wallet, Venmo, or CashApp, but not cash
@charityquill4965
@charityquill4965 27 күн бұрын
@@icantollie true, but being an ice cream truck, they should expect a solid 90% of their customers to be kids with wadded-up bills and coins they had stuffed into their piggy banks. Unless they got the Ritchie Rich lifestyle and can whip out credit cards for every little thing
@dod2304
@dod2304 27 күн бұрын
@@icantollie but those are not ice cream trucks are they? Parents frequently give children money (cash) to go buy ice cream from the ice cream truck. You mean we have to give them our credit cards now??? I am NOT in favor of that idea!
@NoixNoir-gu4fd
@NoixNoir-gu4fd 27 күн бұрын
Not cards, they are supposed to beep their phone to pay 😔 try to keep up
@MausMasher54
@MausMasher54 28 күн бұрын
That's the Future UK PM....
@3rdmm
@3rdmm 27 күн бұрын
You should be so lucky.
@gordonduffy476
@gordonduffy476 27 күн бұрын
She's already better than any PM in my lifetime
@rei-rei
@rei-rei 27 күн бұрын
@@gordonduffy476 which is saying a lot when you could be a toddler and there would still be plenty to choose from.
@keithgriffiths9864
@keithgriffiths9864 27 күн бұрын
Unfortunately we always end up with millionaire/ billionaire twerps😢
@flakeyjay
@flakeyjay 27 күн бұрын
Love this girls rant! So British..
@Coni2009
@Coni2009 27 күн бұрын
Burnley! I never thought I’d be watching a US programme and hear a Burnley accent. ❤
@nickchivers9029
@nickchivers9029 22 күн бұрын
Ah so that's what it is I thought it sounded Manc but not quite and I couldn't put my finger on it
@leavingitblank9363
@leavingitblank9363 14 күн бұрын
I realize the UK has a ridiculous number of accents, but you can pinpoint it down to a single CITY?!
@Coni2009
@Coni2009 14 күн бұрын
@@leavingitblank9363 I taught there for six years, it’s a very distinct accent.
@paulmcdonough1093
@paulmcdonough1093 13 күн бұрын
@@Coni2009 your wrong
@user-kt9xf2sm9z
@user-kt9xf2sm9z 6 күн бұрын
​@@paulmcdonough1093 No, he's quite correct, the little girl is most Certainly from East Lancashire :- ie - Burnley!!!
@RedDevil_Joe
@RedDevil_Joe 27 күн бұрын
In fairness, 9 quid for 2 ice creams is outrageous she’s not wrong 😂
@wolfmare50
@wolfmare50 27 күн бұрын
She would shine in acting. Just be yourself girl, always!❤
@mainefem8541
@mainefem8541 26 күн бұрын
They both perform in dance competitions (and win)!
@donnaarmstrong74
@donnaarmstrong74 20 күн бұрын
I absolutely LOVE this smart young girl's passion!! Keep protecting your money Princess!! You're going to be a great Lawyer in the future!! ❤😂
@marybdrake1472
@marybdrake1472 27 күн бұрын
That is the most adorable rant I have seen all year.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 28 күн бұрын
"Edging the front yard with his weed whacker" Give that writer one hundred million dollars.
@germantoenglish898
@germantoenglish898 27 күн бұрын
Wins double entendre of the interwebs for this week.
@gus.smedstad
@gus.smedstad 27 күн бұрын
Or two ice creams with chewing gum.
@zedmelon
@zedmelon 27 күн бұрын
​@@germantoenglish898 Hell, that's at least a _triple_ entendre.
@TyphinHoofbun
@TyphinHoofbun 27 күн бұрын
You're not gonna get any weedkiller out if you're just edging, though. ^_~
@MaNameizJeff
@MaNameizJeff 27 күн бұрын
Honestly a huge win for the writer because I don't think steven knew what he was saying.
@deelee1569
@deelee1569 27 күн бұрын
"nine quid!!!" Got-damn, she's epic😂
@falconeyes9668
@falconeyes9668 27 күн бұрын
That little British girl is HILARIOUS!!! 🤣
@MizuMing
@MizuMing 27 күн бұрын
How is McDonald's supposed to give people new McFlurries when their ice cream machines are always broken?
@bonnirhr3580
@bonnirhr3580 27 күн бұрын
Love the British young lady with the attitude. One of the youngest with reasoning skills these days...
@OzzyInSpace
@OzzyInSpace 27 күн бұрын
We need that UK kid on the show, ranting about anything and everything.
@witchypoorose5196
@witchypoorose5196 22 күн бұрын
😂🤣 That kid is hilarious! "Yeah, bet he can hear me!!"
@atklm1
@atklm1 27 күн бұрын
So funny how the twin girls started to speak with exact same words like their minds were linked "Sooo..."
@campfire_cat
@campfire_cat 27 күн бұрын
9 quid? That's a little over 11 dollars! Who's charging that much for ice cream?!
@Elwaves2925
@Elwaves2925 27 күн бұрын
Rip off merchants in ice cream vans. They've always been more expensive because it saves folks from going to the shop as the vans often stop in your street. Ice cream is cheaper in the shops.
@campfire_cat
@campfire_cat 27 күн бұрын
@@Elwaves2925 I knew the ice cream man was up to something 😑
@jajabez8379
@jajabez8379 27 күн бұрын
@@Elwaves2925 To be fair, as the plaintiff clearly stated in her testimony, the one that comes down her street charges between £1 and change and £2 for the same product.
@malavoy1
@malavoy1 27 күн бұрын
@@jajabez8379 Must be an American owned truck cause that sounds like American prices. (the one she's complaining about not the cheaper one.)
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 27 күн бұрын
its all the petrol cost.
@unvergebeneid
@unvergebeneid 27 күн бұрын
When she says "one that comes on my street", I would usually interpret the "my street" as "the street I live on." But with her I involuntarily interpret it as "the street that I bloody own!"
@HDC50-ez5xl
@HDC50-ez5xl 27 күн бұрын
Oh girl Baby girl... you tell them. 9 quid for 2 ice cream bars is a rip off AND he dint take cash. That's atrocious!
@zeero62
@zeero62 27 күн бұрын
That little girl has been all over the internet the past week or so. Her indignation is genuine and justified. I know some Brits find the use of the word "bloody" as obscene; as an American I'm not sure why.
@AdrianColley
@AdrianColley 27 күн бұрын
It's because it was widely (but mistakenly) believed to be either a blasphemous reference to "God's blood" or a corruption of "by Our Lady".
@dod2304
@dod2304 27 күн бұрын
@@AdrianColley and now it's somehow associated with menstrual blood, yes? That's what I was told?
@XiaoGuanYin104
@XiaoGuanYin104 25 күн бұрын
​@@dod2304no.
@user-zr6ee6lb9m
@user-zr6ee6lb9m 23 күн бұрын
None of us do?! Maybe 0.000000000001% of people. Its the least offensive swear word we have
@EdwardLindon
@EdwardLindon 22 күн бұрын
It's certainly not obscene. It might sound indecorous to some, possibly because children, especially little girls, are by conventional thinking not supposed to feel or express strong emotions, certainly not righteous, vitriolic indignation. It's weird, I speak about as blue as it is possible to get in my daily life, but it still always shocks and surprises me when I hear American children say "pissed" to mean angry.
@evanhughes7609
@evanhughes7609 27 күн бұрын
Let this be a lesson to all would-be ice cream profiteers; DON"T F**K WITH LANCASHIRE.
@KMartin-jf5kw
@KMartin-jf5kw 21 күн бұрын
As Yorkshire found out several centuries ago...
@aggy5372
@aggy5372 27 күн бұрын
since people actually care about their testicles, maybe we'll finally get some regulations done about all these pollutants in our society
@injunsun
@injunsun 27 күн бұрын
Nope. A few years ago, one of my knee-jerk Republican cousins, the one who knows all the talking points, simply told me, "Who cares? We don't even know if microplastics cause any harm. Have you heard of any harm they cause?" I mentioned the studies I was talking about, where it was impairing reproduction in some wildlife. "But we don't know it causes harm in humans." He was also the same one (with his PhD in Lawn Care for golf courses, I shit you not) who told me Round-Up was not a carcinogen, after studies proved it to be so. He is always ready to deny any form of science, apparently to prove how smart he is, to not follow the herd (of people who understand science). Until we can overcome Republican opposition to GOOD, well-funded, and fulsome public education, to eradicate all this ignorance and false pride in bullshit, our nation will continue to languish in the filth of the ignorant and pridefully stupid.
@xcwarrior
@xcwarrior 27 күн бұрын
LOL this is America. 75% of people do not give a damn about their health.
@paulas_lens
@paulas_lens 27 күн бұрын
No studies were done on ovaries because they always just study men, maybe in fifty years the researchers will look at the whole picture.
@bluegold21
@bluegold21 27 күн бұрын
Tbf the pollutants aren't 'just' in society. Wealthy society has caused the 'world' to be polluted. Microplastics, as big an issue as they are, are actually the least of our pollution problems. Global cancer rates have doubled over the past 40 years because tens of millions of tonnes of carcinogenic waste products have been dumped into riverways and the oceans by American companies alone. For example ( one example out of literally ten thousand ), a by-product of Teflon is even more toxic than asbestos and yet it has been found in 80% of Asian blood samples. Clearly, this one product is a global catastrophe yet those who dump it are still protected by corporate-mandated law. That is all thanks to corporate lobbying ergo special interests; the people who can afford to bathe in pure spring water. This sort of corruption you would hear only in historical stories and people assume it is all in the past. But far from it. Things are worse now than they ever were. All thanks to the petrochemical company's greed and the corrupt conservative politicians in their pockets. Thank you for reading my rant.📢💚🌍🌎🌏#juststopoil #XR
@TheMulToyVerse
@TheMulToyVerse 27 күн бұрын
Excuse me, but it’s obviously a sign of evolution Humans are destined to evolve into LEGO people, therefore becoming immune to all illness as well as nearly indestructible
@FrisbeeGorbeh
@FrisbeeGorbeh 27 күн бұрын
I chuckled so much at that child's reaction to the pricey ice cream. If I have a bad day, I'm playing that video for myself
@BrotherDog
@BrotherDog 27 күн бұрын
That little girl should be the one to moderate the debates.
@Wordavee1
@Wordavee1 27 күн бұрын
An icecream seller only taking cards!?!?
@EebstertheGreat
@EebstertheGreat 27 күн бұрын
The UK is almost cashless at this point. A majority of people make less than one cash transaction per week.
@samnelson2343
@samnelson2343 27 күн бұрын
​@@EebstertheGreatwhich is truly a dark direction to go in.
@Toadcola
@Toadcola 27 күн бұрын
‘E should NNOOO!
@vickywitton1008
@vickywitton1008 27 күн бұрын
Yes, that is true of most now
@Ater_Draco
@Ater_Draco 27 күн бұрын
From the price, and the card only, it's probably a wanky "posh" ice cream seller. Not a bog standard ice cream van. Most places in the UK take either cash only, or card and cash. Take no notice of hyperbolic henries who say we're a cashless society.
@77Creation
@77Creation 27 күн бұрын
That English girl is ‘bout that life. 😂
@user-wb6xs6jv9l
@user-wb6xs6jv9l 27 күн бұрын
He should know he ain't going anywhere with that... Ice cream man should close business😂
@jacquesm6847
@jacquesm6847 23 күн бұрын
Lol 🤣😂🤣 I love her spunk lol 🤣😂🤣 “ I bet he can hear me “… lol 🤣😂🤣
@davebrown9707
@davebrown9707 21 күн бұрын
Excuse me!
@hartubmoses6645
@hartubmoses6645 27 күн бұрын
Loved that little girl from the UK.
@datgrrl5698
@datgrrl5698 27 күн бұрын
She's english...
@maodmifcnr
@maodmifcnr 27 күн бұрын
@@datgrrl5698So she is from the UK what’s your point?
@jackhughman4398
@jackhughman4398 27 күн бұрын
@@maodmifcnr SNP vibes
@bikeyspice
@bikeyspice 25 күн бұрын
​@@datgrrl5698England is one of the countries that make up the UK
@BadgerUKvideo
@BadgerUKvideo 20 күн бұрын
@@datgrrl5698 I've seen you in multiple threads. Have you ever looked a map? I'm guessing your Scottish from your use of Scots in other threads. You're from the UK/ Britain. Go down the M74 and have a look at the gigantic sign near Gretna. Or stand at the coast on the western edge of Galloway and have a look at that land mass across the sea. You're in Britain mate.
@viral_suppressor4154
@viral_suppressor4154 27 күн бұрын
That girl is gangsta. 😅
@NoixNoir-gu4fd
@NoixNoir-gu4fd 27 күн бұрын
This was a white thread and u ruined it bruh 😅
@TheCatBilbo
@TheCatBilbo 27 күн бұрын
Ice Cream Gate - Marnie and Mylah, from Burnley in Lancashire, North West England. That accent is unmistakable!
@dianas-space
@dianas-space 19 күн бұрын
delete personal info, mate
@richarddelconnor
@richarddelconnor 27 күн бұрын
I quit college in 1974 while studying plastics at San Diego State University and realized that the world was going to be consuming plastics anytime they used them. I’ve spent 50 years warning people.
@marksnyder8022
@marksnyder8022 27 күн бұрын
I think we just saw the UK's PM in the 2050s.
@NoixNoir-gu4fd
@NoixNoir-gu4fd 27 күн бұрын
As if the UK will still exist in the 2050s
@Ari-pw6nu
@Ari-pw6nu 27 күн бұрын
I phuckin love that little Brit. Phuckin hell, man!😂
@JadedMax
@JadedMax 27 күн бұрын
"So!" In unison.
@mariapapademetriou6169
@mariapapademetriou6169 27 күн бұрын
My little heroine ! You go girl…and her standing there with her bleeding cash !❤️
@alphaownsyou
@alphaownsyou 27 күн бұрын
Mini Peaky Blinders 🤣🤣
@davebrown9707
@davebrown9707 21 күн бұрын
With a completely different accent
@TruthTeller977
@TruthTeller977 27 күн бұрын
Her maturity, and language, belies her age 😊
@stanko51
@stanko51 27 күн бұрын
Subtitling that little girl is savage 😂
@mb-3faze
@mb-3faze 27 күн бұрын
... but necessary :)
@junii741
@junii741 27 күн бұрын
😂😂
@davebrown9707
@davebrown9707 21 күн бұрын
​@@mb-3fazeonly because Americans are so insular and weird the rest of the English speaking world understands her
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 28 күн бұрын
"There's a great future in plastics. Think about it. Will you think about it?" -- The Graduate
@yaowsers77
@yaowsers77 27 күн бұрын
you know, i really love the brits! and this kid is on point! you go, girl! i hope this is going viral!
@stevelufc64
@stevelufc64 9 күн бұрын
Got to love the northern English accent and attitude this girl is a little Rottweiler 🤣🤣🤣
@alitabooger8664
@alitabooger8664 27 күн бұрын
That kid is the future Prime Minister
@matteodemattia
@matteodemattia 27 күн бұрын
no chance. She is too smart.
@thebagelsproductions
@thebagelsproductions 27 күн бұрын
That wee girl is hilarious 😂
@delitedbylyfe
@delitedbylyfe 12 күн бұрын
Fearless lass🙌🏾 “bet he can hear me”🤣 bloody ell! She is my new hero!
@rogerss6745
@rogerss6745 20 күн бұрын
Bet he can hear me'😂😂 gotme😂😂
@dkayflowers79
@dkayflowers79 28 күн бұрын
....and dont forget the gramma Icemints. You know that green looking emerald candy that clears your sinuses and extra minty 😂
@Missunderstood103
@Missunderstood103 27 күн бұрын
Werthers, butter mints, Jordan Almonds & ribbon candy.(all the candy in the dishes at my Grans.)
@Garth2the2ndpower
@Garth2the2ndpower 27 күн бұрын
And it has to be the ones that fell to the bottom of the purse, covered in the dirt and lint that gathers there.
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 27 күн бұрын
The little strawberry candies wrapped in wrappers that are printed to look like strawberries.
@NoixNoir-gu4fd
@NoixNoir-gu4fd 27 күн бұрын
It's much more of an aqua, I wouldn't call those emerald at all
@Warlock_UK
@Warlock_UK 27 күн бұрын
The kids in Burnley don't F about. :D
@markgaede9565
@markgaede9565 27 күн бұрын
Get that child on the show
@dm-heart
@dm-heart 27 күн бұрын
3:17 you tell that ice cream man!🎉 You go, girl! Talk about price gouging! AND that’s way too expensive for parents & their kids!
@TheDanishGuyReviews
@TheDanishGuyReviews 27 күн бұрын
I saw the little girl's video without sound at first, and I could still hear the accent.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 28 күн бұрын
That kid needs a podcast about inflation.
@emeraldforcier14
@emeraldforcier14 27 күн бұрын
I never rewatch these segments, but that little English girl is the bomb!
@primalconvoy
@primalconvoy 23 күн бұрын
BRITISH girl.
@user-zr6ee6lb9m
@user-zr6ee6lb9m 23 күн бұрын
​​@@primalconvoyshe's English. England is in Britain
@ChristopherEggleton1975
@ChristopherEggleton1975 18 күн бұрын
You're both right on this occasion. Calm down lol
@spencer3483
@spencer3483 17 күн бұрын
@@primalconvoynorthern England 😊👍🏻
@alansmithee8831
@alansmithee8831 2 күн бұрын
​@@primalconvoy Being from northern England, many here say they feel British not English and identify more with Welsh and Scots rather than what they would consider rich, posh southerners in England. They hate the idea the UK would break up, still thinking that together they would be better able to stop all investment going to London. That is until the football starts.
@andypandy9013
@andypandy9013 27 күн бұрын
Speaking as a Brit I am bloody proud of her! Good on ya girly!!! 🙂
@laurenalexander4438
@laurenalexander4438 28 күн бұрын
"Do your part, and recycle your testicles" ...currently talking to surgeons and getting letters about that.
@TheThirdDaySH
@TheThirdDaySH 27 күн бұрын
Doin' God's work. 🙏
@quentinmcwimberton6797
@quentinmcwimberton6797 27 күн бұрын
I too shall talk to my surgeon if it's possible to separate them into their proper components for the biological waste and the plastic waste.
@obi-ron
@obi-ron 27 күн бұрын
It doesn't matter how much plastic is involved, I think mine have passed their sell-by date 😅😅😅
@NoixNoir-gu4fd
@NoixNoir-gu4fd 27 күн бұрын
🤨 no surgeon would be humble enough to take the time to write a letter to a civilian
@acmelka
@acmelka 27 күн бұрын
That is an old lady w good skincare yelling about the ice cream
@NoixNoir-gu4fd
@NoixNoir-gu4fd 27 күн бұрын
If the character from 'Orphan' was British instead of Russian ☠️
@gabrielplattes6253
@gabrielplattes6253 24 күн бұрын
The sass, wonderful! That righteous girl hit the nail on the head, & her friend was in complete agreement! ✌😄
@DS-uy6jw
@DS-uy6jw 6 күн бұрын
Her twin sister :)
@nickrobinson8339
@nickrobinson8339 16 күн бұрын
Word has it that our British Special Forces have already approached her to see if she would like to become a new RSM (Regimental Sergeant Major) in the British Special Air Service. Word also has it that the troopers are beginning to quit en masse through sheer fear of what is coming their way.
@scapegoatiscariot2767
@scapegoatiscariot2767 27 күн бұрын
Omg, that girl. My heart, my heart.❤😂 baby, we need to organize😂.
@bikeyspice
@bikeyspice 25 күн бұрын
I just feel gutted that the actual encounter wirh the ice cream truck wasn't recorded also. Bet he's had to take the week off work to recover from the bashing 😂
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