The people who make $700 an hour have convinced the people who make $25 an hour that the problem is the people who make $7.50 an hour.
@PatriceJoseyАй бұрын
At this moment, it is crucial for individuals to prioritize investing in alternative streams of income that are not reliant on the government, particularly with the existing worldwide economic crisis. This approach is key to securing financial independence and preparing for an early retirement.
@Daisygoddard-j7lАй бұрын
I just looked her up on the internet and found her webpage with her credentials. I wrote her a outlining my financial objectives
@Evelynribeiro-y2nАй бұрын
Thank you for this tip. it was easy to find your coach. and I conducted thorough research on her credentials before scheduling a call with her
@Voice-fs2qlАй бұрын
Yeah it’s a deeper issue if you tax the rich more they are the CEOs of the US, they make sure they don’t lose money they take it from the employees, less benefits, no 401k etc.
@AsiralcEarthАй бұрын
AGREED.
@1organgrinder2 ай бұрын
Colbert is on FIRE!!!!!!!
@johnra-s5d2 ай бұрын
All of his effort was pointless, Thats what makes him angry
@grmpEqweer2 ай бұрын
@@johnra-s5d same, I guess.
@John_W_SmokesJR2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@misterwallace34792 ай бұрын
His ratings say otherwise.
@schuylaars_sesh2 ай бұрын
W3rd
@jasongonzalez99232 ай бұрын
I remember hearing many years ago, "No One Is Above The Law", I'm both worried and pissed off about the direction we are headed.
@grmpEqweer2 ай бұрын
...No one is supposed to be above the law, but the very wealthy write the law.
@lenawagenfuehr532 ай бұрын
The fact that Trump was never prosecuted for January 6th has to be the first clue that justice is dead in USA
@Tiffany12ification2 ай бұрын
I am scared to death . I live in San Jose ,California . Mass deportation here will be horrific. I like good people and don’t care who/ whom they are !
@jillmortlock84392 ай бұрын
How are you not terrified???
@John_W_SmokesJR2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@tracyj28862 ай бұрын
“I inoculate myself” Same realm as “I declassified them myself, in my brain”🎉
@julie-elizabethmack95022 ай бұрын
Thank you for helping me through all this. I just can't stop screaming.
@Dizinii2 ай бұрын
I want to start drinking. But i wont.
@loveyouallforeva2 ай бұрын
You have no 12 blame but the democrats.. Your sanctimonio self righteous b s just bit you in the ass have fun the next four years. And grow up
@loveyouallforeva2 ай бұрын
Maybe you need to stop screaming and take a good look at yourself and the rest of the liberals are why you lost.. thanks
@catherinemckeown27462 ай бұрын
Your teachers never made you reread your work, did they? That shouldn't be one whole sentence. Go back to school before you vote again please.
@marynurse35022 ай бұрын
@@loveyouallforevawe lost because this country is steeped in misogyny and ignorance.
@MrLoveandKindness2 ай бұрын
I know I wont make it four years without you Stephen. You make it easier to laugh at all this nonsense instead of cry.
@John_W_SmokesJR2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@cuyhater2 ай бұрын
I prefer to think I won't make it four years, period. I've had enough.
@kevinfry18502 ай бұрын
Imagine thinking Colbert 2024 is funny. He hasn’t been funny since Comedy Central. Network cuck.
@smoothrocky18472 ай бұрын
The ‘nonse’nse might find a way to cancel the show and that’s not the worst case scenario…
@MrLoveandKindness2 ай бұрын
We'll get through this guys. Love always triumphs over hate in the end💪❤
@winnienourse54922 ай бұрын
GOD Bless your Mother Stephen...she did a good thing for the world.
@John_W_SmokesJR2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@Seigensi2 ай бұрын
well, if you imagine god blessed her then it's true, if you don't he didn't. That's how imagination and reality interact with each other, obviously. No wonder america is so stupid, religion.
@LucyWalusiak2 ай бұрын
This only shows that you get better with time.
@vaniprod2 ай бұрын
Dark Colbert is my new favourite flavour!!!!
@davidbabkoff29852 ай бұрын
Butthurt Colbert
@GodsNuclearICBM2 ай бұрын
@@davidbabkoff2985Interestingly enough, Dark Butthurt Colbert is OP's favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor. 🍦💩😁
@judebastien2 ай бұрын
Yes...Garland is a Schmuck. I blame him for not moving sooner to get rid if this monster.
@margaretmarshall36452 ай бұрын
He should have been impeached long before Garland was appointed. I blame Mitch McConnell!
@Slo-ryde2 ай бұрын
@@margaretmarshall3645Mitch is a fellow snake. Garland was supposed to defend the people and the USC, so he failed even worse.
@JKFlaker2 ай бұрын
@@margaretmarshall3645💯
@breestackss2 ай бұрын
@@Slo-ryde Yes, big time....weak, meek and scared azz Garland!!! Mitch is a snake with a turtle face!
@thesoundsmith2 ай бұрын
I blame Matthew Crooks... But FIRST i blame Fred Trump for not believing in abortion...
@ReadMoreHistory-v9u2 ай бұрын
“Authoritarianism is not about the Rule of Law, but rule by the lawless.” -Ruth Ben Ghiat
@John_W_SmokesJR2 ай бұрын
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩☆۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 🇺🇸 ★HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP 🇺🇸▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩☆۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
@Mark_Brooks2 ай бұрын
@@John_W_SmokesJR Calm down, Gomer. He hates your guts.
@Fluenzo2 ай бұрын
👃🏼
@JanMorsø2 ай бұрын
@@John_W_SmokesJR ah, yes, _Queen Mussolini_ of maga's hive
@John_W_SmokesJR2 ай бұрын
@@JanMorsø TRUMP WON!! FOUR YEARS OF TDS COPE FOR YOU!!! RED WAVE!!!
@virginiamoss70452 ай бұрын
I noticed the fire place; it's gas and is usually on low, flickering away more naturally. That the gas was turned all the way up for the exchange was brilliant.
@DJWillyGMPLS2 ай бұрын
The government you elect is the government you deserve, nice job folks. I have never been so disgusted with my country in my entire life.
@mystonygh52 ай бұрын
Agreed! I'm 69 and looking to move out. It won't be easy but I am physically ill over what's coming!
@sandrastrawn60032 ай бұрын
Agree
@ThatDudeCalled2 ай бұрын
We need some more progressive folks here in canada! Get citizenship quick coz we need your vote! Ive been feeling the political tide changing and Im terrified our next election will be something similar to what happened to the US.. Especially given the result in the US has emboldened these fuckers to try and bring the same shit to Canada..
@reivah2 ай бұрын
you are welcome to leave
@glitchsister2 ай бұрын
you're giving dj's a bad name if you blame the working class before you blame those in power. go spin your off-beat chatter elsewhere you gooner
@siobob12 ай бұрын
Great to see Colbert come alive tonight. He's been a basket case since the election. We need you buddy.
@IngridKirsten-d9g2 ай бұрын
There is a very real possibility that Trump will put him in jail next year. He is being very brave
@mrj49902 ай бұрын
You sound so victimized and delusional. Needing a late night talk show host reading a teleprompter is what's going to help you?😭🤣
@drfunkinstein12 ай бұрын
@@mrj4990 Not to mention the fact that Kamala's appearance on his show was the big tipping point where Trump gained a huge insurmountable lead on prediction sites. Colbert must feel awful for that cringy trainwreck of an interview that completely destroyed her chances of winning.
@veritasaequitas98752 ай бұрын
He's a corporate shill who talks a load of sugar, honey, ice tea for a living and you l0sers just lap it up.
@Shrike19882 ай бұрын
@@siobob1 he's more deranged than ever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vanessawhitneypro2 ай бұрын
Thank You, Stephen & Crew.
@ricksomeone81662 ай бұрын
Don't forget to shave your head
@rosemimi9732 ай бұрын
@@ricksomeone8166 you go first.
@dutchberean2804Ай бұрын
@@rosemimi973 Sick burn!
@LucyWalusiak2 ай бұрын
This was so good. I will laugh myself out of this friggin oven into which I have stuck my head. No disrespect meant to those who were actually herded, by a man upon whom the new President is modeling his next 4 years. Stephen you are the absolute light in a very dark and ominous time.
@dutchberean2804Ай бұрын
Are you crazy? Honestly.
@LucyWalusiakАй бұрын
@@dutchberean2804 What is wrong with you? Stephen was on fire.
@neojon4871Ай бұрын
People who still watch this s*** are simply stupid
@Starryeyed20242 ай бұрын
It’s not a cabinet, it’s a junk drawer 🗑️
@mumlee48072 ай бұрын
I LOVE this comment!! So true! 🤣👍
@TB-zf7we2 ай бұрын
That's good but I don't know whether to😅 or 😢
@greendragon40582 ай бұрын
That is such a great comment I love it so much
@DSAK552 ай бұрын
a dumpster
@lyellclare93652 ай бұрын
Yes , a very dangerous junk drawer.
@whcnoland092 ай бұрын
I've asked it once, I'll ask it a million times: If a single PENDING felony charge can keep you from getting insurance, how does 30+ GUILTY felony verdicts not make you unfit to run for president?
@lenawagenfuehr532 ай бұрын
Ain't no law against it
@MarliesJansen2 ай бұрын
I guess the Founding Fathers couldn't imagine that such a clause would be needed in the future. It seems far fetched that the American people would elect a convicted fellon, but here we are.
@TheUluxian2 ай бұрын
@@MarliesJansen The Founding Fathers never conceived of someone having such low moral character, and they were SLAVE OWNERS!! Let that sink in for a minute...
@Chupicron2 ай бұрын
The reason being convicted of crimes doesn't disqualify you from the presidency is a... Sort of "optimistic" look at America's rebellious past and how sometimes people fighting for justice get branded a criminal by corrupt states. Not that Trump is anything but the most corrupt politician in American history, with policies that are all just... Objectively either stupid or evil, often both, and a benefit to nobody.
@joshuaohuka77192 ай бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 that's the problem moron...!
@Lepidopterous.2 ай бұрын
I’m already exhausted at the thought of 4 more years of this.
@Sonomacats2 ай бұрын
It's going to a lot more than 4 years. Now that the senile orange is king, he's never going to leave.
@sojotruth1802 ай бұрын
I know, we really was looking forward to not ever hearing his name or him speak again, but mis fortune turned it's ugly head.
@kneau2 ай бұрын
@@Sonomacats at the very least, there is real threat that the SCOTUS declares the constitution does not specify consecutive or nonconsecutive terms.
@TheOffkilter2 ай бұрын
With luck its only 4, the man has already hinted at a 3rd term.
@mandyharewood8862 ай бұрын
As a person from a non-white, non-Western country, I'm having a cackle a minute. This is the end of your empire!
@KewljeanАй бұрын
Stephen- we love you! And NEED you! May you and your family be blessed abundantly this Holiday Season and beyond!
@MichaelChengSanJose2 ай бұрын
Oh gaaaaahd, at this rate, I’ll be thankful if Stephen can stay on the air through the entire upcoming fiasco. I don’t think I can stare down this raging sewer pit fire for four years alone.
@RedHeatedStepChild2 ай бұрын
😂😂 the TDS is strong with this one
@GusMcGuire2 ай бұрын
@@RedHeatedStepChild I think the only TDS here, mate, is you thinking Trump will be a good POTUS.
@MichaelChengSanJose2 ай бұрын
That’s what all the morons say. Always the same stupid comment. @@RedHeatedStepChild
@Gee2deDubya2 ай бұрын
@@RedHeatedStepChildKinda like stalker syndrome is yours, lol? I realize you prefer rapey, creepy stalker pervs for president and government, but must you emulate them as well? Normal people find predatory behavior weird, just so you know.
@RobertJohnson-bj5lk2 ай бұрын
Are we really delusional enough to believe that the 1st Amendment will survive the next 4 years. The first people that the MAGA Cult Mob will be coming for is the “Fake News” and all the talk show hosts. Does anyone actually think that Jeffrey Epstein offed himself???
@jeebusyaweirdo37332 ай бұрын
Stephen, you have been there since I first got into politics. Your show on Comedy Central, Colbert Report, is what started getting me into politics. Now here we are at the possible end of it all, and I am honored to still be listening to you talk about politics.
@margaretroseallenanciola69942 ай бұрын
DITTO
@jeebusyaweirdo37332 ай бұрын
@@margaretroseallenanciola6994 hugs, we’re not done fighting yet dear.
@susanhawkes25192 ай бұрын
Definitely the end of it all. That Project 2025 is the 9th edition. It started under Ed Meese in the Reagan years.
@arellatikvah2 ай бұрын
@@susanhawkes2519Finally someone else who understands how long they've been waiting and scheming to turn the USA into Theocratic fadcist dictatorship. Reagan dismantling the Fairness Doctrine for Faux news and others the ability to make America dumb. I've watched my entire life the republicans go down this path and now all have to say to people who doubted me is "I told you so!" Our Democracy is on it's death bed and chaos is going to reign.
@richierugs65442 ай бұрын
we wont recover from this, like ever
@grmpEqweer2 ай бұрын
No, probably not ever.
@wgooetrik2 ай бұрын
Probably 60 years lost
@IAMJEFFREY-cw9ns2 ай бұрын
Speak for yourself🤡 Trump won a landslide😀
@00SmileTime002 ай бұрын
There are people alive today who remember Jim Crow. This is not even the worst it's been in living memory. Have a little perspective.
@artor91752 ай бұрын
We still haven't recovered from the Civil War, and it's been a century and a half. The nation won't last nearly that long.
@DI-yx4it2 ай бұрын
HELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!! Seriously world WTF has happened to this country?
@TradeThiefАй бұрын
People like you who watch talk shows like this get to vote, that's what happened. Thankfully America woke up enough and elected someone who makes sense, and that is Trump, so scream and cry, I love watching the compilations of lefties going insane over the greatest victory in the history of this country.
@petakarini7567Ай бұрын
One word,.Democrats,..
@MorganBondelidАй бұрын
sadly, there is a global rise in fascism and all of the hierarchical 🐂💩 (kyriarchy) the pendulum has swung too far. it will readjust sometime, but it's not gonna be pretty. anywhere.
@Kaaxe2 ай бұрын
Every day I have to hear/read something about US politics and it just incinerates my sanity year after year.
@dvbath2 ай бұрын
Here, have a tissue....
@charlenemack70402 ай бұрын
@@dvbath🤧
@justanotheryoutubechannel31022 ай бұрын
TESTS IT! You're sane, it's the world that's gone crazy!
@melonchilisauce42192 ай бұрын
And the really funny part is that no american gives a shit about your country's politics
@shermanculbertson62442 ай бұрын
I knew the second time around would be bad, but I never dreamed it would be this bad.
@jeff-mh7lc2 ай бұрын
And it hasn't even started yet
@Carlton_Banda2 ай бұрын
He has nothing to lose.
@RevLeigh552 ай бұрын
@@Carlton_BandaBut we all have A LOT to lose!
@Tuturial4642 ай бұрын
@@Carlton_Bandaexcept his legacy. Oh who am I kidding, more like the GOP
@greendragon40582 ай бұрын
He has a new start all those charges disappear under his leadership
@Tadicuslegion782 ай бұрын
To all the Trump voters whining about Matt Gaetz being asked to be AG, YOU wanted this.
@davesloat90062 ай бұрын
Are you kidding? They all love that POS…
@grmpEqweer2 ай бұрын
Funny that QAnon people probably aren't upset. But it never was about child trafficking.
@alexvaraderey2 ай бұрын
Breaking News - Gaetz resigned from Congress this afternoon. Two days before his ethics hearing. Now that he knows that he's getting AG. Wow.
@ClauTo-oh5qu2 ай бұрын
America is a mentally ill/sick country now. America is really garbage.
@CSqrdX2 ай бұрын
@@Solace-ow1iwyou are the RINOs.
@rondeaver86432 ай бұрын
Thank you so much. We owe you.
@elisaa99812 ай бұрын
An AG who is not only under investigation but also a lawyer who once got disbarred in his own state.
@bcshelby49262 ай бұрын
..nominated by a convicted felon relon who will never see the inside of a jail sell Interesting some states ban felons and ex felons from voting yet for some twisted reason, a felon can be president Yep, idiocracy.
@oragamiowl50312 ай бұрын
Yeah for sleeping with a 17 year old. 🤢
@pm66932 ай бұрын
Sadly, not quite the case. He was suspended by the Florida bar due to unpaid fees and, unfortunately, reinstated after the fees were paid. A fee that was considerably less than he is allegedly supposed to have paid for female companionship.....
@elisaa99812 ай бұрын
@pm6693 OK. I'm going to amend the comment. Thank you for the correction, it's much appreciated. I apologize for not having my facts straight from the beginning.
@HarryNicNicholas2 ай бұрын
so MAGA wants to get rid of immigrant criminals, but is fine with domestic criminals?
@MrMarquestor2 ай бұрын
WOW! I don't believe I've ever seen Stephen so very worked up for virtually a full monolog like this. And I sure as hell don't blame him!
@John_W_SmokesJR2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@amyzanlungo5562 ай бұрын
He was fired up for sure!
@chrispage61982 ай бұрын
This comment is why I came here! This is more horrible than I was expecting a year from now. I don't know how this country can survive 4 years of this dipshit!
@JC-tp5lz2 ай бұрын
@@amyzanlungo556 As we all should be. Trump's appointments today, show what great danger we're in. 😕
@chr3452 ай бұрын
We're in serious trouble!!!!!
@whosaysthiscantbefun2 ай бұрын
Best show since the election. Don't play nice Stephen, nice to have you back and mad
@dianecotter10672 ай бұрын
Yes- maintain the rage!!!
@jordancoull13582 ай бұрын
Your rage makes me so incredible happy. 🎉❤
@stormhawk42772 ай бұрын
@@dianecotter1067Rage. Rage against the dying of the light.
@JoyDVshop2 ай бұрын
that says more about you than us. Thanks Vladimir
@GusMcGuire2 ай бұрын
@@cjgazerro622 I think that comment says more about you as an individual who takes pleasure from the sadness of others.
@linengray2 ай бұрын
Still as a Canadian we are both scared and sick of what is going on in America. Maybe we should build a wall of defense.
@Jean-qu1qw2 ай бұрын
Wouldn't be a bad idea!!!
@robbiewiliams19742 ай бұрын
As much as I enjoy your reply, if you were a true Canadian, you’d know that we spell the word defence with the letter ‘c’.
@linengray2 ай бұрын
@@robbiewiliams1974 I was trying to appeal to the Americans. Also would leave the "u" out of colour and neighbour.
@robbiewiliams1974Ай бұрын
@ - To quote the great Marcia Brady, “Sure Jan”. On behalf of my people, we are glad that you want to be more like us. Cheers!
@linengrayАй бұрын
@@robbiewiliams1974 Robbie, I was born in Windsor, Ont. which is just south of Detroit. So I grew up very close to the US. Do you want my SIN, dude? To quote Jan, on behalf of all our peoples, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"
@dorothyjernigan24922 ай бұрын
I am horrified and scared to death about what the next four years holds for America!
@chr3452 ай бұрын
We need to pray!!!!
@terryt.16432 ай бұрын
Steve Bannon wanted to burn it all down, Trump wanted retribution. They got voted in. 🔥
@fatimamirza21002 ай бұрын
Four years? You’ve got a Drumpf dynasty now. Long live the King!
@JonKhoo762 ай бұрын
Nah… America will survive… as the rest of the world burns down around them……
@jahudini2 ай бұрын
Nothing will happen. Most of us are busy going to work and taking care of family. This is a democratic Country and the majority decided. Let that sink in.
@roper0e12 ай бұрын
Your despair is palpable through space, time and screen… and it is shared
@paulhendry37782 ай бұрын
From across the pond - best monologue ever 👍Stephen, thank God there are Americans willing to say as it is.
@JohnDoeTheTroll2 ай бұрын
Yep, so glad WE have the freedom of speech, unlike across the pond...
@cc1k4352 ай бұрын
@JohnDoeTheTroll Wow, looks like someone doesn't know much about what goes on in rest of the world. But Russia's good, right, because Trump says so. 🙄
@xae12292 ай бұрын
you are brainwashed
@theresamay94812 ай бұрын
From the US, please don't judge all of us because of the complete insanity happening in our Presidency. 49% of us at least are aghast.
@Xlapiranaprx2 ай бұрын
Keep coping
@James-cc6mn2 ай бұрын
Perfect. Thanks..
@danielhall26152 ай бұрын
If a clown moves into a palace, it doesn’t make him a king. It makes the palace a circus...Turkish proverb and American reality.
@mason965752 ай бұрын
Ah, yea- The Turkish proverb no one heard of until two weeks ago… The one we’ve all seen several times a day due to it being posted on every. single. video…. 😂
@DSAK552 ай бұрын
@@mason96575 🤡🤡
@pgknippel2 ай бұрын
So I guess we're supposed to take@@mason96575for an expert on Türkiye now, and "just because". After decades of watching someone paint himself orange every day, do you still not know what a clown is?
@Badmom19562 ай бұрын
I posted that on Instagram the other day, it’s perfect
@skinnerMTB2 ай бұрын
"F around and find out" ...an American reality. Watching this meltdown is GLORIOUS
@ericlambert5312 ай бұрын
signs of the END OF AN EMPIRE
@countdebleauchamp2 ай бұрын
This is some sort of Caligula/Nero/Commodus shit.
@grmpEqweer2 ай бұрын
@@countdebleauchampExcept MTG is less housebroken than Caligula's horse.
@jaysteele10312 ай бұрын
@@grmpEqweer T***p's even less housebroken then either.
@chezmoi422 ай бұрын
@@grmpEqweer Incitatus for Secretary of Transportation!!! 🐎
@billhughes87262 ай бұрын
Or the beginning of a Mad Max film?
@RevLeigh552 ай бұрын
All I can say about Gaetz and the 🤬🤡 is, “Birds of a feather flock together.”
@ernieschnook70592 ай бұрын
@rapymcforehead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Dnella872 ай бұрын
Yep needed a replacement best bud for Epstein
@glenncordova40272 ай бұрын
@@Dnella87 Can you imagine if Trump had made, his old party buddy, Jerry Epstein, Attorney General? We dodged a bullet there.
@Bakes-z4c2 ай бұрын
@@glenncordova4027 might have given him sec of transportation
@John_W_SmokesJR2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@tjmctube2 ай бұрын
That point in the monologue where he had to sit down a moment......well that was felt.
@Ford_prefect_422 ай бұрын
This is criminal negligence. If you left a toddler with these people, you'd be in jail
@tamih42562 ай бұрын
unless you are the p-elect :(
@veritasaequitas98752 ай бұрын
Oh really? How so? Explain yourself.
@ToEuropa2 ай бұрын
@@veritasaequitas9875 He was using hyperbole to indicate the stunning lack of competence these people have for the positions for which they have been nominated, equating putting the country in the hands of these people to leaving a child in care of a stunningly incompetent guardian. This is a common tactic used in debate to emphasize a point.
@markb62952 ай бұрын
@@veritasaequitas9875 It's a crime to leave children with molesters. That's why you were ordered to stay 1000 feet from any school
@veritasaequitas98752 ай бұрын
@@ToEuropa Who was? Colbert of the person I asked? Are you their spokesperson? Maybe you want to tell me why Pete Hegseth is a stunningly incompetent choice. Especially when there are people NOW like General Mark Millie in powerful positions who have imposed DEI hiring practices on the military and mandatory CRT training on the ranks while referring to white male soldiers as white supremacists who suffer from toxic masculinity. His own effin soldiers. Leading to a situation where the Army has failed to meet its manpower goals for the last two years and missed its 2023 target by 10,000 soldiers, a 20 percent shortfall. Today, the active-duty Army stands at 445,000 soldiers, 41,000 fewer than in 2021 and the smallest it has been since 1940. Then when you have covered that let's move on to Tulsi Gabbard.
@patriziamosenich71182 ай бұрын
You are great Stephen. You make us laugh in a sad sad time. These Aussies love you 💙💙💙🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
@Shrike19882 ай бұрын
@@patriziamosenich7118 mind your own damn business
@Hulkenbreak2 ай бұрын
@@Shrike1988laughter makes you mad. Sad
@Shrike19882 ай бұрын
@Hulkenbreak this P O S has never been funny. But I'm laughing 24/7 at you leftists 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CarolLandon2 ай бұрын
France tous!
@rogerpr3642 ай бұрын
What's wrong with you 😡@@Shrike1988
@ReaperXC2 ай бұрын
Gaetz should be in a federal prison.
@lenawagenfuehr532 ай бұрын
As should Trump, but you people are all mouth and no trousers
@Shadoweclipse13862 ай бұрын
They all should be in prison.
@Bevity2 ай бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53Yep, should, could. They just keep repeating it. Empty words.
@Xylophone82 ай бұрын
So should trump.. but y’all are lazy and uneducated.. you deserve what you get!
@John_W_SmokesJR2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@shawncorey1551Ай бұрын
Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress. What a great pick!
@gingergrant67592 ай бұрын
I have no sympathy for Merrick Garland NONE.
@edg30482 ай бұрын
You think SCOTUS would have moved faster?
@jcepri2 ай бұрын
Believe it or not. Trump could have won the Presidency if he was in a jail cell. Thank our Founding Fathers for that one.
@karenseeley61742 ай бұрын
He did everything to appear non biased, only to be accused of lawfare, no matter what.
@JulianRiveraCarrera2 ай бұрын
PAB
@ricardojusino74492 ай бұрын
You're not alone!
@peterbrungardt54342 ай бұрын
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Idiocracy was not fiction, it was a prophecy.
@drow_Lilith99402 ай бұрын
now now don't be rude the people off idoeacy was WAY SMARTER
@MrsRobinson07412 ай бұрын
EXACTLY…IDIOCRACY 2025!!! Brush off your crocs!! Get ready for the clusterf*ck to begin!!
@aidankeohane33702 ай бұрын
Idk if the people in idiocracy were smarter, but they did seem nicer.
@captng2 ай бұрын
Absolutely a prime example of why we need better education in our country.
@kruthg2 ай бұрын
And news media@@captng
@RGNSS-hn8ew2 ай бұрын
May the Force be with us all, now that the Sith Council has taken over management of this establishment.
@Tuturial4642 ай бұрын
Where’s the closest reactor shaft?
@Tuturial4642 ай бұрын
Where’s the reactor shaft?
@karmaalstad55882 ай бұрын
Why do I get the feeling its more like Mos Eisley, atm? 💙💙🐈⬛🧚♀️🐈⬛💙💙
@jojorockzzz12112 ай бұрын
Wasnt the sith council always in power? The zionist control over us govt
@gl1500ctv2 ай бұрын
Thune: "Advice and consent." Trump: "I am the Senate!"
@jacquelinesternberg84612 ай бұрын
One of Colbert's absolute bests! "A roaring metaphor for the future" couldn't be more apt.
@R.P.Survivor19772 ай бұрын
Funny jokes yes. If olny it were true.
@maryannbaumeister97092 ай бұрын
Is Stephen didn’t make me laugh, I would be constantly crying! Thank you, Stephen
@IAMJEFFREY-cw9ns2 ай бұрын
He's not funny. He's cringe af.
@bcshelby49262 ай бұрын
@@IAMJEFFREY-cw9ns ...no the vulgar, vain, and uncouth felon that just was put in the Oval Office is.
@LindaDocherty-t9k2 ай бұрын
@IAMJEFFREY-cw9ns why are you here then?
@jaysteele10312 ай бұрын
@@IAMJEFFREY-cw9ns Yet here you are, making infantile comments, while helping support the Late Show Channel.
@Dupertron-lo9pz2 ай бұрын
You must have a low bar when it comes to humour
@SadieMccollough-mf3jl2 ай бұрын
Thank goodness for Colbert. I've become so depressed and disillusioned, especially since my entire family went MAGA, that I can now only approach the news through the lens of comedy. I hope comedians and late night hosts realize what an important job they're doing
@zippySquirrelface2 ай бұрын
what are you gonna do for Xmas? our entire family just came out MAGA and we don't wanna go hangout with them anymore.
@kimberlys84222 ай бұрын
I'm genuinely scared of what is going to happen to this country. The next round, he knows he can get away with apparently anything. I agree, we need Meyers, Colbert, Kimmel, Stewart for sanity reasons.
@henrywinston62252 ай бұрын
Getting depressed about politics is wild. Turn the brainwashing like this off and you'll be good
@dm00162 ай бұрын
That's awful 😞
@bwenluck98122 ай бұрын
@@henrywinston6225It's debatable about just who is being brainwashed.... 😉
@twix77452 ай бұрын
Mr Colbert,I’m 💯with you on all your points. Love your show.
@Sophia-wcDM92 ай бұрын
Thank you, Stephen. We're **really** gonna need you this coming quadrennium.
@Xcalator352 ай бұрын
Wow! Stephen was on fire here. It shows how frustrated and angry he is! We all are!!
@NeuronIron2 ай бұрын
Давайте поднимем бокалы с шампанским за нашу женщину Тулси!
@jordancoull13582 ай бұрын
You're literally in the minority. POPULAR VOTE VICTORY
@annalisavasquez82822 ай бұрын
@@jordancoull1358 now you care about popular vote!! As always all of you MAGAS, apply the rules as it suit yourself
@JLova822 ай бұрын
@@jordancoull1358 Meaningless
@Emorphiamusic2 ай бұрын
be mad, no one cares.
@nholth2 ай бұрын
I'm an American living in Vietnam. And as happy as I am that I have removed myself from this nonsense, its still so disturbing that Colbert is the only way I can consume American news these past few days.
@Tonyhouse11682 ай бұрын
I envy you.
@jennymacallan90712 ай бұрын
@@Tonyhouse1168Same. We're screwed.
@whosaysthiscantbefun2 ай бұрын
I leave mid December and this is the only news I can absorb as well. Glad I'm leaving
@LeeBV2 ай бұрын
😢😢😢😢😢
@dylanclayton27302 ай бұрын
I agree that it’s disturbing that Colbert is the only was you can consume American news.
@bigcountry92552 ай бұрын
Good job, Steve. Can't wait to see who's going to backstab who in this administration.
@grmpEqweer2 ай бұрын
Hoping it's literal.
@SuperLeica12 ай бұрын
No bets. All of them will backstab someone if given a chance.
@furball89672 ай бұрын
Tulsa back stabbed the Democrats and she'll be the first leaker, then Gaetz will back stab anyone he can just to look good. I'm off to the store to buy popcorn. If anything that's the only shining light that's coming outta this election.
@JC-tp5lz2 ай бұрын
@@grmpEqweer OMG! I hope so too! 😜
@neojon4871Ай бұрын
You mean just like Obama and Harris stabbed Joe biden in the back???
@mariagoode59032 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Weekend!!! That statement says a lot 😂
@Statsy102 ай бұрын
God, this is bleak. When are Doc and Marty gonna arrive in that Delorean and fix all this?
@Dbb277-22 ай бұрын
Sigh, we wish.
@jcoopes56042 ай бұрын
I’m sick of biff!
@paulkielty38002 ай бұрын
More like Rick and Morty
@princellasmith75622 ай бұрын
@@paulkielty3800🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
@MattParkent2 ай бұрын
They did... In the original timeline Mega-Hitler awoke from his thousand year slumber and brought about an age of neverending demon-spiders!
@hr63342 ай бұрын
It just gets crazier and crazier
@GaudyMarko2 ай бұрын
This is going to be a depressing 4 years.
@mpowers23772 ай бұрын
4 years?
@tonyvincent91462 ай бұрын
4 years - do t think so - you have a KING TRUMP - shame election in 2028 for his third term !! Happy democracy!!
@unknownpresident2 ай бұрын
You think it be over in 4 years ? Your dumb as a mega git that has a hitter genrel stuck up their ass 🙄 Republic of fasists will make the present for life position . America has fallen
@tonyvincent91462 ай бұрын
More like the rest of Trumps life as KING or President For Life!!
@teresitauy36922 ай бұрын
Doom and gloom , total darkness .
@slyeung65622 ай бұрын
A Fantastic Show ! Thank you ,Mr.Stephen Colbert 🎉
@stephenmcfarland22982 ай бұрын
Elect a clown; you get the whole circus thrown in for free!
@peacelove2.0.692 ай бұрын
Where's the elephant ? Right, the real values of Republican party elephant's been crush
@Wildstar402 ай бұрын
Not just a clown, a convict.
@mechanicaldavid48272 ай бұрын
Well, now we know what else was in that garbage truck - Trump's entire clown cabinet!
@kratosaurion0022 ай бұрын
And with the tiniest winnier xd
@AkiroZenshin252 ай бұрын
To be fair, there were two circuses to choose in the election on how to screw America the fastest.
@YvonneDonnan2 ай бұрын
Totally horrifying - the whole lot of them. Its like a contagion. Thanks for the laughs I had amid my vomiting in terror.
@happyone2232 ай бұрын
Still having daily nausea since the election....we are doomed!!
@tabithan29782 ай бұрын
I ❤ Stephen Colbert. Could not get through this without him.
@joshuamoore80422 ай бұрын
Great cabinet picks!!! Clean up the swamp.
@BigPeteSays2 ай бұрын
Amazing. Sound bites from the fraudster felon is all you've got. Thank goodness future democracy, assuming President 47 doesn't trash the constitution, will depend on the slow realisation of moderates and not rely on trying to inform nut-job right-wingers.
@dianelampe93392 ай бұрын
The swamp is coming soon. Enjoy.
@PearlsAnneHeels2 ай бұрын
I’ve never seen the late night hosts so down in the dumps. It’s heartbreaking that the madness hasn’t even begun yet 😢
@Jay-es3us2 ай бұрын
TDS is a mental disorder. The guy's obsessed with Trump, it's all he talks about!Election's over folks... Orange Man won and won easily. He's the people's president and didn't need to bribe celebrities or offer free stuff to get elected.
@intelligencia-r9z2 ай бұрын
@@Jay-es3us The whole world is talking about the idiots and the senile demented orange criminal, pathological liar, and fascist wanna-be-dictator they voted for. And the convicted felon's picks. From Europe 🇨🇵
@jordancoull13582 ай бұрын
Your liberal tears fuel my happiness
@JLova822 ай бұрын
@@jordancoull1358 You are a liberal, you are a democrat, you are a socialist, you're just too dense to see it yet.
@honesttruth80642 ай бұрын
Your falsehoods of entitlement are curable. Read more. Feel Better.@@jordancoull1358
@Opus3132 ай бұрын
Donnie is simply looking for the most loyal and ridiculously unqualified people to fill his posts... and they won't blink when he fills his pants...
@MetalSnakeUtah2 ай бұрын
Its all a smoke screen, when he takes office, he's getting rid of democracy.
@pascalm36842 ай бұрын
And yet a number of them will be fired or step down
@danbh842 ай бұрын
President Donnie No one is unqualified either
@lenawagenfuehr532 ай бұрын
Oh, but remember Kamala was unqualified and unprofessional 🙄
@DissectGibberish2 ай бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Kamala had a degree in law, she had years of experience as a prosecutor--the Attorney General for California. The one hurdle that she couldn't overcome was that she was a woman--and the patriarchal powers-that-be couldn't forgive that.
@MZTHICK762 ай бұрын
We're fucked
@thesoundsmith2 ай бұрын
Only if you're under 18... Otherwise Gaetz will leave you alone.
@Chucku1532 ай бұрын
We did it to ourselves!!!!
@Iluthra2 ай бұрын
If government fails, I dont care. I think we have to hit rock bottom to see what we lost. Well, maga have to, we 're just on the ride with them and already know.
@TraceyBurton-gs6jm2 ай бұрын
Yes-sir-re-bob you totally are.
@decusq2 ай бұрын
Canada will accept American refugees if you qualify for refugee status check out the website for moving to canada.
@VeronicaMonet2 ай бұрын
Narcissists LOVE getting their way.
@Opinionsrnotfacts5742 ай бұрын
Regardless how insane this administration becomes the MAGA faithful will still clap and applaud the 'brilliance' of their leader. It is terrifying the level of support Trump enjoys.
@Sonomacats2 ай бұрын
Remind you of 1930s Germany yet? Or the Soviet Union under Stalin?
@terri68542 ай бұрын
@@Sonomacats Yep. That's what it is. Or more closely, it's Russia under Putin. Need to start calling the USA "rUsSiA"
@theresa64652 ай бұрын
It is terrifying the level of stupidity in the American electorate.
@ariamason93242 ай бұрын
His supporters are morally corrupt like him.
@susandeleon47022 ай бұрын
BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL IDIOTS
@amylacy62872 ай бұрын
"Does this mean Jared Kushner didn't bring peace to the Middle East?" Thanks AGAIN, Stephen, for keeping us laughing through this hell!
@humboldthammer2 ай бұрын
The ewes in the pews pretend they are Jews awaiting the Warrior Messiah, who will FINALLY come to destroy the enemies of Israel (the Gentiles) just as soon as that Temple is built, so the Sanhedrin can renew their rituals of smoke and blood for the remission of our sins, and FINALLY get rid of Jesus and His damned cross. 100's of millions deceived by the False Prophets on Christian Network TV. Matthew 24: 24. So MANY so Horribly taught.
@rickyryun47742 ай бұрын
You're a special kind of stupid, sit down, shut up, and enjoy the ride. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@garymountcastle66572 ай бұрын
As far as Jared and the Middle East goes the Saudi’s are about to get a big return on their investment.
@mudderofgod77622 ай бұрын
No but he did sell a piece of the USA to Saudi Arabia for 2 billion dollars!
@amylacy62872 ай бұрын
@@mudderofgod7762 Yip
@laurietx77142 ай бұрын
Best monologue EVER!!! Thank you! I so needed the laughs! ❤
@greendragon40582 ай бұрын
So did I after the announcement of the director of the defense department with the backing of our senator I was stunned all day. Stephen just made it better and so did Seth and The Daily Show I have a better day
@AmericanDrew420Ай бұрын
I love to See how smaller and smaller your bubble gets
@hannibalwolf12 ай бұрын
This man is the only person who's gonna keep me sane for the next 4 years.
@LindaDocherty-t9k2 ай бұрын
Good luck. He doesn't know the meaning of the word! DISASTER is more like it!
@barryhillman822 ай бұрын
Only until they decide that the 1st Ammendment needs to be changed
@the_motherfucker2 ай бұрын
Significantly more than 4 years, actually
@mariabaca3941Ай бұрын
You honestly think we are going to have a democracy!!!!
@noizewriter33245 күн бұрын
@@barryhillman82 But that's what the 2nd is for...
@robvangessel37662 ай бұрын
Working class people who voted for all this are saying stuff like, "I'm tired of living paycheck-to-paycheck." As if a billionaire is really going to help THEM!
@sharitorrance58582 ай бұрын
Those Americans, who voted in trump, are NOT patriots, but they ARE EXTREMELY SELFISH!! Trump will not help you. He doesn't care about you. He only wants to make the rich happy. To hell with everyone else...that's what he believes. It's so obvious! He even said it in one of his rallies, "I don't care about you. I just want your vote".
@nomore61672 ай бұрын
They believe that he's going to "fix" the economy and "fix" inflation, despite all metrics showing those are already "fixed". They think he'll reduce the price of groceries, as if the President has any power to do that. And yes, the think he'll someone increase the size of their paychecks, as if the President has any power to do that, either (other than via taxes, but we all know he will reduce taxes for the rich and either leave them alone for everyone else or increase them for everyone else).
@lenawagenfuehr532 ай бұрын
Trump is no billionaire.(Look at his hair!)
@DissectGibberish2 ай бұрын
More and more of these lackwits are now saying "He's doing WHAT??!! That wasn't what he promised!" I have no sympathy for the stupid.
@robvangessel37662 ай бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Tell that to all the billionaires at his side.
@zelgadis55tmnt352 ай бұрын
Here's a thought... If Hegseth doesn't wash because he doesn't believe in germs since he can't see them, perhaps he should stop breathing because he can't see the air he breathes either.
@sharitorrance58582 ай бұрын
Good one! Lol
@bewitched39122 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Shape of Water boss who never washed his hands after handling his junk in the bathroom, LOL
@MikeCee72 ай бұрын
Good One, TBH He’s not to blame for that axe throwing mishap. 6:54 Whoever set that up, with people behind the target, is to blame.
@MrMarquestor2 ай бұрын
Give MAGA a little more time and he will be able to see the air he breathes, if you know what I mean.
@u.synlig2 ай бұрын
@@MikeCee7 If Alex Baldwin should be held responsible because he did not check his prop-shooter for live ammo, Hegseth is responsible for not checking to see what/who was on the other side of that free-standing target -- before heaving an axe.
@jackpinewood93442 ай бұрын
I love your desperation Steve🤔🤭🤣
@Jean-qu1qw2 ай бұрын
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@GratefulOutlook2 ай бұрын
Remember 30 years ago when we used to complain about the government. OMG we had no idea what was coming.
@flea10x62 ай бұрын
The U of Chicago 2024 Nobel Economics awardee has argued that Reagan’s tirade that Government was “the problem” was the initiation of the death of any utility of government or of “expertise.”
@OuachitaMtn2 ай бұрын
welp flee to Canada pansy
@67Impala182 ай бұрын
Yeah- we thought George W. was bad. But you know, I should have seen it coming. I’ve had horrible bosses, and when they’d leave I’d have optimism that things would be better. There couldn’t possibly be anyone worse than the f^*ing asshole boss we had before, right? Always remember-the bar can be lowered, even into the ground, even to the pits of Hell.
@patamakka082 ай бұрын
We are supposed to complain. But also, we need accomplished people to complain about. Not criminals and near criminals.
@Jay-es3us2 ай бұрын
U don't like cheap gas, low inflation, an absence of war or safe streets? TDS may be clouding your thought process.
@SailsCity2 ай бұрын
We tried to warn them. We really tried.
@davidnordmeyer5132 ай бұрын
And when those bloody blokes come crying to me, I'll tell them to bugger off
@jojorockzzz12112 ай бұрын
Fuk off , imagine voting for a genocide enabler. Your warning should have been to the democrats for not putting forward a better policy
@grmpEqweer2 ай бұрын
We did. They treated it like a sportsball game.
@babetteshaw2 ай бұрын
I’m still trying with a childhood “friend.” Now, rather than to help…it’s to prove my point. I’m angry. How does any woman, any man, any person vote for a rapist? (Not to mention the rest of it………) Unfit, Unqualified…Unfortunately.
@MattKeller2 ай бұрын
They think this is great. 🤦
@NewMessage2 ай бұрын
"A wall, you say?" - Canada, reconsidering things
@sprybug2 ай бұрын
I moved to Canada 5 years ago. Lived in Quebec and Ontario so far. I hate to inform you. You have MAGAs in your country. Not me of course, but you have them. I've seen them.
@inevitableanarchy42032 ай бұрын
A wall works both ways. Canada might need it more than America.
@emilyburton40952 ай бұрын
@@sprybug We know.
@LindaVernon2 ай бұрын
@@sprybugUnfortunately, true. And their number is growing. First real debut was the truckers' occupation of downtown Ottawa and the gun-heavy takeover of that border road in Alberta. The politician who speaks in three--word slogans has found his true base. :(
@northernbeattie3042 ай бұрын
Trudeau is next. Maybe you guys can move to Honduras or something.
@DNSL_2 ай бұрын
I watched that tulsi gabbard interview with him and I was incredibly impressed by her nuance, so much so that I won't be watching this hack anymore
@Kikerikiki2 ай бұрын
Da!
@nm9852 ай бұрын
Omg I’m already exhausted… this is going to be a long 4 years. Stephen please 🙏🏾 keep the top notch funny coming you are a national treasure!! Thank you for your service 🇺🇸 when you wearily sat down, I sat down with you ❤
@John_W_SmokesJR2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@theresacats2 ай бұрын
Me too.
@Kitchdmn32 ай бұрын
8 years…. Maybe 12….
@dianahunter35552 ай бұрын
Yes, yes and true that so totally much worse. If it wasn't for you and other beauties, like John, Jimmy . . .etc. I'd jump, and not for joy. Stay blessed and keep the humor coming our way. Many blessings and then some 🙏🙏🙏🍻 Diana Hunter PS, I'm an excellent shot. I hope everyone knows I'm being comical?
@alekiny2 ай бұрын
4 years... i don't think so
@christophergocke84872 ай бұрын
Sane people when somehow offered a job in which they are grossly not qualified, would politely turn it down.
@Sonomacats2 ай бұрын
The only qualification for a job under the senile orange is the ability to say "yes, sir" and "how high"
@TheDreamLeafАй бұрын
When you're gonna be paid insane amounts of money (or have the opportunity to earn them) and not be accountable for whatever crap you do because Trump's the overseer, it makes sense to take the job lol
@reinajalana2 ай бұрын
Definitely one of the better monologues I've seen from Colbert in a while. Soooo on 💯💯💯 point and very cleverly from beginning to end!!
@edwinagray43732 ай бұрын
He couldn't do it without tRump's stupid azz
@shayway2kАй бұрын
This is the best segment ever
@Hirnlego9992 ай бұрын
He picks people who have been kissing his ass. It's not about competence
@lenawagenfuehr532 ай бұрын
Well duuuh
@teresitauy36922 ай бұрын
Loyalty to him not to his country .
@heleneh.60552 ай бұрын
💯
@DissectGibberish2 ай бұрын
Trump couldn't STAND having someone competent around, it would make him look as idiotic as he is.
@9000ck2 ай бұрын
and putin influences people to kiss his ass.
@Tonyhouse11682 ай бұрын
C’mon Joe, a seated President can’t be prosecuted anymore. He’s right there!!!
@peacelove2.0.692 ай бұрын
What do you mean, that Biden could have thrown him into the presidential fire in a smooth way ? 😂
@EdwardKibirige-y9u2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😅
@KarenSharin2 ай бұрын
Yep . That's what I was hoping for . Not kidding .
@jojorockzzz12112 ай бұрын
What if Biden was a secret trump voter? m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/ep-ZqHaCh7t2hNE
@jojorockzzz12112 ай бұрын
What if Biden was a secret trump supporter??? m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/ep-ZqHaCh7t2hNE 😂😂
@theresacats2 ай бұрын
Thank you Stephen ! Thank you to your writers and your fabulous band ! I lost it again when you put on your sunglasses 😎 and impersonated President Joe Biden ! I laughed so loud and I am still laughing 🤣😂🤣😂 I love you Stephen !
@Jean-qu1qw2 ай бұрын
SCHMUCK is RIGHT!!! 🤣
@Mommaslew2 ай бұрын
Dear Stephen, I swear to God….i did not think I would laugh again for years. Thank you so much for getting me through this post election depression. Xo
@danbh842 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@cosmicsquid2 ай бұрын
"swear to God" MAGA and its lord Trump is good evidence there is no God. Thoughts and prayers.
@HermitOnWheels2 ай бұрын
So dramatic. 😂
@flyrobin25442 ай бұрын
Hugz.
@mowgli17472 ай бұрын
r Biden and currently how many wars is your filithy country in. Woke mind virus has got you sadly. Please don’t come to the uk 🇬🇧 as so many of you have said we don’t want you left wing freaks, trump won by record breaking numbers because most people are awake.
@plasmahermitage2 ай бұрын
Ringling Brothers wants their clowns back
@amberandrews68422 ай бұрын
Ringling Brothers always had talented clowns...
@lawrencetchen2 ай бұрын
Actual performing clowns have better humor, morals, honesty, and empathy than these fascists
@makennayork60472 ай бұрын
“And we’re not done- well I mean the country is done, we’re cooked.”
@chr3452 ай бұрын
JESUS CHRIST please help us!!! We need you!!!!!
@robertlucyksr6672 ай бұрын
You poor dimocrats, DEI and wokeness are on life support.
@robertschleifer20882 ай бұрын
Immediately after 911, Tulsi Gabbard joined the Hawaiian National Guard and served two deployments in the Middle East. That is something she deserves credit for, dingbat. I lover her and you.
@Jaye-ky6wc2 ай бұрын
I've never read a Stephen King novel, that rivals the terror if this moment! ☹️
@KayaKLady2 ай бұрын
Well said!
@wandajochandler52482 ай бұрын
The Stand ....possibly!
@lisabishop62662 ай бұрын
I think I have read them all. The movies sucked compared to the books!!! But yes, definitely could be a King or even Hunger Games 😢
@blue2sco2 ай бұрын
Not Stephen King, but what about the film In the Mouth of Madness?
@angelabennett82452 ай бұрын
His books aren't scary. Don't read them.
@babs29022 ай бұрын
Stephen is holding no punches back! This monologue was brutal !
@atlchopperz17652 ай бұрын
Nahhh just dems crying like normal 😂
@InterKELLar2 ай бұрын
@@atlchopperz1765already got my popcorn 🍿 ready for when MAGAs cry about tariffs and broken promises.
@chrismozola97772 ай бұрын
Brutally bad
@veronicastewart11122 ай бұрын
And true.
@veronicastewart11122 ай бұрын
@@atlchopperz1765 You're also going to be crying before this is over.
@peterjonas49712 ай бұрын
How are you surprised? Great job, Merrick Garland!!!
@sharitorrance58582 ай бұрын
You had your chance, Merrick. You could have sentenced him & he could have been in jail by now. Instead, he's going to be the next president. McConnell is also very much to blame, as is Aileen Cannon.
@lenawagenfuehr532 ай бұрын
Hey hey hey...how come Juan Merchan gets to skate away free here? Why the F did he postpone the sentencing for the 34 felonies?
@John_W_SmokesJR2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@stephanieallangarman55982 ай бұрын
The DELUSIONAL HYPOCRISY!! 🧐⚖️🔥🕊️
@angelabennett82452 ай бұрын
You hate Garland but your gonna love gaetz.
@jameshunt1444Ай бұрын
You all recall the Brown Shirts? These picks are al of Trump's Brown Tongues.
@nm9852 ай бұрын
Omg I’m already exhausted… this is going to be a long 4 years. Stephen please 🙏🏾 keep the top notch funny coming you are a national treasure!! Thank you for your service 🇺🇸 ❤
@nsaurabh252 ай бұрын
Only Trump can save America. We love him.
@JB-hp8uh2 ай бұрын
@@nsaurabh25oh god no.
@glenysbull32892 ай бұрын
🤮@@nsaurabh25
@selah712 ай бұрын
I'm basically depending on the late night hosts because their wit and humor lightens up the gravity while informing the audience on what drumph is doing. Also the half hour nightly news from NBC and ABC. I'm not going to allow all other news to put my pantyhose in knots nor drain me. AND I'm not going to support them by watching. I cancelled all my subs.
@patricialaurin58662 ай бұрын
nsaurabh 25….dtrump can only save himself…dtrump for prison is the only thing that he is qualified for….🐀🐀👹🤮
@BruceOMalley2 ай бұрын
Not only are we fucked we are redefining the whole concept of fubar
@chrisdraughn59412 ай бұрын
You’re absolutely right to connect this strategy with Machiavellian principles. The “door-in-the-face” technique is indeed rooted in the kind of psychological maneuvering that Machiavelli admired. By introducing a highly controversial or even seemingly outrageous nominee, a leader can manipulate the range of acceptable options, so the real objective appears more moderate and reasonable by comparison. This kind of strategic anchoring can steer opposition into feeling that they’ve “won” by rejecting the extreme choice, while the leader's true intention-a nominee that still aligns with their agenda-passes through more easily. In *The Prince*, Machiavelli emphasizes that a ruler must be willing to act boldly and manipulatively to achieve their ends. This modern adaptation of anchoring and compromise reflects those same ideas: it’s about using perception and influence to shape the decisions of others. By framing the initial proposal as extreme, Trump’s team might indeed be trying to achieve a calculated, seemingly moderate outcome that still aligns closely with his agenda, reinforcing the impression of compromise without sacrificing control. Machiavelli would likely see this as a shrewd application of power.
@marjorieholler82822 ай бұрын
@@BruceOMalley Hmmm. I was thinking we are living the actual definition of fubar.
@Ryan-eu3kp2 ай бұрын
Time to take a good look at yourself, and come to the right side. This is your chance yeh. Or you could be a person of hate, up to you! :)
@Shovel-om7kn2 ай бұрын
What crimes did he not commit? Is my question to our neutered Justice Department. Insurrection leader with SCIF documents, NADA?? Semper Fi
@kingrichard1812 ай бұрын
Yup, FUBAR! Cold War Vet. 😅
@Sofapotamus2 ай бұрын
Goodbye, America. It's been...weird.
@MickeyStartraveller2 ай бұрын
Is this the shortest superpower lifespan in history?
@whocares2087.12 ай бұрын
Yep
@MrBond007-k2u2 ай бұрын
Liberal tears are super sweet. 😋 Democraps, mainstream media, and wokeism are so done, finally. MAGA! 🇺🇸
@Maja-Danmark2 ай бұрын
Tulsi will watch from russia as America is the first to evaporate
@melonchilisauce42192 ай бұрын
And now we evolve.... into ULTRAMERICA
@KelleyMeyer-f9h2 ай бұрын
Stephen, watching from Canada 🇨🇦…I am shocked at Trump’s picks for his staff…wait did I say shocked? No…you can’t fix stupid!
@ochachaway2 ай бұрын
Canadian here also. I'm just shocked at the peoples choice for President. Something isn't right. 2020 wasn't stolen, but 2024 is really suspicious.