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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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@TiffanyW-f6i
@TiffanyW-f6i Ай бұрын
The people who make $700 an hour have convinced the people who make $25 an hour that the problem is the people who make $7.50 an hour.
@PatriceJosey
@PatriceJosey Ай бұрын
At this moment, it is crucial for individuals to prioritize investing in alternative streams of income that are not reliant on the government, particularly with the existing worldwide economic crisis. This approach is key to securing financial independence and preparing for an early retirement.
@Daisygoddard-j7l
@Daisygoddard-j7l Ай бұрын
I just looked her up on the internet and found her webpage with her credentials. I wrote her a outlining my financial objectives
@Evelynribeiro-y2n
@Evelynribeiro-y2n Ай бұрын
Thank you for this tip. it was easy to find your coach. and I conducted thorough research on her credentials before scheduling a call with her
@Voice-fs2ql
@Voice-fs2ql Ай бұрын
Yeah it’s a deeper issue if you tax the rich more they are the CEOs of the US, they make sure they don’t lose money they take it from the employees, less benefits, no 401k etc.
@AsiralcEarth
@AsiralcEarth Ай бұрын
AGREED.
@1organgrinder
@1organgrinder 2 ай бұрын
Colbert is on FIRE!!!!!!!
@johnra-s5d
@johnra-s5d 2 ай бұрын
All of his effort was pointless, Thats what makes him angry
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 ай бұрын
​@@johnra-s5d same, I guess.
@John_W_SmokesJR
@John_W_SmokesJR 2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@misterwallace3479
@misterwallace3479 2 ай бұрын
His ratings say otherwise.
@schuylaars_sesh
@schuylaars_sesh 2 ай бұрын
W3rd
@jasongonzalez9923
@jasongonzalez9923 2 ай бұрын
I remember hearing many years ago, "No One Is Above The Law", I'm both worried and pissed off about the direction we are headed.
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 ай бұрын
...No one is supposed to be above the law, but the very wealthy write the law.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 ай бұрын
The fact that Trump was never prosecuted for January 6th has to be the first clue that justice is dead in USA
@Tiffany12ification
@Tiffany12ification 2 ай бұрын
I am scared to death . I live in San Jose ,California . Mass deportation here will be horrific. I like good people and don’t care who/ whom they are !
@jillmortlock8439
@jillmortlock8439 2 ай бұрын
How are you not terrified???
@John_W_SmokesJR
@John_W_SmokesJR 2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@tracyj2886
@tracyj2886 2 ай бұрын
“I inoculate myself” Same realm as “I declassified them myself, in my brain”🎉
@julie-elizabethmack9502
@julie-elizabethmack9502 2 ай бұрын
Thank you for helping me through all this. I just can't stop screaming.
@Dizinii
@Dizinii 2 ай бұрын
I want to start drinking. But i wont.
@loveyouallforeva
@loveyouallforeva 2 ай бұрын
You have no 12 blame but the democrats.. Your sanctimonio self righteous b s just bit you in the ass have fun the next four years. And grow up
@loveyouallforeva
@loveyouallforeva 2 ай бұрын
Maybe you need to stop screaming and take a good look at yourself and the rest of the liberals are why you lost.. thanks
@catherinemckeown2746
@catherinemckeown2746 2 ай бұрын
Your teachers never made you reread your work, did they? That shouldn't be one whole sentence. Go back to school before you vote again please.
@marynurse3502
@marynurse3502 2 ай бұрын
​@@loveyouallforevawe lost because this country is steeped in misogyny and ignorance.
@MrLoveandKindness
@MrLoveandKindness 2 ай бұрын
I know I wont make it four years without you Stephen. You make it easier to laugh at all this nonsense instead of cry.
@John_W_SmokesJR
@John_W_SmokesJR 2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@cuyhater
@cuyhater 2 ай бұрын
I prefer to think I won't make it four years, period. I've had enough.
@kevinfry1850
@kevinfry1850 2 ай бұрын
Imagine thinking Colbert 2024 is funny. He hasn’t been funny since Comedy Central. Network cuck.
@smoothrocky1847
@smoothrocky1847 2 ай бұрын
The ‘nonse’nse might find a way to cancel the show and that’s not the worst case scenario…
@MrLoveandKindness
@MrLoveandKindness 2 ай бұрын
We'll get through this guys. Love always triumphs over hate in the end💪❤
@winnienourse5492
@winnienourse5492 2 ай бұрын
GOD Bless your Mother Stephen...she did a good thing for the world.
@John_W_SmokesJR
@John_W_SmokesJR 2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@Seigensi
@Seigensi 2 ай бұрын
well, if you imagine god blessed her then it's true, if you don't he didn't. That's how imagination and reality interact with each other, obviously. No wonder america is so stupid, religion.
@LucyWalusiak
@LucyWalusiak 2 ай бұрын
This only shows that you get better with time.
@vaniprod
@vaniprod 2 ай бұрын
Dark Colbert is my new favourite flavour!!!!
@davidbabkoff2985
@davidbabkoff2985 2 ай бұрын
Butthurt Colbert
@GodsNuclearICBM
@GodsNuclearICBM 2 ай бұрын
​@@davidbabkoff2985Interestingly enough, Dark Butthurt Colbert is OP's favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor. 🍦💩😁
@judebastien
@judebastien 2 ай бұрын
Yes...Garland is a Schmuck. I blame him for not moving sooner to get rid if this monster.
@margaretmarshall3645
@margaretmarshall3645 2 ай бұрын
He should have been impeached long before Garland was appointed. I blame Mitch McConnell!
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 2 ай бұрын
@@margaretmarshall3645Mitch is a fellow snake. Garland was supposed to defend the people and the USC, so he failed even worse.
@JKFlaker
@JKFlaker 2 ай бұрын
@@margaretmarshall3645💯
@breestackss
@breestackss 2 ай бұрын
@@Slo-ryde Yes, big time....weak, meek and scared azz Garland!!! Mitch is a snake with a turtle face!
@thesoundsmith
@thesoundsmith 2 ай бұрын
I blame Matthew Crooks... But FIRST i blame Fred Trump for not believing in abortion...
@ReadMoreHistory-v9u
@ReadMoreHistory-v9u 2 ай бұрын
“Authoritarianism is not about the Rule of Law, but rule by the lawless.” -Ruth Ben Ghiat
@John_W_SmokesJR
@John_W_SmokesJR 2 ай бұрын
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩☆۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 🇺🇸 ★HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP 🇺🇸▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩☆۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
@Mark_Brooks
@Mark_Brooks 2 ай бұрын
@@John_W_SmokesJR Calm down, Gomer. He hates your guts.
@Fluenzo
@Fluenzo 2 ай бұрын
👃🏼
@JanMorsø
@JanMorsø 2 ай бұрын
@@John_W_SmokesJR ah, yes, _Queen Mussolini_ of maga's hive
@John_W_SmokesJR
@John_W_SmokesJR 2 ай бұрын
@@JanMorsø TRUMP WON!! FOUR YEARS OF TDS COPE FOR YOU!!! RED WAVE!!!
@virginiamoss7045
@virginiamoss7045 2 ай бұрын
I noticed the fire place; it's gas and is usually on low, flickering away more naturally. That the gas was turned all the way up for the exchange was brilliant.
@DJWillyGMPLS
@DJWillyGMPLS 2 ай бұрын
The government you elect is the government you deserve, nice job folks. I have never been so disgusted with my country in my entire life.
@mystonygh5
@mystonygh5 2 ай бұрын
Agreed! I'm 69 and looking to move out. It won't be easy but I am physically ill over what's coming!
@sandrastrawn6003
@sandrastrawn6003 2 ай бұрын
Agree
@ThatDudeCalled
@ThatDudeCalled 2 ай бұрын
We need some more progressive folks here in canada! Get citizenship quick coz we need your vote! Ive been feeling the political tide changing and Im terrified our next election will be something similar to what happened to the US.. Especially given the result in the US has emboldened these fuckers to try and bring the same shit to Canada..
@reivah
@reivah 2 ай бұрын
you are welcome to leave
@glitchsister
@glitchsister 2 ай бұрын
you're giving dj's a bad name if you blame the working class before you blame those in power. go spin your off-beat chatter elsewhere you gooner
@siobob1
@siobob1 2 ай бұрын
Great to see Colbert come alive tonight. He's been a basket case since the election. We need you buddy.
@IngridKirsten-d9g
@IngridKirsten-d9g 2 ай бұрын
There is a very real possibility that Trump will put him in jail next year. He is being very brave
@mrj4990
@mrj4990 2 ай бұрын
You sound so victimized and delusional. Needing a late night talk show host reading a teleprompter is what's going to help you?😭🤣
@drfunkinstein1
@drfunkinstein1 2 ай бұрын
@@mrj4990 Not to mention the fact that Kamala's appearance on his show was the big tipping point where Trump gained a huge insurmountable lead on prediction sites. Colbert must feel awful for that cringy trainwreck of an interview that completely destroyed her chances of winning.
@veritasaequitas9875
@veritasaequitas9875 2 ай бұрын
He's a corporate shill who talks a load of sugar, honey, ice tea for a living and you l0sers just lap it up.
@Shrike1988
@Shrike1988 2 ай бұрын
@@siobob1 he's more deranged than ever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vanessawhitneypro
@vanessawhitneypro 2 ай бұрын
Thank You, Stephen & Crew.
@ricksomeone8166
@ricksomeone8166 2 ай бұрын
Don't forget to shave your head
@rosemimi973
@rosemimi973 2 ай бұрын
@@ricksomeone8166 you go first.
@dutchberean2804
@dutchberean2804 Ай бұрын
@@rosemimi973 Sick burn!
@LucyWalusiak
@LucyWalusiak 2 ай бұрын
This was so good. I will laugh myself out of this friggin oven into which I have stuck my head. No disrespect meant to those who were actually herded, by a man upon whom the new President is modeling his next 4 years. Stephen you are the absolute light in a very dark and ominous time.
@dutchberean2804
@dutchberean2804 Ай бұрын
Are you crazy? Honestly.
@LucyWalusiak
@LucyWalusiak Ай бұрын
@@dutchberean2804 What is wrong with you? Stephen was on fire.
@neojon4871
@neojon4871 Ай бұрын
People who still watch this s*** are simply stupid
@Starryeyed2024
@Starryeyed2024 2 ай бұрын
It’s not a cabinet, it’s a junk drawer 🗑️
@mumlee4807
@mumlee4807 2 ай бұрын
I LOVE this comment!! So true! 🤣👍
@TB-zf7we
@TB-zf7we 2 ай бұрын
That's good but I don't know whether to😅 or 😢
@greendragon4058
@greendragon4058 2 ай бұрын
That is such a great comment I love it so much
@DSAK55
@DSAK55 2 ай бұрын
a dumpster
@lyellclare9365
@lyellclare9365 2 ай бұрын
Yes , a very dangerous junk drawer.
@whcnoland09
@whcnoland09 2 ай бұрын
I've asked it once, I'll ask it a million times: If a single PENDING felony charge can keep you from getting insurance, how does 30+ GUILTY felony verdicts not make you unfit to run for president?
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 ай бұрын
Ain't no law against it
@MarliesJansen
@MarliesJansen 2 ай бұрын
I guess the Founding Fathers couldn't imagine that such a clause would be needed in the future. It seems far fetched that the American people would elect a convicted fellon, but here we are.
@TheUluxian
@TheUluxian 2 ай бұрын
@@MarliesJansen The Founding Fathers never conceived of someone having such low moral character, and they were SLAVE OWNERS!! Let that sink in for a minute...
@Chupicron
@Chupicron 2 ай бұрын
The reason being convicted of crimes doesn't disqualify you from the presidency is a... Sort of "optimistic" look at America's rebellious past and how sometimes people fighting for justice get branded a criminal by corrupt states. Not that Trump is anything but the most corrupt politician in American history, with policies that are all just... Objectively either stupid or evil, often both, and a benefit to nobody.
@joshuaohuka7719
@joshuaohuka7719 2 ай бұрын
​@@lenawagenfuehr53 that's the problem moron...!
@Lepidopterous.
@Lepidopterous. 2 ай бұрын
I’m already exhausted at the thought of 4 more years of this.
@Sonomacats
@Sonomacats 2 ай бұрын
It's going to a lot more than 4 years. Now that the senile orange is king, he's never going to leave.
@sojotruth180
@sojotruth180 2 ай бұрын
I know, we really was looking forward to not ever hearing his name or him speak again, but mis fortune turned it's ugly head.
@kneau
@kneau 2 ай бұрын
@@Sonomacats at the very least, there is real threat that the SCOTUS declares the constitution does not specify consecutive or nonconsecutive terms.
@TheOffkilter
@TheOffkilter 2 ай бұрын
With luck its only 4, the man has already hinted at a 3rd term.
@mandyharewood886
@mandyharewood886 2 ай бұрын
As a person from a non-white, non-Western country, I'm having a cackle a minute. This is the end of your empire!
@Kewljean
@Kewljean Ай бұрын
Stephen- we love you! And NEED you! May you and your family be blessed abundantly this Holiday Season and beyond!
@MichaelChengSanJose
@MichaelChengSanJose 2 ай бұрын
Oh gaaaaahd, at this rate, I’ll be thankful if Stephen can stay on the air through the entire upcoming fiasco. I don’t think I can stare down this raging sewer pit fire for four years alone.
@RedHeatedStepChild
@RedHeatedStepChild 2 ай бұрын
😂😂 the TDS is strong with this one
@GusMcGuire
@GusMcGuire 2 ай бұрын
@@RedHeatedStepChild I think the only TDS here, mate, is you thinking Trump will be a good POTUS.
@MichaelChengSanJose
@MichaelChengSanJose 2 ай бұрын
That’s what all the morons say. Always the same stupid comment. ​@@RedHeatedStepChild
@Gee2deDubya
@Gee2deDubya 2 ай бұрын
​@@RedHeatedStepChildKinda like stalker syndrome is yours, lol? I realize you prefer rapey, creepy stalker pervs for president and government, but must you emulate them as well? Normal people find predatory behavior weird, just so you know.
@RobertJohnson-bj5lk
@RobertJohnson-bj5lk 2 ай бұрын
Are we really delusional enough to believe that the 1st Amendment will survive the next 4 years. The first people that the MAGA Cult Mob will be coming for is the “Fake News” and all the talk show hosts. Does anyone actually think that Jeffrey Epstein offed himself???
@jeebusyaweirdo3733
@jeebusyaweirdo3733 2 ай бұрын
Stephen, you have been there since I first got into politics. Your show on Comedy Central, Colbert Report, is what started getting me into politics. Now here we are at the possible end of it all, and I am honored to still be listening to you talk about politics.
@margaretroseallenanciola6994
@margaretroseallenanciola6994 2 ай бұрын
DITTO
@jeebusyaweirdo3733
@jeebusyaweirdo3733 2 ай бұрын
@@margaretroseallenanciola6994 hugs, we’re not done fighting yet dear.
@susanhawkes2519
@susanhawkes2519 2 ай бұрын
Definitely the end of it all. That Project 2025 is the 9th edition. It started under Ed Meese in the Reagan years.
@arellatikvah
@arellatikvah 2 ай бұрын
​@@susanhawkes2519Finally someone else who understands how long they've been waiting and scheming to turn the USA into Theocratic fadcist dictatorship. Reagan dismantling the Fairness Doctrine for Faux news and others the ability to make America dumb. I've watched my entire life the republicans go down this path and now all have to say to people who doubted me is "I told you so!" Our Democracy is on it's death bed and chaos is going to reign.
@richierugs6544
@richierugs6544 2 ай бұрын
we wont recover from this, like ever
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 ай бұрын
No, probably not ever.
@wgooetrik
@wgooetrik 2 ай бұрын
Probably 60 years lost
@IAMJEFFREY-cw9ns
@IAMJEFFREY-cw9ns 2 ай бұрын
Speak for yourself🤡 Trump won a landslide😀
@00SmileTime00
@00SmileTime00 2 ай бұрын
There are people alive today who remember Jim Crow. This is not even the worst it's been in living memory. Have a little perspective.
@artor9175
@artor9175 2 ай бұрын
We still haven't recovered from the Civil War, and it's been a century and a half. The nation won't last nearly that long.
@DI-yx4it
@DI-yx4it 2 ай бұрын
HELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!! Seriously world WTF has happened to this country?
@TradeThief
@TradeThief Ай бұрын
People like you who watch talk shows like this get to vote, that's what happened. Thankfully America woke up enough and elected someone who makes sense, and that is Trump, so scream and cry, I love watching the compilations of lefties going insane over the greatest victory in the history of this country.
@petakarini7567
@petakarini7567 Ай бұрын
One word,.Democrats,..
@MorganBondelid
@MorganBondelid Ай бұрын
sadly, there is a global rise in fascism and all of the hierarchical 🐂💩 (kyriarchy) the pendulum has swung too far. it will readjust sometime, but it's not gonna be pretty. anywhere.
@Kaaxe
@Kaaxe 2 ай бұрын
Every day I have to hear/read something about US politics and it just incinerates my sanity year after year.
@dvbath
@dvbath 2 ай бұрын
Here, have a tissue....
@charlenemack7040
@charlenemack7040 2 ай бұрын
@@dvbath🤧
@justanotheryoutubechannel3102
@justanotheryoutubechannel3102 2 ай бұрын
TESTS IT! You're sane, it's the world that's gone crazy!
@melonchilisauce4219
@melonchilisauce4219 2 ай бұрын
And the really funny part is that no american gives a shit about your country's politics
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 2 ай бұрын
I knew the second time around would be bad, but I never dreamed it would be this bad.
@jeff-mh7lc
@jeff-mh7lc 2 ай бұрын
And it hasn't even started yet
@Carlton_Banda
@Carlton_Banda 2 ай бұрын
He has nothing to lose.
@RevLeigh55
@RevLeigh55 2 ай бұрын
@@Carlton_BandaBut we all have A LOT to lose!
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 2 ай бұрын
@@Carlton_Bandaexcept his legacy. Oh who am I kidding, more like the GOP
@greendragon4058
@greendragon4058 2 ай бұрын
He has a new start all those charges disappear under his leadership
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 2 ай бұрын
To all the Trump voters whining about Matt Gaetz being asked to be AG, YOU wanted this.
@davesloat9006
@davesloat9006 2 ай бұрын
Are you kidding? They all love that POS…
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 ай бұрын
Funny that QAnon people probably aren't upset. But it never was about child trafficking.
@alexvaraderey
@alexvaraderey 2 ай бұрын
Breaking News - Gaetz resigned from Congress this afternoon. Two days before his ethics hearing. Now that he knows that he's getting AG. Wow.
@ClauTo-oh5qu
@ClauTo-oh5qu 2 ай бұрын
America is a mentally ill/sick country now. America is really garbage.
@CSqrdX
@CSqrdX 2 ай бұрын
@@Solace-ow1iwyou are the RINOs.
@rondeaver8643
@rondeaver8643 2 ай бұрын
Thank you so much. We owe you.
@elisaa9981
@elisaa9981 2 ай бұрын
An AG who is not only under investigation but also a lawyer who once got disbarred in his own state.
@bcshelby4926
@bcshelby4926 2 ай бұрын
..nominated by a convicted felon relon who will never see the inside of a jail sell Interesting some states ban felons and ex felons from voting yet for some twisted reason, a felon can be president Yep, idiocracy.
@oragamiowl5031
@oragamiowl5031 2 ай бұрын
Yeah for sleeping with a 17 year old. 🤢
@pm6693
@pm6693 2 ай бұрын
Sadly, not quite the case. He was suspended by the Florida bar due to unpaid fees and, unfortunately, reinstated after the fees were paid. A fee that was considerably less than he is allegedly supposed to have paid for female companionship.....
@elisaa9981
@elisaa9981 2 ай бұрын
@pm6693 OK. I'm going to amend the comment. Thank you for the correction, it's much appreciated. I apologize for not having my facts straight from the beginning.
@HarryNicNicholas
@HarryNicNicholas 2 ай бұрын
so MAGA wants to get rid of immigrant criminals, but is fine with domestic criminals?
@MrMarquestor
@MrMarquestor 2 ай бұрын
WOW! I don't believe I've ever seen Stephen so very worked up for virtually a full monolog like this. And I sure as hell don't blame him!
@John_W_SmokesJR
@John_W_SmokesJR 2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@amyzanlungo556
@amyzanlungo556 2 ай бұрын
He was fired up for sure!
@chrispage6198
@chrispage6198 2 ай бұрын
This comment is why I came here! This is more horrible than I was expecting a year from now. I don't know how this country can survive 4 years of this dipshit!
@JC-tp5lz
@JC-tp5lz 2 ай бұрын
​@@amyzanlungo556 As we all should be. Trump's appointments today, show what great danger we're in. 😕
@chr345
@chr345 2 ай бұрын
We're in serious trouble!!!!!
@whosaysthiscantbefun
@whosaysthiscantbefun 2 ай бұрын
Best show since the election. Don't play nice Stephen, nice to have you back and mad
@dianecotter1067
@dianecotter1067 2 ай бұрын
Yes- maintain the rage!!!
@jordancoull1358
@jordancoull1358 2 ай бұрын
Your rage makes me so incredible happy. 🎉❤
@stormhawk4277
@stormhawk4277 2 ай бұрын
@@dianecotter1067Rage. Rage against the dying of the light.
@JoyDVshop
@JoyDVshop 2 ай бұрын
that says more about you than us. Thanks Vladimir
@GusMcGuire
@GusMcGuire 2 ай бұрын
@@cjgazerro622 I think that comment says more about you as an individual who takes pleasure from the sadness of others.
@linengray
@linengray 2 ай бұрын
Still as a Canadian we are both scared and sick of what is going on in America. Maybe we should build a wall of defense.
@Jean-qu1qw
@Jean-qu1qw 2 ай бұрын
Wouldn't be a bad idea!!!
@robbiewiliams1974
@robbiewiliams1974 2 ай бұрын
As much as I enjoy your reply, if you were a true Canadian, you’d know that we spell the word defence with the letter ‘c’.
@linengray
@linengray 2 ай бұрын
@@robbiewiliams1974 I was trying to appeal to the Americans. Also would leave the "u" out of colour and neighbour.
@robbiewiliams1974
@robbiewiliams1974 Ай бұрын
@ - To quote the great Marcia Brady, “Sure Jan”. On behalf of my people, we are glad that you want to be more like us. Cheers!
@linengray
@linengray Ай бұрын
@@robbiewiliams1974 Robbie, I was born in Windsor, Ont. which is just south of Detroit. So I grew up very close to the US. Do you want my SIN, dude? To quote Jan, on behalf of all our peoples, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"
@dorothyjernigan2492
@dorothyjernigan2492 2 ай бұрын
I am horrified and scared to death about what the next four years holds for America!
@chr345
@chr345 2 ай бұрын
We need to pray!!!!
@terryt.1643
@terryt.1643 2 ай бұрын
Steve Bannon wanted to burn it all down, Trump wanted retribution. They got voted in. 🔥
@fatimamirza2100
@fatimamirza2100 2 ай бұрын
Four years? You’ve got a Drumpf dynasty now. Long live the King!
@JonKhoo76
@JonKhoo76 2 ай бұрын
Nah… America will survive… as the rest of the world burns down around them……
@jahudini
@jahudini 2 ай бұрын
Nothing will happen. Most of us are busy going to work and taking care of family. This is a democratic Country and the majority decided. Let that sink in.
@roper0e1
@roper0e1 2 ай бұрын
Your despair is palpable through space, time and screen… and it is shared
@paulhendry3778
@paulhendry3778 2 ай бұрын
From across the pond - best monologue ever 👍Stephen, thank God there are Americans willing to say as it is.
@JohnDoeTheTroll
@JohnDoeTheTroll 2 ай бұрын
Yep, so glad WE have the freedom of speech, unlike across the pond...
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 2 ай бұрын
​@JohnDoeTheTroll Wow, looks like someone doesn't know much about what goes on in rest of the world. But Russia's good, right, because Trump says so. 🙄
@xae1229
@xae1229 2 ай бұрын
you are brainwashed
@theresamay9481
@theresamay9481 2 ай бұрын
From the US, please don't judge all of us because of the complete insanity happening in our Presidency. 49% of us at least are aghast.
@Xlapiranaprx
@Xlapiranaprx 2 ай бұрын
Keep coping
@James-cc6mn
@James-cc6mn 2 ай бұрын
Perfect. Thanks..
@danielhall2615
@danielhall2615 2 ай бұрын
If a clown moves into a palace, it doesn’t make him a king. It makes the palace a circus...Turkish proverb and American reality.
@mason96575
@mason96575 2 ай бұрын
Ah, yea- The Turkish proverb no one heard of until two weeks ago… The one we’ve all seen several times a day due to it being posted on every. single. video…. 😂
@DSAK55
@DSAK55 2 ай бұрын
@@mason96575 🤡🤡
@pgknippel
@pgknippel 2 ай бұрын
So I guess we're supposed to take@@mason96575for an expert on Türkiye now, and "just because". After decades of watching someone paint himself orange every day, do you still not know what a clown is?
@Badmom1956
@Badmom1956 2 ай бұрын
I posted that on Instagram the other day, it’s perfect
@skinnerMTB
@skinnerMTB 2 ай бұрын
"F around and find out" ...an American reality. Watching this meltdown is GLORIOUS
@ericlambert531
@ericlambert531 2 ай бұрын
signs of the END OF AN EMPIRE
@countdebleauchamp
@countdebleauchamp 2 ай бұрын
This is some sort of Caligula/Nero/Commodus shit.
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 ай бұрын
​@@countdebleauchampExcept MTG is less housebroken than Caligula's horse.
@jaysteele1031
@jaysteele1031 2 ай бұрын
@@grmpEqweer T***p's even less housebroken then either.
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 2 ай бұрын
@@grmpEqweer Incitatus for Secretary of Transportation!!! 🐎
@billhughes8726
@billhughes8726 2 ай бұрын
Or the beginning of a Mad Max film?
@RevLeigh55
@RevLeigh55 2 ай бұрын
All I can say about Gaetz and the 🤬🤡 is, “Birds of a feather flock together.”
@ernieschnook7059
@ernieschnook7059 2 ай бұрын
@rapymcforehead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Dnella87
@Dnella87 2 ай бұрын
Yep needed a replacement best bud for Epstein
@glenncordova4027
@glenncordova4027 2 ай бұрын
​@@Dnella87 Can you imagine if Trump had made, his old party buddy, Jerry Epstein, Attorney General? We dodged a bullet there.
@Bakes-z4c
@Bakes-z4c 2 ай бұрын
@@glenncordova4027 might have given him sec of transportation
@John_W_SmokesJR
@John_W_SmokesJR 2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@tjmctube
@tjmctube 2 ай бұрын
That point in the monologue where he had to sit down a moment......well that was felt.
@Ford_prefect_42
@Ford_prefect_42 2 ай бұрын
This is criminal negligence. If you left a toddler with these people, you'd be in jail
@tamih4256
@tamih4256 2 ай бұрын
unless you are the p-elect :(
@veritasaequitas9875
@veritasaequitas9875 2 ай бұрын
Oh really? How so? Explain yourself.
@ToEuropa
@ToEuropa 2 ай бұрын
@@veritasaequitas9875 He was using hyperbole to indicate the stunning lack of competence these people have for the positions for which they have been nominated, equating putting the country in the hands of these people to leaving a child in care of a stunningly incompetent guardian. This is a common tactic used in debate to emphasize a point.
@markb6295
@markb6295 2 ай бұрын
​@@veritasaequitas9875 It's a crime to leave children with molesters. That's why you were ordered to stay 1000 feet from any school
@veritasaequitas9875
@veritasaequitas9875 2 ай бұрын
@@ToEuropa Who was? Colbert of the person I asked? Are you their spokesperson? Maybe you want to tell me why Pete Hegseth is a stunningly incompetent choice. Especially when there are people NOW like General Mark Millie in powerful positions who have imposed DEI hiring practices on the military and mandatory CRT training on the ranks while referring to white male soldiers as white supremacists who suffer from toxic masculinity. His own effin soldiers. Leading to a situation where the Army has failed to meet its manpower goals for the last two years and missed its 2023 target by 10,000 soldiers, a 20 percent shortfall. Today, the active-duty Army stands at 445,000 soldiers, 41,000 fewer than in 2021 and the smallest it has been since 1940. Then when you have covered that let's move on to Tulsi Gabbard.
@patriziamosenich7118
@patriziamosenich7118 2 ай бұрын
You are great Stephen. You make us laugh in a sad sad time. These Aussies love you 💙💙💙🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
@Shrike1988
@Shrike1988 2 ай бұрын
@@patriziamosenich7118 mind your own damn business
@Hulkenbreak
@Hulkenbreak 2 ай бұрын
@@Shrike1988laughter makes you mad. Sad
@Shrike1988
@Shrike1988 2 ай бұрын
@Hulkenbreak this P O S has never been funny. But I'm laughing 24/7 at you leftists 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CarolLandon
@CarolLandon 2 ай бұрын
France tous!
@rogerpr364
@rogerpr364 2 ай бұрын
What's wrong with you 😡​@@Shrike1988
@ReaperXC
@ReaperXC 2 ай бұрын
Gaetz should be in a federal prison.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 ай бұрын
As should Trump, but you people are all mouth and no trousers
@Shadoweclipse1386
@Shadoweclipse1386 2 ай бұрын
They all should be in prison.
@Bevity
@Bevity 2 ай бұрын
⁠@@lenawagenfuehr53Yep, should, could. They just keep repeating it. Empty words.
@Xylophone8
@Xylophone8 2 ай бұрын
So should trump.. but y’all are lazy and uneducated.. you deserve what you get!
@John_W_SmokesJR
@John_W_SmokesJR 2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@shawncorey1551
@shawncorey1551 Ай бұрын
Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress. What a great pick!
@gingergrant6759
@gingergrant6759 2 ай бұрын
I have no sympathy for Merrick Garland NONE.
@edg3048
@edg3048 2 ай бұрын
You think SCOTUS would have moved faster?
@jcepri
@jcepri 2 ай бұрын
Believe it or not. Trump could have won the Presidency if he was in a jail cell. Thank our Founding Fathers for that one.
@karenseeley6174
@karenseeley6174 2 ай бұрын
He did everything to appear non biased, only to be accused of lawfare, no matter what.
@JulianRiveraCarrera
@JulianRiveraCarrera 2 ай бұрын
PAB
@ricardojusino7449
@ricardojusino7449 2 ай бұрын
You're not alone!
@peterbrungardt5434
@peterbrungardt5434 2 ай бұрын
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Idiocracy was not fiction, it was a prophecy.
@drow_Lilith9940
@drow_Lilith9940 2 ай бұрын
now now don't be rude the people off idoeacy was WAY SMARTER
@MrsRobinson0741
@MrsRobinson0741 2 ай бұрын
EXACTLY…IDIOCRACY 2025!!! Brush off your crocs!! Get ready for the clusterf*ck to begin!!
@aidankeohane3370
@aidankeohane3370 2 ай бұрын
Idk if the people in idiocracy were smarter, but they did seem nicer.
@captng
@captng 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely a prime example of why we need better education in our country.
@kruthg
@kruthg 2 ай бұрын
And news media​@@captng
@RGNSS-hn8ew
@RGNSS-hn8ew 2 ай бұрын
May the Force be with us all, now that the Sith Council has taken over management of this establishment.
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 2 ай бұрын
Where’s the closest reactor shaft?
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 2 ай бұрын
Where’s the reactor shaft?
@karmaalstad5588
@karmaalstad5588 2 ай бұрын
Why do I get the feeling its more like Mos Eisley, atm? 💙💙🐈‍⬛🧚‍♀️🐈‍⬛💙💙
@jojorockzzz1211
@jojorockzzz1211 2 ай бұрын
Wasnt the sith council always in power? The zionist control over us govt
@gl1500ctv
@gl1500ctv 2 ай бұрын
Thune: "Advice and consent." Trump: "I am the Senate!"
@jacquelinesternberg8461
@jacquelinesternberg8461 2 ай бұрын
One of Colbert's absolute bests! "A roaring metaphor for the future" couldn't be more apt.
@R.P.Survivor1977
@R.P.Survivor1977 2 ай бұрын
Funny jokes yes. If olny it were true.
@maryannbaumeister9709
@maryannbaumeister9709 2 ай бұрын
Is Stephen didn’t make me laugh, I would be constantly crying! Thank you, Stephen
@IAMJEFFREY-cw9ns
@IAMJEFFREY-cw9ns 2 ай бұрын
He's not funny. He's cringe af.
@bcshelby4926
@bcshelby4926 2 ай бұрын
@@IAMJEFFREY-cw9ns ...no the vulgar, vain, and uncouth felon that just was put in the Oval Office is.
@LindaDocherty-t9k
@LindaDocherty-t9k 2 ай бұрын
​@IAMJEFFREY-cw9ns why are you here then?
@jaysteele1031
@jaysteele1031 2 ай бұрын
@@IAMJEFFREY-cw9ns Yet here you are, making infantile comments, while helping support the Late Show Channel.
@Dupertron-lo9pz
@Dupertron-lo9pz 2 ай бұрын
You must have a low bar when it comes to humour
@SadieMccollough-mf3jl
@SadieMccollough-mf3jl 2 ай бұрын
Thank goodness for Colbert. I've become so depressed and disillusioned, especially since my entire family went MAGA, that I can now only approach the news through the lens of comedy. I hope comedians and late night hosts realize what an important job they're doing
@zippySquirrelface
@zippySquirrelface 2 ай бұрын
what are you gonna do for Xmas? our entire family just came out MAGA and we don't wanna go hangout with them anymore.
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 2 ай бұрын
I'm genuinely scared of what is going to happen to this country. The next round, he knows he can get away with apparently anything. I agree, we need Meyers, Colbert, Kimmel, Stewart for sanity reasons.
@henrywinston6225
@henrywinston6225 2 ай бұрын
Getting depressed about politics is wild. Turn the brainwashing like this off and you'll be good
@dm0016
@dm0016 2 ай бұрын
That's awful 😞
@bwenluck9812
@bwenluck9812 2 ай бұрын
​@@henrywinston6225It's debatable about just who is being brainwashed.... 😉
@twix7745
@twix7745 2 ай бұрын
Mr Colbert,I’m 💯with you on all your points. Love your show.
@Sophia-wcDM9
@Sophia-wcDM9 2 ай бұрын
Thank you, Stephen. We're **really** gonna need you this coming quadrennium.
@Xcalator35
@Xcalator35 2 ай бұрын
Wow! Stephen was on fire here. It shows how frustrated and angry he is! We all are!!
@NeuronIron
@NeuronIron 2 ай бұрын
Давайте поднимем бокалы с шампанским за нашу женщину Тулси!
@jordancoull1358
@jordancoull1358 2 ай бұрын
You're literally in the minority. POPULAR VOTE VICTORY
@annalisavasquez8282
@annalisavasquez8282 2 ай бұрын
​@@jordancoull1358 now you care about popular vote!! As always all of you MAGAS, apply the rules as it suit yourself
@JLova82
@JLova82 2 ай бұрын
@@jordancoull1358 Meaningless
@Emorphiamusic
@Emorphiamusic 2 ай бұрын
be mad, no one cares.
@nholth
@nholth 2 ай бұрын
I'm an American living in Vietnam. And as happy as I am that I have removed myself from this nonsense, its still so disturbing that Colbert is the only way I can consume American news these past few days.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 ай бұрын
I envy you.
@jennymacallan9071
@jennymacallan9071 2 ай бұрын
​@@Tonyhouse1168Same. We're screwed.
@whosaysthiscantbefun
@whosaysthiscantbefun 2 ай бұрын
I leave mid December and this is the only news I can absorb as well. Glad I'm leaving
@LeeBV
@LeeBV 2 ай бұрын
😢😢😢😢😢
@dylanclayton2730
@dylanclayton2730 2 ай бұрын
I agree that it’s disturbing that Colbert is the only was you can consume American news.
@bigcountry9255
@bigcountry9255 2 ай бұрын
Good job, Steve. Can't wait to see who's going to backstab who in this administration.
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 ай бұрын
Hoping it's literal.
@SuperLeica1
@SuperLeica1 2 ай бұрын
No bets. All of them will backstab someone if given a chance.
@furball8967
@furball8967 2 ай бұрын
Tulsa back stabbed the Democrats and she'll be the first leaker, then Gaetz will back stab anyone he can just to look good. I'm off to the store to buy popcorn. If anything that's the only shining light that's coming outta this election.
@JC-tp5lz
@JC-tp5lz 2 ай бұрын
@@grmpEqweer OMG! I hope so too! 😜
@neojon4871
@neojon4871 Ай бұрын
You mean just like Obama and Harris stabbed Joe biden in the back???
@mariagoode5903
@mariagoode5903 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Weekend!!! That statement says a lot 😂
@Statsy10
@Statsy10 2 ай бұрын
God, this is bleak. When are Doc and Marty gonna arrive in that Delorean and fix all this?
@Dbb277-2
@Dbb277-2 2 ай бұрын
Sigh, we wish.
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 2 ай бұрын
I’m sick of biff!
@paulkielty3800
@paulkielty3800 2 ай бұрын
More like Rick and Morty
@princellasmith7562
@princellasmith7562 2 ай бұрын
@@paulkielty3800🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
@MattParkent
@MattParkent 2 ай бұрын
They did... In the original timeline Mega-Hitler awoke from his thousand year slumber and brought about an age of neverending demon-spiders!
@hr6334
@hr6334 2 ай бұрын
It just gets crazier and crazier
@GaudyMarko
@GaudyMarko 2 ай бұрын
This is going to be a depressing 4 years.
@mpowers2377
@mpowers2377 2 ай бұрын
4 years?
@tonyvincent9146
@tonyvincent9146 2 ай бұрын
4 years - do t think so - you have a KING TRUMP - shame election in 2028 for his third term !! Happy democracy!!
@unknownpresident
@unknownpresident 2 ай бұрын
You think it be over in 4 years ? Your dumb as a mega git that has a hitter genrel stuck up their ass 🙄 Republic of fasists will make the present for life position . America has fallen
@tonyvincent9146
@tonyvincent9146 2 ай бұрын
More like the rest of Trumps life as KING or President For Life!!
@teresitauy3692
@teresitauy3692 2 ай бұрын
Doom and gloom , total darkness .
@slyeung6562
@slyeung6562 2 ай бұрын
A Fantastic Show ! Thank you ,Mr.Stephen Colbert 🎉
@stephenmcfarland2298
@stephenmcfarland2298 2 ай бұрын
Elect a clown; you get the whole circus thrown in for free!
@peacelove2.0.69
@peacelove2.0.69 2 ай бұрын
Where's the elephant ? Right, the real values of Republican party elephant's been crush
@Wildstar40
@Wildstar40 2 ай бұрын
Not just a clown, a convict.
@mechanicaldavid4827
@mechanicaldavid4827 2 ай бұрын
Well, now we know what else was in that garbage truck - Trump's entire clown cabinet!
@kratosaurion002
@kratosaurion002 2 ай бұрын
And with the tiniest winnier xd
@AkiroZenshin25
@AkiroZenshin25 2 ай бұрын
To be fair, there were two circuses to choose in the election on how to screw America the fastest.
@YvonneDonnan
@YvonneDonnan 2 ай бұрын
Totally horrifying - the whole lot of them. Its like a contagion. Thanks for the laughs I had amid my vomiting in terror.
@happyone223
@happyone223 2 ай бұрын
Still having daily nausea since the election....we are doomed!!
@tabithan2978
@tabithan2978 2 ай бұрын
I ❤ Stephen Colbert. Could not get through this without him.
@joshuamoore8042
@joshuamoore8042 2 ай бұрын
Great cabinet picks!!! Clean up the swamp.
@BigPeteSays
@BigPeteSays 2 ай бұрын
Amazing. Sound bites from the fraudster felon is all you've got. Thank goodness future democracy, assuming President 47 doesn't trash the constitution, will depend on the slow realisation of moderates and not rely on trying to inform nut-job right-wingers.
@dianelampe9339
@dianelampe9339 2 ай бұрын
The swamp is coming soon. Enjoy.
@PearlsAnneHeels
@PearlsAnneHeels 2 ай бұрын
I’ve never seen the late night hosts so down in the dumps. It’s heartbreaking that the madness hasn’t even begun yet 😢
@Jay-es3us
@Jay-es3us 2 ай бұрын
TDS is a mental disorder. The guy's obsessed with Trump, it's all he talks about!Election's over folks... Orange Man won and won easily. He's the people's president and didn't need to bribe celebrities or offer free stuff to get elected.
@intelligencia-r9z
@intelligencia-r9z 2 ай бұрын
​@@Jay-es3us The whole world is talking about the idiots and the senile demented orange criminal, pathological liar, and fascist wanna-be-dictator they voted for. And the convicted felon's picks. From Europe 🇨🇵
@jordancoull1358
@jordancoull1358 2 ай бұрын
Your liberal tears fuel my happiness
@JLova82
@JLova82 2 ай бұрын
@@jordancoull1358 You are a liberal, you are a democrat, you are a socialist, you're just too dense to see it yet.
@honesttruth8064
@honesttruth8064 2 ай бұрын
Your falsehoods of entitlement are curable. Read more. Feel Better.​@@jordancoull1358
@Opus313
@Opus313 2 ай бұрын
Donnie is simply looking for the most loyal and ridiculously unqualified people to fill his posts... and they won't blink when he fills his pants...
@MetalSnakeUtah
@MetalSnakeUtah 2 ай бұрын
Its all a smoke screen, when he takes office, he's getting rid of democracy.
@pascalm3684
@pascalm3684 2 ай бұрын
And yet a number of them will be fired or step down
@danbh84
@danbh84 2 ай бұрын
President Donnie No one is unqualified either
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 ай бұрын
Oh, but remember Kamala was unqualified and unprofessional 🙄
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 2 ай бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Kamala had a degree in law, she had years of experience as a prosecutor--the Attorney General for California. The one hurdle that she couldn't overcome was that she was a woman--and the patriarchal powers-that-be couldn't forgive that.
@MZTHICK76
@MZTHICK76 2 ай бұрын
We're fucked
@thesoundsmith
@thesoundsmith 2 ай бұрын
Only if you're under 18... Otherwise Gaetz will leave you alone.
@Chucku153
@Chucku153 2 ай бұрын
We did it to ourselves!!!!
@Iluthra
@Iluthra 2 ай бұрын
If government fails, I dont care. I think we have to hit rock bottom to see what we lost. Well, maga have to, we 're just on the ride with them and already know.
@TraceyBurton-gs6jm
@TraceyBurton-gs6jm 2 ай бұрын
Yes-sir-re-bob you totally are.
@decusq
@decusq 2 ай бұрын
Canada will accept American refugees if you qualify for refugee status check out the website for moving to canada.
@VeronicaMonet
@VeronicaMonet 2 ай бұрын
Narcissists LOVE getting their way.
@Opinionsrnotfacts574
@Opinionsrnotfacts574 2 ай бұрын
Regardless how insane this administration becomes the MAGA faithful will still clap and applaud the 'brilliance' of their leader. It is terrifying the level of support Trump enjoys.
@Sonomacats
@Sonomacats 2 ай бұрын
Remind you of 1930s Germany yet? Or the Soviet Union under Stalin?
@terri6854
@terri6854 2 ай бұрын
@@Sonomacats Yep. That's what it is. Or more closely, it's Russia under Putin. Need to start calling the USA "rUsSiA"
@theresa6465
@theresa6465 2 ай бұрын
It is terrifying the level of stupidity in the American electorate.
@ariamason9324
@ariamason9324 2 ай бұрын
His supporters are morally corrupt like him.
@susandeleon4702
@susandeleon4702 2 ай бұрын
BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL IDIOTS
@amylacy6287
@amylacy6287 2 ай бұрын
"Does this mean Jared Kushner didn't bring peace to the Middle East?" Thanks AGAIN, Stephen, for keeping us laughing through this hell!
@humboldthammer
@humboldthammer 2 ай бұрын
The ewes in the pews pretend they are Jews awaiting the Warrior Messiah, who will FINALLY come to destroy the enemies of Israel (the Gentiles) just as soon as that Temple is built, so the Sanhedrin can renew their rituals of smoke and blood for the remission of our sins, and FINALLY get rid of Jesus and His damned cross. 100's of millions deceived by the False Prophets on Christian Network TV. Matthew 24: 24. So MANY so Horribly taught.
@rickyryun4774
@rickyryun4774 2 ай бұрын
You're a special kind of stupid, sit down, shut up, and enjoy the ride. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@garymountcastle6657
@garymountcastle6657 2 ай бұрын
As far as Jared and the Middle East goes the Saudi’s are about to get a big return on their investment.
@mudderofgod7762
@mudderofgod7762 2 ай бұрын
No but he did sell a piece of the USA to Saudi Arabia for 2 billion dollars!
@amylacy6287
@amylacy6287 2 ай бұрын
@@mudderofgod7762 Yip
@laurietx7714
@laurietx7714 2 ай бұрын
Best monologue EVER!!! Thank you! I so needed the laughs! ❤
@greendragon4058
@greendragon4058 2 ай бұрын
So did I after the announcement of the director of the defense department with the backing of our senator I was stunned all day. Stephen just made it better and so did Seth and The Daily Show I have a better day
@AmericanDrew420
@AmericanDrew420 Ай бұрын
I love to See how smaller and smaller your bubble gets
@hannibalwolf1
@hannibalwolf1 2 ай бұрын
This man is the only person who's gonna keep me sane for the next 4 years.
@LindaDocherty-t9k
@LindaDocherty-t9k 2 ай бұрын
Good luck. He doesn't know the meaning of the word! DISASTER is more like it!
@barryhillman82
@barryhillman82 2 ай бұрын
Only until they decide that the 1st Ammendment needs to be changed
@the_motherfucker
@the_motherfucker 2 ай бұрын
Significantly more than 4 years, actually
@mariabaca3941
@mariabaca3941 Ай бұрын
You honestly think we are going to have a democracy!!!!
@noizewriter3324
@noizewriter3324 5 күн бұрын
@@barryhillman82 But that's what the 2nd is for...
@robvangessel3766
@robvangessel3766 2 ай бұрын
Working class people who voted for all this are saying stuff like, "I'm tired of living paycheck-to-paycheck." As if a billionaire is really going to help THEM!
@sharitorrance5858
@sharitorrance5858 2 ай бұрын
Those Americans, who voted in trump, are NOT patriots, but they ARE EXTREMELY SELFISH!! Trump will not help you. He doesn't care about you. He only wants to make the rich happy. To hell with everyone else...that's what he believes. It's so obvious! He even said it in one of his rallies, "I don't care about you. I just want your vote".
@nomore6167
@nomore6167 2 ай бұрын
They believe that he's going to "fix" the economy and "fix" inflation, despite all metrics showing those are already "fixed". They think he'll reduce the price of groceries, as if the President has any power to do that. And yes, the think he'll someone increase the size of their paychecks, as if the President has any power to do that, either (other than via taxes, but we all know he will reduce taxes for the rich and either leave them alone for everyone else or increase them for everyone else).
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 ай бұрын
Trump is no billionaire.(Look at his hair!)
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 2 ай бұрын
More and more of these lackwits are now saying "He's doing WHAT??!! That wasn't what he promised!" I have no sympathy for the stupid.
@robvangessel3766
@robvangessel3766 2 ай бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Tell that to all the billionaires at his side.
@zelgadis55tmnt35
@zelgadis55tmnt35 2 ай бұрын
Here's a thought... If Hegseth doesn't wash because he doesn't believe in germs since he can't see them, perhaps he should stop breathing because he can't see the air he breathes either.
@sharitorrance5858
@sharitorrance5858 2 ай бұрын
Good one! Lol
@bewitched3912
@bewitched3912 2 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Shape of Water boss who never washed his hands after handling his junk in the bathroom, LOL
@MikeCee7
@MikeCee7 2 ай бұрын
Good One, TBH He’s not to blame for that axe throwing mishap. 6:54 Whoever set that up, with people behind the target, is to blame.
@MrMarquestor
@MrMarquestor 2 ай бұрын
Give MAGA a little more time and he will be able to see the air he breathes, if you know what I mean.
@u.synlig
@u.synlig 2 ай бұрын
@@MikeCee7 If Alex Baldwin should be held responsible because he did not check his prop-shooter for live ammo, Hegseth is responsible for not checking to see what/who was on the other side of that free-standing target -- before heaving an axe.
@jackpinewood9344
@jackpinewood9344 2 ай бұрын
I love your desperation Steve🤔🤭🤣
@Jean-qu1qw
@Jean-qu1qw 2 ай бұрын
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@GratefulOutlook
@GratefulOutlook 2 ай бұрын
Remember 30 years ago when we used to complain about the government. OMG we had no idea what was coming.
@flea10x6
@flea10x6 2 ай бұрын
The U of Chicago 2024 Nobel Economics awardee has argued that Reagan’s tirade that Government was “the problem” was the initiation of the death of any utility of government or of “expertise.”
@OuachitaMtn
@OuachitaMtn 2 ай бұрын
welp flee to Canada pansy
@67Impala18
@67Impala18 2 ай бұрын
Yeah- we thought George W. was bad. But you know, I should have seen it coming. I’ve had horrible bosses, and when they’d leave I’d have optimism that things would be better. There couldn’t possibly be anyone worse than the f^*ing asshole boss we had before, right? Always remember-the bar can be lowered, even into the ground, even to the pits of Hell.
@patamakka08
@patamakka08 2 ай бұрын
We are supposed to complain. But also, we need accomplished people to complain about. Not criminals and near criminals.
@Jay-es3us
@Jay-es3us 2 ай бұрын
U don't like cheap gas, low inflation, an absence of war or safe streets? TDS may be clouding your thought process.
@SailsCity
@SailsCity 2 ай бұрын
We tried to warn them. We really tried.
@davidnordmeyer513
@davidnordmeyer513 2 ай бұрын
And when those bloody blokes come crying to me, I'll tell them to bugger off
@jojorockzzz1211
@jojorockzzz1211 2 ай бұрын
Fuk off , imagine voting for a genocide enabler. Your warning should have been to the democrats for not putting forward a better policy
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 ай бұрын
We did. They treated it like a sportsball game.
@babetteshaw
@babetteshaw 2 ай бұрын
I’m still trying with a childhood “friend.” Now, rather than to help…it’s to prove my point. I’m angry. How does any woman, any man, any person vote for a rapist? (Not to mention the rest of it………) Unfit, Unqualified…Unfortunately.
@MattKeller
@MattKeller 2 ай бұрын
They think this is great. 🤦
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 ай бұрын
"A wall, you say?" - Canada, reconsidering things
@sprybug
@sprybug 2 ай бұрын
I moved to Canada 5 years ago. Lived in Quebec and Ontario so far. I hate to inform you. You have MAGAs in your country. Not me of course, but you have them. I've seen them.
@inevitableanarchy4203
@inevitableanarchy4203 2 ай бұрын
A wall works both ways. Canada might need it more than America.
@emilyburton4095
@emilyburton4095 2 ай бұрын
@@sprybug We know.
@LindaVernon
@LindaVernon 2 ай бұрын
​@@sprybugUnfortunately, true. And their number is growing. First real debut was the truckers' occupation of downtown Ottawa and the gun-heavy takeover of that border road in Alberta. The politician who speaks in three--word slogans has found his true base. :(
@northernbeattie304
@northernbeattie304 2 ай бұрын
Trudeau is next. Maybe you guys can move to Honduras or something.
@DNSL_
@DNSL_ 2 ай бұрын
I watched that tulsi gabbard interview with him and I was incredibly impressed by her nuance, so much so that I won't be watching this hack anymore
@Kikerikiki
@Kikerikiki 2 ай бұрын
Da!
@nm985
@nm985 2 ай бұрын
Omg I’m already exhausted… this is going to be a long 4 years. Stephen please 🙏🏾 keep the top notch funny coming you are a national treasure!! Thank you for your service 🇺🇸 when you wearily sat down, I sat down with you ❤
@John_W_SmokesJR
@John_W_SmokesJR 2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@theresacats
@theresacats 2 ай бұрын
Me too.
@Kitchdmn3
@Kitchdmn3 2 ай бұрын
8 years…. Maybe 12….
@dianahunter3555
@dianahunter3555 2 ай бұрын
Yes, yes and true that so totally much worse. If it wasn't for you and other beauties, like John, Jimmy . . .etc. I'd jump, and not for joy. Stay blessed and keep the humor coming our way. Many blessings and then some 🙏🙏🙏🍻 Diana Hunter PS, I'm an excellent shot. I hope everyone knows I'm being comical?
@alekiny
@alekiny 2 ай бұрын
4 years... i don't think so
@christophergocke8487
@christophergocke8487 2 ай бұрын
Sane people when somehow offered a job in which they are grossly not qualified, would politely turn it down.
@Sonomacats
@Sonomacats 2 ай бұрын
The only qualification for a job under the senile orange is the ability to say "yes, sir" and "how high"
@TheDreamLeaf
@TheDreamLeaf Ай бұрын
When you're gonna be paid insane amounts of money (or have the opportunity to earn them) and not be accountable for whatever crap you do because Trump's the overseer, it makes sense to take the job lol
@reinajalana
@reinajalana 2 ай бұрын
Definitely one of the better monologues I've seen from Colbert in a while. Soooo on 💯💯💯 point and very cleverly from beginning to end!!
@edwinagray4373
@edwinagray4373 2 ай бұрын
He couldn't do it without tRump's stupid azz
@shayway2k
@shayway2k Ай бұрын
This is the best segment ever
@Hirnlego999
@Hirnlego999 2 ай бұрын
He picks people who have been kissing his ass. It's not about competence
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 ай бұрын
Well duuuh
@teresitauy3692
@teresitauy3692 2 ай бұрын
Loyalty to him not to his country .
@heleneh.6055
@heleneh.6055 2 ай бұрын
💯
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 2 ай бұрын
Trump couldn't STAND having someone competent around, it would make him look as idiotic as he is.
@9000ck
@9000ck 2 ай бұрын
and putin influences people to kiss his ass.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 ай бұрын
C’mon Joe, a seated President can’t be prosecuted anymore. He’s right there!!!
@peacelove2.0.69
@peacelove2.0.69 2 ай бұрын
What do you mean, that Biden could have thrown him into the presidential fire in a smooth way ? 😂
@EdwardKibirige-y9u
@EdwardKibirige-y9u 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😅
@KarenSharin
@KarenSharin 2 ай бұрын
Yep . That's what I was hoping for . Not kidding .
@jojorockzzz1211
@jojorockzzz1211 2 ай бұрын
What if Biden was a secret trump voter? m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/ep-ZqHaCh7t2hNE
@jojorockzzz1211
@jojorockzzz1211 2 ай бұрын
What if Biden was a secret trump supporter??? m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/ep-ZqHaCh7t2hNE 😂😂
@theresacats
@theresacats 2 ай бұрын
Thank you Stephen ! Thank you to your writers and your fabulous band ! I lost it again when you put on your sunglasses 😎 and impersonated President Joe Biden ! I laughed so loud and I am still laughing 🤣😂🤣😂 I love you Stephen !
@Jean-qu1qw
@Jean-qu1qw 2 ай бұрын
SCHMUCK is RIGHT!!! 🤣
@Mommaslew
@Mommaslew 2 ай бұрын
Dear Stephen, I swear to God….i did not think I would laugh again for years. Thank you so much for getting me through this post election depression. Xo
@danbh84
@danbh84 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@cosmicsquid
@cosmicsquid 2 ай бұрын
"swear to God" MAGA and its lord Trump is good evidence there is no God. Thoughts and prayers.
@HermitOnWheels
@HermitOnWheels 2 ай бұрын
So dramatic. 😂
@flyrobin2544
@flyrobin2544 2 ай бұрын
Hugz.
@mowgli1747
@mowgli1747 2 ай бұрын
r Biden and currently how many wars is your filithy country in. Woke mind virus has got you sadly. Please don’t come to the uk 🇬🇧 as so many of you have said we don’t want you left wing freaks, trump won by record breaking numbers because most people are awake.
@plasmahermitage
@plasmahermitage 2 ай бұрын
Ringling Brothers wants their clowns back
@amberandrews6842
@amberandrews6842 2 ай бұрын
Ringling Brothers always had talented clowns...
@lawrencetchen
@lawrencetchen 2 ай бұрын
Actual performing clowns have better humor, morals, honesty, and empathy than these fascists
@makennayork6047
@makennayork6047 2 ай бұрын
“And we’re not done- well I mean the country is done, we’re cooked.”
@chr345
@chr345 2 ай бұрын
JESUS CHRIST please help us!!! We need you!!!!!
@robertlucyksr667
@robertlucyksr667 2 ай бұрын
You poor dimocrats, DEI and wokeness are on life support.
@robertschleifer2088
@robertschleifer2088 2 ай бұрын
Immediately after 911, Tulsi Gabbard joined the Hawaiian National Guard and served two deployments in the Middle East. That is something she deserves credit for, dingbat. I lover her and you.
@Jaye-ky6wc
@Jaye-ky6wc 2 ай бұрын
I've never read a Stephen King novel, that rivals the terror if this moment! ☹️
@KayaKLady
@KayaKLady 2 ай бұрын
Well said!
@wandajochandler5248
@wandajochandler5248 2 ай бұрын
The Stand ....possibly!
@lisabishop6266
@lisabishop6266 2 ай бұрын
I think I have read them all. The movies sucked compared to the books!!! But yes, definitely could be a King or even Hunger Games 😢
@blue2sco
@blue2sco 2 ай бұрын
Not Stephen King, but what about the film In the Mouth of Madness?
@angelabennett8245
@angelabennett8245 2 ай бұрын
His books aren't scary. Don't read them.
@babs2902
@babs2902 2 ай бұрын
Stephen is holding no punches back! This monologue was brutal !
@atlchopperz1765
@atlchopperz1765 2 ай бұрын
Nahhh just dems crying like normal 😂
@InterKELLar
@InterKELLar 2 ай бұрын
⁠@@atlchopperz1765already got my popcorn 🍿 ready for when MAGAs cry about tariffs and broken promises.
@chrismozola9777
@chrismozola9777 2 ай бұрын
Brutally bad
@veronicastewart1112
@veronicastewart1112 2 ай бұрын
And true.
@veronicastewart1112
@veronicastewart1112 2 ай бұрын
@@atlchopperz1765 You're also going to be crying before this is over.
@peterjonas4971
@peterjonas4971 2 ай бұрын
How are you surprised? Great job, Merrick Garland!!!
@sharitorrance5858
@sharitorrance5858 2 ай бұрын
You had your chance, Merrick. You could have sentenced him & he could have been in jail by now. Instead, he's going to be the next president. McConnell is also very much to blame, as is Aileen Cannon.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 ай бұрын
Hey hey hey...how come Juan Merchan gets to skate away free here? Why the F did he postpone the sentencing for the 34 felonies?
@John_W_SmokesJR
@John_W_SmokesJR 2 ай бұрын
>TRUMP WON >MANDATE >EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE JUDICIAL POPULAR VOTE >YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOST
@stephanieallangarman5598
@stephanieallangarman5598 2 ай бұрын
The DELUSIONAL HYPOCRISY!! 🧐⚖️🔥🕊️
@angelabennett8245
@angelabennett8245 2 ай бұрын
You hate Garland but your gonna love gaetz.
@jameshunt1444
@jameshunt1444 Ай бұрын
You all recall the Brown Shirts? These picks are al of Trump's Brown Tongues.
@nm985
@nm985 2 ай бұрын
Omg I’m already exhausted… this is going to be a long 4 years. Stephen please 🙏🏾 keep the top notch funny coming you are a national treasure!! Thank you for your service 🇺🇸 ❤
@nsaurabh25
@nsaurabh25 2 ай бұрын
Only Trump can save America. We love him.
@JB-hp8uh
@JB-hp8uh 2 ай бұрын
@@nsaurabh25oh god no.
@glenysbull3289
@glenysbull3289 2 ай бұрын
🤮​@@nsaurabh25
@selah71
@selah71 2 ай бұрын
I'm basically depending on the late night hosts because their wit and humor lightens up the gravity while informing the audience on what drumph is doing. Also the half hour nightly news from NBC and ABC. I'm not going to allow all other news to put my pantyhose in knots nor drain me. AND I'm not going to support them by watching. I cancelled all my subs.
@patricialaurin5866
@patricialaurin5866 2 ай бұрын
nsaurabh 25….dtrump can only save himself…dtrump for prison is the only thing that he is qualified for….🐀🐀👹🤮
@BruceOMalley
@BruceOMalley 2 ай бұрын
Not only are we fucked we are redefining the whole concept of fubar
@chrisdraughn5941
@chrisdraughn5941 2 ай бұрын
You’re absolutely right to connect this strategy with Machiavellian principles. The “door-in-the-face” technique is indeed rooted in the kind of psychological maneuvering that Machiavelli admired. By introducing a highly controversial or even seemingly outrageous nominee, a leader can manipulate the range of acceptable options, so the real objective appears more moderate and reasonable by comparison. This kind of strategic anchoring can steer opposition into feeling that they’ve “won” by rejecting the extreme choice, while the leader's true intention-a nominee that still aligns with their agenda-passes through more easily. In *The Prince*, Machiavelli emphasizes that a ruler must be willing to act boldly and manipulatively to achieve their ends. This modern adaptation of anchoring and compromise reflects those same ideas: it’s about using perception and influence to shape the decisions of others. By framing the initial proposal as extreme, Trump’s team might indeed be trying to achieve a calculated, seemingly moderate outcome that still aligns closely with his agenda, reinforcing the impression of compromise without sacrificing control. Machiavelli would likely see this as a shrewd application of power.
@marjorieholler8282
@marjorieholler8282 2 ай бұрын
@@BruceOMalley Hmmm. I was thinking we are living the actual definition of fubar.
@Ryan-eu3kp
@Ryan-eu3kp 2 ай бұрын
Time to take a good look at yourself, and come to the right side. This is your chance yeh. Or you could be a person of hate, up to you! :)
@Shovel-om7kn
@Shovel-om7kn 2 ай бұрын
What crimes did he not commit? Is my question to our neutered Justice Department. Insurrection leader with SCIF documents, NADA?? Semper Fi
@kingrichard181
@kingrichard181 2 ай бұрын
Yup, FUBAR! Cold War Vet. 😅
@Sofapotamus
@Sofapotamus 2 ай бұрын
Goodbye, America. It's been...weird.
@MickeyStartraveller
@MickeyStartraveller 2 ай бұрын
Is this the shortest superpower lifespan in history?
@whocares2087.1
@whocares2087.1 2 ай бұрын
Yep
@MrBond007-k2u
@MrBond007-k2u 2 ай бұрын
Liberal tears are super sweet. 😋 Democraps, mainstream media, and wokeism are so done, finally. MAGA! 🇺🇸
@Maja-Danmark
@Maja-Danmark 2 ай бұрын
Tulsi will watch from russia as America is the first to evaporate
@melonchilisauce4219
@melonchilisauce4219 2 ай бұрын
And now we evolve.... into ULTRAMERICA
@KelleyMeyer-f9h
@KelleyMeyer-f9h 2 ай бұрын
Stephen, watching from Canada 🇨🇦…I am shocked at Trump’s picks for his staff…wait did I say shocked? No…you can’t fix stupid!
@ochachaway
@ochachaway 2 ай бұрын
Canadian here also. I'm just shocked at the peoples choice for President. Something isn't right. 2020 wasn't stolen, but 2024 is really suspicious.
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