Thanks stephen for a sunday show for keepin us Sane.
@CWilson1734Күн бұрын
❤❤❤❤🎉
@thomasferris-l4jКүн бұрын
Stephen, thank you and your staff for this Sunday😎 show. I thought I had to wait another 24 hours!
@MeditationMomma999Күн бұрын
WORD.
@gsburek4345Күн бұрын
The only hope for sanity ...laughter. So Grateful!
@GrandpaWhoКүн бұрын
Whenever I think my understanding of the English language is perfect, you come up with a new introduction to your monologue and shatter my disillusion. Greetings from Austria btw. We are watching you. 😜
@9750939Күн бұрын
Even we native American speakers can have trouble following these intricate intros!
@uhforjaКүн бұрын
I love picking obscure places in the introductions, he added Algarve today to places he's mentioned in the Iberian Peninsula like Segovia and Cantabria.
@mimim8532Күн бұрын
Thank you Austria ❤😂
@landismcgauhey7217Күн бұрын
Stephen, Louis, Corey, and everyone: thank you for this Sunday treat!
@oblivionzerokyleКүн бұрын
Woke up to these clips and thought I missed a day of work
@Ford_prefect_42Күн бұрын
Same 🤣
@MyboogerwontSurrenderКүн бұрын
Laughing 🤣
@MBMCincy63Күн бұрын
When I got the notification, I was confused 🤔
@Axolotl_MischiefКүн бұрын
Seriously, I thought it was Tuesday morning...
@LisaMenissianКүн бұрын
😂
@hbeauКүн бұрын
Watching from Germany. Thank you! For an unexpected Monday morning surprise. Usually, Monday morning offers up only stale leftovers. ❤❤❤❤❤
@reneelyons5819Күн бұрын
Genau
@greenthumb8266Күн бұрын
Please take the orange harmalade with you when you go.
@holans6824Күн бұрын
"Morning" at 12 am
@ChrisLambrightКүн бұрын
❤❤❤❤
@samuelvimes5770Күн бұрын
@@greenthumb8266 you broke him you keep him...
@anthonettedillard3999Күн бұрын
Thank you Stephen for the Sunday Show!! We Need ALL the Laughs We can Get!!😂😂❤
@vintagethings9187Күн бұрын
“…the outlaws turd yurt of news…” Still lolling! 😂😂😂😂
@LasseGreinerКүн бұрын
Promoting the genuine creative efforts of cast/band members is such a heartwarming, generous, and genuine good thing. This is part of the (self earned)Jon Batiste success. It just shows the good persons Stephen and are compared to the otherwise shark tank of entertainment.
@ILoveFountainPensКүн бұрын
Sunday Colbert?!?!?! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!!!
@franklin9400Күн бұрын
Seems like you're enjoying the cult. 😂
@MadDragon75Күн бұрын
You're here too lol.. @@franklin9400
@franklin9400Күн бұрын
@@MadDragon75Not sure what you think that means. I'm here for the laughs. They're here for praise and to be praised. If you can't realize the difference. Then I'm sure you're also enjoying it.
@ochayethenooКүн бұрын
@@franklin9400You MAGA cultists are in a delusional state 😂
@MrYago-xd7umКүн бұрын
Anyone else get the feeling frankie doesn't understand the reference but wished Alice Cooper performed at that crypto ball instead of Snoop Dog?
@smncutlerКүн бұрын
Stephen and his writing team are world class. Hysterical.
@Susie_FloozieКүн бұрын
I have waited all my life to hear the term "turd yurt." It's sublime.
@thaisstone5192Күн бұрын
Anti-Semite.
@lifewuzonceezr20 сағат бұрын
I died and was reborn😂
@a.johnson4210Күн бұрын
The OnlyFerns joke had my eyes rolling so hard that I had to chase them across the floor.
@Lcharlo-f8jКүн бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅
@oortmistКүн бұрын
It's a running gag.
@Indigoturtle4581Күн бұрын
Turd yurt, pocket cheese, AND “rub one out?” This is one for the books.😂
@yomommashausКүн бұрын
I now know the words "Squirtable, cheese, and ass" should never again be used in a sentence under punishment of a painful death lol
@Lolifail0122 сағат бұрын
Tuning in from Germany-this was the perfect way to turn a mundane Monday into something special. Much appreciated!
@SpeegBJ16 сағат бұрын
Hello Germany, thanks for tuning us in!
@marymitchell4217Күн бұрын
So unbelievably happy this morning to see you. Great surprise needed it. Thank you Late Show😂
@richardtbrown756Күн бұрын
Yes!!!!! Stephen/The Late Show on a Monday morning, what I've always wanted, my day is better already 😊
@ianthesoccerrefКүн бұрын
So good. I listened 3x to the monologue. The Danish EP Representative was so succinct. More world leaders need to step and just tell the Count of Mostly Crisco it's time to grow up.
@maryroberts589Күн бұрын
@@ianthesoccerrefUnfortunately they all seem to be much more diplomatic than he is. I wonder if a good scolding from the leaders of other countries would make a difference. If nothing else, it entertains us!
@ianthesoccerrefКүн бұрын
@@maryroberts589 He hates being embarrassed. Even more than being hurt in his wallet. Publicly shaming him is the best way to humiliate him. That will really get under his skin. Then ignore him.
@chaunceylockКүн бұрын
"Let's watch this flower rub one out" not something I ever expected to hear hahaha
@L._Titus15 сағат бұрын
Biology major here. One of my mentors has sometimes said things like "this little trash flower is getting its business done quick."
@jeffgray8122Күн бұрын
I almost choked to death four times with laughter watching this mean while. I have to pause the video so I can catch my breath and determine if I'm having a medical emergency just to make it through. So f-ing funny 😁 😂 😀 🎉🎉❤❤
@lifewuzonceezr20 сағат бұрын
I agree with someone who suggested the last Sunday each month be a special show!
@Darkflowerchyld718Күн бұрын
How do you go from "I hate Mondays" to "this isn't so bad!"???? Weekend Colbert 🥳
@EricaSantos-pn4cbКүн бұрын
Ooooh wow, as a portuguese I found that intro delightful ❤
@elvenkind6072Күн бұрын
Sure, sure, Houston Police, just blame the missing drugs on "rats".
@regularkerry4604Күн бұрын
😂
@RootedinropeКүн бұрын
This was so lovely to wake up to. ❤
@mycosysКүн бұрын
Pocket Cheese sounds like a Teenage Engineering product
@landonewtsКүн бұрын
Ha ha ha it SO does!
@ericbee8569Күн бұрын
It's a $1400 filter the size of a cigarette box
@jimidasaint67Күн бұрын
Sunday Stephen makes my heart smile
@NewMessageКүн бұрын
Those cookies should come with a free sheet of temporary face tattoos.
@tiki_trashКүн бұрын
apply directly to forehead
@vickisawyer7405Күн бұрын
Sometimes too many flavors in anything are not always a good thing, just too much goin' on. But I love this Sunday show. I vote that he does it every week.
@sparklesandsmogКүн бұрын
@@vickisawyer7405 okay but,, you could take them apart and have three different snacks?
@vickisawyer7405Күн бұрын
@@sparklesandsmog I want to save my teeth, and my blood sugar...😸
@LindaC616Күн бұрын
@@vickisawyer7405I think it's funny that postie lost weight to get healthy after having a kid by giving up junk food and now he's promoting Oreos😅
@HermitOnWheelsКүн бұрын
This was a saucy episode. 🥳💞🤟🤣
@Franco-s7iКүн бұрын
That Post Malone's Face joke was sweet. 👍
@Ellie04Күн бұрын
Thank you for the Portuguese references and for keeping us laughing through these super challenging times! 🙏🤗
@Jeremycook_Күн бұрын
Rats ate the drugs? They aren't even trying anymore lol
@tiki_trashКүн бұрын
Yeah, that's it. It was the rats, see. The rats, I tell ya.
@Lucius195820 сағат бұрын
@@tiki_trash I'm just imagining an old 'Furry Freak Brothers' comix come to life... :-P
@carolcope8544Күн бұрын
Thanks for the laughs Stephen! I need them these days!!!
@taniaphillips3124Күн бұрын
Was anyone else expecting Stephen to whip out a Velveeta pocket pack for his Post Malone Oreo?
@coldcreation1Күн бұрын
Sadly yes lol
@LindaC616Күн бұрын
🙋♀️
@LindaC616Күн бұрын
From his pocket no less
@laalaa99stlКүн бұрын
Martha in your garden: for when you wouldn't mind some weed.
@allensams1773Күн бұрын
The "Turd Yurt of News!", you heard it her we here! Gonna be a lot of that the next four years. . .
@lifewuzonceezr20 сағат бұрын
😂😂😂 ayup
@kestrelpouncesКүн бұрын
Stephen always brings the funny but this was really top-notch tonight. Also now I want an OnlyFerns subscription. 🌿
@derrickmartinez9838Күн бұрын
I'm in Japan and was thrown off since it's Monday here and Colbert doesn't play on Mondays here😊 😅
@SolarisBaliКүн бұрын
Turd yurt. Watching a flower rub one out? 😂😂😂😂😂
@WaxWikCandleCoКүн бұрын
Watching from Australia! Sunday show is a nice surprise 😊
@SpeegBJ16 сағат бұрын
Stay with us, Australia! Thank you.
@WestOfEarthКүн бұрын
Burst out laughing in the coffee shop at "turd yurt"...🤣
@ingridfong-daley5899Күн бұрын
Oreos and Whisky--the Late Night snack of champions.😆 @5:15
@bjarnemcdonald6333Күн бұрын
Ain´t you glad that it was the cookie you had to test and not the pocket cheese?
@LindaC616Күн бұрын
I really was expecting him to pull one out of his pocket
@mandcbruceКүн бұрын
That's not bragging on your band, just FACTS!🎺🎷🎸🥁🎹 YOU, your lovely wife, Evie, and the Loius Cato Late Show Band, keep us going when we want to give up. ❤
@yurielcundangan9090Күн бұрын
Thanks stephen for a sunday show for keepin us Sane.❤
@RalphieboyКүн бұрын
My Scottish ex-wife gave me the recipe for a sat-on ham sandwich: white bread, pressed ham loaf and mustard, wrap in tinfoil and sit on it for the drive from Perth to Inverness. Pull up at the seaside and enjoy the view through your windscreen with the wipers on while eating your sandwich.
@lisacraig4585Күн бұрын
A shout out to my beautiful Portugal❤.
@LindaC616Күн бұрын
How did we go from Algarve to raccoon poop?😅
@tiagoramos4111Күн бұрын
Fourth time, I think 😀
@sirtainlee8725Күн бұрын
Stephen's a little giddy. This reminds me of grade school when they would bring us in to perform school productions in the evenings.
@EnoVarmaКүн бұрын
"Meanwhile" is a national treasure.
@topdiy707Күн бұрын
Stephen, Thanks. I am happy to watch you show
@AnitaKrolak-ue9pdКүн бұрын
Now I know why my dad watched his orchids every night 😊🥂
@christopher-milesКүн бұрын
the album is a was a great shout, thanks for the heads up mr. funny-man!
@freda275818 сағат бұрын
You really do have the greatest band ever. They are all out there doing some amazing things. Bravo!
@AletuatheFallenКүн бұрын
The grocery store in my hometown sold the Velveeta with the fish bait, not in the food aisle 😂 best bait I ever used
@HubertKirchgaessnerКүн бұрын
Seriously - the Meanwhile jokes today are out of this world!
@hollinstafford8327Күн бұрын
Hello from Portugal Stephen! I loved the shout out to the Algarve in this Meanwhile! (though we live in Sintra -- maybe next time Sintra will get a shout out!) Cheers!
@zoefiasco4904Күн бұрын
"Turd yurt of news" for the win!
@saradovale991816 сағат бұрын
What southern Portuguese forest!? 😅😂 Much love from Portugal! Colbert gets me through all the craziness for years now! 🎉❤
@SpeegBJ16 сағат бұрын
If it's crazy in Portugal, what must you think of us losing our minds with trump in the U.S.? Cheers!
@saradovale991814 сағат бұрын
@ for sure…..absolutely mind boggling… keep strong. 🫂
@HughWilson-p3sКүн бұрын
Turd yurt of news! Brilliant!
@oberynmartell6781Күн бұрын
Shouting out a band members new album was actually really wholesome.
@adamkorner4046Күн бұрын
The healing waves of Colbert washing over my cold lifeless corpse recovering from watching the best player on my team go to Philly and get to Super Bowl
@lisagulick414421 сағат бұрын
This "Meanwhile" was one of the best I've seen in a while. Not that they all aren't good, but this one was so 🔥!
@thatjeff7550Күн бұрын
Okaaay, in all seriousness, I thought that part of the orchid was there to attach a packet of pollen to the back of bees whenever they land, the idea is by gluing a packet of pollen to the bee, it will transfer that pollen to more than one flower.
@wiezyczkowataКүн бұрын
I wish I was a researcher spending my whole time watching orchids in wild and getting paid for it
@polcommwatcher20 сағат бұрын
Yes, where do we apply?
@hayzed9491Күн бұрын
Outlaws turd yurt of news, nice, but I thought Turd yurt of news referred to Fox!
@markstevenson6635Күн бұрын
It does, except for the "news" part. 😅
@markwatson7652Күн бұрын
"Turd yurt of news"? LMAO!!!
@Progressive_CanadianКүн бұрын
Meanwhile starts at 01:49
@Airbourne92Күн бұрын
Thank you
@lasallemjКүн бұрын
Thank you for the Sunday show and big shout out to the band - looking forward to checking out your album Corey, congratulations!
@LiminalCandyКүн бұрын
2:53 made me laugh so hard! Thank you. I needed that!😂
@carpemomentumfotoКүн бұрын
I loved the portuguese reference at the start of this Meanwhile, thank you! 😄
@LindaC616Күн бұрын
How did we go from beautiful Algarve to raccoon poop?!😅
@wo1fsban312Күн бұрын
6:15 The story about the cat being left on the plane is funny to most people... for someone in the pet transport business, that is a worst nightmare come to life
@LindaC616Күн бұрын
Yep. I'm shuddering to think how thirsty and hungry that thing must have been
@ChristinaKeenan-u5sКүн бұрын
The band does lay down some kicking tunes!
@naylas3908Күн бұрын
My Monday morning really sucked, until I saw Stephen did a Sunday show. I’m European, so I always watch in the morning on KZbin, from Tuesday through to Friday. Monday morning is usually boring 😂. Watching the show this morning cheered me up so much!
@marinanjer4293Күн бұрын
Starts at 1:48
@mrbinc0Күн бұрын
Always jump to the fun part.
@angeladawn80522 сағат бұрын
The writers made him earn his wages this week. Brilliant 😂
@freda275818 сағат бұрын
"Yeah, rats got in. Soooo, that's why so much of it's missing."
@krisfrederick5001Күн бұрын
On any given Sunday. The writers even broke Stephen 😂
@jujitsujew23Күн бұрын
Pocket cheese? That’ll go perfect with my pocket spaghetti 🍝
@simonKagreeКүн бұрын
Not to mention my pocket sausage.
@rahvlanthal8583Күн бұрын
And pocket bacon!
@tiki_trashКүн бұрын
Parmesan shoes!
@LindaC616Күн бұрын
And shirt pocket chips
@cptn.penguin902Күн бұрын
While watching this, I had the "Stop making new Oreos" video in my recommendeds xD
@LindaC616Күн бұрын
I love that postie lost weight after having a kid by giving up junk food, but he's going to promote a new Oreo😅
@DeanoDotsonКүн бұрын
I've herd the rat story so many times. The rat will be on the streets next week. Got to make that truck payment.
@jackv22446 сағат бұрын
Here's one for the record book, Stephen on a Sunday night! Awesome ❤️
@stuartclapp8998Күн бұрын
I’m disappointed Stephen did not pull out a packet of nacho cheese to put on the cookie.
@oriongonzalez605320 сағат бұрын
5:47 I SMELL WEED! 😂😂😂🤣
@mipsungvuclamКүн бұрын
I saw this on my feed and thought I missed Monday entirely!
@virginiaf.5764Күн бұрын
Velveeta pocket cheese gives new meaning to the phrase "cut the cheese".
@xOviDxКүн бұрын
"Chanel No. 2" was right there :(
@JanAinaliКүн бұрын
03:19 Ironic choosing ferns as they don't use pollination!
@JohnC29Күн бұрын
He should have pulled a packet of cheese out of his back pocket and squeezed it onto the Oreo.
@Wh0isTh3D0ct0rКүн бұрын
Even though I've heard the name countless times, this is the first time I've ever seen what Post Malone actually looks like.......I wish I could still say that.
@MiguelEstevesAraujoКүн бұрын
YEah! Portugal! :) thx for the love
@LindaC616Күн бұрын
But we went from beautiful Algarve to raccoon poop?!😅
@tiki_trashКүн бұрын
"Turd yurt of news"
@CarlRodrigКүн бұрын
Algarvian casa-vivenda 😄I'm form Portugal and never heard these two words joined. So many references to Portugal, I'm astonished, normally nobody cares about Portugal.
@cynthiacote359617 сағат бұрын
3:01 Colbert breaking here is so real
@supersonic_ianКүн бұрын
cheers from Portugal! thanks for the mention
@LindaC616Күн бұрын
How did we go from Algarve to raccoon poop!?😅
@supersonic_ianКүн бұрын
@LindaC616 these writers are just too creative, I can't keep up
@imac29Күн бұрын
Don't know the writer of the segment but this person will have a loooooong and successful career.
@GenaTriusКүн бұрын
By the way, the cat who took all those flights, she's fine. I saw that news article and she's just fine.
@Lexwell_LaversКүн бұрын
Hot pocket Velveeta 🫠
@tiki_trashКүн бұрын
Everyone knew her as Nancy.
@sourisvoleur4854Күн бұрын
I can't imagine it not bursting open and squirting cheesy goodness all over your asteroid.
@LindaC616Күн бұрын
Proper emoji
@CWilson1734Күн бұрын
Colbert is speeding up days for the Felon Trump Administration to be over with, and I ✋️ am here for that. Love ya, Colbert❤❤❤
@IAmWBeardКүн бұрын
I’m 1 step ahead. I’ve been putting string cheese packs in my pocket for 3 to 7 hrs before consumption for years. Tastes better warm. Release the pills. Enhances the flavor.
@dewimatthews6037Күн бұрын
"the outlaw's turd yurt of news" Those writers deserve a big bonus 🤑