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[@angrymob6714]

“Some laughed, some cried, but most were silent.” - J. R. Oppenheimer

[@xpendabull]

"Now I am become Skibidi, the destroyer of toilets."

[@SphynxliHere]

Aint no one laughing

[@Candydevil100]

​@@xpendabull I can't decide whether or not this makes me want to curl up in a ball with disgust or laugh.

[@Kidtoucher-wg9gg]

@@xpendabull “Now I am become brainrot, the destroyer of attention span” Cred: some random comment in LIMC video

[@Crazed-sk5nt]

Im the 1000th like. .

[@KiegKillsReality]

The skibidi Biden segment was genuinely, and I mean this, was genuinely the worst thing I have ever seen in recent memory. Literally recoiled in disgust. You know that sickening sinking feeling you get when something terrible happens? Yeah.

[@TheeyeSFM]

Oh hey, it’s keig

[@KiegKillsReality]

@@TheeyeSFM Hi! I still go by what I said yesterday. This was just the worst lmao

[@TheeyeSFM]

@@KiegKillsReality lol yeah, keep up the good work w/ your content

[@Flipaca]

Airing skibidi biden on television is worse than murder.

[@dariendude17]

Oh come on. Is it truly any worse than anything you've created?

[@gordonfreeman8109]

It's absolutely fucking wild to think that fucking Half-Life 2 led to this

[@Hongobogologomo]

This is the resonance cascade that ends the world

[@Hongobogologomo]

Theres probably portals and aliens running amok in Colberts studio right now as I type this

[@Housefreaky12]

Gordon Freeman I want you to

[@mackavelly]

​@@Housefreaky12 dr waltuh i presume

[@codeine69]

nintendo saving the gaming industry would result in DOOM eventually getting made, which would go on to partly inspire the original Half-Life. Nintendo used to make playing cards in the 1800s, but following world war 2 and eventual technological advancement Japan's tech sector would later lead Nintendo to innovate to stay afloat and relevant. Something that likely wouldn't have occured the same way had Japan either not lost world war 2 or a massive land invasion occured instead of the bombings. The bombs partly created by Oppenheimer. Need I say more

[@isabellaanderson5328]

Putting Skibidi Biden after two early 2000s memes counts as a jumpscare

[@lextorcreeper4474]

Its like a "Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition" kind of situation

[@nw3473]

Top ten most scariest jumpscares ⚠️Scary Alert⚠️ Numero cinco:

[@silverius678]

​@@nw3473skibidi biden

[@Thesqueakydude]

​@nw3473 honorable mention: Steve Harvey spider

[@thegoofycoil]

its like showing hot cheetos to a victorian child

[@AB-uj9et]

This is the 9/11 of television.

[@Xezian]

Which is weird considering 9/11 was entirely televised

[@Hillary4SupremeRuler]

I love how this is everyone's outrage to this entire segment instead of the fact that this literal actual traitor gave away our nuclear secrets. Anybody else would have been in Leavenworth for 50+ years already.

[@Michaelqwerp]

You saw the tweet too? 😭

[@kawaiiballsxx9793]

stolen comment

[@queueuof]

gen alphas 9/11

[@Roundabout68]

i understand why nobody takes american politics seriously

[@swagnamite1337]

@@Thelemonlicorice they also seem to think that a two-party system is somehow a good thing

[@tamiwu0346]

@@Thelemonlicorice aren't I so hip and relatable wit da kiddies? pokemon go to the polls amirite,!!!

[@RonnieMcNutt_Mindblowing]

​@@tamiwu0346Top 20 pop hits!! Let me show them younglings how I got my boogie on back in the days

[@user-hl2fh7dn6p]

Trump says he didn't have any classified documents so there❤❤

[@pumasworld]

Fr

[@ハイパーボレア-音楽]

Someone thought of that, someone actually wrote that into the script, someone had to edit that, someone had to sing that, they had to greenlit that and somehow no one disagrees or rebels on the abhorrent idea of "Skibidi Biden". Good God almighty

[@kencreel5660]

The writers are 5th graders

[@JennBit]

hello kagura...

[@ハイパーボレア-音楽]

@@JennBit bооbs!!!!!!

[@ICE00AGENT]

Cool name😎👉👉

[@ハイパーボレア-音楽]

@@ICE00AGENT You might be surprised by this response, but I am in fact, not a neo-Yahtzee. I chose "Hyperborea" as my music title because I think it sounds mystical and chill even though it was tainted by wannabe Aryn Brotherhood teenagers and other edgy degnerates on the internet.

[@brenlc1412]

“Do you think God stays in Heaven, because he too fears what he’s created?”

[@accidentalmadness1708]

Romero was a true philosopher

[@hismajesty6272]

This is why Hell was created

[@YellowAthenian1924]

​@@hismajesty6272This is why the flood happened

[@tobytwokenobi]

@brenlc1412, do YOU think Trump stays in Court, because he too fears what he's created? No!

[@davidnewhart2533]

God doesn't fear what He's created. And God isn't just in Heaven. He's omnipresent.

[@sheshells_]

Skibidi Biden is perhaps the worst thing you've ever done Colbert. That animation took someone-at a minimum-a few hours of work. You paid someone for that.

[@CHNineveh]

This is like fifteen 9/11s

[@darthfastball1150]

Drumpf is close. That was the most excruciating discourse in 2016. Yes I hated Trump but oh my god it was like the silver bullet for median income liberals, rather than the billion of other points you could make against him.

[@joewalsh8217]

He stays bent over for the political establishment. Total tool

[@liamharrison590]

The show is way funnier if you act like he's just playing an exaggerated liberal stereotype that's a counterpart to his character from the Report

[@mcdonaldsorwhatevers]

It could have been really funny in all seriousness but liberals dont know how to make funny anti trump memes

[@TeeloTheH0neyBee]

Look, I know this politics shit gets rough. But for once can we all just agree, regardless of our stance, that “Skibidi Biden” is easily the worst shit we’ve ever had to bear witness to as a nation?

[@saltytriscuit896]

You spelled “best” wrong

[@guestfanatic3350]

ok chuddy, clearly you aren’t sigma like us ohioans

[@whatsthedealwithairlinefood24]

a shining gemerald, you just can't see it

[@Thadmotor1044]

you obvious troll and puty asset . Despite republican obstruction / puty propaganda , President Biden making record breaking progress ! Teelo go Sit on it !

[@merucrypoison296]

Cobson thoughie

[@Parky64]

WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING 😭🙏

[@appl42]

i think this is a stock sound, no way real people are cheering

[@helpozzieimdrowning]

They have various weapons pointed at them

[@hakimi_AH]

bribery

[@progamerzach1]

NPCs

[@madebysky..]

SKIBIDI BIDEN‼️‼️

[@ltcarlsen2152]

You guys think dafuqboom is looking at this like Robert oppenheimer did when he saw the trinity test for the first time and saying. *"My god. What have I done?"*

[@HER0_]

“I have become death, destroyer of worlds.”

[@DARKANDGRIDDY1984]

poor guy, this isnt what he wanted

[@Arandomdude-i3c]

Apparently, dafuqboom got the idea of skibidi toilet from a fever dream.

[@dereckesslinger3876]

I have become brainrot, destroyer of the youth

[@squidwardstuckinalocker]

I think he was looking down at the internet after his series blew up

[@kbfton]

this would kill a victorian child

[@Miigs93]

This would kill an entire village tf

[@Fuegopaintrain]

It almost killed me

[@WatercraftGames]

It'd kill half of Europe in the 1500s

[@WalknTalknStevnHawkn]

Victorian children weren't exactly known for making it into adulthood.

[@Miigs93]

@@WalknTalknStevnHawkn That's why it's a victorian *child*

[@johnfsenpai]

The boomers have discovered Internet brainrot 💀

[@lextorcreeper4474]

Aw hell naw 💀💀

[@eeeeeeeeeeee3351]

THE TIMELINE BROKE

[@Arandomdude-i3c]

I think america is cooked💀

[@kazuma7232]

That animation made me want to commit Persona 3.

[@Kevin-McLaughlin]

“I don’t know what this skibidi is but they’re onto something”

[@bruhfish7501]

NO FUCKING WAY THE SKIBIDI BIT IS REAL WE ARE DONE FOR AS A SOCIETY😭😭😭

[@nelliekenny9630]

It was a send upon another meme.

[@nicknogimmicks]

I heard about it, saw clips out of context and thought, “There’s no way this isn’t some weird AI shit…” Well, boy, was I wrong! 💀

[@Thedude1357]

Words don't describe how fucked we are

[@MrRobertRue]

In 2016 we had the same fucking memes about trump, if anything this may be a little bit better

[@tailwhup]

@@MrRobertRue😂 lol 👍 okay. I swear you people live in a different universe

[@equinox3665]

this is why we as a country, are a laughing stock to the rest of the world.

[@GodfreyFirstEldenLord]

Nah nato is in the same state

[@FiveDotGD]

hl2 combine profile picture, based.

[@mondoprime]

That skibidi toilet bit is the most toe-curling bit of attempted comedy I've ever seen. Excruciating.

[@skunksecond]

i dont even know anymore. i think i would rather go through waterboarding then watch skibidi biden ever again

[@oliviaturner7388]

They should never do it again!

[@ratman36597]

They could play that in Guantánamo Bay

[@Thedude1357]

"hello fellow kids"

[@damienallbran]

​@Kar0nydude, thank you for having some sense of media literacy in this comments section. Literally everyone taking it as face value is crazy

[@noeI]

ive seen like 3 cartel executions and this is somehow harder to sit through

[@lappisvg]

skibidi biden probably was more painful than most medieval torture techniques

[@amyjones8613]

As a bfdi fan I love your puffball icon

[@TakeASlice-Music]

@@amyjones8613I am the cartel, you’re next.

[@rhapsody2612]

Puffball pfp spotted

[@Ab0x]

This is worse than funkytown

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

7:08 This should be classified as a CIA grade torture technique, this is truly awful

[@SandNukes]

truly worse than the fully white room or waterboarding

[@Troller-bv7te]

Skibidi Biden mewing and looksmaxxing to Duke Dennis and Adin Ross streams

[@frensplace5576]

Colbert is CIA propaganda too so it makes sense

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

It’s like a car crash, I can’t stop looking at it.

[@Troller-bv7te]

@@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake *homeless person

[@ssjaken]

Colberts writing team saw "Pokemon Go to the polls" and thought "bet"

[@mariovsspongebob56536]

This shits worse

[@ryanhernandez8324]

I never really got why Pokemon Go to the Polls was such a big deal. It was kitschy, sure, but I always thought it was pretty normal overall. This is fucking _light-years_ worse.

[@CounteredSnow]

going from the most outdated memes to skibidi toilet on national television is absolutely insane

[@pedromagnanimo924]

>;]

[@MisterFribble]

Full on whiplash

[@Cubeytheawesome]

Saturday night live and its consequences

[@bigoj7917]

@@Cubeytheawesometf does SNL have to do with this?

[@usuallyangry]

​@@bigoj7917 Saturday Night Live has time and time again been an assassination on internet culture and humor in general.

[@Henry_TownshendSH4]

Drag this man before the UN and have him apologize to the world for making this

[@BradTheAmerican]

Send him to the Hague for this crime against humanity.

[@AlexanderCarkSchmit]

Nuremburg Trial level of Crimes Against Earth.

[@omarjocelyn]

They better sentence him, because this alone was a war crime

[@MkWk-hg4pd]

Not as bad as dancing with people dressed as syringes to advertise covid vaccines for big pharma

[@brenlc1412]

Send him to the Principal’s office and have him expelled!

[@thegoodjuices4671]

the absolute balls on this man to unironically think of, create, and air skibidi biden on live television

[@ratman36597]

Sadder yet, it was a whole team of well-funded writers that came up with it. Then an editor had to make the video. Finally, a bunch of producers had to OK it.

[@TheManinBlack9054]

I think it was obviously made ironically though. that was the entire point of the segment, did you watch it?

[@_lil_lil]

​@TheManinBlack9054 I mean yeah, it being eye + ear cancer was kinda the point.

[@CJT49]

​@TheManinBlack9054 I think so, but regardless the final product we got was pure cringe, rather than the mocking tone they were aiming for.

[@TheManinBlack9054]

​@@CJT49they were specifically aiming for outdated or inappropriate cringe. That's the point.

[@Cubeytheawesome]

If Great Britain never raised taxes on tea in the 1770s, we could have prevented this tragedy

[@JacF6734]

Do you guys ever think DaFuqBoom feels like Oppenheimer rn

[@ハイパーボレア-音楽]

Comment of the year.

[@evanelison]

lmao

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"i have become sigma, rotter of brains"

[@00505De]

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"

[@Kernel-lyJoseph2]

​@@00505Deyou copied a comment

[@cheehee808_]

"Skibidi biden" idk how you can show that to a live television audience and not die of cringe immediately. Yikes

[@ztupidiezmartie6803]

Another reason for me to lose hope

[@Zeltonn]

The audience is scripted. Meaning that they are told to laugh at this. Which is sad

[@ztupidiezmartie6803]

@@Zeltonn makes sense lol

[@realhumbug]

JOE JOE JOE

[@mariopikaman1]

There are no words in heaven, hell or anywhere in between that could describe my disgust after seeing Skibidi Biden.

[@Glitchrayultra]

I think half of my brain cells half of the hell and half of heaven set them self on fire

[@MaytayMaya]

It is the hardest video I've had the displeasure of watching for awhile.

[@Blizzr]

How did he unironically say “skibidi Biden” and not immediately jump out of the window behind him.

[@timdalton919]

Because that it is a picture of the city. Not a window

[@Su-27_433]

Good question.

[@justaclown3240]

Stephen looks so sad after it, like he looks like hes going to cry

[@Hongobogologomo]

Colbert needs half a bottle of sleeping pills to get through each night.

[@combineadvisor572]

He always looks like that

[@Arandomdude-i3c]

i'd quit my job if I had to present that💀

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

He didn't exactly have an excited expression before they started playing the clip, either. He clearly knew it was gonna go down like a lead balloon.

[@starboy-max7437]

Stage 6 cancer just got discovered

[@SanguinaryIV]

As someone who almost died because we almost found my stage 4 cancer too late, I can tell you I would have rather my parents find me at stage 5 than have to listen to this.

[@starboy-max7437]

@@SanguinaryIV I'm glad you're alive friend

[@aclown36]

There is no way we got someone saying "Skibidi Biden" before we got GTA 6 US politics will never recover

[@cadentopia]

The turtle cafe is on fire

[@AstroNutting]

Chronically online

[@cadentopia]

@@AstroNutting wha

[@Dylank001]

@@cadentopiaskibidi zeppelin

[@weirdyoutubef4189]

Yeah it managed to enter politics and governments

[@Skidmark_gaming]

Did I just get fucking lobotomized

[@sleepyspacefrog]

no, worse than that, pal

[@thejayinator585]

WAS THAT FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

[@itzzprod7523]

i’m still in disbelief

[@ratman36597]

The boomers have stumbled upon tick-tock culture

[@Flesh_Wizard]

The Dimensional Merge. Chris Chan foretold of this day

[@gwarfan1994]

WAR

[@forgewhelbon1131]

Amogus hheheheheeh brianrotte

[@jimhoxworth8655]

These old farts are so in touch with today's youth. I truly never cared for politics until I saw the MASTERPIECE that is Skibidi Biden. Thanks to this, I will be voting democrat this year.

[@jackbennett3291]

😂😂😂😂 nice high as a 🪁 Joe

[@Lilo-A]

I know Skibidi! My grandson watches that trash.

[@bentownsend4017]

@@Lilo-A get him off tiktok or youtube shorts or any short form content. it is crippling their young brains

[@andrewkohler9730]

@@Lilo-A I'm 39 and have no idea what it is, but I definitely the stuff of nightmares.

[@DrJohnnyJ]

Rankings according to historians. Biden 14th. Trump 46th. Biden has done more for workers and consumers than anyone since FDR.

[@DerpyDosh]

Colbert should have his internet access revoked just for that Skibidi Biden bit alone.

[@merucrypoison296]

Unironically just voted for biden because of this lol keep coping fascist

[@setsers1]

Exactly. Worst thing I've seen in 8 years.

[@DumberEveryDay07]

@@merucrypoison296 based xister

[@BobMinecraft]

​@@DumberEveryDay07thoughie

[@Sojpans]

​@@setsers1what happened 8 years ago

[@smilemations]

i want to be Hellen Keller right now

[@Just_TheLady]

Hellen Keller graduated magna cum laude from Radcliffe, had a close association with Alexander Grahm Bell, who also worked with the deaf, visited 39 different countries, and actively campaigned for the working class. I am not criticizing your joke; I totally get it. I just saw an opening to give her credit for some stuff most people don't know.

[@nw3473]

​@@Just_TheLady She also didn't have to bear witness to Skibidi Biden

[@RealBradMiller]

​@@Just_TheLadyThis. I love stuff like this. Make fun of something, and then swoop in with some facts that makes that thing cooler. Like Vanilla... A young enslaved boy on an island figured out how to do it by hand, and got his freedom and is the reason vanilla became such a popular culinary staple! Edmond Albius was his name. Cheers have a great day!

[@ThroughTheDarkTwilight]

@@Just_TheLady she graduated by cumming? ghsdjgsdfhjahhahah ash ah shrfn fhahah ah ah ah

[@Just_TheLady]

@@nw3473 Also true

[@yulp7369]

the crowd has to be ai generated there’s no way they cheered at that

[@adriansanchezaguirre4376]

No adult would be laughing

[@melonnuggetgaming]

How do you know?

[@ztupidiezmartie6803]

​@@melonnuggetgaming dude, its skibidi biden like wtf That shit so cringe 💀💀💀

[@DylanoRevs]

I wouldn't say ai generated, but more of a 'stock sound'

[@nameman7936]

​@@DylanoRevsI wonder how the live audience felt if there was one

[@popepenguin1st973]

I was hoping the Skibidi Biden thing wasn't real

[@the_swedishgamer]

It’s so stupid lol

[@Arandomdude-i3c]

I thought it was just gonna be another brain dead web series. But nope💀

[@1newfieland]

@@Arandomdude-i3c Thank god

[@bigoj7917]

Never thought I would see the show fall off this hard. Fire whoever put together the skibidi Biden segment. Throw them in jail for making us have to witness that abomination.

[@Lyerbait13]

Made me want to die

[@AlanTheBeast100]

Lighten up. You'll live a little longer.

[@timvanarsdel]

Thank you for the warning. I blocked the video with an explorer.exe window and watched through teeny-weeny Taskbar vision, and time still crawled while my skin tried to turn inside out. Mighty fuck almighty...

[@orchidorio]

Go take a dump. You'll feel better.

[@SofaKing2001]

​@@AlanTheBeast100 Found the Skibidi Biden fan.

[@FunniEmi]

You couldn’t pay me one billion dollars to laugh at this in the crowd

[@LocknessDaGoat]

Damn man I would take that deal the hell you on about

[@THATGRAFTEDBRO]

This made me laugh from how painful it was to watch😭

[@TFFAN16]

A billion dollars to laugh at a cringe joke? I'll take that deal in a heartbeat

[@doubleaa7368]

yeah you would

[@SethsNewChannel]

I know this is a joke, but I'd take that deal no matter what. A billion dollars is a billion dollars.

[@mindlessgonzo]

"Look where Merchan comes from!" Same place Aileen Cannon, the judge mucking up the classified docs case in FL hails from: Columbia. But not a peep out of Trump on that!

[@catherinemushaw1956]

This should be blasted on the News

[@gladtravis]

There is never logical consistency. There is only if you're favorable to him or not.

[@realfan3565]

The Colombians votes for Republicans in droves.

[@FionaKelleghan111]

Lawrence O'Donnell consistently calls her by her full name, Aileen Mercedes Cannon, as a reminder.

[@charlenezevelykirby481]

@@gladtravis exactly! He said it himself he only likes those who like him, and that's a very light way to put it.

[@todd3205]

Thank you, Mr. Colbert and writers. My family will never forget what you've done.

[@lisazonfrillo9674]

Correct we need these late night hosts telling it like it really is Trump is Hitler !

[@Lifeline13216]

​@lisazonfrillo9674 yeah that's why you people are calling for genocide. From the river to the sea I believe is your motto.

[@morpher44]

@@lisazonfrillo9674 Can't be. Hitler escaped Germany, thru Spain, in a submarine to Argentina. Then he moved north a bit and was hidden at this special compound all prepared for him. But he grew tired of it and wanted to work on the make lots of baby Hitler project. Most of these offspring were half-Hitler and half-Spanish. It was an odd combination and some didn't make it. If Trump was part of this "make a Hitler" project, then their biological team may have gotten their hands on some German / Scottish DNA. So half German / Scottish and half whatever Hitler was. I think anyone born of that would probably be strangling themselves. But. Hmmm. Maybe they could control it with pills. They would obviously plan to have the child adopted by a racists land lord in New York. He must come from humble beginnings.

[@belindared3389]

Scince, it's not really funny. Thank you for staying positive and happy and funky 😊😊😊😊😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@phylis3917]

🎯👏🏿

[@Haz1986]

Half of the comments: I HATE SKIBIDI BIDEN Other half of the comments: I HATE DONALD TRUMP

[@Da_Trololz]

Probabily the best comment here.

[@hakimi_AH]

now its most

[@J8BR]

This is what skibidi toilet is doing to society.

[@weirdyoutubef4189]

Yeah that it managed to enter politics and governments and Russia is just looking at like………wtf

[@brianmclellan7001]

I am a Canadian I thought we had problems but what the hell is going on in the USA

[@wendigo53]

Remember Flight 752 - Trump's recklessness killed 138 Canadians and 38 others.

[@kerrynicholls6683]

I know right. Makes me feel so much better about my own country. Shits always happening, someone has been killed, etc. But instead I watch America, and then I always be like, well at least it’s not America. Shame on me, but it helps with my mental health, so I know it’s terrible, but comparing, just makes me feel better about different places and people. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺 P.S. I don’t do this with Canada. Because Canada is great and a Commonwealth country, the same as us. 😊

[@boudibla4011]

they have bigger problems

[@markhetz1119]

RIGHT I WITH YOU 👍🏻

[@TophinatorStreams]

My wife was just saying, if Donald Trump gets elected, that Canada will seem nice all times a year.

[@merucrypoison296]

Bro has literally nothing to talk about when trump isn’t in office ☠️💀☠️

[@logpo5402]

skibidi biden gemerald doey

[@ANANAS1K007]

we gotta have gegagedigedagedago biden next gemmy pfp doe

[@GraceDavis-sp1ey]

Trump ISN'T in office and hasn't been in almost five years, yet this show is still going strong, so what are you saying?

[@GraceDavis-sp1ey]

Trump is not currently in office and hasn't been in almost four years yet this show is still going strong so what are you talking about?

[@Thedude1357]

​@@GraceDavis-sp1ey go cry to skibidi Biden this show is shite

[@catswork]

the skibidi biden part made me suicidal

[@Alex_Nason]

You sound like a very thin skinned person

[@guccimane9965]

it's ok to not be ok but you should really talk to someone about this, hugs friend

[@Kitty255Again]

​@@guccimane9965theres no cure for skibiditus

[@Alex_Nason]

Imagine being so frail that you're pushed over the edge by a meme about skibidi toilet

[@Kitty255Again]

@@Alex_Nason you fool it is a joke people like to be funny on the internet silly even dare i say comedic and/or comical

[@KingjakeStudios]

7:08 is the reason biden dropped out

[@PlebWRLD]

Skibidi Biden may be the worst video i have ever seen in my life

[@Zero_hk]

Skibidi biden cured my cancer. Thanks obama

[@offendersofficial]

going on the late night show and seeing skibidi biden in 2024 is like going on the news and seeing the plane hit the second tower in 2001

[@Thedude1357]

I can't imagine what It was like watching this shit live...

[@Alex_Nason]

No it is not??

[@dunnoausernamedunno5533]

@@Alex_Nasonyeah bro i’m sure the og guy had no sarcasm whatsoever when he made this comment, he definitely intended for you to take it literally

[@offendersofficial]

@@dunnoausernamedunno5533 Can confirm

[@russellcampbell9198]

Can you hear my laughter all the way from Australia? Donnie "nearly escaped death"!! That had me spitting out my coffee ☕️ 🇦🇺

[@annakingry9157]

He's soooo dumb.

[@grahammcfadyenhill9555]

Like the poor Irishman working at the Bushmill's Distillery who fell into a whiskey vat...three co-workers tried to rescue him, but he fought them off bravely.

[@AlanTheBeast100]

To think he makes "the mind is a terrible thing to lose" (Dan Quayle) look smart ... strange world.

[@PBInspectionClub]

Same, when Skibidi Biden came up I laughed so hard I farded 🐺💀🔥💀🔥🔥👏👏😂😂😂

[@katyushastudios]

The skibidi Biden part had me shitting out into my skibidi toilet 💩🥵🦶🏻😯🦶🏻🫴🦶🏻😊🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[@YashaSegal]

Born too late to explore the world Born too early to explore the stars But I was born at the perfect time to see skibidi biden

[@twotimesj6478]

I’m gonna be real, that skibidi Biden bit ruined my morning mood lol

[@Cubeytheawesome]

I attempted suicide after seeing that.

[@HUSAM_420]

IT RUINED MY MORNING WOOD

[@twotimesj6478]

@@HUSAM_420 my condolences

[@JimmyBoosterCrate]

I misread that, you misread that, we all misread that

[@polyglot12]

Thanks Stephen for showing us the absurdity in the news we hear everyday!

[@sheilaboston7051]

I wonder what Republicans would think about the two gay penguins we have in one of our Australian zoos. They paired up and have quite successfully reared their first adopted baby penguin from an egg they were given. As penguins mate for life, I'm sure there will be more to follow 🐧🐧

[@FionaKelleghan111]

@@sheilaboston7051 You can find quite a lot of documentaries about gay life among mammals. Ricky Gervais does a segment on it. I'm not sure about loner animals like tigers and orangutans, though.

[@charlenezevelykirby481]

@@sheilaboston7051 AH Nature, isnt it wonderful.

[@Quicks1lvr]

​@@sheilaboston7051I wonder what Democrats think when animals commit infanticide. "I need that in my life"

[@MattlikestrainsOfficial]

@@sheilaboston7051 skibidi penguin

[@darrenkirsch4870]

"Your grandkids will explain the toilet thing" sir I'm 24 and have 0 idea wtf that's about 😂

[@elizabeth9134]

Me, neither!

[@daviddelgado6090]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJWwm3aXZdOkgZIsi=Nj-Dp0v1qV6ZoErN

[@sethswheelhouse]

I'm 25, do understand, don't want to, and can say with confidence you're not missing anything.

[@grahammcfadyenhill9555]

Something to do with not using it? Depending instead?

[@Kasain27]

I'm 34 and only know because of my kids lol

[@Someoneoutthere-mt6jp]

As a Colbert watcher, I genuinely felt physical pain when I first saw this sketch. Horrible enough you wanna run but you can't

[@Subgenrelol]

SKIBIDI BIDEN is giving me the same 2016 energy as DRUMPF, it’s almost nostalgic in a way..

[@merucrypoison296]

Skibidi biden drumpf rizz bulls won

[@xdxreaper218]

its like they actually want him to win by making these so bad

[@briancoburn5957]

You're still saying Drumph, huh?

[@Subgenrelol]

@@briancoburn5957 no, that’s like almost 3 elections ago. Hence me saying it’s nostalgic

[@russellhammond371]

Of course, it's worse than we thought. It always is with cult leaders.

[@morpher44]

let's not rush to conclusions yet. I think we soon may find that it is worse than the previous worse that we thought. And after that, more worse. Lot's of worse. Entire swimming pools of worse. You could swim in that worse. It is probably so worse that you can't even imagine how worse.

[@jainthorne4136]

Oh lord! I just flashed on Trump in a swimming pool playing Marco Pool…except calling out “Melania” with the response being “hates you”

[@morpher44]

@@jainthorne4136 LOL! Now I can see "Marco" and she replies "Polio". "Marco" ... "Bubonic Plague".... "Marco" ... "Spider Venom"."Marco" ... "fugu fish"

[@rockmillar8641]

​@@morpher44 ❤imo 😏. It's gonna get worse B4 it gets better 😔. Vote Citizens 🕊️🇺🇲❤️

[@billytheweasel]

I thought the "extra" secret ones would be at one of his gold courses.

[@celticphoenix2579]

Wait wait wait wait....he *nearly* escaped death? So...he actually didn't escape death? He actually died and we are all being subjected to what happens when neither heaven, hell or purgatory wants him farting the place up? Surprisingly that explains a lot...

[@hunterannett967]

Skibidi biden actually aired on live television, god please send an astroid

[@Chipmania42069]

at this point nasa should just call off the dart mission and let us die

[@SheIIfire]

now im rooting for the fucking asteroid

[@dragonxblkangelx216]

No Biden should Just Arrest these asholes

[@krysztoffyourself]

WHO MADE THAT FUCKING “SKIBIDI BIDEN” ANIMATION AND WHY

[@SomeDumyOnYouTube]

Boomers attempting to appeal to the fellow kids

[@bagle5393]

skibidi toilet’s main audience are 12-7 year olds, this wasn’t made to pull in younger audiences this was torture

[@Sleepy.C]

​@@bagle5393this probably incinerated their audience

[@themarchoftime3691]

@@Sleepy.C Cremated even Perhaps

[@weirdyoutubef4189]

@@bagle5393like just WOAH skibidi toilet managed to enter politics and governments and when North Korea or china hack USA they will see skibidi toilet

[@sepiasnakesigil]

I resent that I've managed to skate along for months without seeing any skibidi toilets and then got exposed trying to watch Colbert.

[@misterzonkier5524]

I envy you

[@TheyLuhCastro]

That’s what you get for watching slop

[@carsineceremony]

why would you ever watch stephen colbert

[@XS-03_Apollo]

The original skibidi toilet series is pretty good tbh. But the memes around it just… aren’t.

[@Thedude1357]

I think skibidi Biden was placed here to torture people who watch this show

[@Chasemidis]

7:12 leave. I don’t care if this is satire. Leave.

[@freed4700]

As soon as the wider young population sees this it’s over for Joe. This sealed the deal

[@coolio6855]

It's so Joever

[@Errand_chip]

WHO ON THE FUCKING EARTH LET BRO COOK💀💀💀💀

[@armorist6570]

First the Vax-Scene, now Skibidi Biden Good God man

[@mikeoxbig7931]

“If it hurts my feelings, it’s rigged.” - Odor 45

[@BuffyNTinkDidImprov]

WELL THAT'S JUST TOO DAMN BAD! -Grampa from Holes

[@chrisrj9871]

We think about trump and his patheticness since 2021, we think about him getting that second term this year while he's grouching and crying and farting and sleeping and in bad need of prison-time... if that happens, WE'd be the pathetic ones. Make sure that never happens! Make sure the equal marriage law reaches its 10th anniversary next year!!!

[@charlenezevelykirby481]

by him! He just couldn't understand why his election rigging failed letting Biden win. Since he seemed to know, when we did not, that it was definitely rigged ahead of time, well before the election. I do not think he has a Crystal Ball, the FBI didn't mention finding one in their search anyway.

[@billytheweasel]

@@BuffyNTinkDidImprov Trump cries that everything's so unfair. He should be damn glad it ISN'T fair.

[@RevCeleste]

The bit about Biden not being understandable in speaking gibberish just wasn't funny

[@carolynmcmickle6728]

So much projection with the “stinking up.” HE even looked embarrassed after he said it.

[@SuzannePepin-r1r]

Trump can not be embarassed as trump is too far gone...insane!

[@phylis3917]

Patience. The mind is being stressed.

[@marianne1156]

Hence the name change The Republican Party hasn't existed since 2015 It's been The Projection Party since Trump touched it, because,..... "Everything Trump Touches Dies"

[@marianne1156]

Narcissistic Pathological Liar Rapist works too.

[@firstlast-gn5bo]

Dementia confusion.

[@pjlikesmusic]

Imagine being a boomer and seeing Biden's head out of a toilet on your T.V. screen

[@landismcgauhey7217]

When I was on active duty 40 years ago, had I done with classified documents 1/10th of what this guy is accused of, I'd still be in prison.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Reality Winner was in prison for 4 years for one stupid document that "couldn't rule out" Russian election interference..not proved. Just couldn't rule out.

[@kathleenmartin7498]

So would anyone else.. I have no idea how trump can get away with all he does... I guess the term Teflon Don is deserving

[@RusTsea196T]

Exactly, and we know that because people who even unintentionally mishandled classified material end up in prison.

[@charlenezevelykirby481]

@@kathleenmartin7498 because it is so hard to believe that any of this could possibly be real or that people would actually believe support or go along with any of this so most did not think it warranted attention or a bona-fide response denouncing any of it. We were so wrong in our arrogance. We need to take note and see this is real and serious and deal with it as Colbert and others like him have been doing all along. It is our country not just Trumps and we are responsible for ensuring it endures. We are the people. Freedom is not free it comes with consequences for our choices we use our freedom to make.

[@Mondfischli]

...water sommelier at gitmo I guess 😂

[@Werthesiu]

7:09 The 9/11 of American television

[@tom201090]

Unfortunately because Judge Cannon is overseeing the Documents case that is going nowhere. One can only hope he goes to prison as a result of one of his other trials...although he might end up dying before that actually happens. While he may get a conviction for something...he will not face accountability (jail). The worst he is looking at is house arrest...and he lives in a golf resort.

[@tom201090]

@@gbeaty6189 Your country, I'm in the UK...we have enough cock ups of our own (politically and non-politically). I get what you are saying though. As you get various laws and legislation which vary state by state maybe it would be better for each state to go their different ways and become a separate country.

[@mattwilliams1751]

Whatever Hitlers language is, this is far worse.

[@Cornhub654]

Probably genocides, the Holocaust, wars, and other things

[@anthonymiele4320]

They didn't search all of his properties. I'm quite sure he has many more documents spread around his holdings and those most recently found were simply brought there after the fact from another location.

[@kathleenmartin7498]

They need to search his kid's homes & offices too!!it

[@anifsky1065]

All these comments about trump saying this or that, Meanwhile I’m here like: WHY DID THEY MAKE SKIBIDI BIDEN 😭WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE?

[@pilgorgames9797]

Obviously trying to rope in a younger audience but they clearly don’t understand what their actual intended target audience looks at

[@Quicks1lvr]

You noticed the super pacs accounts also doing their best to have you ignore the rot they just watched too? But they'll remind you of trump

[@apacheshepherd8059]

After seeing that skibidi clip… It’s actually so Joever…

[@seaseater]

This is quite possibly the worst thing ever broadcasted on tv. the fact that not only someone probably over 40 made this, but also that colbert, being 60, genuinely broadcasted skibidi biden on his show is crazy. But the thing that pisses me of most is that at the end of the day, someone got paid to make that abomination.

[@Cubeytheawesome]

No wonder AI art is getting popular. /j

[@LaggyxKittenx]

shits crazy.

[@Pumpkinking3119]

7:10 The fact that this infection has spread to here makes me worry for my and all future generations. Im incredibly disappointed and my day is ruined.

[@G4rr0.]

Homosexual behavior has been observed in over 200 species, homophobia has been observed in 1

[@Left4Coochie]

2 with me

[@keeperoftheshrimbo1101]

Homophobia reserved for God's smartest creation. Meanwhile other things seen all across nature: Incest, r*pe, cannibalism, eating shit, etc.

[@BewareofFalseProphets]

So true! Cannibalism has been recorded in over 1,500 species, and Cannibalphobia has only been observed in 1.

[@rochellestarr9538]

HATE is exclusive to humans

[@FlorenzVillegas]

@@BewareofFalseProphets Ja, but the Donald isn't one of them. He cheers for Hannibal the Cannibal, watching Silent of the Lambs. ;-)

[@jalabi99]

Every accusation they make is a confession. TFG saying that the FBI action on his golf resort was meant to take him out, shows what he himself wants to do to his "political rivals".

[@gordonanderson3111]

No less true than anything he says - let's start the rumor Donald WAS assassinated by covert US operatives, just like Senator Robert Kennedy was just before he would have become president! We now know, as proven fact, CIA 'mind control' was used to take him out - so we could have the evil war criminal president Nixon instead!

[@catswork]

fr tho freudian slips be real

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

Conservative Agenda: Deflect and Project. The classic "i know you are but what am i" play. (Edit: typo)

[@roguewolf7053]

Seriously. How many times do they have to prove this for people supporting them to see it?! I live in rural Mississippi & literally everyone I know except 5 or 6 people not only fully support Trump but also believe multiple far right conspiracies & believe *everyone* who does *not* support Trump/MAGA Republican Party are *enemies of America* !! And forget about trying to calmly & respectfully discuss politics with any of them(including close family)like was common *prior* to 2015! As literally *the SECOND* you show you don’t 110% believe & support Trump + MAGA Republicans *exactly* like they do…they resort to yelling, severe insults(kind you can *never* take back)& blind hatred. Over half our families now refuse to talk to me or my husband except at holiday family get togethers and we’ve completely been cut off by 2/3rd of those we thought of as friends. Same people will viciously attack us on FB using vile & even threatening language yet when we run into them in public they act sweet as sugar. 😒 - I’ve literally watched sermons posted on the websites of multiple local churches where the preachers proclaim that anyone who doesnt support Trump &/or the Republican Party are “enemies of the Church & country”.🤯 Such sermons are filled with hate & intolerance…the opposite of what I was taught about being a Christian in several of those same churches growing up. I just don’t understand. Between 2015-2017 I found out that over 90% of the people in my community are NOT who I thought they were. I never thought I’d see such intolerance here where having even a single differing opinion causes people to entire discard decades of friendship or even family ties and triggers such intense hatred. It’s utter insanity!

[@mmmmkekdkcmwmmf]

there’s no going back from this, we’ve officially entered the hell zone of tv

[@RellixurGMD]

Entered the what

[@ScootHasAYouTubeHandle]

ive seen videos of human beings being murdered in cold blood and this is somehow worse

[@Zakkatoos]

Tf please explain

[@ashleypureheart4789]

Skibidi Biden feels like if SNL did a Cocomelon skit.

[@johnmoffat7855]

Excellent comedic analysis of todays events circling around the orange blowfish

[@Quicks1lvr]

Skipidi Biden is not comedic

[@Sleepy.C]

You deserve to be banned by your ISP

[@nw3473]

Skibidi Biden is the opposite of comedy

[@melbamartinez2183]

It all very serious . Still do not understand how he qualified to be our President. With all that he has done before ,during and after; it is mindblowing ,that he not only still running but NOT IN PRISON!

[@catherinemushaw1956]

Let's hope Bidenand Harris win and Impeach the Supreme Court of Justices 3 to be exact, then STACK the Court with Brilliant minded individuals who are not on the take.

[@shaunaburton7136]

I know. It seems like a fast food restaurant wouldn’t hire him.

[@bethh.6455]

He has money. Rich people get away with everything. But someone middle class or lower would be crucified

[@XiaoGuanYin104]

Electoral "college".

[@IamWhoYouSayIam]

Me neither and I get really flabbergasted when I see some of the so-called African Americans selling their conscience for the MAGA hat

[@Just_Noise]

I am from Chile but honestly this video transcends nationalities, sex, races and will be a moment that will remain in posterity not only on the internet but in history in general. that sketch is terrible

[@wonejoinquisidor1018]

CHILE MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣🇨🇱🇨🇱

[@maacpiash]

I’m from Australia and I couldn’t agree with you more. This was despicable in every way possible.

[@BigCaj]

holy fuck youre telling me the writers went on strike and got pay raises for that skibidi toilet bit? maybe we really should replace them with AI.

[@Cubeytheawesome]

Maybe AI isn’t all that bad

[@Iluvpie6]

As if AI wouldn’t come up with skibidi toilet

[@owenswabi]

@@Iluvpie6she would never

[@EmperorPenguin1217]

AI would be even worse

[@TristanWintle]

Well the prophecy has come true. We have lived to see man-made horrors beyond our comprehension.

[@soundbreaker8174]

moment of silence for the audience who were held at gunpoint and forced to laugh

[@robertalter3186]

Guys! Guys! The Supreme Chancellor of Comedy is here! Thank you for deciding what is and what is not humorous, soundbreaker8174!🙄

[@hiiamelecktro4985]

Bro said ‘skibidi biden’ 😔 This election is sooo jover 😞

[@patcomerford5596]

A "current wife in trump's bedroom", priceless.🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@mariegeorge8865]

😂😂😂

[@PikachuPromo]

COLBERT IS PATHETIC

[@otrab1080]

Skibidi Biden was so bad that Joe Biden had to drop out.

[@greenleader3520]

I can’t believe these Mfs went on strike to get paid more and this is the best they can come up with.

[@anifsky1065]

Not all writers are made equal; ACTUAL writers (breaking bad ones for example) deserve to be paid more. These “people” however, do not

[@greenleader3520]

@@anifsky1065 I’m sorry man, but after this; I think these mfs ruin it for the talented mfs. 💀😭

[@JAMESSMITH-gr6ko]

That Biden in the toilet thing was terrifying as it was annoying.

[@Opus313]

Of course Donnie had documents in his bedroom... but this bedtime story does not have a happy ending for him... of any kind...

[@kiwihib]

I think I would win a bet they weren't in the bedroom when the search was done, bet he brought them out afterwards to gloat over.

[@charlenezevelykirby481]

along side his book of Hitler speeches that he keeps next to his bed for light reading.

[@Scanner9631]

@@kiwihib I think I would win a bet they weren't in the bedroom when the search was done, bet he brought them out afterwards to gloat over. Wasn't there both a locked cabinet in his bedroom AND a hidden access to a secret room that the FBI didn't get into?

[@kiwihib]

@@Scanner9631 I knew about the secret room, have never heard about the cabinet.

[@Scanner9631]

@@kiwihib Trump had the locks changed and took the new keys with him when he left. If it were not Trumps they would have smashed it open or brought in a locksmith. But since it was Trumps it was not searched.

[@funnyfanboystepmania5301]

imagine falling a sleep on the couch and you wake up to the late show and you see this

[@setsers1]

Skibidi Biden makes me wanna press charges after seeing that stupid crap.

[@solidskullz5736]

7:10 This man should change his name to Stephen Coalbert because this is legitimately one of the worst memes I’ve ever seen in my life and I use ifunny

[@aaz.2007]

coal is too good for whatever you and i just witnessed

[@simongiles9749]

"The judge hates Donald Trump". Well, he's a rational human being with empathy and integrity, then, I guess.

[@joymattson8549]

and what kind of weirdo talks about themselves in the third person??

[@nw3473]

No matter where you sit on the political spectrum, you gotta agree this is the worst thing we've had to witness.

[@Rhiannon011]

Judge Cannon is from Colombia also...don't hear trump trashing her!!

[@lupitavillalobos5966]

He is so ignorant, I bet he doesn't know she is Colombian

[@mattgies]

*Colombia

[@Rhiannon011]

@@mattgies Thanks, I corrected it.

[@mattgies]

@@Rhiannon011 You're welcome.

[@dielaughing73]

He probably will though, as soon as she does anything he doesn't like