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MAGA congressmen attended Trump’s hush money trial to support the defendant, New York’s mayor Eric Adams has a new plan to deal with the city’s rat problem, and a runaway raccoon won the hearts of pro soccer fans.
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[@yurielcundangan9090]

“I heard you’re free on Wednesday’s” Savagery

[@justiceforrevina]

Hey guys...grandpa Joe made a funny!!! 😁😁😁🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣

[@cleverusername9369]

​​@@justiceforrevina at least he has a sense of humor. Trump famously can't take a joke, had no sense of humor, and only makes jokes at the expense of disabled people or anyone he can punch down at.

[@ubiquitousrose7476]

​@cleverusername9369 I said it on jest - I thought the comment ( Joe"s wednesday joke) was hilarious! tRumps an evil monster !

[@johnathanmartin1504]

@@cleverusername9369 Some people are so weak that they consider that a positive feature. If you punch down that just shows everyone you're too cowardly to punch up.

[@terasesnyder1626]

Tickles me every timeI hear Biden's quip

[@eo6311]

Cohen ain't the guy on trial. Somehow this fact eludes the defense.

[@persianking44]

Unfortunately, the defense's job isn't necessarily to prove their client is innocent, but rather, sometimes their job is to seed just enough doubt among the jury to get a hung jury or not guilty verdicts. Here's hoping jury has enough sense to slap Trump with the first of many deserved guilty verdicts.

[@annakingry9157]

And the media.

[@SayAhh]

"Trump could be a bad guy" is a fact that eludes all MAGA voters.

[@t.dmytryshyn2615]

Could?

[@SayAhh]

@@t.dmytryshyn2615 They don't even believe that he has broken a single law much less over a hundred

[@AlexaPittenger]

One of the first comments I saw concerning journalists trying to cover Trump was by a British journalist who wrote “it’s difficult to understand what he means when he says words” 😂

[@EebstertheGreat]

Yeah, the same people who say they like Trump because he's plainspoken and easy to understand will also say that everyone misunderstands Trump and takes him out of context. Which is it? When he says he wants to stop all Muslims from entering the country and to register all Muslims currently in the country, is he being "plainspoken" or not?

[@generalputnam2990]

​@@EebstertheGreatHe apparently also wants to register & monitor all pregnant American women, too.

[@Rugelacharugula]

But he has the BEST WORDS!

[@Taricus]

"Standing back and standing by" is absolutely psychotic... Some people say some thngs are dog whistles and you can be like, "okayyyyyy..." and see both sides... that one is a straight up foghorn.... i'm at a loss for words...

[@leavingitblank9363]

Yeah, I was willing to give T**** the benefit of the doubt on that one, especially considering his inability to articulate, but the MAGAs have taken it up and Gaetz just made it official.

[@coffeeNTrees]

I will not accept the outcome of the trial. Unless he's found guilty.

[@user-bf5ik2sq5e]

YES!!!!🙀🥰😍

[@nelliekenny9630]

I've got the champagne and the tissues ready.

[@jonb4248]

TDS. You could accept a court’s decision, either way.

[@IAmSuzyQ]

One of the worst parts of the Trump era is the inescapable realization of just how many truly awful people walk among us.

[@garfield2439]

That saddens me to no end.😢😢😢

[@EdricLysharae]

Is Ignorance bliss, or is Knowledge power? At least we now know the extent of the social rot, unpleasant as that revelation is to us.

[@scopie49]

Not just among us. The realization that an alarming amount of these people are in positions of power.

[@Noxius-Remind]

Trust me, Biden is far worse. Look up the Aishley Dairy that just got confirmed to be true

[@Noxius-Remind]

Biden

[@LJHB0922]

As someone who has the misfortune of living in Matt Gaetz’ district, I will gladly write-in the “Anyone else” candidate when he is up for rejection. I mean reelection. I will repeat that process for his friends : Greene, Boebert, Trump…

[@victoriaeads6126]

When Louis laughs that hard, Stephen KNOWS he nailed the joke. I love it!!!

[@shermanculbertson6244]

It’s absolutely and completely embarrassing that Gaetz and Boebert are members of Congress. It’s humiliating for Congress.

[@mrmockatoo6786]

MTG, Gym Jordan, Cancun Ted, McConnell, Birdschitt, Johnson, McCarthy, Comer Pyle...the list is endless...

[@seanscanlon9067]

You would think Boebert would be more concerned with her own son's court case and with finding him a lawyer.

[@sonofradium4835]

Not just for Congress, the whole country. The presence of people like them in government is only a symptom of the intellectual rot that this nation is suffering from. Moral decay to say the least.

[@dthomas9230]

@@seanscanlon9067 She's going to be a grandma soon, so she may be thinking of the fetus.

[@dthomas9230]

She was 16 when she had her son, he is 16 now, and soon to be a father. His dad beats his son as heard on 911 tapes.

[@poppybell8217]

Please oh PLEASE hold this “man” accountable for ONCE in his miserable, sleazy life!!!!

[@michaelcarter5624]

Haha what was the crime?

[@dennis1954]

I’ll second that and add, “T-Rump 2024 years in prison!”

[@t.dmytryshyn2615]

Go slither back under your rock troll.

[@user-kz9ni8bo2i]

@@michaelcarter5624 Pretending to be a caring human. He can't even be a good father and husband......Aside from his endless crimes. Admit it, if Joe Biden had done these things, we'd all be just as upset about it.

[@johnathanmartin1504]

@@michaelcarter5624 Have you been living under a rock for eight years? You have 91 crimes to choose from.

[@themurphingjay5829]

Why is everyone so surprised Cohen did a great job on the witness stand? He is well acquainted with not only as a defendant, but as former long time attorney, he knows how to behave on cross.

[@paulleverton9569]

Boebert went to New York to support Trump during his court case but failed to attend the Colorado court where her own son is being tried. Those GOP family values keep shining through the mists of rational priorities.

[@margarethooten3007]

She's a good argument for abortion.

[@debrachilders3544]

You're absolutely correct

[@andreasobuaculla9511]

It's a hard pick between 2 losers!

[@cozmo840]

I just looked him up because I couldn’t remember what he was charged with, and man…. That whole family…

[@kathyraygoza3299]

Interesting that nearest and dearest of drumphs family including his sister/sisters didn't show up for support. I'm pretty sure that those Republicans who showed up bullied into being there or want to show Drumph they wish to be chosen as a running mate.

[@alex35agm]

If all they had was Cohen's testimony, then yes,they could challenge him but he also backed up his statements with actual documentation proving what he said.

[@tarheelfangp]

⁠ it doesn’t MATTER. Even if trump had knowledge and cohen isnt lying the crime is “falsifying business records” and is a misdemeanor of which the statute of limitations is expired. For it to be a felony (as is charged) it needs to be in furtherance of another crime. I’ll ask again WHAT IS THE OTHER CRIME? They have said in violation of campaign finance laws. Ok so they wanted Trump to claim the expense as a campaign expense? THAT IS ALSO A CRIME. Can’t have it both ways. No one is arguing Trump prob had knowledge of the payment. It’s legal to pay people hush money. It’s also only a misdemeanor to falsify a business record. This case is a joke. If dems wanna take out trump, classified docs case is their best shot, not this garbage.

[@JusticeAlways]

​@@tarheelfangp The case put Donald Trump's behavior in the public eye...dragged thru the mud...just like he did with Hillary Clinton. A verdict isn't really needed.

[@josephhawthorne5097]

@@tarheelfangp I don't know if you're ignorant or lying, but it has been quite clearly explained, that Cohen paying the hush money, even if payed back by Trump, was functionally a donation to Trump's campaign (because there is clear record that it was done to hide it specifically to help him with voters) and the value of the payments is far in excess of the legal donation limit. That is why it is a violation of campaign finance laws, that is why Cohen went to jail, and why the person who directed him to do it, Donal Trump, must also legally be held accountable. Also, you say no one is arguing Trump had knowledge, one of the defenses' primary fucking claims is that Trump had no involvement even though there is numerous witnesses to him discussing paying Cohen and how to write it up to hide the actual reason for the payments, and he signed the fucking checks personally.

[@barbarahecht4617]

@@tarheelfangp Good observation, dude. You are 100% correct. but you have to realize that Many many Never-Trumpers want him to be prevented from attaining a second term as President and will therefore accept ANY means that achieves that end.

[@terri6854]

@tarheelfango Do you HONESTLY think a grand jury and now a trial could occur if it was so full of holes? Don't be so gullible. Your understanding is what is full of holes. Here's the situation: "Falsifying business records in the first degree is a felony under New York state law that requires that the "intent to defraud includes an intent to commit another crime or to aid or conceal the commission thereof". This is in contrast to falsifying business records in the second degree, which is a misdemeanor that does not have that requirement.[7][94][95] In later filings, Bragg listed three such crimes that Trump allegedly intended to commit: violation of federal campaign finance limits, violation of state election laws by unlawfully influencing the 2016 election, and violation of state tax laws regarding the reimbursement.[96] Trump can move to allow the jury the option to convict on the misdemeanor charges as a lesser included offense, but is not required to do so.[97]"

[@dannmarceau9743]

Today was the first time Lauren Boebert (R-CO) had been in a courtroom without being the defendant.

[@tylerkochman1007]

Wrong. She was probably there when her ex-husband was convicted of exposing his penis to minors (while on a date with Lauren)

[@alexandradaniele]

While the crowd outside, while she was talking to reporters, yelled Beetlejuice!

[@Devilninja333]

Also wasn’t there for her son while he’s in court

[@slavojalois1639]

😂❤

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

​@@Devilninja333 She hasn't even got him a lawyer!

[@parksbpknit]

OMG, that helium was so on point!!!! I know the jury will find him guilty, so ready for the verdict and I predict it will take all of an hour. I live to never her his voice ever again.

[@thaliazelmer2327]

From your lips to the ears of Lady Justice!

[@mehere8038]

watchig internationally, what I see is 2 sides equally as bad as each other in cognitive dissonance. Tell me, what are you going to do if the jury find him not guilty? Riot? bet you won't accept the decision, will you! You will do exactly as you accuse the othe rside of!

[@pangalactictuber]

Louis’s perfect pitch is as good as Jon’s was - both able to accompany Stephen wherever he goes!

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Going “Full Douche” is what Matt “giggidy” Gaetz does.

[@cmdraftbrn]

and venmo'ing "school supplies"

[@evanmorris6057]

Shouldn’t Boebert be back home getting her son a good lawyer?

[@triciamyles7258]

Priorities! She could also actually go to her job! Priorities.

[@Oneshot8242]

She wouldn't know a good lawyer if one crawled out of her nostril.

[@user-bf5ik2sq5e]

@@triciamyles7258 would we, though, the people, be better with her "doing her job"🤔...⚖ we might be safer if she doesn't do any more harm, let her sit in the courtroom like, I'm conflicted with how much time tp was on the golf course, however, that time spent away may have saved us, U S A. a little, but then he and his minions can damage anything from anywhere so....idk

[@marydungan6748]

Yeah. Miss Great Mom left him to fend for himself.

[@BMALB2023]

​@@marydungan6748 Her son is a father, grown enough to handle making a baby and grown enough to take care of his own legal affairs. She forgot to parent him waaay back when it mattered.

[@potterpotty01]

the professional musicians pissing themselves laughing in the corner at Stephen's recorder playing.

[@AURON2401]

Cringing in dispair.

[@patriciatinkey2677]

Painful😮

[@heidinova6883]

Pure gold 🤣🤣

[@Mallykins]

Trump will never, ever allow Tim Scott to sit at the big boy table. It’s embarrassing honestly.

[@ColetteJohnson-pb5cz]

I agree....but I cannot tolerate Tim Scott....he is pathetic...."Its because I love you Mr. President" BS

[@williamduffy1227]

"Seen here achieving maximum douche... " 😂😂😂😂

[@biginfo7386]

In ten or so years, most folks will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.

[@SwiftJustice]

*"Some of my family have started turning on tr💩mp. They're even to the point of pretending they never supported him."*

[@sheilaboston7051]

Except that the kids will delve into the trunks in all those attics and find all those diapers with donnie's face on them!

[@KarinBaca86]

You’d think so. Of course I hope so, but this unfortunate moment in history is definitely never going away

[@joemalone7386]

Con shit zen pants 😂

[@edwardallenthree]

Inshallah

[@plucas1]

If only that soccer game with the loose raccoon had, say, dozens of professional athletes who trained specifically for speed, agility, and chasing after elusive black and white things, to help catch it.

[@irenemax3574]

“Former fixer and wet sock watching you leave it behind at the laundromat, Michael Cohen.” 😂🤣

[@serendipityshopnyc]

"Matt Gaetz, seen here achieving Maximum Douche" was possibly even better!

[@alansmitheejr.]

"Honey Mustard" is also wanting her hush money too.

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Stop the stupidity Trump for prison 2024

[@peachesandpoets]

Stop the 2 tier system and lock him up

[@robkoper841]

SOCCER RACCOON 2024

[@eca7773]

He would probably flourish in prison, finally get an education off of the system and come out more popular than even with a real knowledge of how the government works. Since he would probably get out in two years anyway he would run for office and then take over the world leaving his dynasty to his children to lead, which would end up with Eric and Don Jr. starting a civil war to determine who will be the supreme leader..... Sorry dozed off for a second

[@hushmoney2058]

Shit No ...

[@SonyAlphaVisions]

For what?

[@janetbrown8639]

Colbert is best stress reliever with the big belly laughs he provides as well as insightful telling of truth. My shoulders untense, my body stops aching for a bit just because his humor is so delightfully funny. We have much to thank this talented man for giving us relief from our toxic political system shenanigans of the day!

[@blaynestaleypro]

Colbert is just another leftist extremist mouth piece. Just like most of the rest. Trump 2024.

[@merrygangemi]

Thank you Stephen and everyone at The Late Show! You've helped so many to survive the trump trauma with a good round of laughs!

[@lazersword6274]

Doing their leader's bidding on the taxpayer dime, disgusting

[@jannetteberends8730]

That’s what amazes me too. They should be at work in Washington. They have already more free time than the average European.

[@mitchhills4747]

Any averagely intelligent juror will now believe that if Trump can get his minions to breach the gag order on his behalf, that Cohen must have been telling the truth when he committed crimes on Trump's behalf! See the correlation between the two situations? Trump has shot himself in the foot once again. Why? Because he is beyond stupid. No matter, this latest stunt is just a demonstration of how far Trump will go to get others to do his dirty work. which only helps the prosecution and virtually knocks down his defence. GUILTY AS CHARGED.

[@richborn6700]

Meanwhile back in her home state of Colorado Lauren Boebert left her son high and dry by himself in court to support her political Daddy

[@michaelhoffmann4096]

Saved the raccoon from Kristi Noem!

[@jannetteberends8730]

Sharp! Smile 😃

[@LindaLaureano]

These publicans should have been in Washington doing their job instead of being puppets for Trump.

[@hitomi7922]

Rat experts - 'Stop leaving food and garbage out" *surprised Pikachu face*

[@Heartandsilliness]

After being a teacher, music teacher, included the recorder. When you pulled one out and played…..My left eye started twitching . Flashbacks. 😂😬

[@user-bf5ik2sq5e]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hugoo1549]

FACTS. We don't want Trump in the White House. We want him in a FEDERAL PRISON

[@IcariumGaming]

Are you just trying to farm likes, and that's why you post this on literally everything?

[@ekdaufin1485]

Big House

[@guynorth3277]

@@IcariumGaming ; It's worth repeating !

[@t.dmytryshyn2615]

A good comment is worth repeating.

[@tyguy5291]

Trump for prison! 2024!

[@devak45167]

Colbert, Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel helping to keep my sanity in check since 2016

[@user-sg6sv9oi6i]

Yes! ❤️🎯

[@TheMancYank]

@@user-sg6sv9oi6iThey get pounded by Greg Gutfeld. Biden is fucked.

[@-erm2918]

Stephen Colbert, the best way to get the news. 😂😂😂

[@taktak1798]

I agree. The news is so depressing. But, Colbert and other night show hosts make it bearable.

[@jimslancio]

The court jester is the only one who can tell the King the truth.

[@MrPhotodoc]

Stephen hit it out of the park with his Helium hounding of *hump.

[@nyerineu3388]

'Scam, Sham, the code names for Eric & Don Jr.'.....classic!

[@CutePuma23]

Truly your writers have been POPPING OFF!!!! The writer's strike really was worth it because goddamn you can TELL that they're finally excited to be properly compensated for their work and that they've been given new-found respect. Especially since Colbert and other talk show comedians tried their hand at running a comedy podcast. Awesome job guys, it really feels like you're having fun over there!!! And it shows through with your killer monologues

[@rosesmith6925]

As a Meidas Touch fan due to it's honesty along with all the great accurate, hilarious late night comedians!

[@cpmf2112]

Trump's dingle berries show up to support him. 🙄

[@amyreynolds3619]

Good, because the "dingleberries" between his legs aren't working well.

[@KiloMintoni-kg4kn]

Nasti'!!

[@greenegirlsstudio101]

Trump & the DingleBerries... lmfao

[@pamjones8007]

It reminds me of the manson, women shaving their head and crawling on their hands and feet around the courtroom

[@firstlast-tp7zo]

One of his most ardent trolls calls herself Debbie Dingleberry. 😂 I

[@Flixartist]

Oh my god I am so effing tired of all the Trump bullsh*t. Please make it stop!

[@djlads]

The only way it will is if he loses again the GOP will realise he can't win and move on to someone else.

[@Noxius-Remind]

You are watching anti-Trump shows maybe thats why

[@brothajohn]

Then vote. Vote blue. All the way up and down the ticket

[@chaboikiril3846]

@@brothajohnjust blindly vote for someone based on their affiliation…not based what they’ve done 🙌🏼

[@dawnstanley1733]

​@@chaboikiril3846 Spin it anyway you want, doesn't change the facts, nobody wants trump! Not anyone with a brain.

[@TheSunAndTheMoonrising]

Laughter and smiling raises your vibrations and makes you feel better...Thank you for Laughter.. Bear medicine is strong in this one!!!..Lmao!!

[@lisagulick4144]

When I saw that two of those guys were trying to catch that raccoon with their _hands,_ my only thought was "You *idiots.* " Raccoons are dangerous, especially when cornered.

[@nancykraus5127]

Any animal that is cornered and scared is dangerous.

[@scottsnyder1909]

@@nancykraus5127 Especially orange raccoons.

[@lordplagus02]

I feel pretty bad for this raccoon. He must have been really scared.

[@5400bowen]

You obviously have nature-o-phobia. Raccoons are not dangerous unless you ATTACK them!!! I’ve hand fed wild mother raccoons. They are very smart and gentle. City slickers….

[@nancykraus5127]

@@5400bowen That is why I laughed so hard over that video. The stadium is a Philadelphia team but First Union built their stadium about 45 minutes south of Philly in Chester. It is an urban area they are in but there are wooded parks all over the city. I am in a section of the city cut off from the rest of it by Interstate 95 and I have Crozer Arboretum down the street and Chester Park only about 10 blocks away. We get deer, raccoons, skunks, owls, hawks, the occasional turkey buzzard, and there is even a male groundhog that overwinters under my neighbors shed. Yet, I am within the city limits of Chester. It is not all so urban and run down from lack of jobs as the waterfront area is. We get a different kind of wildlife up here. We get the furry kind. LOL

[@26beegee]

Gaetz looks and acts just like Quagmire on The Family Guy.

[@LindaC616]

If Quagmire and Butthead had a baby

[@bee-sg1qf]

You are so right

[@PyotrFrikadelle69]

The republican party is actually a joke now

[@gogreen7794]

It's been a joke for some time. The joke went over the head of too many Americans for too long.

[@nebulousvoid]

Jokes are funny.

[@chrisrj9871]

@@nebulousvoid - I'd say they look, um... SAD. You know, like an orphan with no arms, and no legs... Oh, with PROGERIA! (very few Colbert fans get the reference)

[@kefinkamed]

Now? 😂

[@tystkanin9996]

They are a parody of themselves. Jokes are supposed to be funny not scary.

[@loismiller7742]

Your show tonight will go down in the history of TV! Really well done. Bravo to your writers and performance.

[@rubincarter3904]

I just love Mr. Colbert- great humour & never foul mouthed. 😂😂

[@joniskibo5910]

HOPE Jury Finds #TratiorTrump GUILTY .

[@dozervin1]

NO CRIME . SORRY

[@calisto2735]

​@@dozervin1 rofl

[@editor4578]

​@@dozervin1conning stupid people?

[@Mark_Brooks]

@@dozervin1 See you at Donnie's sentencing hearing! Will be wild!

[@stephenstjohn5239]

@@dozervin1 WRONG. NOT SORRY

[@Opus313]

I hope Donnie doesn't chicken out of the debates... the spectacle itself will be like watching a Twilight Zone episode and the Late Show jokes will be even better!

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

But you know that the coward will.

[@sheilaboston7051]

We'll all be able to watch him sun-downing, unless he's drugged up, like last time.

[@davidthomaschwclmt5925]

He will guaranteed not do any debates

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

They're already working on it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@RuthBhmand]

Tumpity will interrupt, lie, ramble incoherently, strutt, call the mediater a fake, tell every second sentence how the election is rigged, refuse to reveal tax documents. My bingo card is full. Oh and we haven’t seen Melanoma for ages, if he wins , she stays, when he is absolutely losing she is going.

[@LiveInSydney]

I was just on a cruise out of Sydney and I’m blown away how many support trump!!!!! I’m actually worried now

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

I hope people have learned from their mistakes. A video of January 6th should be played at each polling station.

[@leeleeleelee7567]

Love Stephen ❤️ He always makes me laugh 😃

[@HelynnHeels]

It's time for all the late night hosts to go to the court building and hold "speeches" outside opposite of where the congress people are making theirs. See who the press gravitates to most. It would be a gas.

[@Oneshot8242]

I'm surprised that there isn't a YT channel dedicated to showing the crowd sizes at the various rallies, etc.

[@cherylkiley6373]

That would be totally awesome!!!😂

[@gaylesankey402]

Oh my gosh! What a great idea! They could all dress the same but not like the repugs did lol

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

"Today, we saw Florida Representative Matt Gaetz, seen here achieving maximum douche..."

[@clothilde1623]

That picture was SOMETHING ELSE. What an absolute scrotum that man is.

[@mlggamer5296]

That's so random that a raccoon would just enter the football field. That was probably one of the funniest Chase moments I've ever seen. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm just thinking the whole time "are they going to get it are they going to get it?! Aaaaah THEY DID IT "

[@marygillmeister6013]

Well this was a keeper. The helium balloon, the Munchkin song, the Rat Summit, the raccoon. But most of all Colbert on the recorder absolutely made me cry with laughter 😂😂😂

[@patriciatinkey2677]

Made me xry with pain!😢

[@Andrew-Antioch-Kim]

Appreciate you, Steven!

[@gloriareszler4196]

That balloon air is dangerous for your lungs Steven!💗

[@CarolynFinn-rq1hp]

😮

[@StEvEn-md8ez]

At least you can spell his name right . He can`t .

[@wildwisdomjourneys7221]

Trail of chicken nuggets to a cliff… 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@RKing-dy1uv]

Honey Mustard Be-LOOOOWWWW! 😂

[@8arrows]

And then his lemmings will follow him over the edge.

[@beverlys1737]

Stephen, my good sir, you have achieved maximum humorousness. Well done:)

[@Independentman369]

Stephen Colbert put me in belly laughs with his delivery of amazing wonderful monologues written by the talented writers on his team

[@yurielcundangan9090]

“ heard you’re free on Wednesday’s” Let’s get ready to ramble

[@radagastbrown9001]

Biden wins, Trump whines.

[@cornhead6469]

China Joe for jail

[@Justusson]

🤞

[@-erm2918]

T-shirt

[@MicraVentures]

You have a population of over a billion. You can’t pick even one competent leader who isn’t an old man who can barely function? Not one? Really? If it’s too much effort to even do the bare minimum you may as well just slap in a not-completely-horrible king and sit back down.

[@RebeccaMooreFrey]

YOU ARE HYSTERICAL STEPHEN COLBERT, AS ARE YOUR WRITERS! BRAVO!

[@user-vq2mc1yf8z]

Why doesn't this man have an Oscar

[@jimslancio]

He does have a few Emmys, doesn't he?

[@ianmaidment2258]

Best late night show 🎉

[@MikeMike11777]

Laugh Out Loud - So Funny! I love this guy!

[@fishonkayakadventure]

"GET THE HAMMER!!!" fking dying over here bro, that shit was funny af

[@pablocruise678]

Charades at the Colbert house might be fun!

[@laalaa99stl]

Stephen just about slayed Cato with that recorder bit. Gotta do a bit for the band every now and then.

[@stephaniepedersen6051]

Awww, poor raccoon was probably terrified. 😂

[@brenda-leehay9219]

He was delicious!

[@Hawkwinter01]

The sound department needs a raise after dealing with that flute. Yikes. Enjoyed the jokes, but I couldn't help but wince at the flute playing.

[@patriciatinkey2677]

Amen

[@JF-us2dx]

I think Colbert killed Louis with the recorder. Someone make sure he's OK or at least has stopped laughing. lmfao.

[@NigelLouis-he8yc]

A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT

[@LaDemocrazia]

America's embarrassment number ONE. Greetings from Europe

[@Yve55]

And to the world 🌎

[@siswohlslagel8919]

Was he ever legally president?? 🤯

[@penelopesimpsonadams624]

It is not just him, it is his terrorist party.

[@erikkarsies4851]

Yes he is and Micheal Cohen is a total embarrassment also.

[@Mr29roses]

That flute gag was fun - it reminded of what the late great Stan Laurel once said "if you can get away with a gag once, you can get away with it twice!" So true!

[@samtattle4656]

Where is rock bottom with Trump? I thought we were there, but the bottom keeps falling out.

[@bluegreenglue6565]

Helium balloon AND a piper segment?? Love it!

[@harobedyelsnit]

One of your best monologues.

[@terasesnyder1626]

Our tax payers money pays their salary. WHY ARE THEY NOT AT WORK???

[@sab3295]

The people that pay their a$$. My question is... how did they travel to NY??? I really hope that wasn't America's dime spent.

[@user-bf5ik2sq5e]

🎯

[@user-xi7gz6sz4w]

While they whine about taxes and debt ceilings.

[@ateamfan42]

because no one holds them accountable

[@baronmeduse]

The money paying their salaries is just issued money. The government isn't funded by 'taxpayers', it funds itself. Those payments are however a waste of money.

[@Rugelacharugula]

*Blanche:* “I want the TRUTH!” *Cohen:* “….uh, I just said it.” Sorkin, eat your heart out.

[@ASHl33164]

“This is marvelous entertainment!” I was waiting for someone to say “I’d rather watch this raccoon catching action than the game! Let him run!!!” 😂

[@Ancient_Pollyanna]

Where can I thumbs-up more than once and not get arrested? .... brilliant.

[@laalaa99stl]

You don't wanna know what Lauren Boebert does if you say Beetlejuice three times.

[@mr.joshua6818]

Actually... I kinda do...

[@robotrix]

Abandon her children?

[@williamduffy1227]

Falls to her knees and starts.... 😂😂😂😂

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

😂

[@judyodonoghue7715]

Turns into a worm in RFK Jr brain again

[@ChrisM-tn3hx]

I would have started watching soccer ages ago if I thought they would just release a raccoon on the field every so often. Or a tiger for that matter... I can appreciate the raccoon for not grabbing his knee and going down the first time one of his pursuers made contact with him. That little fellow worked as hard as anyone else on the field for the entertainment of the crowd. They should sign him on.

[@Chetterhummin88990]

“Those teeth are in their teens” is pure gold

[@thaliazelmer2327]

Dark Brandon Bites!

[@12thDecember]

"Don't hurt him!" Bless that announcer. ♥

[@Commander_Appo]

I feel bad for that raccoon. Imagine waking up to unbearable noise, checking it out, and you’re surrounded by bright lights and chased down by a bunch of apes with grey things before being restrained.

[@LillikoiSeed]

I was thinking the same thing. Poor thing must’ve been monumentally freaked out.

[@davidlundquist1979]

That kind of sounds like a purposely vague summary of Guardians of the Galaxy 3.

[@mammawlee]

🙂😐🤨

[@chonqmonk]

The clip ended with the coon trapped under the upside trash can....so....what happened next?

[@user-bf5ik2sq5e]

I just hope they let the baby free. 💔

[@patbrennan6572]

Finally, something exciting at a soccer game.

[@clothilde1623]

Oh look, someone who doesn’t like real football. Must be a yank.

[@dexter2345]

HONEY MUSTARD!! Had me on the floor!😁😁

[@pennygleeson5029]

The utter shamelessness of the repug congresspeople who are flouting the law about the gag order is astonishing - what happened to honour & the ' party of law & order ' 😡😡😡

[@cmdraftbrn]

died with the election of bush jr. went off the rails with the election of obama. and became a cult under a dumbass.

[@stephenstjohn5239]

@@zerozip3426 Thus proving,,once again, that Rethug voters have no honor and no decency.

[@jannetteberends8730]

@@zerozip3426 you obviously know nothing about economics.

[@CactusGal]

​@@jannetteberends8730And even less about character.

[@jackboot3946]

@@jannetteberends8730 Obviously knows zero-zip about economics.... or character.

[@ekdaufin1485]

Plenty of seats available!😂

[@uniquelyunique1]

LOL! When he requested a cobra while playing the flute I immediately thought of Ron Burgundy. 😄

[@natiliee.s.5476]

10:29 My stomach hurts 😂 This man is hilarious 🤣 Edit: Get the hammer 🔨

[@ronnieking3848]

This flute summoned every cat and dog in my home....where can I get one?! 🤠

[@THMILLER]

🤣🤣The Late Show is always a morning treat for us over here in Europe.🤣

[@Langkowski]

Speak for yourself. I hate all those woke hosts. I keep downvoting them so that KZbin will stop recommending them for me, but KZbin refuse to take the hint.

[@melodytenisch6232]

​@@LangkowskiCry me a river on the tiniest violin. 🎻

[@Langkowski]

@@melodytenisch6232 Says someone he has cried buckets ever since Trump won in 2016

[@billystan2403]

@@Langkowskisnowflake

[@Langkowski]

@@billystan2403kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYizlIuQf7tpb5Y

[@patriciadupont6930]

Stephen, you’re crazy but it feels so good to laugh out loud. Your pied piper skit was hilarious.

[@luv2roam879]

Excellent monolog, Stephen

[@baconbitzlol]

I like how the first commentator asked "at what point are we rooting for the raccoon?" And the second responded with "Go, Raccoon, run!", indicating that that point had long passed.

[@josephmatuszak3855]

You mean showed up for Trump's "immoral support?"

[@tiffanyanderson9437]

I think Stephen has fully recovered from his appendectomy. 💪

[@KristinaKarina]

@5:00 - if Cohen had have rebutted, "YOu want the Truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" would have been perfect!!!