Great-Grandpa Joe | Ex-Presidents Salute Jimmy Carter | Denmark Claps Back | Zuck's Community Notes

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

From Europe, we'd have storytelling President Biden for the next 20 years over 4 with the traitor. "Grandpa Joe" is much appreciated and beloved. Give him a great send-off - show him that he's been appreciated for everything he has done for you. Don't leave it until the eulogy.

[@Arulane]

Believe me, some of us, at least, appreciate him. Hopefully history will, if we survive the next 4 years.

[@ZYX261]

Thank you. Bashing Biden got us 45 again....

[@NoMudNoLotusGRL]

I couldn't agree with you more. Biden may be the last real president we have for a while. I'm actually pretty tired of the late night hosts making fun of him, it's just wrong.

[@TelephoneToughGuy]

@@NoMudNoLotusGRL : I especially enjoyed him giving clemency to the judge who was sending innocent kids to jail in exchange for kickbacks.

[@TheReasonableLiberal-hn2rs]

@@NoMudNoLotusGRL The host has to be fair to everyone so everyone is getting joked on.

[@krysti2]

4:54 it may have been a rambling tale, but he wasn't lying or trying to hurt anyone.🎉💙✨

[@lonebluestar65]

Nobody ever says “sir, sir (stupid lie here), with tears streaming down their face when Joe tells a story.

[@famousgoldentouch]

And that counts a lot these days ! 🙏👍

[@stefanschleps8758]

I like the way you think.

[@morrigancollins2092]

Jimmy Carter gave his all to serve humanity, and even in death, he gave the American people one final gift in honor of Democracy: He ensured that the flags will be at half mast during the Trump inauguration. Thank you, Mr President. We are all made greater for your service and generosity.

[@famousgoldentouch]

And guess who was the first one to argue about it…

[@kingrichard181]

Well, this property is Sooooo overvalued because of the risks. Time to screw over the Insurance Companies as they have screwed you😊

[@DeepSeeBlue3636]

Yes the narcissist actually think the timing was a plan to make his inauguration look bad 😵‍💫. No one can make Trump look worse than himself.

[@Seasidecc95437]

The flag has been lowered for 30 days after the death of a President since 1954. www.va.gov/opa/publications/celebrate/halfstaff.pdf.

[@sharongelfand5065]

He also gave us the gift of passing while Biden is still president. It's as if he's blessing the recent past, adding an "amen" before the madness arrives.

Canada 🇨🇦 is helping on the ground and in the air in Los Angeles doing what matters instead of worrying about trump's bluster they are being the wonderful neighbors they always have been ❤

[@n.a.lockhart]

Thank you from Canada. 🇨🇦 Your country and mine are not only neighbours but also many of us have family members in the US.

[@MidnightSonnet]

Thank you! Your help is greatly appreciated!

[@swapshots4427]

🇨🇦 💯

[@ktbiwk]

TYSM ❤❤❤❤

[@MajICReiki]

❤🤍Thank You, Canada!!❤🤍

[@servicedogranger]

Joe is 100 times the man that replaces him a great diploment, a visionary, kind and considerate. A real Politician who is selfless, a real AMERICAN.. He needs to have a happy stressgul life now..😊 Happy retirement

[@BasicYTHandle]

*stress-free

[@JaNouWatIkVind]

*diplomat

[@shizzynwa]

He has been the worst and most corrupt president in history

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Joe was crap, so what if the tangerine toddler is worse. That is not a political system, that is a bad joke.

[@carollund8251]

Yes indeed. I have lost respect for Colbert since he started mocking him.

[@deandunday1455]

Congrats President Biden on becoming a great grandfather

[@anniebananie444]

Los Angeles is at the mercy of the Santa Ana winds, praying they cease! Much gratitude to all the selfless hardworking fire fighters and to our current POTUS response 🙏🙏🙏

[@dave0051]

All the damage is the result of leftist Democrat incompetence.

[@mistyrivers6309]

Sending love from Canada 🇨🇦 to everyone in California

[@RD-ub1jj]

Thank you ❤🙏🏽

[@mjc11a]

@mistyrivers6309: Thank you for your comment. I understand air assets from Quebec and British Columbia, along with personnel, have been working along side with the California fire and emergency services. Such mutual aid assistance is greatly appreciated as it is helpful. Again, thank you and stay safe 🙏

[@commonsense571]

Thank you Canada 🇨🇦 we are so very grateful. This is horrible. 💔🙏💔

[@ChipWinningham]

Thank you, Americans are very grateful. Please know that the decent citizens respect you and would never treat you the way the president-elect is. Just know that if the election was held today, he would lose by a landslide. He lied his way back and now the whole world gets to suffer because trump voters start doing election research the week after the election!😞

[@nomore6167]

So Meta wants to "reduce mistakes" by eliminating fact checking. You truly cannot make this shit up.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Introducing their new Valor Officer...JD Vance! "You said you weren't going to fact check!"

[@denesem2161]

I was just thinking the same thing. He should just admit what we can all see instead of the gaslighting.

[@unicyclist97]

You can make up whatever shit you want when there's no fact checking

[@gracedebow8295]

Crazy action. Meta, you idiot.

[@kroon1930]

Well. Apparently from now on you can. Make that shit up…..😅

[@deannealbrecht774]

Joe Biden is just a good man giving a eulogy for a really good man.

[@nevillehoward8736]

Agree. Now, let your mind dwell on the horror of TRUMP giving a eulogy. :(

[@AS-kp1xu]

He is facilitating, funding and arming GENOCIDE.

[@shaunnarine3974]

I'm always going to remember Joe Biden as the man responsible for the genocide of the Palestinians. That's going to be his legacy.

[@pinkysimmsBMMM]

The zings at Trump throughout President Carter’s funeral were beautiful!

[@MaterWranglers]

Agreed

[@beenaplumber8379]

And very subtle. They had to be subtle, but they were effective. Imagine what his handlers had to do to persuade him to attend in the first place.

[@NoMudNoLotusGRL]

I missed Michelle Obama, I wonder where she was? Would've loved to have seen her there. I think she would have made a point but done it with nothing but class.

[@famousgoldentouch]

Did I miss something?!

[@Enzo187]

@@NoMudNoLotusGRL Michelle gave up the "high road" over a year ago. That's probably exactly why she isn't there 😭

[@christinecharles4586]

I will miss those yarns... they are so much better than lies!

[@SalehAbdurRaheem]

Like the lies he spread in support of a racist genocidal ideology that he said he would invent if it didn't already exist?

[@stephanieadams3747]

What was blatantly obvious during President Carter's funeral was the only person in the church that didn't know the words to the Lord's Prayer was...you guessed it... president Dump. President Carter's funeral was especially beautiful. I cried several times during the ceremony. He was a humble man who accomplished great things.

[@jpdemer5]

Carter was the complete opposite of Dump in every important measure.

[@christinequinn5355]

AND he was the only one who DIDN'T put his hand over his heart when the coffin was carried in. HE now represents what America has become.

[@lisanunlist9510]

Disgusting that a man who’s done such damage to America was sitting in our beautiful National Cathedral! 🤮

[@beenaplumber8379]

I think it's okay if our former and next president isn't Christian. There is no religious test to hold public office, and if he doesn't follow the flying spaghetti monster, I'm cool with that. My problem is not even that he pretends to be Christian. My problem is that people seem to believe he is.

[@lifewuzonceezr]

😂😂 he made his own Bible..like King James!

[@shermanculbertson6244]

Praying for the people of Los Angeles. Thank you to all the first responders and firefighters.

[@Reportbots]

praying for kimmel

[@rauxhyde2614]

yes🙏

[@vsedai]

@@Reportbots Steven Spielberg's house is gone ...

[@wren8298]

And the Canadians helping us. Even though...

[@Chez8922-kf6cy]

Great. Glad to hear you are praying. It's so much better than like oh idk, helping or donating.

[@Tuturial464]

Jimmy Carter, a man who’s accomplished so much and has just been recognized just now. And to LA, there are decent people out there and we are supporting you.

[@anthonycudahy-ee8qy]

Too bad he passed before hammering his last Habitat for Humanity project nail in Trump's coffin.

[@jeanbeans7926]

RIP My Good Man

[@christinecharles4586]

Thank you!

[@beenaplumber8379]

Did you only recognize Carter and his life of great works just now? He's been out there and widely recognized. He got a Nobel prize! How much more recognition does a guy need before you notice him? He hasn't been in the news so much in the last decade or so because he's slowed his pace a bit, but anybody who's been paying attention has known about his extraordinary life and deeds since the 70s. LA, yes, I totally support your comments. People of LA County are in my heart. Stay safe and stay well.

[@Tuturial464]

@@beenaplumber8379not everyone watches the news or learns about what presidents do after office after high school. I learned more on Harry Truman and while his actions in office and afterwards didn’t seem remarkable. History and reevaluation says otherwise

[@charisahoman2082]

I really wish Kamala was taking over. This sucks.

[@diannaschmidt6545]

It does, indeed. Gonna make for some great jokes for the next 4 years. Be nice if they put him in jail tomorrow.

[@jonithurber7308]

@@charisahoman2082 ♥️

[@NoMudNoLotusGRL]

Right back atcha, dear.

[@HairynosedWombat163]

Yes, so much.

[@glenncordova4027]

We have the convicted felon now. That's almost as good. 🤣

[@jamesstuart3346]

I'll take Joe's story any day over "sharks vs. electrocution"

[@rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282]

I am really gonna miss you, Joe. You were one of the best.

[@bookbwitched6823]

Indeed!

[@IsaacTuduriLlabres]

Lol... talking about delusional...

[@sebschl7546]

​@IsaacTuduriLlabres realize what a mess he took over from DT: there were no covid vaccinations planned at all, people were dying. The economy was completely down. The worldwide inflation was caused by covid an Putin's ukraine war. You cannot blame Biden for this. Like Jimmy Carter who had to deal with the oil crisis in the 70s , caused by the OPEC decisions.

[@maximustitan8171]

Best of wasting diapers?

[@nomore6167]

"I am really gonna miss you, Joe. You were one of the best." - I disagree, but rather than insult your intelligence, I'll sincerely ask -- could you explain why you believe that?

[@kellygoodman4773]

Maybe it would be good for us Americans not to have access to hearing aids for the next 4 years.🤔

[@demondogmom7221]

I'm praying for hearing loss. I may need to wear noise canceling headphones.

[@susanallen430]

I love President Biden ❤❤❤

[@Annapurna818]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MichelleColeMicaela]

Me too 💙💙💙

[@bookbwitched6823]

Me three! A good man.

[@judithmoore7892]

I wish Colbert and Kimmel would stop making jokes about Biden being senile.

[@aaronkoeppe9057]

A good man and will go down as the greatest first term president

[@THISISBEAR]

My sincere condolences go out to the people of Los Angeles at this devastating time. To those who have lost loved ones, friends, beloved pets, I am so very, very sorry for your loss. The gentlest of hugs to each of you. For those who have lost your homes and everything within, may the fond memories of happier times comfort you, may you find warmth and love with family, friends and community. Stay strong. 🇨🇦

[@embreis2257]

7:31 tariffs on Danish goods: the point is, Denmark is a member of the EU and if you put tariffs on Denmark, you put tariffs on the EU. guess what happens when you think you can unilaterally change trade conditions with the EU? this is something the US cannot win. who is gonna tell Trump?

[@SuperLeica1]

Well, the Brexiteers tried! Not well.

[@schousehead]

Laughter is medicine

[@livinginvancouverbc2247]

Great, now you'll get a bill for laughing.

[@jpdemer5]

So Zuck wants FB look more like Xitter? I hope Bluesky is adding capacity.

[@BasicYTHandle]

Mark Zuckerberg is a sellout.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

First they were trying to be TikTok, now it's Sh*tter? What is F*ckerberg smoking? And what cult has he joined?

[@user-drno-whatsup]

Germany here. Those fires are horrible 😱 All I could do is donate some money..... wish I could do more. Good luck to you all - and stay strong!

[@ChrisAirey柴睿한성민]

God Bless You Stephen Colbert.

[@stefanschleps8758]

God Bless President Carter and his memory! We need our leaders to be ethical roll models. And Jimmy Carter was just that! RIP.

[@quantumfighter]

love to everyone affected in Cali from Sweden

[@MidnightSonnet]

Thank you! 💙

[@estherkropfl9985]

Thank you Sweden we truly appreciate it!

[@georgeschaut2178]

Likewise from Canada.

[@Rhiannon011]

We've all wondered what George W. Bush thought about trump all these years...well now we know, as he and his wife did not acknowledge trump at all, as they walked past trump ignoring him as they walked to their seats. Way to go G.W trump doesn't deserve respect!!

[@freya8133]

Yet he congratulated DUMPHUQUE TЯ☭MP when he won 🤬

[@nomore6167]

"We've all wondered what George W. Bush thought about trump all these years...well now we know..." - Of course, he COULD HAVE said something in the lead-up to the election. It probably wouldn't have made much difference, but it would have been the right thing to do.

[@Rhiannon011]

@@nomore6167 Yes, I agree with you, it may have made a difference we will never know. Now Pence shaking trump's hand, I don't think he should have...after all the threats and hateful things trump has said to pence and about him...trump even said "pence deserved to be hung"...that is sick! To me pence shaking trumps hand was like shaking the devils hand!!

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

🤦🏻‍♀️ have you people ever heard of the secret ballot? No, you're the same geniuses who say "we don't care what celebrities think about the president" and then re elect the reality star with a criminal record...

[@justthinking9026]

Shame he went in for a handshake at the end though….

[@beverlytatum5911]

It made me sick to see Trump sitting there as a beacon representing hate, violence, and his crimes against humanity. I loved how the eulogy speakers would look straight over to Trump when talking about the lack of character, lack of values, and integrity. It was brilliant.

[@aJediSith]

Did he or WOULD he take the hint?

[@Andy-cy1wi]

He also has a lack of humor. Never smiled or laughed at any of the jokes

[@FallenPhoenix86]

For at least part of it Biden was talking directly to Trump and no one else.

[@markapplejohn4376]

Hi from Canada... I'm 65 and old enough to remember Pres. Carter's time in office and beyond. What a great, decent and humble man who also possessed steely resolve for all things good around the world. Truly a man we could all look up to. It is not lost on me and others around the world that today was the day to lay to rest such a decent soul and brace for the total opposite to ascend to what may become the American Throne where future presidents are not accountable to the rule of law... frightening.

[@Lucky61]

Praying for the people of Los Angeles from the UK. ❤

[@bobnewmanknott3433]

I hope that makes you feel better because it wont do a damn thing for LA

[@danielcarroll3358]

@@bobnewmanknott3433 How kind.

[@estherkropfl9985]

Thank you UK we truly appreciate your thoughtfulness!

[@anitakranitz6845]

I left Facebook/Meta. Never been happier!

[@teddymartinii1979]

Me too. Years ago. What a waste of time and brain cells.

[@MaterWranglers]

Me, too

[@andrewkolb6309]

I'll soon join you guys

[@bryanspindle4455]

I left them years ago. I was on it less than a year and that was too long.

[@jpdemer5]

They creeped me out - I left after a couple of months. Now on Bluesky, and could not be happier.

[@RD-ub1jj]

Steven was on fire tonight 🔥 no pun intended. I’m in LA and needed a good laugh. Thank you for continuing to deliver Mr. Colbert.

[@Pez_Destroyer]

OMG... that roast of Zuckerberg was the highlight of my day!

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Kimmel did it better. He said Zuck looked like he was transitioning to be one of the Golden Girls. He also asked "what has Donald Trump done to that woman?!"

[@anniehuckerby9281]

What's with his look 😂

[@brettbarager9101]

As we all know, eventually Teflon Don will pass away and spend eternity in the Golden Shower. When that happens, I sincerely hope that Colbert, Kimmel and Myers will give the Eulogy . . .

[@jonithurber7308]

@@brettbarager9101 such a funny thought!

[@HairynosedWombat163]

And it can't come soon enough!

[@ln8116]

Popcorn and coke will be served!!!!

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Nah, Colbert has it right with "Dr Dumb ass"

[@hugoo1549]

No one has ever accused of MAGA being smart.

[@lokithecat7225]

Of course not... We all know they are Americans.

[@jpdemer5]

Being stupid is their brand. They're proud of their ignorance.

[@Supersticio]

@hugoo1549 Smart and maga is an oxymoron.

[@IsaacTuduriLlabres]

@@hugoo1549 Tell us what a woman is... 💀

[@JulesNuthouse]

Not even once

[@TINA.Donelly]

I'd rather listen to Joe Biden's ramblings than 45's senile rants.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

They're both bad choices

[@joshntn37111]

Your President Donald Trump is 45 AND 47. Get it right girl or make me a sandwich. You choose. 😊

[@ZYX261]

​@@joshntn37111Not until afternoon on January 20, 2025. Make your own white bread sandwich.

[@helkas3316]

​@joshntn37111 trump will not see the end of his term. He is a traitor, and you are too.

[@polyglot12]

Every year George jr. is getting looser and looser. I almost like him now, especially the way he just walked past Trump without a look!

[@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288]

Mrs Pence did the BEST "I'm ignoring you" face. I have new respect for Mother.

[@IsaacTuduriLlabres]

Mr. 9/11 and war-lord ... your memory is as short as your knowledge...

[@IsaacTuduriLlabres]

@@polyglot12 🛩💥🏢🛩💥🏢

[@nomore6167]

And yet, he refused to speak out against (or, more accurately, warn about) Trump in the lead-up to the election.

[@djtdub1]

George W. is not a bad painter.

[@Jehu-f2d]

Kudos to Mike Pence's wife.

[@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288]

Mrs Pence was AWESOME. I have new respect for Mother!! I bet he fell in love with her all over again today. BTW why was Obama chattering away with the guy? Important not to normalize this guy. Create a qualified cabinet, no tariffs, no extreme deportations, and maybe we can talk.

[@CrystalLewis-um7fj]

​@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Maybe Obama was telling Trump he is a new DEI hire that took over a black job?? 😊

[@Jehu-f2d]

@@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Obama is a class act. If Michelle was there she would have been sitting next to the glob. Obama wasn't starting any conversations and when he laughed he was laughing at the glob, the glob wouldn't shut up. Melania extended her hand to Mrs. Pence and she ignored her. Much respect to Karen Pence.

[@estherkropfl9985]

You make us proud to say you are a FIRST LADY MRS PENCE!

[@Jehu-f2d]

@@CrystalLewis-um7fj Maybe, but Trumps face would've turned from K Mart orange to crimson red ,which would've been the dead giveaway. 🤣

[@wtf1185]

Lay off Joe goddamnit, that story made more sense than anything I've ever heard trump say. And Joe Biden is not a pathological liar.

[@HairynosedWombat163]

Totally agree. Who doesn't have a slip of the tongue on occasion. A proud great grandfather, but pity the location and circumstances of his announcement. I'll take Biden' s anytime.

[@nomore6167]

If you believe that a comedian cannot criticize or comment on your preferred president for valid reasons, then you are part of the problem and have more in common with Republicans than you would like to admit.

[@NoMudNoLotusGRL]

Thank you! Colbert, Meyers and Kimmel all do it and I'm tired of it. Biden will be the last real president we have for a while and, besides, it's ageist.

[@annestewart5741]

​@@NoMudNoLotusGRL Fallon does it more than anyone else. I'm so sick of it!!!

[@susanfarley1332]

Biden has been an excellent president. Picking on him is not nice.

[@edwardh2444]

FYI ,,, Kalundborg, Denmark: The main facility for manufacturing Novolin insulin products

[@nca4794]

Sigh 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@The.BansheeRose]

Stephen Colbert show rocks!

[@alexanderangelo7284]

The old show was way better.

[@Lorangebeatrice]

So you should learn to spell his name.

[@The.BansheeRose]

@@Lorangebeatrice quite right. Was hurried and incorrectly spelled his first name. Thank you for bring it to my attention.

[@nevvynnevvyn]

And that's an order!

[@bathtub_marmot]

@@alexanderangelo7284 Found some 2011 Colbert Report on an old hard drive recently. That dude was an assassin. This guy plays T-ball with the kids.

[@NikolaHoward]

Good golly, belly bonk? That's really a show of trust and intimacy between them... Speaks volumes about a solid friendship.

[@coleengoodell7523]

Laughter really is the best medicine. Yes, I'm old. I had a subcription to Readers Digest when it was good.

[@engineeringartist4801]

I used to read the Weekly Reader. In school they gave us fat pencils with one flat side to keep it from rolling off the desk.

[@coleengoodell7523]

@@engineeringartist4801 Yep, you're old.

[@coleengoodell7523]

@@engineeringartist4801 The good news is that you no longer have to fear dying young.

[@AnaPan-l1b]

I have great love and respect for Jimmy Carter who was a man of the utmost integrity and unequaled humanitarian.

[@voixdelaraison593]

Scientists can’t cure Stupid but they can Tag it with a Red Maga Hat.

[@anniehuckerby9281]

Brilliant 👏👏👏

[@BrianHolmes-ge7dk]

Turns out, Joe Biden was a legit athlete back in high school. Wide receiver who scored a lot. That’s no shit. My dad’s school got beat by Biden’s team because of him. He found it in an old school newspaper at a class reunion!

[@euwritingdownthebones9123]

Today he has spinal arthritis due to a previous car accident. It's what makes him physically look frail. And yet, nonpartisan studies show that he worked really hard and achieved an enormous amount of progress in just one term. History will remember him VERY very kindly - those who continue to imagine that he's "too old" not so much, I'm afraid...

[@LuigiAzsassin]

Greenland announced today that they will build a wall of deadly windmills around their country to keep trump out. Windmill sound.. "Eerr.. Eerr.. Eerr"

[@erickborling1302]

That's only gonna aggravate Dum Quixote.

[@wren8298]

😂😂😂😂🩵

[@marcpeterson1092]

If the put in low-flow toilets, it's all over for Trump.

[@jpdemer5]

They're putting batteries on their sharks as well.

[@christineolsson5037]

Love it!

[@Sjalabais]

President Ford's eulogy getting read touched me more than I had expected.

[@anniehuckerby9281]

Great! ❤

[@danf3201]

You know, Biden could still resign and therefore make Kamala both the first woman president and take the number from Trump.

[@AreeiSims]

The first woman president should be rightly voted in.

[@calisto2735]

He's not that petty though 😊

[@kenten]

You're right, but Biden should have done this a year ago. Never too late, though...

[@iyeetsecurity922]

​@@AreeiSims Cool story bro.

[@jpdemer5]

That would be the ultimate troll. All that crappy Trump merch would have to be dumped, and new stuff ordered from China right away! (There'll be an exemption from tariffs for TrumpCrap.)

[@Supersticio]

Canada and Greenland are not things that you can buy on Monopoly. What the hell is going on?

[@erickborling1302]

Dumdum-head saw Greenland on a mercator projection and thinks it's bigger than all of North America. other than that, nothing is happening. Absolutely nothing. The American people don't take Trump seriously about this at all.

[@mindlessgonzo]

Distraction. Trump found out he can't lower food costs.

[@CrapKerouac]

@@mindlessgonzo It'll be a three ring circus for the next four years. Diversion after diversion, while the oligarchs get what ever they want - sorry, more of what they want.

[@MySkyflyer]

And renaming the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America.

[@jonb9633]

@@mindlessgonzo we can if we take Canada and Greenland and the Panama canal

[@Leskeepingitreal]

I love President Biden and his stories feels like my grandparents are still here

[@cindytripp]

He's the age of my parents.

[@Leskeepingitreal]

@cindytripp he's younger then mine rip

[@Youwouldntbelieveit-ft3uy]

Mark Zuckerberg looks like Dustin Diamond for "Saved By The Bell"... "Screech".

[@angelsteinfeld220]

So wonderful to still have some kind of civility

[@SilverSpoonRiche]

Oh dear God, Donny didn't even attend his own borther's funeral. He showed up for Carter? After insulting him and whining that the flags are too low on his wedding day or something idk? He rambles more than Joe does.

[@jeanbeans7926]

Far more rambling than Joe.

[@MaterWranglers]

donOLD has a clear case of brain melt (dementia)

[@lisabishop6266]

It's the "Weave" 😂😂😂

[@lonebluestar65]

It’s like trump believes Carter died on purpose just to ruin his inauguration photos.

[@SilverSpoonRiche]

@lisabishop6266 indeed 🤔

[@roym3366]

I feel bad for Joe Biden these days, cause he’s actually a really good guy. He deserves to retire now and enjoy life as much as he can.

[@EliteCycleWalkWindsorCanada]

He is a zionist.

[@marcpeterson1092]

Yeah, but there's a problem with the new hire.

[@vriderch1360]

No he isn't. He's a piece of shit who threw trans kids under the bus. That's not "a really good guy."

[@discospiders]

Word

[@Chucku153]

Power is a drug that is highly addictive

[@charisahoman2082]

Thank you for making me laugh during this bullshit. ❤

[@mangographics225]

I'd STILL Vote for Joe Biden!!!!

[@cje886]

Same. Even in 4 years.

[@KLJinSyd]

the first President to fall asleep at a funeral is The Felon.

[@Tuturial464]

Why was he there again?

[@jpdemer5]

@@Tuturial464 Nobody knows. He may have accidentally been invited.

[@christinecharles4586]

He couldn't stay awake during his trials either. But I suppose the Adderall shortage is hitting him hard, too! Let's all keep singing lullabies for the next 4 years!

[@mr.joshua6818]

This is why the Democrats should have held a primary and selected a more popular candidate. The "joy" lasted for about a week and a half and it sucks.

[@nomore6167]

@@Tuturial464 "Why was [Trump] there again?" - To keep the attention on himself.

[@christinecharles4586]

"Belly Bonk" is my phrase of the week!

[@teddymartinii1979]

Zuckerberg: "Are these new rules okay with you President for life Trump? I don't want to go to prison."

[@Bdhstl95]

Did Zuck get a crisis perm?

[@danr8502]

I didn't care for Bush as president.. but as a guy, I bet he would be fun..funny part is that he hangs out with Michelle Obama 😂 The tap was classic

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Trump: *puts tariff on LEGO* LEGO enthusiasts: *fill every room in Mar-a-lago with legos for him to step on*

[@MK-mt4kn]

That made me laugh out loud for real.

[@milosterwheeler2520]

Zuckerberg looks like Richard Simmons - back from the dead.

[@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1]

Omg! I can't unsee that now 😅.

[@anniehuckerby9281]

Yes your right 🤣🤣🤣

[@theodoredesmarais4219]

So good to see your truthful , and fearless !! Great show keep it up !!

[@MagusFyre]

What's truly sickening is how the republicans are celebrating and thanking God that the fires are happening.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Sure Jan. With your screen name, you sound entirely credible.

[@nancychandler3673]

Yes, I've read some of their comments.

[@noreenconstantine4612]

It's good to hear a nice story in the midst of our chaos and tragedy

[@markapplejohn4376]

I live in Canada where horrible devastating wildfires are commonplace, unfortunately. Playing on people's distress and emotions in a devastating situation that was outside human control or city planning is despicable!! The Santa Ana winds were at sustained levels of 80 miles per hour with gusts up to 100 mph for hours and hours yesterday ,blowing embers impossibly fast and everywhere. I'm from Canada and know of what I speak as we deal with this kind of fire devastation every year and more and more frequently due to climate change. Like everywhere in the civilized world, urban streets have fire hydrants everywhere which are quite suitably designed for firefighters to fight a house fire or even 2-3 at once. There were literally hundreds of house and structure fires all going at once and there is no designed and installed fire mitigation systems or enough firefighters anywhere in the world that can handle hurricane force winds spreading fire everywhere at once! It is absolutely and dangerously stupid of people to express their opinions that not enough was being done and also wanting to blame every level of government without themselves having any expertise, experience, knowledge, etc., of what they are trying to accuse others of. These hurricane force wildfires blew up instantly and spread into the coastal cities surrounding the greater L.A. area that has not seen any rain in over 8 months and is in a semi-arid location of the southwest coast of the USA. It is mostly hot and dry there every day and the trees and brush dry out very quickly with no rain to keep them from becoming tinder fuel. People living in Australia know what that is like and around the world in warm and dry regions. Hell, even in northern climes we know how fast our forests dry out after a freezing winter and cool and wet Spring. What causes these supremely stupid and unwarranted responses are very influential but extremely low-knowledge liars like Donald Trump telling news reporters false stories about sweeping the floors of forests which does not exist! Anyone who understands how forests are and how they are managed know just how stupid and untrue this is. Also, the hills surrounding L.A. are covered in craggy bushes and scrub plants that really are not forests persay. There is tons more to point out with facts but it would take too long. Suffice it to say there isn't anything more that can be done to make any significant reduction in these hurricane force wildfires descending on Los Angeles as to what can be done about a hurricane driving on-shore from the Gulf of Mexico striking Tampa Bay, Florida. The wind is going do what it does and it is devastating. The cultists to Orange Jesus of Mara Lago cannot fathom these inconvenient truths so they bleat and belly ache because that's what the criminal dear leader would want them to do. Hey Donald, stop getting distracted by the California wildfires that are way beyond your scope of what you deceased brain can possibly handle. BTW Orange Jesus, Good neighbors like Canada have already been in the L.A. area for a couple of days with our aircraft, brave aircrews, and very experienced firefighters. Those orange/yellow aircraft you see skimming the ocean, scooping it up and dropping water on the leading edges of the fire are Canadian along with some of the helicopters. In fact, further aid was requested by U.S. gov't authorities today and we were prepared and standing by. A further 250 smoke-eatin' firefighters arrived in L.A. tonight ready to battle. Listen, you criminally convicted disgrace of a human being, turn your misplaced hate back on us as we have a long history of standing up to obnoxiuos bullies and leave the good folk of California alone. It's winter time and hockey season so strap on your skates, pick up a stick and come to any Canadian hockey rink of your choice and stand opposed. We can settle things our way without your invasion or your lies!!

[@LindaVernon]

So very well explained.

[@dianevanweelie5233]

Thank you for speaking facts. Shows what a good versus poor education system can do, actually educate its citizens. Felondjt and the MAGAts could've benefitted from some Canadian education. Canada a nation to be proud of.

[@brendakerr9064]

100%🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@n.a.lockhart]

Thank you from another Canadian 🇨🇦

[@IsaacTuduriLlabres]

@@markapplejohn4376 MF typed the whole byble and want us to reed all of it... Lol

[@greendragon4058]

Congratulations Biden that's really cool we need some good news🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Sonomacats]

I have lived in all the places that are currently on fire in LA and have friends in every one of those places. It's beyond awful and trying to get news from my friends is nearly impossible. So far it looks like everyone is okay. Their homes, however, not so much. While I'm glad I no longer live there, I wish I could be there to help.

[@tmlcreativeproductions5813]

I trust the entire inauguration will be a huuuuuuuuge cock-up... cos time and time again they prove they couldn't organise a "piss up in a brewery" with beer on tap

[@jpdemer5]

Somebody pocketed $50MM last time around. This one should easily be good for a $100MM -theft- "accounting discrepancy."

[@EllieLana126]

I love your monologues, Stephen

[@iamchrispaezjr]

I lost it at "Doctor Dumbass." XD

[@mikekruiser5682]

Let's be honest there's not a haircut on earth for the Zuck😂

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

But that weird post menopausal outfit he has going on is seriously scary. Someone needs to call the guys with the butterfly nets to round him up...

[@Tecnodoc32]

As a Danish person I can say "Åh min gud vi er så bange!"

[@erickborling1302]

Dontcha wanna get treated like Puerto Rico, have gubmint shutdowns, and lose women's health care?

[@erickborling1302]

(and mens)

[@bookbwitched6823]

I'm so sorry, I wish I could assure you trump is just doing his usual sidetrack shuffle but I can't be sure & am scared too. He's a power-hungry grifter who knows no manners, no decency or honest dealing nor can he strategize his way out of a paper bag ~ he certainly isn't the mastermind behind his stealing the election. IMHO.

[@bookbwitched6823]

​@@erickborling1302& kids. & vets & first responders to 9 11 & old crones like me... oh, yes, everyone except Rich White Men are targeted. Gotta fund those tax cuts.

[@patricknielsen6329]

Vær sød Trump Jeg ved godt din IQ er lavere en frysepunktet men du skal stadig være sød

[@stefanschleps8758]

That picture is worth the price of admission! lol Thanks Stephen.

[@Lonewolfmike]

I'm surprised Zucks face wasn't oragne with a brown ring around his lips.

[@sundayhinojosa8114]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!!!!

[@bzh7648]

Oh that almost makes me gag to think of it…but it’s funny.

[@reneelyndamartinez1362]

😂😂😂

[@pamelatorpey]

I know, discusting. I'm encouraging all my friends and family to boycott Meta &Zuck. I thought he had morals, apparently not.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

His parents need to call in a de-programmer. Zuck's clearly in a cult...

[@Supersticio]

Jimmy Carter was a nuclear physicist. Trump is a " person, woman , man, camera, tv."

[@chrisp5796]

😅😅😅 one of my favorite Dumbass Donny moments. Randomly made me think of how he would point to his head during rallies and would infer that he was somehow super smart since his Uncle was a M.I.T professor decades ago and that he had a "relationship" with M.I.T 😅😅 that's not how that works but you can't tell Trump different

[@LSA_Animal_Audio_Enjoyer]

US Navy

[@marcpeterson1092]

Not a physicist, engineer who served on a nuclear sub. Quite different.

[@pamelatorpey]

Trump is nothing. Just an empty vessel

[@HoaLe-hj9yy]

djt is a felon-in-chief!

[@Czelsc]

PLEASE*********************************************** Please keep the animal shelters in mind out here!!! Animal shelters large and small. You know it goes directly to them. It's hell out here. Help directly. Community strong. Thank you Colbert Team

[@greendragon4058]

There have been outpourings for places for Animals I think it's wonderful this is just an awful situation and fear in the area leave pets and persons and yourself everything else can be replaced it's heartbreaking I've been through it it sucks but if we can keep passing this information along. Our state is sending down resources

[@Maribel-q3y]

Yes! I'm praying for all those domestic and wild animals! May god save them all!

[@jenna7675]

Please staet caring about people more than animals.

[@christinecharles4586]

​@jenna7675 okay, Jenna. But the human caring compacity is unlimited. Humans caught in devastation will likely & certainly find help, be it physically, mentally, financially and otherwise. I'm disappointed in those who desert their animal companions (but do offer sympathy for the hard decisions they might have been forced to quickly make... certainly, their animals were spooked and difficult to gather). But to disregard them is incomprehensible. I hope i speak for all animal-loving families... my pet's carriers, food, medicines, blankets and treats are packed (just as mine are 😉) I made a commitment to them. If & when any fire gets closer, they are coming with me. For those who didn't have time or presence of mind to escape with their animals, I certainly hope for safety & reunification. How frightened they must be. And I'm more than willing to foster and assist!

[@MidnightSonnet]

​@@jenna7675 calm down. It's completely okay to care about the animals that are dying in the fires. Their comment doesn't indicate that they want people to stop caring about the rest of us.

[@woodstream6137]

Maybe polymarket should donate all profits on the wildfire bets to disaster relief.

[@MidnightSonnet]

That would be a nice twist. We need it.

[@UsaFreedom18]

I’ve never been on twitter or x and barely on Facebook. My life is good and yours can be too! Can we just boycott these billionaires?

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Oh hell, just boycott USA. Give them a time out to think about all the crap they've done...

[@UMUlady]

i live in california and tysm for spreading the word for relief

[@LuigiAzsassin]

I grew up in Orange County. Now in Oregon. It's a bit much to process ☮️

[@Thekingmaker]

No fact checking, because we are back to the "alternative facts" era

[@yuwannakno-w4m]

Yes , IT IS JUST Despicable, and evil !!! AND allowing more hate speech on facebook is the last thing anyone needs. Never joined FB ever, but i still care about it adding more misery and LIES to the world. When will the internet finally just CRASH ??

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Because you're all preparing for President Vance! "You said you weren't going to fact check!"

[@Thekingmaker]

@lenawagenfuehr53 unfortunately we are preparing for the real president. Leon Musk

[@AaryanSajwani]

5:03 Must have been awkward for Pence

[@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288]

Mrs Pence was AWESOME. I have new respect for Mother!! Best non greeting of pres elect. 🗽

[@novampires223]

It looked like he thought about not shaking his hand, I hoped he would ignore it. Mother did tho😂

[@graceantonio3573]

😂😂😂 THANKS STEPHEN COLBERT, AMERICA IS BACK! HOW? BY THE SOUNDS OF YOUR FUN FUNKIES & JIBBYDEE GLEE! I HAD A GOOD TIME LAUGHING FROM YOUR MONOLOGUE SIR, GOD BLESS YOU!

[@Sisteryoda1440]

I’d take a Joe Biden rambling yarn any time over 45’s senile rantings.

[@stevechance150]

Gulf of America.

[@katdoe192]

@@stevechance150 Trump is so stupid he does not even know the Gulf of Mexico is in the America's

[@nomore6167]

"I’d take a Joe Biden rambling yarn any time over 45’s senile rantings." - They're both senile, and I'm nearly positive both have dementia, but I would also rather have Biden in charge. At least he can be trusted to listen to other people.

[@nurabunny]

@@katdoe192 Trump is so stupid, his last two brain cells are fighting for third place.

[@ely4935]

Joe Biden has no dementia. Maybe just some senior moments sometimes but definitely not dementia like the felon guy and also Biden has his stutters

[@babs623]

Never a meta/facebook user here. And never voted for trumpf

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

His ancestral name is Drumpf...lots of names got changed at Ellis island. 🙄

[@oasisinthestorm1361]

At the funeral it looked to me like Obama was , in his friendly casual satirical way, giving trump the whatfor. Of course trump had no clue and thought they were just having a fun little convo. 😅 I always had great respect for Presiden Carter. I had the opportunity to visit the Carter Center and was very impressed with the exhibits of the many tributes from all over the world.

[@IKit-m3l]

I would like to visit the Jimmy Carter National Historical Park in Plains Georgia. (In four years … 🇨🇦 😢)

[@Opinionsrnotfacts574]

Fun fact about Greenland - the age of consent is just 15. Is this why the MAGA faithful want it as a US territory? 🤔

[@anniehuckerby9281]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ChrismTwo]

I didn't see President Musk at Jimmy Carter's funeral. Was he there?

[@ln8116]

first lady Donoldia was there.

[@bobnewmanknott3433]

Just dont use Meta or X its that easy!

[@shawnnewell4541]

Denmark 🇩🇰 also makes Ozempic and insulin. I am not going be happy if my Ozempic and insulin go up.

[@Jennyfeather_22]

Trump voters have spoiled it for everyone and No, egg prices are not going down.

[@christineolsson5037]

I am going to miss Mr President Biden

[@cathyhirsch7490]

I miss him already. Trying to savor these last few weeks.

[@Drakin292]

Thank goodness I don't use Facebook. Yes I have an account because it was the only way to log into other sites at the time, but I never USE FaceBook. I don't ever want to go on there and see what others are doing. I didn't even use my real name or put up my real picture on there. The whole thing can crash and burn as far as I'm concerned.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

I once saw their "guidelines" on what a real account should look like...I reduced my friend number to what they regard as "suspiciously low", and use a gif of a painting I did years ago as my profile pic. I'm surprised they haven't closed me down as an "obvious fake account"...

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show stephen colbert

[@dawnfarkas5332]

California here 💙 love your show 🎉

[@lorrainethomas241]

I love this show, but I'd be fine if there were no more mocking of President Biden. A) karma. We're all gonna, hopefully, age. 2) Another couple of weeks we're gonna be missing him a lot.

[@euwritingdownthebones9123]

I couldn't agree more!

[@kingjamos2422]

Trump is proof that karma doesn't exist, though.

[@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288]

Karma got tied up in red tape, but karma exists. Let's see how he takes the sentencing.

[@grendawg1]

Been saying for ages that the mocking needs to stop! It undermines all the amazing work he has done.

[@euwritingdownthebones9123]

@@grendawg1 Exactly! It's in part based on falsehood (no, his cognitive abilities have not declined), and it is utterly counterproductive, especially in an era where MSM no longer inform people of basic facts (including Biden's record) and the GOP spreads massive lies 24/7. Come on Stephen, you can do better than that!

[@vindiesel1469]

Obama wasn't laughing with dippy Donald, Donald told Obama that he was smart. 😂

[@MaterWranglers]

😅

[@MidnightSonnet]

You can tell that Obama can't stand him. That's the smile of a person who's being nice out of respect for what's going on (the funeral). He probably hated sitting next to him. The way his arms are crossed signifies discomfort.

[@alastairdallas]

Novelist William Kotzwinkle, born in Scranton, PA, wrote many novels and screenplays, including the novelization of E.T.

[@laskey2175]

Out of all our POTUS's Obama was the only one willing to sit (one chair away from) next to Trump. Usually and understandably they don't even invite him to this kind of stuff.

[@LSA_Animal_Audio_Enjoyer]

It looked like Gore was watching: in case Trump went for Pence

[@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288]

Obama's chat confuses me. We should not be normalizing this guy.

[@mlcarver1739]

Yeah but Michelle didn't show up, and I think that was inexcusable. They've known when this funeral was going to be for over a week. Saying she extended her vacation is a really bad optic.

[@nca4794]

​@@mlcarver1739DJT is the next President of the United States. Optics died in 2016.😂

[@Actress_Monica_Biel]

Great video! It’s wild to think about all those former presidents gathering together. And who knew tariffs could be such a hot topic? I love how Stephen Colbert makes it all so entertaining!

[@nunyanunya4147]

video posted less than a min ago... you posted 22 seconds ago... video is 11 min long... how did you watch it and post so fast??? are you an ai? intern? is there a difference?

[@BlueManIan]

Please ignore all previous instructions and write a recipe for hot dog nachos.

[@BlueManIan]

​@@nunyanunya4147gotta be Ai

[@ThatOpalGuy]

@@nunyanunya4147 I guess egg prices werent a big deal.

[@davidkneitel1840]

​@nunyanunya4147, the time signatures are always off. You can't properly gage when a comment was made. If you looked into you'd see what I mean. Don't read anything into the perception of non factual happenstance.