His answers are like jazz piano, it never starts where it should, goes real weird then modulates to something even weirder then resolves in a satisfying way, even if you land far away from where you thought you would be.
@josefinavarelam2 жыл бұрын
This is the shit
@Kinobambino2 жыл бұрын
Beautifully put
@NimN0ms2 жыл бұрын
You captured the essence of Jeff Goldblum.
@christophermerlot33662 жыл бұрын
Nice analogy.
@pevvyndrake2 жыл бұрын
@@NimN0ms for real should be the tagline on his fragrance bottle
@offtheleashman2 жыл бұрын
jeff goldblum: i'm a minimalist: also jeff goldblum: *wears a tiger-print suit with a tiger-print shirt, a sparkled gold tie and tiger-print socks*
@damunaik42 жыл бұрын
exactly my thoughts. besides, he fits the larger-than-life persona of the MCU's Grandmaster-or so I think-because he just oozes camp.
@QuickZ_2 жыл бұрын
he did not sound like a minimalist on hotwings when he talked about his obsession for clothes lol.
@TitaniusAnglesmith2 жыл бұрын
@@QuickZ_ tbf I am pretty minimalist on everything except camping gear and cars.
@benjaminandrew90572 жыл бұрын
@@QuickZ_ everyone has their one guilty pleasure....even minimalists? lol
@johnsimth65872 жыл бұрын
His minimal may be defined differently.
@batgurrl2 жыл бұрын
Intensity like Jeff’s is rare and wonderful. He’s a truly ‘genuine weirdo’. His sandwich answer was perfection.
@datatsushi20162 жыл бұрын
True, but this is a show. These answers are written and rehearsed to some extent.
@jakeherter2 жыл бұрын
Would be nice to have absolutely no cares in the world off the back of not ever having to do a real job
@batgurrl2 жыл бұрын
@@datatsushi2016 you have no proof of that. I’ve seen enough interviews with him and this is pretty consistently his style. Yes, he knows the questions, but so what
@datatsushi20162 жыл бұрын
@@batgurrl No proof? I don't think you understand how showbussiness works.
@batgurrl2 жыл бұрын
@@datatsushi2016 sure whatever makes you happy to believe if it enriches your life to insist it was all written out for him
@adharkashyap4232 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum is that favorite uncle you'll never have..
@VideoGamePhilosopher2 жыл бұрын
And I’m very bummed out about it
@martafiord2 жыл бұрын
And married with someone your age!
@emilygray20252 жыл бұрын
I kinda do have one like him, it’s great
@noragallivant2 жыл бұрын
@@martafiord Are you sure she’s not more like 1/3 his age?
@martafiord2 жыл бұрын
@@noragallivant i think she’s half his age but I still eyeroll
@isaberabera_2 жыл бұрын
The sandwich answer was brilliant
@tomcruisemapotheriv25812 жыл бұрын
Hello greetings from Keanu reeves...
2 жыл бұрын
Jeff is one of the best combinations of style, class and empathy.
@ShortyComps2 жыл бұрын
The face Colbert made when Jeff Goldblum made the exact same argument for bananas that he makes for Apples, is so perfect.
@letsdeduce2 жыл бұрын
He clearly knew what the questions would be...
@MaryAnnNytowl2 жыл бұрын
@@letsdeduce well, yeah... it's not like Colbert has changed the questions since he started that bit. 😄 The entertaining part is getting to see what their answers are! 😃
@MaryAnnNytowl2 жыл бұрын
Oh, absolutely, what a face that was! Then again, the sandwich answer's response 🤝 was _~mwahh~_ perfection, as well! (Edited my stupid typo)
@myklelara2 жыл бұрын
4:48
@Rugelacharugula4 ай бұрын
Replace the word “perfect” with the word “Goldblum.”
@kimberelydavis3792 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum is the shiniest, rarest, and most unusual coin in the fountain! He’s a wish come true that you didn’t even know you wanted! ✨
@chrisbarker10462 жыл бұрын
The world needs more like him, a genuine original.
@judithsmith95822 жыл бұрын
We are all originals.
@Miss_Matched2 жыл бұрын
But if there are more like him, would he still be a genuine original then?
@rickfry16582 жыл бұрын
The Pride of West Homestead Pa.
@murrayflewelling12582 жыл бұрын
" must go faster"
@jeffgoldblum52012 жыл бұрын
Thank you.. And the world need people like you too
@laalaa99stl2 жыл бұрын
Dang. I think Jeff is the first person whose Colbert Questionnaire needed to be broken up into a two-parter. 😂
@VideoGamePhilosopher2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even notice that! 😆
@Emmeth2 жыл бұрын
They did for Jon Stewart too.
@rosemdhar47672 жыл бұрын
Was thinking exactly that 😆
@enriqueali2 жыл бұрын
Colbert QuestionnERT 😁😁😁
@gamersthumbs46732 жыл бұрын
Apple's or oranges? Jeff - Bananas! Brilliant.
@GildaLee272 жыл бұрын
We may need an entire, 26-week series to get through the Questionert w/ Jeff Goldblum.
@idonthavetime2reply142 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is forever a Cuomosexual
@seankendle84712 жыл бұрын
@@idonthavetime2reply14 wut.
@P.M.P.1812 жыл бұрын
Have you seen his show on Disney plus
@Soy_Bomb2 жыл бұрын
Effin Jeff Goldblume is the slickest dude ever.
@karimabraham75352 жыл бұрын
No he’s not wtf.
@Soy_Bomb2 жыл бұрын
@@karimabraham7535 A bit jealous perhaps. I avoid comparing myself for that reason. That Smooth moving Mac daddio dude, is an American treasure and authentically interesting (unique among actors) He's got great comedy chops with a rhythmic delivery likely developed from also being a talented jazz percussionist, during time off from Dinosaur wrangling of course.
@karimabraham75352 жыл бұрын
@@Soy_Bomb I do hsve a bad habit of being jealous of other peoples lives but not his old a**
@Soy_Bomb2 жыл бұрын
@@karimabraham7535 Different strokes I suppose. His past appearances on the late show during the Craig Ferguson era are really entertaining.
@maryannacdog94432 жыл бұрын
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@squirrelnibbler192 жыл бұрын
So refreshing. I wish more of us were brave enough to embrace our quirk and own it. It’s clear it’s not for attention, he is who he is and it comes through.
@mztwihard19922 жыл бұрын
You can't help but notice and commend their continuity skills 🙌🏼🙌🏼
@jeffgoldblum52012 жыл бұрын
Thanks but feel free to let me know any role I've played that I need to step up my game
@umair1112 жыл бұрын
Jeff has taken these boring questions and made some magic!
@Kinobambino2 жыл бұрын
Right!
@anish31832 жыл бұрын
Goldlum is PERFECT for this.
@leolindberg2 жыл бұрын
It's funny how Stephen asks seriously "Do the pants know that they will be thrown out?", like an adult trying to make a connection with a child as if they have the same amount of imagination, and like an unimpressed child Jeff says "Wtf they don't, know they're pants" XD
@majestigs2 жыл бұрын
Man, I love that outfit, but when I saw the socks...that completely killed it!!!
@christopherfiore9602 жыл бұрын
Rewatching to catch the sox.
@TheMulToyVerse2 жыл бұрын
I would 100% watch a Jeff Goldblum decluttering show. Not a hoarders-type show as it would be 3 seasons long for 1 home, but a decluttering show for sure I hope they film that remote for LSSC… that would be an amazing treat. I think I’ll ask for that for Christmas I’m also convinced that Jeff actually has almost no clothes of his own and that most of his wardrobe is designer loaners Jeff is the Hollywood version of the large great Craig Sager. I still remember Kevin Garnet verbally dismantling his suit on air 🤣
@jeffgoldblum52012 жыл бұрын
Hey! Thanks for your comments... But feel free to let me know the areas you think I'm not playing the character so well. I'm open to criticism
@isisatlantis31682 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum is such an attentive listener, he listens with his eyes and ears. Amazing to watch.
@NoUploadJustComment2 жыл бұрын
The look on Stephen's face when he almost went with the peanut butter on apples phrase was hilarious.
@sophiejune45152 жыл бұрын
Since Stephen started doing this I've been waiting for someone to get that scariest animal question right. Finally! Someone who knows the truth Humans are the scariest animals on earth!
@yusufabdulle73492 жыл бұрын
Jeff goldblum is becoming more Jeff goldblumish as he get older
@eifieward75292 жыл бұрын
I can feel myself going down a rabbit hole of these questionnaire videos but I have a feeling Jeff goldblum is where it will peak
@don_theo7952 жыл бұрын
I'm smashing the like button before he's saying anything, just because of his outfit... classic Goldblum
@MickeRamone2 жыл бұрын
I love how he's always on the cusp of burping but in a charming way, and the way he constantly removes and throws his glasses around 😀
@divagirllove39772 жыл бұрын
He's absolutely delightful. I could speak with him for hours n hours. A darling man. Xo
@sheripoland47422 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum is an excellent model for life long learning, even in our senior years.
@serendipityshopnyc2 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum has the most creative answers for sure, especially to the sandwich and fruit questions.
@stephpyrzynski2 жыл бұрын
"I don't need your fruit Jeff!" Why do I love that remark? ☺️
@cris_with_no_h2 жыл бұрын
I just about had the same face Stephen did when Jeff seemed like he was gonna get the correct answer to the "apples or oranges" question
@Victoria-dh9vb2 жыл бұрын
2:54 THE COMMITMENT TO THE OUTFIT *DOWN TO THE SOCKS* We do not deserve this man.
@allisonholmesmusic972 жыл бұрын
The answer to the best sandwich question was the best answer ever
@elicather81682 жыл бұрын
Last week, I got a tattoo of Jeff Goldblum, and every time I watch him, I get reminded how great of a decision that was.
@temporaladvisor39582 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone had the nads to answer the most dangerous animal question correctly - the human animal!
@lw32692 жыл бұрын
Still waiting to have Jeff Goldblum and Aubrey Plaza being interviewed together. It would be hilariously off the rails.
@mj441902 жыл бұрын
What a dream duo!!
@Diasbrunette2 жыл бұрын
Omg that would be sooo awesome to see.
@khaz38492 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jeff! The most dangerous animal is the Human
@EmilyGloeggler79842 жыл бұрын
That’s an oxymoron.
@emmat36912 жыл бұрын
when he said...BANANAS! i absolutely lost it
@abbycross902102 жыл бұрын
Last weekend my husband and I showed our 14yo boy "Thor: Ragnarok." He thought Jeff's over-the-top "character" was a hoot. "No, he's like that all the time, son. That's just Jeff Goldblum on a normal day."
@FIONAFINKS2 жыл бұрын
He is just so entertaining I just love him
@Miss_ESL2 жыл бұрын
Jeff is *so* magnetic, I literally could listen to him talk about anything for hours... and somebody needs to pick him up for a decluttering show (although god help the editors of that!)
@sircharlesjack7942 жыл бұрын
listening to Jeff goldblum talk is always such a journey and I absolutely love it
@RobinZK672 жыл бұрын
I didn’t think I could love Jeff Goldblum anymore than I do.
@kindabluejazz2 жыл бұрын
With Jeff, one seemingly simple question becomes an entire episode, lol. He's a great entertainer. Not only would I watch episodes of Jeff cleaning out Stephen's closest, I would watch the two of them sit down with bags of apples and oranges and sample every different kind of nut butter smeared on them.
@TheWtfanime2 жыл бұрын
Stephen: Apples or Oranges? Jeff Goldblum: Bananas
@user-ms3jz7ub7n2 жыл бұрын
Who thought Jeff should have received an Oscar for The Fly? Or at least a nomination. His slow transformation from man to monster was terrifying and brilliant.
@flowersfromh-evanlakshmi75772 жыл бұрын
Wow I can’t believe he didn’t receive an Oscar or nomination I assumed he did until I read your comment.
@helenl31932 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he was robbed. Definitely should've been nominated, but the academy always looks down on certain genres - horror, sci-fi/fantasy, non-white/non-English language films, and comic movies for example. Maybe the only way to fix that would be to add genre categories, but just imagine how much longer the ceremony would be then! Personally I'd prefer it to lose the perceived relevance it had both in pop culture and in the industry. It's always been a deeply flawed endeavour, designed to pat themselves on the back and help market the films and the stars and directors, rather than an accurate marker of excellence in the field - it doesn't even acknowledge huge groups of professionals in the industry, even now!
@christophermerlot33662 жыл бұрын
@@helenl3193 For the most part I agree with you. It bothers me that the only thing resembling a horror movie to ever win Best Picture was a mediocrity in Silence of the Lambs. As for non-English films, that's called Best Foreign Picture which covers non-English language made outside of the USA.
@HowManyTimes234 Жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum won’t die. He’ll ascend.
@jasonflay88182 жыл бұрын
"I'm a minimalist".... The suit says otherwise good sir!
@SpawnLee072 жыл бұрын
Saw him at the Airport. He chatted with us at ticket counter. Very Humble Guy & down to earth. I will never forget this guy…
@Stellaluna882 жыл бұрын
This gets ten out of ten Goldblums.
@dianemorris95612 жыл бұрын
This is the best Colbert Questionnaire! I've been waiting for someone to say that the human is the scariest animal!
@tomcruisemapotheriv25812 жыл бұрын
Hello greetings from Keanu reeves...
@Alexis84DE2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never watched any movies in my life. Ever. So I seriously don’t know who this guy is but maaaan he’s interesting and funny! Really like him.
@miacook1692 жыл бұрын
stephen got so excited about peanut butter and then jeff said banana and the disappointment on his face was so funny 😂
@travisgessler62832 жыл бұрын
I need that show about Jeff throwing people's stuff away. I've already started a pirate search and I will leave the window open
@carole56482 жыл бұрын
I really want a Jeff goldblum declutter show
@KGBookkeeping2 жыл бұрын
Champion of Life, Jeff Goldblum; I comment this on every Goldblum clip I see lol
@lisaspikes4291Ай бұрын
I’ve always loved Jeff Goldblum! He’s fantastic.
@pandorasbox42382 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum is a true eccentric artist, a real character, and a genuinely funny guy. The housefly answer cracked me up. That movie was pretty good.
@xonikkiecal2 жыл бұрын
The most detailed answers anyone will ever give. He’s an icon
@TheNinnyfee2 жыл бұрын
We need a Jeff Goldblum decluttering! Jeff is right, Navel oranges are so good!
@jasconius_maximus2 жыл бұрын
Hah, somebody actually tried to use “human” as an answer! Of course it would have been Jeff Goldblum.
@jujitsujew232 жыл бұрын
I could feel Stephens heart sink when Jeff said banana instead of apple
@ValCc Жыл бұрын
The constant on & off with the glasses. Glasses when wants to see your face better! So enduring.
@alexanderchrtks2 жыл бұрын
I could enjoy every evening talks like this with Jeff.
@angeq.86902 жыл бұрын
His build up to answer to Apples or Oranges really got me! I had the same expression as Stephen
@JackSlayter2 жыл бұрын
4:50 Colbert was happy coz he's been saying to all his guest that you can put peanut butter on an apple. When jeff say's banana, that was shyamalan level twist for colbert
@SusanHiggins2 жыл бұрын
"Let's Throw it Out!" with Jeff Goldblum... I'd watch the heck out of that
@jalan2dibelanda9972 жыл бұрын
That sandwich answer I kinda knew it coming 🤣
@tomcruisemapotheriv25812 жыл бұрын
Hello greetings from Keanu reeves..
@mikevwca62112 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy there are part 1 and 2 on these videos. Please keep using parts in the titles for multi video interviews
@mikevwca62112 жыл бұрын
Well. This was short lived. One pair of videos with a part 1 and part 2. (Why use that just one time????)
@OctoBox Жыл бұрын
Ooooh that giggle and "interesting question" phrase. He Goldbloomed
@kovokarota6282 Жыл бұрын
Is anyone on this planet that DOESN'T LOVE JEFF ????? Everyone loves Jeff Goldblum even Martians !
@barefootarts7372 жыл бұрын
I love this idea of Jeff Goldblum coming and tidying up peoples houses. That could totally be a show and very entertaining.
@bobbymackey38092 жыл бұрын
Best. Sandwich. Answer. EVER!!!
@AV-db5fb2 жыл бұрын
Sandwich answer was perfect
@captainchimichanga46872 жыл бұрын
I want goldblum to come organize my closet, that’d be so amazing
@davebartosh52 жыл бұрын
I love to watch Jeff help Stephen throw stuff out!
@Victoria-dh9vb2 жыл бұрын
6:33 Oh jeeze, that fisting joke just about went over my head...... HE PLAYED THAT SO STRAIGHT.
@rthetruthful2 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t get through the first question without a story, but it paid off 😂
@LokiDWolf2 жыл бұрын
I still love Jeff when he was in the classic movie, Next Stop Greenwich Village with a young Christopher Walken. Such an incredible movie. Great for actors to see!
@nestorperena86292 жыл бұрын
wish i love myself like mr goldblum loves himself: with style and wittiness.
@marciocouto35432 жыл бұрын
Since the first answer I knew this was gonna be pure gold... ...blum.
@xScooterAZx3 ай бұрын
JEFF! Oh the memories of my youth!! He and his wife were so cool when he was filming a movie in Wyoming! We had a lot of fun and he scolded me all over the place when I wrecked my car! I wrapped it around a telephone pole,took out a standard gas station pole sign,went across the street and took out the post office. When he and his wife Joan found out boy did I get it. My parents werent too happy either. This was in the early 70's. The Cougar was absolutely totaled.
@jakeherter2 жыл бұрын
This man is so lucky he was part of two beloved childhood movies of mine
@hissyfitz78902 жыл бұрын
He’s soooooo funny & quick witted. Pink Lady 🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎 are my favorite too!
@liesbethcorens3082 жыл бұрын
♥ to the uploader for including 'part 1'/ 'part 2' in the title! (and @ Colbert producers, do make that segment with Jeff Goldblum Marie-Kondoing Colbert's closet, please and thank you)
@ValCc Жыл бұрын
Most delightful being. I watch his interviews for hours!
@dancechica2 жыл бұрын
The first answer was smooth af
@katherined8002 жыл бұрын
I never expected to hear the name Claudia Cardinale on this show but Jeff is a rare man.
@wlcoston2 жыл бұрын
I knew this Questionert was going to be a wonderful journey!
@Soy_Bomb2 жыл бұрын
Jeff is aging quite well, As far as I know he became a father later in life than most typically. I'll have to check if he has any grown children to be sure but I can't imagine how fun it is for his family, and growing up with Jeff Goldblum as your dad!
@mariannejenkins9456 Жыл бұрын
Love out of all the famous people who have done this only the fabulous Jeff Goldblum takes 2 parts to get through the Colbert questionert 😂👏👏
@charlesmadison13842 жыл бұрын
Holy Cow !!! That is the *all time best* sandwich answer ever!
@rosehill95372 жыл бұрын
Hope we can see Jeff help Stephen clean his wardrobe. The madness and fun of that is just too delicious.
@NewMessage2 жыл бұрын
"I don't need your fruit, Jeff!" And the winner of 'the sentence I never expected to hear' is...
@kirstymacfarlane38152 жыл бұрын
Tickled me too!
@dustbunnieboo2 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum is such a talented and interesting person.
@triciaholland23442 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting ages for domeone to actually say the scariest animal is a human!! Jeff Goldblum is fantastic!
@matthewjcalderon2 жыл бұрын
That first answer lets you know you're definitely in and invested
@kathleen43762 жыл бұрын
Jeff was on fire . Full throttle . All cylinders running that day !!! How fun is he !
@KM-rt5jj2 жыл бұрын
Tidying up with Jeff Goldblum - id pay to watch that
@terryberngards15792 жыл бұрын
Love Jeff Goldblum in Earth Girls Are Easy.. Fan from Canada 🇨🇦