How Much Of Trump's 100 Day Action Plan Has He Completed?

[@EricLing64]

Republicans looked at Bush Jr. and Palin and thought, "they know too much English."

[@Sindollx666x]

Eric Ling Hahahaha

[@LD-qj2te]

Eric Ling a trend in the types of clowns the republicans will march forward

[@lukerobinson9418]

Jesus the comment section is on fire on this video. Fuckin hilariously!!

[@dlilwon]

Eric Ling ha haaa haaaaaaa! Good one 😅

[@Chunkboi]

TheRaellz So you thought of lies?

[@thephilosopher4719]

It is always nice to receive bad news in a funny way...

[@balduran7841]

The Philosopher This reminds me of Robin Hood: Men in Tights and I quote: "maybe if you deliver the bad news in a good way, it wouldn't sound so badly"

[@therepublicofdiarrhea7792]

100 days is how long it takes for Tiffany Trump to get a call back from her dad.

[@esarts6744]

God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon great comment and amen!!

[@therepublicofdiarrhea7792]

+MissArtSucker Halle-fucking-lujah!

[@esarts6744]

God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon 👍

[@mavendeo]

*Family values!*

[@mavendeo]

Obviously. She's not the hot one.

[@abduul87]

"So we will build the wall or not, Starting today or tomorrow, when today will be yesterday, So technically we have already started. What were we talking about?" I was so dead

[@vassoanzaoui8530]

😂😂

[@Sweeper13i]

the way Stephen sounds when reading Trump's tweets, that shit hilarious...😂😂😂

[@TwiStedTentom]

Sweeper13i I was just listening to that part as I read this comment. 😂

[@charlieni645]

"I'm a New Yorker", he said. "I represent New York spirit", he said. And then compares his rating with 9/11 and calls it an advantage. What kind of sick [unintelligible] is this guy.

[@foureye7058]

It makes me ashamed to be from NY. Hell it makes me ashamed to be from the US at all! Sorry "America" is what they call it nowadays.

[@Levyathyn]

倪传历 Don't forget he once called it 7/11

[@lockhrt999]

7/11? wow. I'm curious to know when did he say that? As a non-american, I can assure you, everyone in this world including infants know about 9/11.

[@GuillermoSTD]

Trump represents NY spirit as well as diarrhea represents holidays...

[@Chunkboi]

Guillermo St Celebrate President's Day by taking a massive Trump!

[@KayleighBrown42]

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask gabbledfghabkenu" - John F Kennedy

[@monicaspoor2993]

If you want a letter you might want to stop confusing people by calling yourself Kristina when your name is Evelina. And maybe find a better platform than KZbin comments, where the only result is that someone like me with too much time on their hands and an impatient streak might give in to the temptation to make fun of you.

[@MediazEmpire]

I love that we can all still manage to find laughter in America's final days. Thanks Stephen

[@PiantaBroker]

Holy crap, Sean Spicer compares Hitler, and now Trump compares 911. Just wow.

[@Monkeyshaman]

PiantaBroker I'm sure your comment would gain greater traction if it wasn't for the fact that everyones surprised face was super good good tired.

[@gin3868]

true

[@theone.8884]

PiantaBroker So what he compared Hitler? I am not a fan of Spicer or the Trump administration however I don't understand thr big fuss about Spicer comparing the two? Either way it's terrible so stop being so sensitive about Hitler's work vs Assads. (That is if it really waa Assad)

[@thebigphenom]

What defeats a super-duper higher better better wall? A) ladder B) tunnel C) work visas D) going around E) all the above

[@QueenBee-gx4rp]

TheBig Phenom Boats........Mexico & California are on the ocean, after all.

[@bthy384]

TheBig Phenom Planes

[@DrKakashi-ep9pq]

TheBig Phenom dont forget ropes

[@MsGrapeNehi]

"If I do a super-duper, higher, better, better security, everything else, maybe it goes a little bit more." I feel sorry for whoever had to write down the transcript for that interview. You know he probably killed himself afterward.

[@noisecommander590]

"Everything is so unintelligible ." I laughed at how true that is, then I cried a little.

[@pepepineda95]

never get tired of Colbert roasting Trump with his own words

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

Larry Scary Um, you could've just written the word "unintelligible" as your comment. :p

[@mac1bc]

#BuildASentence

[@danaeverhart6487]

Jose Pineda go home!

[@brandonhvacants2217]

Jose Pineda Because your a sheep and like to have your opinions guided by morons.

[@KhanWolf95]

shut the fuck up dana

[@fidorover]

"When I said 100 days, I was clearly referring to 100 days on Venus, where each day is the equivalent of 243 Earth days. So really, I have another 24,000 or so Earth days to make my promises a reality, and -- believe me -- I can make that happen. Except healthcare -- geezus that's a bitch. Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta get back to coming up with more mind-boggling legislation, like making it totally legal for rich people to shoot poor people for sport (unintelligible)." -- _President Donald J. Trump_

[@fidorover2]

a W for you.

[@jojen]

fidorover Hes not that smart, he wouldn't know all that info

[@mahast79]

fidorover that's actually what I expect Spicer's argument to be when he's asked about the first 100 days at the next press conference

[@fidorover]

+Jojen True. But in this case, he hired someone smarter than him to write it -- someone who can speak in complete sentences. In other words... a 5th grader.

[@Sindollx666x]

fidorover Great impression, that pretty much sums up the kind of crap that comes out of his mouth. But for authenticity you're going to have to use a smaller vocabulary, repeat adjectives, and change your thoughts mid-sentence. 😉 Maybe add a couple unintelligible's in there too.

[@Jackrabbit6]

Make America super-duper, higher, better, better again!

[@1BrknHrtdRomeo]

Yeah! Russia's doing Nuclear and America's Nuclear is old and tired!...And Putin's Nuclear is...TIPPY TOP FROM WHAT I HEAR!

[@GiantPetRat]

After reading this comment, I cannot be held responsible for the sounds coming out of my mouth.

[@Lisa808]

If you're a Trump fan why are you here? Don't you have a disabled kid to go beat up or something?

[@leveljoe]

Lisa P. Those were Democrat yutes up in Detroit....

[@awsomemagic16]

(Unintelligible)

[@KZ-yf4yo]

Push the limits. Outstanding job Steven.

[@CasperJoosten]

"(unintelligible)" - Trump, 2017

[@jonathansmall4573]

Please run for office next time Mr. Intelligible.

[@EpicnessGaming1]

Danny Pena Woah, calm down. Everyone should be able to coexist. And, by the way, liberals are not ruining the media. Trump banned media outlets, and the media is about free speech, so isn't he technically ruining the media?

[@HealthyPlanet]

Liberals mess things up? Based on the research, when right-wing people with high authoritarian qualities are in charge, they look out for themselves, and go on the attack, instead of cooperating with others, and figuring out how to improve the quality of everyone's life. Go figure. It's all inside the book within the link below. Here it is --> theauthoritarians.org

[@Jackrabbit6]

To be fair the (unintelligible) parts were apparently people talking over him. Though, to be fair again, much of what we can read is not very intelligible.

[@twinodoom]

CEOofFRESH1 So Trump is a Liberal?

[@GambianBankai]

I swear hearing Obama yesterday speaking was a relief ..

[@Anna-zi7sx]

Modou Bajaha it's like a beam of sunlight in a universe of darkness...

[@GambianBankai]

Impala 67 made me realize how low of an IQ trump has and his followers , trump voters are regretting everything!!

[@martinaee]

Everything about Trump is fake and insane. I don't think that's even a real signature at 3:17 .... looks like gibberish.

[@beau9956]

if Obama spoke the same way Trump does, he would have been laughed out of office.

[@LetralXIV]

Beau Ioannides If Obama spoke like Trump does, he would have gotten lynched

[@tigresuave11]

Reminds me of Eric Cartman so much. He trashed the former president, gets elected, then cries because 1) it's not as easy as he thought, 2) people are mean to him. What goes around comes around, my friend.

[@Illiteratechimp]

tigresuave11 absolutely... just a horrible human being he ran a scam charity what kind of evil person does that?

[@tigresuave11]

Morty Sanchez Scam charity, scam school, scam real estate... but that's not important. The important thing is that he doesn't know what he's doing and refuses to take advice or get help (probably cause 90% of the people he chose don't know what their doing either). Look at Ben Carson. Now the surgeon general just got let go. Hmmm, who would be good choice to replace him? A smart guy would say, Surgeon Ben Carson, you get a token black guy and put him in a position where he knows what he's doing. But nope, just keep him in charge of HUD, where he has no experience. He'll probably fill the SG position with some rich faith healer who doesn't believe in western medicine. I'm starting to think he thinks that's what it means to "drain the swamp", firing people who know and have experience in the field and replacing them with people who have none. He should change it from "drain the swamp" to "let the blind lead the blind".

[@Illiteratechimp]

tigresuave11 So many scandals... Any one alone would sink any other president...

[@QueenBee-gx4rp]

tigresuave11 If Ben Carson were the last doctor on earth, I would look up homeopathy or call a witch.

[@tigresuave11]

Queen Bee Why? Despite his personality, he's a very accomplished surgeon. What, in your medical opinion, makes him ill suited for surgery?

[@terrywhelan6651]

Put up a 40 foot walk and a day later 41 foot ladders will be sold in Walmart & Home Depot.

[@Curt_Randall]

100 days in office. But only 3 days actually in the office. . .

[@carolinetheverybest7791]

Curt Randall lmao

[@deejflowerscallad9220]

hahhahaha - Darn straight!

[@veeherreraJanecka]

Curt Randall that's a good thing. He has no idea what to do.

[@Shuizid]

He is just working his ass off! Well he would, if he would know how to actually work. But he doesn't so he is done with all he knows about working within a couple of minutes. Then he can watch TV or tweet or play golf. But to be fair, nobody in the entire world knew, that working is hard or (unintelligable).

[@phillipgunter754]

" Haha, hot pototah. " Piano Guy, 2017

[@TheBlexi3]

"There are still Muslims" lol

[@MsSHINeeTVXQSuju]

Vaishali Menon here's one XD (me)

[@mortarpestle.4267]

+SuJu_Mimi Cool story, bro.

[@MsSHINeeTVXQSuju]

Mech Tasker thanks?

[@mortarpestle.4267]

+SuJu_Mimi you're welcome?

[@yudhveer99]

dafuk?

[@misterkingdom3571]

"But Nagasaki, no way!" I don't know why that part is killing me lmao

[@jessetorres8738]

While the ratings compared to 9/11 is not dumbest thing he has said, it is definitely one of the most disrespectful. Considering he campaigned claiming that Muslims cheered and that he lost many friends on 9/11 before, and now is comparing the ratings about an event where thousands of Ameircans died to his job as President is disrespectful to them and their families. If he truly cared about being President, then ratings shouldn't matter so long as he does the right things for America, which is something that Obama, Bush, Clinton, and pretty much every President in the last 50 years has said in some form.

[@shadowranger937]

so then you support the electoral college.

[@hydrasaurandre]

After 100 days, america has gone in the opposite direction from "great".

[@kushbrny2144]

Hydrasaur how so?

[@wolfson1252]

Hydrasaur just listen to the video

[@Yonkage]

Donald Trump writing new Daft Punk songs: Work it. Make it. Do it. Build it. Super- Duper, Higher, Better!

[@xxXthekevXxx]

lmao! Love this

[@tonygray7804]

Yonkage I

[@JOHNDOE-ry5yo]

unintelligible & *unintelligent* 😂😂

[@rxvideos1854]

#facts

[@jchavarria83]

princess

[@TheBlexi3]

The only thing Donald Trump made great again is SNL.

[@esarts6744]

Vaishali Menon yes that's so true!

[@daireoreilly2548]

You copied that from the comment section in a snl video

[@TheBlexi3]

Daire O'Reilly what? Lol no!!! But I feel good I have a comment doppelganger. Can you tell me which video it is?

[@lockhrt999]

And Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah. I sub'd to them thanks to Trump.

[@BAYAREA_PizzaParty]

Yeah everyone watches the comedy shows now and all the band-wagoners are here now.

[@robertsmith5744]

Mexico no pay Loco Gringo pay

[@gin3868]

haha I read that on consuela's voice.

[@REALYAADYEXTREME]

Gin me too

[@YTSliv]

President (Unintelligible), had done an (Unintelligible) job at first 100 days.

[@wizkhalifasmoke]

Trump: Vocabulary of a 5th grader

[@Johnny-rx4hs]

He has to speak to the level of his supporters.

[@Chunkboi]

Phil Lewis and sell to them too... dolphinsilverwolf.deviantart.com/art/This-is-what-we-voted-for-Trump-Parody-622984317

[@olympicwalrus]

kevinmuehl Muehlkevin: not the president

[@mushfek]

kevinmuehl Muehlkevin nah! it's lower

[@AndiGravity]

Well, that's a braggadocious claim.

[@dianeowen5258]

Your monologues are the best!

[@cimoneharris]

I agree!!!

[@roguedogx]

Diane Owen they're the only part of the show I watch.

[@farlonmuentes6004]

he has better monologues than those other late night shows. it look likes a natural conversation than scripted.

[@developmentalist]

They would be even better if John Batiste limited his side noises. He is really not funny or even good at bantering back and forth.

[@farlonmuentes6004]

i don't feel even a bit of chemistry between them. even reggie who doesn't speak has a better reaction with corden's monologue than jon. it looks like he is just making noises for attention even though he doesn't understand the topic.

[@Simonaa]

Can we just take a second (or two) to appreciate how good this monologue is and how good it was delivered by Steven! 🙌

[@ataki11]

I have done more than trump in the past 100 days and all I did was build a bunker

[@destroyahdestroyah9584]

Adam Taki an actual bunker?

[@ataki11]

Arnold LosTitties haha we all should ;)

[@destroyahdestroyah9584]

Adam Taki but did you actually build a bunker?

[@ataki11]

Arnold LosTitties it's was a joke

[@destroyahdestroyah9584]

Adam Taki I actually thought you built a bunker. I was like damn, that's cool. this nigga has a bunker. but it just turns out that I was being dumb.

[@Zach-gm8us]

Did anyone else hear that one dude "HOT POTATO"

[@SocksAndPuppets]

isn't "super duper higher better better" a daft punk song?

[@kidsfornia4394]

Yes and No, that's not the real name

[@hehesigh]

All of Jon Batiste background comments (unintelligible)

[@tristan7844]

haahahahahahaha yessss!!!! BEST COMMENT OF THE DAY

[@vvtstokes]

Docson7 of course all of Jon's comments are (unintelligible) to u, your ears r all clogged up with hate..... I luv that he irritates the sh*t out of all the haters😂😂!

[@Deadlyaztec27]

vvtstokes Honestly though, who gave him a mic and why?

[@ad2094]

I love him actually ! He gets into it 😁

[@brutalitops5876]

his mic is a little too loud

[@thilomanten8701]

If you had to sum up Trump's presidency in one word. What would it be? (unintelligible)

[@henngo4971]

IF!

[@michaelwimmer2471]

tremendous

[@roguedogx]

Thilo Manten I'd go with "AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhHhHh" while I'm aware that's not a word, it fits really well.

[@sir_starshine9948]

Trumped

[@neghiethervil5606]

I'll vote for Sir_Starshine's Trumped.

[@23feb2013]

I'm honestly loving Colbert for exposing Trumpy like this

[@paulmorales1607]

I LOVE when the monologues are over 10 min long

[@hawkeye5955]

Trump is fluent in The Sims and the Charlie Brown trombone languages. Amazing. 😃

[@Chunkboi]

hawkeye5955 He can also transcribe the dialogue from Legend of Zelda characters without reading the on-screen text.

[@IRPinheiro]

It was not unintelligible, he was just speaking russian.

[@Danker8906]

Nyet, suka.

[@nat2002]

Israel Pinheiro best comment I've ever read

[@brad8142]

BaZING!

[@Mineav]

He was speaking Jon Baptistian.

[@nguyenyen3584]

Nope, he speaks Americanese.

[@MeepMeep88]

5:10 LOL wtf is that guy in the background even saying =D "ahhhhhhh aha haha andthenwhyacomecountry"

[@jackburbank9763]

#buildAsentence

[@paulfernandez4998]

Colbert has been really killing it with his monologues...great stuff!

[@3486aj]

epic writing, immaculate delivery mr.colbert.... how can i like this more than once...haha

[@wizkhalifasmoke]

This is Colbert's best one.

[@locustvii5309]

'Super duper higher better' LMAO holy christ, is...is NOBODY else seeing this? This is actually happening ffs....

[@honore1386]

I feel u Locust VII! It's so unbelievable.....this is the FUCKING POTUS and that man talks like a 8 year old brat!

[@hjh1972]

Trust me - EVERYONE in europe is "seeing" this.. - We're all excited, that the US will be a third world country soon - that makes space at the top for some one else

[@locustvii5309]

***** im not sure Trump is actually even in charge though. He clearly ran for president just for the sake of jerking off his own ego. Now it doesn't matter what anyone says he can always say,'Screw you I was president!'. I get the feeling he rambles the way he does because he's just trying to go through the motions and keep up appearances while Pence and his buddies find new things for him to sign.

[@hjh1972]

I agree - and be honest - does that change anything in my statement? EPA gone, Paris Accord gone, Flightsecurity gone, Education (soon) gone, deregulating banking, now soon a surely helpfull tax reform - hmm - I think you can say, Pence is doing a "great" job.. - good luck to all americans - europe will have to send food-packs for you once they are done with you guys - well, only if it's allowed to feed the inmates of a for profit prison of course.. - europe never violates the laws of dictarships abroad lol

[@locustvii5309]

***** Oh You! You got me there.

[@sawrirocks]

Stephen just gets more and more adorable by the monologue.

[@theoneandonlyshadow58]

Trump's favorite word is (unintelligible)

[@MassDynamic]

"HOW ON GOD'S EARTH DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?!" is something i ask myself every time blondie speaks....

[@Muzikrazy213]

just wanted to say IT WAS SO GOOD TO HEAR OBAMA's eloquent, thoughtful, and educated voice today. Carry on with your Colbert-watching shenanigans.

[@KS-nc7mm]

Muzikrazy213 I was near tears.

[@curiousela1]

Muzikrazy213 😢 Remembering the time when everything made sense 😭

[@WeeWeeJumbo]

It hurt my heart to watch the last real President speaking again but I was glad to see him looking like he had gotten some good vacation time in

[@Mysticsquids]

Yeah the guy who bombed HUNDREDS OF THO USANDS of innocent people across the world. Wake the fuck up please.. +K S you are pathetic

[@petegray4316]

Mystic Mark m.o.a.b

[@alexanderchichi]

Omg this is a dark and sad period of modern american history.

[@mazenschnefeldt5077]

Sorry but since when has America been modern?

[@alexanderchichi]

it has been up until the day trump was elected...

[@alexanderchichi]

yea, darker, scarier, and dumber...

[@birdseyeview2457]

American dreamer: until trump got elected? Our country was already in deep shit when it came down to Hilary or trump for president. Neither has the ability to fix our national debt that Obama tripled in his 8 years as president. People are so scared now that trump is president. You should have already been scared when it came down to those two. You think Hilary would have done better? They were both terrible choices.

[@whiterottenrabbit]

It's a dark and sad period of ALL human history. If aliens see this stupid shit from the orbit, they'll be like "Fuck them idiots, they will make us look bad in front of the Galactic Federation, if we ever make contact with those asinine cocksuckers!"

[@BlankestKnight]

"And if I do a super-duper, higher, better, better security, everything else, maybe it goes a little bit more." My God. What the actual fuck did we elect into the White House. I still can't believe this is what I just read. His speaking skills are literally on a 3rd grade level.

[@judioregan4210]

kalzoa22 - and that's being generous.

[@anestheticethan8875]

kalzoa22 That actually sounds like what a pre-schooler would say. 3rd graders are smarter lol

[@BonJoviStatue]

Trump is actually intelligent, he simplified his grammar just for the working class.

[@BlankestKnight]

Noah Vanmullekom That's a pretty huge assumption. I'll need actual evidence of him having an advance debate on issues in which he uses 3 syllable words other than tremendous. Also this needs to be prior to the election obviously.

[@BlankestKnight]

Noah Vanmullekom I also don't like the fact that no matter what this guy does, he always has people around to wipe his ass and make excuses for him. "Oh, he doesn't mean a physical wall. It's metaphor for improving border security." "He didn't mean all Mexicans were rapist, just the illegal ones." "It was just locker room talk. He wasn't​ actually bragging about forcing himself on married women." "He didn't really mean healthcare for everyone." "He didn't really mean Obama wiretapped him." If Trump shot a guy tomorrow his supporters response would be "he wasn't really trying to kill the guy. He was going Quail hunting in the city and it just happened​to fly behind the guy's head. Stop blaming Trump for everything libtards!"

[@tylergibbs1154]

Anyone else love how Stephen always completes his gestures and movements 😂

[@samiknayak5753]

Don't you just hate it when they cutoff in the middle of a

[@hyunii5891]

Samik Nayak. I KNOW RIGHT??! It really just bothers m

[@diveysaini9676]

Stephen Colbert you nailed it

[@123sammyali]

Me: What are you proud of that Trump has done? Trump Supporter: I am proud of how he...[unintelligible] He's great for doing that.

[@dantoon25]

'Bringing Back Jobs'? What jobs? 'Drafted Plan to Defeat ISIS'? What plan? 'Ended War On Coal'? What is this, the Victorian era? When we're living in the age where finding renewable sources of energy is imperative, why do we need to go back to coal?

[@shadowranger937]

I don't know if you believe the 'official' unemployment thing blow 5% but the actual number is just under 10% because obama's numbers doesn't include people who have stopped working entirely and just go off of welfare because technically the income is federal income just like a guy working a government job.

[@123sammyali]

aquamop15 -Coal is dead and you fucking know it. The rest of the world has found better alternatives. It's not our fault we don't want to be stuck in the 1950s. Coal country doesn't even have the same profit value it once did in the past. -A lot of these "jobs" you're talking about have been in the works for months now, and some for up to a year. Jobs don't fall from the sky. Even that Exxon ad that keeps playing is a complete lie to say they just decided to add more jobs since Trump took office. There's an article from months ago, talking about how they were working towards getting more positions open for people.

[@123sammyali]

aquamop15 And also his idea to defund sanction cities FAILED today. It got blocked by a judge in San Francisco😂

[@TheHiroyukiutatane]

> Gutted regulations > basically means allowing corporations to dump massive watse not following​ environment-safe business practices, thus poisoning Americans literally. > is an accomplishment. What?

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

OMG that EKG signature was gold! 😂😂👏👏👏 Now, please excuse me while I (unintelligible)...

[@racer9x]

Trump used to be all talk and no action. Now he seems to be unintelligible talk and no action.

[@elijahdelp2893]

No action... What do you call dropping the LARGEST non nuclear bomb in Afghanistan, and firing missles into Syria?No action my ass. Trump has done more to protect our nation from terrorism in 100 days than Obama did in 8 years!!!

[@onespiker]

Semper Fi mmmm not really droping a bomb is not that big of a deal. nit sure ethier if he even was conected to the bombing ethier you know he was busy.

[@Avenger222]

+Semper Fi People that voted for donald didn't want him involved in Syria and didn't want him bombing civilians. Your example is a terrible one.

[@Chunkboi]

Christian Arevalo are you in the service?

[@Chunkboi]

Semper Fi the airstrike was a smokescreen...unless you think 59 tomahawk cruise missiles all missed critical targets. The MOAB might be impressive...but islamic terrorists blow themselves up as walking warheads. They may cook that bombing into recruiting propaganda for new agents. I fear for our troops given orders by their current CinC.

[@viditjain9846]

8:22 I was listening on my headphones. I think I have tinnitus now.

[@joewaters9884]

The guy on the piano makes the weirdest noises at the weirdest times

[@lynneSpiration]

I KNOW! Hot Potato!

[@MissChinBK99]

So bloody annoying.

[@jayash9598]

WTF does he even mean by that?? Only think I hate about this otherwise perfect show.

[@mikah1oo]

OMG I've been saying that since the beginning. He's so annoying

[@emilymacgregor4307]

Literally the only bad part of the show

[@jexxer]

All this talk about ratings and viewers...I think Trump may still be under the impression that he's hosting a reality TV show.

[@raniermendoza]

That JFK bit had me rolling 😂

[@mitchellkrouth5083]

Laughter is the best medicine

[@shantoreywilkins1123]

🃏🎭🃏🎭🃏😹😂😹😂😹😂🃏🎭🃏🎭🃏😇😹😂😹😂

[@mmaxine1331]

Mitchell Krouth 😢😢 glad we're all in this together

[@davidbrick1260]

Mitchell Krouth It's also the prelude to death.

[@gin3868]

David, god damnit, can't you at least let us have this...

[@superj1e2z6]

The biggest accomplishment is how are we not dead yet.

[@brendasmurdoch8551]

Sadly Trump wouldn't know what a blanket tent was.

[@juandesalgado]

That's a great nickname. "The Unintelligible."

[@REALYAADYEXTREME]

Juan de Salgado ha

[@ascent8487]

Maybe a good Band Name? They could be a parody band.

[@Cinqmil]

Does Donald Trump know he is Donald Trump?

[@Waldo1122]

No, he knows he is President Donald J Trump. Get it right libtard.

[@pumamanjrandsuch]

Waldo that's a strong response for a pretty benign comment.

[@Waldo1122]

+Cinqmil Put the two together and guess what you get.

[@BladeWinters]

Trump: Doing whatever he wants with no accountability

[@QueenBee-gx4rp]

BladeWinters I think that's what bothers me the most: no one holds his feet to the fire! We're the ones who are going to be left holding the bag. 😞

[@mbanksinsulators]

Colbert for President!

[@Urban_Piggy]

This guy has been given so much material since Trump got in, his comedy just continues to write itself since the campaign. If Trump ever leaves office, its not going to be so easy anymore! :-D

[@JohnSmith-op9jv]

Nancy Chivers

[@kamarajupranav2013]

John Smith h

[@Gnoizic]

Why the hell does my President sound like a low-budget Jar Jar Binks?

[@yanksguy23]

Best response!

[@lindajayneclark767]

being president of the "United" States is not a contest or a television show, Mr. POTUS

[@hobiwankinobi4750]

Thank you for all you've done in the first hundred days Stephen!

[@rxvideos1854]

I love Colbert's Drumpf impressions, they are *SPOT ON*

[@Awkwardtunity]

But the Titanic joke was fine! XD

[@channelforpositivitylunder9385]

If there are any supporters of Trump reading this... Which of Trump's accomplishments (Exactly which ones) in the 100 Days as POTUS are you proud of? Genuinely curious to understand :) thank you!

[@bigdickmcgee3293]

his very, very, very small hands.

[@ian12346]

Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice I didn't vote for trump, nor do I agree with his policies. The two executive orders/decisions he has made that I can say I agree with, are the pulling out of the T.T.P, and most recently the exxon/mobile deal. Just my opinion.

[@mavendeo]

Well, he snagged a much hotter piece of side tail than Bill Clinton. So what if she's his daughter?

[@shantoreywilkins1123]

⏳🆗

[@tonydmty1234567]

crickets, crickets, more crickets ... zzzzzzzz ";-)

[@TheKraetos]

IT'S ONLY BEEN 100 DAYS!!?? This must be how a photon feels!

[@beareatsworld7637]

I am so tired of winning

[@atcollectiblessd]

Is Stephen Colbert the King of Late Night? Because if he's not, this one monologue, not taking into account all his other great work as I'm sure he has quite the plethora, should cement him as such!

[@Fals3Agent]

he is! in fact, Fallon's tonight show remained apolitical until they realized they couldn't compete with Colbert without getting political like Colbert, so now Fallon is doing Trump jokes in his monologues too.

[@gin3868]

Pfff, Still not gonna watch, maybe if he rubs trump's hair again money will fly out.

[@Krasniqi25]

Fals3Agent Fallon is so fake. Not funny at all

[@Rose-p5m1v]

Awesome monologue 😅😂🤣

[@thenamesmarek]

Spread love no matter what

[@comedyman4896]

I wish I made more comments like this lol

[@Adi-sg8sp]

and laughter!! lol

[@jessetorres8738]

As some1 from a border state, I just want to say that it was reported that no Congressman or Senator (Democrat or Republican) from the 4 border states will support the vote for the border wall, and an article shows that the states that want the wall the most are almost all landlocked states. Here's 4 main reasons why the border wall won't work/is not worth the money hence why border state politicians don't support it: 1) Odds are that if the U.S. ends up paying for it, we will have to pay more for it now and more than likely our states will pay additional taxes for repairs, upkeep, and security which other states won't. 2) More immigrants from Mexico are returning home than entering the U.S. since their economy is growing so building a wall will make it hard for them to leave the country, and even those that do keep coming all they need are tunnels and boats to get around it. 3) Back when George Bush Jr. initiated a plan to build a fence, only 1/3 of the 1,900 miles got fenced because the border isn't just flat terrain for the entire distance; there are mountains, rivers (Rio Grande), desert, the occasional forest, and the California fault line, all of which make building any significant structure nearly impossible in those areas. 4) 1 article online said the current border wall plan would be for the government to close off/take all land owned within 10 miles of the wall on both sides of the border and prevent any future development to better guard the border, but with many cities (San Diego and El Paso for example) so close to the border, millions would lose their homes/jobs and would be displaced. So, ultimately, when you look at the facts for possibility of success and consider how this border wall would hurt Americans/the American economy, it is not worth it.

[@pondartinc4002]

Trump can't finish a fucking sentence, he can't finish a thought. How is he going to build a wall?

[@Chunkboi]

Pondart Inc hire contractors and not pay them.

[@Libbyerality]

Exactly!

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

Even Finbarr Calamitous would make a better president. ...Anyone?

[@TommyCease-zd3qt]

Pondart Inc no the only way he could make America great again would be a murder suicide with mike pence.

[@gin3868]

Tommy don't build my hopes up.

[@misterkingdom3571]

Super-duper higher better better

[@christiansantillana2399]

This guy is straight up senile. And the fact that so many people don't notice this scares me.

[@jeffwei]

christian santillana lookup what happened to Woodrow Wilson during his second term.

[@joker6790]

christian santillana i hope you're talking about Trump

[@christiansantillana2399]

Aa Bb Of course. You thought I was talking about the brilliantly funny man that's hosting this show?

[@joker6790]

christian santillana yeah

[@jerminator8384]

love Colbert one of the funniest tv hosts ever

[@saucylight]

Agreed. Hilarious.

[@Fuchsia_tude]

Meh, he wasn't that funny on Shining Time Station

[@squirrel00713]

THANK YOU Stephen for making this nightmare more tolerable. I laugh so hard, till I cry cry cry. #ImpeachTrump

[@jamesburlingham4748]

Squirrel! impeach trump for what he hasn't done anything wrong yet. notice how I said yet implying that he might in the future

[@Chunkboi]

James Burlingham Other than violate the emoluments clause, nepotism laws, and the tenth amendment? Oh, and various commissions of fraud, bribery, and obstruction of justice?

[@jamesburlingham4748]

What r u a sjw it was a joke

[@TasX]

+James Burlingham this is a Colbert show. What do you think?

[@jrfraukar]

Can plllleeeasssee someone tell Jon Baptiste that he´s been hired as a musician (and definitely not as a comedian)

[@TheGeorgb83]

He thinks the number of viewers his tv appereances attract is the right way to judge the effectivenes of his policies? That's a joke, right? Tell me it's a joke...

[@judioregan4210]

TheGeorgb83 - 'fraid not.

[@grammarnazi2204]

Appearances*

[@billyboy1093]

TheGeorgb83, Grammar Nazi...effectiveness*

[@bin1127]

It's the joke that never ends.

[@Hjaltil]

Take the mic away from the guy just repeating what Stephen says, please :/

[@KrampusClaus]

I've heard this remark over a million times watching this show since November of last year, and people still complain about it for a reason. You think by now they would have taken away his microphone and told him to shut up during the show, but he continues to be a nuisance!

[@matthiasrambally1899]

Jesus Christ that guy is a major artist that they bring in relax lmao

[@twocsies]

Yeah, ratings so bad, you'd better stop what you're doing because some random Icelandic commenter doesn't like the hype man, Jon Batiste. /sarc

[@nhlanhlakhumalo7851]

Come on man, even Letterman had Paul Shaffer

[@truther26734]

Nhlanhla Khumalo The difference is he adds something to the conversation. This guy just mumbles into the mic almost unintelligibly at some points repeating what Colbert says.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

trump, even to you it must be obvious by now, that the only way you can make America (more or less)great again, is by resigning!

[@Chunkboi]

camelshit and taking his administration with him.

[@xxXthekevXxx]

I don't want Pence to replace him lol

[@JBell300]

what are you so afraid of happening? putting people back to work? having war? good grief what do u want to happen? walk over to an islamic terrorist and hand him flowers and sing kumbaya? they would shoot your stupid ass and keep walking.

[@Chunkboi]

JBell300 Trump is not putting people back to work. He is, however, building us up to losing a war.

[@JBell300]

camelshit what do u want? and hand out? you are pathetic. get your lazy body off the couch and get to work. but u still haven't answered my question: why are you libs so afraid? losing a check every month? and in response to you stupid comment "going to lose a war". you are just a naive as you are ignorant. we cannot sit around and do nothing. we had 8 yrs of an embarrassment and he did nothing but line his own pockets. meanwhile our enemies grew stronger and we still sat back and did nothing. we needed someone to actually put fear in our enemies not say: oh are you okay; here is some money try again. it's no wonder why our debt has more than doubled since obama left because he kept giving it away to our enemies.

[@garydailey136]

"Idiocracy" has arrived 500 years early. Also, netflix is showing "The Manchurian Candidate" again. Whether to laugh or cry, decisions, decisions.

[@Think4aChange]

What I love about DJ Trump.. (unintelligible)

[@Chunkboi]

superlearner9 sounds like a rapper from the early 90's...DJ Trump.

[@missJJ_onYT]

aquamop15 The supreme Court Justice was supposed to be appointed during Obama's era but Republican blocked him. How does gutting Obama's era regulations are good thing when it will caused pollution and Wall Street screwing people? There never was war on coal. More immigrants were moving out of US than moving in. HAHAHA when Obama signed EO, Republican called him dictator but when Trump did it, it's an accomplishment?? LMAO. you know what people called that? Hypocrite!

[@adarshgirish]

That guy who just talks and laughs (weird fake laugh) in the background is just plain obnoxious

[@kesa1986]

Adarsh Girish yah

[@stephensimpson6272]

If you had ever watched the show, you would know who that is - try to educate yourself.

[@adarshgirish]

pretty sure his fake laugh and background chat won't sound less obnoxious even if I know that guy is a superstar. IMHO it doesn't add anything to the show

[@adarshgirish]

Ric Hicks you can always stop reading/replying to comments. I was just telling my opinion, and yes I watch this show rarely, that too small clips like these on KZbin. He might be talented and all, and I agree I don't know him, but the way he chimes in in the BG when Stephen is giving his monologue seemed distracting and unfunny to me. Sorry for iritating you. ☮️

[@tristan7844]

that's Jon Baptiste...and he is the most obnoxious unwitty guy on tv...I hate him...he ruins the show for me..I want him to go to Jimmy fallons show..i have a feeling they'll get along better

[@pureheartbadass]

"No bad hombres allowed" I LOVE STEPHEN HAHAH

[@ThekalKonata]

tone it down, Baptiste. jeez.

[@davidwoodward9528]

Aj Evans a) You can turn on closed captioning and press "mute" b) "Batiste" is his name.

[@BernicePanders]

So, no mention of John Batiste playing at the #MarchForScience??