Trump And Obama, Sitting In DC, A-W-K-W-A-R-D

Now that Donald Trump becoming president is a real and actual thing, he's meeting with the current president, picking his cabinet, and plotting his revenge.
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[@hammadali594]

Damn, Obama is so classy it hurts. He handled Trump becoming president with so much class and dignity. He knows how to keep calm.

[@ReyhanSamitAlchemist]

You're aware he doesn't write any of his speeches, right ?

[@susanshaw2507]

Thats all you got? He can speak without having it written for him, moron

[@dr4g0nitedive29]

ReyhanSamitAlchemist Neither does Trump

[@jordanl1578]

Well what is he gonna do? 😂

[@mrspidey80]

Do you honestly think Donald will? We'd have World War three on day one.

[@jmarkellos]

That revenge speech, was one of the most alarming things I've heard in my entire adult life.

[@AnEvolvingApe]

Even more so because many of the Trump sycophants who will get positions in his cabinet are 100% in agreement. They are going to be making plans to hurt people and Trump will just rubber stamp it.

[@JairajSinghPatil]

jmarkellos how the fuck is it even legal to say that shit

[@albertaguilar1059]

I honestly wasn't freaked out before but now I am. That was sooooo fucked up!

[@maksuree]

seriously what the cunting titshits was that? it's like something out of b-grade spy thriller

[@alexgulino335]

how is he being a victim? Having a reaction doesn't make you a victim.

[@AlwaysLoudAA]

I swear, The Late Show with Colbert, along with the Daily Show, Seth Myers, and Sam Bee are going to be the people that get me through these next 4 years of hell.

[@BBukeeB]

Enjoy it while it last, it might not last for long

[@diegosanchez894]

Adil ANNNDD JOHN. OLIVEEEEEER!

[@patatofred9079]

At least you have someone to get you through the next 4 years, I had no one to get me through the last 8 awful years.

[@electricmagnetic]

Adil you forgot John Oliver but I agree. all the Stewart Daily Show kids are my only hope for crying less

[@noeliajaime7656]

my thoughts exactly.

[@Thatit777]

If you only knew what we are living now in 2020 🤦‍♂️ . . . . Anyone watching this while we are in quarantine in April 2020? 🤔

[@rileyisawesome10]

lol I was just about to comment. It's so funny watching these old vids.... if only they knew what would happen!

[@rileyisawesome10]

funny in a terrible way

[@jo-vf8jx]

Malcolm Amalgam Wake me up when this is over lol.

[@patrickmouzawak]

yessir

[@realrane]

yup

[@Mila-Nova]

Michelle: Hi I am Michelle. Melania: Hi I am Michelle.

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

What?

[@brittanyalana5151]

LMAO!

[@hannahhannarig685]

Kamila M. Hahaha

[@munkybiz6737]

Kamila M. Lmfao.. good one

[@ttinney55431]

Dying...that is hysterical.

[@Dedition]

Omarosa's speech sounds like something that would be on a show like Scandal or something...fucking hell man.

[@taxiuniversum916]

Dean Wilson Yea. She's like someone you'd see in a documentary about the most infamous serial killers.

[@dung987]

Dean Wilson

[@martinaee]

I know right? What the hell was that? Do you want to start another civil war? ... Because that kind of talk is how you start another civil war.

[@cajunoutofwater4806]

Holy crapola, that video of her was terrifying. That would be a scene I'd expect from a horror or suspense flick, not a political office. I don't think they realize how terrible they sound when they say stuff like that.

[@azzu12]

Dude it sounded like we were in North Korea. She called him "the most powerful man in the universe" shit. Sounds like we will be living under a dictator

[@bigbro890]

I don't like this usa anymore. How can you go from Obama to this?

[@jcast39atmsn]

that was my question too.

[@stonaraptor8196]

progress. You wanted the clinton crime syndicate in power?

[@zorrillavixen1389]

Stona Raptor dude stfu

[@Lone432345]

Let see clinton crime syndicate in power vs a guy who might start killing people because they said mean things about him? Yeah give me the syndicate.

[@Nangleator22]

Prove a crime, Stona. Prove one fucking crime. Something the FBI and both houses of Congress couldn't do over the course of decades of constant trying.

[@prakashisel]

coming back to just see the last scene again .. that was just awesome :D

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

Me too. . yes, it's just lovely!

[@entertain7us148]

You read my mind.

[@subhambhattacharjee4826]

Prakash R oh bhai tu INDIA aaja wapas.

[@law-11]

Prakash R Same

[@sorio99]

Prakash R It earned 40 full seconds of applause.

[@davetheauthor9885]

I didn't think I could love Colbert any more than I do, until that last bit at the end. We'll need him and others to keep us sane for the long four years ahead.

[@munkybiz6737]

David Pierdomenico Yeah, I hope he makes more inspiring shows.. well, I mean before Omarosa hauls him off to a concentration camp.

[@munkybiz6737]

David Pierdomenico Guantanamo will be for the foreigners.. John Oliver and Trevor Noah.

[@j.criquette3334]

After seeing that last bit, I was thinking that if Trump henchwoman Omarosa ever got Colbert in trouble, I would be right there behind him in support. God bless him.

[@deepmind5318]

David Pierdomenico make America hate again!

[@SomeOne-ex7hk]

We were doomed for four years regardless. Let's hope things wont be as bleak as either forecasted term was projected.

[@muskylemon2310]

Oh my god, we're so fucked. This guy is gonna get baited right into a war in no time at all.

[@yokesplooge2852]

Compared to hillary who wanted a war with russia and syria with that no-fly zone for no good reason at all? we're good.

[@james5812]

hey, about war? use your brain, thanks.

[@ar7055]

Yokesplooge "No good reason" You must be a different kind of stupid. She wanted a no fly zone because she doesn't want the Russians to keep bombing civilians that desperately need help and creating a no fly zone would help give the civilians supplies so that they wouldn't be starved like people in the holocaust. Please next time join us on did you even look this up?

[@jankowalski3496]

News flash - USA is alredy into war on the Middle East. Since 2001 and 2003. And Obama don't resolve this problem. He make it worse.

[@vaderglenn]

You mean someone wants war with Us and Russia? Good fucking luck

[@jalyn947]

Stephen Colbert genuinely hates trump. All these other late night show hosts are being kind after months of talking shit. You all were saying he was paid by Hillary to say all that stuff but she lost and he's still saying it. Trump supporters praise the idea of no political correctness. I don't know what's more un politically correct than this 😂😂😂

[@potcfanatic]

Trump supporters hate Colbert because, as he's clearly proven time and time again but especially in the last 60 seconds of this video, he's unafraid and really doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks. And they fucking hate that.

[@Satsaru]

Well, considering the like to dislike ratio it seems they actually do appreciate that or they simply don't care about Colbert.

[@LenoahChacko]

Wow, you've made a great point there bro. Stupid people simply accused him pf being paid by Hillary.

[@serchinnho]

jalyn jones you got it all wrong. What's politically correct about trashing because she lost? I take this as what it is, a late night entertaining show. Clinton's supporters going out to protest on the streets beats whatever funny jokes Colbert could ever trash Trump with. You guys are still too upset to see this is just comedy. You guys prove everyday why Trump won, you can't tell the difference between a show and reality lmfao. Sad.

[@browsertab]

So, did he genuinely think Hillary Clinton was a better candidate than Bernie Sanders?

[@lukassnakeman]

That clip of the woman talking about how they're going to take revenge and subjugate everyone who was critical of drumph looked like something straight out of v for vendetta, but a prequel that shows how the chancellor got into power

[@AlexanderHarris]

Seriously, who talks like that except for movie villains? There was actual mania in her voice. I almost expected her to start twiddling a long mustache while cackling an evil laugh.

[@nitidiuscula]

Yeah, that was seriously chilling.

[@dastardlyexpressions]

You realize this is the prequel to V for Vendetta right? Like, the creators of the movie weren't making shit up about how tyrants come to power. It's predictable and periodic.

[@nunez3613]

understood all those references. i agree. still, stand up for your rights. dont let the orange guy demean your voice. dont let bigots or racist try to steer the government.

[@potcfanatic]

If this is V For Vendetta, let's hope Colbert doesn't meet the same fate as their comedic late night talk show host character.

[@brialewis260]

THE ENDING . I love you dude

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

Lovely hug :)

[@johnwilson9391]

+Bria Lewis I gotta say, i rarely like or dislike a video, but this one certainly deserved one like from me.

[@awkwardblackgrrl]

I spontaneously started clapping and then suddenly I was weeping with gratitude for his voice. This was helpful today.

[@BlakieTT]

+Bria Lewis

[@TheYoungWolfI]

Be strong my unfortunate American friends and neighbours to the south.

[@nickolasjackson4902]

I really don't think people who voted for Trump REALLY thought about how this would pan out

[@webduelist]

#WikiLeaks

[@webduelist]

RonsaRRR easy, Obama is an idiot, but lets leave race out of it.

[@nighttray1489]

RonsaRRR Yeah, that's a comment I expect from a Trump supporter.

[@macpro07]

Nickolas Jackson they weren't thinking at all

[@dahliar3147]

RonsaRRR sigh....I'm going to assume you have a very ignorant,old-fashioned lifestyle, I am truly sorry for the people in your life, hopefully if you have children they are being raised in love and not to hate and blame others simply for their appearance.

[@danielgregory3295]

How eerily accurate...all of Stephen's forebodings and worst fears were realized...and so much more than anyone could have imagined!😢🇺🇸

[@mojo500100]

The most unbelievable thing is that someone with absolutely no governing experience was put in charge of the whole nation. Would you have your appendectomy done by your tax accountant?

[@mrwilson7617]

It is pretty easy to predict the outcome of anything a lifetime loser grifter is involved in. Everything he touches turns to sh1t.

[@freedomfighterletsgobrandon]

Happy Roe vs Wade overturn anniversary. Liberal tears are delicious.

[@DR.Poncho-dx4zr]

​​@@freedomfighterletsgobrandonHappy fair election anniversary trumper. Maga tears taste amazing, but the sound of constant crying gets old & annoying after awhile. Maga tears. 😂 Edit: LMFAO at your name. Not only a sheep but a tRump cheerleader, I see. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ytrewq12345]

There's more to come. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TacSav253]

I can't believe that Omarosa interview is real. Good lord...

[@PikalaxALT]

IKR? The fact that she said that unironically is absolutely terrifying. Trump is loading his staff with authoritarians. If the Electors follow expectations in December, it'll be the last time they do so because they won't be around in 2020.

[@adronias]

She's incredibly attractive though, so 50/50? :p

[@WatchYourMother]

Me too! I thought it was absolutely horrifying, just like something from a dystopia movie.

[@BostonRedSoxForever]

Omarosa must suffer from some kind of Stockholm syndrome. This is so sad to watch. There are principles in life that are more important than anything else, yet she's selling her soul to the devil himself just for fame?

[@espben360]

must be thinking she's in north korea!

[@simransimran9339]

Did she say "detractors", " bow down" and "universe" with a straight face?? Wow!

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

Yep, infuckingcredible

[@AgiIeBeast]

Yeah, what the fuck was that?

[@simransimran9339]

Solomon paramedic1 The leader of the free world title is stupid. I think it has to do with the cold war. Russia being a dictatorship and US being a democracy. And they decided to call themselves superpowers and the rest of the world was like "Yeah go ahead, as if we care". They really should have. I swear the so called world leaders are messing up big time this time around. Here in Delhi, India we may have broken last 2 decades of pollution records. This is after we added the words Climate Change to the name of the Environment and wildlife ministry. UK brexits and Americans don't get democracy...or logic, or basic decency

[@HailG3]

Omarosa's speech scares me so much, and I'm not even American. Thank you for making me laugh in this fucking horrible moment.

[@BostonRedSoxForever]

Same here.

[@kevinalonso6338]

Same, right wingers are fucking crazy.

[@j.criquette3334]

I had barely heard of her, and never seen her speak. That clip was insane.

[@brandtsteiner5235]

HailG3 I know right I thought it was a joke it took me a few minutes to realize she was serious

[@Furrina89]

Omarosa was practically orgasming as she said that... you actually see her "wherever" gushing that Donald had won...

[@disneyfan101rocks]

I died at the "what a pxssy would say" lol

[@disneyfan101rocks]

Dancing Deity yes that world has been ruined for me .

[@xxxkamoxxx]

Naw it was awesome.

[@Dollopism]

100% BDE. My 'go to' moment to explain what BDE is.

[@Lowkeylie]

John Baptiste running out to hug him while laughing hysterically was the icing on the cake

[@jackm3071]

Thank god for Stephen, keeping the country sane

[@lillililli1726]

Jack M yesssssss

[@TheSateef]

i so hope Stephen doesn't mysteriously dissapere, i need him to get through the next 4 years

[@mbabaneamputee7725]

Actually I'm feeling the urge to riot. #NotMyPresident

[@Selvokaz]

god damnit you beat me too it.

[@pirateman1966]

The American empire is destroying itself right in front of my eyes.

[@supershinigami1]

That must be the pettiest president the US elected.

[@rahulsabharwal5844]

supershinigami1 too soon to say this...

[@826_Vegeta_UCM]

Where were you when black Americans voted for Obama because he was black. lol. Choosing because of skin pigmentation. Or how about choosing for president because of the type of organs you have inside you.

[@adronias]

Nothing at all to do with Obama being inspiring, and having a positive message. All to do with him being black, that's why all presidential nominee's on the democrat side are black. The dems see a black guy, they just have to vote for him... Historically black guys have just crushed it in us elections..they dominate the landscape.. oh yeah..

[@ie004193]

I dunno, man. Lincoln clearly had same serious abandonment issues. I kid, I kid.

[@samwurdemann2637]

Ehh...we've elected some pretty petty presidents.

[@OronoDiane]

13:45 Wow. The American Presidency as the ultimate revenge? That's what it's all about? Not "make America great again" but "make the bastards bow"?

[@gregoryd7670]

And this is surprising to you? There is not a single thing Trump's done thus far that is not PROFOUNDLY in line with ever single bit of his behavior for the last 40+ years.

[@Fir7shadow]

Don't forget the part where she declares the sitting President as "The most powerful person in the universe".

[@emyf9197]

Diane Patten Bitch needs some excorcism... trumps dark force has possesed her

[@trentrubenacker9718]

@@Fir7shadow She's right. Whether there are aliens or not, he is the most powerful "person" in the universe. Not smart enough to work the levers if power he has been wheeled up to, but he does have access to them.

[@avarmauk]

You have to admire Trump for one thing. He thought to himself one day that he could bullshit his way to becoming President, accepted the challenge and then did it.

[@jimin879]

avarmauk it's such a funny thought. But our president he is so the next 4 years we will endure

[@davidk9382]

He didn't do shit, it was all Keku. Only meme magika is to blam3. I always th0ught meme was just a construct. But now, I see. Meme, transcends all. It...merges, takes a new form each time. Meme is us. It is a collection of us, that makes one. Meme is our burning, deep and fiery desire to see the world burn to the ground in chaos unbound!!! Meme magika, through keku's present incarnation that is pepe, Harambe, early 2000's image boards, through the misty waters of the shallow, a creature of pure chaos arose. Mare of Orange. It all ends with this one cry for battle, the MEME WAR HAS JUST BEGUN>>>>> The World Is Chaos' now. Nigh is the time for chaos and disdain.

[@passedjudgements4729]

When you said mare of orange my first thought was the horseman of the apocalypse

[@mittenzpurrez8235]

Passed Judgements he could be the red calf too

[@thefactualsavage9333]

He's gonna win in 2020 also

[@flynniejunior838]

I know this is a terrible situation, but the audience chanting Stephen's name and John running down to give him a hug was so cute and powerful and I love this show so much

[@judefahad1804]

Flynnie Junior it made my day :')

[@Imwhicho]

That last bit was the best.

[@Warmishcookies]

They are both awesome. Although I think they really should move this segment to him behind a desk. He has a lot of awkward energy, shifting foot to foot, leaning/ standing kinda, hands awkwardly in pockets. We like the guy behind a desk. Don't make him stand to deliver these 15 minute long bits. You can tell he isn't comfortable and it doesn't really add anything to the show to have him standing anyway. I really think that they should change the set to make it feel less like every other late night show out there (Conan, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, etc). It doesn't add to the show and it detracts from what we like about him. I also don't understand why late night shows all seem to have a band. Why is that? To entertain the audience during commercials? Because we never actually get to hear them play in these youtube bits.

[@jeremycurtis2334]

Agreed, Was about to say after rewatching years later, but that moment from Jon was perfect. Cannot love more.

[@jprsfragoso]

We in Europe were also in denial, for the past 48 hours. However, after hearing about the government, there are two sentences that overlap the denial: "Oh god, what have you done?!?" and "Oh man....... you're f**ed"

[@greenfield9828]

JP Fragoso

[@khamulthewack4732]

JP Fragoso as an American, it's kind of like what we were saying about Brexit. I mean, any of us who gave a shit anyways.

[@jprsfragoso]

Trevor Moore í gave a shit about all of it.... and oh man..... one can only wait and hope now

[@vicfema]

+Konglim Khoo You do know France and Britain have an Nuclear Arsenal, too? Not as big as the US's or Russias, but enough that Russia won't even think of invading western Europe....besides all the other things that make it a stupid idea.

[@khamulthewack4732]

Kill hUnter 96​ I think John Oliver actually made a good point about nukes: they really are just useless in the sense that they just fuck everything up, you know? While the threat is still certainly there, it makes the whole situation less terrifying and more... awkward, I suppose. Does that mean there isn't any possibility of Nukes getting used? No, but I think it would fall more on the actual militaries to be the deciding factor on that. If Russia couldn't crack Europe's armies, I don't think they would use nukes since they can afford to just stop the invasion and go somewhere else. Europe, if pushed to the brink, might actually feel the pressure to use them, or they might surrender out of some sense of best interest for the world as opposed to their own. Of course, I'm hardly informed enough on European/ Russian militaries and policies to be making judgement calls on this hypothetical circle jerk, so I guess I'll just shut my fat American mouth and continue with making my grilled cheese at 5 in the morning.

[@TaradaPryoNINJA]

Stephen's the only reason I'm staying sane right now. Never leave us in these four years, Stephen. We need you.

[@deek64dk]

I SO SO AGREE WITH YOU!

[@favouremma7429]

Shut up

[@boycottdisneyoruhatekids]

@@favouremma7429 cry

[@danielleochoa5991]

He didn't

[@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491]

little did we know . . .

[@CAT-ce4ds]

I love you Stephen. I'm having trouble finding any humour about Trump. But the ending of this did make me smile. Thank you ! #NotMyPresident

[@RemixedVoice]

CAT are you American ? He is your president ;)

[@kcthewanderer]

+RemixedVoice Jesus, man (or lady), it's not January 21st yet! Let us enjoy a few more weeks of denial, at least.

[@legoman727]

You fuckers said that for 8 years about President Obama, you do not have any right to complain.

[@kcthewanderer]

Nice language, friend. Complaining is an American tradition. Embrace it, and try not to be so self-righteous over your perceived lesser-of-two-evils. I'm really hoping Trump is a great president, even though I feel his past statements tarnish the office. If I can meet you halfway, maybe you can do the same, eh?

[@hustler3of4culture3]

that girl= Republican mean person who said Obama wasn't her president

[@RichardStrong86]

Trump is the President-elect and he's still whining like a baby! "Just had a very open and successful presidential election. Now professional protesters, incited by the media, are protesting. Very unfair!" This infant is what you voted in.

[@RichardStrong86]

That's likely to happen when the candidate who promoted civil unrest and hatred for people who hold opposing viewpoints wins with the least amount of votes. "A man reaps what he sows"

[@IFalled]

Karpov Liam That would have happened either way. The only difference would be which side was doing it.

[@alexeonbel4304]

Richard Strong The least amount of votes???

[@RichardStrong86]

Cpt. Blasian That's what the popular vote is. Actual human beings as opposed to the electoral system with allocates more importance to specific states. Why do you think they only bother to campaign in certain states and not all of them?

[@alexeonbel4304]

Richard Strong No I understand that. But do you know the stats for the popular votes?

[@michellegodwin6567]

Stephen Colbert gives me hope

[@paul42171]

He gives me a headache.

[@Smartdoggy]

He's so full of himself.

[@a_stray_dog]

paul42171 Too many big words, buddy?

[@t500010000]

Trump 2020!

[@sandeepsugunan7570]

He deserves to be the president more than trump

[@tynorstrom2761]

holy shit. i half expected omorosa to pull out a red lightsaber what the _fuck?_

[@abhishetty2637]

john read my mind , i would hug him at that joke

[@MrBloodbunny]

me too :D

[@killdianette]

Well Trump is president elect now. The uneducated are ruling. So, from now on, it's "red*".

[@ECCvideo78]

xDDD You are kill me. Is uneducated it enough?

[@lazyhuman9724]

Dinkleberg!

[@qaskas]

Orange*

[@BostonRedSoxForever]

Trusting in Trump's political skills is like being convinced of climbing up Mount Everest while your only Sherpa is a blind, elderly man on crutches suffering from borderline syndrome.

[@eduardobarbeito5165]

Do you guys know what the Congress is? Do you think everything Trump is saying will be easily approved? Don't be so naive

[@BostonRedSoxForever]

Eduardo Barbeito: I'm not naive. I didn't vote for Trump. Don't know who you voted for. Wouldn't you agree that Trump, as the next president, already has left so much blood on the carpet before he even got inaugurated? This has never happened before. What can one expect from this man once he's officially in office on January 20th of next year? Nobody really knows! Worldwide! Not even the guys at the pentagon really have a clue - and that means a lot!

[@BostonRedSoxForever]

Patricia: Well, we have no other choice than giving him a chance. But facts are facts, no matter what. We won't see a different Trump. The man is 70 years old and has always been the bull in the china shop. He's narcisstic, pathologically selfish and first and foremost totally unpolitical and unexperienced! You can't change someone at this age anymore because he's unable to do so, even if he's willing to. He possibly will be a little quieter, a little more presidential compared to his embarrassingly lowbrow campaign, but that's it. This will be the most unsuccessful and most miserable presidency in a very long time!

[@bthy384]

Eduardo Barbeito The Congress. Congress. Ahahhaha. that Congress that approves almost anything related to war and stymie things like a sex trafficking bill to help victims? Yeah no I wouldn't hold my breath

[@bthy384]

Patricia L You missed key words. like bigly

[@fidorover]

“As my first order of business, I’m indicting the kids who keep cutting through my yard. Damn kids!!!” - _Attorney General Rudy Giuliani_

[@TheFriendlyTroll]

😀

[@pauljr.655]

fidorover nice profile pic

[@davemathewsrocks]

LOL - nice one

[@abdhurraheem2045]

I don't get it

[@kijiji93]

Holy shit your comment aged pretty well you’re actually not far off !

[@deepdish2034]

Remember when America had a respectable, intelligent president?

[@op3129]

ummm ... "kinda"

[@aish125]

You can have in 2021 (assuming you're American,I'm not)! VOTE!

[@op3129]

@@aish125 voting is in 2020 (tho I take you're point ... and thanks for the encouragement) p.s. republicans have mailed out flyers/postcards to "blue" districts w/ the wrong date - always AFTER the real voting day. this has happened multiple times in various areas.

[@aish125]

@@op3129 oops,sorry about stupid mistake! Although inauguration will be 2021 ;) (no,I mistaken.sorry.)

[@jo-vf8jx]

CatPad Hey, don’t be so hard on yourself. Thanks for the encouragement

[@littleaqua32]

I am now worrying for Stephen Colbert now. Don't leave us, Stephen, we need you to run for President in 2020.

[@charlotte946]

Shenron the Eternal Dragon NExt time may be a KARDASHIAN could also be a choice why not.

[@TheNondiscriminatory]

charlotte946 yep. after trump, just get used to supreme Court justice Gary busey and senator Kanye.

[@allanthemanmccann1]

i dont think he can he wasnt born in america.

[@filipprochazka4961]

stelle202 Of course, President-elect Trump did promise to open the libel laws. Shows that do not support president Trump, no matter what, will have to... How did Omarosa put it? Bow? Oh, the wonders of free speech and democracy for the select.

[@stinknbee]

*+stelle 202 I agree. I cannot stand Steven Colbert. America not only voted FOR TRUMP, we voted against the liberal left media, and all the pampered celebrities, who think that just because they have money they are smarter than the average American. HOLLYWOOD IS HAVING A MELTDOWN BECAUSE THEY CAN'T COPE WITH LOSING. THEY COULDN'T BUY TRUMP.*

[@jondez15]

I fucking love you Colbert

[@sexyat59]

www.change.org/p/u-s-house-of-representatives-we-want-president-barack-obama-to-serve-a-third-term/share_for_starters?just_created=true

[@robdoe4412]

That petition is retarded please refrain from sharing it ever again.

[@johnhector9878]

spoiled maxee That is essentially impossible. That would require the passage of an amendment to overturn the 22nd Amendment, which will never happen. Because a Republican Congress is far from fond about Obama.

[@HexIsme]

I'm an American and I'm living the nightmare. :(

[@cosmooswald4408]

I'm an American, and I'm living the dream. :)

[@404040c]

Hex Isme Yes let's both leave this country, ur hot and so am I

[@drumraine6910]

A lttle perspective please. Syria : nightmare. USA : bit of a shitty day.

[@taxiuniversum916]

Hex Isme I am a German and I live that nightmare, too.

[@Shiva108]

bit of a shitty 4 years that might turn back the evolution of mankind towards the dark ages, you mean.

[@MsGrapeNehi]

I would say that Omarosa is like Harley Quinn and Trump is like the Joker, but... that would be insulting to both Harley and Mr. J.

[@dsob11]

Dumb ass bitch ever

[@LilPinkFuzzyMonster]

Puddin'!

[@LilPinkFuzzyMonster]

Wait, who in this scenario is Batman?

[@MsGrapeNehi]

LilPinkFuzzyMonster There is no Batman in this scenario! Hahaha! Oh. I made myself sad.

[@1992fafnir]

You mean Barrak O'Batman?

[@zen-wu5zl]

I'm genuinely worried for my favourite late night TV hosts - Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Sam Bee, Trevor Noah and John Oliver. Trump did say that he plans to change libel laws.

[@beetwick]

borussen 1909 if trump actually starts silencing criticism of him he'll start a civil war

[@Obykov]

dutchsinse you realize we have a republican congress ready to write these laws right?

[@IFalled]

dutchsinse They might take you seriously if you didn't use a patronising tone..

[@frog9896]

I'm worried for Bill Maher

[@freethagoy]

There all liberal lieing scums trying to start a race war/ civil war in are country... idiot. These people need to be held accountable, there's blood on there hands.

[@_bender4143]

They didn't bleep the 'pussy' at the end. Nice.

[@potcfanatic]

CBS could have and probably should have, it's nice to know that they support what Colbert stands for.

[@XoRandomGuyoX]

Ever since Trump's video on that bus with Bush became public the networks have become lax about bleeping 'pussy', even in other cases where it refers directly to genitals.

[@HatTheFatCat]

That was basically Colbert saying: "Alright, if this is the new normal in political discourse... if this is the sort of language our elected officials and supposed role models are going to use, I'm not going to shy away from it. But unlike some who use those words cheaply, unimaginatively, and without context (e.g. calling Hillary a cunt), I'm actually going to use it with power, potency, and in the right context."

[@rchcc122]

In this context, "pussy" doesn't mean genitals. It actually does come from a word used for "cat" in the 1700s, which then started being used to use affectionately towards women. It wasn't until the 19th century when it started to become derogatory in the context it's been used now.

[@denike1617]

there's no need to any more . trump ma it ok!

[@ChaoukiSADOUSSI]

this monologue gave me .............................................Renewed confidence

[@osamaFXX]

So for the next four years Steven is going to do this?

[@ryanjohnson7538]

osamaFXX he is a looser who wanted hillary don't watch his show it's going to fail

[@newwavenancy]

osamaFXX God I hope so

[@PlayerVid]

I hope he does. To keep people informed about who Trump really is before the media whitewashes everything he has said he wants to do.

[@j.criquette3334]

Ryan Johnson, all I can say to that is pfffffffffffft.

[@enbardis]

xcsheehan Holy crap! your right! lol i forgot the bush era comedy stuff! We even had will ferral do a good by stand up special!!! I hope that alec Baldwin does one on trump!

[@GreenBro11]

Silver lining: Next 4 years of late night will be amazing...unless Trump decides to put Stephen in jail, which is an actual possibility.

[@snrpilajikson4466]

An actual possibility? Not any kind of possibility. It is Leftist Authoritarians who typically threaten to use the FCC to control of what people can say in the media under the guise of "fairness." Putting Stephen in jail would be silly. It won't be Trump's job to fire him either. :P

[@j.criquette3334]

Uh, this just in from Trump's campaign. He has stated repeatedly that he wants to open up the libel laws to make suing people that say "bad things" about him easier. He has repeatedly sued people for defamation. On the other hand there is a First Amendment lawyer (forget his name) who has vowed to offer his services pro bono to whomever is sued by Trump, and then after he made the offer, lawyers across the country added their names. It was originally offered to the women that came forward with their allegations of sexual assault. So at "worst" United States Government v. Stephen Colbert would be a show trial like we've never seen it before.

[@Didact13]

"This will not be great for us! Do you know who writes my jokes? Spoiler alert, it's Jews and they're terrified" --Sam Bee

[@Didact13]

Um. Trump sued Bill Maher for saying his father was an orangutan. He openly admits to wanting to expand libel laws.

[@Ranylyn]

Believe it or not, there IS a law, put in place by Bush Jr, stating that anyone can be declared an enemy of the USA and held indefinitely without even knowing why, without need for a trial, and ALLOWING TORTURE AND ADMISSION OF EVIDENCE OBTAINED BY TORTURE. If anyone would be petty enough to use this for personal revenge, it's Trump. Granted, it's supposed to be run by a small board which would IDEALLY make it harder to abuse, but we all know Trump would be willing to threaten the board into ruling in his favor since the alternative is sticking THEM in there.

[@noeliajaime7656]

I'm willing to bet that Omarossa was the ONLY woman Trump didn't try to grab.

[@renhoek3851]

why's that, she's pretty hot even if she seems a nasty b''tch

[@kada0601]

I wouldn't be so sure. Sexual assault is more about power than attraction.

[@noeliajaime7656]

kada0601 Because ..shes... black and he's a racist shit.That's why.

[@castleoffiction96]

that's the problem, she's so twisted she might actually like it....too much?

[@RKroese]

Your caps are on. You brain is off. Please switch the wires. Thaanx.

[@tzymtzum]

She mistook Trump for He-Man, the most Powerful Man in the Universe.

[@MrBloodbunny]

:) you won the comment section sir :D

[@tzymtzum]

eeyaya ~}

[@khosrowzare8301]

She thinks Trump is a Sith lord. All Hail Darth Trump! On second thought, not even Palpatine made such an overt claim.

[@mandala314]

Zim zum oh please tell me it isn't true that Amarosa isn't going to be a government official??!! 😱😱😱

[@delibertatem4922]

Trump is going to give a cabinet position to Palin?! Is he crazy?!!!!

[@tweepy123]

Is that even a question at this point? That ship sailed and sunk long ago. XD

[@SusieQ-fb7tm]

De Libertatem Uh......, yeah!

[@HatTheFatCat]

I like how you ended that metaphor.

[@pretentiousred6159]

Is that a real question? Of course he's crazy

[@absboodoo]

Things can only get better after they hit the bottom. So maybe that's what Trump is going for...

[@skoogish5647]

“They went from 0 to Nixon in no time flat” If only he knew

[@DarkSektori]

I'm sure women have a chance at being a presidential appointee so long as she is an 8 or above

[@trellified]

Nice lol

[@mccju786]

DarkSektori haha! Made me lol

[@gamevalor]

And men getting laid as long as they are hot or have money.

[@nofaithjusthope8714]

+DarkSektori So how do you explain Kellyanne Conway she's a 6...(at best)

[@taytay9853]

gamevalor Please, they just need to grab them by the pussy, no need for money or good appearance.

[@nottarealguy3954]

I'm numb and exhausted after 2 days, I don't think I can handle 4 1/2 more years of this shit.

[@paul42171]

Somehow....that makes me happy.

[@grail68]

IronFluttershy 2 years before Congress does it customary switch from presidential party to opposition party.

[@1LIFEtoWIN]

Wait a year or two, Trump won't get along with the republican party, and he'll be impeached for fraud, so the republicans can have Pence be President instead.

[@Random39098]

You really think this is only going to last for four years? Dictators never settle for limits.

[@kristad6276]

you and me both, my generation is fucked

[@toe2toe22]

A Colbert classic: Trump asks his new staff, "Make some suggestions on how I can make America great again?", a staff member answers, "Simple, elect someone who knows how?"

[@HussainFahmy]

*_Commedians will have a good laugh for the next 4 /8 years_*

[@linglingjr]

Mike D have fun working an entry level job for the rest of your life.

[@thatswhyurdead]

You mean cause President Dump?

[@totalbliss1]

I think any comedian would sacrifice all the jokes they could make if they could have the sensible, boring Hilary in office. Politics and jokes aside, I think the love they have for their own country and it's welfare would supersede all that.

[@chrissimmons1687]

Colbert for President 2020!!

[@luxsupreme76]

Chris Simmons Unfortunately, he's too smart to take the job. :)

[@GM-yq4xp]

I would vote for him, and I don't even live in america. Dude is the fucking KING!

[@Me-ui1zy]

Chris Simmons I mean he is as qualified for president as Trump so why not.

[@bfallon7076]

*Jon Stewart

[@GM-yq4xp]

Linnamonroll one for president, the other VP. I mean they are as qualified as Trump arent they?!

[@arnulfg]

that Omarosa part gave me a chilling Cersei Lannister vibe

[@Touchgrassplz]

holy fuck yes, i can image her blowing up the Hill just because thye didnt pass a Bill

[@hazukichanx408]

I'm not saying Trump and his "cabinet" will kill your children out of spite for speaking ill of him or implying that he's as bad at his job as he is... but having seen this, I cannot with a clean conscience promise they would not.

[@sth02]

That was pretty unsettling and it didn't age great considering he had her fired not long after and she went on to do everything in her power to trash his name.

[@BetterLifeAhead35]

"Is what a pussy would say" might be my new favorite Stephen line.

[@kenek629]

Even though I read this comment before he said it, I still had NO IDEA when it was coming. 10 out of 10 delivery ✨

[@AJ42K]

Adding more ammo to the gun, this was the episode when the "Stephen, Stephen...' chants originally started. During when Stephen Colbert was just getting started & well before The Late Show (Cobert Report Days), I actually didn't think he was awesome because at the time, I wasn't interested. 2 weeks before the 2016 election started, I started to watch him & man I missed out & now 7 years later, when he imitated Trump's that just made Stephen Cobert ratings go off the charts. I loved this & I should have watched the Cobert Report. Even I now have a new quote for all triggered feminazis & Trumpublicunts. "Something a pussy would say".😅😅😅

[@coltonallgire1135]

I've never witnessed an impeachment before... so this'll be neat.

[@deek64dk]

Its like waiting for the best Superbowl or World series right?! I CANT WAITTTT!!!

[@apfaffenzeller]

Well, this comment aged well! 😂😂😂

[@noraenora6735]

Wow you were so right

[@SeansModelBuilds]

@@BittersweetDuality And thanks to Joe Biden, you'll get Four More Years of Trump! Until he removes Presidential Term Limits.

[@just_meuploading1902]

TheJimger Not forgetting that Trump is still impeached. Cheers

[@the_dead_poet7829]

between Bernie and Hillary, you choose her. between Hillary and Trump, you choose him. now i understand the reason why john oliver did a segment on "Opioid abuse"

[@JShu98]

CBS didn't censor "pussy."

[@AlexanderHarris]

Pretty sure that's because 'Pussy' in this context is derived from 'Scaredy Cat'. So in this case 'Pussy' literally means 'Cat', which means it does not have to be censored.

[@shamicentertainment1262]

what about ass. Donkey ass.

[@bananatube6004]

I feel so bad for Obama right now

[@perrinnorth914]

A Different Video of a Banana Every Goddamn Day why? He's had his 8 years, his very long and shitty 8 years

[@KittenUndercover]

Perrin North what has Donny Dump done for you exactly?

[@KittenUndercover]

CryptoK1ra this isn’t news, it’s a comedy show

[@caliconservative97]

@@perrinnorth914 really cute...u do realize that we've had a shitty past 60 to 70 years.. the only great president's were the roosevelts the Republican one and the Democrat one

[@perrinnorth914]

@@caliconservative97 buddy i didn't say he was the only shitty president, i just said his 8 years were shitty

[@serenitystreams342]

I’m just seeing this for the first time and Stephen is the “MAN”!!! The ending is epic!! 🤣🤣

[@deek64dk]

Isn't he tho?! I LOVE THIS GUY

[@notanundercovercop8851]

Wow, that last comment. Epic. Colbert 2020!

[@paulallen1939]

Trump 2020! Best president ever

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

tacobolle pizzabolle you must be on drugs

[@paulallen1939]

@@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 why

[@nanaasmah938]

"Is what a pussy would say." IMMEDIATELY subscribed.

[@dajwe216]

14:27-14:55 I lost it at this part! It's not enough the audience applauds and chants his name, but Jon Batiste has to run onstage and give him a big bear hug!

[@heirofscotland141]

Thank you Stephen Colbert!!! Taking a stand. Calling it what it is!!!

[@Noelbluesky]

Wow! My son just sent me this video...4 long-ass years later. You called it! Loved that ending. lol

[@daynawortham7026]

Oh 2016...if only you knew what was in store.

[@ivonnecayabyab4262]

Stephen is a straight up savage lol

[@_Alpha]

The fact Trump won is comedy gold!!

[@PJ117_]

Alpha Wolf tragedy plus time is comedy....or global annihilation.

[@AnEvolvingApe]

It's not going to be funny if that idiot gets us all killed.

[@khamulthewack4732]

Alpha Wolf I mean... I can't argue with that I guess. can't wait to have stand ups back at it like they were when George Dubya' was in office.

[@_Alpha]

I live in the UK, where we have just voted to effectively damage our own country through division. No one is "Safe". I understand and respect where these people are coming from. We should be inspired by our politicians not agrovated by them. emphasize with people not humiliate them. encourage people to speak their mind while attempting to remain decent. President Trump is just a manifestation peoples rage towards the system where no one listens to them. Democracy is a strange thing when it doesn't go your way. #godblessamerica

[@catcastle4377]

I think Trump will replace it with his own bust.

[@FriedrichHerschel]

That's what I thought, too ^^

[@DavidRobinson1978]

He can get his foundation to pay for it

[@1ranjeeves21]

Trump kinda reminds me of Jafar when he gets hold of the lamp...

[@sarahholland5980]

I love this man

[@mezza001]

Hey Colbert! I am from the future 2020.... don't worry we fired the Guy.

[@arioadityo1225]

im an outsider, asian, live in a south east asian country, and one of the most difficult concept for me to understand about slavery in the US was the term "black slaver" (yes ive watched django: unchained and 12 years a slave) but still, I think a "black slaver" is a bit difficult to understand for me personally BUT after hearing that black lady in the end... WOW just WOW... I think that lady fits perfectly as a "black slaver" holly shit... revenge?! good luck to us all - THE WHOLE WORLD - the US is fucked up

[@urowtanmw3247]

@lord knight ... she may be black, but she was brainwashed many years ago. She's wearing a hair hat.

[@mickymillersson4376]

Stephen makes me laugh out loud

[@mickymillersson4376]

He's fucking brilliant - this show should air on UK TV.

[@cosmooswald4408]

He doesn't make me laugh at all.

[@giftgiraffe]

Cosmo Oswald then fuck off

[@cosmooswald4408]

Nalini Franklin I did. I only watched about 4 minutes, then read the comments.

[@MurigenII]

can't help it if you have no sense of humor

[@grah55]

OMG that omarosa video is so creepy. IS USA A REAL COUNTRY?!

[@Mythraen]

Yes, and they're trying to make it a dictatorship. Fortunately, for now, they can't.

[@obravo5556]

We need to thank Trump because we needed this wakeup call, it's like having this great life and all of a sudden your mom or your son in diagnosed with cancer. Then you understand how much we take for granted so many things. #NotMyPresident

[@DestroyerMariko]

I'm so glad this show is on nearly every day and is on KZbin without geoblocking nonsense because Colbert is how I'm clinging to sanity. Oh America, if you were gonna choose a TV clown for President, couldn't it have been Colbert instead? I prefer funny clowns to those horror movie ones.

[@Ion0X]

The most powerful man in the........Universe? "Calls A Number"............Yeah hello?..Hi Supes it's me. ..yeah...yeah I got some bad news apparently.

[@Kasino80]

He-Man would disagree

[@mirasantotomas5054]

+Kasino80 Love ur profile pic!

[@EatingAtRandom]

He-Man!!!! :D

[@meshuggah2]

I'd never be able to survive this administration without Colbert!!

[@deek64dk]

Me tooo!!! I love Colbert, thank hod for him as well as Seth Meyers, he can be pretty dam hilarious too. KZbin "C-SPAN: Seth Meyers remarks at the 2011 White House Correspondence' Dinner" Its so funny and see TRUMP GET ROASTED as well and is pissed about it I love it!!

[@rvsindhurvsindhu3468]

Trevor Noah too...

[@Jackson_Hts_Mr_Randy_Watson]

Trump won't make it the full four years. No way.

[@urowtanmw3247]

@Give it up for Jackson Heights own, Mr. Randy Watson ..... Hopefully, he'll drop to the floor and won't get up.

[@jaquelinerost8494]

I'm actually afraid he doesn't, because pence is the actual antichrist.

[@RemixedVoice]

Posthuman I bet trump made Pence his VP as life insurance; nobody will dare assassinate him now haha

[@alanah3204]

thank you stephen colbert for keeping me sane through all of this crazy mess

[@nishasoh]

his cabinet names sounded like deatheaters

[@africanviolet4773]

As a non-american citizen who has been following this election for 8-9 months, I urge everyone to take a step back and look at the bigger picture. America is not a country where one deranged man can just 'take control'. You have a lot of power over your government unlike many other countries in the world. Don't give up. Ever. Because the moment you give up is the moment you become the country and the nation you hate and fear. Acknowledge the power you have and know that you don't have anything in your path as long as you are organized and one voice. I'm a Turkish citizen, and most of the people here gave up, including me because we literally don't have any power anymore. Abuse your system like they did. You lost because you are acting the way they wanted you to act. You lost because you decided to be ignorant about the big picture and focus on small, unimportant details. He is going to be your president for the next 4 years, you may not be able to change that. But you can change and affect every single decision that he and his administration make. Learn what you are. Understand what you are. Before it's too late for every single one of us. In the world. We all depend on you. Do not let us down. Please.

[@StyleM49]

While it is true, he currently has enough people in his corner to actually "take control"... Congress and Senate is republican majority and so far nobody named in his cabinet is a democrat, but all republican stalwarts, he is even giving (hope it's all a lie) Steve Bannon a media chief of staff position. Thankfully it will only be for 2 years and then we can return some sort of actual balance when we elect new congress and senate

[@africanviolet4773]

StyleM49 well yes about the 'taking control' part was a more general thing rather than the technicality of it. Your political culture has evolved over the years to not give a man like this the chance actually exercise that sort of control even if he controls every branch of government. If I know correctly, the state governments and legislatures can be a force to some extent against the congress and the senate in certain situations. Nevertheless, you actually have a chance that's what i'm trying to say

[@foraminutethere23]

Yiğit Soner you underestimate how stupid America is.

[@africanviolet4773]

foraminutethere23 I don't want to accept that the "great power" that nearly every country in the world depends on is actually this stupid

[@0451Jim]

You dont understand, the left - the democrats wasn't just defeated by Trump its was UTTERLY DESTROYED they have NO institutional control over the government. they didnt just lose the presidency the lost the senate and the house. They are mocking the administration that will take COMPLETE CONTROL of the west over the next 4 years. California is a DESERT and its only economic benefit is the MEDIA which as im sure you noticed is COMPLETELY out of touch with reality. Again they are mocking the administration that will take over, and the trump administration has every right to be hostile. You all had better get your shit together. Because if im in Australia and im this disgusted with their conduct, IMAGINE HOW THE TRUMP VOTERS FEEL. If you look at the electoral map ITS PRETTY FUCKING RED. We are looking at the first shots of a new civil war.

[@jihadsayah3833]

Stephen Colbert is what you call a LEGEND!

[@JesseLeeHumphry]

John Batiste running in for that hug has me DYING

[@l.pmoonstone5067]

The last minute of this video............. GOLD!!!! Lmaooooooo

[@DarkKnight-uz3os]

watching Obama and Trump was like watching Between two ferns

[@afuareindorf]

Omarosa made all those statements and when she was kicked out she wrote a book. lmao

[@sarawilliamson5420]

omg remember when we thought it couldn't get any worse??????

[@iceman585]

Omarosa said it all: “Chump is getting revenge for every critic, every detractor...”

[@malibumom4700]

Stephen and his writers are brilliant!!!

[@audreygabbard432]

THE ENDING HAD MY JAW ON THE FLOOR.... one week before election of 2020 and this is haunting, let's get this horse out of the hospital iykyk

[@ChristmasLore]

We did 🌈

[@nlwilliams31]

Sarah Palin holding any office scares me.

[@TUBULETD46]

We all need to lighten up and the brilliant Colbert is showing us how...

[@zahirahdavis]

Who is here after he lost

[@ChristmasLore]

Feels so good now that it's almost over!

[@1973Washu]

If only the people tearing up Portland could be as graceful as Obama.

[@Chunkboi]

CHRIS CONLEY don't waste your keystrokes...he's not a conservative, he's a Trumptard.

[@Rooster128]

what came first the chicken or the egg. it's not bigoted to ask people just to be nice to one another and hold everyone to the same standards. what exactly is the left not allowing you to do? (and actually, i consider myself more moderate than liberal- but equality is equality yo)

[@mariepanimdim4303]

I stumbled on this today, and wow.... he's a prophet. I was living with my dad, GOD rest his soul and we thought alike regarding "things" like "you know who" and now I ask him daily to ask God and Jesus and Mary and anyone listening to help us all... And Colbert. still to this day extremely funny, so witty and charming, thank you! :)

[@deek64dk]

OMG!! Today is Nov 10th 2019 and I've been scrolling back through Colberts shows, and CRYIN OUT LOUD, what a f@#kin mess we're in after that POOR EXCUSE OF A PRESIDENT AND HIS TEAM....Colbert needs to do a "WHERE ARE THEY NOW?" 4 real LMAO!!!!

[@ronaldharback4836]

Hope Obama checked to see if he still had his wallet before he left trump.

[@myopiniondoesntmatterbut6988]

This is so sad. Nobody will even give him a chance. I get it, I didn't support him at first either, but he's the president now, if we wish for him to fail, that means wishing America fails. I have a job, a family, a life. I'm an American and I don't want us to fail, so I support whoever our leader is.

[@fromthewest0074]

Trump is not America. You do not need to support him solely because he is president-elect. There is room for principled opposition without wanting America to fail. Let us wait and see what he does.

[@ZuhebSiddiqueMohammed84]

FromtheWest007 well said

[@flintmakesmusic6039]

That's the same argument for people supporting any dictator: "I don't care if they oppress minorities and are corrupt - I can deal with that as long as my family's fine." Nevertheless, good luck for you and your family.

[@BrianCheng24]

"They would be exactly who I expect to find at the bottom of a drained swamp" 😂