These Companies Are Stealing Our Merch (So We Bought It)

[@coldones]

GIVE US YOUR SOULS! 🥒 GET THE JOE PIN : shirtz.cool/joepin ♿️ GET THE JOE SHIRT: shirtz.cool/products/joe-tee

[@sammyxv7020]

Kinky

[@mallowmallow2070]

Does it come with rope and a mug?

[@eTurd]

You should make cucumber joe wheelchair rims

[@vactv9282]

i bought a cutlery apple shirt and its now the nicest and dumbest thing i own. props on the quality tho boys! fit is nice as well

[@-blacktabs-]

Lemme get a bootleg tho

[@tompalmer6379]

Imagine being an 8 year old child working in a sweat shop on 5 cents an hour and you are told to make a Cucumber Joe bootleg dog bandana

[@arthurfleck6762]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@derrickrose5870]

legit tho bruhh

[@sodiumqueen]

5 cents/hour? Thats way too generous

[@internetivan]

XOTWOD

[@tompalmer6379]

@@sodiumqueen more like 5 cents a day and a beating every time cucumber Richard is accidentally printed

[@sumisauce1164]

wow didn't even link the companies so we can't support piracy :(

[@sumisauce1164]

@annie's big day 😳

[@mcpickles9319]

the funny has left

[@500nicko]

These double standards amirite

[@nowayomanwhatisthis9492]

@@mcpickles9319 I dislike minorities

[@Backtrack3332]

Most of it seems to be from RedBubble

[@SKFSTETSHT]

Just imagine being the original artist max and chad hired and now youre seeing random knock offs of what was probably the dumbest design you’ve been commissioned to do.

[@ShatteredGlass916]

The worst part is those knockoff people probably didn't know Cold Ones, late alone the original Fiverr artist. So the dude probably hella confused as to why these knockoffs that looks awfully similar to one of your comissions just exploded

[@fryadalh630]

that:´s so funny

[@bec1290]

imagine your whole wardrobe being just different variations of cucumber joe tshirts

[@m4rvelous23]

Bec yes

[@OblockTweaker]

Bec yes

[@johnnyjoestar4424]

Bec yes

[@LILSOULX]

ya

[@johnnyjoestar4424]

soulless delete your coment

[@maxmoesh]

every cold ones video: "Do you remember buying that?" "No."

[@turbosoggy6767]

The less they remember the better

[@emalinu]

kinda makes it funnier

[@dom19945]

I can't believe people are making counterfeit Cold Ones merch.

[@Joseph-ts5yz]

Like it isn't scuffed enough

[@will-1am]

Its probably mostly bots

[@itzwoody1649]

William bots are designing and producing clothing nowadays? Crazy world

[@will-1am]

@@itzwoody1649 yeah, check out r/TargetedShirts on Reddit, lots of crappy bot designed shirts.

[@bobbymalone2039]

@@itzwoody1649 yes lol that's a real thing

[@Salmonella4Skin]

I don't ever want to hear "cucumber" and "joe" in a sentence together after all of this.

[@cupofcow9645]

Ok ellen

[@_knownasjack_]

Ok ellen

[@gelo5861]

Ok ellen

[@rudlum7250]

Ok ellen

[@OliverFlinn]

Hey, you want some cucumber, joe?

[@joeyk3134]

The idea that someone somewhere probably ordered memorial pictures for their dogs and instead got "I am Joe Cucumber" made me almost throw up laughing.

[@andydiggydeesmoothiii1926]

Hands down the best time-passing transition I’ve ever seen.

[@t_f_weston]

Their editor is actually soo good. Very under rated. Hope he gets a lot of credit. All the videos editing impressed me.

[@brianfugate2446]

I like how a rip off of pickle Rick has rip offs itself.

[@Th3Treasoner]

Bootlegception.

[@user-yy1qf2yk4z]

I like how they just don't remember what they ordered

[@jakubr2769]

it's been 6 months for them, I'd forget some of the stuff too, especially that they probably ordered some stuff during this time too

[@skybingus]

Redbubble takes ages to deliver

[@ilikevideos4868]

@@jakubr2769 Plus their brains are all fucky due to all the alcohol and drugs

[@djsemxd]

@@jakubr2769 Cucumber Joe only dropped 3 and a bit months ago. Assuming they filmed this video say a week after that, then it took 2 weeks to edit and upload - it was MAX 2.5 months between the 2 halves of the video.

[@hair_sauce6472]

dementia sucks bro

[@BoothyDeez]

Most people: THEY STOLE MY PRODUCT. IM GONNAAAAA SUEEE THEM Chad and max: MMMMM CONTENT

[@lucasgrover9416]

Thought the same thing 😂

[@sebastiangamezgodoy3172]

Eddy burback

[@zanehoover1060]

@Blushi The Sushi idc where they got it from, point is. They're taking something they could've been dicks about, and flipping it. It doesn't matter who did it first, they have their own style and taste just like mark

[@gagechase1413]

it’s cucumber joe

[@chadwell69]

I don't think they can sue

[@Jazsle_]

that bottle transition was the best fkn editing i've ever damn seen.

[@swishyfish2003]

All other youtubers: “I can’t say this word because I’ll get demonetized :(“ Max and Chad all in one video: “penis, aids, isis, corona virus, fuck” all while throwing knives and clearly drinking alcohol. It’s amazing this channel is still around, and I’m going to enjoy every minute of it.

[@fearlesspupil2565]

5:34 That transition made me change my pants

[@adamfriebele3625]

So good

[@adrianvaldes8100]

It actually starts in 5:17

[@diogenes_prod]

same

[@Relemsis]

this is the best edit work I have ever seen in a youtube video

[@thog4529]

You know what song that plays before it?

[@manofspice]

I like how Max is continuing his breakfast intro on cold ones too

[@23nathankelli]

Orange juice

[@bigdaddyswagmoney]

Lay's Green Onion crisps

[@surpriseraisin5892]

Beans

[@xwkshfrajerze1083]

fried egg fried egg

[@theoneandonlyluk7970]

@@xwkshfrajerze1083 waffles

[@danielryan2452]

Literally put on the cucumber Joe shirt this morning. Great coincidence.

[@protatotv]

I’m wearing it now lol

[@Addysuun]

Same

[@1chrisramirez]

Same shit is some of the best merch I’ve ever bought

[@dinkledord7026]

simp

[@Danamous]

U wear that in public?

[@WodernWarfareTree]

I’m a little late to the vid on account of me being busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison

[@smokeyjoe291]

what’s that a reference to, it’s gonna bother me now lol

[@lightmorrison5404]

@@smokeyjoe291 ask your parents to explain the joke

[@smokeyjoe291]

@@lightmorrison5404 i got the joke, i just forgot that it was a reference to this video lol

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

@@smokeyjoe291 more like dopey joe

[@Max25670]

When you realize Cold Ones have filmed most of their vids months in advance.

[@TheNicksta72]

Cucumber joe is probably one of the greatest ideas I’ve ever seen

funniest shit ive ever seen

[@esteb0t]

that’s sad

[@noahbarton2809]

Esteban Salcedo nah cucumber joe is this generations Jesus

[@altgreen817]

steel joe from american dad and cucumber from Rick and morty. SO ORIGINAL

[@noahbarton2809]

alt green I know right!? Best idea ever! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@Calthecool]

You might as well give Scott a mic at this point.

[@armouredcat2369]

no

[@zacharykennedy4045]

i feel so bad for the sweatshop workers who get 12 cents a day to make bootleg "cucumber Joe" merch

[@blooburri]

12 cents?? Thats waayyy to generous, more like 12 cents a year ☠️☠️

[@bradypotter8389]

oh my lord, i’m gassed and just got so deep into that transition... it was amazing

[@DeezNootz42069]

Everyone..... we need to share as many videos as we can, this channel deserves to get all the attention and millions of views each video. This is one of the best channels on KZbin.

[@DaaFreestyle]

5:36 that transition tho

[@QuarterFrost]

Just in time to for me to lose some braincells while I dine.

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record KZbin videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear fif

[@drew25000]

@@AxxLAfriku did anybody ask?

[@allcaps9734]

Love the icon fiftyk is a legend

[@yagababa6319]

exactly

[@rogeez579]

Ah yes, the look of disbelief when Max realizes after decades of opening children's cardboard he's gained some strength in his muscles.

[@literallyleo]

3:47 yo props to the editor for making the model frown

[@meh.9605]

2:58 I love how some are so far removed they became "I'm joe"

[@zak7886]

i havent bursted out laughing in a while.. when the orders got mixed up and u said someone got a cucumber joe thing i died lmfao

[@gmarcepr488]

Chad just pronounced UNICEF as "UNIKEF", wtf Chad

[@thomasshaughnessy9023]

Chad has proven that he's worthy of the name Chad

[@als_pals]

UniCHEF

[@scenenuf]

@Cara M bet me to it hahaha

[@marqussaidso]

Imagine going to the thrift store and seeing an entire isle dedicated to black cucumber joe tshirts💀

[@lukiboy5294]

5:15 omg that zelda link to the past sound took me back, also best scene on youtube in any video, just a moment of peace and silence in this f up world. Thx Max

[@murdaj6732]

Literally just bought heaps of your cool shirtz clothes. Finally got the Dead Cool Jacket.

[@Godsavethecrumpets]

still no fluffy jacket :(

[@majinpacks]

Cool story bro

[@purplepacks7175]

I read this in an Australian accent and I don't know why, i guess I just assume your Australian because you said "heaps" in a sentence

[@jakubr2769]

Max be like: "nau Chad, pout that doun"

[@CompactRisk]

You gave me a fucking heart attack

[@jammose6208]

B0ss

[@jakubr2769]

@@CompactRisk read "" at loud

[@elinorniemi6487]

can we get an aubergine joe

[@asperosity8466]

aubergine meg

[@emileewatson4845]

auberjoe

[@kobod]

Aubergina

[@azzlackguhnter5635]

Aubergine Peter Aubergeter

[@splonko9788]

Max here: *$1400 AUD!?!?* Max now, spending $5,000 AUD on a king Bach animation: *ONLY A SPOONFUL CHAD*

[@bentheloner3642]

The maxmoefoe food lore has expanded to cold ones

[@jigglephysics655]

Imagine you paid a premium for some nice large dog stickers to decorate your room, you're really looking forward to it and when it finally arrives you instead get a massive sticker saying: "I'm joe cucumber" on it

[@pon7630]

I want joji spoon version of the shirt!!

[@enormousiserratic8276]

5:16 -easily the best transition edit I’ve ever seen on a video

[@beausexualaf8525]

loved that editing with the bottle transition

[@Productions151]

I personally believe this editing is second to none, keep it up boys.

[@inderet4118]

"We're gonna include these bootleg shirts in random orders" *rips a bootleg shirt and hoodie in half*

[@slakzy7089]

69 ur welcome

[@SADBOYS1997]

we all relate to the "flakey parts in our washing machine" been there

[@mamodokod]

AHHHH FINALLY ANOTHER COLD ONES VIDEO!!!!!

[@clumpclump]

Idk how ima face another day, max really flexed the entire cucumber joe suit. I'll never be able to live up to those standards

[@trollsometimes9789]

max and chad getting mad about stolen designs when they stole the designs from a mashup of 2 pop culture references is funny to me

[@TCP_dizzy-kf6rx]

11:02 I flinched at that😂

[@wrongrabbit]

5:36 That Link to the Past dark world transition sound effect... I felt that...

[@thog4529]

Oh my god dude holy fucking shit thank you I was going Insane because I couldn’t find where that was from because it was so familiar. But now I know where I knew it was from

[@delatorre5827]

I like how if you click on Max’s solo channel link in the description it takes you to some bloke who is teaching you how to download cydia.

[@thedarklizardonx8178]

5:18 favorite part of the video. Alluring music. Good editing. Alluring female shows up on screen. The sense of tension. This is perfection.

[@thog4529]

Do you know the name of the song that plays

[@dextercm2442]

The intensity and energy in which max says sausage roll is inspiring to me

[@schmokehng]

I have just got to say, COLD ONES EDITS ARE GOD-TIER!

[@supraguy4694]

That transition with the empty bottle was god tier

[@CoolDrifty]

Just the thought of someone ordering some dog art piece and getting “I’m joe cucumber” sticker had me in tears

[@Melibond64]

I wish more people came to do an interview... Cold Ones is really the only interview channel I feel good when watching on KZbin nowadays. Or any content on youtube, period... It's genuine, and I miss genuine videos. I'm legit sad that youtube is going down its own agenda of a rabbit hole.

[@crabman5420]

I'm dyslexic, so I'm waiting for the official "I'm JUCUMBER COE" merch.

[@SLVGGER-ym9bw]

Hey crabman

[@crabman5420]

@@SLVGGER-ym9bw Hey Joe

[@MusicIsMyAddictionx]

I would like more bootleg merch for more expensive prices.

[@ivangongora6344]

So nice of Chad to order clothes for the homeless man and open them together once it arrives. A true man of kindness

[@RG-FNR]

This was hilarious. Much love to the whole cold ones team!

[@Mert_LeeMatttinson]

I find it class that you guys review t-shirts sent from all over the world costing crazy money! When there's a t-shirt printing studio next door. 4D chess boys 4D chess played very well I like it!

[@juandelacruzv3722]

I swear, I was just in shower thinking to myself "It's been a while since Cold Ones uploaded a vid" and then I come out & see this... Papa Bless you guys :)

[@B1smarkk]

Middle text: Thicc Max

[@divinasi0n]

13:59 Unlike Max, Chad was sadly only wearing one shirt at the time of this recording... and was hospitalized shortly afterwards.

[@angelv2572]

ABOUT FUCKING TIME I CAN LITERALLY REHEARSE YOU EVERY SINGLE VID OF COLD ONES BY NOW LMAO BRING MORE UPLOADS GIVE THE GOBLIN SOME MORE CONTENT

[@acidfeelz]

take a shot every time chads mic fucks up

[@isabellagreene7421]

11:02 IM WHEEZING the editing is so good I always get caught off guard 😂😂

[@wick7201]

“Ay it’s me counterfeit zucchini Charlie!” 🥒👍 13:14 I don’t think that would be the best idea now.

[@quiteindeed6809]

"Has to be the worst pirate I've ever seen."

[@ewar05]

I like that Mac’s channel that is linked goes to channel about iPhone jailbreaking and only has 21 subs

[@Drewolo23]

I really like the idea of some random lady taking out her stickers to see a big cucumber Joe sticker instead of her dog sticker.

[@NathanGutFiddle]

5:45 editor of the year award, shit has gotten WAY better since the start of cold ones

[@JomasterTheSecond]

broke: suing the people who knock off your merchandise *_woke: buying the bootleg merchandise_*

[@IllusionInHD]

For my 21st birthday yesterday, I got 6 cold ones coolshirtz from my girlfriend; i think i am going to marry this woman someday thank you chad & max

[@Nate-ll4do]

That's lit

[@Addysuun]

HAHA YES

[@grimlockthe1823]

shes a fuckin keeper mate

[@thegaypanda7474]

I haven't laughed this much in a while, cheers lads

[@Wolfstar26]

6:12 i love chad fixing max's hat

[@CollinGill7]

wanna say thanks to scott and the cool shirtz crew for not saving payment info on site, i already had my card info typed in when i went back to put in the special instructions for that sweet bootleg merch and when i went back to the payment page i was very happy to see the site hadnt saved my card info, its the lil things

[@prollyjusyellin]

Why why why why why am I losing my shit every time I see "Joe Cucumber".

[@ShropshireMTB]

Someone might get a mug in there order me: :) Scott: “we can’t” Me: :(

[@TreasuresGalore]

I got an ad for a product called mosquito Joe while watching this video wtf

[@willkratzenberg2852]

gotta love the teleportation sound effect from link to the past at 5:37

[@fluffcake]

They made a knock off of a knock off of a knock off. Incredible.

[@benhaas4537]

I feel like “cucumber richard” is more of a play on pickle rick than a rip off of cucumber joe. 🤷‍♂️

[@owen1036]

yoooo, i’m wearing my cucumber joe shirt rn

[@slavikoak8586]

10:08 chad should be happy it wasn’t max throwing up milk on him

[@sax8592]

Or water (Recent Gaming Vid)

[@DudeBoy318]

What an amazing birthday gift- thank you boys for this blessing.

[@XxmalakixX]

drinking with you boys brings me great joy, keep being amazing

[@leology7665]

Joji x ColdOnes Cucumber Joe Holding Joji Spoon.

[@bradendoan8844]

1:03 damn that's a supra

[@muffin4641]

Damn 2 years I'm old AF

[@calcetinbt2265]

Gex in the background is such a good detail

[@Kyradical]

06:12 chad fixing max’s beanie is so precious

[@tetianasyrotiuk3058]

ay i want a t-shirt that says “not JOE cucumber”

[@seanea1413]

Me: Mum can I have cucumber joe T-shirt? Mum: we have cucumber joe T-shirt at home Cucumber joe T-shirt at home:

[@toasteddonut1186]

Remeber when Cold ones made podcast episodes

[@beyondbackwater4933]

I like how half the comments are people saying what they like.

[@Quietshow]

The editing of that bottle scene was superb!