Paying the MOST EXPENSIVE Designers on Fiverr to Make Dumb Shirts (Then Selling Them)

[@coldones]

If you want anymore garbage tee shirtz head over to - bit.ly/coolshirtz - and use code "COLD ONES" for 10% off. CUCUMBER JOE & The Money Tee are currently UNLIMITED. Thank you 😊

[@Ahdjjdiocdjd]

COLD ONES SPOON 🤔🤔😳😳

[@sax8592]

I already bought MechaMoeFoe and the Big Nut Bundle

[@seanmartucci4162]

spoon

[@Jxrdxn10]

fork

[@RaidenMyTractor]

Fat wet spoon

[@Grimfoon]

to think, we've moved on from stolen clipart, to have artists put their actual talents into shitpost t-shirts

[@sneezymeliodas6073]

This comment was completely necessary

[@brooksforrest2237]

@@sneezymeliodas6073 I agree with this guy

[@samuel5040]

@@biIIybob858 I also agree with this guy

[@ls200076]

@@samuel5040 I also agree with this guy.

[@Fingeringmyboarddude]

Love this talkshow

[@dalkvist]

I hate to say it but I am now the proud owner of a Cucumber Joe t-shirt...

[@E1hano1]

Same

[@jacksonp6481]

Ditto hahagaga

[@RAsharks99]

Bro I bought it so quickly when I saw it, we Eskimos bros now

[@sarkistorosian5623]

Lol same here

[@rueben6268]

Magnus guilty

[@tijmen6208]

The cucumber joe shirt would be hella clean on a hoodie.

[@drxzt]

I feel like the design would look cleaner if it was on the top right corner like the yellow one, instead of being in the middle of the shirt.

[@current3109]

y’all whack

[@harrylitzler7086]

Current I agree they seem to be moving forcefully which a sharp blow

[@buggysass]

drxzt im sick of pocket tees BRo

[@selfdeprecatingprick1018]

Current no they are normies

[@chodeoriki4113]

Left a comment but too lazy to find it. I bought the “cucumber joe” one and the money one. Got an email from them today and thought fuck I’m not gonna get a shirt Cus it was very long and was apologising. Turns out so many ppl bought the joe shirt that they couldn’t keep up with supply. Got 20$ voucher and shirt will be late but I’ll get it. Got nothing but positive things to say about customer service, So much so that I wanted to leave a comment. It’s a minor inconvenience and I got almost an essay saying how sorry they were as if they’d accidentally killed my parents. Im all for supporting a company that values customers like that. Edit: so I got the shirt couple weeks ago. Or months. Fucking sexy ass shirts.

[@maxosmond6860]

I would like your comment but you’re on 69 likes and I can’t bring myself to ruin it

[@WhatduzzitMean]

@@maxosmond6860 we're past 69 its 420 time bby

[@flgryog705]

i bought mine the day the video came out and yesterday i got an email it has been shipped out lol but its all the way in Australia + covid delay so it make sense

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

I had the same experience when I bought the big nut shirt ages ago, there was a shipping delay and not only did they apologise profusely, they included a little print saying something along the lines of 'we fucked up, here's your big nut!' in the package. Good on ya, Shirtz with a z dot cool.

[@E1hano1]

yeah my shirt came yesterday’s till wearing it

[@sammcdeeznuts6176]

So this is what my Patreon money is going towards, and I couldn’t be happier

[@puffdaddy69]

slight flex

[@NotDingse]

A fellow Mars Spider, I see

[@mrboombastic1382]

No it goes to all there beer 🤣🤣

[@conkreetgamer]

hi david bowie

[@Youtubeaccount4322]

Is that the fake David Bowie

[@mickael8361]

Chad falls off chair, and looks like he's having a stroke. Max: SUSAN SHOOTING UP HEROIN IN THE THE ALLEY

[@KarryKarryKarry]

Soothing heroin 🥴

[@jimimo6674]

someboy love or sub me !

[@gerardcowan155]

@@jimimo6674 no why the fuck would anyone sub to you

[@jimimo6674]

Gerard Cowan idk

[@gerardcowan155]

@@jimimo6674 I subbed because I fell under you're spell Jim inyouropinion

[@DolanDarker]

Definitely looking forward to Zucchini Homer when you guys do episode 3

[@rfk9719]

shutup duck

[@rogue6838]

Yes

[@Vario69]

Eggplant Squidward though

[@minizilla5901]

Ducker

[@WolfWiz99]

God I hope they see this and do Zuccini Homer

[@Artutzz]

I could swear you guys would name it “Cripple Rick”

[@chodeoriki4113]

Or Cripple Rickle

[@Calilou52]

But its not rick, its Joe

[@SlyHikari03]

Joe the Crippled Pickle

[@evil.y8]

@@SlyHikari03 I love you

[@kar1100]

@@Calilou52 😐

[@TheRyanellwood]

Cannot even imagine how quickly the wide neck bois sold out.

[@Pontificate]

TheRyanellwood not quickly at all. I checked 3 or so hours later and they were still there. I wouldn’t buy them because It’s not completely obvious who they are and that I’m making fun of them to a passer buy.

[@tingyjoint]

Sold out at 11 hours

[@charliebetcher]

Nega hahaha I enjoy the fact that you didn’t buy it because the regular person wouldn’t know you’re making fun of the wide neck bois. Very goog

[@tommangan7]

@@Pontificate yeah that shirt is too niche.... the others are super mainstream tho /s

[@Pontificate]

tommangan7 I could probably explain cucumber Joe waving my hands around yelling for 15 minutes and get a laugh out of who I’m explaining it to, but wide neck boys I would have to have a cork board of photos and newspaper clippings and a tin foil hat to even start my explanation.

[@nichipezo9522]

Cold ones is the best channel on KZbin, and that’s just a fact

[@Prod-Akio]

thats an opinion....majority wins pewdiepie has 100M+ people that votes and agrees that he is the best and this channel has......no hate tho

[@Choyba]

@@Prod-Akio i mean,it doesnt mean he is the best if he has 100m+ subs

[@Prod-Akio]

@@Choyba well majority wins always....even in politics or here

[@RocketOnBlitz]

@@Prod-Akio dude has the right to state his opinion

[@funnyyylock]

@@Prod-Akio you shut the fuck up

[@doxyjr3603]

Chad is a mysterious creature, he's so confident about his body but the second max mentioned his neck he got shy about it

[@patrickmahany9268]

@Yuukon Mesa what are you saying then?

[@drwcy]

Hello JK it was covered in hickeys lol

[@caelyn2873]

you know Chad is an absolute Chad. He is faking being sky about the hickeys

[@fat69]

He's shy about the hickeys because they came from men

[@icecoldplayboi5710]

ngl im pretty sure its just fuked acne bro

[@Andrew-30994]

I've convinced my parents that cucumber joe was a skating brand

[@SupposedlyFilthy]

ha

[@catmannamtac3871]

yandhi

[@Pontificate]

Can’t wait to wear the “I’m Cucumber Joe Shirt” in public. I’m sure that will be easy to explain.

[@natelittle5278]

You’ll have to explain “so there’s this pickle”

[@DacaisenJ]

Basically these two Aussie guys got drunk and ordered a pickle Rick shirt on fiver but thing is it’s not rick nor is it a pickle, as you can see they ended at cucumber joe

[@GridDweller77]

I would like this comment, but the like count is at 69, and I cannot bring myself to defile the sacred number.

[@rawh7466]

i saw it and impuse bought it

[@natelittle5278]

Dacaisen J funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@galdacsvalven8115]

Unlike Rick, Joe didn't even had to turn himself into a pickle, as he has already been a vegetable. Brilliant vid, as always

[@lookanlike2]

thats why its perfect

[@ShinyEevee39]

Cucumber is a fruit.

[@ryanbrenner5466]

I love you

[@Stage4Candy]

Good one, although Joe is actually a cucumber in their depiction. Even if Joe were a pickle, he would have needed to be immersed in vinegar first

[@Stage4Candy]

@Gustav 123 Joe already being a pickle would've changed nothing

[@Daisuyike]

I’m so annoyed that the woman shirt is already sold out, I actually really wanted it

[@harrisons62]

ya grill yike why?

[@sparkz015]

Its not sold out wdym

[@tiaan7183]

@@harrisons62 Why not?

[@cameronjohnblue756]

If you look at their actual pages both it and the Sand Witch shirt have been sold out in all sizes except extra small for at least 4 hours now.

[@elenas-s1654]

ikrr same haha

[@ceeb420]

The way Chad straight up fell out of the chair and no one acknowledged it.

[@zachharned7119]

ikr🤣🤣🤣

[@vocexseta]

Their videos make me feel like English isn’t my first language.

[@PhantomationTV]

Hey Peter, turn the wheelchair around the payoff os huge! I turned myself into a Cucumber Peter. I'm Cucumber Joe.

[@megagrips6470]

and then the secondary character turned himself into a cucumber,

[@E1hano1]

I just bought the shirt lol

[@liamcheverie1343]

Phantomation Fuck

[@YuB]

Had to cop that cucumber joe shirt

[@treefalle9715]

Same still has not arrived tho!

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@m3kyah_489]

Bruh

[@decaffeinatedafrican5997]

wait what ur a cop bro

[@SlyHikari03]

Ayy.

[@Doc_Energon]

I love the way Chad has an emphasis on some words like money. It makes him sound like a small toddler that got drunk

[@beobeo4776]

This is so true 😂

[@katel5007]

i cried for a solid minute over the witch one Im buying it now

[@ulyssemartinfrigault1021]

I love how you pfp is just. Mike and Ike.

[@Sykohsis]

I almost suffocated from laughter at the "Honk if you're gaming" V2 shirt.

[@newspice389]

I really wanted the “Honk if you’re gaming” v2 shirt, and the Necktrio ones. Well crap - guess I’ll just stick with Cucumber Joe and Glazed Ham.

[@burningskeleton8892]

I ended up getting the same ones

[@tamonk9054]

Newspice vaatividya probably makes some of the best merch

[@Robert-fc9xz]

I'm suprised the cucumber joe shirt still isn't sold out. Wanted to get the honk if you're gaming one too but I would probably never actually wear it anyways

[@chocbyte1747]

@@Robert-fc9xz they made unlimited cucumber joes

[@Screany]

Cerwyn they’re on a 4 week preorder

[@bonifackorda8583]

After all this time, it's still weird to see these guys act like they didn't hit each other with belts and melons.

[@narwhalguy3829]

Bonifác Korda what video was that again

[@goofy955]

@@narwhalguy3829 Deadly Twister series

[@DagothsCollection]

@@narwhalguy3829 they also hit each other with melons in the Gentlemans Guide

[@WubbyPunch]

You act like they make high brow investing in stock help videos now. It's still the same shit just a different vein.

[@Sol_Smiley]

In Australia, all that does is strengthen the bonds between men.

[@_lil_lil]

As something of a graphic designer myself, the Give Us Money one is legitimately one of my favourite designs for any youtuber merch, hands down.

[@MrCraftynl]

should I value your opinion more now that you stated you're somewhat of a graphic designer?

[@comedygoldish]

@@MrCraftynl yeah

[@_lil_lil]

@@MrCraftynl I mean, you don't 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to... just thought it was relevant.

[@pazuzuwiki1460]

MrCraftynl yeah you should “MrCrafty”

[@EddieBurke]

Lily Frey fellow artist wassap

[@BoolyK]

I just can’t get over how phenomenal their set is

[@BoolyK]

I’m gay

[@yann8067]

@@BoolyK my dog is gay

[@genaroz2830]

GTFO do you have proof???

[@yann8067]

@@DonaldBiden Nice

[@DonaldBiden]

Senor Genaro Yes

[@telekensis_oversight]

i want a “das conk creet baybeeee” shirt so bad please oh please do a part 3

[@Luxioy0]

Jennifer Sturkie yes please

[@MultoCon]

YEEEESSSSSSS

[@armouredcat2369]

with a really fucked dog on the front

[@coreypetroff4657]

holy shit yes

[@anayo9946]

Cement...

[@Brimspark]

Should have just called the video, "Honk if you're gaming part two."

[@dansken610]

Bruh the shirt sold out in an hour :(

[@jimimo6674]

hi boi sub me to!

[@BananaPenguin420]

This video singlehandedly gave me and my brother Tourette’s it’s been about 3 days and the only form of communication we have had is repeating the exact same phrases over again in a scuffed joe Swanson accent. it started with “ hey peter I turned myself into a cucumber peter, I’m cucumber joe.” Then we started doing this one “ hey peter can I borrow your lawnmower” and finally this one “yeah I’m a gamer, how could you tell”. I’ve probably heard the words “hey peter” at least 5000 times by now easily. This is ruining my family.

[@strangerofthe2067]

My buddy and I also caught the virus... “Hey Peter” at work all day, every day. Random “I’m cucumber joe!” at any given moment. Also, the classic “BRUH” as a question, a response, or a random statement. “Top text” or “bottom text” or “honk if you’re gaming” with no end in sight. Get well soon. LEG.

[@aquin3066]

5000? Rookie numbers.

[@BananaPenguin420]

@kakboi6688846993 just turned 18 a month ago and this reply lowered my self esteem. thanks.

[@jdj8168]

@@BananaPenguin420 😂😂

[@jongles2530]

poggers

[@CYGNIUS]

*Make a shirt that just says "90's theme ... Donkey 64"*

[@LizardisSleepy]

I’d buy it

[@jasenia1329]

That was seriously my favorite line of this whole video

[@koikarppa]

YES

[@julixpinguimon8023]

Timestamp pls

[@johnbeckman2698]

Is it bad that i like these better than the talk show?

[@craigory8123]

no

[@riverevans726]

Probably cos it's like they're doing a proper video together. It's nice.

[@Jamblino11]

It's a podcast!

[@offscreen4250]

this is the premium content

[@yellowcam1422]

@@offscreen4250 this is like their special episodes

[@enormousiserratic8276]

Use that patch-style artist to make the COLD ONES logo, that would be epic

[@BestKCL]

Kobe Langston Yess top comment

[@RyuuRider]

@@BestKCL top text

[@tygengames1395]

@@RyuuRider top text in australia

[@viktoz2897]

I’ve got to give props to my man chad I don’t know if many others noticed and quite frankly could care less if they did but I like to see you can do that squat now and is genuine growth you wouldn’t normally expect to see on this platform much love

[@Sube-Tube]

Could he actually not bend his knees and get back up before

[@Finntendo]

It's been less than an hour and the trucker gamer shirt is out of stock

[@shodplays]

f

[@dansken610]

I really wanted the first one, now there's a sequel and it too sells out in minutes :(

[@MrIamcrusty]

Lmao no way.

[@grimmpierful]

"Honk if you're gaming" 3 confirmed

[@caseyjames2073]

Copped😹😹

[@flynn907]

We need “Cucumber Joe” hats

[@spiderhame8418]

na, bro. we need cucumber joe wheel chairs

[@Andre-be2rz]

cucumber joe hoodies are a necessity

[@orrin1319]

I love how the most recent search is poop 0:39

[@safourgardpa5459]

10:01 "90's theme .. donkey 64" I am a broken man

[@fractaldesigns7175]

gunpoint

[@KnightKingu]

They've become Mr Beast, if Mr. Beast had a crippling alcohol addiction

[@grunchidetrap476]

He might have

[@ashtronaut21_80]

MechaKnight479 blasphemy

[@Dogfrey]

😂😂😂😂

[@stefanristicmovies]

whereas the actual mr beast just has crohns

[@uberwesenvommars7073]

And crack

[@louiehughes4065]

so either chad has a ton of hickies on his neck or he's about to die of an infection tearing through his body

[@Owen.Fallon]

Both?

[@newfoundrooski]

One is a result of the other

[@syzyphyz]

nah bro it's neck herpes from deepthroating, he explained it in a livestream

[@ovvvven]

Max and Chad: Uses patron money to make products to sell *stonks*

[@richarddixon4359]

Makes sense

[@calmgoodfire4662]

Sometimes you gotta spend a lot of money to make less of it

[@grimey78]

you must be a band kid

[@ovvvven]

@Boan orchestra actually.

[@maks9589]

@@ovvvven 🤓🤓🤓

[@piper636]

I love how Chad is borderline illiterate but is the first in the room to correctly spell "niche"

[@alexatyatuati]

Chad falling over looks like an elderly woman who has fallen and can’t get up

[@lukehull5556]

yes thank you alexatyatuati

[@ghjkrsxcg]

Thank you , mr. @@lukehull5556

[@alexatyatuati]

@@lukehull5556 No problem Luke Hull

[@sabieDxMx]

I was legit sad seeing him on the ground like a turtle who's been knocked upside down and is trying to flip itself over XD

[@pizzatime7433]

Your comment literally gave me flashbacks to those LifeAlert commercials

[@bigthink3426]

Therapist: necktrio isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Necktrio:

[@babyfacejay2]

the struggle is real

[@syracusa]

hilarious and original!

[@elijahgordon6283]

phantom so is your comment so fuck up

[@Robert-fc9xz]

@@babyfacejay2 #SquadGoals

[@antoniomaldonado8876]

*they can't hurt you

[@ytho5863]

This channel shows how old content on KZbin has had to adapt to new regulations in the best way possible. This is just as good as the old filthyfrank vids

[@EzioAuditore69420]

Personally, I think you should have gotten a shirt with a lil egg with glasses, would've been a funny lil guy

[@ezioauditore3976]

Nice profile pic

[@EzioAuditore69420]

@@ezioauditore3976 Thanks bro

[@walter9240]

@@ezioauditore3976phenomenal

[@Goofygooberston]

Chad saying "MUNNIE" is unironically something that makes me laugh every time without fail

[@lewisbaitup6352]

It is something that everyone chears for

[@servidig483]

Cold Ones is the living soul of what's left of real KZbin

[@THUURMINATOR]

Truth

[@coreypetroff4657]

this couldnt be more true

[@ThomasW215PHL]

Why did they move the comments. Stupid KZbin.

[@deathbyjypsy]

I’m here to throw rocks at KZbin

[@Rovalowy]

I like it tho

[@Rot_Soft]

To better highlight recommended videos. Looks better now.

[@Paralytixc]

Didn’t they make it like this before and then change it back? Why the fuck did they do it again?

[@high.fructose7534]

@@Rot_Soft it sucks, you suck, KZbin sucks

[@Forge_595]

Ngl, the semi truck gaming shirt actually looks like it’s good quality and the person who made it was actually talented

[@Stewbob112]

Ima come back to this once I’m good and drunk to really enjoy this as it should be.

[@TheRocksEyebrow20]

This is the same way I feel about all their videos.

[@getlitskoden]

It works with a lingering hangover too

[@djdjdjreballaawkw9532]

Chad and max are so slow they forgot that they already made this video.

[@young-stove]

Jake Reber they did say this was part two, gotta give a little credit, they are doing the best they can with minimal tools 🧠🙏🏿

[@verdunian595]

This time they're paying people with brain cells

[@jackpaterson5949]

What part of the first minute of the video of 'part 2' did you not get?

[@icantbearsed9321]

@@jackpaterson5949 he was making a joke lol

[@djdjdjreballaawkw9532]

Jack Paterson homie I wasn’t being serious it was just a joke man.

[@pulpydischarge5447]

Just bought a cucumber joe shirt. Immediate deep feelings of regret.

[@ConnerPlays360]

Inb4 walking legend wearing one of the coolest shirts that exists rn

[@crystaleunoia3974]

Why? _You are a God now._

[@pakutaco18]

Bro meeee

[@pulpydischarge5447]

@@Plank-cn1we That sounds pretty crusty my man good job

[@3litepker]

I bought a hugo boss shirt instead

[@Jizzle3007]

"Top Text says Bottom Text" is the best pun of the decade

[@-KVT-]

5:14 They tried cutting out Chad spelling truckers as "truchers"

[@ForestGramps]

Autocorrect...

[@whitejayz4655]

@@ForestGramps Theres a clear cut, go frame by frame

[@ForestGramps]

@@whitejayz4655 You are totally correct! Sorry for missing that, have a great day!

[@jacobjames8078]

@@ForestGramps thats not how internet comments work. people dont admit they were wrong. fight for your rights brother

[@oliviaparker9303]

Just when you've been broken up with and can't stop crying, Chad is here to save me

[@noka79]

Aww... I know the feeling.. put on good music.. not sad music.. helped me

[@septclues]

Drugs help! And alcohol!

[@oliviaparker9303]

I ripped a bowl right after writing this. Thanks you guys 💜

[@bickenwings1350]

@@oliviaparker9303 Imma Hit My Pen For You Chief XD

[@septclues]

Weed is not drugs

[@oliviacyr4436]

All of em are absolute gold, I'd buy the lot honestly, some of the greatest creative minds of the 2020s.

[@Its_Trifled]

When he said "they all have something in common..." I was so confused until I remembered it was old. god the carson shirt aged like fine wine.

[@Sube-Tube]

Why, is Carson thin now or something

[@CatOfTheYearuWu]

Man I can’t wait to get bullied for my cucumber joe shirt

[@chodeoriki4113]

Well I’m a cripple anyways so I’ve got a fucking protection spell on me but I’ve had a couple laughs going about in my cripple state in my cripple shirt.

[@vapekatze9714]

Kids: pickle rick Legends: cucumber joe

[@aiden4445]

Gods: Zucchini Homer

[@Canserious]

MASSIVE legends here.

[@3litepker]

Aiden sorry you’re 9

[@strangerofthe2067]

I think she says “SLAYED IT GIRL” but I prefer “SLATER GIRL” because of drunk.

[@jacobsanders6490]

"SLAY THE GIRL"

[@SKFSTETSHT]

"90's theme ... donkey 64" will be my grad quote

[@sadiemahoney1919]

The cinematography of Max walking across the screen saying “OKAY BROOO, I WONT BE, THANKS FOR CURING MY MENTAL FUCKING CONDITION” was absolutely exquisite, brothers.

[@reddonut1518]

“TRAVIS SCOTT foRTNITE!” * dancing ensues *

[@userseveneleven]

Your donut isnt even red

[@lesbibot2284]

Joshua Williams Joshua Williams

[@jasnammansa8565]

@Joshua Williams Joshua Williams

[@prabuasshidiq]

I genuinely like the sand witch one the art style is Just right up my alley

[@pinktheman]

Me too, but I missed out

[@brooksforrest2237]

He he

[@ghjkrsxcg]

@@brooksforrest2237 what?

[@Noah-fm5mh]

9:26 “it looks goog”

[@A2simp]

Might be a bit cringe but I’ve had a real bad day and seeing this video has lifted my mood a lot, thanks for doing what you do guys

[@alex-qd5en]

I hope everything will get better for you !

[@seventeen9718]

Take the downs with the ups bro. Have to have it hard before you can appreciate having it good. Mucho luvvo

[@aids8500]

Damn bro u just posted cringe ur gonna lose subscriber

[@alex-qd5en]

@@aids8500 stfu pls

[@elijahgordon6283]

Aids please, please shut the fxck up

[@bkuras1966]

dude maxs scream at the beginning, he was letting everything come out. poor man

[@KisaWorld]

So much money is put into this for one time but it's so good.

[@ricolange4978]

Keep it up and re-watch some old stuff of them, it'll help for now

[@KisaWorld]

@Tree Sapp Not at all but Chad has admitted to him struggling with a house. Just cause someone has a good amount of money doesnt mean they can just blow it off. They are trying to make profit of the shirts.

[@KisaWorld]

@Tree Sapp then why did you question me about his struggle to make these?

[@KisaWorld]

@Tree Sapp eh, depends if they are demonitized or not.

[@KisaWorld]

@Tree Sapp demonitized means they get 0 revenue if its completely. They are no where close for kids so they cant even get that small revenue. If that was all true then Cow Chop would still be alive. They died from demonitized.

[@blanc0219]

“This is for my dying brother”

[@dakoots]

Chad: **smokes crack** Also chad: **contemplates if putting pickle rick on a shirt is legal**

[@mikaylawashburn2453]

Lilsikas he smokes crack?

[@Joao_alex98]

@@mikaylawashburn2453 no, it was a video for cold ones

[@beaniecakes124]

Bobby Sands French incest

[@Bakademic]

Hey doing a dime is easy compared to paying of legal fees and a copy right infringement settlement.

[@walnuss2546]

that other shit they smoked in the wish video is something similar to meth though

[@triedbytoby1858]

Kinda tempted to become a fiverr t-shirt designer now...

[@tbprodutions]

Follow your dreams, buddy.

[@yyello6072]

Be sure yo just send then honk if you're gaming shirts no matter what they ask for

[@JimmySee]

"I spelled bought like Bort" "Yeah like Bort from the simpsons."

[@amittoibis]

My brain has transformed into SLUDGE

[@KarryKarryKarry]

amittoibis Cover your head holes so it won’t leak out.

[@lithara5302]

Must be a branstorm. And if you saw the first video you understand my spelling mistake lol.

[@Morristown337]

I want a shirt that shows all the western democracies all teaming up as friends to attack Winnie the Pooh wearing a Chinese flag as a shirt, with a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud in the background and a few small Nyan rainbow cats flying away from the blast in the sky; and as Winnie the pooh runs from them is a hentai big boob hot anime girl wearing the old Japanese flag of the rising sun with a face mask on holding her hand out as if to me motioning to stop. Please do it. Actually they can be country humans but not china it must be Winnie the Pooh wearing a ccp shirt. Oh and the hentai girl should be full human no country ball heads for her or winnie the pooh. If you put a sun in the sky make it the one from Super Mario Bros 3 that chases you in the game, in fact you can add a few mario bros 3 thing as you see fit. If words can go on it "Make Mushroom Kingdom Great Again."

[@gokartskootscoot6780]

i feel

[@Finchese]

Max went from eating vomit, hair, pubes, nails, already digested food and piss combined to playing twister in a jake the dog costume while having rat traps on his foot and his hand in spaghetti to this

[@peanutbutterrobot]

he leveled up bruh

[@Froughttrack]

It's called Character Development. And KZbin is just one big Anime.

[@Froughttrack]

@Bobby Sands Yes thank you captain obvious.

[@kashmir311]

I love how at 17:08 chad and max can’t see each other but are both rocking from side to side in sync

[@tylerbrantner4026]

9:25 “It looks goog, get thag,” this shit had me cracking up for no reason

[@yungdash4852]

Darn I really wanted the youtube CEO shooting heroin in an alley t shirt

[@SpuddyWesker]

yeah and markiplier dead

[@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN]

Everyone's putting out quality content-- worth the lockdowns

[@michelleyroo]

“don’t call the police, this is friendly banter” HAHAHAH🤣

[@Cheese2659]

My glazed ham, cucumber joe, and gamer trucker has arrived after a long awaited wait of 2-3 months and I couldn’t be happier

[@ineedbreadloreman5757]

Someone tell me how honk if you're gaming (which had 500 made) was sold out within 2 hours.

[@Sklard]

Bread Man because it’s a great design

[@ineedbreadloreman5757]

@@Sklard Yeah i know. Thats why i went to buy one but it sold out.

[@centor111]

Someone definitely bought like 100 of them and is going to resell them at markup. It is just what happens with these kinds of things.

[@ekmad]

@Joshua Williams No it's called scalping.

[@wifykingz2319]

Almost everything was sold out within the first hour

[@divinebeast1234]

I just ordered the MechaMoeFoe shirt two days ago, now you're making me order a cucumber Joe shirt.

[@chimpmilk9989]

i don’t know why donkey 64 made me giggle like a creature

[@lendog3957]

7:44 this whole part is just madness

[@jackmanby1667]

Get coolshirtz to restock I WANT TO SPEND MONEY

[@kristarandisi6051]

Deadass i want that cucumber Joe shirt but I can't

[@roland8481]

Same bros :'(

[@Joot_Doctor]

@@roland8481 Guys grab it quick. I just bought the shirt, they increased the stock due to everyone buying it.

[@roland8481]

@@Joot_Doctor thank you so much guy I just bought it!

[@SmokeyOwOs]

Are they ever in stock?

[@ujuice.5910]

honestly this "series" is gucci to watch.

[@BRadRadson]

Should have done Cactus Quagmire.

[@Malevolence460]

It’ll be in the third vid lol

[@velocirapper8862]

Toilet quagmire

[@Charlie33ad]

no joe is more IcOniC

[@Shoobywoobey]

Velocirapper that gives me really disgusting visuals LOL

[@jjunckyy119]

Adam Blanton dugtrio again but cucumber joe, toilet or cactus quagmire, and white Cleveland

[@cannedtuna360]

Chad is without any doubts is into Max, just like everyone else who has ever looked at him.

[@x2DxNoodlexFanx]

“Glazed Ham only available for one more day” *posted 22 hrs ago* :-(

[@Dribin]

Yeah I'm watching this vid 2 weeks later, feels bad man.

[@TchaikovskyXVII]

I bought mine weeks ago but it still hasn't showed up yet

[@strangerofthe2067]

Leg

[@TwilightLink338]

The second they said they made 80 necktrio shirts I was like huh... its been 4 hours since the vid came out. I aint gettin that shit lol DAMMIT! The shirts this time were pretty lit lmao

[@dragonmaster391]

Oh god, did I really just buy a trucker gamer shirt? Yes. Do I regret it? Yes, but its 100% worth it.

[@Unicronicorn]

Fuck you for that, they sold out within 2 hours and I had to get cucumber joe instead lmao

[@dragonmaster391]

@@Unicronicorn haha man, that's the shirt I wanted to get originally, then I decided the trucker shirt was the one fro me

[@stagger9660]

Necktrio was gold. Kinda sad it sold out

[@DugMcclaim]

for anyone curious about the song in the intro its called "world 8" from super Mario 3dworld

[@BP9000]

Chad making shirts: Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now

[@enditall9695]

I see you are a man of culture as well

[@godsfleet112]

Why is this familiar?

[@etrigan8544]

But he doesnt have cancer?

[@enditall9695]

It’s a quote from always sunny in Philadelphia

[@jaynesgsm]

Just try the classic under age drinking scheme

[@Juan-ni4jj]

scott: i am a trucker and a gamer Max and chad: OooOooOooOOOoohHhhHhhHhHHHh

[@zsomborsimon6630]

I'm spending 100eur on alcohol and tobacco but I'm too frugal to buy those shirts.

[@Josh-ez3mb]

Those are necessities compared to these shirts

[@camerono.3183]

That is just the life of us Europeans

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@GrimFelArt]

7:44 I will never not laugh at Chad falling off his chair and lying on the floor like a beached whale

[@Sube-Tube]

Love how he just lays there defeated

[@friccle_]

@@Sube-Tube i like how no one cares

[@user-je4eh9ht1k]

This is the real life version of Tee K.O from Jackbox

[@FreshGarbage0]

Chad is a Lilo and Stitch the Series fan, living up to the Chad name I see

[@WilliamThorpe]

I couldn't help myself, just copped that cucumber Joe shirt

[@teunoost4070]

Will Komiker didnt even see it properly and whoops, my money was gone

[@Blore07]

Damn, only just saw this and the sand witch shirt is sold out.