Blind Tasting CURSED Vodka Infusions

[@coldones]

We finally have a RELEASE DATE for GROG!!! ⭐ ⚠ AUGUST 29TH ⚠ We'll have limited stock at launch, so sign up or you'll miss out! 👉🏻 grog.shop

[@tannerdavis8163]

Bussy

[@LosdaGhost1738]

Gimme da bussi boss!

[@fluffy6161]

Finally new cold ones video

[@fancyincubus]

I drank a cup of germx for you guys

[@fancyincubus]

I drank a cup of germx for you guys

[@DolanDarker]

I need to make that! Alcoholic Beast Bar!

[@NowBearInMind]

Mr Bean vodka

[@sv-bk]

Bring NC back to life

[@harrywhitton4107]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@ohmyglolb]

I was abt to comment that 😭

[@NewWaveWill]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

[@GoopLeader]

It never surprises me how max can consume anything without any consequences

[@Dr-dikhead]

MrBeast Has Crohn's

[@Gamerswell]

5:09 ?

[@lizarddog6959]

I can't count on 2 hands how many times I've seen max vomit, so I'd say there's some consequences

[@walterrising4276]

Give it a few years

[@Sniperboy5551]

Don’t you remember him doing the gallon of milk challenge way back in the day? He’s been training for this all of his life.

[@raifehall9645]

This entire channel feels like a trip that went way too well

[@Dr-dikhead]

MrBeast Has Crohn's

[@egsuk3034]

​@@Dr-dikhead Craid's

[@seanmeeker8139]

​@@egsuk3034my name Craig

[@fettuccine8699]

Nice pfp

[@raifehall9645]

​@@fettuccine8699 You too man, great minds think alike

[@FreakSho__]

I absolutely died when chad said “I recommend you take a small sip” and max knocked back the whole drink 😂

[@malif1279]

footedghost wtf

[@YW2324]

Lol that's funny

[@cleanclouds]

moderate*

[@Glimsyy]

15:33

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@Cat-tg8nk]

Lil fella

[@bleednout8243]

A funny little character one might say

[@cgutierrez5817]

@zachobrien

[@hopnod777]

With the new format, you've officially cemented yourselves as the rhett and link of alcoholism. Keep it up boys!

[@variaxi935]

Cold Ones x Bert Kreischer would be a mess

[@raspeberries]

Question is, which ones rhett and which onnes link

[@JianCB2]

​@@raspeberriesMax is definitely Link

[@froddobaggins]

@@variaxi935 Bert is painfully unfunny and narcissistic. I rather not see the boys mingle with him.

[@justafellowgamer7664]

@@JianCB2nah max is rhett, he eats anything thats in front of him

[@FishSticks509]

I need to make that alcoholic beast bar!

[@biggestsyd]

@@Dr-dikheadI have colitis

[@feikkihurhur2175]

christhememegod

[@Sniperboy5551]

@paintballallday90 That’s because MrBeast is genetically inferior

[@moonrocks7681]

I need to make that alcoholic beast bar!

[@Pooopers]

I thought he had SNAIDS@@Dr-dikhead

[@DeepCurve300]

The editing on cold ones is pretty much the closest thing to a drug trip without drugs and i love it

[@ZaynneThaWook]

Spin around like really fast, then hold ur breath, then take a giant hit of salvia, hold it in, same effect no drugs

[@AAA-Wolf]

@@ZaynneThaWook- get off the drugs. Even your sentences don’t make sense

[@briton3851]

@@ZaynneThaWook the famous not drug salvia?

[@ZaynneThaWook]

@@briton3851 bro it’s literally just a plant like bro it’s not even a drug it’s literally a plant from EARTH like not even a drug bro

[@ZaynneThaWook]

@@AAA-Wolf twas but a joke, my good sir

[@Skyes]

the production value is insane, loving those graphics

[@whatsupeveryone]

ok

[@n0q374]

I hate these new 3D animations and stuff. Old editors were much better. Sometimes less is more

[@jeffh4581]

Loved it too

[@domson4158]

​@@n0q374nah its cool

[@theGoonter]

​@@n0q374Agreed. There's so many new bits involving CGI, and with varying art styles, it's almost hard to keep up with visually.

[@WJCMcdbm]

bruh the fact the prod value gets way better and higher for every new video is so great to see, love where this simple podcast has gone to

[@KristenZianourry2015]

I agree ☝️

[@Humus404]

they post a weekly podcast on their patreon, but they don't have guest like the ones on the channel

[@kringe_krew]

I agree! This episode was probably the best one yet In terms of editing. I absolutely loved what they did with it. The editors need a raise.

[@Inky_wt]

its so funny to read that and then see their cardboard background lol (ik they are moving studios or some shit like that)

[@bruhmomentum3689]

nah bruh the 3d editing is not it

[@kevinjapan1033]

Chad exclaiming, "oh i feel sick..." followed by the reveal that the next drink is CIGARS is pure cruelty 😂

[@ItsKam]

it was the chocolate bar

[@PeacePills.]

anyone know where i can buy chads black evil water bottle? it looks dope, love the design

[@beefrap2023]

Also I literally almost projectile vomited the spaghetti I was eating cause I hadn’t got that far yet and CIGARS in the jar is a funny af visual

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@ItsKamthe part at 24:47

[@zzyy1934]

the editing is beyond overkill. like it's a trillion times better than this channel needs lmao

[@moltensh4dow506]

i fucking love it

[@xdmemes5821]

It’s so goated

[@lxca4444]

any idea how to do edits like this or what software to use?

[@ongakuyaro]

after effects @@lxca4444

[@jildert.]

​@@lxca4444I feel like it's a combination of blender and ai tools and snap chat filters

[@Philiqification]

Major flaw in these punishment games is that Max would happily gulp down the punishments for the meme even if he won

[@TfromO]

Max is on another level in this episode

[@EpicKingofFail]

The pokemon super effective attack sound at 5:35 is amazing

[@iconsumecats2853]

Max reminds me of a child that won't eat the food you cooked but will eat anything that is unedible and dangerous

[@TishyRose]

Max eats paint chips off the walls

[@DokaRyan]

This is my kind of content

[@meeklos4767]

Bone apple teeth

[@budaizsolt4640]

The legend himself

[@Spindown8]

Theft of your content lmao

[@JuvenileStacks]

Daj Boze

[@xcannibal6corpse]

ooh there he is i just said you guys should do a collab video infuse some doka in a jar of coldones for a week if ya know what i mean

[@YouCanHasAccount]

Whoever edits your videos needs a raise. Sick VFX

[@Sc0tt_e]

It’s 7RIBEE

[@AemilianaRosewood]

​@@Sc0tt_eThanks pal

[@theRPGmaster]

They're already making a gorbillion dollars, what more do you want?!

[@AemilianaRosewood]

@@theRPGmaster The editor?

[@strangerofthe2067]

The editor is already making EXACTLY enough money. They need no more, they need no less. They are fairly compensated to the exact dollar amount per the worth of the editing contribution. A raise would result in overpayment. This editing do be 🔥 tho

[@iffyStiffyify]

God bless this show man. Funny as heck to watch sober and blasted off. These edits got me dying!

[@Gamerboy90666]

No... its funny as fuck

[@n.t.f.]

This channel is getting so good it’s insane

[@glorbog]

Getting? Tf it's been!

[@YW2324]

Yep 👍🏻

[@FutureUrs]

certified alcoholism moment

[@sw9545]

You watched a 26 min video in 12 mins lol

[@Sniperboy5551]

As an alcoholic, I love this channel

[@theRPGmaster]

@@Sniperboy5551 Same, alcoholic gang

[@forest_hobo]

Same

[@user-cherry7]

It's so funny to watch them though not gonna lie

[@MilkShaman]

15:34 I wasn't expecting Max to just throat the chili vodka, shit had me cackling

[@mattsease4687]

Favorite part

[@bmbk4725]

That noise

[@SkelaKing]

Wait hold on, there’s no way they actually pronounce jalapeños that way at 15:17. You have to be joking I thought it was a meme

[@hhaste]

It _is_ a meme, like when he said chanaynay's.. I thought that would give it away but I guess not, lol.

[@Eira_99]

It is a meme, that's why he said it that way, as a joke. I also will almost never pronounce it right myself cause it's funny.

[@erlendberg9173]

And the world kept on spinning… 😭🙏

[@aliteralsalad]

Did anyone else burst a blood vessel hearing darcy pronounce jalapeños

[@Gabraan3]

jelapignonis

[@mr.shrooplebop264]

He pronounces it like Ricky from trailer park boys 😂😂😂

[@StoneWeevil]

juh-LAPPIN-yos

[@scribojello3778]

it was a very australian thing to do

[@lordtmblq]

@@mr.shrooplebop264OMG HE DID HAHAHAHA

[@DrNotnert]

Absolutely insane editting on this one, felt like i was having a schizophrenic episode. Incredible job 7RIBEE

[@buttertoof]

Was gonna say this editing is crazy, seems like someone learned blender lmao. Love it tho

[@lowconfidencefrog6169]

@ballincat43. ballincat43

[@trppstar]

Homie just found out how to render 3d objects

[@Dr-dikhead]

MrBeast Has Crohn's

[@AfferbeckBeats]

@@buttertoof They're going to be on Worthikids level someday

[@SrPelo]

This reminds me of a Rusty Cage video,, where he makes soda ... like mayo soda!! try that! I would LOVE to see Max and Chad suffer with a MAYO soda

[@HYP3R_2]

Helo pelo! :D

[@martingarricks6209]

pelo is like the popular youtuber that no one responds to or likes, they’re just like “hey man glad you like my vids ye 😏”

[@youknowwhoiam366]

Hi Pelo.

[@SkAR-7777]

They did this I’m pretty sure they got a soda stream and put mayo in it this was a LONG while ago though

[@squishyflac]

Max was a comedic genius this episode

[@DACFalloutRanger]

So i looked it up, and apparently coffee beans have about 35 g of caffeine per 100g. Lethal dose of caffeine is like, 200mg/kg of body weight. Judging by the amount of beans in that jar, chugging that liquid would have 100% killed Max and made him melt into a pile of goo.

[@lindainloes]

cool

[@burnsgri]

That means that 200mg of caffeine is 500g of coffee, or a lethal dose for at minimum a 60kg person is literally 30,000g of ground coffee, or 30kg of beans, don't think there was 65lb of beans in that jar

[@lilclorox8558]

I think jugging that amount of vodka might kill you regardless the coffee beans

[@brandnewjoeker]

Definitely won't kill Chad lol

[@ifroad33]

Dude 200mg/kg can’t be right… people have died from consuming like 3 grams of caffeine, and they aren’t 15kg

[@thenickseditious]

You guys rule. You've never changed and it's clear as day you two are genuinely still close friends after years of quality content. Cheers boys

[@kevinuzzo5664]

I love seeing how your editor got better and better,I watched your first videos and then stopped watching KZbin for a couple of years and he became a beast,I don't edit nor make videos but I can see the months of work y'all put in,love you boyz

[@hugonamenlos7218]

im always amazed by how much they are willing to shorten their lifespan by ingesting the stuff they do.

[@Sjahko_]

WTF like more people said the editing was insane on this video. Besides, of course the really funny content and jokes and chemistry. Always a joy to watch your videos

[@teaqqs]

Max finger movements while saying “we need to get on that, there’s Something here” had me dying 😂😂😂

[@somelaser5906]

The editing on this one was phenomenal, very funny. Can't wait for grog to drop

[@thexnut3582]

16:47 The way Darcy just morphs after drinking that tea is gold!

[@steffamariex]

I’m so sad at the missed opportunity for rum ham but also I love seeing them in pain. Keep it up 🤘🏻

[@joostvermeulen5141]

I thought the excact same thing

[@thisperson2505]

RUM HAM!!!

[@gamefreaks101]

Would honestly like to see more Darcy in the show, he brings a grounding energy to the chaos.

[@mexicansamba]

20:18 I love how they each got an effect for their words but when max said cracker it was just him😂😂

[@xaelpat]

would LOVE a sequel to this, maybe even with some footage of the brews being selected/put together. Thanks for a smile today lads :)

[@flyingcow9491]

Darcy has one on his channel of the infusion process

[@terrakor]

The Tea flash back trippy editing was superb. Perfect 5/7

[@HzrdHaze]

Had a good hearty laugh at the dad whipping you with the infused belt 😂

[@doug-core8850]

Piss belt

[@SatirerXIII]

it does Poison damage

[@TheCagedShrimp]

loving these 3D animations, makes me feel like im back at Uni, sickkk editing

[@Filippa1.1.]

As an alcoholic i approve of all of them !

[@theRPGmaster]

As another fellow alcoholic, I concur.

[@forest_hobo]

Same

[@wolfguy1234]

As an adult who has never touched alcohol in her life, I approve of them too

[@bugman747]

@@wolfguy1234 pfp goes hard

[@leeroy6638]

These boys keep getting better and better

[@flyingcow9491]

Surely the final drink should have been a jungle juice cocktail of all of the infusions for whoever lost the guesses

[@vocexseta]

That would've been amazing. See what flavor dominated the rest.

[@TBCman99]

I love Max's energy this episode! Keep bringing the chaos!

[@Airblasto]

Good luck on the launch of Grog! guys. I don't drink anymore but I live vicariously thru this show. Thanks so much for all the entertainment.

[@Robert_Meier]

One of the best episodes I’ve seen recently. Loved the happy and goofy vibes.

[@CosmicWolfPack]

Max whipping around the infused leather belt and putting it on was fucking hilarious

[@doug-core8850]

Aye can i get a welt belt from cool shirtz

[@YW2324]

So gross id have gagged

[@alesaccoalf]

This type of editing was actually super good, should bring it back more

[@mushyfrogg3544]

Max saying he doesn’t think eating warheads and drinking his drink isn’t good for him when he’s literally drank glue 💀

[@rallaa941]

"What is going on with you today? You're just chaotic." That's Max in every video where he drinks. Which I'm pretty sure is every Cold Ones video.

[@twister010]

I feel like a dog who's owner just came home from work whenever I see a new Cold Ones video has been uploaded.

[@Axolootlz]

Dude the little edits like the super effective damage spund when Chad eats the celery, so brilliant 😮❤

[@Deja117]

Watching you both risk your health by consuming things will never get old. Hope you're both keeping well... Especially after that ham.

[@muse-icality5554]

@12:53 the way max shrugs like "bruh, TODAY??" XD

[@bushidobrown7879]

This has to be the best edited channel on KZbin. Sure there may be channels with cleaner/crisper edits, but no one is adding in the amount of creative material that this channel does. Huge shout out to the ppl behind the scenes.

[@jaffa7752]

I love the loud chewing bits, have more of that

[@HeisenbergFam]

I like to imagine Max and Chad drink these vodka infusions off camera regularly and now they get to show off their drinking skills

[@jazm_0]

hi ballincat43 @ballincat43.

[@vegetableoil3037]

dude i see u everwhere

[@vegetableoil3037]

@ballincat43. You will be grinded into a fibrous powder ballincat43

[@StormTheBlank]

There is so much 3D animation and tracking in this video. Props to the editor

[@KngMaxwell]

always a good day when alcoholic good mythical morning uploads

[@blackhole.son94]

“That’s the bean” and a grainy ss of Max gripping that singular bean in his fingers would make a cool shirt

[@eddiemudie952]

CONGRATULATIONS on releasing your own alcoholic beverage! Cool as hell to see. I hope it's successful enough so that we can get a chance to buy some without worrying about it running out!

[@snvvbl]

i love max's "why the hell am i doing this and why is it so funny" smile

[@Keydicken]

My brother made me watch a few videos from the channel a few weeks ago, and now I’m hooked, and have watched almost every single video on the channel. These goobers manage to make the day a little sillier 💜

[@YW2324]

Yep they are funny 🤣

[@dillpoopoo]

These edits are INSANE!! All the 3d is crazy.

[@W34RD07]

I can't stop watching cold ones. You guys are always on!

[@shadowstar727]

the editor flexed so hard and i fucking respect it, could not imagine how long this took

[@benjabby]

The work your editors put in is astonishing, hope you're paying them enough blowies

[@aristayabarr9419]

Yeah, damn! Go off with all the 3D animations today, boys. 👏

[@connor1586]

The editing on this goes far harder than I expected they did a great job

[@InspectahReese]

They really stepped it up this time around it’s crazy

[@yossarian00]

its a bit much

[@NoblePineapples]

I was thinking the same thing, these animations are so good.

[@Kirbymaster105]

3:35 was no expecting mario 64 soundfont Fireflies today bro

[@uncletrucky]

Darcys acting as the grog was impeccable

[@TorenMiller-mt2vk]

Max carried this episode 😂man is to funny😂

[@VioMosh]

Bringin in 7RIBEE to edit this has to be maybe one of the most freshest and best decisions youve made by far! S-tier stuff.

[@Leviathan0463]

for those wondering the song at 11:49 is above all - home

[@kevlarvest7375]

Yep, Ned Flanders showed me the way in WHERE AM I GOING 👍

[@BillPlain1]

I love all the ShoeNice references. He is a drinking legend.

[@emmat2276]

Question, why does Max look like a 90s gnome in this episode? Also finally...GROG. 🍺

[@ihnikun]

24:32 Max contemplating whether he should spit it out or not is telling lmfaoooooo

[@microsplat250]

Watching coldones is just like watching a group of friends drinking a yogurt that was fermenting in a locker

[@caydawg4893]

is this from personal experience?

[@microsplat250]

​@@caydawg4893yes

[@microsplat250]

​@@caydawg4893unfortuntly Yes

[@Jamb13]

Whoever edited this is a beast

[@jonathanherman9953]

The handgun shot a 10:36 killed me lol.

[@gabebaker6960]

"I feel like you can swallow tooth paste" and now we know why Chad is so ARTistic

[@MrTuneslol]

highly regarded

[@SnezikCZ]

5:30 he's just taking poison damage😂

[@karuma6635]

7:55 surprised at how well Darcy does that UGGGH

[@Liminalal]

I just realized they put me in a cold ones video HOLY SHIT 3:56

[@SuperSucc69]

Finally, cold ones video feature

[@carson8087]

The editing always is so good love watching these tripping

[@Dontcareintheslightest]

I love you guys keep it up can’t wait to get some grog

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

That coffee bean infused vodka would have been used by shamans to speak to the dead back in hunter-gatherer times

[@pluggedingaming8169]

Max is always on that right lane energy, sometimes Chad has a touch of left lane energy.

[@JonnB]

A drinking video, my favourite.

[@NautsuJJR]

at 3:25 the melody for the music was owl city - "fireflies" and I find that cool. nothing else.

[@Marrciie]

love this vid so much, also find it so funny how chad just negotiates out of his punishments and max doesnt care

[@JamesCampMusic]

Ok

[@shannontc]

I literally started gagging when Max grabbed the gum, i didnt realise how repulsed i am to wet gum 😂

[@42069noscopepizzahut]

ME TOO I had to cover my screen lolol

[@Moqally]

I dont think ive ever gagged more from watching a Cold Ones episode

[@notarealperson9135]

22:50 max saying this right after chad ate it made me laugh out loud

[@b-rax]

Whoever edits their videos is a magician

[@adios2011]

Please make a cold ones movie ! You guys are too funny ! The scene of you two sitting in in the bus looked so funny and I imagined right away dumb and dumber movie style / half baked with you two alcoholics 😅

[@Litepaw]

You gotta do some Kenny vs Spenny style contests dudes. Who can stay awake for longer, who can make a better drink, who can win a series of mini competitions. Etc. Or yo, real life Mario party?? I'd pay for that.

[@lmc7233]

I watched my mate smoke half a packet of ciggys while drinking, only problem was the drink he was drinking from he was ashing in

[@Dysphoricsmile]

12:11 Chad's brain is just shaped different, most people would 100% think the opposite - cause Toothpaste is POISONOUS to eat! Lmao Chad like "U said only a little so that ruled out Toothpaste" I was thinking "Oh yeah cuz if it were toothpaste you coudln't drink ANY of it!" - but no, Chad just thought eating flourinated or any other toothpaste is safe