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[@coldones]

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[@tannerdavis8163]

Bussy

[@LosdaGhost1738]

Gimme da bussi boss!

[@fluffy6161]

Finally new cold ones video

[@fancyincubus]

I drank a cup of germx for you guys

[@fancyincubus]

I drank a cup of germx for you guys

[@Blvxk_Lotus]

It never surprises me how max can consume anything without any consequences

[@Dr-dikhead]

MrBeast Has Crohn's

[@Gamerswell]

5:09 ?

[@lizarddog6959]

I can't count on 2 hands how many times I've seen max vomit, so I'd say there's some consequences

[@walterrising4276]

Give it a few years

[@Sniperboy5551]

Don’t you remember him doing the gallon of milk challenge way back in the day? He’s been training for this all of his life.

[@DolanDarker]

I need to make that! Alcoholic Beast Bar!

[@NowBearInMind]

Mr Bean vodka

[@JohnySv]

Bring NC back to life

[@harrywhitton4107]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@ohmyglolb]

I was abt to comment that 😭

[@NewWaveWill]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

[@DeepCurve300]

The editing on cold ones is pretty much the closest thing to a drug trip without drugs and i love it

[@portalbuilder7021]

Spin around like really fast, then hold ur breath, then take a giant hit of salvia, hold it in, same effect no drugs

[@AAA-Wolf]

@@portalbuilder7021- get off the drugs. Even your sentences don’t make sense

[@briton3851]

@@portalbuilder7021 the famous not drug salvia?

[@portalbuilder7021]

@@briton3851 bro it’s literally just a plant like bro it’s not even a drug it’s literally a plant from EARTH like not even a drug bro

[@portalbuilder7021]

@@AAA-Wolf twas but a joke, my good sir

[@Philiqification]

Major flaw in these punishment games is that Max would happily gulp down the punishments for the meme even if he won

[@FishSticks509]

I need to make that alcoholic beast bar!

[@biggestsyd]

@@Dr-dikheadI have colitis

[@feikkihurhur2175]

christhememegod

[@Sniperboy5551]

@paintballallday90 That’s because MrBeast is genetically inferior

[@moonrocks7681]

I need to make that alcoholic beast bar!

[@Pooopers]

I thought he had SNAIDS@@Dr-dikhead

[@raifehall9645]

This entire channel feels like a trip that went way too well

[@Dr-dikhead]

MrBeast Has Crohn's

[@egsuk3034]

​@@Dr-dikhead Craid's

[@seanmeeker8139]

​@@egsuk3034my name Craig

[@fettuccine8699]

Nice pfp

[@raifehall9645]

​@@fettuccine8699 You too man, great minds think alike

[@FreakSho__]

I absolutely died when chad said “I recommend you take a small sip” and max knocked back the whole drink 😂

[@malif1279]

footedghost wtf

[@YW2324]

Lol that's funny

[@kenshiku]

moderate*

[@Glimsyy]

15:33

[@n.t.f.]

This channel is getting so good it’s insane

[@glorbog]

Getting? Tf it's been!

[@YW2324]

Yep 👍🏻

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@Cat-tg8nk]

Lil fella

[@bleednout8243]

A funny little character one might say

[@cgutierrez5817]

@zachobrien

[@nikkem6438]

Fella just being a fella

[@azzlackguhnter5635]

I love how Chad's first guess wasn't simply "Chocolate" or anything of that sort but mf " *Beast Bar* "

[@glorbog]

I'm sure it was for the meme

[@zzyy1934]

the editing is beyond overkill. like it's a trillion times better than this channel needs lmao

[@moltensh4dow506]

i fucking love it

[@xdmemes5821]

It’s so goated

[@lxca4444]

any idea how to do edits like this or what software to use?

[@ongakuyaro]

after effects @@lxca4444

[@jildert.]

​@@lxca4444I feel like it's a combination of blender and ai tools and snap chat filters

[@iffyStiffyify]

God bless this show man. Funny as heck to watch sober and blasted off. These edits got me dying!

[@hopnod777]

With the new format, you've officially cemented yourselves as the rhett and link of alcoholism. Keep it up boys!

[@variaxi935]

Cold Ones x Bert Kreischer would be a mess

[@raspeberries]

Question is, which ones rhett and which onnes link

[@JianCB2]

​@@raspeberriesMax is definitely Link

[@froddobaggins]

@@variaxi935 Bert is painfully unfunny and narcissistic. I rather not see the boys mingle with him.

[@justafellowgamer7664]

@@JianCB2nah max is rhett, he eats anything thats in front of him

[@kevinburgess1033]

Chad exclaiming, "oh i feel sick..." followed by the reveal that the next drink is CIGARS is pure cruelty 😂

[@ItsKam]

it was the chocolate bar

[@PeacePills.]

anyone know where i can buy chads black evil water bottle? it looks dope, love the design

[@beefrap2023]

Also I literally almost projectile vomited the spaghetti I was eating cause I hadn’t got that far yet and CIGARS in the jar is a funny af visual

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@ItsKamthe part at 24:47

[@EpicKingofFail]

The pokemon super effective attack sound at 5:35 is amazing

[@kevinuzzo5664]

I love seeing how your editor got better and better,I watched your first videos and then stopped watching KZbin for a couple of years and he became a beast,I don't edit nor make videos but I can see the months of work y'all put in,love you boyz

[@benjabby]

The work your editors put in is astonishing, hope you're paying them enough blowies

[@aristayabarr9419]

Yeah, damn! Go off with all the 3D animations today, boys. 👏

[@connor1586]

The editing on this goes far harder than I expected they did a great job

[@InspectahReese]

They really stepped it up this time around it’s crazy

[@yossarian00]

its a bit much

[@NoblePineapples]

I was thinking the same thing, these animations are so good.

[@Skyes]

the production value is insane, loving those graphics

[@whatsupeveryone]

ok

[@n0q374]

I hate these new 3D animations and stuff. Old editors were much better. Sometimes less is more

[@jeffh4581]

Loved it too

[@domson4158]

​@@n0q374nah its cool

[@theGoonter]

​@@n0q374Agreed. There's so many new bits involving CGI, and with varying art styles, it's almost hard to keep up with visually.

[@TBCman99]

I love Max's energy this episode! Keep bringing the chaos!

[@Axolootlz]

Dude the little edits like the super effective damage spund when Chad eats the celery, so brilliant 😮❤

[@boberKurwa23]

6:54 chad actually said something smart for once, ethanol is a polar solvent and does infact extract caffein, well done chemist chad!

[@theRPGmaster]

Chad is a scientist is secret, surely an insidious plan by the shadow government to indoctrinate the kids into not drinking. Little do they know, alcohol is the key to enlightenment, and also the molecule looks like a dog, which is quite humorous

[@ronaldoa.4905]

🤓

[@brandondapro]

Bro why dunk on Chad like that he’s a nice guy

[@baghunter9753]

1:33

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

That's why that cigar was dangerous af. Nicotine is bad af orally

[@WJCMcdbm]

bruh the fact the prod value gets way better and higher for every new video is so great to see, love where this simple podcast has gone to

[@KristenZianourry2015]

I agree ☝️

[@Humus404]

they post a weekly podcast on their patreon, but they don't have guest like the ones on the channel

[@kringe_krew]

I agree! This episode was probably the best one yet In terms of editing. I absolutely loved what they did with it. The editors need a raise.

[@_InkGod]

its so funny to read that and then see their cardboard background lol (ik they are moving studios or some shit like that)

[@bruhmomentum3689]

nah bruh the 3d editing is not it

[@squishyshit]

Max was a comedic genius this episode

[@SkelaKing]

Wait hold on, there’s no way they actually pronounce jalapeños that way at 15:17. You have to be joking I thought it was a meme

[@DokaRyan]

This is my kind of content

[@meeklos4767]

Bone apple teeth

[@budaizsolt4640]

The legend himself

[@Spindown8]

Theft of your content lmao

[@JuvenileStacks]

Daj Boze

[@xcannibal6corpse]

ooh there he is i just said you guys should do a collab video infuse some doka in a jar of coldones for a week if ya know what i mean

[@FutureUrs]

certified alcoholism moment

[@sw9545]

You watched a 26 min video in 12 mins lol

[@Sniperboy5551]

As an alcoholic, I love this channel

[@theRPGmaster]

@@Sniperboy5551 Same, alcoholic gang

[@forest_hobo]

Same

[@user-cherry7]

It's so funny to watch them though not gonna lie

[@dillpoopoo]

These edits are INSANE!! All the 3d is crazy.

[@TheCagedShrimp]

loving these 3D animations, makes me feel like im back at Uni, sickkk editing

[@YouCanHasAccount]

Whoever edits your videos needs a raise. Sick VFX

[@Sc0tt_e]

It’s 7RIBEE

[@AemilianaRosewood]

​@@Sc0tt_eThanks pal

[@theRPGmaster]

They're already making a gorbillion dollars, what more do you want?!

[@AemilianaRosewood]

@@theRPGmaster The editor?

[@strangerofthe2067]

The editor is already making EXACTLY enough money. They need no more, they need no less. They are fairly compensated to the exact dollar amount per the worth of the editing contribution. A raise would result in overpayment. This editing do be 🔥 tho

[@aliteralsalad]

Did anyone else burst a blood vessel hearing darcy pronounce jalapeños

[@Gabraan3]

jelapignonis

[@mr.shrooplebop264]

He pronounces it like Ricky from trailer park boys 😂😂😂

[@StoneWeevil]

juh-LAPPIN-yos

[@scribojello3778]

it was a very australian thing to do

[@lordtmblq]

@@mr.shrooplebop264OMG HE DID HAHAHAHA

[@somelaser5906]

The editing on this one was phenomenal, very funny. Can't wait for grog to drop

[@L4zySky]

Honestly love you guys so much, always makes me laugh out loud! Thanks for putting your lives on the line and hope your grog sells loads of moneys👍🏻

[@iconsumecats2853]

Max reminds me of a child that won't eat the food you cooked but will eat anything that is unedible and dangerous

[@TishyRose]

Max eats paint chips off the walls

[@MilkShaman]

15:34 I wasn't expecting Max to just throat the chili vodka, shit had me cackling

[@mattsease4687]

Favorite part

[@bmbk4725]

That noise

[@calebtheshamen7033]

Love this video and these edits especially, please keep it up!!!

[@russianbaby5248]

We need more of this!

[@TfromO]

Max is on another level in this episode

[@DrNotnert]

Absolutely insane editting on this one, felt like i was having a schizophrenic episode. Incredible job 7RIBEE

[@buttertoof]

Was gonna say this editing is crazy, seems like someone learned blender lmao. Love it tho

[@lowconfidencefrog6169]

@@ballincat43. ballincat43

[@trppstar]

Homie just found out how to render 3d objects

[@Dr-dikhead]

MrBeast Has Crohn's

[@AfferbeckBeats]

@@buttertoof They're going to be on Worthikids level someday

[@DiscManDonovon]

The edits were so great on this one!

[@alesaccoalf]

This type of editing was actually super good, should bring it back more

[@SrPelo]

This reminds me of a Rusty Cage video,, where he makes soda ... like mayo soda!! try that! I would LOVE to see Max and Chad suffer with a MAYO soda

[@HYP3R_2]

Helo pelo! :D

[@martingarricks6209]

pelo is like the popular youtuber that no one responds to or likes, they’re just like “hey man glad you like my vids ye 😏”

[@youknowwhoiam366]

Hi Pelo.

[@SkAR-7777]

They did this I’m pretty sure they got a soda stream and put mayo in it this was a LONG while ago though

[@nikkem6438]

I just like how Chad gives a punishment and still does it after.

[@SatirerXIII]

Hes a real chad. A bro.

[@nikkem6438]

@@SatirerXIII As some would say, a little fella.

[@bushidobrown7879]

This has to be the best edited channel on KZbin. Sure there may be channels with cleaner/crisper edits, but no one is adding in the amount of creative material that this channel does. Huge shout out to the ppl behind the scenes.

[@Hanzi2u]

That's the best video you guys made all year hands down

[@Filippa1.1.]

As an alcoholic i approve of all of them !

[@theRPGmaster]

As another fellow alcoholic, I concur.

[@forest_hobo]

Same

[@wolfguy1234]

As an adult who has never touched alcohol in her life, I approve of them too

[@bugman747]

@@wolfguy1234 pfp goes hard

[@teaqqs]

Max finger movements while saying “we need to get on that, there’s Something here” had me dying 😂😂😂

[@VioMosh]

Bringin in 7RIBEE to edit this has to be maybe one of the most freshest and best decisions youve made by far! S-tier stuff.

[@jaffa7752]

I love the loud chewing bits, have more of that

[@hugonamenlos7218]

im always amazed by how much they are willing to shorten their lifespan by ingesting the stuff they do.

[@DACFalloutRanger]

So i looked it up, and apparently coffee beans have about 35 g of caffeine per 100g. Lethal dose of caffeine is like, 200mg/kg of body weight. Judging by the amount of beans in that jar, chugging that liquid would have 100% killed Max and made him melt into a pile of goo.

[@lindainloes]

cool

[@burnsgri]

That means that 200mg of caffeine is 500g of coffee, or a lethal dose for at minimum a 60kg person is literally 30,000g of ground coffee, or 30kg of beans, don't think there was 65lb of beans in that jar

[@lilclorox8558]

I think jugging that amount of vodka might kill you regardless the coffee beans

[@brandnewjoeker]

Definitely won't kill Chad lol

[@ifroad33]

Dude 200mg/kg can’t be right… people have died from consuming like 3 grams of caffeine, and they aren’t 15kg

[@wr5044]

great video! keep doing neat ideas like this!

[@serket261]

This new editing is so fun I love it

[@Sjahko_]

WTF like more people said the editing was insane on this video. Besides, of course the really funny content and jokes and chemistry. Always a joy to watch your videos

[@muse-icality5554]

@12:53 the way max shrugs like "bruh, TODAY??" XD

[@0ipatchz]

Just gotta say i love the videos you guys post thx for the entertainment

[@HzrdHaze]

Had a good hearty laugh at the dad whipping you with the infused belt 😂

[@doug-core8850]

Piss belt

[@SatirerXIII]

it does Poison damage

[@thexnut3582]

16:47 The way Darcy just morphs after drinking that tea is gold!

[@Marrciie]

love this vid so much, also find it so funny how chad just negotiates out of his punishments and max doesnt care

[@yungNIGGA.]

Ok

[@mexicansamba]

20:18 I love how they each got an effect for their words but when max said cracker it was just him😂😂

[@thenickseditious]

You guys rule. You've never changed and it's clear as day you two are genuinely still close friends after years of quality content. Cheers boys

[@steffamariex]

I’m so sad at the missed opportunity for rum ham but also I love seeing them in pain. Keep it up 🤘🏻

[@joostvermeulen5141]

I thought the excact same thing

[@thisperson2505]

RUM HAM!!!

[@beaurenleo4048]

Cold ones production quality has improved so much over the years

[@ihnikun]

24:32 Max contemplating whether he should spit it out or not is telling lmfaoooooo

[@mushyfrogg3544]

Max saying he doesn’t think eating warheads and drinking his drink isn’t good for him when he’s literally drank glue 💀

[@CosmicWolfPack]

Max whipping around the infused leather belt and putting it on was fucking hilarious

[@doug-core8850]

Aye can i get a welt belt from cool shirtz

[@YW2324]

So gross id have gagged

[@ultimativlenny9378]

Love the bowling animations!

[@CallMeMofa]

The editing is awesome! Nice video

[@gamefreaks101]

Would honestly like to see more Darcy in the show, he brings a grounding energy to the chaos.

[@mohound6535]

Whoever edited this did a fantastic job, hope they can continue to edit future videos

[@nathan-qcueparsons268]

I thought the "Super Effective!" damage sound from Pokémon bit was pretty creative.

[@GetIsekaid]

​@@nathan-qcueparsons268Loved that one!

[@okRegan]

this is the best edited video on the cold ones channel by far

[@xdka826]

Editing was top notch good job

[@terrakor]

The Tea flash back trippy editing was superb. Perfect 5/7

[@leeroy6638]

These boys keep getting better and better

[@dr.emmettbrown9359]

Watching this while sick really just puts you in the zone for the experience of drinking horrid mixes

[@uncletrucky]

Darcys acting as the grog was impeccable

[@flyingcow9491]

Surely the final drink should have been a jungle juice cocktail of all of the infusions for whoever lost the guesses

[@vocexseta]

That would've been amazing. See what flavor dominated the rest.

[@Heladio54]

This is the only KZbin video I've watched today that hasn't immediately bombarded me with two ads. This is also the best KZbin video I've watched today. Love you guys. Been watching since before the channel was called cold ones. Massive legends frfr💙💙💙

[@RosieIsPink]

i love you guys ✨

[@adios2011]

Please make a cold ones movie ! You guys are too funny ! The scene of you two sitting in in the bus looked so funny and I imagined right away dumb and dumber movie style / half baked with you two alcoholics 😅

[@W34RD07]

I can't stop watching cold ones. You guys are always on!

[@Timboyxxx]

OMG, that super effective sound effect... Idk why my brain thought "thats seriously the most brilliant thing I have ever heard". so fkn good.. The editing in Cold Ones episodes is seriously some of the best comedic editing on KZbin. Although, the more subtle editing is what counts the most. Get that balance and I would consider it potentially award winning :P

[@BrTrdOw3n]

The acid and shroom visuals are on point😂

[@jorgelechuga4502]

Bro max freaking SENDS IT! I love it 😂😂

[@adamjones771]

Good luck on the launch of Grog! guys. I don't drink anymore but I live vicariously thru this show. Thanks so much for all the entertainment.

[@snvvbl]

i love max's "why the hell am i doing this and why is it so funny" smile

[@b-rax]

Whoever edits their videos is a magician

[@thezimra9429]

gotta do more of these

[@beangod2389]

would LOVE a sequel to this, maybe even with some footage of the brews being selected/put together. Thanks for a smile today lads :)

[@flyingcow9491]

Darcy has one on his channel of the infusion process

[@Dontcareintheslightest]

I love you guys keep it up can’t wait to get some grog

[@deeplw3482]

Love the new edits

[@ch._3205]

the editing in this one is so insanely good

[@Robert_Meier]

One of the best episodes I’ve seen recently. Loved the happy and goofy vibes.

[@StormTheBlank]

There is so much 3D animation and tracking in this video. Props to the editor

[@scotchramune]

editing was craaazy good

[@kowan100]

Your editor is absolutely phenomenal

[@KngMaxwell]

always a good day when alcoholic good mythical morning uploads

[@TorenMiller-mt2vk]

Max carried this episode 😂man is to funny😂

[@microsplat250]

Watching coldones is just like watching a group of friends drinking a yogurt that was fermenting in a locker

[@caydawg4893]

is this from personal experience?

[@blackhole.son94]

“That’s the bean” and a grainy ss of Max gripping that singular bean in his fingers would make a cool shirt