We Drank AI's Horrible Cocktail Ideas

[@coldones]

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[@gshhsbshznjsksjsk3927]

no

[@jezzat3778]

I have no moniecan I hav free shirt

[@bigworm3828]

Life is Roblox

[@Telic]

gimme free

[@gabedutton5898]

Where the fuck u get these ai from lmfaooo

[@TheAwkwardBear]

Watching max and Chad slowly fade away and become even more madly unhinged is always entertaining

[@Tacticalsnails]

Nah man max and chad are on fire rn

[@g__a__c461]

@@TacticalsnailsI think he means them getting drunk bro

[@beantreats]

i AM the liquor

[@grayson1487]

THEY NEVER DISAPPOINT

[@rogeliorocha7221]

It’s scary to think how horrifically foul that Mario cocktail must have tasted for MAX to spit it out that fast

[@nyapurrr]

fr

[@Neymarinet]

the man has eaten glue so that drink would probably kill most humans

[@SandwichGlitch]

​@@Neymarinetonly sick, old people and children 🚸

[@Aaron-zu3xn]

the GearHead is liquor and cooking oil that's gonna give you awful shites about 2-3 hrs into your night

[@poorlymadeproduction]

that ai mario did look pretty effed up

[@codex3455]

Max’s ability to consume anything will always impress me

[@harborwolf22]

I lost it when he choked and spit

[@luffyd.monkey6367]

I’ve seen this same comment on like every single video

[@windolite]

Human garbage disposal

[@Juan-wo7zu]

Max’s ability to consume anything will always impress me

[@Juan-wo7zu]

Max’s ability to consume anything will always impress me

[@MegaMaxiboi]

Those AI intros have absolutely sent me, I'm crying. Every video your editors take it a step further. So so impressed.

[@lifedocumented3944]

I just want to wacth people edit these videos. its always so entertaining.

[@neesan9962]

Okay.. max gobbing both cherries with the speed of a toddler got a chuckle outta me 😂

[@stevensilver2880]

That shit felt like Kung fu panda

[@bruceistired]

their adamant refusal to adhere by a single rating system is why I keep coming back to the show

[@batt3ryac1d]

A matcha martini could totally work if you approached it like an espresso martini instead of an actual martini like the AI did.

[@salmontan]

There's a place that does this near me and it's great yeah

[@pickle2636]

like making a matcha liquer or something else?

[@jacksondurie2704]

@@pickle2636 vanilla vodka so it's a sweet martini. and Chocolate powder as a garnish

[@toddbuttshine4730]

I'm sure you get this a lot, but shut up

[@tiffisnotnormal]

​@jacksondurie2704 white chocolate liquor would work too!

[@flaggboi]

So you're telling me a robot fried this drink?

[@Nanuks_Fun_Zone]

No the drink fried the robot silly

[@masutashinobi]

I still just don’t get it… are you really telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

[@SquidwardTentacles225]

That was such a reach of a joke😭😭

[@gato6214]

im walkin heereee

[@bill-or-somthingbill4390]

Bartender got at least one of the recipes wrong. See if you can find which one.

[@vinireclama]

The "Fentanyl Poland" I died with this bit, you have no clue 😂😂😂

[@beanzvidz]

20:49 “Is that the moon that the america’s put on the fuckin… moon?” 💀💀💀

[@clydeconnorquillin9284]

I love watching cold ones with my pals, max and chad.

[@אוריאברהם-כ8ח]

Moc an clod

[@saladcuck855]

Yea I love rach and bac

[@Jchch6666]

Bali

[@miauomiauo]

Everybody in the comment section wishes they had friends

[@jack.h99]

Rankin-Bass

[@cartoonseany]

can’t believe they got Mr Beast himself to come on the show and endorse drunk driving

[@Humineral]

pluh

[@WeaponizedMarijuana]

@@Humineral well said

[@Hydro-od2rt]

That dude will do anything for money

[@1Slo5ooh]

@@HumineralPLUH

[@gamingcentury5114]

Jeremy clarkson endorsed drunk driving

[@Uberwenis]

I love Max, and I'm so glad I don't have to look after him when he's drinking

[@animeforlife12]

Exactly how i feel 😂😂

[@duckygibson2075]

God me too 😂 he seems like a nightmare, but also entertaining

[@martyjehovah]

Rule number 1 for drunk sitting Max: under no circumstances should you or anyone else comment on anything being "gross" or "dangerous" to consume. Breaking this rule will compel drunk Max to immediately consume the gross/dangerous thing, and he will be finished consuming it in its entirety before you even start moving to stop him.

[@nathanaelflinn1432]

Whoever said “max is immune to poison damage and chad is immune to physical damage” is onto something

[@HeiroSect]

12:42 Thank you Darcy for making the Spaghettaboutit joke, as I thought I was going to have an aneurysm waiting for Max to get there

[@OneClickWonder]

If "The Cereal Killer" doesn't become a breakfast staple, I will be disappointed in society

[@eddiejrej1999]

It’s a real drink lol

[@kingvood_5831]

I love drinking in the morning for my breakfast

[@OneClickWonder]

@@kingvood_5831 it's always 5'o clock somewhere

[@lifedocumented3944]

the step that americans needed for breakfast, alcohol in cereal to start the day.

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@lifedocumented3944real

[@rorimoon4285]

Max biting the spaghetti so delicately then immediately throwing up 😂

[@Memu_]

He didn't even throw up

[@bamaboni]

I can never decide whether max is shortening or extending his life with the staff he ingests

[@carolean282]

Didn't know max was a cannibal

[@kyojinhoyo5976]

nice

[@quentinh3140]

@@carolean282 Max is actually 85 years old but he consumes an intern every week to stay young, actually quite surprised you didnt know this yet.

[@freedomofspeech2867]

stuff*

[@321findus]

​@@freedomofspeech2867*stiff

[@Patrick.Weightman]

I love how the spaghetti carbonara martini had only a single ounce of alcohol in the entire thing There was literally more egg than vodka

[@ch._3205]

the way max was hugging chad at the end.. so sweet man

[@Nybomys]

Seeing them chugging the last drink with absinthe in it, not a chance they evaded the vomit comet after that

[@BigMuddz]

I did think it was a bit risky letting them slam it

[@Merrick_mob]

Yeah for sure and they already sounded drunk asf

[@MrMarttivainaa]

@@Merrick_mob It's fun to imagine this was filmed at noon-ish and they vomited like fire hoses, took a nap and went for more drinks in the evening lmao

[@groyperfuhr4871]

the last drink is just an adios mofo basically, plus you gotta remember they drink heavily anyways they probably have after video methods to avoid sickness

[@dthbdbsfgh]

@@groyperfuhr4871trust me man there’s nothing they could have done to avoid what happened to them after this vid lol

[@darkhandz]

THE EDITOR IS ALWAYS INSANE WTF GIVE THAT MAN A RAISE!!!!

[@dontbelong]

different editor this video but still very good yes

[@mightyeagle2817]

I feel like it’s a bit over edited but maybe I’m just us d to the unedited Patreon vids

[@kmpoffc]

@@mightyeagle2817 you're not the only one

[@MrMarttivainaa]

@@mightyeagle2817 Could just be different tastes. Personally I love the schizo editing and it feels like this one went above and beyond.

[@AltevBaka]

Nah it’s way too over the top. Tasteful edits make funny moments funnier. Spaz edits the entire time are just distracting and stale and brings the entire video down.

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@miguel_1323]

These AI voiced transitions are amazing additions to the videos. They are killing it with the editing in these videos

[@ItZoTom]

The Sonic Adventure 2 music @15:20 hit me with instant nostalgia. Haven’t heard it in so long!

[@creypink5929]

I love the amount of cake shots we are getting from the bartender

[@thelunaman]

ayo?

[@XxXSkylezXxX]

@@thelunaman aYO

[@scribojello3778]

I wouldnt mind a slice, that's for sure

[@selectionn]

i was gonna comment this who gave him permission to show up on camera with a whole bakery strapped to his back

[@Zathrain]

I scrolled for so fucking long to find a comment like this fr

[@UpscaleDude]

The fact that they actually follow through with it, is absolutely astonishing

[@southparkfirefly]

I love how Scott is basically their mom constantly shouting at them not to knock glasses over and to keep their hands to themselves. A mom or a cat owner anyway...

[@Crazycarnz]

That was Darcy not Scott

[@scarlettsimmons589]

Where is Scott recently?

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

​@@scarlettsimmons589coolin brah

[@brightfox5040]

Round of applause for Jess for making these nice drinks so that these phenomenal alcoholic gentlemen can consume them.

[@heyyyitstheman]

this is their best episode yet i can't believe they got all those famous people to cameo and introduce the cocktails they even brought my boy billy mays back for this one

[@Xaon45]

I love that these two never changed, and they're still as popular as ever.

[@lifedocumented3944]

and still has drunk as ever.

[@Hey-Its-Tech]

Max's Ability to eat anything somehow catches me off guard, even all these years later having seen him eat some horrible things prior

[@jakepassolt9640]

He made a cake with his stomache

[@selectionn]

nothing intimidates you when you have eaten a cake made of human hair

[@math1ass10]

I love the extensive editing difrences between all of the videos. Makes em all feel so unique.

[@Sun_of_Atlas]

i love how when max chugs something and his posture straightens and looks more comfortable

[@Helios--]

the AI dialogue is hilarious props to whoever wrote it

[@Slayer-sq6ou]

Max basically drinks everything that’s fluidly

[@vinceb8123]

Max could probably drink plasma at this point

[@SaLaDmAn.]

​@@vinceb8123wdym could probably did you not see the twitter vid?

[@Camroc37]

I am fluid in over three million genders

[@lifedocumented3944]

you should wacth his old vids. he tried to drink solids before. didnt work

[@Celestial97]

Hang on now that cereal killer looked pretty good

[@alticia]

If you enjoyed that cocktail, i can highly recommend checking out the breakfast cereal episode on How to Drink. Greg, the host of that show, made a bunch of cocktails themed around similar premise, but those were made using actual experience and not just creating something ai spit out

[@L0zza]

Wait...let him cook

[@ehhellomypotatoe3155]

​@@alticiaty

[@noctuality]

Gotta love their honest and consistent scoring

[@babyybatter]

nothing makes me genuinely happy as much as max and chad and alcohol

[@legendarygamer-s5p]

Carnival Cocktail: 1 1/2 oz Cuervo Gold Tequila, 1/2 oz orange curacao, 1/2 oz pineapple juice, 1 tsp grenadine. Shake all ingredients except grenadine in a shaker with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and float grenadine on top. It's a fruity and sweet cocktail that tastes like a night at the carnival! The grenadine floated on top gives it a fun touch too.

[@amy_lou1589]

I love watching max drink something alcoholic and then glitch but act like nothing happened 🤧

[@RobinHood-sl3zk]

Last time I was this early to a Cold Ones Video, they weren't drunk yet.

[@sticklyboi]

thats bullshit, when are they ever sober

[@mfkenopium]

What

[@pimpanzee882]

Real

[@Hank-gq9ff]

No

[@johnorwhatever8652]

4:45 They included the fennel pollen in the swamp water drink because as we all know fennel is a type of onion and ogres are like onions so this whole drink was an omage to Shrek, genius.

[@Xander11185]

The use of ai for to announce the drinks was actually so good. The "first you clean your room for Peterson was hilarious

[@ThomasThorr]

7:27 why was jared from subway chasing a 6 inch through the smoke 😂

[@MetamorphicTTV]

this episode was a masterpiece. so much sonic adventure 2 music, the kingdom hearts spun "let him cook", the god damn cereal killer? im making that tomorrow, absolutely have to try it. it honestly just feels so good seeing max do stupid shit for 20 minutes. to the editor and the team: thank you all for the amazing shit yall do

[@GemDobson]

Hi! Do you know by any chance where the song that they use is from? 0:40

[@thereallifesaiyan]

​@@GemDobsonPizza Delivery from Spider-Man 2!

[@scoutscope12]

the AI actually making decent drinks was unexpected for sure okay i take it back the mario drink was a monstrosity

[@Alex-zh3up]

Actually horrendous

[@SuperUndeadReaper]

The editing never ceases to amaze me

[@Dottol-]

I don't know, recently I'm finding it's been over edited and just too much

[@rileystratton6772]

The production value + Max and Chad make this one of the best channels on YT

[@prophetofgoodevil6783]

Not only is this channel always entertaining but man i absolutely love the video game music in the background. So lovely and nostalgic

[@left4milkk]

Darcy: says joke 12:44 Max: 🏎️🛞🔥

[@SteampunkHorse]

‘Twas quite the wheeze

[@peneee9790]

We need grog in the uk. Im desperate to taste max and chads juices

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

Max Juice, a Chad Juice, or just have whatever is squeezed out of the carpet at the end of an episode?

[@darkninja236]

Or the juices that come out of the sides of their rolls of blubba n pain?

[@HenryKlausEsq.]

Taste like leg

[@lifedocumented3944]

As an 19 year old american, I craze max and chads juices every day.

[@chrism4841]

Top Gear actually made a drink in an episode that was made in a V8 engine powered blender. It was advertised as a V8 mans smoothie/cocktail so it had beef on the bone, bovril (beef stock basically), chilli and tabasco before it was finished off with a brick "for added bite*

[@caseyhamm4292]

i love how i only watch these when i’m fruity af so i can just keep watching them over and over like brand new

[@caseyhamm4292]

bro epic comment who tf left it lol

[@Steelermill]

This is the one channel I can't get enough of, plus the editing is amazing. Big ups to them

[@therealtony2009]

I love the little editing bits you guys do where weird stuff happens in like the background, its always really funny. Jimmy yeast. Jimmy feast.

[@The_Unflushable]

just take a moment to realise how funny and great these effects/edits are

[@Steelermill]

I said the same in my comment. it's been insane the last few months. AI is making it easier to do things like that.

[@gamingcentury5114]

We need more of this bartender NOW

[@gagegerdeman648]

absolutely love the editors background music choice. Love the old sonic bops please give that person a raise Max. Id ask chad but I doubt he is allowed to mess with payroll

[@boomshockalocka8390]

I hope the editor is compensated well for his talent! unsung hero 💯

[@mamodokod]

Its a good day when Scott lets the boys out the Cellar.

[@sekinlink]

Hello cold one! I can only speak for myself. But I really enjoyed this video, it has less of the overbearing editing I've seen recently in the other videos. I appreciate pulling back on how long some of the editorial bits are (even tho they are all edited very well)

[@MicroOrganism]

Max's journey through the years holy shit mane.

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

This video is a testament to how scary AI is getting Also that bit where Chad turned into Bender was great

[@qfurgie]

they should’ve put that petrol alcohol from the highest percentage alc video in the Gearhead drink

[@CommandaInChief]

The editing is on point, Holy Fuck! I love this episode

[@ShamalamaPwnge]

Wow. I am continuously blown away by the animations and editing. I'm also blown away at the fact that I'm watching two other men get drunk while I get drunk.

[@johnathanflannagan2407]

Having a whole Bender animation just for the bit is crazy, i love it.

[@SouthParkStudio]

Billy May's doesn't get enough recognition these days

[@fleecefoxes6471]

"How fruity are you? Oil." Freaking wonderful

[@ravenjade9068]

The editing on these videos is getting top tier 🤣🤣🤣

[@flaggboi]

Never knew Joji had 1 year of Bartending experience

[@Nixolodeon]

love the sonic adventure 2 music used here. never thought i'd hear the chao lobby music anywhere but the game itself

[@HorseJoint]

This has to be the most CREATIVE channel on YT. Seriously. This channel GOATED.

[@Jack0dollar]

These editors need a serious pay raise.

[@leelee1248]

Editor is amazing. He even animated, very under appreciated.

[@shayreilly7943]

He is amazing but he didn't animate he used an AI software for voices and video 🫡

[@NeoAemaeth]

Damn these ai voices are almost indistinguishable from the originals except for the overall tempo. Crazy 😂

[@TerryFromAccounts]

Well, apart from Clarkson

[@HunterStrickland-z1u]

These two always remind me of my uncle and dad when they're wasted

[@MrBananabomber123]

yoo that bender animation was sick!!!

[@liamwiltshire3400]

AI cameos were so well written, and the boys were on form. Fantastic vid lads 👌 edit; ‘It’s AI Mario’ probably a good call lol

[@WigneyR]

5:23 it feels like the AI thought because he drives fast he must talk fast 😂

[@junipersolis]

Max really is the Link of Cold Ones. The scoring is peak. I love this shit. Thank you boys.

[@BentleeWillis-y5z]

THE EDITOR IS ALWAYS INSANE WTF GIVE THAT MAN A RAISE!!!!. Max biting the spaghetti so delicately then immediately throwing up .

[@TheTruthAndLight]

That scene where Chad was tryna get Max to combine the Flavors of the beetroot and Martini was a real Ratatouille moment😂😂 "nah it's pretty good"

[@MissParamoreNerd1]

13:02 cake 🎂

[@3301-w5d]

The editing on this Cold Ones episode was seriously funny and amazing haha. And compliments very well our two amazing hosts

[@LamarqMarcutte]

Chad losing the cherry made me think of Po losing all his dumplings to master Shifu

[@SteampunkHorse]

LMAO

[@DeanLamb]

"I am bald" had me dying 😂

[@Xnate13X]

Been watching Max throw up random crap in videos for over 10 years now.. He's the only one I can watch do that without feeling grossed out, lmao, it's entertaining XD

[@johnpaskell4431]

I love the AI transitions into the next drink!

[@lillithlavey7203]

I can’t drink anymore because of health issues, I live vicariously through these gentlemen. I miss alcohol so bad…

[@spodefollower]

To be fair, you didn’t see the part after where max is violently ill and throwing up everywhere (no way he’s not barfing after being that drunk and slamming that whole last drink)

[@armytrainer]

@@spodefollower You dont know how much alcohol these two process weekly , I wouldnt be surprised if they drank more after the video ends

[@GCOSBenbow]

Why does 5:40 just sound like Boris Johnson; literally nothing like Jeremy Clarkson though

[@Henerz1000]

Max’ commitment to consuming dodgy stuff will always be the funniest part of any video.

[@TheAwkwardBanana]

This show is the only happiness I have in life

[@apxprdtr_mge]

Same. Hang in there bro.

[@BlazeIsBOSS]

the life you have is the life you chose. start making healthier choices and exercising more and take control, you got this

[@carolean282]

​@@BlazeIsBOSSone step forward and you can be released from this suffering

[@MrTuneslol]

Another fuckin mint video from the bois. You're tellin me a AI spoke this text? When you gonna get Wubby back on? ❤❤❤

[@W0RDBIGBIRD]

"To include some Jimmy yeast for your Jimmy feast" yea ok never mind lets cancel AI

[@G_susss]

One of the best cold ones episode to this day

[@Und3adNigthmar3]

I love how you can literally see how much the last one hit max instantly, hard xD absinthe is freakin' scary^^

[@JoAnyj]

this video is great but still not enough Jess, though my favorite part is 7:24