Don't Blend These Things...

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Cold Ones

Cold Ones

Күн бұрын

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@thelastsamurai3497
@thelastsamurai3497 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe they blended the hard-drive with Max's Japan vlogs as well
@mother5472
@mother5472 3 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha 😂
@johnericgobaton4068
@johnericgobaton4068 3 жыл бұрын
bruh
@cinephile_jay
@cinephile_jay 3 жыл бұрын
Did they never get uploaded?
@tamamonomae7465
@tamamonomae7465 3 жыл бұрын
@@cinephile_jay no never they're trapped in the maxvoid
@jah5390
@jah5390 3 жыл бұрын
Joji vlogs
@maxmoefoePokemon
@maxmoefoePokemon 3 жыл бұрын
Why did you blend the Pokemon cards? Despicable
@The_Google_User
@The_Google_User 3 жыл бұрын
Eat my arms
@colchin3282
@colchin3282 3 жыл бұрын
jeff
@charliep4680
@charliep4680 3 жыл бұрын
Why does this only have 17 likes lol
@stevefromtarget1569
@stevefromtarget1569 3 жыл бұрын
amongus
@calebmoody7473
@calebmoody7473 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine you had a charizard
@HowToBasic
@HowToBasic 3 жыл бұрын
Should have put your bulbs in the blender
@MusicMeltsReal
@MusicMeltsReal 3 жыл бұрын
egg
@josiahfillingham4885
@josiahfillingham4885 3 жыл бұрын
egg
@thezucc2478
@thezucc2478 3 жыл бұрын
Egg
@alenokta8122
@alenokta8122 3 жыл бұрын
egg
@Badinjava
@Badinjava 3 жыл бұрын
Balls
@IchiJewSan
@IchiJewSan 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of toxic fumes that they inhaled in this one episode probably did more damage to his lungs than the vapes.
@umlau9910
@umlau9910 3 жыл бұрын
seriously. that vape blender was legitimately toxic.
@alexiswye2825
@alexiswye2825 2 жыл бұрын
I think they forgot about the literal battery that vapes have
@Sniperboy5551
@Sniperboy5551 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah as far as I can tell from the studies they’ve done so far, vapes are pretty harmless compared to stuff like butane (from the lighters) or lithium/cadmium/god knows what (from the batteries)
@newp0rt
@newp0rt Жыл бұрын
@@Sniperboy5551 100%. taking a big huff of lithium batteries was far worse than however long vaping chad ever did. one of the worst things you can breathe in like that.
@DaveSmith-pc4ul
@DaveSmith-pc4ul Жыл бұрын
Yea bro breathed in battery fumes
@yobrayen2947
@yobrayen2947 3 жыл бұрын
When things get boring, watching Chad waterboarding Elmo never will be.
@EdwardGordington
@EdwardGordington 3 жыл бұрын
is english your first language?
@_.sbeatle_.9060
@_.sbeatle_.9060 3 жыл бұрын
@@EdwardGordington the English is fine mate, can you read?
@edv.3788
@edv.3788 3 жыл бұрын
@@_.sbeatle_.9060 can you?
@mgm105
@mgm105 3 жыл бұрын
@@edv.3788 I know I sure can’t.
@tommangan7
@tommangan7 3 жыл бұрын
That's apple juice boarding
@leomozsik9765
@leomozsik9765 3 жыл бұрын
“That is the most disgusting smell ive smelled from a food object”~the man behind hair cake, vomit cake and human cake
@ipodman371
@ipodman371 3 жыл бұрын
thats how you know hes a credible source on the matter
@GarrettsGear
@GarrettsGear 3 жыл бұрын
That was not food back in the day.
@oliverlastname6120
@oliverlastname6120 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the rotten chicken was worse than that
@kedrshr1mp6
@kedrshr1mp6 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what i was thinking
@marodoix4090
@marodoix4090 3 жыл бұрын
memories...
@leafy.k
@leafy.k 3 жыл бұрын
The whole Elmo blending part was nightmare fuel. Elmo is immortal but can’t regenerate, you better watch out Chad & Max. He will seek revenge & haunt you...
@BettiePagan
@BettiePagan 3 жыл бұрын
The Child’s Play sequel we didn’t know we needed
@AngelRuiz-so9dk
@AngelRuiz-so9dk 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I can't stop laughing
@superfupahecc
@superfupahecc 3 жыл бұрын
im telling you rn hes gunna turn into a pickle and its gunna be the funniest shit youll ever see
@Edboy33
@Edboy33 3 жыл бұрын
Elmo didn’t kill him self
@letsgetbetterfrank6152
@letsgetbetterfrank6152 3 жыл бұрын
Can I tell you something, my 3yo nephew was watching with like “no, Elmo kaka now :(“
@flyntgrantham207
@flyntgrantham207 3 жыл бұрын
Damn it man, I was just about to blend these exact items too but luckily this informative KZbin documentation has prevented that. Thank Cold Ones
@Ave_Satana666
@Ave_Satana666 11 ай бұрын
2 years waiting for a comment is crazyyyyy
@pedromendez4163
@pedromendez4163 3 жыл бұрын
Should do a “can you microwave this” episode, used to love that show
@Zephyr616
@Zephyr616 3 жыл бұрын
They need a tin foil shield to protect their nuts, cuz no one wants roasted nuts
@WARDEATHFUN
@WARDEATHFUN 3 жыл бұрын
Is it a good idea to microwave this... before they finally microwaved everything.
@elebit56
@elebit56 3 жыл бұрын
Don't encourage them...but also yes
@NicoKurse
@NicoKurse 3 жыл бұрын
They will burn the whole fucking office
@Zephyr616
@Zephyr616 3 жыл бұрын
@@NicoKurse nah I think it'd be fine. I mean just look at TylerTube, you'd think he'd have burnt his garage down by now 😂
@saccoli4919
@saccoli4919 3 жыл бұрын
They should’ve put Elmo out of his misery. He’s going to live a life of infinate pain. He survived, yes, but at the cost of a fate beyond death. Having to listen to cold ones for eternity
@harrygoodchild4563
@harrygoodchild4563 3 жыл бұрын
Chad really said welcome to the machine
@rustywwibayonet4313
@rustywwibayonet4313 3 жыл бұрын
those pieces of demonic shit are indestructible, you would only be causing it more suffering, which is what it deserves
@vaffeldog
@vaffeldog 3 жыл бұрын
holy fucking shit that whole elmo part was simultaneously some of the funniest shit i've ever seen and the most horrifying
@Xoct232
@Xoct232 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@dr.president6702
@dr.president6702 3 жыл бұрын
Advertisement when wild nowadays
@mudsludge
@mudsludge 3 жыл бұрын
it was painful to watch
@chickenwingnut9217
@chickenwingnut9217 3 жыл бұрын
FR
@wilmaaiakraulen148
@wilmaaiakraulen148 3 жыл бұрын
Thats what im here for
@jdmmike7225
@jdmmike7225 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Max hides behind the cardboard cutout like it would actually stop some fast moving shrapnel LMFAO 😂😂
@DolanDarker
@DolanDarker 3 жыл бұрын
Elmo will have his revenge one day
@colstonish2168
@colstonish2168 3 жыл бұрын
hmm no likes
@personnn
@personnn 3 жыл бұрын
is pyro's next vid petscop 2 tell me now
@神の人-f2k
@神の人-f2k 3 жыл бұрын
He sure will my favourite duck
@LucasChosen
@LucasChosen 3 жыл бұрын
shut up?
@unnamed9238
@unnamed9238 3 жыл бұрын
Elmo
@theskiff
@theskiff 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Max is always scared by the stupid shit Chad does, but then Max will go ahead and do even more stupid shit.
@killar1one
@killar1one 3 жыл бұрын
he’s probs shitting it that chad is gonna fuck it up lmao
@RasinBram
@RasinBram 3 жыл бұрын
Fax
@cnutsack
@cnutsack 3 жыл бұрын
He took cover when they were blending a plush toy, but not when they were blending light bulbs.
@Musical_Nero
@Musical_Nero 3 жыл бұрын
The duality of max
@Custly
@Custly 3 жыл бұрын
True, max would be scared of the safest science experiment, but would drink a gallon of glue no problem
@MattXShaver
@MattXShaver 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever edits this needs to know that it’s fantastic and YES I do rewind to watch even the split-second edits you’re making. Keep it up lol
@squidgama
@squidgama 3 жыл бұрын
SO TRUE
@nomadhermit6538
@nomadhermit6538 3 жыл бұрын
It’s prezoh/Scott they try to be funny on Twitter
@captainwhitworth
@captainwhitworth 3 жыл бұрын
Took the words right out of my mouth. Serious dedication with this editor.
@icecreamwasabi
@icecreamwasabi 3 жыл бұрын
The editor sometimes makes enough edits that are so funny that I start cry laughing.
@vtv123here6
@vtv123here6 3 жыл бұрын
shut up
@daddysmurf5744
@daddysmurf5744 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of times I've seen Chad burn himself over the years and yell "HOT" is truly impressive
@markwick11
@markwick11 3 жыл бұрын
it's like when your a kid and you make "potions" just from random crap you find around the house.
@Cuznz
@Cuznz 3 жыл бұрын
3 different body washes, some shampoo, some toothpaste, bit of moisture or other bottled products and BOOM - I made something I can smell, mix with my finger to see if it changes colour, to then rinse and repeat a few days later. the life of a youngn
@peacefulbeatsforrealhumans8379
@peacefulbeatsforrealhumans8379 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cuznz epic
@INCARNIE
@INCARNIE 3 жыл бұрын
_they actually start making potions_
@cooldud7071
@cooldud7071 3 жыл бұрын
jerma
@cyokoh
@cyokoh 3 жыл бұрын
I remember putting an eraser in 💀
@Mojukie
@Mojukie 3 жыл бұрын
Chad really does live up to Anything4Views willing to lose his whole ass hand and start a fire in order to blend Tickle Me Elmo and lightbulbs
@Zrdsmia
@Zrdsmia 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone talking about elmo but no one talking about chad quitting vaping we proud man
@strayfix8865
@strayfix8865 3 жыл бұрын
by blending the non-rechargeable vape
@eggroll5523
@eggroll5523 3 жыл бұрын
@@strayfix8865 it’s recharge able if you take the bottom off and snip the cord of a iPhone and put the red wire to the red part of the battery and the black to the black part of the battery and I’m drunk
@eggroll5523
@eggroll5523 3 жыл бұрын
@@julioestrada3111 yep I’m even more drunk I thought you were talking about panda feet
@eggroll5523
@eggroll5523 3 жыл бұрын
@@julioestrada3111 yo carts are fucking epic I want one rn
@forgottensoldier1564
@forgottensoldier1564 3 жыл бұрын
@@eggroll5523 cringe
@ctshaffer1999
@ctshaffer1999 2 жыл бұрын
Max getting upset at Chad for breaking the melon ball is extremely ironic
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse Жыл бұрын
Finally Bouncing bubble recipe
@eemelimeemeli
@eemelimeemeli 3 жыл бұрын
"Today we're asking the age old question" "Will it blend?" "Let's talk about that"
@yotoyloko
@yotoyloko 3 жыл бұрын
"Is it a good idea to microwave this?"
@calebmoody7473
@calebmoody7473 3 жыл бұрын
This isn't gmm
@BRGRPAUL
@BRGRPAUL 3 жыл бұрын
@@yotoyloko That was such a good fucking series. I watched it all the time when I was younger.
@lewisperez6469
@lewisperez6469 3 жыл бұрын
@@yotoyloko we view the experiment through a aluminum covered door 😆
@yankis.
@yankis. 3 жыл бұрын
Rhett and Link on meth
@SuperMega
@SuperMega 3 жыл бұрын
y'all so goofy LOL xD keep it up!
@Hymensintact
@Hymensintact 3 жыл бұрын
So....uuhhhh. You guys wanna blend some stuff for our entertainment as well?
@natamurran7046
@natamurran7046 3 жыл бұрын
Nice new pants
@8_cat._.hat_8
@8_cat._.hat_8 3 жыл бұрын
Hi mat hi ryan please stop commenting on their videos as they are cool and you are not. My child (he is autistic) saw your comment and it made him cry and punch his head🤕. Please stop being so uncool thank you
@8_cat._.hat_8
@8_cat._.hat_8 3 жыл бұрын
Also please do a lets play of halo ce
@miserymachine-ry7618
@miserymachine-ry7618 3 жыл бұрын
sir.
@BC_0706
@BC_0706 3 жыл бұрын
Max: Will eat vomit cake Also max: Wont eat apple seeds Makes sense
@fishbowlheretic
@fishbowlheretic 3 жыл бұрын
you have to set the bar somewhere.
@benedictcumbersnatched7735
@benedictcumbersnatched7735 3 жыл бұрын
There’s cyanide in apple seeds lol
@23as23100
@23as23100 3 жыл бұрын
@@benedictcumbersnatched7735 you would have to eat a full cup of Apple seeds to die from it though
@swaghettimemeballs4420
@swaghettimemeballs4420 3 жыл бұрын
@@23as23100 200, to be exact.
@punkboypurree
@punkboypurree 3 жыл бұрын
@@swaghettimemeballs4420 so 199 is the limit? good to know...
@maceface2892
@maceface2892 Жыл бұрын
The editing on these Cold Ones videos is top notch. It's not overly edited but just enough at the right times to enhance the funny
@gibuz
@gibuz 3 жыл бұрын
i accidentally blinked and missed 30 hours of editing
@Calilou52
@Calilou52 3 жыл бұрын
Ever watched a Twomad video? Lmao
@juanmanuel2002
@juanmanuel2002 3 жыл бұрын
F
@funnycaption5240
@funnycaption5240 3 жыл бұрын
@@Calilou52 Pretty sure he used to edit these actually before he did his own stuff more seriously
@ghostinng274
@ghostinng274 3 жыл бұрын
@@Calilou52 twomad edited this one and I think a few other videos like this. He replaced prezoh for a bit if I remember right.
@geforcegtx10606gb
@geforcegtx10606gb 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghostinng274 prezoh edited this one
@dmg3691
@dmg3691 3 жыл бұрын
Mom: "go hangout with the next door neighbor" The next door neighbor: Chad
@PluckyBoat
@PluckyBoat 3 жыл бұрын
"Get your kid one of these things" "Not the blender" LMAO
@jeksewnoleeray1020
@jeksewnoleeray1020 3 жыл бұрын
George saying "dying slow" at 4:28 as they slowly rip him apart killed me
@tormentedsoul5641
@tormentedsoul5641 3 жыл бұрын
blender full of battery acid: *exists* Max: BREATHE THAT IN BREATH THAT IN
@dalecarnegie4440
@dalecarnegie4440 3 жыл бұрын
Max: Can we smoke that?
@slimeballslatty
@slimeballslatty 3 жыл бұрын
lemme smacc that 🤣
@kedrshr1mp6
@kedrshr1mp6 3 жыл бұрын
Vapes don't use lead acid battery's, blender was full of lithium.
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse Жыл бұрын
Max to Chad, a recovering vape addict, referring to the toxic fumes of a blended vape: BREATHE THAT IN, BREATHE THAT IN
@jarjarsenpai8235
@jarjarsenpai8235 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it when elmo started tap dancing in the blender while singing
@Ru77ian
@Ru77ian 3 жыл бұрын
funniest edit of the video imho
@decadeguerra7493
@decadeguerra7493 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@boykandut23
@boykandut23 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna see these guys do a "will it microwave" and just straight up microwaving lighters and other stuff
@alexspander7798
@alexspander7798 3 жыл бұрын
theres a youtube channel called is it a good idea to microwave this. made around the same time as will it blend
@goosepaw8828
@goosepaw8828 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexspander7798 wow i totally forgot about that, i used to watch their videos as a kid !
@alexspander7798
@alexspander7798 3 жыл бұрын
@@goosepaw8828 i promptly started watching their videos again after commenting this haha
@milesedgeworth132
@milesedgeworth132 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually dangerous. If they decided to smash the microwave and fuck around with it they might activate the magnetron without shielding and just give themselves super cancer.
@octopusgaming9706
@octopusgaming9706 3 жыл бұрын
Microwave a hand grenade
@zaspthesmall3254
@zaspthesmall3254 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a video of them cleaning all the stuff up after the shoots.
@donnadanielsen9411
@donnadanielsen9411 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@rickharrison1887
@rickharrison1887 3 жыл бұрын
4:45 “that tickles” George said in defiance to the torture as Max held what was left of his mangled body
@yadezm
@yadezm 3 жыл бұрын
brutal
@mrfosilman
@mrfosilman 3 жыл бұрын
4:42 "Oink Oink" *Translation:* "You mere mortals really thought a blender was going to be enough against me?"
@playerhateroftheyear1084
@playerhateroftheyear1084 3 жыл бұрын
Admirable comrade. Did not give in to the portly Australian capitalists
@squidwardtortellini4982
@squidwardtortellini4982 2 жыл бұрын
George and Elmo were cackling at the pathetic attempts on their lives that Max and Chad made
@Finntendo
@Finntendo 3 жыл бұрын
I actually got scared when Chad put his hand in the blender.
@MacetazzOpina
@MacetazzOpina 3 жыл бұрын
I know me too haha
@hotspidicey
@hotspidicey 3 жыл бұрын
i mean i wouldn’t put it past him to put a hand in a blender for a bit so i was legit scared
@MakersMuse
@MakersMuse 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't think elmo could be more tortured after what Michael Reeves did... I was wrong 😭
@theboi6358
@theboi6358 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5jKoZufhbaAmM0
@madeinmicrosoftpaint
@madeinmicrosoftpaint 3 жыл бұрын
@@theboi6358 stfu
@SlyHikari03
@SlyHikari03 3 жыл бұрын
We don’t trust Michael Reeves
@E-Recktable
@E-Recktable 3 жыл бұрын
@@SlyHikari03 good
@Babyteef
@Babyteef 3 жыл бұрын
Have you SEEN what rhett and link did with the sucker?
@Alex-to5vx
@Alex-to5vx 3 жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining George's execution as canon lore for toy story, imagine if two Australian bogans were just chucking Andy and the toys into blenders while sloshed
@nickmiller9305
@nickmiller9305 3 жыл бұрын
I don't care how long it would take. One day, I would love to see Eric Andre on cold ones.
@frozone2366
@frozone2366 3 жыл бұрын
Good idea
@lord_toker
@lord_toker 3 жыл бұрын
@@davedoesthingsdreaded i dont like you
@sulfurical7439
@sulfurical7439 3 жыл бұрын
As much of a chance as Joji
@kill3rbamb146
@kill3rbamb146 3 жыл бұрын
@@lord_toker lol
@Subsistence69
@Subsistence69 3 жыл бұрын
Thiisss
@FakeFromYoutube
@FakeFromYoutube 3 жыл бұрын
How tf did Chad make it to adulthood with all ten fingers
@bvgthor6356
@bvgthor6356 3 жыл бұрын
Is Malfoy done with moaning myrtle in the hufflepuff bathroom yet
@supafance92
@supafance92 3 жыл бұрын
a man's work is never done
@george5040
@george5040 3 жыл бұрын
asking for a friend
@colete888
@colete888 3 жыл бұрын
the sex was poggers
@zeb4269
@zeb4269 3 жыл бұрын
After he was done with moaning Myrtle in the hufflepuff bathroom, it was just Myrtle! And she gave him 'The HogWarts'!
@BleachedPeehole
@BleachedPeehole 3 жыл бұрын
Childhood ruined
@eyedflea904
@eyedflea904 3 жыл бұрын
When Elmo comes back to life and blends up chad in a industrial woodcutter I’ll be waiting
@bbradinator9735
@bbradinator9735 3 жыл бұрын
The tap dancing Elmo part was one of the best things I’ve ever watched
@lordbored2706
@lordbored2706 3 жыл бұрын
I cackled!
@BellumCarroll
@BellumCarroll 3 жыл бұрын
It was disturbingly hilarious
@bigmoneyswager
@bigmoneyswager 3 жыл бұрын
9:12 like chad didn’t literally just blend a vape with a lithium battery in it 🤣
@Niceri98
@Niceri98 3 жыл бұрын
Brother...?
@azztastic1257
@azztastic1257 3 жыл бұрын
Omg it’s da roach dogg jr
@MatchRugz
@MatchRugz 3 жыл бұрын
"may i never subdue myself with this toxic shit ever again" -proceeds to burn and smell a lithium battery
@LetErEat
@LetErEat 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks, love your videos guys!
@YungGupta
@YungGupta 3 жыл бұрын
6:34 This video is a massive meme but big props to you Chad! Not easy to get off nicotine and I'm proud if you big boy.
@Cuznz
@Cuznz 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks my man
@YungGupta
@YungGupta 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cuznz got you my man
@cooldud7071
@cooldud7071 3 жыл бұрын
I'm proud too, now instead of nicotine he takes 200mg of edibles every six hours.
@NepSpoon
@NepSpoon 3 жыл бұрын
Memes and jokes aside, that Elmo is actually really high quality holy shit
@hastymemes2641
@hastymemes2641 3 жыл бұрын
3:30 'GIVE ME THE PIG' naww man cheers to the editor for making me laugh lmfao
@Issadog
@Issadog 2 жыл бұрын
These guys aren’t living past 35 in any possible universe, quality content
@junohypot
@junohypot 3 жыл бұрын
chad: ''i have officially quit vaping!'' also chad: **inhales toxic metal and plastic chemicals all at once**
@RetroJ3000
@RetroJ3000 3 жыл бұрын
Chad: rips the blender off the base without turning it off "THIS BREAKS SO EASILY!"
@GoddessRubyJade
@GoddessRubyJade 3 жыл бұрын
The way I read this comment just as that part of the video played 😂
@chrisa.nylander7013
@chrisa.nylander7013 3 жыл бұрын
12:44 I love how they just look at each other and they're like "yeah"
@venom_1072
@venom_1072 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder why all those anti smoking and vaping organization don't use this in their ads
@amandabunny22
@amandabunny22 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't want that its got cyanide" *throws entire apple in blender*
@AriaOrAries
@AriaOrAries 3 жыл бұрын
only have cyanide also you would have to eat 18 pounds of seeds to even get cyanide poisoning
@crocinsock8439
@crocinsock8439 3 жыл бұрын
@@AriaOrAries apple seeds have high amount of cyanide in them it would only take around 18 apples to produce enough cyanide to kill a man 👍
@jamalgs3388
@jamalgs3388 3 жыл бұрын
Cherries are the actual worry
@AriaOrAries
@AriaOrAries 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamalgs3388 your right about that also kale can kill you
@jamalgs3388
@jamalgs3388 3 жыл бұрын
@@AriaOrAries Kale! Noo not Kale too!
@Cyranek
@Cyranek 3 жыл бұрын
prezoh's editing accounts for 85% of my laughs
@Basilbreath
@Basilbreath 3 жыл бұрын
95%
@mariotijerina4322
@mariotijerina4322 3 жыл бұрын
@Primo Antonius Happy birthday man.
@smashyrashy
@smashyrashy 3 жыл бұрын
Thats harsh on the boys but maybe if you learned to edit your videos might actually be watchable
@J1mmyM1Lk
@J1mmyM1Lk 3 жыл бұрын
Fr the tap dancing was a stroke of genius
@squidgama
@squidgama 3 жыл бұрын
@@Basilbreath 97%
@MADExotix
@MADExotix 3 жыл бұрын
Max: remembers that there’s cyanide in fruit seeds. Max: forgets to core the apples
@manuelp7472
@manuelp7472 3 жыл бұрын
You think you're smart, but you clearly aren't.
@arcaedias
@arcaedias 3 жыл бұрын
@@manuelp7472 talking to yourself bud?
@Angels510
@Angels510 3 жыл бұрын
@@manuelp7472 Kinda ironic since you obviously typed this out in perfect grammar to try and show how smart you are... Kinda sad...
@ausgoonbag6904
@ausgoonbag6904 2 жыл бұрын
i dont get how max is afraid of this but would happily eat anything anyone puts in front of him
@thicctronic619
@thicctronic619 3 жыл бұрын
Inventor of blender: I wonder what tasty things people will make in the future People in the future: Elmo smoothie
@Printermechanic
@Printermechanic 3 жыл бұрын
no one: max and chad: execute him, he oinked
@nas9229
@nas9229 3 жыл бұрын
Wow saying no one made your comment so funny! Adds so much honestly. Smart boy!
@christianspangler
@christianspangler 3 жыл бұрын
@@nas9229 the irony
@Printermechanic
@Printermechanic 3 жыл бұрын
@@nas9229 sarcasm?
@gen-zhippie2203
@gen-zhippie2203 3 жыл бұрын
Max and Chad are hilarious but like 50% of these video's comedic value is in the editing, give that man a raise!
@Aswodel
@Aswodel 2 жыл бұрын
I almost got radiation poisoning from just looking at you guys blend those glowsticks...
@danesmith5840
@danesmith5840 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so early chad is still sober
@animecrunchtime
@animecrunchtime 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think anyone can be that early for anything.
@CamCorder55
@CamCorder55 3 жыл бұрын
@@animecrunchtime never ever
@marak_
@marak_ 3 жыл бұрын
bold of you to assume that chad is ever truly sober
@calebangell77
@calebangell77 3 жыл бұрын
You're 13 years early?
@ferench1145
@ferench1145 3 жыл бұрын
I mean it's probably for the best considering what they're doing
@gwwah5381
@gwwah5381 3 жыл бұрын
Please give whoever is cleaning this mess up a raise. They deserve it after this
@luiscordova1365
@luiscordova1365 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing will be scarier than half of Elmo’s face gone saying “i want to dance with you” 😭😭
@lullsbaby9321
@lullsbaby9321 3 жыл бұрын
Chad (on vaping): "May I never subdue myself to this toxic shit again." Drinks alcohol for a living. What a legend. Pure legend.
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse Жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@mattisj.419
@mattisj.419 3 жыл бұрын
The editing really peaked on this one "Gimme the Pig, I'm open" got me good
@squidgama
@squidgama 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO
@gen-zhippie2203
@gen-zhippie2203 3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly, who's the editor again? He needs more credit, Max and Chad are hilarious but like 50% of these video's comedic value is in the editing
@mattisj.419
@mattisj.419 3 жыл бұрын
@@gen-zhippie2203 says it in the Description, it's prezoh, i absolutely agree he must be putting so much time into the editing but they actually mention him quite a lot in comparison to other edit heavy channels. Twomad did the editing sometimes too
@gen-zhippie2203
@gen-zhippie2203 3 жыл бұрын
@@mattisj.419 Yeah that's right, I remember them saying prezoh now. It is nice that they mention him as much as they do
@Lofimanify
@Lofimanify 3 жыл бұрын
So they just assumed that the mechanical lighters wouldn't produce a spark upon physical contact with the blades? Great content as usual, boiiiz
@MrRob_
@MrRob_ 3 жыл бұрын
Now we have to see an “Elmo in the blender” cool shirt
@madasonmarietuggle6222
@madasonmarietuggle6222 3 жыл бұрын
I second this
@MangleBaBy
@MangleBaBy 3 жыл бұрын
I can hear him saying this
@letsgetbetterfrank6152
@letsgetbetterfrank6152 3 жыл бұрын
Blender me elmos
@MZ-qo7zz
@MZ-qo7zz 3 жыл бұрын
Blended Elmo Bottom text
@chrismich8228
@chrismich8228 3 жыл бұрын
whoever edits these vids is amazing at setting the vibe for each segment
@xilepelota5999
@xilepelota5999 3 жыл бұрын
15:06 "That is THE most disguting smell I think I have smelt over food object" Keep in mind that this is the same guy that baked his own puke...
@trevor7355
@trevor7355 3 жыл бұрын
This smells worse than baked puke, that’s pretty fucking bad
@ItzRetz
@ItzRetz 3 жыл бұрын
"as a kid you'd huff the gunpowder" No Chad, I think it's just you who did that, and it explains a lot
@vapid6311
@vapid6311 3 жыл бұрын
oh, that's not the um, normal thing to do?
@eren-_
@eren-_ 3 жыл бұрын
Oh I absolutely did
@_allisonmccallum9506
@_allisonmccallum9506 3 жыл бұрын
Bro u didnt have a childhood
@presidentsocks
@presidentsocks 3 жыл бұрын
that’s the best part
@parthgupta8881
@parthgupta8881 3 жыл бұрын
Americans found this comment
@matteofaccin6636
@matteofaccin6636 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: "Two Australian alcoholics try to imitate the slow-mo guys but make the video actually fun to watch"
@andyroxwuzhere
@andyroxwuzhere 3 жыл бұрын
👍
@R3D-3Y3-B4ND1T
@R3D-3Y3-B4ND1T 3 жыл бұрын
@@dedpxl try to make it fun to watch, and succeed
@nicholasrodriguez1359
@nicholasrodriguez1359 3 жыл бұрын
3:40 "Dying slow" *The Shining music starts playing*
@lorenamartines41
@lorenamartines41 Жыл бұрын
He said Dinasour
@vivisemotions7666
@vivisemotions7666 3 жыл бұрын
The slowmoe bros really let themselves go. A shame:(
@swed4490
@swed4490 3 жыл бұрын
I know, after they started doing crack they really haven’t been the same. Sad really
@Frog276
@Frog276 3 жыл бұрын
“Theres a lot of debris” sounds so awful in the context of beverages
@Sleepy-yp4wx
@Sleepy-yp4wx 3 жыл бұрын
‘Do you want some water?’ ‘Yeah, sure’ ‘Ok lemme get you some’ *Goes into the kitchen* *Water filling up noises* ‘OHHH THATS A LOT OF DEBRIS’
@cloudplayzpokemon9897
@cloudplayzpokemon9897 3 жыл бұрын
I know your pfp
@tylermitchell5393
@tylermitchell5393 3 жыл бұрын
“Gimme the pig I’m open” *Chad catches Chad*
@NiceRage2009
@NiceRage2009 3 жыл бұрын
3.2 million nerds around the world just shed a tear when they blended the Pokémon cards. wAs tHeRe A cHaRzArD iN tHeRe?!?!
@smiff513
@smiff513 3 жыл бұрын
2:39 I hope the irony of this bloke saying Kobe while throwing a ball into spinning blades is not lost
@compactcelsius269
@compactcelsius269 3 жыл бұрын
fuck...
@collinsbuchanan4573
@collinsbuchanan4573 3 жыл бұрын
Omg lol
@perkynaanaa6237
@perkynaanaa6237 3 жыл бұрын
ahahahahahaha good shit
@nathanatkinson8100
@nathanatkinson8100 3 жыл бұрын
*chad chucks in lighter and goes to press turn on blender* KZbin: time to advertise movie "Firestarter"!
@nolangrayson899
@nolangrayson899 3 жыл бұрын
Chad is a literal chad because he barely flinched throughout this whole thing and Max ran like a roach in the light
@eldrtch_3nt1ty12
@eldrtch_3nt1ty12 3 жыл бұрын
max skittered away like an intimidated insect
@ethan2090
@ethan2090 3 жыл бұрын
Why did you reply "Intimidated insect" is just worse writing than "roach in the light" You just made the same comment but shittier
@frankkummel
@frankkummel 3 жыл бұрын
"Im going to reblend the glowsticks" - A sentence I never expected to hear
@BinoLuvi
@BinoLuvi 3 жыл бұрын
I swear I could hear Gruntilda during that Banjo Kazooie cartridge blend: “Hurry, Chad Roberts, push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch!”
@baconeater4133
@baconeater4133 3 жыл бұрын
Okay
@TheNickleChick
@TheNickleChick 3 жыл бұрын
Do you mean "ooo ahhh errr uh ahh oo ah!!"
@BinoLuvi
@BinoLuvi 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheNickleChick exactly
@BinoLuvi
@BinoLuvi 3 жыл бұрын
@@baconeater4133 Jeff
@baconeater4133
@baconeater4133 3 жыл бұрын
@@BinoLuvi Understandable, have a nice day
@KamilHenri
@KamilHenri 3 жыл бұрын
"If we add more metal, the chances of there being a fire are more likely..." *Proceeds to add more lighters
@toastyboi6371
@toastyboi6371 3 жыл бұрын
oh yea its big brain time
@Thebes342
@Thebes342 2 жыл бұрын
Such a beautiful blend (no pun intended) of hysterical and disturbing in watching that Elmo being pulped and prodded into a blender…
@ACIDPANDAttv
@ACIDPANDAttv 3 жыл бұрын
All they were missing from the intro was *”Let’s talk about that”*
@zeedause5289
@zeedause5289 3 жыл бұрын
they spent so long asking "will it blend", they never stopped to ask, "should it blend?"
@spinach_broccoli
@spinach_broccoli 3 жыл бұрын
this show is becoming more and more like good mythical morning
@noahleach7690
@noahleach7690 3 жыл бұрын
better editing too
@bruh_busta
@bruh_busta 3 жыл бұрын
gmm but chaotic neutral
@abhinav2898
@abhinav2898 3 жыл бұрын
Non family friendly gmm with drunk hosts is what the world needs
@zenwave1051
@zenwave1051 3 жыл бұрын
Now I want to see Rhett and Link on cold ones
@ryanfirth1318
@ryanfirth1318 3 жыл бұрын
Good alcoholic morning
@ViciousKittyCat3
@ViciousKittyCat3 Жыл бұрын
The party poppers being blended sounded like a gieger counter. Finally. Radioactivity.
@BBK96
@BBK96 3 жыл бұрын
The editor had a field day with this one, my personal favorite is the fist of stank hittin Max in the nose
@squidgama
@squidgama 3 жыл бұрын
lmaoo and the part where Chad asks for the pig
@icecreamwasabi
@icecreamwasabi 3 жыл бұрын
@@squidgama finally somebody mentioned it, these edits got me deceeeeased
@14CJ
@14CJ 3 жыл бұрын
Elmo: let’s dance Chad: he’s being a smartass XD
@spookieolive
@spookieolive 3 жыл бұрын
"i think party poppers are an australian thing" everyone who isnt australian: ??????
@CadgerChristmasLightShow
@CadgerChristmasLightShow 3 жыл бұрын
spookieolive yeah lol they even call them the same thing we do in the US
@tastefullthickness
@tastefullthickness 3 жыл бұрын
@BahalaKa Iwankosayo YES!
@alyshamcalpine2238
@alyshamcalpine2238 3 жыл бұрын
@BahalaKa Iwankosayo yes lmfao, we also call them ‘jungle juice’
@carlruud8662
@carlruud8662 2 жыл бұрын
Cold Ones turn every bad day into a great one! just love it
@pancreasman6920
@pancreasman6920 3 жыл бұрын
The editing is crazy! Realy apreciate all the effort and the detail
@squidgama
@squidgama 3 жыл бұрын
TRUE, PREZOH IS INSANE
@sidsbackhand
@sidsbackhand 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever y’all blended the lightbulbs I could feel glass shards going into my eyes all the way over here
@nintendope8837
@nintendope8837 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite part was when Elmo was held hostage inside a blender
@Mimikins
@Mimikins 3 жыл бұрын
And Max finally found the rainbow Charizard. Now he just has to glue it back together.
@Slaephin
@Slaephin 3 жыл бұрын
I think the blender is a good representation of my brain, while Max and Chad are my brain cells.
@Starcatplays
@Starcatplays 3 жыл бұрын
Jorge gets legs chopped off, also Jorge "it tickles :)"
@EARFQ
@EARFQ 3 жыл бұрын
What’s up checkmark
@thedoctormedic3320
@thedoctormedic3320 3 жыл бұрын
I love how they definitely just walked through a dollar tree while just pouring random stuff into a cart
@slyumbreon6213
@slyumbreon6213 3 жыл бұрын
I wondered to myself who would watch something like this but then I smile with childish glee as they blend an Elmo toy
@icecreamwasabi
@icecreamwasabi 3 жыл бұрын
How is nobody talking about how when Chad asked for the pig to be tossed they edited a mini Chad to be tossed to Chad? Edit: 3:31 is the time stamp
@lordrathut
@lordrathut 3 жыл бұрын
I commented this too but deleted it because I wanted to make another comment without seeming incessant. Glad someone else brought it up
@criscobabe9134
@criscobabe9134 3 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite edit. Fucking gold.
@burnoutparadise4793
@burnoutparadise4793 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Alex-ji6ob
@Alex-ji6ob 3 жыл бұрын
The edits on their videos are god tier
@linkb00bz
@linkb00bz 3 жыл бұрын
@@criscobabe9134 it literally makes me laugh so hard every time
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