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[@coldones]

Are all your clothes ruined because you spilled beans on them? It happens to everyone! Get some new ones for 10% OFF with code "COLDONES" 👉 shirtz.cool/collections/recently-restocked I AM A CRAB BTW

[@joebalIs]

Alright

[@Saint-Justus]

crab aids

[@whitenoise0065]

13:06

[@zedpwner]

tell scott to restock the death metal hoodie

[@nutmanbrother2754]

I already bought merch but it's time to buy more

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@TokenTravis]

I love that little fella

[@BakaTaco]

Have you seen this little fella?

[@doug-core8850]

Look at this funny little fella

[@frankuraku5622]

(takes paper away)

[@tricklinerduckplayer5925]

I have little fella tattood on my chest😂

[@ItzRetz]

Max has a fucking stomach of steel and a nonexistent gag reflex, the man can eat anything like it's nothing, I guess all those milk challenges back in the day weren't for nothing

[@beantreats]

He's been known to gag here or there lmao

[@stefani.5737]

Once you go hair cake everything else is pretty mild.

[@sirllamaiii9708]

​@@beantreatsayo

[@rattatoui]

read through this whole comment thinking it was left by me two years ago

[@Volti-Vagra]

it wasnt for virality- *it was training*

[@wtfryxn]

genuinely concerned for chad and max's safety, blink twice if scott is putting you up to eating copious amounts of toxic chemicals

[@KenshinFanForever]

Scott is the one trying to stop them most of the time. Like a dad trying to stop their kids from swallowing glue

[@mickeyp8079]

@@KenshinFanForever that’s what he wants you to think

[@tsandethottiesupremocleo1896]

I feel that. Chad ate cement, which is basically Calcium Oxide that gets converted into Calcium Hydroxide upon hydration. CaOH is very caustic, hovering at a PH of between 12.8 and 13.5 depending on how much water is present in-situ. Meanwhile Max is likely gobbling down grams upon grams of carbonyl and cyano-compounds

[@TheNINJAFun]

@@tsandethottiesupremocleo1896 ye carbohydrates r bad i agree

[@pomelo9840]

Nah he can't let his investment die, yet.

[@kg3658]

I always find Max's utter disregard for his own clothes insane.

[@tedbeneke2838]

Literally, that varsity is like several hundred dollars and he just beans it up

[@sadmermaid]

@@tedbeneke2838 washing machine

[@beantreats]

@@sadmermaid -someone who's never used a washing machine

[@charlieking650]

I'd have utter disregard for clothes that look like that too

[@progeria7379]

@KG you’ll grow up, then you’ll understand

[@VinceWasTaken]

i don’t think they even drink anymore, they’ve inhaled enough fumes and chinese herbs to be belligerent without alcohol

[@darkfang25]

Max drank 2 shots in this vid

[@VinceWasTaken]

@@darkfang25 he also huffed toothbrush plastic

[@blankii333]

@@VinceWasTaken and silica from the concrete dust. Get that dank silicosis 🤌🤌

[@DRCHEESE387]

There are cases where scientists are finding traces of plastic in people because of what we consume or wear or whatever. Are these cases random or are they of people like Max who just straight up raw dog plastic?

[@tovarischshashlikov]

Maybe? Probably, I like your thinking either way

[@stenthesnake98]

Biomagnification of microplastics through the food web

[@skia-morph]

@@stenthesnake98 cheers bro I'll drink some BPA to that

[@juliamavroidi8601]

Humans do not ingest 8 pounds of plastic a year. Max from Cold Ones who ingests 8 tons of plastic a year is a statistical outlier and should not have been considered

[@beebob2877]

They’re random but I’d love to see the composition of their bodies, 50% Chinese plastic and cheap Australian brews

[@korpseknees]

God the editing in this series is phenomenal, always good for a chuckle.

[@4rtie]

Blame Prezoh

[@medplug4061]

Fr, moments like 7:53 always make me flinch a little

[@ktp01]

That's what you get for editing for Clint stevens for 4 years

[@AGoodTemp]

My belly hurts from the chuckle

[@spoonchad5686]

its prezoh, who is unfortuantley... gay...

[@ytr1um]

Picasso really be like "I not misogynist. I have woman friend."

[@skrrt-skrrt]

Meanwhile he was a violent rapist. He was like a typical modern-day brocialist.

[@rich3083]

@@skrrt-skrrt sounds about right kek

[@thegreatermuta5237]

Actually fucking flinched with Chad's eye @ 7:53

[@raulins100]

same, the edits are too good

[@SaltyWilly420]

Scared the shit out of me

[@blankii333]

Holy shit same

[@Dipsxi]

Most of the time the edits don't ever get me, but 7:53 gave me an adrenaline rush.

[@Nielsquake0]

xD same

[@benny5742]

Cold Ones never gets old, always something interesting.

[@4d3c2b1a]

It is getting old. Not as much drinking anymore. Too much dumb shit. Not enough interviews

[@masturcheef123]

Old ones

[@pyrax_1863]

@@4d3c2b1a there’s no interviews because of Covid my guy that’s why they stopped

[@johngamingmathshd4038]

Interviews are dirt everyone is in bits realistically this shit is the bomb just some stupid shit being reviewed love it best braindead shit on the site atm

[@higg4209]

@windsy there's no interviews because of Covid my guy that's why they stopped

[@meatydonut6477]

I’m convinced max has a layer of iron around his stomach. Dude eats stuff that should be a hospital ride

[@Am-Shak]

Not really

[@ohokayian]

They should do an episode with their dads and call it “Old Ones”

[@lesbianbush]

not funny

[@lesbianbush]

+ max is gay so he has no dad

[@dgmembernr]

that would be cool i think

[@davidzalesak9639]

They should do an episode where they shave their heads and call it "Bald Ones"

[@TurtleGamers1]

@@davidzalesak9639 They should do an episode where they say dumb shit and call it "Bold Ones"

[@ZoniesCoasters]

Projector thing actually works. It's just incredibly dim to the point where it takes your eyes a minute to adjust to it and you can not have ANY Outside light and you do need a larger magnifying glass.

[@TapMu5ic]

Yup, can confirm. I've used the shoebox projector to project images to the wall and then go stand in front of it. It's a cheap way to take some interesting pictures😊

[@e-tree]

Little Fella

[@6four7]

max and chad are pretty much just their own Jackass movie, they just need more persuasion

[@audreydoyle5268]

That's the magic of it: coercion.

[@nickname9001]

Cold Ones is the only channel that I will immediately stop what I'm doing and watch when a new vid drops.

[@brookie_kookies4787]

Pretty sure Max has stomach acid that could melt anything

[@angeldeviltears]

hes immortal

[@PMNS1995]

Yeah I agree, leadbelly would be too mild of a term for him, seems more like a black hole that can absorb anything

[@steelameba3906]

The way he eats hot shit is terrifying

[@Musical_Nero]

@@steelameba3906 eew gross when did he eat hot shit?

[@brookie_kookies4787]

@@PMNS1995 I swear, most of this stuff he eats kills children and adults from ingesting on the daily lol

[@thriftycos]

i’ve never been able to look at cement dog without scream laughing til i cried it’s been over a year since i’ve seen him so 4:00 sent me into hysterics

[@jansenart0]

7:00 this is literally how Kerbal Space Program got its start. The guy working for the Squad ad agency in Mexico City said he did this as a kid and wanted to make a video game about it, so they got a Unity devkit and started work.

[@Albino_Paleta]

I love how Max was instantly afraid of the flamethrower craft, when this man was ingesting plastic from a toothbrush through a tomato shortly before. Lmfao

[@ElCaptainAustralia]

One time when I ordered the Cucumber Joe shirt, somebody sent me a little square of cardboard with a smile drawn on it. I want to know who has done this, now.

[@carlies7660]

cucumber joe did it

[@kennycrane7050]

Was the head that had the smile oval? Maybe had sunglasses? Maybe it was a little fella...

[@flynnc-m560]

Would love to see Chad and max attempt at getting their first aid certificate

[@senseidrago8408]

Yes, finally new cold ones episode

[@themunkenswe]

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[@AxxLAfriku]

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear aen

[@sigggee]

@@AxxLAfriku you bet

[@big_pb]

@@AxxLAfriku you're past your prime

[@Flightsy]

i am farting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SwitchingReins]

Love that Chad was worried that the guy who ate part of the human cake would get sick from a slightly toxic tomato.

[@sweou]

I cannot express how much this channel (Max and Chad, A+ editors and the crazy shit you're up to) makes my fucking day. No other content ANYWHERE makes me so happy

[@neffy8850]

True. Maxmoefoe, Chad & Scott (and other production membs) are the only ones holding KZbin together for a lot of us.

[@leann4265]

Max will eat anything even if it’s not edible and potentially deadly, but bring *fire* into the picture and he’s OUT💀

[@willclark3921]

Showed my 7 year old and wife the mjni match rockets.. Didn't realise the eye poke came after.. Damn made us all jump 😂😂😂 Amazing as usual

[@BakaTaco]

I would not recommend showing your 7-year-old Cold Ones for reasons I think immediately obvious by watching any Cold Ones video. Hahaha

[@BakaTaco]

@Rozza Haha, I mean, you're not wrong mate!

[@cinnamontoastmeme]

@@BakaTaco man you're lame imma show this to my fetus when I'm pregnant.

[@EddieTristes]

9:50 How to basic's backstory

[@ranchurdhimster4955]

Video: toothpaste Max: That's disgusting Confirmed Max doesn't brush his teeth.

[@hallelsegel6517]

Also max: eats molten plastic

[@r3dwood87]

I have to give it to Scott with how he picks out the most bizarre but amazingly fucked up crafts 🖐🏻😭

[@chancebiz9961]

[@Sniperboy5551]

After I started binging this channel, it took me a few days to realize that Max is maxmoefoe. His 3L milk challenge was the shit back in the day, what a goddamn legend!

[@YerMate]

I did one of those projector shoe boxes for part of my visual arts diploma and they definitely work.... sort of. My phone doesnt allow my to lock the screen upside down, and unfortunately it needs to be upside down because the projection turns it back right side up. It worked for other things though, I faced it up at the ceiling with a video of jellyfish playing, veeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy nice, veeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeery purdy

[@OpenedParadox]

I'm impressed on whoever got the materials for these skits. WELL DONE

[@BasedChad]

Impressed with whoever cleans up all this too

[@masterjenkins632]

bruh its just called goin down to your local craft stores and bottle os hahaha not that deep

[@Hey_Jamie]

Eggs, foil, magnifying glass and flashlights?

[@bryn6844]

Why is it impressing?

[@e-tree]

@@masterjenkins632 it's also called most stores might not have it. Even you should be able to comprehend that with ease.

[@brenna8019]

im absolutely dying at the end of the gay picasso quote "he was a cannibal in that respect, he needed love" 15:42

[@xiaohuli27]

these videos never get old, and neither will Max if he keeps fucking eating plastic

[@e-tree]

Babies inhale plastic like Snoop Dogg

[@itsyaboy3870]

14:22 "This one is so easy " Instantly fucks up the first step by gluing the lighter upside-down

[@theskiff]

I think at this point it’s safe to assume that Max has Pica disorder.

[@tyshiaadams2339]

Max has a laugh that is both endearing…… yet malicious 🥰😳

[@e-tree]

Chad has a laugh that is contagious with no comparison.

[@helloyello182]

What a perfect gift to come home to: a new episode from my favorite podcast

[@e-tree]

Little Fella

[@dantdfd8271]

8:19 I respect that edit it’s so god damn perfect

[@prodzkrekz]

This show is pretty much the only thing i find funny and look forward to in life. Love you guys

[@bramdekleer2824]

You need a therapist no offense

[@prodzkrekz]

@@bramdekleer2824 and some hoes

[@MiuXiu]

@have a nice day 🌈 I hope you have a horrible day

[@e-tree]

@@bramdekleer2824 nobody asked for your input. No offense of course.

[@toastedman7497]

9:52 Chad literally planning to end Max's life and then max is just vibing next to him

[@badabingbadaboom406]

A new cold ones episode on my birthday??! The perfect gift 😎

[@koa755]

happy birthday bro

[@sirreginald3031]

happy birthday best wishes bro

[@paalaasengstubbrud3524]

Merry christmas, champ

[@Mr.Hatman]

happy birthday bro

[@xanny93]

Happy birdy🎊🐥🎉

[@gregaze]

that distant laugh at chads joke at 9:30

[@clairesv]

9:28

[@CraftingVegeto]

the only YT channel I actually watch since CowChop... FEED ME CONTENTTTTTTTTT 💖💖

[@kevindellatore]

This is like 1 of 2 that I actively wait and watch the videos ASAP

[@Chronx100]

Rip cowchop it will be missed

[@bruhdon4748]

Rip cowchop

[@Roseyfinchartworks]

Woah, that brought back memories I forgot I had

[@SlyTreeRat]

Off canny is pretty good the "new/old" cow chop mix

[@peter42liter93]

whenever max drops a “finally …” like at 13:28 its always the best shit of all time for me its like watching dora the explorer

[@Fwafy]

They really hit us with a 'Cement: that's conk creet baby!' in the year of our Lord 2022.

[@youraveragebinchicken6807]

14:17 missed opportunity for another explosion.

[@omomos]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it.

[@commanderpinkie7617]

It’s a funny little character

[@gavn6337]

Its got a little fella

[@ujbuoyk7659]

I love transitions like this one 14:41. I dont know why but it I just like it so much

[@jackconey5948]

you know its a good day when you hear coconut mall at the start of these vids

[@jdmmike7225]

10:30 That egg hurt so bad it turned Chad into a T-Rex for a few seconds LMAO.

[@WookieWarriorz]

the match one does actually work haha, we used to make little cardboard tanks as kids and put little match projectiles the barrel to shoot each other

[@MiuXiu]

They got it to work in the video though...

[@HOTD108_]

@@MiuXiu Omg, are you THE Ling?!?! Creator of the classic 'Dylan - I'm too Sexy'? I've been watching that video EVERY night before bed for 13 years now. I'm your number 1 fan!

[@Astoka]

“Aye they should make that an Olympic sport” I’m fuckin crying 🤣😂

[@greenreaper1985]

If I saw someone using that string phone case I'd do my very best to spit directly into their mouth

[@darkfang25]

Who hurt you?

[@HOTD108_]

@@darkfang25 Who didn't hurt you?

[@cadaver7334]

At 12:03 can we actually put all jokes aside and appreciate Chad actually genuinely concerned for Max? Sure he's drunk but eating toxic chemicals is still bad and they really care for one another even if it's a joke.

[@archerymidnight3422]

He ate part of the Human Cake. He's immune to all damage after that

[@charlieking650]

normal human compassion epic wholesome gamer moment

[@e-tree]

Maybe it's just called H u m a n I n s t i c t

[@MadderLive]

This is the content I LOVE to see. Well actually all content from Cold Ones is very difficult to not love.

[@proimsat]

Aaah I loved that first transition to the "live reaction" .. good editor!

[@Mr.0.Ramses]

Prezoh popping off with the edit once again

[@DemiX7X]

My lil fella bundle came in the mail two days ago! So happy it's so awesome and the clothes feel super quality, the gold card is awesome too

[@coomudoo]

everything about these videos reminds me of the good old days with the meme squad. It would almost be illegal to not get a reunion episode with the squad (Max,Ian,George,Fat,and HowtoBasic). Please scott use your powers to complete this task

[@321findus]

9:53 That is the face of a man that is using his every ounce of willpower to control his murderous rage.

[@jalaponolies6653]

please do more of this. this is iconic and cheap to do

[@vbRose17]

I’m concerned on how much I laughed at the door creaking clip 💀

[@hex_1733]

I'd never feel safe in the same room as them lmao

[@higg4209]

I'd never feel safe in the same room as them lmao

[@Mark-cd2xx]

I'd never feel safe in the same room as them lmao

[@Therealpseudonymous]

14:12 *That's one Aussie door*

[@deadlyalchemist397]

I love how Max and Chad can just say literally anything and it’s funny, I wish I had that talent

[@amandakrause9394]

The editing of the stick going in chad’s eye made me jump so high 😅😅😅

[@21cabbage93]

Max’s discography of memes is frightening

[@benshapiroeatscrack8865]

Excitebike 64 is in the background, and that is my first video game, and to this day, a favorite. I love you guys!

[@_emmaxx9]

The editing is always so good 😂😂

[@trampypoet]

Imagine coming home after a long day of editing just to hear that demonic door creak.

[@okok-sk2zq]

Whenever i watch cold ones, i feel like I'm also drunk Their content is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EdHadder]

Max And Chad Are Hilarious 😂😆🤣

[@alanastewart8348]

Got the worst news about my nan today. You guys definitely made me smile. Love you both ❤️

[@riegen.]

Never thought I would learn out about Picasso 10/10 an educational channel

[@painphantom4786]

Yessss more cold ones videos 😩😩😩

[@bdecampc]

The spirit of endless chaos always wins with Cold Ones. They just can’t help coming up with concepts that result in the death of all conceivable order and law

[@brograb898]

You guys are the funniest people on KZbin. Your content is drunk garbage with great editing-amazing.

[@theaggrivatedpineapple5927]

Chad: Has he gone fucking insane? Subtitles: had he funky inside?

[@TheKryptoNova]

Finally, new Cold Ones video

[@Smith_Xoz]

6:54 Let's g- *explosion* That's killed me 😂

[@ajanggocrazyyycblessfree7483]

7:30 ancient China discovers fireworks

[@tanyadefrancesco7060]

Your the best KZbinr ever I want your videos every day I watched 5 videos today

[@psychedeli_]

9:36 sure is creative lol

[@destinyhntr]

The fact Chad can't read but could verbatim repeat a super complicated list of instructions to make the home cinema thing shows he was made for hands-on stuff and building stuff. Meanwhile Chad is a lot better at academics. Interesting to see these little games show people's strengths (and weaknesses).

[@cjbarrow]

Every Cold Ones episode feels like walking into the special ed class

[@MiuXiu]

Hahah for real

[@robbutterill1426]

13:38 why is 5 minute crafts showing you how to make a home-made napalm launcher

[@zetoxic]

14:03 was unironically the funniest part of the video lmao

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

One of them always ends up hurt and crying in these videos. I think they each need to play separately for awhile.

[@beefykeith4225]

11:00 Ah yes, my favorite channel, five minute felonies

[@diedtmr]

14:57 Chad: Can we take a photo together : )? Max: No : |

[@alex-ny2mf]

0:35 "let me drink a beer" proceeds to drink whiskey

[@BrodyKramer]

Joji is a massive recording artist, Chad and Max have a very successful KZbin channel with a great podcast, Ian is making fucking documentaries. They grew up

[@phatrick]

max and chad haven’t grown up

[@BrodyKramer]

@@phatrick still successful as fuck

[@HOTD108_]

You must be a new fan or something because they've been HUGELY successful for almost a decade now, getting tens of millions of views even in their early days. Seriously dude, did you only just find out about these boys like a week ago or something?

[@rich3083]

@@HOTD108_ yeah I was on KZbin since it came out and I hadn't heard of these guys till 6-8 months ago tbh, I went through all their old channels dumbfounded and the type of content they did. So it's not uncommon for someone not to know

[@GetIsekaid]

​@@phatrick Yeah you are certainly a fine specimen of being grown up.

[@bababuilastname5354]

I almost cried when he dropped the beans on the varsity jacket it’s so fire

[@JNYRAII]

Whenever Chad is on screen I feel like I need to wipe a hair off my monitor

[@PeezOhChet]

The extension Chad put on his glasses @16:36 is gold hahaha

[@DolanDarker]

It is wearing a tuxedo

[@BruudaOsas]

Bruh