These "As Seen on TV" Fitness Products SUCK

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[@itzjobi]

Very cool

[@herestoustx6123]

Aye I like clothes.

[@JokeURL]

Hello!

[@notfrepo3903]

Cum

[@viva6927]

sick!

[@ContentNot]

Them actually dying laughing because the lady says Balls a bunch of time is the funniest thing

[@leslieadams7127]

First

[@Awzuki]

MY BAALLS

[@blubehriluv]

No they were laughing at the context of talking about the product like it was literally "my old balls". That's what Max explained after they started laughing

[@Notpoop906]

@@blubehriluv nope

[@kofalofa6648]

thanks for telling me i didnt know it was funny

[@jimmyd6268]

I love how every single items just falls apart if you just lightly push it

[@leslieadams7127]

First

[@trendybistro]

Just like my nana.

[@steamingpileofspaghetti9755]

Yeah as seen on TV products are like schoolastic bookfair stuff for adults.

[@tyleralan1470]

​@@steamingpileofspaghetti9755yeah but that stuff was at least a little bit cool

[@treemaster134]

I love how the makers of that hourglass thing literally just made a shitty corset and tried to market it like some genius alien tech.

[@landonlane8497]

That’s what I was thinking, like, this product literally exists and has existed since like the fuckin 1500s

[@jordon5555]

It looks and works exactly like my back brace 😂 just worn backwards 😂😂

[@pepparsYea]

i seen this be popular in latin countries but im not sure if its the same

[@marvelousball]

What do you mean bro it made chad normal. Billion dollar idea

[@junichiroyamashita]

​@@landonlane8497 i believe corsets may be even earlier,maybe medieval? Around 1300?

[@Thebes342]

Max: “That thing is actually like a torture device.” Also Max: “I kinda like it!”

[@Fitsz]

he is a masochist confirmed

[@zerotakis]

If Chad cant rip a shirt but can destroy someone's product, you know somethings up.

[@mace9138]

he just puts all his effort to make the product break, he was trying so hard on that powerless treadmill LOL

[@Slenderman454]

true

[@IzzyIsntReal]

No way dude; it’s THE roach dog jr!

[@anbthree786]

RoachdoggJr moment

[@rustedyoda7339]

@@mace9138 some how chad can run 20kph. thats impressive for someone that large.

[@cjbarrow]

I trust Chad with fitness more than i trust any other trainer on this planet

[@jamesrobson8308]

Same

[@xcccx5]

i’d say his fat is more on the medium side

[@brotherbootlegger1777]

Better than planet fitness to be sure

[@pantsmage970]

He should be a trainer for sure

[@drekimunr]

your name is spelled wrong

[@moratlis1087]

maxs “IM GOING WIRELESS” when he was running on the treadmill was probably the funniest thing i’ve seen

[@DNSL_]

I actually bought that shitty self-propelled treadmill at some point or whatever you call it, exactly like max says it's erratic and you can't walk for shit on it

[@spectorproductions_]

Mr Bones I want to get off your wild ride

[@OfficialCharles]

Can you repeat that in English?

[@Rutherf0rdBHayes]

What?

[@brewskie866]

@@Rutherf0rdBHayes simmer down

[@j946atFIVEFOUR88AA]

Daniels on Cold Ones podcast when???

[@brodym560]

I would sell my organs to have an hour version of Max and Chad laughing their asses off at the Myoballs product

[@thekidanttt203]

😂💯

[@blindi6326]

all of them?

[@alonehorse5339]

@@blindi6326 nah just his Myoballs

[@alibobble]

That’s the kinda content you get on the Patreon

[@awkn1565]

7:38 at 0.25 playback speed When he breaks the disc and a piece hits Yuri, you can see a look of sheer panic on Max's face and Chad just laughs lmao

[@VVRATHH]

That's Yuri

[@themarkham123]

Chads laugh hayhaha hayaha

[@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr]

@@themarkham123 hahhaha yeah Chad's laugh i cant take it xDDD

[@sforbesgocka]

who’s yuri

[@cameleopard42]

@@sforbesgocka yuri tarded goteem

[@bubfrog4805]

13:46 Max's face of terror as he says "that thing is a torture device" got me

[@juliamavroidi8601]

The astronaut bit is actually true. Thise electroshock devices are used in therapy, for people whocan barely move because they have been bedridden for months - or astronauts whose muscles have completely wasted away in zero gravity. They stimulate your muscles to help you regain strength when you're literally too weak to move on your own. They do not give you a sixpack.

[@jdw9]

I'm literally crying from laughing so hard at the My Balls product

[@kfcandwaterm3lon]

Same im fucking dying

[@joehenshall8735]

can we all just appreciate prezzo and his editing prowess. adds so much to these videos.

[@tristramlewis-stempel464]

was looking for this comment, this ep in particular it is just next level

[@migurushii941]

prezoh*

[@joehenshall8735]

@@migurushii941 apologies prezoh

[@migurushii941]

@@joehenshall8735 follow him on Twitter :^)

[@simmethaboi5232]

4:13

[@trash_dumplingg]

10:46 That foreshadowing

[@hibbijibbi]

I've been watching you guys for years and it makes me feel alot better to know that you are still making videos together it still spins me out you guys use to live close to me

[@FirehawkValkyrie]

Max and Chad cackling at the Myo Ball advert made my day.

[@leslieadams7127]

First

[@myname-mz3lo]

i was laughing that they thought it was a gimick gadget when sports people actually use them . athletes use foam rollers on the floor and the balls make it so that you dont need to rol on the floor. proof that they never seena gym before

[@petrl9838]

@@myname-mz3lo correct. But they kept an open mind and didn't just shit on everything, they said when they kinda liked certain things. Makes the video even more enjoyable

[@fixthat3269]

@@myname-mz3lo next product, myo shafts

[@alonehorse5339]

You should of put a heart rate monitor on Chad for this one 😂🤣

[@variaxi935]

That's an amazing idea lmaoo

[@ElectricalSwift]

Should have

[@Biffmin]

I love the videos like this where you guys both seem to be high energy and in a good mood.

[@shamblesandtact3726]

Please never stop making videos! You guys are hilarious I kept having to skip the video back because I was laughing so hard

[@ninadrury8239]

been one of the worst days I’ve had in months, this made it so much better. Thanks max & chad

[@lilithjade4363]

sending much love & positivity to you!!! i hope your days get better

[@sweet5304]

YAGMI

[@weedblaster2125]

enjoy the next 45 minutes😈

[@bazonga9085]

You a bady nina ditch your boy daxter for me

[@chelsea9493]

Honestly same. Had tears welling up in my eyes all morning at work. Luckily I work alone and wear a mask so no one could really tell what was going on. I'm slowly starting to feel better as the day progresses. It's quite alright to feel down sometimes, hope you feel better soon. 🙂

[@invaderperidot]

Finally! The boys are back to bring us the best content they can conjure.

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear iv

[@gaybrahamlinkoln5714]

What? Where'd they go? Seems like a regularly scheduled upload to me.

[@Roastanus]

I literally said FINALLY A NEW VID

[@invaderperidot]

@@gaybrahamlinkoln5714 It just feels like an eternity between Cold ones episodes, it's the content I most look forward to.

[@SpingotGoomer]

Finally, the boys are black

[@mel6045]

i found you guys last week and have binged watched every one of your videos. you guys are literally the funniest, please post more!!!

[@n8-kiss182]

SO ... i am sitting there waiting for youtube to tell me when the next episode of cold ones comes out. nop haven't see a notification for 3 months. glad to see you boys back

[@harveytaylor19]

Chads gonna be ripped if there’s a part 2

[@Mr.0.Ramses]

The alphabet mat, ripped shirts, headbands and ONLY as seen on tv products really adds to the whole 'personal trainer ad on Craigslist 4 cheap' feel this video has

[@MeghanLovesIceSkating]

I wasted my entire work day because I just discovered these guys and binge watched 7 hours of content… love that for me. Love that for y’all too.

[@ajtorresss]

caught covid, but this has made going through it wayyyy better love you two

[@dravinpendergrass1901]

When Chad was freaking out with the zappers on his arms I was freaking out, that might be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life

[@hampuswahlgren5952]

hahah try playing it at 0.25

[@afrochickenboy]

Chad dying everytime the lady said "myoballs" was amazing

[@urboi5540]

@@tolvoy8071 who shit in your cereal

[@liamdubalmusic]

@@tolvoy8071 Redditor alert

[@eviemiles8166]

I have only just discovered you guys on KZbin and you are the highlight of my days 🤣 Thankyou for the much needed laughs. You two lads and your team are great, thankyou lol

[@illpunchyouintheface9094]

You been under a rock for the past decade?

[@fly7990]

Can we take a moment to appreciate Prezoh's editing skills

[@flop_e2990]

8:40 cristiano ronaldo mustve been really hurtin for money

[@topkek1101]

Wtf seeing how easily the sleeves came off after I just ordered that shirt

[@froddobaggins]

You can copy his look

[@blvndr]

8:04 Max just really had a thought like „okay let me do the gayest thing possible rn”

[@thorium3737]

Iv had a shit couple of months. Lost friends due to a troll and have mt name totally dragged through the dirt. But good old Aussie humor makes my bleak and miserable like just that bit better for a few moments and makes me forget about reality for a little while and puts a sorely needed smile on my face. Thanks Max and Chad and the whole Cold Ones team.... you honestly do help people get through rough times

[@unkeldolan4550]

hearing "Chad, you fell off you fat bitch" within the first minute brings healing to my soul. Love this show.

[@scoootntootn689]

Fun medical fact: In neurology they often use small electro shocks on muscles to stimulate them and cause them to flex. So technically you’re working out your muscles if you get continues shocks on them

[@viktorvandaele7526]

Don’t they hover with magnetic and electric field around the braincells so EMK is induced thus leading to stimulation of the braincells. They use this as a treatment against dementia

[@Magooch86]

If it's not causing hypertrophy it's not doing anything, just flexing

[@neinja66469]

Homie muscle fibers have to actually BREAK to rebuild lmaooo hypertrophy is all ur gettin

[@ricedbroccoli]

How building muscle works, is you literally shred your muscle fibers so your body will grow more of them back on top of repairing the old ones. Little shocks will not destroy enough muscle fibers to see serious improvement

[@rorydowrick8848]

I’m always gassed to see you guys have posted a video! Makes my day! Keep doing what you’re doing 🤙🏼

[@skepticfiftyproductions]

In my opinion all of y’all’s videos are more interesting and more enjoyable than any other KZbin channel

[@rpgvincent8305]

The editor deserves a grammy

[@erikkuehne97]

Twomad

[@kopcode6346]

9:05 might be the most intense face i've ever seen Max make. Nothing but malicious and murderous intent behind those eyes.

[@leslieadams7127]

First

[@bangchanIover]

this has gotta be one of my fav cold ones vids

[@nunyabidness39982]

I've spent the last 4 months in rehab. I just got out again today. This has made my day so much better.

[@fuego4957]

Good job bro,👍

[@justvibingthroughlife917]

Im proud bro, I hope you go on to live a sober life

[@ironicugandan5826]

They should do a fan mail where they ask for the weirdest stuff people can find.

[@Gobbbbb]

they done that, I can't remember if they specifically asked for weird stuff, but they got weird stuff.

[@M..J..]

So many people are going to send a small piece of radioactive material as a joke, that it’ll add up to an actual lethal amount of radiation.

[@sewergang3460]

@@M..J.. That's actually fucking scary.

[@ash3415]

Rogelio Rocha i wanna meet cleo

[@Olyeet]

@@M..J.. Someone watched supermega 😁

[@joosewv]

I feel like you could get a lot more out of a single kettlebell than all of these products combined. At least that would make a decent door stop once you stop using it after a week. Great episode though. I felt like a child, in a good way, laughing at myo balls with you. Thanks for that. EDIT: I'll just leave 10:36 here for myself for a later date

[@reneesimones2737]

Oh yeah? I triple dog dare you to use the kettle bell as a cheek bone definer

[@BIGMANLOGJAM]

I think My Balls would make a decent doorstop.

[@lclocean1887]

Prezoh's editing is genuinely amazing

[@wolfbelkevitz621]

i’m so sick and when i saw this pop up on my youtube (i only use youtube to watch cold ones) it made me so so happy

[@colbyluongo8612]

9:24 That’s a funny little character. I like that

[@noonelikesyoucharlesdugan3581]

A little guy

[@ALEXISAGREIVER]

16:10 "I'm going wireless" HAHAHAHAHA

[@tylerkorven7290]

Rlly hope this channel never dies

[@Domospeed07]

It's almost time for a new boys, it's been 3 weeks

[@ibrdik]

4:40 HOLY SHIT, CHADNORMAL!

[@clairesv]

yuri is so funny 😭

[@AmasterfulJuice]

I really like how they took the time to spell out c*m on the carpet toy thingy.

[@Always_LaggginTTV]

“Pat and pending” bit was my favorite, good shit

[@squidjay9947]

You guys are my favorite! Hope you guys load more content!

[@sonyslyer9946]

Thanks Max & Chad for this video! It’s really amazing to see more on the channel, and honestly I need a laugh or two this year!

[@actionhouse3447]

“Stop I can’t feel my hands” the shear panic in his voice ahahahahahha

[@pigeoned]

this is the only youtube channel where the editing makes me laugh the same amount as the actual people shoutout to prezoh

[@Codyhdoyle]

The “Pat” and “Pending” definition on the screen made my day

[@luiscova9007]

Max: That thing is actually like a torture device... I kinda like it Chad: Yeah me too. Me: What?

[@xXx_CyberCrusader_xXx]

6:28

[@CK_5]

I’ve been waiting for more as seen on tv products for so long

[@BiS0urApple]

6:25 I actually blushed a little when max made those faces 😳💀😂

[@jolienberinghs1338]

How the hell didn't I know about you guys since yesterday? Like you make awesome content !!!! It's hilarious 😂

[@parkerpizzimenti7168]

It's always a good day when you have a new Cold Ones video with a cold one!

[@ToastyPyro]

Had a really bad week, but it always makes things better when coldones uploads a video. Thank you guys, for being with us in these rough times.

[@hanburber]

For Americans chad weighs 286 lbs

[@Daaninator]

now chad will have a sixpack in no time

[@BatcaveGoth1985]

Oh my god, such perfect timing. I'm not feeling too well and this video came out at the perfect time. Y'all are awesome.

[@anoxiaplink]

the jerma photo of him holding a small dog HELP 9:19

[@garrold7123]

two drunk men laughing about the word "ball". I want more of this content

[@andrewmohan8371]

Yous dying of laughter from the MyOBalls lady is a mood

[@athena-ml5he]

i’m so in love with Max it’s not even funny-

[@angelnetworks]

Max could call me an a ableist or homophobic slur and I'd thank him

[@athena-ml5he]

@@angelnetworks EXACTLY!!

[@CaptainWhitebeard]

16:05 - this feels like a throwback to the eggnog-treadmill - challenge on the maxmoefoe - channel.. the good ol' times :').

[@MeliiOsakiPokemon]

Am I the only one who hasn’t gotten my egg merch order fulfilled off of cool shirtz merch? I mean, my mom says I’m special but y’all making me feel left out if I’m the only one not wearing the egg stuffs.

[@mwoodall13]

At 3:30 I legit thought I was tripping out when her face started moving

[@MrDukeSilverr]

16:55 How does Chad fuck if this almost kills him??

[@yeahnah2851]

4:45 like a scene straight outta the Simpsons

[@soybean2694]

After finding out i have covid, I came here and you guys made the news not so bad 💜 Love yall Max and Chad

[@MindTired]

Missing you bros!

[@speddymuffin4174]

My god, I love your editors. They always add that little extra.

[@shamelesswatermelon]

You guys don't have to go so far to entertain us. We love you to bits regardless. The content you bring us all is so good :) thanks max, Chad and team!

[@religionisapoison2413]

fr, ballpark is not their goal. its bangers all day everyday. doesnt seem sustainable but damn if they can keep it i'm still in. i tune in every week. good comment!!!

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Speak for yourself

[@imogen5141]

6:26 was hilarious

[@daikaijuzilla]

Needed this, boys, love y’all and stay safe

[@Da6moose6]

This is amazing. The pure chaos of these two is gold.

[@ermijustdidurmom]

I was cleaning my room and during one of the ads I went out of my way to try and skip it but immediately realized it was part of the vieeo

[@clarytytv6788]

My girlfriend dumped me last week and you two are the only thing that’s made me smile since. Much love, boys.

[@Clergy4Life]

Watching Chad and Max start twitching while they talk about how they enjoy electric shocks is fucking gold

[@700pierwizard4]

11:43 that’s quality Prezo edit

[@thebullfish1997]

Honestly when I see you guys post something it makes my day so much bette

[@CHAIFishing]

13:39 I laughed so hard 😂😂

[@ahnikaroe]

Does anyone else see “c*m” in the floor letters at 0:10 ? 😂

[@milkep7544]

Chad freaking out when he couldn’t move his hands was the funniest thing I’ve seen this year 😭😭😭😭

[@chatman4998]

It just turned 2022 you’ll find something funnier

[@milkep7544]

@@chatman4998 still haven’t seen anything funnier

[@chatman4998]

@@milkep7544 sad

[@m1nshr00m]

@@milkep7544what about now in 2023?

[@tomas489]

I love you guys, please never stop

[@ThomasJackPotter]

Whoever edits these please know I fucking love you

[@emmat2276]

I'm ashamed to admit that I wanted one of those shakeweights as a kid after watching that Southpark episode making fun of them. Of course my mom wouldn't get one when it was on my Christmas list lol

[@skrrt-skrrt]

My high school math teacher got it for the meme and/or menopause. She let us try it. I remember it was a decent workout. I also might’ve done it wrong and injured my arms…

[@emmat2276]

@@skrrt-skrrt Watch these things blow up in popularity again from this video 🙃

[@frances9657]

11:58 Lmao I suffer from plantar fasciitis and Chad saying it sounds sexual killed me

[@andykeefer7876]

7:39 shows the 2 types of friends you'll have, the one that laughs when you get hurt, and the one who will ask if you're okay.

[@callumalexander1381]

Love the Jaw Toner outro. Gave me total CET in the HET vibes.