We Spent $5000 on FAKE Temu Products

[@coldones]

Drink Grog! 👉🏻 Grog.Shop & GET THE SHIRTS WE'RE WEARING for 10% off with code "COLDONES" 👉🏻 bit.ly/coolshirtzz

[@tigsgotscrum9995]

Aids

[@TheViralVideoVault0]

Sending love, thank you for always making entertaining content and keeping a smile on our faces ❤️

[@HenryIsBoredd]

DRINK GROG!!!

[@pjezzy3047]

Feeling groggy today

[@leptoad2145]

REAL (I am now an alcoholic )

[@SrPelo]

The old gods have decided Chad & Max can't have a middle east man mug

[@tmbmonson8352]

Funny animated screaming Mexican man

[@Eliswap]

holy shit srpelo spookymonth

[@_slimy_bastard_]

They are not worthy in the eyes of Allah

[@Mito-us8cr]

cold ones is officially haram content

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

if you ever get invited to cold ones, you should get them one as a gift, pelo

[@OKyoppa]

The autism tshirt, the fedora, the glasses, the WoW weapons, and a trumpet. Chad has become the ultimate redditor

[@squam7911]

dont forget the stink serum

[@hannahbell6314]

*Discord mod

[@lanzi7912]

@@hannahbell6314 there is no difference

[@walterrising4276]

He's built like one

[@puppetloser]

And the newborns

[@-_Music_Room_-]

Max's ability to spend unholy amounts of money only to break it all will never cease to amaze me

[@SilverbackGorilla69]

Guess it's a write off lol..

[@InsanityPlusOne]

I mean when the mofos are offered 600k from a strange asian site in an ad deal, they can afford to burn a few 100k

[@Zackaria_sMax]

It bugs me... there's poor kids starving in Africa, while these 2 are breaking R/C cars... either use the products or feed them to an Ethiopian!

[@narfmangaming75]

@@Zackaria_sMax😂

[@InsanityPlusOne]

I mean I'm not sure even a starving ethopian would eat an rc car, but yeh get the sentiment, if not the message@@Zackaria_sMax

[@thegees]

i love when they buy terrible cameras and use the footage. this was such a good episode

[@sexytrashbag]

I love how they put Japanese subtitles too

[@FelixHelix]

So late but the shot of him playing the handpan from the shitty camera really got me. 9:18

[@comradeurod9805]

​​@FelixHelix max nearly slipping on the trashcan at 8:31 is an honorably mention

[@trashfire1025]

7:48 i love the idea that max was so grossed out he could only shout curses in response

[@5b_c4ll3d_p4ul]

he sings them curses 😂

[@terriblyterrified8742]

it's his defense mechanism

[@h2oblivious]

​@@terriblyterrified8742 accurate lol

[@muzanjackson5199]

As a Chinese dude I have to thank you for supporting my uncles business

[@somebodyoutthere1931]

Whuk yo uncle

[@just.a.guy324]

Ramen noodles

[@zackmiramontez8772]

Finally, a new Cold Ones episode

[@e-unit1579]

“Finally, green slime”

[@madorison]

For real though

[@mychiawatros9992]

Right

[@caseyhamm4292]

finally cold ones

[@Dr_AcE_]

I was gonna say the same thing

[@seventhsn1pe]

Max unintentionally doing an accurate Tool cover on the steel drums

[@salamipastrami69]

Which song? I couldn't figure it out

[@coctilecrocodile1293]

I’m pretty sure it’s Vicarious

[@emprox1]

lmao it actually does sound like the vicarious intro

[@DARKARKANGELZ]

why does it kinda sound like Lights theme?

[@Ermagerdddrohernnnn]

Laterlalus

[@Snoozeritooooooos]

It’s good to see that even into their late 60’s, our friends at Cold Ones are still creating content for us to consume

[@belenramos8580]

9:20 max just casually playing a tool song

[@Not_james_hetfeild]

Really what song ? Or are you just joking

[@coctilecrocodile1293]

Not 100%, but I’m pretty sure it’s Vicarious

[@Not_james_hetfeild]

Ok thanks

[@Vysair]

i heard the marble machine at first

[@cameronriopel840]

Bruh I heard some hard Minecraft music

[@grimtv3218]

15:35 Pink Guy has really let himself go since Frank left...

[@haydennoecker3793]

At 18:23 amazes me because there is so many 1 second scenes of unexplained things that never come back around

[@bryces8153]

lmao gotta be able to write off all the dumb shit on taxes so it needs to be in the video

[@p0xygen]

​@@bryces8153the patreon vid is longer and they go through more

[@emmat2276]

That handpan drum is really nice, probably the best quality item you guys got which is crazy for a temu product. Darcy is keeping the hello kitty camera for sure.

[@lukamagicc]

Timestamp?

[@purobaudelaire]

​@@lukamagicc 9:20

[@Ianv14]

wtf his name is Dasi? i always thought it was Darcy said with their accents

[@NoodleVerse]

@@Ianv14 Pretty sure it is Darcy, maybe he just didn't know how it was spelt, could be im wrong too idk

[@emmat2276]

@@NoodleVerse I don't remember seeing his name spelled, but it sounds like Dasi when Max says it but when Chad is sober it's closer to Darcy and falls off to Dasi the more he drinks so it probably is Darcy and Max just says it like that to mess with him because it's an old English gender neutral name 🤷

[@wewya.]

6:32 i just lost it at darcy walking into frame

[@danaa-]

"OW THATS MY COCK THATS MY COCK" - Max

[@malthemadsen8022]

dude i just want you to know you get it XDDD im lauging my ass off

[@RedHotMessResell]

I don’t think if I’ve seen Max this sober in a looooooong time. 😂

[@lasagna1064]

Having Chad and max on the wrong sides of the table hurts my brain

[@zachskis819]

Nah seriously though

[@unitedrooster]

lmaoo i didn’t even notice 😂 i thought they looked a bit different

[@voidvisual]

finally, alternate dimension Cold Ones

[@audreydoyle5268]

I thought something was off

[@Dalmonigh]

Do they not switch in most vids? I don't even notice 9/10 times and I have autism.

[@gelgous]

Getting a temu ad before the video clearly shows Max and Chad are doing great things for the company

[@mrwri]

You guys could honestly make videos like this forever and I would watch every fucking one.

[@rga7099]

"the only ethical way to buy beast merch" honestly that aged pretty well

[@5b_c4ll3d_p4ul]

I can't when Chad eats the dried cricket at 7:48 and Max starts singing curses 😂

[@depressedfrog2]

This hello kitty camera is what people use to capture the "alien proof" footage

[@an0nym00se4]

8:08 litterally filmed in 2022 the production goes fast 🔥🔥🔥

[@riccardodellorto4267]

I thought it was a joke. It can't be a 18 months old video, right?

[@The_White]

@@riccardodellorto4267 Temu launched in 2022 September, and the big Temu ad wave was last year. 2022/06 can't be the date, because Temu didn't even exist then, and that's AFTER the items arrived, not when they ordered them. I think that camera is just shit...

[@toypadbotbots]

Well, it *is* a chinese knockoff

[@an0nym00se4]

@@toypadbotbots Well, it is a perfečt coverup

[@toypadbotbots]

@@an0nym00se4 well, that’s perfect.

[@kylespevak6781]

You guys getting trashed is my favorite. Do another paying Fiverr people, have them make music, and make it an album 😂

[@Slormplo]

I'd listen to it on spotify all the time

[@kylespevak6781]

@@Slormplo I love their absurdist humor. Technically I'm a Fiverr artist too, and I'd do whatever they'd send 😂

[@Selvanii]

that's actually a really good idea tho

[@NigelAnderson-iu2bs]

I still find myself singing the krongo song

[@moodfm5673]

they do that at the end of the year to burn patreon money as a tax write off

[@JallenSandusky]

I take a break from Cold Ones on accident every now and again and i come back crying laughing You guys are the best

[@jjOnceAgain]

1:06 that aged amazingly

[@bradenmitchell5565]

max knew.

[@namesurname3257]

Not really, they talk about mr beast all the time

[@obamastolemyvcr1446]

3:37 I absolutely love the subtle call backs to old vids

[@stilt2209]

Wdym old videos like old cold one videos or old 2017 vids

[@jamesclarke2110]

I loved it when Max gave Chad a big ol’ kiss in this one

[@jadeyxboox]

Chad was made to be at a Steampunk convention. Max ended up looking like he belongs in an IMVU lobby

[@majaullt]

this is so accurate lmao

[@chrismorris99]

I literally get so excited every time I see a new cold ones episode is posted. Sometimes I wish I’d never seen them so I could rewatch the magic of these videos from a fresh perspective lol

[@Panicbear]

17:49 had me dead “geT the FuCk oUtA mY FaCe”

[@MattXShaver]

max breaking the second sheikh mug broke ME

[@theirishman759]

Chad turned into Nightwing for like .2 seconds before thwacking the side of his head with the staff.

[@pedrobarra555]

14:15 Chad looking like the final boss of Discord moderation

[@PalaceIV]

I was literally crying with laughter when Chad put on the pink suit and started dancing at 15:36. Even more so, when he put the FNAF mask on. "Bust it down sexual style!" LOL

[@MasherGamesYT]

That one scene from robots 6:43

[@elismoothie8896]

Lmfaooo

[@gabrieldinix]

I really wanted them to show more of the bootleg consoles to see what was up with them, one of them was shown half a second of crash the bandicoot with the comment “that’s really crisp”, another was shown playing Mario, the final one literally only showed the emulator screen lmao

[@doug-core8850]

Idk man i think that could've gotten them sued or something lol. Especially by Nintendo

[@shaematthews1708]

The anbernic 35 (gameboy) is actually pretty cool the console style emulators are hot garbage

[@100orangelazarus]

they didn't make it@@doug-core8850

[@jeffffff]

It’s the miyoo mini plus. It’s actually pretty legit. There’s custom firmware for it called onion OS that is maintained by the community.

[@barnabyhuckleberry3103]

Agree completely. The quickly tossing something aside without even trying it isn't as cute as they think.

[@MrMr-cz6bk]

11:20, Chad doesn't know weather to be happy, excited, or scared 😂

[@t03xb3ans]

Spending thousands of dollars on items that are only shown for 0.1 seconds 😭😂 I wanted to see how the fake game systems played

[@simonday9013]

The first one they showed was an anbernic 35xx. Well worth tracking down KZbin reviews. It's a nice thing.

[@shaematthews1708]

Like the other reply, the anbernic game boy is actually pretty sick and worth checking out the others are garbage

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

6:48 this is amazing Also max being talented at the handpan reminded of skinny Pete playing the piano

[@4RILDIGITAL]

It's really awesome to see you guys taking the risk and reviewing that under-the-radar website so we, the viewers, know what we're getting into.

[@kylespevak6781]

6:48 He rocks the steam punk 😂

[@BritPaun]

After the things that Max has put in his mouth, that should not have been his reaction to the cricket 😂

[@munaq-jp]

Remember the Star Wars kid? 16:42 This is him now. Feel old yet?

[@KemJongUnBoy]

1:02 "This is the only ethical way to buy Mr. Beast merch" 💀

[@williambigbills-9665]

2:30 I think you were ahead of your time with the Drake talk and then immediately followed by you adding children dolls to the cart 😂😂

[@cosmicabyss7358]

There's nothing more precious than a baby Chads laughter. ❤

[@bigapeallcity]

3:07 seeing chad actually nervous about displaying one of these signs out front of the office is an insane culture shock, i remember back in the mid 2010s you couldnt walk down the street in american suburbia without seeing one of these signs.

[@Hanagigi]

My first thought reading the title: morally bankrupt cold ones endorsing temu! Shame! A few seconds into the video: morally respectable cold ones bashing temu! Respect!

[@GEEF100]

THE AMOUNT OF SPYWARE THAT'LL BE HERE ONCE WE'LL BE DONE IS RIDICULOUS IM CRYINNGGGG

[@a5r0n-63]

Mannn imma miss y’all. I leave for boot camp in February 21st when I get out I stggg I’m watching what I missed and if y’all only post 2 vids when I’m gone imma be pissed man😭😭 but all love 🫡💯

[@ownrc]

good luck brodie times gonna fly by u got this

[@SteampunkHorse]

Good luck dude!!

[@All_Hail_Sunny_D]

I always get a little kindle of joy whenever they post a new vid 😁

[@reheatedpizza7292]

I met King Bach the other day at the comedy store in DTLA, I shook his hand and told him I’m a big fan of his work, but only a spoonful…

[@SeriousD]

If you want an extra bit of fun, watch the first part of the vid where they order stuff then come back 3 months later after you've forgotten too! Then you will be surprised along side Max and Chad!

[@nerdyinmc]

Love that every episode is “woah is this so amazing let’s get it” then “wtf is this stupid thing” (tosses it immediately)

[@711employee]

Maxs “NEXT!” Brings me back to his fan openings

[@pjezzy3047]

Cold ones always brighten my day. Love ya mates❤

[@EfjayAPB]

they are back finally

[@funnydoughman3762]

Fr man I was getting sad

[@el_pequeno3]

I love how they spend the first couple moments saying how shit and detestable temu is, then proceed to give them 5000 dollars of their own (viewers) money

[@OliviaOli86]

Because it’s funny

[@DantesGrill]

@@OliviaOli86 This one fell kind of flat though

[@Rezplz]

Funny

[@TheNefariousPenguin]

@@DantesGrill Me when I state my opinion as fact:

[@DantesGrill]

@@TheNefariousPenguin Me when I'm so autismo I need everyone to state that it's an opinion or else I think it's a fact:

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

The cloudfit and white fedora goes hard

[@MLDGL_Steffemt]

The girly little giggles they make at 9:38 😭🙏

[@TheGlobadier]

I wish the patreon vids were edited as well as the stuff on yt, I’d happily pay more for it

[@JeskidoYT]

11:40 best bit in the whole video

[@ImMortalYT388]

Reminds me of the Evil Butler in Baldurs Gate 3.

[@peytonmower6267]

Chad is such a handsome fella

[@Pufferfish1805]

I guess girls do ❤ his autistic swag after all

[@ZaynneThaWook]

Ok

[@qwerty_studios]

Ok

[@aAaAAA-ppgg]

I thought this one said wholesome last night.. apparently I can't read, anyway, still true

[@Turian_Hustle]

He is

[@roserandomde]

The hello kitty camera video of him playing the trumpet looks like a jazz band lounge fever dream

[@AARONANCE]

10:50 the moment everything went wrong 😂

[@shrekwazowski3635]

The hello kitty camera with its footage is the purest piece of consumerism on this planet

[@lunchboxloctv863]

Max dropping and breaking the bearded man mug was hilarious

[@cosmicabyss7358]

Once you smoke crack on your channel it sets the bar so high everyone is just expecting more crack. It's a vicious crack cycle.

[@TaterThunder]

9:25 unlocked a forgotten memory for some reason

[@CloudStudiosPhoto]

Ooooh more impulse spending! My favorite types of videos by you gents 😌

[@madd.villain]

Chad was born to wear that fit, it suits him too well.

[@sharandeepsingh9559]

Max has probably consumed more asbestos than a 1970s construction worker

[@breadshtick]

12:47 The hype for the middle eastern man mug and then it later shattering was hilarious

[@idontgiveagouache1494]

Chad was so happy in this one! I laughed the whole episode 👁️🫦👁️

[@mikayla_collie]

10:55 the tail was upside down. the white part goes ot he bottom, so it curls upwards :3

[@nmac1563]

Honey, a new colds one episode dropped

[@sonicfuture87]

Shout out to chad for ruining the marge segment of the video lmao 10:16

[@bradleywilcox8873]

Yes! I’ve been waiting for a temu episode!!

[@s1ckboirari]

Found Grog at my local for once, great drink, glad to see you guys succeed after watching for so long, having my art up on Max's wall with "KANE IS GAY". Good memories, and glad you still make content and actively make my days better. Keep up the good works boys ❤

[@shampooer]

6:07 *“i…. am steve”*

[@boredbmxer8827]

I tagged a real company on Temu's instagram and got banned from commenting on anything for a week. Shit is wild

[@clydeconnorquillin9284]

I didn’t like how Max looked at 17:10 his face scared me

[@ilDuderoni]

I got a Temu ad right after the video. The comedy writes itself.

[@r0ttxn_txxth308]

Good to see new stuff

[@blueykangaroo]

12:48 max you weren’t destined to have that fucking mug

[@LandonOwnsYouAll]

I purchased a printer off Temu now I'm gay. Pls be safe

[@MyUncleWorksForNintendo]

Chad wearing the autism shirt with the minecraft sword and deal with it glasses is one of the funniest things I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

[@codsa1]

Please do more of these kinds of videos they are my absolute favourite

[@CrystalController]

Damn 9:25 new aphex twin song goes hard

[@anthonyouellet98]

For real it did sounded kinda good

[@AKA253]

I have a sleep headband like the one at 12:07 and it fucking ROCKS. I’m lame as fuck and listen to meditations in bed, and this thing is so fucking awesome to wear to bed instead of turning my phone up loud enough to hear from my desk. Recommended, 11/10

[@dannyanton4040]

They are finally back from the dead!🎉 love you guys ❤ I've been thirsty for some Chad.

[@Jakeb0079]

Love the new style content max. Been watching since that god awful crabby patty & the food coloring milk chugs 🤮🤣 All your old videos made me laugh as a kid and the new ones still do today. Thanks man.

[@clarence9593]

I love chad’s rendition of “ho ho Korea” at 17:00 truly a beautiful tune

[@Xxpavement_angelxX]

15:15 giving some flashbacks

[@tomKane56]

hahahaha to be young again am i right? I have a question though. is this thumbnail clickbait?

[@averageaustralian7488]

I just wanted to say that this money could have been donated to charity, but this is more important

[@grayskyman]

Idk where else to mention this so Imma just comment it here. Last night I had a dream where I checked this video and the description suddenly said something like "This will be the final Cold Ones video with Chad and most likely the end of this channel. Thank you for the support over the years." Then I was like "what the fuck" and looked into it and it turned out that the Cold Ones team saw some slightly edgy old tweets Chad made years ago and decided he wasn't good for the brand so they kicked him out of the channel. I was pretty relieved when I woke up and realized it was a dream.

[@erikatemple2434]

My favorite episodes are when they get wasted, spend a ton of money, receive the products months later, and have no memory of what any of it is or what they ordered.

[@YehNahYehAyy]

Remember to yell "TAIWAN IS A REAL COUNTRY" while opening each package.

[@ChikaVelja_]

first time watching while actually drinking i'm never watching sober again