We Paid Fiverr Artists for Terrible Tattoos (Then Got Them)

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[@coldones]

Thanks to the Misfits Minds boys for putting their bodies on the line for us! Check out their channel www.youtube.com/@misfitmindss And please send some love to our TATTOO ARTISTS Nick ⇨ instagram.com/njvanvidler/ Carly ⇨ instagram.com/cvhtattoos/ Triz ⇨ instagram.com/trizumaki/ Luke ⇨ instagram.com/lukedoliver/ Also drink gamersupps, wear grog, and drink cool shirtz!

[@jtestaccount2431]

i love you guys

[@Yikeo]

Man you fell off

[@Vickysqueeze]

A shrimp told me to ask for grog in canada... scrimp hat

[@tinmanakapetscop2guy85]

Petscop 2

[@knoxque9339]

Can you get Biden on the show? Many Biden and Trumps? They can have a drink together. MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

[@coctilecrocodile1293]

Chad was right when he said the channel was turning more and more into Jackass

[@factslogic5964]

They're acting like Animals

[@redmist6630]

also skeleton is a big word for chad so dont be mean

[@TheAmericanPrometheus]

Honestly, even back during their Filthy Frank days, these guys were basically doing 'Jackass for zoomers'.

[@aspiringplant8104]

Like the old days lol

[@DignityForAllyt]

The only way I

[@quattroclub]

I think the reefer boys tattoo was the biggest fumble in history tbh that shit was fire

[@ANiceOakTree4]

Especially compared to the giant Mr Bean tattoo he got instead 😭

[@mellowmike9583]

mr bean >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[@tunasubbackwards420]

No fr. He downgraded.

[@mellowmike9583]

@@tunasubbackwards420 anything but weed leaf

[@Nightknight1992]

@@ANiceOakTree4 ye that didnt even look good xD

[@caseymac1988]

“Just a bit of a…little meme..thing” with the flashbacks to Frank. That broke me. That pain.

[@collincaperton6718]

Did something happen? (Other than Frank rebranding)

[@firal556]

Not that the internet knows of. Joji is just really busy, and they seem on good terms considering Joji still found time to show up to Max's wedding.

[@caseymac1988]

@@collincaperton6718 he spoke about having health issues caused from the stress of playing Frank. To the point that he was in the hospital a couple of times

[@Neymarinet]

and hearing otis mcdonald playing... can we turn back time

[@mxxr14]

miss that trio

[@steelermill]

The Mr Bean tattoo was insane. The coloring was amazing.

[@OriginalNeckbeardicus]

Was it?

[@jan3407]

@@OriginalNeckbeardicusit was

[@cutefunk5919]

It was such a bad tattoo the reefer boys one was so good

[@GethusSathanus]

I loved it!! Hellacool!

[@AndTwo.]

this might be the stupidest (yet funniest) thing they've ever done

[@olive7831]

I don't think this is anywhere near the stupidest thing they have done lol

[@garrold7123]

@@olive7831 the stupidest thing coldones has done

[@user-hs7rt4jz6w]

innit tho

[@Larsenay]

@@olive7831 forsen

[@DignityForAllyt]

Yep

[@misfitmindss]

Was a pleasure fellas, definitely not regretting this one 😅

[@Geronimo1994]

Shag on Shaggers!!

[@leonvanwyk4321]

baked

[@WhosNathaniel]

Legends! Will and Nic 100% got the worst tattoos. Props to you shaggers 🤣

[@aretmaw]

Love you guys so much!

[@jreverie7018]

You guy's are awesome! I'd subscribe but I already am :)

[@leersay]

Darcy on his side getting a tattoo is the spitting image of Timmy Chalomet

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

Damn, just went back to check and you’re right, its EXACTLY like Timmy C.

[@kaitlyn5344]

@@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH NAH OI OI OI BOYS ITS FOOKIN TIMMY C 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s classic timmy c I can’t take this lad no where

[@shotbyp4ul]

Imagine putting a random unevenly weighted object on a wheel whose sole purpose is to have an even weight to pick peoples horrible permanent tattoos for life

[@RedwolfThe]

ironically, the only person to switch in fear of getting the worst tattoo ended up getting the worst tattoo

[@charliekelly735]

The Super Saiyan one is the best wdym

[@obscure.reference]

the mr beast ones are both easily worse

[@Raeofsunshine848]

Hard disagrre

[@samanthaargenta7776]

@@obscure.reference hype beast was swag the other one maybe lol

[@obscure.reference]

@@samanthaargenta7776 literally every component of that one is evil whereas nothing is evil about dragonball or mr bean

[@MrMcJohnsonII]

All the tattoo artists are really wholesome, they vibe perfectly with the Make a Wish kids

[@jordancornell9364]

@@crunchypoop3000act?

[@crunchypoop3000]

@@jordancornell9364 nvm i dont know wtf i was typing

[@Pluralofvinylisvinyls]

Omg I’m so sick of people on KZbin calling everything “wholesome”.

[@kameronesque]

what does that mean?

[@tovarischshashlikov]

@@Pluralofvinylisvinyls youre either a wholesome reddit fungus or a based doomer gooner in this day and age

[@NeonDerg]

The wheel spinning sfx being the same as deadly twister. The memories 😭😭

[@eliotcole663]

29:30 made me fucking cry man… If one day Max Chad Ian and Joji film a cold ones channel video I would be so so happy. Those were the best years on Earth, world peace.

[@fingmoron]

Ian is long gone, the other three could.

[@cyneelyte]

Thankfully Ian won't be but Joji coming on would be beautiful

[@quarterofdisorder]

Not Ian

[@ob9444]

​@@fingmoron What happened to Ian?

[@CanadianCat64]

ian is a loser now and joji doesnt wanna come back, get over them

[@ilikemyowncomments9065]

The "Rowan Bean" tat was honestly very well done and pretty awesome, even if it was 5x too big

[@Aryzo]

its terrible 😂 poor guy. its even in color

[@Tarquillentte]

Can't really make it a lot smaller without it looking like shit in half a year. Many of the tattoos in general were done too small, though.

[@aceman0000099]

Why did it overlap the guys other tattoo though? 🤔

[@amaterasu4186]

@@aceman0000099 he most likely wanted it there. no tattoo artist will willingly overlap a tattoo, so he probably just wanted it butt up against the other one. i mean he did choose the spot the artist didnt.

[@fins6191]

Tf bro hahahaha its so unbelievably bad i cant tell if this comment is serious

[@therealtony2009]

this is their most insane one. imagine getting "i have aids" tattooed on your body and then trying to have any meaningful relationships

[@connor1586]

Just say you're on antiretrovirals and you're good

[@ESTrashfire13]

Even if you say that, a lot of people would still run, not walk away.​@@connor1586

[@the-man-who-bites-his-tongue]

@@connor1586 lol no. I wouldn't even consider dating someone with that.

[@LTD538]

@@connor1586are u crazy? Just say it was for a bet and ur good. Nobody gonna date an aids patient 😭

[@DACFalloutRanger]

Keep it down my son has aids

[@4RILDIGITAL]

These tattoos range from hilariously creative to just downright outrageous.

[@yanikt.8918]

That was a great watch. Thanks boys for putting your bodies on the line for our entertainment. It's truly appreciated.

[@AudicyVEVO]

Chad still not being able to spell skeleton is the greatest ongoing story line of the channel

[@-xaoc]

It’s spelt skelton

[@hotheadtxt]

@@-xaoc skulton*

[@JackMehoph]

Dude is a mentally challenged millionaire

[@PetrolPatrol]

*skellington

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

God bless that poor soul, zero common sense in that wee noggin of his. And we love him for it.

[@hree9996]

Chad's body is like that one page in your school book that you doodle on

[@AtmosphereD4C]

LMAO

[@bagingospringo4396]

Or like, all of my textbooks with paper bag covers haha

[@volumizer1578]

Or a bathroom stall

[@grahamfulton7209]

Fr

[@grahamfulton7209]

Fr

[@BigBobbyBuilds]

This one was an absolute banger boys. The fiverr videos are my favorites you guys do and to take it up a notch and do tattoos was gold.

[@jackbauer408]

Instead of the gamersups logo, Max should have gotten a QR code that leads to their sponsorship tattooed on him.

[@jodeaida]

Finally. Tattoos.

[@stalkerofbrutes4315]

Bottom text

[@tootytootson3211]

Finally. Tattoos

[@goldensloth7]

it's spelled tad-deuez

[@lucasmoore8558]

this feels like a milestone in their careers lmao

[@DignityForAllyt]

Meow meow meow

[@mesosaIpinx]

Max had to wait until his marriage contract was finalized before making this video.

[@Porean]

10:14 hearing the same sound effect as the one in Deadly Twister gave me a Vietnam-esc flashback to the good ol' days

[@G4rfield]

This was the best thing you guys have done on this channel. Please do more if possible.

[@marcogaito4196]

ngl, reefer boys was pure art

[@codyadkins2692]

I know it takes away from the spirit but I wish they would have let him swap back

[@clementinesoup]

@@codyadkins2692 Same. I wouldn't of been mad at all.

[@SoggycereaI]

@@codyadkins2692 Same!! I was sad for him for sure.

[@glitchilix]

God, the Filthy Frank part got me emotional... Even Max had ptsd flashbacks with Vietnam music

[@heretxc]

I was hoping somebody said this man i feel the same :,(

[@wildburns23]

haha the music was the Guts theme song lol

[@ludvig3242]

You guys need to move the fuck on holy shit. You should be in your early to mid-twenties by now dog

[@datlizardboi2949]

@@ludvig3242 its called nostalgia my friend, people like to look back on the good times.

[@montanarose4622]

@@ludvig3242nobody’s saying they want Frank back, it’s just bittersweet that they don’t get to hang out like they used to.

[@hackergolf6239]

Well done guys, the artists were amazing, props

[@tknobody]

These videos are getting wilder and wilder. I love it. I feel like it’s leading up to something.

[@enbyriot9088]

chad being all excited and loud like “THATS SO SICK! 💥💥🔥🔥” and then turning around to the tattoo artist to go “you did a good job 🎀☺️🌷✨” had me grinning

[@aceman0000099]

He's trying his only fans rizz

[@enbyriot9088]

@@aceman0000099 bro is literally just talking to a woman

[@aceman0000099]

@@enbyriot9088 Chad is always desperate for a fuck from what I've seen

[@movieguy731]

@@aceman0000099 Touch grass, weirdo

[@aceman0000099]

@@movieguy731 was on a hike through the hills near my house yesterday, it was nice 👍

[@bozuteru2160]

I am legitimately considering getting the HMFBFOF (Huge Massive Fucking Big Fuck Off Frog) now

[@hairbrushaddict]

honestly same. it's a sick tattoo

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

Why did you shorten it my only using the starting letters but then still write it in brackets??

[@S4rdon1c]

Lmao yeah it’d go hard on the upper thigh or back

[@AvaritiaFirst]

I am literally booking an appointment tomorrow to get it

[@cristoferantunez8734]

Do it

[@feamactire5559]

That was amazing. Honestly would love to see it again.

[@tanky_productions]

Max started cackling like a scobby Doo villain 23:22

[@xxscribbledragonxx9744]

the skeleton spinning the wheel is unironically a sick tattoo

[@HALFTIED-]

Max’s reaction to reefer boys was genuinely the hardest I’ve ever seen him laugh

[@ohNickzta]

17:00 that voice crack was absolutely brutal 😂😂

[@panchochapo4773]

man you guys really make me smile i just got broken up with and cheated on and y’all are making me laugh really helping me

[@JohnySv]

Max laughing like a maniac at the big trio smoking green is the best thing I will see today.

[@Jakey4000]

Darcy never would've believed making some comedic videos with his friends in South Australia would lead to this moment in his life.

[@lovelyliliss3369]

It's been a long time since I've laughed out loud at a video, but this one had me rolling!! The artists did a great job with all of the tattoos btw ^u^

[@jacobtheebruce]

y’all are my favorite youtube channel. Always putting out the best most hilarious content. Love you boys, keep it up 😂

[@golurkkrulog7348]

29:34 tears were shed

[@theRPGmaster]

Good old days

[@azreennerway7522]

"The perfect trilogy doesn't exist" Filthy Frank, Idubbz, Maxmofo and chad: the cake trilogy

[@EpicPeterG]

Was searching for this comment 😢

[@momerathsoutgabe-mt1gc]

Like the one break up that you never fully get over. Poor lil guy

[@pinksubzero5972]

sobbing in the club rn

[@wyrdwitch2470]

I love watching them laughing at what they’ve ordered, then completely forget what it was and find it funny all over again

[@Tirantekk]

This was an incredible video. Cracked up throughout it

[@jared30]

One of the only channels that i can completely zone out and just be entertained by watching. Cheers mates.

[@therandomnarwhal]

The “120 Mil” tattoo reveal might be the hardest I’ve laughed at a cold ones moment 😭

[@allyournamesareours]

Confirmed it with Charles a few mins ago, Max can now freely visit the UK with his new tattoo.

[@HakarisInfiniteVoid]

I absolutely love this video. The enegy is fantasitc. The ideas are immaculate. I wish i had a friend group to do a tattoo wheel with 😢❤

[@hexagonalmann7495]

Pistol shrimp is a fucking awesome tattoo. Probably the best vid on the channel to date... and this means something cause basically every video is a banger.

[@AdThe1st]

The reefer boys tattoo would've been fire

[@pixie9499]

i loved the part where the artist was actually incredibly honest ab the fact that the small text will be totally illegible after a year or so. when you’re getting tats for fun & not aesthetics, the way they’re going to look later doesn’t matter too much 🤷🏼

[@mattymang5465]

this is the best colab please more !!!!

[@ThePauseMenuVlog]

You gotta give credit to this editing team for planning, organizing and executing this footage and work around all these obstacles to be able to pull these videos off. Kudos

[@dragonclaud2386]

ok mad respect to go so far to get shitpost tattoos and bullying misfits to get some on top. You guys are keeping the old school YT spirit alive

[@colinkelly8268]

This is seriously a 10/10 Video. The production value and editing is off the charts, and these guests know how to match your guys comedy!!!

[@DarkRequiemFilms]

Thank you sponsor skipper for getting me straight to the highlight.

[@mollieb3551]

Yoooo so sick to see Luke on cold ones!!! Absolute legend of a tattoo artist!!!

[@Bo1ticu5]

Darcy's acting as the tattoo machine was absolute fire in this episode.

[@moldybread1956]

Rip Slippy 😢 you were the golden era

[@TrollsAreGonnaTroll]

This might be the best Cold Ones video yet

[@Tieigo0]

The editor/s in these videos diserves a RAISE and a very cold pint of the finest beer ever made. Tremendously amazing work man.

[@AJ-nc4vr]

Max hitting us with the Franku feels outta nowhere.

[@EzDoesitYGO]

Genuinely so happy the wheel is back, it's such a fun addition to the vids Darcy also brings a lot, the crew has a great energy

[@darbywagner6630]

Best vid you guys have put out hands down

[@42TY.Gaming]

Those tattoo's were a lot doper than I expected.

[@mpttails2087]

These 2 alone, make me want to go to Australia

[@nostovatia]

same

[@boomer3494]

And then i remember that everything wants to kill you.

[@Wetcamerainc]

Ive heard its a happy place

[@Retrogames765]

And the food

[@BarracusObamus]

I would go just for the women. Hottest accent imo

[@coolslush]

0:25 look at that little fella he has permanent damage

[@comeonmang]

best vid in months good job boys

[@shootie5764]

Good video! Thanks for the hard work!

[@dougspanky]

Cold Ones slowly becoming the spiritual successors to Jack@$$

[@averyserafini3667]

Love the misfit minds and you boys. Glad to see the collab

[@memejeff]

Been eagerly waiting for this one.

[@Austin_159]

What an absolutely legendary insanely awesome video. Fu*king mad props to all the boys for committing to the tattos and this whole video idea, All the tattoos are great and even for the ones who didn't like theirs you still got an awesome story behind it with a awesome group of friends and video proof to show off with the tattoo. I feel like this whole experience/time you guys shared together makes the tattoo awesome and worth it regardless of what it is of.

[@TolerantMp3]

This has to be one of the most amazing videos so far, I genuinely hope they do another fiver tattoo video in the future

[@strictlyaverage8995]

This is the best video I have seen on youtube in so long. This was hilarious 😂 do it again! Asap!

[@TheG_Boy]

I can't believe people agreed to this lmao

[@andros1486]

If I don't see an eggwave guy tattoo this episode imma be upset

[@sefflikejeff1917]

It's been like 3 years man

[@arthemlieder6411]

LMAO he actually did 😂

[@i.9057]

this is one of the best vids in a long time, super high effort and also the suspense is amazing

[@blush420]

i laughed so hard man, and all the tattoos looked great honestly

[@skyzpr0462]

These guys have helped me more than they will ever know

[@spoobini]

Please, im begging on my knees and balls. Bring Grog to USA, i will buy sooooooo much

[@AlecBurriss]

The production quality of this video is thru the roof! Great video! And the tattoos came out great!

[@toofaced5913]

Thanks for the vid drop at the perfect time. Makes my trucking route much shorter, the beer wasnt workn

[@bobisacoolguy3631]

One of the best videos ya'll made, hands down.

[@eazidezi0320]

Them playing the berserk soundtrack whenever max brings up c3 is hilarious

[@connorfox7164]

I actually got 2 tattoos done by Triz back in 2022. Cant believe he got to be on cold ones. What a legend!

[@Jd19808]

Every video ever made on this channel is epic i stg 🤣🔥💯

[@joachimjensen7435]

This is the greatest thing I have ever watched. I love you guys

[@jakeberry7286]

that one dude had a sick rune scimmy tat so he always winning.

[@skylerdickson2939]

this video is so good, and exciting when you see it among the hellscape of the algorithm, that you plan a date night a week in advance to watch it properly, thats why the viewcount is down

[@brighton7499]

29:40 I love all the old references to their old videos. It’s funny as

[@perskarva123]

omg that windows startup sound took me back

[@PushingDownDaisys]

Misfit Minds guys are so funny, glad I found their channel a while back.

[@TegsCC]

Oh my goodness I needed this

[@-average]

This is why I support the lads on patreon

[@reconcrapulate]

Love the content lads

[@emrebars6188]

This might be one of the best videos I have ever watched

[@rhyswatson7748]

Ik this about to be the funniest video I’ve seen all day

[@wickednature2062]

Justice for steve

[@shootie5764]

Everybody’s individual photos with their role really does lock in how surreal this is