We Paid Fiverr Artists for Terrible Tattoos (Then Got Them)

[@coldones]

Thanks to the Misfits Minds boys for putting their bodies on the line for us! Check out their channel www.youtube.com/@misfitmindss And please send some love to our TATTOO ARTISTS Nick ⇨ instagram.com/njvanvidler/ Carly ⇨ instagram.com/cvhtattoos/ Triz ⇨ instagram.com/trizumaki/ Luke ⇨ instagram.com/lukedoliver/ Also drink gamersupps, wear grog, and drink cool shirtz!

[@jtestaccount2431]

i love you guys

[@Yikeo]

Man you fell off

[@Vickysqueeze]

A shrimp told me to ask for grog in canada... scrimp hat

[@tinmanakapetscop2guy85]

Petscop 2

[@knoxque]

Can you get Biden on the show? Many Biden and Trumps? They can have a drink together. MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

[@misfitmindss]

Was a pleasure fellas, definitely not regretting this one 😅

[@Geronimo1994]

Shag on Shaggers!!

[@leonvanwyk4321]

baked

[@WhosNathaniel]

Legends! Will and Nic 100% got the worst tattoos. Props to you shaggers 🤣

[@aretmaw]

Love you guys so much!

[@jreverie7018]

You guy's are awesome! I'd subscribe but I already am :)

[@AndTwo.]

this might be the stupidest (yet funniest) thing they've ever done

[@olive7831]

I don't think this is anywhere near the stupidest thing they have done lol

[@garrold7123]

@@olive7831 the stupidest thing coldones has done

[@inspirationalinspirational1]

innit tho

[@Larsenay]

@@olive7831 forsen

[@DignityDC]

Yep

[@ekcorp6350]

The hype beast tattoo went from best to worst in 3 months 😂

[@yenlaj]

on god

[@MaullerTwin]

Gold!

[@Sofus-fu4ro]

Womp womp

[@MrMcJohnsonII]

All the tattoo artists are really wholesome, they vibe perfectly with the Make a Wish kids

[@POOCOMESFROMFOOD]

@@squidwardsbussyact?

[@squidwardsbussy]

@@POOCOMESFROMFOOD nvm i dont know wtf i was typing

[@Pluralofvinylisvinyls]

Omg I’m so sick of people on KZbin calling everything “wholesome”.

[@kameronesque]

what does that mean?

[@tovarischshashlikov]

@@Pluralofvinylisvinyls youre either a wholesome reddit fungus or a based doomer gooner in this day and age

[@coctilecrocodile1293]

Chad was right when he said the channel was turning more and more into Jackass

[@logical131]

They're acting like Animals

[@redmist6630]

also skeleton is a big word for chad so dont be mean

[@TheAmericanPrometheus]

Honestly, even back during their Filthy Frank days, these guys were basically doing 'Jackass for zoomers'.

[@aspiringplant8104]

Like the old days lol

[@DignityDC]

The only way I

[@RobertDavis-tr1dd]

the fact he has never seen a single Mr. Bean thing and has THAT tattoo makes it ten times funnier

[@caseymac1988]

“Just a bit of a…little meme..thing” with the flashbacks to Frank. That broke me. That pain.

[@collincaperton6718]

Did something happen? (Other than Frank rebranding)

[@firal556]

Not that the internet knows of. Joji is just really busy, and they seem on good terms considering Joji still found time to show up to Max's wedding.

[@caseymac1988]

@@collincaperton6718 he spoke about having health issues caused from the stress of playing Frank. To the point that he was in the hospital a couple of times

[@Neymarinet]

and hearing otis mcdonald playing... can we turn back time

[@mxxrOfficial]

miss that trio

[@ilikemyowncomments9065]

The "Rowan Bean" tat was honestly very well done and pretty awesome, even if it was 5x too big

[@Aryzo]

its terrible 😂 poor guy. its even in color

[@Tarquillentte]

Can't really make it a lot smaller without it looking like shit in half a year. Many of the tattoos in general were done too small, though.

[@aceman0000099]

Why did it overlap the guys other tattoo though? 🤔

[@amaterasu4186]

@@aceman0000099 he most likely wanted it there. no tattoo artist will willingly overlap a tattoo, so he probably just wanted it butt up against the other one. i mean he did choose the spot the artist didnt.

[@fins6191]

Tf bro hahahaha its so unbelievably bad i cant tell if this comment is serious

[@leersay]

Darcy on his side getting a tattoo is the spitting image of Timmy Chalomet

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

Damn, just went back to check and you’re right, its EXACTLY like Timmy C.

[@kaitlyn5344]

@@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH NAH OI OI OI BOYS ITS FOOKIN TIMMY C 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s classic timmy c I can’t take this lad no where

[@0.001mm_tolerancy]

Nah, when he has that :O face he looks like atrioc, the AI pokimane porn guy

[@quattroclub]

I think the reefer boys tattoo was the biggest fumble in history tbh that shit was fire

[@ANiceOakTree4]

Especially compared to the giant Mr Bean tattoo he got instead 😭

[@mellowmike9583]

mr bean >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[@tunasubbackwards420]

No fr. He downgraded.

[@mellowmike9583]

@@tunasubbackwards420 anything but weed leaf

[@Nightknight1992]

@@ANiceOakTree4 ye that didnt even look good xD

[@ayywolf]

ironically, the only person to switch in fear of getting the worst tattoo ended up getting the worst tattoo

[@charliekelly735]

The Super Saiyan one is the best wdym

[@obscure.reference]

the mr beast ones are both easily worse

[@Raeofsunshine848]

Hard disagrre

[@samanthaargenta7776]

@@obscure.reference hype beast was swag the other one maybe lol

[@obscure.reference]

@@samanthaargenta7776 literally every component of that one is evil whereas nothing is evil about dragonball or mr bean

[@NeonDerg]

The wheel spinning sfx being the same as deadly twister. The memories 😭😭

[@vaylantz_enjoyer]

Chad's body is like that one page in your school book that you doodle on

[@AtmosphereD4C]

LMAO

[@bagingospringo4396]

Or like, all of my textbooks with paper bag covers haha

[@volumizer1578]

Or a bathroom stall

[@grahamfulton7209]

Fr

[@grahamfulton7209]

Fr

[@AudicyVEVO]

Chad still not being able to spell skeleton is the greatest ongoing story line of the channel

[@-xaoc]

It’s spelt skelton

[@hotheadtxt]

@@-xaoc skulton*

[@MajorNutsack]

Dude is a mentally challenged millionaire

[@PetrolPatrol]

*skellington

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

God bless that poor soul, zero common sense in that wee noggin of his. And we love him for it.

[@mesosaIpinx]

Max had to wait until his marriage contract was finalized before making this video.

[@ninamormand797]

Your hating on a guy getting married 🤣

[@therealtony2009]

this is their most insane one. imagine getting "i have aids" tattooed on your body and then trying to have any meaningful relationships

[@connor1586]

Just say you're on antiretrovirals and you're good

[@ESTrashfire13]

Even if you say that, a lot of people would still run, not walk away.​@@connor1586

[@the-man-who-bites-his-tongue]

@@connor1586 lol no. I wouldn't even consider dating someone with that.

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

@@connor1586are u crazy? Just say it was for a bet and ur good. Nobody gonna date an aids patient 😭

[@DACFalloutRanger]

Keep it down my son has aids

[@Nazareth69420]

29:37 What a beautiful moment, Frank forever in our hearts

[@jodeaida]

Finally. Tattoos.

[@stalkerofbrutes4315]

Bottom text

[@tootytootson3211]

Finally. Tattoos

[@goldensloth7]

it's spelled tad-deuez

[@lucasmoore8558]

this feels like a milestone in their careers lmao

[@DignityDC]

Meow meow meow

[@marcogaito4196]

ngl, reefer boys was pure art

[@codyadkins2692]

I know it takes away from the spirit but I wish they would have let him swap back

[@SoggycereaI]

@@codyadkins2692 Same!! I was sad for him for sure.

[@chasegravely120]

I’m getting that tattoo tomorrow lmao

[@LilSnooze]

The huge FULL COLOR mr bean was diabolical 😂😭

[@xxscribbledragonxx9744]

the skeleton spinning the wheel is unironically a sick tattoo

[@murdocsleftball3433]

riiight

[@bozuteru2160]

I am legitimately considering getting the HMFBFOF (Huge Massive Fucking Big Fuck Off Frog) now

[@hairbrushaddict]

honestly same. it's a sick tattoo

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

Why did you shorten it my only using the starting letters but then still write it in brackets??

[@S4rdon1c]

Lmao yeah it’d go hard on the upper thigh or back

[@VanagloriaVT]

I am literally booking an appointment tomorrow to get it

[@cristoferantunez8734]

Do it

[@hexagonalmann7495]

Pistol shrimp is a fucking awesome tattoo. Probably the best vid on the channel to date... and this means something cause basically every video is a banger.

[@hartlepoolmono8178]

Yeah everyone is sleeping on pistol shrimp

[@enbyriot9088]

chad being all excited and loud like “THATS SO SICK! 💥💥🔥🔥” and then turning around to the tattoo artist to go “you did a good job 🎀☺️🌷✨” had me grinning

[@aceman0000099]

He's trying his only fans rizz

[@enbyriot9088]

@@aceman0000099 bro is literally just talking to a woman

[@aceman0000099]

@@enbyriot9088 Chad is always desperate for a fuck from what I've seen

[@movieguy731]

@@aceman0000099 Touch grass, weirdo

[@aceman0000099]

@@movieguy731 was on a hike through the hills near my house yesterday, it was nice 👍

[@HALFTIED-]

Max’s reaction to reefer boys was genuinely the hardest I’ve ever seen him laugh

[@jaibee_x]

This video is ten times funnier given the Mr Beast controversy at the moment 🤣

[@AdThe1st]

The reefer boys tattoo would've been fire

[@pixie9499]

i loved the part where the artist was actually incredibly honest ab the fact that the small text will be totally illegible after a year or so. when you’re getting tats for fun & not aesthetics, the way they’re going to look later doesn’t matter too much 🤷🏼

[@4RILDIGITAL]

These tattoos range from hilariously creative to just downright outrageous.

[@jamestalamantez3910]

Mr beast tatt didn’t age well 😂😂

[@CAPTAINV3LV3T]

Was looking for a comment about this, and ur 100% right💀

[@HughJanus9999]

Yeah its like getting a tat of Jimmy Saville at this point 😂

[@albinenstrom2411]

Why?

[@FalloutFan011]

​@@albinenstrom2411 many allegations of abuse, and sexual harassment of minors (Mr. Beast "claims" he didn't know that of his upper managers was a registered sex offender)

[@albinenstrom2411]

@@FalloutFan011 sooo why mad at beast?

[@sv-bk]

Max laughing like a maniac at the big trio smoking green is the best thing I will see today.

[@Steelermill]

The Mr Bean tattoo was insane. The coloring was amazing.

[@OriginalNeckbeardicus]

Was it?

[@jan3407]

@@OriginalNeckbeardicusit was

[@cutefunk5919]

It was such a bad tattoo the reefer boys one was so good

[@GethusSathanus]

I loved it!! Hellacool!

[@Hyouka-Hates-Handles]

@@cutefunk5919 no

[@Porean]

10:14 hearing the same sound effect as the one in Deadly Twister gave me a Vietnam-esc flashback to the good ol' days

[@KennyHavoc]

This whole episode felt like reminisce

[@shotbyp4ul]

Imagine putting a random unevenly weighted object on a wheel whose sole purpose is to have an even weight to pick peoples horrible permanent tattoos for life

[@toxicgaming3660]

You are evil

[@ConnorHammond]

Gotta add a bitta chaos to.. the.. chaos...

[@kolinnitruc8692]

Imagine giving a fuck about it💀

[@Jakey4000]

Darcy never would've believed making some comedic videos with his friends in South Australia would lead to this moment in his life.

[@panchochapo4773]

man you guys really make me smile i just got broken up with and cheated on and y’all are making me laugh really helping me

[@rep1600]

hope youre doing better mate

[@hhhemlock]

I love watching them laughing at what they’ve ordered, then completely forget what it was and find it funny all over again

[@colinkelly8268]

This is seriously a 10/10 Video. The production value and editing is off the charts, and these guests know how to match your guys comedy!!!

[@eliotcole663]

29:30 made me fucking cry man… If one day Max Chad Ian and Joji film a cold ones channel video I would be so so happy. Those were the best years on Earth, world peace.

[@fingmoron]

Ian is long gone, the other three could.

[@cyneelyte]

Thankfully Ian won't be but Joji coming on would be beautiful

[@quarterofdisorder]

Not Ian

[@ob9444]

​@@fingmoron What happened to Ian?

[@CanadianCat64]

ian is a loser now and joji doesnt wanna come back, get over them

[@EzDoesitYGO]

Genuinely so happy the wheel is back, it's such a fun addition to the vids Darcy also brings a lot, the crew has a great energy

[@therandomnarwhal]

The “120 Mil” tattoo reveal might be the hardest I’ve laughed at a cold ones moment 😭

[@TryinaD]

Me literally a splitting image of the crying laughing emoji when I saw it was just a screenshot

[@BigBobbyBuilds]

This one was an absolute banger boys. The fiverr videos are my favorites you guys do and to take it up a notch and do tattoos was gold.

[@allyournamesareours]

Confirmed it with Charles a few mins ago, Max can now freely visit the UK with his new tattoo.

[@dragonclaud2386]

ok mad respect to go so far to get shitpost tattoos and bullying misfits to get some on top. You guys are keeping the old school YT spirit alive

[@IamJustDank]

who else came to see the comments about this aging well

[@golurkkrulog7348]

29:34 tears were shed

[@theRPGmaster]

Good old days

[@azreennerway7522]

"The perfect trilogy doesn't exist" Filthy Frank, Idubbz, Maxmofo and chad: the cake trilogy

[@EpicPeterG]

Was searching for this comment 😢

[@momerathsoutgabe-mt1gc]

Like the one break up that you never fully get over. Poor lil guy

[@pinksubzero]

sobbing in the club rn

[@moldybread1956]

Rip Slippy 😢 you were the golden era

[@ragingopal3690]

omg the boys who got the beast tattoos must hate that shit now XD

[@yanikt.8918]

That was a great watch. Thanks boys for putting your bodies on the line for our entertainment. It's truly appreciated.

[@420heavenNow]

the MrBeast ones dude😭

[@AJ-nc4vr]

Max hitting us with the Franku feels outta nowhere.

[@Bo1ticu5]

Darcy's acting as the tattoo machine was absolute fire in this episode.

[@vintxge.s1ut30]

Thumbnail did not age well…

[@elvar9753]

yes it did?

[@G4rfield]

This was the best thing you guys have done on this channel. Please do more if possible.

[@i.9057]

this is one of the best vids in a long time, super high effort and also the suspense is amazing

[@Austin_159]

What an absolutely legendary insanely awesome video. Fu*king mad props to all the boys for committing to the tattos and this whole video idea, All the tattoos are great and even for the ones who didn't like theirs you still got an awesome story behind it with a awesome group of friends and video proof to show off with the tattoo. I feel like this whole experience/time you guys shared together makes the tattoo awesome and worth it regardless of what it is of.

[@TankyProductions]

Max started cackling like a scobby Doo villain 23:22

[@mpttails2087]

These 2 alone, make me want to go to Australia

[@sigilsick]

same

[@Lil_Harvard]

And then i remember that everything wants to kill you.

[@Wetcamerainc]

Ive heard its a happy place

[@BarracusObamus]

I would go just for the women. Hottest accent imo

[@Titantitan001]

Good folk out there just like literally everywhere else on the world!

[@sharpiefumes]

if the current beast allegations get worse these tattoos might be of actual consequence lmao Regardless this is one of the best videos on the channel

[@spoobini]

Please, im begging on my knees and balls. Bring Grog to USA, i will buy sooooooo much

[@bobisacoolguy3631]

One of the best videos ya'll made, hands down.

[@zmau7219]

Alright this is outta control. Some of you set up for cutesy black ink tattoos and you blast your friend with a 5 hour mr bean color tattoo big enough to go across his stomach. Holy hell sketchy.

[@neon4953]

🤣 he did it to himself dawg xD

[@morgboat744]

you on the wrong channel man

[@dougspanky]

Cold Ones slowly becoming the spiritual successors to Jack@$$

[@DeadFace342]

Having something tattoed with Mr Beast wasn't such a great idea now was it?

[@Sofus-fu4ro]

Why? You a hater

[@DeadFace342]

@@Sofus-fu4ro If you don't know about the current situation around Mr Beast i suggest you look it up.

[@DeadFace342]

@@Sofus-fu4ro If you don't know what's happening around and with Mr Beast right now, i suggest you look it up.

[@AsaOfficialRizzler]

@@Sofus-fu4ro 💀💀

[@coolslush]

0:25 look at that little fella he has permanent damage

[@ThePauseMenuVlog]

You gotta give credit to this editing team for planning, organizing and executing this footage and work around all these obstacles to be able to pull these videos off. Kudos

[@MoldyBurntBanana]

i bet the mr beast tattoo is a regret now

[@OfficialZeniFlow]

Mr.Beast tattoos aged like a fine milk. :D

[@TheSektorz]

9:30 HOLY FSCK Darcy be rockin' the Casio A158WA like an absolute G

[@AWormsPurpose]

I’ll never understand how Rolex continues to stay in business when watch design was perfected in the 80s

[@liege6828]

Its been more than 10 years and today I found you guys were behind the most legendary How to Basic videos, Its wonderful day 😃

[@eazidezi0320]

Them playing the berserk soundtrack whenever max brings up c3 is hilarious

[@Ari-mn5qb]

I love drinking my beers while watching your stuff. You guys truly brighten my days with heightened anxiety, thank you

[@aleco678]

Woman who drinks beer is a keeper

[@tknobody]

These videos are getting wilder and wilder. I love it. I feel like it’s leading up to something.

[@AlecBurriss]

The production quality of this video is thru the roof! Great video! And the tattoos came out great!

[@ToddHoward76]

10:20 Such beautiful memories.

[@MNAussiewolf]

I actually got 2 tattoos done by Triz back in 2022. Cant believe he got to be on cold ones. What a legend!

[@Baldilocks88]

Damn, after recent events, I'd hate to have a Mr Beast Tattoo

[@F1zzyP0]

Ong😊

[@andros1486]

If I don't see an eggwave guy tattoo this episode imma be upset

[@sefflikejeff1917]

It's been like 3 years man

[@arthemlieder6411]

LMAO he actually did 😂

[@andros1486]

Max and Chad never let go when it comes to dead memes, and they didn't disappoint 8) ​@@sefflikejeff1917

[@v.witlox560]

The beast tattoos aged like milk

[@lovelyliliss3369]

It's been a long time since I've laughed out loud at a video, but this one had me rolling!! The artists did a great job with all of the tattoos btw ^u^

[@hackergolf6239]

Well done guys, the artists were amazing, props

[@Tirantekk]

This was an incredible video. Cracked up throughout it

[@averyserafini3667]

Love the misfit minds and you boys. Glad to see the collab

[@_GRAMPS]

Last night chad came to my house and screamed burber and shat in my sink.

[@rambam791]

It do be an everyday ting

[@bassgosh6599]

HOOUUUSSE

[@peaweapeople3501]

Mr Beast Tattoo is not aging that well. Maybe for Kriss it is tho.

[@joachimjensen7435]

This is the greatest thing I have ever watched. I love you guys

[@perskarva123]

omg that windows startup sound took me back

[@ooogabooga7622]

The beast tattoo has to suck now 🤣🤣

[@-average]

This is why I support the lads on patreon

[@brighton7499]

29:40 I love all the old references to their old videos. It’s funny as

[@xislost]

Every time I watch one of these videos, I miss the time when KZbin was filled to the brim with this.

[@ashh8496]

All those mr beast tattoos aged quite poorly

[@jacobtheebruce]

y’all are my favorite youtube channel. Always putting out the best most hilarious content. Love you boys, keep it up 😂

[@MelodicMarkhor]

I mean if the point of the video is to give bad tattoos the Mr beast one aged PERFECTLY 🙌

[@darath1192]

Man the berserk guts theme didn't help at all 29:30

[@rhyswatson7748]

Ik this about to be the funniest video I’ve seen all day

[@jared30]

One of the only channels that i can completely zone out and just be entertained by watching. Cheers mates.

[@mollieb3551]

Yoooo so sick to see Luke on cold ones!!! Absolute legend of a tattoo artist!!!

[@Icanhasmovies]

Honestly - the Rowan Bean one WAS AWESOME it's too bad the guy didn't know who he was/could appreciate it - it was both a great drawing and a fantastic tattoo