Testing the WEIRDEST TikTok Life Hacks

[@coldones]

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[@904Gunn]

Sugma

[@danielyach2333]

Deez

[@kerashlallchander]

Collab with BrodieTV

[@kerashlallchander]

I Have Aids

[@54ayberk]

my name is deez

[@MrFcpsitsgepgepgep]

I just love that Max can't help himself. Every time Elmer's glue is involved he has to eat it.

[@dongleyliam8927]

you know he was "that kid" in school when they were doing crafts

[@mckinnonwolf7877]

I remember when Ian was like that too lol

[@PlutoniumSlums]

only a spoonful

[@CS0723]

He learned it from Ian

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

@@dongleyliam8927 facts

[@blumpfreyfranks8863]

I love how Max decides everything potentially toxic should go in his mouth

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

LOL

[@connorhowat7527]

I'm a pretty toxic guy...

[@jarlsterra]

Yet he will cower in fear from even the most mild of destruction. Truly the duality of man.

[@GknSama]

Who's max? I know Deez

[@monke2229]

he's fr gonna game end himself like this someday

[@bluejay8687]

Whenever max says “Finally” 90% chance he’s gonna eat whatever he’s holding

[@steampunkerkai]

its his voice line for his ultimate ability (eat garbage)

[@bartsimpson2669]

When Chad says “finally, center text”

[@SteampunkHorse]

It’s probably my favourite running gag on this channel

[@s871-c1q]

Nobody does the "finally..." meme like Max.

[@guamuchiru]

nobody does it except Max...

[@know_Name]

@@guamuchiru kek

[@grizzly7552]

Sup spencer

[@Jdozjsnwj783]

ONLY A SPOONFUL

[@magertre7004]

But he’s the best at it

[@alerog745]

If the office isn't completely engulfed in flames by the end of this video, I will be disappointed.

[@pepe_felipe]

Prepare

[@Riguew]

To

[@TTVMp3Player]

Be

[@xchad8833]

Disappointed

[@KyleFaver]

it's not a good episode without that

[@mrspaghettiio]

"I ain't doin this man, i'll choke to death" literally 5 seconds later "Let me take the center stage"

[@leanswagger5822]

Finally, another reason to lock myself into the bathroom, getting away from Barbara and my three kids.

[@sselluoss5935]

This....very relatable...I hide from my old lady and the kid in my den...and do the same thing 😂👍

[@perpetualcollapse]

Barbara Chandler?!?!?

[@Upper_Decky]

if you own a child

[@lukeg9773]

Ol Barbara! Only thing she good at is wearing out the passenger side leafs springs on the truck.

[@beanholder3634]

Poor Barb. Truly the worst timeline

[@gregoryvalente1373]

Y'all got me addicted to this shit. I'm so upset there aren't hundreds of videos for me to binge of this channel yet; can't wait.

[@boboloon]

no need to be upset, you're just part of the ride is all.

[@nathanw939]

@@boboloon born too early to binge cold ones

[@mitchellsoshnekov2264]

For real I'm hooked

[@diediedice]

Just watch all videos more than 10 times. At least that's what I do all the time

[@nathanw939]

@@diediedice early done it theyre very funny

[@joelhooker4241]

You guys should do an episode where you order a bunch of stuffed animals from "Budsies". They make "anything you draw" into a stuffed animal

[@Anrikemi]

This sounds amazing yet I can only imagine what horrors they would birth into this world.

[@dramadevin]

Imagine they go on fiverr, get artists to draw cursed shit, then make them into plushies!!

[@CHIQUIZO]

YES

[@noahdimas3790]

Do we have news for you

[@lightningmcseed7303]

Jim Boatly

[@LtRyanPYT]

It never gets old how, as Max gets more drunk, he just becomes a human soundboard. 😂😂😂

[@elgaston992]

*Gag sound* 😂😂😂

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

"I'll give you 100$ if that actually works." goes to show how counter-intuitive science can be. let alone how much we understand versus how much we know. I understood it could be true because of how things like citric acid can react to plastics, especially thin plastics, but didn't know explicitly.

[@ponyride23]

Finally, human soundboard

[@cerebrospinal87]

My name is Deez

[@akman909]

@@cerebrospinal87 My name is Mayo

[@yearofthedogmusic5908]

I like how the option was $100 or Max eats an Orange Peal and Chad chose Max eats an orange peal in which he also ate a piece

[@winnie.blues.m8]

True friendship

[@alexm1596]

it was only once he learned of its nutrients

[@StarPlatinumZW]

I love how chad was a side character in Frank's videos. Now he's the star. A true testament to how much personality chad has

[@Slayr.]

He seems to be going through some stuff like a lot of people but yeah Chad is a cool guy at heart.

[@baran1080]

@@Slayr. he fucking killed a whole litter of puppies

[@aru-YT]

@@baran1080 he said he was a child and his father forced him to do it bruh

[@baran1080]

@@aru-YT I remember he did that with his friends as a kid

[@EvanRotger]

Wtf is going on

[@aramzyf]

Max is literally the last insane person ever allowed on KZbin and i am glad it was him

[@chelsea342]

Twomad bro

[@TheShazMC22]

Nah they all left anyway, they weren’t forced out. Max is just the only one that wanted to stay/had no other options lmao

[@MKNature46]

Ikr right and I can’t think of anyone better. I almost forgot about the dude. Remember he ate that disgusting cheeseburger abomination. Lmfao I legit was almost gonna puke irl was hilarious

[@the-postal-dude]

@@chelsea342 this didn't age well

[@デーモンAstari]

i look forward to your guys videos the most in my feed honestly

[@byoxanax]

astari X coldones

[@mongrel_97]

what the fuck, the astari music channel??

[@InnerCityX]

I spent a check on a neon sign because I know I'll never fucking regret it

[@lost8384]

Astari knows what’s up

[@SplitHead12]

Hi checkmark

[@ChannelInProgress]

I love how Max says "finally" but he doesn't say anything after that

[@hayden5581]

Cold ones does anything. Max: “finally....”

[@thedarksideofthemoon9612]

FINALLY a comment pointing it out

[@PointlessDrummer]

finally bottom text

[@AlgoCurioso2.0]

6:14 those sims impressions were on point

[@monke4512]

I’m gonna be honest, that ending where Chad was holding up a bottle and laughing with Max on his shoulders was pure Cold Ones to me. I love these guys.

[@tobyastill1940]

“We’re taking fire outta the equation for this episode” 10 mins later *sets fire to desk*

[@sanderbos2209]

**tries to set fire to hands

[@Patterrz]

1:50 thank god I was struggling so much with the regular balloon popping I do, i'm so glad I can simply use an orange to make things easier

[@ChrisShredfield]

Hey Pat!

[@tealorb]

What's up checkmark

[@inimical_deity]

what's up checkmark

[@mongrel_97]

i think it's the fruit acid in the orange that dries the balloon out so it pops?

[@Blorgusdorkus]

Patterz is dead ass the last person I expect to watch cold ones 😂

[@akueret]

Max getting angry that the orange peel trick works is life.

[@nicemilk8830]

It's the Citric acid that probably dissolves the rubber AIDS

[@ethanieldude1]

@@nicemilk8830 Does the balloon have ogre aids or rabbit aids

[@voxx8844]

@@nicemilk8830 limonene I believe

[@Bigmandembigenbydem]

@@voxx8844 it the acid bruh.

[@leroyrooney1412]

@@Bigmandembigenbydem no Vox was right Limonene oil dissolves rubber due to them both being non-polar hydrocarbons

[@ChadDominick]

im glad you boyz are still making content on YT after all these years. the quality and entertaining videos are truly appreciated and i look forward to every new upload in my inbox.

[@unknown-xj3xd]

Agreed

[@mickeymoist]

This was very formal :D

[@inforism.]

this man spittin

[@koikarppa]

ok chad

[@ganjalfilv3rde508]

This comment's bussin'

[@FelixSR]

This is the only channel that makes me truely laugh out loud with every video, thank you guys ❤️

[@monpazier7349]

100% agree

[@blu_nades]

Felix shelberg

[@smooed7031]

Hot damn I just said the exact same, you know it’s good when you rewind back multiple times 😂

[@CharlieBrown-bh2pq]

What's up checkmark?

[@youremom5463]

Same

[@lachlanburnett2667]

Chris the meme god WOULD OWN a child knowing the crimes he's committed

[@zcThinkTank]

Hes a freak but as far as I know he hasn't committed any crimes/been charged with anything. What crimes are you insinuating he committed?

[@TrippXOXO]

yeah that aged well LOL

[@silentscope22]

@@zcThinkTank i mean it just takes a quick google search

[@EmissaryOfSmeagol]

Max gagging has consistently been the funniest shit for like a decade

[@pastaroni8683]

@cnmmd qiuoo my name is deez

[@cortex8185]

@@pastaroni8683 no, my name is deez

[@pastaroni8683]

@@cortex8185 i said my name was deez first

[@HoldMaJohnsons]

Finally waiting on this upload like a crack addict

[@iiKolin]

I love crack ❤️❤️

[@_dayoo3480]

Same

[@christianalexander3384]

Literally

[@holilol9169]

Like on cure for SNAIDS

[@crayfishguy6853]

Same

[@gangbangingchristian]

Damn the foreshadowing with Chris and the child is something

[@mr.shrooplebop264]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@jacobvargas5867]

No ones gonna talk about how well chad did with opening the bottle, perfect pop and launch and didn’t drop a drip of champagne, absolute legend

[@munjee2]

He basically just hit the Cork directly, still impressive though

[@DantesGrill]

@@munjee2 If he had hit the cork directly the bottle wouldn't brake

[@munjee2]

@@DantesGrill it really didn't, typically the entire ring comes off from the force but here a small part broke off because: instead of sliding the glas, in the last one, he hit then ring causing it to shatter which is more impressive in a way

[@BlaireBlaireBlaire]

@@munjee2 still impressive

[@munjee2]

@@BlaireBlaireBlaire why did you repeat what I said back at me ?

[@elvinpang9353]

"that's not a hack, that's just being drunk and abusive" Welcome to Coldones.

[@southofheck]

I always watch this show when I’m drunk, so every time I come back to watch it again, I’ve forgotten everything and it’s like watching it for the first time again.

[@serenaserene7541]

Life hack lol

[@ceeb420]

The way Max said "finally: bouncing bubble recipe" after the sugar pack spilled everywhere killed me.

[@BigStinker_14]

7:42

[@jakelegrice4773]

Yeah this channels the best

[@philipreid2542]

0:29 - Chad: "We've cut fire out of the equation for these ones" 11:09 - Max: "I'm cooking this"

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

I think showing this 13:29 as your second one would have been better lol

[@HarptoHeart69]

Their chemistry is absolutely infectious. I miss my best friend, RIP Justin Lewis, you were taken from us way to early. I hope you're above us, cooking something epic and shredding the guitar. 🙏🎸🤘

[@schneblen]

❤

[@YW2324]

💜

[@a_w_em3006]

Max: "you can quickly switch it out to the melted ice area" Chad: "yea im drinking melted ice" Melted ice, also known as *w a t e r*

[@j05ephaaron]

chad obsessing over that balloon thing is making my day

[@Usuxaluc]

Chris the meme god owning a child joke aged like milk.

[@ewanguitar3666]

Max’s successful party trick shot was a piece of art, Chad almost dying? Not so much

[@VincentViewer]

I have now added "fucky" and "I see demons man" into my vocabulary accidentally because of Cold Ones and I have to say it's improved my life.

[@deanlearner1565]

Been saying that everything good is 'Bussin' for a while now because of Chad.

[@diskeyes]

“My name is Deez” “my name Jeff” “That’s a funny little character.” “Bussin” “finally” “leg” I’m sure there’s more. My family hates me.

[@grimlockthe1823]

@@diskeyes man max infected me with "my name jeff" meme years ago it sucks lmao

[@potassiumtheif5857]

@@diskeyes we are one in the same, my family hates me so much for saying “my name chef” like 20 times a day

[@diskeyes]

@@potassiumtheif5857 bro yes 😂😂 and once I get a lil drunk I just start spouting that shit off non stop thinking it’s the funniest thing in the world

[@TheVestibulian]

0:29 "we've cut fire out of the equation for this one" 11:08 burning stuff that's hanging from the ceiling

[@user-je4es4su9u]

God imagine the fun theyd have with a real-do-it-urself science kit or summat

[@sirapple589]

Imagine they somehow get one of those 1960s do it yourself kits that had actual uranium.

[@ohwow5171]

If they ever got their hands on one of those, DEATH AND DESTRUCTION would commence.

[@sirapple589]

no or maybe yes I mean, Max put bubble mixture in his mouth, I wouldn’t take him putting uranium in his mouth off the table.

[@roblangada4516]

@no or maybe yes True, you'd be much more at risk from the asbestos commonly used in building insulation at the time, or every shoe store having an x-ray machine in it that anyone was free to use.

[@cs40660]

straight up can we get the boys in a chemistry class fuckin around wit reactive explosive chemicals?

[@sirapple589]

Time for another episode of: Max Putting Substances in His Mouth That He _Really_ Shouldn’t.

[@EDoyl]

"Orange peel actually has more fiber than the fruit inside" is a very positive way of saying "Orange peel is indigestible"

[@ally2828]

*chad* “Scott get scissors I’m not kidding” will live in my head rent free from this day on

[@st-qo7ot]

shut up

[@st-qo7ot]

@damas you’re cringe dude

[@loremipsum2129]

Time stamp pls

[@BlaireBlaireBlaire]

@@st-qo7ot "you're cringe dude" coming from the funny guy with "hung and handsome as a username. your hilarious dude. funny name.

[@matteofaccin6636]

Finally, going from funny harmless sludge to recreating the fiery pits of hell in the span of 10 minutes

[@lelouberger1836]

13:31 there is a love heart on his jumper...

[@popocaca124]

love how chad sounded like it was crazy to be drinking melted ice like its not just water

[@taemarie.7847]

cold ones is really the only KZbin channel I care about anymore

[@flaggboi]

Hey look at that cute little character, He's got sunglasses on!

[@taslinka]

Have you seen this little guy? Look

[@gube2358]

little funny egg character

[@floatixx]

that's a funny little fella!

[@QuinnyWhinny]

"How the fuck do you keep getting it it all the way over there!"

[@Kalamerys]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YuriyZakk]

Can we just seriously take a second to appreciate the editing that goes into these videos XD

[@martinvaclavik3505]

10:46 well that didn't age well

[@DrunknHippo]

The look on chads face when the balloon first popped is the same look cavemen had when they saw fire.

[@ericthemew]

Max and Chad are literally the best duo ever, they make me laugh so much that I can't breathe, love you guys, be safe in this ratchet world

[@fabtouchvideo]

i love how in 90% of vids max says hes not doing something but then he does it 5 secs later

[@pudding_pot_pie9523]

My day gets better by 110% when cold one uploads

[@LiIBrehBreh]

I love how now when it gets a little too dangerous, Chad is always the test subject while max watches from afar lol

[@localengie3943]

i love the bouncin bubbles one literally saying wear a glove

[@Puppy_Puppington]

9:33 chad screaming & max mocking him is the greatest thing ever.

[@dillonward6996]

I'm surprised the "Pour sugar everywhere" Sims function was foreshadowing and not just some random shit Prezoh added in.

[@AverageKarma]

yikes chris poping up in this is like a flashbang to the face

[@pueblovro1737]

it’s been really hard recently for me but every time i get to watch a new cold ones i genuinely laugh and have a good time. you guys rock

[@jasonweber7426]

I about choked when I realized halfway through the video that Max’s death metal shirt said “Family Guy”

[@obeseiwancannoli2177]

Kind of a rare hoodie

[@joles8]

LOL wtf

[@whitemamba4474]

I love this channel 🤣🤣🤣

[@ob9444]

The burning bubble 'hack' has to be done with lightergas, not deodorant. So just make soap bubble solution and put lighter gas into it using the bottom of the bowl it's in.

[@Tarkov.]

Max: *pops the balloon while it's in chad's mouth* IS THAT REAL?

[@AxxLAfriku]

WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear tra

[@user12do]

@@AxxLAfriku Again, you’re an embarrassment to the human race

[@masongaio8846]

Lmao how it feels to chew five gum

[@theone-kk3lm]

The “child” life hack did not age well

[@stinkystink7208]

I love when max says “finally” for some reason

[@pirocassensei9929]

These guys literally play with fire while drunk af this is pure content at its finest

[@sc3961]

6:56 Is such comedic genius ahahahhaha "Keep out of the reach of children... If ingested..." *projectile vomit*

[@vinivinchenso]

Ahahahah you boys always make me laugh out loud every second Chad - "Do you feel like your sinuses are cleaner?" max - "Yeh but ive also had garlic up my nose bloking my nose, so because its out of my nose im now like, ah i can breath theres no fucking garlic in my nose" Had me in tears

[@mw5803]

No means no bill cosby

[@juancarlosgutierrez9924]

Anyone wanna talk about how Chad set the bowl on fire right next to an aerosol can 💀

[@deadrise100]

Omg Max's smile is so infectious! Makes me so happy whenever he has a big cheesy grin.

[@kizukitown2455]

They finally uploaded... This channel makes me feel so alive it cures my depression, every fucking vid makes me laugh, and chad inspires me that i'll be a successful youtuber with just one brain cell in life... Thank you chad:")

[@Connorisloading]

Hey Prezoh, edit max and chad uploading more videos so I don’t have withdrawals during the week

[@TheMademoiselleelli]

“the other twenty?” joke got me dying after i finally processed it hahhahahhha @5:40

[@taslinka]

Real question: why are there so many Australians awake at 5am, on this Friday morning, watching 14 year old boys in men’s bodies recreate life hacks?

[@stupidsnek]

You underestimate the amount of Americans watching this.

[@TheClintonio]

Watching this from London

[@sirapple589]

Probably because A) these two are Aussie KZbin icons and B) Sleep schedule is fucked.

[@MrMarxsman]

Watching from Germany

[@hydroflames]

It’s Thursday

[@coldschooI]

I love how every so often Max can't stop repeating a meme and he goes through these mini phases lol "This shit bussin", "Finally:" etc

[@nakeysnakey6220]

The kris tyson one aged really poorly

[@doxskew2221]

I love how everytime maxs says hes not doing it he still does it

[@wkuj]

im scared max actually has brain damage from all those chemicals

[@reapthewhirlwind6915]

Y

[@capitanice6353]

i’m sure if he was this incoherent and impulsive for the other 22 hours of the day when the crew isn’t filming, they would come to the same conclusion a lot sooner and stop filming videos altogether. he’s fine bro

[@lightaspect6210]

if you think that is bad , you should see his youtube channel for the past like 8 years

[@gnarly2165]

I legit cracked the fuck up 3:58, had to walk away because thats fucking him up. LOL

[@NewPodComp]

ive been binging everything on this channel for the last 2 days even though i had already seen most of it

[@emenefer]

Are you a reverend 😂

[@ecksdee5628]

After watching the misfits podcast where they rank drugs I can really appreciate Chad’s joke at 5:55 where he says all of the kids are doing shotguns and nangs

[@ulrike4852]

as a kid who does nangs. yeah.

[@the_sorcerer]

3:08 I've used that handgun png before. I love their reaction to the orange peel balloon "life hack"

[@ellieb5619]

Was having a really bad day but watching them try the shot trick really cheered me up 😂

[@EmirHinojosa]

i love watching them do these because i know they probably arent smart enough and or care enough to fake it

[@MEEEEP720]

To shotgun a beer with your thumb: All you have to do is make it so that the small air bubble already inside the un-opened can is at the same place as your thumb when you push down.

[@tommysweats9230]

Chad gagging on the shot glass has to be the single funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@JokoInDerScheid]

Past: Chad eating glass Now: "That shit is dangerous"

[@astrobeats93]

I have been catching up on videos cause i just subscribed and it’s literally just two dudes letting intrusive thoughts always win and i love it

[@wasup7675]

“ yeah, I’m drinking melted ice” It’s called water chad 😂

[@tarttizzle]

As always, shout out to the editors for making this so gawt-dam entertaining

[@thewaddlingidiots]

I can’t count how many times I’ve watched this and it still feels like an overwhelming acid trip every time I watch

[@jbomb7867]

Amazing how long and consistently I've watched you guys and I still find you just as entertaining as I did years ago.

[@rachelcararecords6227]

Man these guys make me laugh so hard. This is a top 5 for sure

[@Gethan_Erman]

Not gonna lie these videos are the only reason I come onto KZbin and check my notifications to see new uploads

[@PandamoniumOW]

"We cut fire out of the equation for these ones" ... as there's a bowl on fire in the first 15 seconds

[@madipag]

I can’t explain it, but Max makes me feel ✨😌

[@MarkkysLife]

Max was so unhinged years ago and I love it. He really calmed down a bit. I don't blame him, tho. Chad started being more unhinged over the years

[@daikaijuzilla]

The slime dripping from the ceiling nearly made me spit out my drink, that was too funny