STRANGEST fanfiction you ever read??? | 🌃F A N 🌃

[@cxffee_addict]

oh god not “implied tennis”

[@O-OKiyoko]

Thata a war crime, unless you like war crimes 😏 (I'm so sorry, no I'm not)

[@drpigglesnuudelworte5209]

The horror 😰

[@eggscandraw2671]

How naughty

[@yams.4308]

I hope it’s rated M

[@frdrca8972]

I read it as "implied penis" 😭

[@Beacuzz]

The funniest part is how many are "actually good.... confusingly"

[@ww.DuzaFizz]

They draw you in with the unnerving, weird concept. Then spend the whole rest of the fic trying to comfort you with their weirdly detailed writing.

[@fishburrito8328]

Sometimes its the writing or the story itself like a fucked up story is just immaculately written and fascinating And sometimes its shit and absolutely fucked up but we're fascinated regardless

[@OneTruePeanut]

@@fishburrito8328 like watching a train wreck, it's horrible but you can't look away.

[@stormie5666]

All of these sound like half-remembered dreams you’re trying to describe to your friends the morning after

[@comradewindowsill4253]

the best fanfics feel like fever dreams

[@band-aid-enthusiast]

I was able to sucessfully pass one off as a dream when retelling it to my family (of course edited) it had the tag "Apex predator teletubbies" in it

[@mari_golds-bleeding-ink]

Well said

[@Im.A1ex]

An interesting follow up would be asking fan fic writers what’s the weirdest thing that *they* have written. Would love to hear them try and downplay it, or justify it lol

[@VoidStaresback]

Hooo boy... I get cold sweat thinking of it...

[@LocalTiredArtist]

Oh honey you don’t want to know what mine is

[@PhoenixT70]

The weirdest thing? Hmm… A Star Wars: The Clone Wars werewolf body horror fic.

[@kirbysthiccthighs]

now THAT is between me and god

[@bogwife7942]

tentacle oviposition mind control rpf. I have no justifications. I was horny

[@TheEpicChildOfHermes]

Moral of the story: dont judge a fanfic by the ship

[@yvaineraphaelledupio7485]

amen

[@randmstrnger176]

Amen

[@cloudthesheep]

Amen

[@mochiisgood3172]

Amen

[@gwynzynoodles2553]

Amen

[@mochann1133]

I love that most of the submissions are “I read this really really weird shit, it was written very well great read”

[@broidontlikeu9970]

And it's too fucking accurate. You find some weird, questionable shit on A03, click on it out of curiosity, and then end being surprised when its actually written well. I should know, I once read an Eruri Holocaust AU fic. I swear, good fanfics can make me ship the worst pairings out there and I fucking hate it but love it at the same time

[@chloenieuwsma4846]

The one I read had decent potential but was squandered with stupid references and out of character characters

[@edenrose4912]

Ikr? I've been scrolling through AO3 before (as we all have) looking for something that tickles my fancy but everything I found that sounds good just misses the mark but then you find some weird thing that you think "why would this be written? I don't think I'd like this.... I'm gonna just take a quick peek" and it's straight up a masterpiece. I'm ace, smut isn't really my thing, but I came across this one fic and it was so good??? Like, the characters were perfectly in character. I was left thinking 'hmm, yeah, that sounds about right' and one of them was a tentacled mermaid. (I know there are weirder things out there but for me, thats one of the strangest things I've read and I just-)

[@asterwashere]

@@broidontlikeu9970 excuse me, *holocaust au?????*

[@mochann1133]

@@broidontlikeu9970 HOLOCAUST WHAT

[@pageturner2958]

This just proves that EVERYTHING exists on the internet

[@caw1997]

But there's no Rule 34 Teke-Teke.

[@kenjiroushirabu7842]

@@caw1997 why teke-teke

[@MinaRose2023]

Yep

[@followerofatua8435]

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. THERE IS *E V E R Y T H I N G*

[@toasterstripes]

there may be one of everything but there is always a lack of something

[@DennyD11]

One of the craziest fanfics I read was a guy being in love with a literal pastry, it got so bad he even broke up with his boyfriend so he could date the pastry. They even got engaged, but then at the end of the book he gets hungry and he eats it. Beautiful read 10/10.

[@randomgoats]

this reminds me of that one Spongebob episode where Spongebob falls in love with a crabby patty. That show is basically fanfic levels of weirdness already...

[@lumityviktuuristanartist4100]

That sounds like a fever dream

[@liljatupsu]

This just sounds like the Bee Movie

[@vanillaproductions8596]

@@liljatupsushe ATE the bee????

[@Elliyan4]

the one where Chef Ramsey becomes a professor at Hogwarts is probably the most normal one in here

[@minx1791]

I've read that fic and it's actually good and wholesome

[@olfersisapotato8970]

It's so good.

[@thewitchprince8887]

@@minx1791 I- I will need a link- 👀

[@kidinthekelp5570]

@@thewitchprince8887 I think they're referencing "Harry Potter and the lack of lambsauce" Maybe

[@khaygiel]

i started one with that premise and it was actually pretty decent

[@elkatt3095]

gordon ramsey as a hogwarts professor actually sounds hilarious

[@lilyevans9523]

Oh it is. It starts of quite lighthearted but it gets pretty serious when Ramsey realizes what kind of shit his students have been through. He also creates some sort of interhousal bake-off and the contestants become really good friends with each other and have secret nightly baking-meet-ups. You should go read it 😊

[@Sleepless.Nights]

@@lilyevans9523 fuck, now *I* want to read it. Just knowing it's called 'Harry Potter and The Lack of Lamb Sauce' made me tempted, but now I kinda have to

[@lilyevans9523]

@@Sleepless.Nights you won’t regret it, seriously. Do it

[@pppol3509]

i’ve read it and its actually so good

[@goodgirIfaith]

"this potion is FUCKING RAW!"

[@jeaniejia5676]

i think this just proves that ao3 is a terrifying place where anything and everything is possible

[@SkullQueen33]

And they said Wattpad is weird 😂 I found some weird stuff there haha

[@galaxychill9578]

@@SkullQueen33 I think a lot more kids use so I think that limits some of the weirdness (like abo)

[@victoriac8852]

At least there are warning tags...

[@NAME-yg8sl]

@@victoriac8852 when I first started reading ao3 I didn't read the tags. Never quite recovered.

[@abidizzne892]

@@NAME-yg8sl a very grave mistake

[@fictionisgood7226]

The Gordon Ramsay in HP universe fic is actually really good. Instead of slughorn, Dumbledore recruits Gordon Ramsay to be the potions professor sixth year.

[@flickcentergaming680]

You have no idea how badly I want to read this fic.

[@mallorymathews130]

@@flickcentergaming680 Its on ao3 titled 'Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce'. I've read it and it's hilarious but gets very emotional in the last chapters

[@derpydragon84]

The Gordan Ramsey Harry potter fic is called Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce. Very funny read, 10/10.

[@thatdambian8694]

I was looking for something to read thank you!! Just started and seems really promising

[@ynackermansmith3396]

What is this on lol

[@-fern-off-6602]

Its also really fucking sad at the end

[@-fern-off-6602]

Honestly the entire thing becomes really sad. 100/10

[@pauladona1919]

what app or website is the book? i cant find it on wattpad

[@miZ_dream]

The thing about the most terrible fics being written so well is that… well, they’re posting it to the public. They have to be _really_ confident in their work. Either that or they're just flat-out shameless. (And the weird thing is they’re always both.)

[@Clevernamegoeshere]

or maybe they’re just shitposting

[@RosettaAceAlmaak]

I have written a weird fanfiction - not sexual or completely random like the ones seen in this video - buuuut haven't posted it because I am neither confident in my work nor shameless.

[@doki637]

I once found Barney the dinosaur x reader smut, Mafia Elmo (I think) x reader and Simba x reader I have others if your curious also found them on Wattpad

[@doki637]

Also on ao3 a Yaoyorozu Momo/ Mr Yaoyorozu smut called a date night with daddy in the tags it was like parent/child relationship

[@thecheerfulnecromancer2257]

There's an Ace Attorney fanfiction on Ao3 called "cringe culture is dead. fuck you" and judging by the tags, they mean it... I haven't touched that thing with a ten-foot pole, *yeesh*.

[@simplyydivine]

Coley sacrificed herself to read all of this- Let us bow down and praise her 🙏

[@fullofflaws1804]

Yes. Let's offer her our best fics! XD

[@milktea6676]

I’ll praise that fanfics she reads

[@GINSHOTGUN]

Our queen 🛐🛐🛐

[@user-gf8yj9wg1j]

lets bow to our queen 🛐🛐🛐

[@mokbowen37]

Our greatest queen 🛐

[@dead_byte]

For anybody wondering about 4:34, that's not 321 Penguins having relations with the reader all at once. It's "3-2-1 Penguins", which was a Christian CGI show made by Big Idea, aka, the creators of Veggietales, starring 4 Penguins who live in a spaceship disguised as a toy in an attic. The protagonists are a pair of human siblings who are spending the summer with their grandma's, where depending on the episode, one of them whisked away by the penguins on some drug-fuelled intergalactic adventure where the kids learn Christian-coded life lessons, not unlike Veggietales, though I feel like 3-2-1 Penguins was a lot less overt with the references to Christianity than early Veggietales. It's basically Penguins of Madagascar but in space and weirder. So basically it's 4 penguins instead of 321, which as weird at it is, is at least a much more reasonable number for polyamorous fanfic lol.

[@Doryzitter]

You woke up a memory that I tried very hard to suppress and I don't know how to feel about that-

[@tegcat]

omg my parents had downloaded just 3 episodes and i watched the HELL out of them

[@odditycat2716]

I keep forgetting these people aren't describing dreams they had.

[@salanaya8718]

OMG right!!

[@eldestalpaca7232]

Yeah ik me too

[@towelgirl21]

I should just write down a couple of my dreams. In one, I turned into a goat, went shopping at a bookstore, then was eating gummi sharks out of a bowl of water in a movie theater bathroom full of lesbians.

[@muckschmuck1853]

Obsessed with all the ones that are like: “[completely unhinged synopsis], best shit I ever read!”

[@McLegg]

That's just what fanfiction is like. I think it's part of how a lot of writers seem to go through the weirdest shit the second they reach chapter 5 of a fic (just when people start getting invested, in the average story)

[@Ramsey276one]

669 likes confirmed C

[@UndeadP]

“This one where Larry got brutally murdered and Ashley ate his body then Todd mpreg happened and travis sent nudes to Jesus… *BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD* “

[@mastermatrix4918]

@@UndeadP Okay, I'm curious. Link?

[@darkstarr984]

Oh yeah I found a fanfic recently that’s absolutely fantastic, but… the main focus is an established relationship non-omegaverse mpreg taken very seriously, and there’s cheating and fire kink smut scenes, and it’s all happening while on a treasure hunt or something. Edit: it’s not even the weirdest fanfic I’ve read!

[@lemon-socks]

I have nothing to say except “Ben Shapiro gets DESTROYED with facts and logic and a vibrator”

[@yellobanana6456]

What

[@ussinussinongawd516]

Let's say , hypothetical, that I'm gonna come soon

[@Stay_Shook]

HOLY FUCK I WANNA READ THIS SO BAD

[@dumpsterfire3214]

it’s a 3 part series (so far) and it’s really well written and very funny. i also once came across ben shapiro x joe rogan where they are homophobic homiesexuals that are in a relationship. i don’t remember what it’s called though

[@bjp4869]

Isn't that just real life?

[@glamrockgalaxy9007]

i once read an Ao3 fanfic about big bird finding and killing the kids who "ruined everything" and those kids were Dipper,Mabel, Steven and there were more but i never got to finish it i think it was called I am Big Bird

[@glamrockgalaxy9007]

i fuckn found it

[@CaitEden53]

Lmao what

[@nikkisunshine7430]

This fanfics seems like something out of a fever dream. Maybe that’s where the ideas are coming from, or they’re deliberately thinking of the most insane crack fanfic ideas that they can come up with

[@maxwellorryn3380]

I once read a Noah x Jesus smut, and that was awful, worse than the Dora the Explorer/CSA crossover, but better than the Dr. Phil x Dr. Dre fic with Dr. Pepper as lube.

[@adminanimates4714]

@@maxwellorryn3380 i dont understand anything you just said and i dont want to

[@CorinneA3]

@@maxwellorryn3380 ...wtf

[@cyathea9563]

Maybe they're actually on crack

[@simplyydivine]

I honestly feel really bad for the people who read these fics but like- most of them were written well.. Now I'm questioning everything-

[@surgeofgaming6405]

I’m starting to wonder if I should read some Ff’s myself… 0//////0

[@GrianyBunch]

@@surgeofgaming6405 same ;-;

[@lepokebloc4198]

Am I supposed to feel bad for whoever is writing these ? Like is everything ok ? 😅

[@Curera291]

I know I just- confusion noises? Like TMNT and MLP crossover fic..But the plot they wrote makes sense???-

[@misterminutes4504]

Strange almost disgusting shit < Great writing **continuously nods in agreement**

[@camchem]

Someone in high school found out that I “dated” one of their friends back in 6th grade and wrote a hilarious smut fic of us. In the fic, we met again (older, not as 12 year-olds) and then we immediately had shitty sex that was hilariously described in true fanfic fashion. Someone in the friend group did a dramatic reading of it at a sleepover and I almost pissed myself laughing.

[@psychott6]

Omfg those are amazin friends

[@beelieboo]

i love that so much

[@lightdragon6448]

Omg… Spite smut.

[@--CHARLIE--]

The good ending version of RPF

[@toomanydum4084]

@@--CHARLIE-- w. what is rpf- OHHHHHHH REAL PERSON FICTION. okay

[@fionastirling986]

I once read a 157-chapter multi fandom crossover fic where a lot of weird and surprisingly dark stuff happened but the weirdest thing I remember is a pony version of Korra from The Legend of Korra was the daughter of Applejack (because the "base fandom" was My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

[@diino8081]

imagine reading a fanfic but it was literally a fan fic

[@rosalinarin]

PLS

[@milktea6676]

I ship fanfic with fanfic

[@flamingdragon6241]

I've read plenty, object show fanfics are a trip

[@plaggxtikki4829]

Sorry it’s too late at night for this

[@majascha3414]

fan like the person or fan like the thing that keeps you cool in summer? Or both?

[@gremlinjax]

"the dude put a monster can inside him" oh no. *oh no.*

[@arcadeii]

*oh. no.*

[@RAINY7701]

Unfortunately I can say that I am curious and would probably read that

[@arcadeii]

@@RAINY7701 its called monster ultra

[@RAINY7701]

@@arcadeii ...thank you

[@thatmuffin]

i-i-i-i-i-ive read it and i regret to say i actually kinda found it funny/enjoyed it

[@davidrobins1021]

The question that occurs is: how far does a fanfic have to deviate from the canon source material before it can no longer really be classified as fanfic, and just becomes original fiction?

[@wintergray1221]

Probably Twilight and Fifty Shades.

[@silverdandylmao]

@@wintergray1221 oh so not very far apparently

[@DLCS-2]

@@silverdandylmao yeah

[@YaburuRunyaru]

We don't ask those questions here

[@dilaisy_loone2846]

Not so far, most of the times in au they only use the name of the characters 😅.

[@StillJustDreaming]

OK, I admit it, I accidentally found a fanfic where Hogwarts (as in the actual school building) got together with the giant squid from the school lake. I then on purpose reread this horrifying and way too hot fanfic multiple times

[@kashiichan]

Right? That stuff was FORMATIVE for me lol

[@ariadnitheoraclecat3286]

It wasn’t a dream?🤯

[@kbye2321]

What’s its name?

[@demon_lord-san39]

whats it called?

[@DrowningInTea]

This is my favourite! I read this so many years ago and I still remember it. I've shown this to people in my Discord server and their reactions were glorious. To the people who asked for it: It's called "First Encounter, a harry potter fanfic" by Lyris Malachi

[@SalamanderMagic]

I feel like if you made a word cloud of this video “SHREK” would be disturbingly large

[@ava-nj3yh]

and obama

[@sleepysera]

Nothing disturbing about Shrek. I'm more confused by how many people lewd the Duolingo bird. Like...why.

[@hallway_revenant7919]

also gay

[@blueghost4769]

Is there any fandom where Shrek one half of a crackship?

[@cyathea9563]

not to mention obama

[@justanotherhobbit7215]

"Implied tennis" just reminds me "Blue mountain state" where the show apparently revolves around football, but you never see them actually play any sports. Implied Football if you will.

[@klance]

If anyone was wondering, the HP Gordan Ramsey fic is Harry Potter and the Lack of the Lamb Sauce on ao3. I'm not that far into it but it's over 350,000 words and apparently gets very emotional in the later chapters

[@HASQ779]

I FUCKING ADORED that fic. It started as a shitpost and ended up being basically this authors rewrite of books 6 and 7

[@like.clarkwork]

Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce has a very special place in my heart because it's one of the first fanfics I read on AO3

[@rin-ez3pr]

ITS ACTUALLY SO GOOD

[@saturnoastro-prinz654]

ITS SOOOOO GOOD!!! I searched for it when I saw someone give it as an answer and I got REALLY invested. I'm not usually one for the canon ships, but this work was so good I didn't mind it at all. And it was great at reminding us it /wasn't/ an AU, but more like canon compliant with one extra character, which changes some small-to-bigger things, but not much on a larger scale. That fic is absolutely gold and I am in love with it. It's one of my few public bookmarks!! The author was great at making us care about the already existent canonically minor characters, and also on their OCs... Ugh, so good!! I could rant about it for so long. I binge-read through it and it was worth it every second; for the laughs, the fluff, and the pain.

[@leifhim]

wait i think ive seen it? have yet to read yet tho

[@alsocrazyboutferrets]

7:06 I love how her voice slows down when she reads about the Cadbury crème egg

[@icey_drag0n]

This video has single-handedly introduced me to an ENTIRE genre of geese-soulmate fics, and I cannot thank it enough.

[@CadanL]

I've read one or two of those before. Odd concept but, eh, watcha gonna do?

[@lynnzerben]

I love the soulmate geese. I have no idea why, but I always smile when I see them

[@Unwebonnn]

@@lynnzerben it's actually kinda cute if you think about it

[@lilyhawthorne1196]

How do I search for it on AO3? I need this

[@Messwiththehonkyougetthebonk]

Do you think those geese are hiring?

[@ashwithapen]

lmao i can safely say as someone who is friends with three very talented writers, something that good writers do when they have nothing else going on is that they plot out the most heart wrenching and detailed plot lines for the worst fic ideas the can come up with

[@teestab143]

this is unrelated but i LOVE your pfp! it's so adorable!

[@xhadow8815]

Also see; Writing throw away nonsense in order to get out of a writers block.

[@thegayrock]

AYO I LOVE THE PFP GAY FROG SUPREMACY

[@gnrngkcntnf]

gotta love the gay froggie

[@dimitrifaraday3146]

My Ao3 history would probably leave a few people scratching their heads.

[@Neo-Metal17]

😂

[@olfersisapotato8970]

Same

[@vortex3012]

*implied tennis*

[@PrismaPup7]

Lol that's literally anyone who's been reading on Ao3 for at least a year

[@Kilpspringer]

One of the ones I found weird was a one chapter crack fic. Mario beat the crap out of Jack Walten from the Walten files in a grocery store, saving Stanford Pines who was trying to simply get milk for his brother, who was having a breakdown basically the whole time.

[@demon_lord-san39]

what was it called?

[@ranshi8]

PLEASE drop the title

[@bladenot-runner1795]

Following because I need to know what this is, lol.

[@Kilpspringer]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS UHH Okay. Fic Name was “Stanford Pines goes to 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕖 to Get some 𝑀 𝐼 𝐿 𝒦”. If you scroll long enough on the gravity falls tag with the filter looking for Mario, you should find it. Hope this helps ya’ll.

[@HidingFromFish]

Why is it that I can read fanfics like this and yet I can’t watch the movie puss in boots past the “yOu’RE a GiRL?!?” And “YOU HIT ME WITH A GUITAR!!!” Lines due to second hand embarrassment?

[@PrismaPup7]

Haha, I get that!!! If it's visual cringe and I'm watching with other people, I literally die of second hand embarrassment, but reading a weird fic alone... somehow it's different? I think it's mainly the alone part, and no one knowing what I'm reading lol

[@DLCS-2]

That part was great.

[@clemente3966]

I'm sorry, what? 😆 Sorry for laughing, but if I wouldn't get past it, it would be because I would still be laughing at it because of how nice the whole scene before was and the cat just after that that goes "oooooooooh"

[@circa134]

My standards for fan fiction dropped ages ago

[@HidingFromFish]

@@circa134 honestly same

[@nurafifaharief9992]

Ok, but the one about Gordon Ramsay being a professor in the HP universe is actually very, very good and well written. The title is, Harry Potter and The Lack of Lamb Sauce. I'm pretty sure it started from a tumblr post about how Gordon would be like if he taught potions to the kids.

[@amandablack4741]

That fic was a 99 chapter blessing.

[@mirandabee2323]

My favorites coming out of that fic were Astoria and Rose.

[@lilybean9585]

I’m pretty sure iv come across this but I haven’t read it

[@marsd7947]

i love that fic

[@Lucy_the]

Now I know how Im gonna spend this day, thanks

[@june.2069]

This ain't strange anymore. This is CURSED.

[@amapathirana4855]

Once I read a One Direction fic where all 5 of them were mosquitoes. It was in Louis' pov, Harry asks Louis to be his special mosquito, they are all very hungry then Louis sits on a human neck to drink blood then there's a loud smack and everything goes dark. The end.

[@ellalee7]

I could feel Coley's pain in the intro

[@JamesLawner]

Just hearing the titles/descriptions fill me with dread and disgust. Ngl, the Willy Wonka/Dracula one actually sounded clever with the inclusion of Count Chocula 😂

[@adegoodman9053]

The Gordon Ramsay Harry Potter fic is called Harry Potter And The Lack Of Lamb Sauce, and it is the best fic I’ve ever read. Very well written, and gives so much depth to a lot of background characters (it’s on AO3)

[@pleasantpheasant1829]

i remember that one!! never finished it tho

[@imphie]

Thank you so fucking much babe !!!💕

[@simplysavyyy]

Ahh the memories it’s actually pretty good

[@maggie6647]

Thx

[@puzzlepi3ces783]

Yo I saw another comment that has the same fic

[@SmerkyRandomised]

Sounds unhinged, but a Good Omens Ineffable Husbands fic where Aziraphale is a ceiling fan and Crowley is an air conditioner- Yeah Azirafan x AC The thing is, it's funny, in character, has so many show references, adorable, and incredibly well written It was so good i even read it to my partner who doesn't read fanfic- (It's "air conditioned, love unconditional" on AO3 if you're interested lol)

[@stardust4273]

These sound more like bizarre dreams than fanfictions…

[@mc.gemstone]

I know right some of these fics sound like fever dreams.

[@steelchikorita]

To be fair one of the main sources of inspo for fanfic is dreams so you may not be far off on that assumption

[@shartnugget2260]

Fellow cookie simp⁉️⁉️⁉️ it’s a serious problem for me help

[@thenumbertwo9136]

Row, row, row your ship, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, canon's but a dream

[@Family-rf3vm]

Where do you think the ideas came from honey?

[@miuiruma69]

I love how coley's just like " I wish someone write a fanfic of ME turning into an m&m.." *she mumbles angrily*

[@PrismaPup7]

Imagine if someone actually did lol...

[@firewingy]

@@PrismaPup7 challenge accepted

[@Bagel674]

@@firewingy wait your actually gonna do it?-

[@firewingy]

@@Bagel674 I’ve started working on a plot already

[@Bagel674]

@@firewingy oh wow! Well good luck with it 👍🏻

[@pixel824]

I recently read a Star Wars fix-it fic where everyone's problems were solved by Anakin learning how to crochet blankets. It was actually pretty good

[@jupitermelichios392]

do you remember the name? that sounds fun

[@pixel824]

@@jupitermelichios392 It was Magic Blankets by Lady_Lombax :3

[@jupitermelichios392]

@@pixel824 Thank you!

[@theunschooledgirl]

I had to put down my knitting to go read it- IT'S SO GOOD. I'M NOT EVEN A STAR WARS FAN.

[@thecactuscat01]

I love that fic!

[@YanaDerre]

just wanna share this masterpiece of a sentence I just wrote. "his thoughts churned like a tempestuous sea with every wavering step he took, it made his shoulders tense in anxiety. " I KNOW IT'S NOT MUCH BUT I FEEL LIKE A GOD DAMN GENIUS

[@clarehillery4998]

I read a 21 book fanfic of Greek, Roman, Egyptian, and Norse mythology. Thank you Uncle Rick

[@lei_9222]

Ayyy uncle rick

[@zoe1315]

…you might be on to something

[@adamalene]

@@zoe1315 I mean.. they're not wrong

[@lizzyhamilton7473]

Bro I read those fics. Best fics ever. Really well-written too.

[@riymeep6708]

Omg I love those fics. They're written so well and they seem profession. Rick Riordan should make a real book because he's obviously got the skill

[@ThEmoWitch]

i would pay money to find out if the “person b becomes a rock, person a falls in love with the rock” story and the “DO NOT FUCK THE ROCK” tag are related in any way

[@AshepEli-YT]

Jojo part 8 spoilers I guess? Those tags sounds like it could be a jojolion fanfic even though I haven't read any

[@MinoMicha]

Did u find the fic?

[@justaperson4656]

H u h

[@aperson9603]

HnK, I’m certain, tho it’s mostly Pokémon crossover

[@thejabberwocky5884]

The reason they’re so well written is because writers lose motivation for all of their actual ideas and the only thing that motivates them becomes shrek x donkey smut or whatever they find works.

[@aperson9603]

I remember being a lil adventurous in AO3 and searches for the least popular fandoms that have fics for them. I found a Bejeweled (vid game) fic and I think it’s the only fic in that fandom. It’s a smut fic between the announcer that was in the Bejeweled game x Mr Toffee from Candy crush.

[@justasadenbylookingatmemes4623]

One of the weirdest fics I've ever read was Philza x Samsung Fridge. It wasn't smut though, just really weird pining and they also go to hell twice.

[@arcadeii]

oh yeah thats a common joke.

[@idkwhatslife]

Fun fact: that ship is 100% canon according to Mr Wilbur Soot.

[@Royalredry]

The weirdest fic I've ever read is Wilbur's Guitar by Dixienotfoundd on Wattpad...oh boy

[@luxury2092]

drop the link

[@Sammy_The_Umbreon]

honestly, should i be scared that i find this fic describtion completely normal-

[@JackedThor-so]

Ok, but a Rapunzel x Megamind doesn't sound that unpalatable tbh. Megamind is a hardened criminal with a cynical outlook unloved by the world who meets Rapunzel, a bubbly and non judgemental person who is amazed by everything and wants nothing more than to explore and see the good in people, including Megamind. I'm thinking very wholesome, very fluffy.

[@sweetiedropsesteam3438]

Yeah they’d make a wholesome couple

[@DanialTarki]

2010

[@spotlightanimation6719]

You forgot that Megamind is also a huge dweeb

[@MellyTheCatLover]

"Akechi Goro has an evil, people-murdering roomba" That's not strange at all, that sounds like a standard Akechi thing to do, it's prolly canon-

[@demdem7946]

If akechi did actually have a murdering roomba the phantom thieves would’ve been long gone

[@kenmasupremacy]

Isn't that just the canon?

[@renthewerecat]

tru

[@AAAAAAAAAA-m7t]

You aren't wrong tho

[@ropunt0labasilista511]

Indeedly probably this would be canon.

[@robbycooper6787]

8:12 I just remembered a fanfiction where sonic became evil and tortured his wife in a dungeon while doing something else that I don’t remember, I assume it was take over the world or something like that

[@Renni_Jay]

I would love an anime where seriel killers got turned into anime girls to attone for your sins, where they are acutely aware of how tropey their existence is, how weak their anime girl bodies are, how little control they have over their lives and situations. And their just suffering the entire time.

[@baseballcap-]

alr now I need that-

[@Sasygigikitty]

Lol

[@dapwproductions8630]

I mean there's a manga like that not with serial killers, but like with desperate af bad people turned into anime girls that straight up killing and torturing each other for the sake of survival and getting their wishes come true. Just that, it was sadly discontinued due to the author being dead before it finished.

[@baseballcap-]

@@dapwproductions8630 aw the poor author and readers :C but I need to read that-

[@Sasygigikitty]

This is so crazy, I wrote the two fanfics

[@angelazhang1083]

THE GEESE ONE IS AN ACTUAL AO3 TAG: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE - THE SOULMATE GOOSE OF ENFORCEMENT

[@jackson5802]

I want to contribute..

[@nobody9240]

THERE ARE 155 WORKS UNDER IT!!! I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!

[@loading7496]

Searching this now

[@1-800-darkhaloz]

I need to see this

[@evobrand1210]

I read one about it and was incredibly confused

[@Jimins__Pookie]

I read a Onceler x Lorax smut on Wattpad. The writer even rhymed it like Dr. Suess would. I was impressed.

[@slugcatpotatoes]

omg Going on wattpad right now how do you RHYME SMUT

[@Jimins__Pookie]

@@slugcatpotatoes Want the link? 💀

[@derpzones]

@@Jimins__Pookie Please do drop the link I want to see how on earth someone writes rhyming smut

[@Jimins__Pookie]

@@derpzones Deeply sad news my friend, I went on wattpad to get the link but the story was deleted 😢

[@spilledmilkii]

@@Jimins__PookieYES……

[@venusgalaxy3720]

Not weirdest, but best fanfic I think I have ever read was an Aladarius fandic from the owl house. It's a modern au, got great storyline amd it has everything you would want from a fic! It's called "New Beginnings (Usually means burning a few bridges)" By RussiaBear. It's literally the best, and it's so well thought out, has some smut but isn't just smut, has fluff, angst, amd it takes a hold of you like nothing ever has before! Oh, and the violet wardrobe collection by Hittechlatte. A Donnie (rottmnt) x reader fanfic collection. Super well written and also the best.

[@duskzehedgie3840]

Nothing surprises me anymore and that honestly scares me a little.

[@hallway_revenant7919]

we're gen Z wtf did you expect.

[@Leighv]

I read one called “We can’t fix it” (Bob the Builder x Handy Manny). Bob is a himbo who’s obsessed with fixing things, and Manny is sad that all his tools died. It’s a very strange, yet pretty short, and entertaining read on wattpad.

[@princessofweirdsville9000]

pls drop the link, I’d LOVE to read that!

[@hollystop]

I ship it

[@yellobanana6456]

I NEED IT

[@dededeletethis9940]

HANDY MANNY EXISTS OUTSIDE GERMANY????? I grew up watching that show (though, over here, it’s called “Meister Manny’s Werkzeugkiste“), but since i have never seen anyone mention it online, i was just convinced that it only aired in Germany, and now i learn that it does exist elsewhere?? Anyways, i always wanted a Bob the Builder/Handy Manny crossover episode, but this is *not* what i expected

[@Leighv]

@@dededeletethis9940 lol Handy Manny aired when I was a kid (in Canada). I’m not sure where else it aired, but it’s pretty cool to know that it was popular in Germany too.

[@bleepbloop5251]

Once read an ao3 fic with the pairing "Dracula/Barbie" and it was... shockingly good imo

[@arty6234]

genuinely want the link to that it sounds interesting

[@celestee2264]

Ayo that sounds like a unironically cool dynamic

[@awanderingp3rson]

oh yeah that one was GOOD.

[@justk9076]

1:29 is this it?

[@genie0561]

I was also suprised that it wasn't smut bc the commenter said she topped

[@sophiamikell7490]

3:50 I read that FanFiction! It was shockingly good and heartfelt! I recommend it.

[@MDSpencersLs]

Drop the link 🔫

[@The_lamb_sauce]

LINK

[@VictoriaPutinski]

I love the "but/and it was super well-written" lol. A03 is such a good example of humanity *chef's kiss*

[@acatthatmakeseclairs]

I remember someone talking about a biblical version of Percy Jackson, where everyone fights in the name of Christ.

[@luuuuux_]

I want to read that now. It sounds hilarious.

[@maryrose2945]

Pretty sure it’s called prayer warriors, it’s mentioned in a Sarah Z video

[@WHATTHEHELL666]

wtf

[@seineevee]

What the fuck.

[@acatthatmakeseclairs]

@@maryrose2945 yeah I think that's where I heard about it

[@cosmiccove1272]

Didn't read it but I've heard of it and seen screenshots of the ending online: The strangest fic I've ever seen is a Naruto fic where Naruto and Sasuke are arguing about their feelings in the twin towers and 9/11 happens at the end and they die. The closing notes contains a heartfelt message to those who had lost loved ones in the attacks. It was weirdly self-aware of the fact that writing something like that is pretty insensitive, all things considered.

[@fnikq2124]

WOW that's look disgusting

[@spicywatermelon8617]

I kinda wanna read it

[@sc14_weirdo]

I think I saw a Sterek (Derek x Stiles) 9/11 fic where they confess there love for each other and then jumped and died in the end.....I actually teared up??

[@rainisgreen7870]

oooo, what's it called?

[@cosmiccove1272]

@@rainisgreen7870 I don't know?? I only saw it in screen caps.

[@claire-31]

3:50 im like 99% sure this might be „Harry Potter and the lack of lamb sauce“ haven’t finished it yet but really funny and well written

[@aierie-dragonslayer]

I once read a crackfic that was written by someone who was only familiar with the source media through what their friends had told them. IIRC, part way through, a character randomly died because the author remembered hearing that he was canonically dead.

[@jupitermelichios392]

oh my god that is the best way to handle accidental canon divergence, i need to start doing that when i mess up in my fics

[@acatcalledthunderstar7]

I need to know what fandom this was for

[@madelinegams8856]

the gordon ramsay at hogwarts one is actually an exceptionally well written fic, but it's also 350,000+ words long and will leave you broken, because it is not as much a crack fic as the premise implies, and actually gets into some pretty heavy stuff, so would recommend, but go in with that knowledge.

[@edenrose4912]

Oh damn. I've started it and I'm on chapter 10. I have no intention to stop reading it but on a scale of 1 to 10 (with 1 being kinda hit in the feels and 10 being in emotional distress for the next week), what should I be expecting? I can handle emotional distress for a week. If reading The Worthy Of Fire taught me anything, it's that.

[@sofiaburger4148]

I don’t know what are your standards for emotional distress, but in the last chapters I was in a 8.5 state of mind, I was reading it at school and ended up crying a little

[@gracecc6853]

what’s the link??

[@madelinegams8856]

like, you will certainly cry multiple times if you're anything like me, and you will have to deal with the gritty reality of the second wizarding war in a way that really was never touched on in the books also, archiveofourown.org/works/12805206/chapters/29228961

[@olfersisapotato8970]

I'm on chapter 34- god it's so good.

[@Sammy_The_Umbreon]

I ACTUALLY READ THE PRINCE PHILLIP IN THE DSMP AFTERLIFE ONE- I TRIED TO SHOVE THAT MEMORY FAR DOWN, BUT HOLY SHIT I DID NOT EXPECT IT TO SHOW UP HERE- Edit: YALL WANT THE NAME? HUH? IT'S 'Prince Philip Goes to Hell' BY 'ABirdWithoutFeathers' GO FUCKING WILD GUYS

[@waveofficial2765]

Was it any good?

[@Alchemy818.]

Wait please give me a summery of that. I’m so tempted to read it but I’d really rather avoid scarring myself for life lmao

[@idontcare9919]

Don't be shy, hand over the link 👁👁🤲

[@JustBoomHypno]

🔫Go ahead. Tell us the name and author. Don't lets us down👁️👄👁️

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@JustBoomHypno Please, no... NO!!! 😭

[@badlie4858]

okay, but for real, Gordon Ramsay in Hogwarts is something we all need

[@mirandawilkey7548]

The Gordon Ramsay in HP one is Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce on Ao3! It sounds silly but it's honestly a masterpiece. Gordon is a very well written character and fits well, side characters are expanded on, new friendships are explored, and there's some really deep and intense stuff about pureblood supremacy. I haven't finished yet but I highly recommend it.

[@amandablack4741]

Yes I came here to say that. I have finished it. The last chapter is a very beautiful wrap up. Warning though, there are many feels.

[@acatthatmakeseclairs]

I am very tempted to read it.

[@misterminutes4504]

I literally just left a comment earlier for people who knew the link to the story, I didn't scroll down lol

[@edenrose4912]

OMG I started reading it too. I thought it was just gonna be a REALLY long crack fic and thought 'Why the hell not?' and then started crying laughing cause it was good and I was so shocked haha. I haven't had much time to read it recently and I'm reading like 5 other fics at the moment as well but I've got to chapter 10 and I'm hooked.

[@floofem4120]

👏

[@madprism2352]

I am sorry for traumatizing everyone who is gonna hear this sentence but: "Why is it always Donatello who lays the eggs?"

[@klinxium8627]

Donatello is submissive and breedable

[@majascha3414]

@@klinxium8627 I hate this sentence

[@sarahwithanhyouheathen3210]

@@majascha3414 omg me too but your response just made do the ugliest laugh of my life thank you 😂😂😂

[@melodywuvs_chu5565]

@@klinxium8627 😭

[@estellesmith4118]

@@klinxium8627 …why. Just why?

[@beek.4860]

Very late to the party but last year a freshman in drama club wrote a fanfiction about the entire rest of the drama club, mostly centered around her incredibly unrealistic romance with a sophomore. It was completely genuinely written, completely terrible, and completely in comic sans. It involved a fake pregnancy subplot

[@alirosekitty]

I WANNA SEE THIS! PLEASE LET ME SEE!

[@catblue4690]

There was a girl in my highschool that also wrote fanfiction of real people centered around her. She eventually left the school because she was racist and people already hated her anyways. Last I heard, she’s writing brother incest fanfiction.

[@gwynethdolen3275]

@@catblue4690 reading that comment was like getting punched over and over again

[@TheNerdyArcher]

Okay but having read that Ramsey in HP universe fic I can say it is by FAR one of the best Potter fics out there. A* truly chef's kiss.

[@castawayswearecastaways3670]

I've read a fan fiction about dogs from two celebrities and the book contained nothing but "woof", "bark" and "arf"

[@ca4794]

So it's basically the 'I Am Groot' fic but with dogs

[@castawayswearecastaways3670]

@@ca4794 exactly

[@rogue_sorcerer1239]

It's getting late for me but.. the sorting hats love. I'll give a quote "Dumbledore felt something hard and it wasn't the sword of godric Gryffindor"

[@soyothedanny]

Oh my god. Hahaha I think I would be traumatized by the summary but I'm intrigued

[@macaronic_]

🤨

[@band-aid-enthusiast]

Huh I think I read that one with my brother...

[@jem_jaqovich]

I'M SOBINH

[@rogue_sorcerer1239]

On top of this there was also another, The Hogwarts castle itself X the Hogwarts lake kraken PS both of these were found in a highschool literature class when we had a drama teacher sub us... We read the summaries out loud.

[@cheetosan]

i once read a fic about the pong ball having an existential crisis. it was somehow extremely profound??

[@anacamilasanchezpenagos444]

Damn. What's it called?

[@awanderingp3rson]

link give now

[@moss_the_frog_]

@@awanderingp3rson WHERE

[@epicpeachtime]

TELL US, PLEASE? OR I SWEAR I WILL MAKE MY OWN

[@AngDevigne]

@@epicpeachtime So have you written it yet? This sounds dope.

[@WEB_P]

I usually don't read fanfics that are *too* weird, but there was this one book called Danganronpa 69. From what I can remember, it was Danganronpa but with characters from popular media. It was actually really well written and I think it was what got me into fanfics in general. The creator of it is also now doing *another* Danganronpa fanfic, Danganronpa 96. Although slightly strange, they're very good books.

[@justclaire7701]

I’ve read many weird fan fics but my personal favorite was a Logan Sanders x Crofters Jam smut fan fic where the jar of Crofters Jelly was not sentient but still managed to top

[@agame._.]

What the hell

[@greenfox18z40]

How does that work? I ok yeah that might as well happen-

[@romanfritz5149]

GOD WAIT I READ THAT ONE THOSE ARE SOME REPRESSED MEMORIES

[@spicywatermelon8617]

Drop the link 👀

[@estellesmith4118]

As much as I love and adore Sanders Sides… Drop the link 👀

[@willowisp254]

Ah, yes. The Soulmate Goose of Enforcement.

[@mamagoosey]

... O.O

[@kamishy_Art]

I thought you were joking but it's an actual f tag on ao3 with 6 pages What thefucccccc Edit: Holyshit I saw 4 and it's actually well written 👌

[@luuuuux_]

I remember reading one of those!

[@justdianedoesstuff7455]

Coley: “Wish someone would write about me turning into an M&M” Me: “I got you girl” *grabs pen*

[@LlamasAtMidnight]

Tell me if you ever post it

[@Castle_of_v1nes]

please-

[@nicoleauza9198]

Commenting until you send the link

[@i-3562]

It was during a beautifully sunny day. The cloudless sky and the warm weather were perfect for children to play outside. You may think that a young woman like Coley would be enjoying the good time out in the open, but NO. Coley was not like other girls. She was different. She, unlike most of the people, stayed in her room to finish this wonderful exotic fanfiction she found on Ao3, telling the lovestory between Cinderella and Spongebob. While reading, she was devouring M&Ms, colour by colour. She always began with the red ones, then the yellow ones, the brown ones, the blue ones, the orange ones and then ended with the green ones, her favourites. When the time to consume the first green M&M arrived, as she reached out for it, a voice came out of nowhere: “Please, don't eat me!” “Huh?”, was the very articulated response of the girl. “I said don't eat me, you deaf grandma!” replied the voice. Coley looked at the M&M in bewilderment. Could it be... “Are you the one talking to me?”, she asked, still confused. “AM I THE ONE TALKING? OF COURSE I am the one talking! Or maybe you are about to eat something else?” Coley was ✨confusion✨. “I said don't eat me because I am not a real M&M. I was turned into it by a witch who wanted to punish me.” It could have been because of the warm weather or because of the fanfiction about Cinderella and Spongebob, but Coley was feeling a lot like a Disney princess. Carried by her impulse, she brought the green M&M to her lips, but not to eat it, no... Instead, she kissed it. PUFF Everything seemed so big somehow. So, so big. And then, she remembered how the tale went. The princess kissed the frog and became a frog too. That’s when she realised: She was an M&M. A green one. The end~

[@i-3562]

Wow I feel proud of myself

[@eeyorehaferbock7870]

That one at 13:29 is especially funny now that there’s an actual Winnie-the-Pooh slasher movie. Which everyone hated upon release, by the way.

[@savanareherman654]

A fic shipping the Tumblr phrases “I like your shoelaces” x “Do you love the color of the sky?”

[@ashmanitara471]

???????????wh

[@proonv5513]

forbidden lovers

[@sashasasha6212]

LINK PLEASE?!

[@eri7169]

Linklinklinklink

[@arielfoster6580]

@@eri7169 its on ao3, its called Skylaces (Do you love the color of the sky/I like your shoelaces) iconic tumblr post fanfic unfortunately its not even 300 words, but its supposed to be the start of a series of other similar fics

[@radakiana4345]

The waifufication former presidents one sounds like something japanese game developers would make

[@megarockman]

I mean, historical dictators have already been waifu-ed.

[@at-citie]

Crack ships create the weirdest fics. And for some reason, the owl house has the most crackships I've seen. Snowdric, Edric x dictionary, hootlingo, hooty x Lillith, Cameda..... there is alot

[@blueghost4769]

From my experience with fics of crackships, they're either really good and well-written or every single sentence is absolute chaos

[@RAINY7701]

I hate the fact that I’ve heard of all of those. All. Of. Them...

[@Amberstar08]

Snowdric’s where it’s at ✊😔/j

[@KrysPGator]

hootlingo isnt a crackship i mean it has pretty substantial evidence

[@whatthefvksk]

Hunter x therapy

[@Stranger_is_Ratonic]

I would low-key read the Gordon Ramsay as a Professor at Hogwarts.

[@isabee2634]

the fact that as a dsmp fan I understand the context behind the prince Phillip limbo fic without having read it is something I find both mildly distressing and very funny

[@admiralthecat]

SAME 😭

[@lightswitch3150]

SAME 😭

[@yourlocaltheatrekid900]

The fact that I saw that comment in the video and immediately knew what fic they were talking about... I'm pretty sure I have it bookmarked somewhere LOL

[@selena-9841]

The geese chase you to your soulmate trope is actually hilarious some of the best fics out there

[@eliana2522]

I stumbled across that tag and now I'm obsessed. But the fic that really drove me into it was a star wars fic and Anakin, Padmé and Obi-Wan were soulmates. One of Padmé's geese tried to goosasinate Palpatine and the worldbuilding was beautiful.

[@JackoHeartz]

recently read a cars fanfiction that made me feel emotions LIKE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIENDS THAT A SHIP FIC BETWEEN LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND JACKSON STORM MADE ME SOB IN THE FETAL POSITION ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR (it was 'Ruin Me' on AO3 if anyone is curious. fitting name considering my heart was torn to shreds lol)

[@haileyc.581]

OKAY I JUST READ IT AND ITS SO GOOD; GREAT REC

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Squid Games AU. No explanation needed.

[@PlexyFresh]

Every DOAWK fanfiction is a ride and a half. Ever read Greg's No Nut November?

[@demowons]

I once wrote something about my friend and bread, it started my career as "the fanfic writer" at my school and I ended up writing a lot of interesting things, like another of my friends dating a microwave

[@vantabebs]

THIS COMMENT ALONE MAKES ME WANT TO WRITE A FANFIC ABOUT SOME OF THE KIDS IN MY CLASS

[@demowons]

@@vantabebs go for it, it's fun

[@jackson5802]

I wrote gay Shakespeare fanfiction for a grade in freshman year... I didn't think it could get much worse...

[@lizzyhamilton7473]

No one can ever know I write fics. But I might just start a fandom for my school exclusively for people at said school.

[@quiwiaie7997]

Spill the tea 👀

[@supersketchy3824]

Count chocola is pure comedy gold 👌

[@sakiyaki-sashimi]

2 words: piss fic I’m so sorry to all of my fellow danganronpa fans, “let it all out” still sadly exists

[@archival_cryptid]

I found out about through a uquiz (dont ask), and my curiosity got the better of me. I got through a solid couple of chapters before I just couldn't do it anymore. It literally brought me to tears and not in a good way

[@olive_235]

OH NO

[@fugocat]

god i hate that one

[@fugocat]

IVE READ LIKE 6 CHAPTERS ….

[@Francis-m8d]

That's not even the worst danganronpa fanfic there is out there....there are much much worse ones....

[@rxbxccx_04]

I might be late to the party or whatever but I once read a fanfiction where Hitler was planning a party and he had the biggest crush on Mussolini (including a little daydream about them getting married and having 37 children). And something about UNO and rainbow frosting cupcakes. Also they were all acting like cliché teenage girls. I still blame the heat for making me read this. It was quite entertaining though.

[@maverickREAL]

For me, it was 2 separate fanfics shipping Wikipedia and TV Tropes. They actually had a pretty cute dynamic? Still lowkey ship it

[@lmbusiness5300]

Coley: mentions Two Trucks Ranboo fans: *rising up out of the darkness*

[@ttd0000]

I'm terrified, yet curious.

[@Cherry_Zabix]

*lemon demon fans scuttle out of the cracks*

[@lucystarr971]

Transformers fans: OWO did I JUST HEAR *TWO TRUCKS*

[@Gh0stBeeAlt]

two trucks starts playing

[@Shadowonwater]

@@ttd0000 Two Trucks by Lemon Demon Ranboo is mentioned because he plays a lot of Lemon Demon music in his streams It's a song in which two trucks have sex and the song is kind of about toxic masculinity

[@jules8025]

i saw one on ao3 that was margret thatcher/ margret thatcher, surprisingly well written

[@anarchomando7707]

I heard of Ronald Reagan x Margret thatcher

[@kermit_dreams7527]

Saw Prince Phillip x Margaret Thatcher before...

[@carolinemcgovern4488]

@@anarchomando7707 I mean, Maggie did say Regan was the most important man in her life outside of her husband so.....

[@DrDolphina]

I've read the darkest and prob most well known fanfic in the OSC community: Experiment 21. It was well-written and had the best twists I've seen since, I'm pretty sure it even set a trend for TT (Test Tube, A character in a show called II) to be a over-used villain. Gotta love giving the her friends (Test subjects) half pain-killer half-cyanide pills in a med kit! Also it was the first fic I read.