The Washing Machine that would not Die

[@kaspargraeflakin5905]

*breaks washing machine by launching fireworks at it until it explodes* “Something’s stopped it”

[@hylo784]

😂

[@hughchapman5319]

I wonder if it's covered by warranty

[@rainbow_vader]

Man: breaks washing machine with fireworks Man: why would fireworks do this

[@Baba_Ghanoush]

jokes on you...you just voided the warranty...

[@cphVlwYa]

Idk, the sealing screw may still be in place. In which case it's good

[@reinventedprodigy3680]

crazywebkinz9 😂😂😂😂

[@beatyourwife]

Hah!

[@LenadTJ]

😂😂😂 I just can't

[@robbiebrownvox]

"They're not heavy enough, them fireworks... BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!" That was the first time I had to pause a video and give myself time to laugh something off in a long time lmao

[@cadocommando8868]

Same

[@violettesaudio9185]

i like how they literally just started throwing improvised explosives into it

[@veterayt6800]

What was the can they used? Need one of those for something

[@ripleylivesay3051]

@@veterayt6800 looked like spray paint for the first one and butane canisters (the kind for camping stoves) for the second and third

[@jaredchong4070]

Indestructible object list: Nokia 3310 Chuck norris Toyota Hilux This unknown washing machine.

[@miraelmagnona2598]

Hell yeah

[@jacobbrettner1995]

Pfft hilux... I’ve broken plenty of them. Some on purpose and some not...

[@NiteArtorias]

@Gavin Cooke i believe he meant the brand and make when he said unknown but hey i could be wrong

[@operator_hoodie]

Toyota Hilux is indestructible?! 🤔

[@operator_hoodie]

@Gavin Cooke Don't watch much Top Gear...

[@god6278]

3:40 imagine if his tie got stuck in the dishwasher

[@dtjackson1647]

Damn! XD

[@aysetetik730]

It's a washing machine

[@god6278]

@@aysetetik730 3:18

[@happypeople8855]

@@aysetetik730 its a dishwasher is talking about

[@dmsarentworking2458]

Dish washer?

[@nathantagg2691]

this reminds me of those bosses in videogames that keep coming back patched up

[@NikopolAU]

"Nanomachines, son"

[@howscat9204]

NikopolAU “It’s Nanotech! You like it?”

[@aligamiles]

Bowser

[@stavrosps1238]

Mr.X

[@stavrosps1238]

@Peely why eww?

[@JC130676]

1:13 That's a _very_ colinfurze statement: "It's only a little fire."

[@colinfurze]

So i'm currently working on a huge build in the barn up the farm but theres always time to blow stuff up so me n tom set about some kitchenware haha. stay tuned as you'll soon find out what the monster creation in the barn is but if you want more tom blowing stuff up he has his own channel with a massive 20 subs kzbin.info/door/mHlRvokjFiREW2Z5i02JcQ he's a strange man but he dug the bunker so good lad.

[@Ultimatevideopewna]

colinfurze I’m also working on a project drift trike inspired by you mate. I’ve found a sponsor to help me pay for it and I can bring it in to drift it around College too 😂 thanks a lot man.

[@jacobpagett4388]

colinfurze you should build a monster bike with a monster truck wheel or tractor wheel

[@Alex-rw5pk]

The link to toms channel dinnae work furze!

[@longnamedude3947]

Links currently broken.... I want to see more havoc haha

[@bursucu2912]

how about a gas turbine engine?

[@cj2708]

I didn't know nokia makes washing machines

[@LavenderBluz]

It's a mix of volvo and Nokia

[@dudepanda8486]

It’s a volvo

[@LavenderBluz]

@@dudepanda8486 NO. A toyota hilux (if you've seen that topgear episode)

[@dudepanda8486]

Big Smoke ok

[@dudepanda8486]

Big Smoke I have it’s on the podium

[@alienjantan]

It's not that it won't die... you won't let it die.. After the third time; Washing Machine: "stahhhpPp~ let me die~" Colin: "He Got a tape" \[0a0]/

[@sssssnake222]

😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😂🤣😆😉

[@bruhler7559]

(Tapeing noises) Washing Machine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE

[@everythingsalright1121]

it keeps going to washer machine heaven but you keep resurrecting it

[@galletathecat1960]

Thats what i say to god at night its not that i dont realy wanna die its that ypu wont let me die

[@Chris47368]

@5dope 200th!!! 🙂

[@hylo784]

Washing Machine: Boy am I happy to be a happy washing machine just washing clothes and living a happy life. **British man appears over horizon**

[@RJJR-uy8hl]

Colinfurze: *Menacing*

[@brayloncraft2336]

Xd

[@travismoton30]

Washing machine:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@sufiyabegom5954]

Chhota shivpur@@RJJR-uy8hl xfjijjn by t hm my CV

[@josephstalin7353]

R U L E B R I T T A N I A

[@jeenyus720]

this is what youtube was made for

[@haroldwillsoon6442]

Kevin Rustles have a reaply

[@CausallyExplained]

Kevin Rustles and cats

[@patrickkelly3486]

Kevin Rustles and a hug

[@psyolent.]

+ cats

[@antiisocial]

True story

[@GumbootZone]

Set it up in your laundry, with all the pieces around it, then call in a repair man and tell him "It's not running quite right!"

[@npgabriel]

but... why?

[@xavierrodriguez2463]

se mai The fuck is wrong with you.

[@Nikko_Suave]

Npgabriel Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[@dominicbrown7181]

Washing machine: JUST LET ME DIE!

[@jamescameron5090]

A.K.A. pretty much *every immortal ever*.

[@omen2332]

Now I feel bad for it

[@dwightvallo284]

Omfg! The washing machine can replied?!!

[@heyyeshyou]

Washing Machine lives matter 😢

[@FatherUno]

But he just keeps shaming it😂

[@TheTeaTVI]

3:57 Colin : "You was only supposed to do the dishes" brilliant Italian Job reference

[@WitteArtistry]

The metal music for the washing machine spinning is perfect 🤣👍

[@Daveonimus]

Is this GWAR?

[@AbsurdAsparagus]

its more punk then metal.

[@sebastiennudo7792]

Punk not metal

[@amorembalming]

@@Daveonimus nah. Diamond in the rough.

[@TrooperLFC]

this is nowhere near metal music

[@lupidoo3410]

Interviewer: What do you do for a living? Colin Furze: I kill washing machines

[@aridonn9356]

ll-//

[@Rampagedd]

Plumber 😂 as he was

[@Marie-uc7xx]

||-//

[@daljitkumar4239]

hahahaha

[@fudgenuggets405]

Colin "The Washing Machine Killer"? Why do they call him "The Washing Machine Killer"? Because he kills washing machines, Avi.

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

Now that's what I call good *clean* fun!

[@bryanrosenberg8754]

Not in California its not.. what a shitty state.. I have a destructive device charge on my juvenile record lol..

[@j5gamer455]

Taking out the laundry

[@matthewvincent8971]

Honestly, the brick made me laugh the most. Doesn't get cleaner than that!

[@archaologist5207]

Someone You Don't Know lol

[@itzmejav995]

Someone You Don't Know i taught i saw this as his veiw number 126,112B VEIWS. BUT THE I REALIZE KT WAS AN 8

[@uberlord983]

Honestly, I think the washing machine could've theoretically taken an infinite amount of fireworks. The only reason there was any damage in the first place was because Tom's shot missed, got stuck under the washer, & went off INSIDE the machine.

[@Slayer666th]

Man, that washing machine would survive WW3 and mine broke after 7 month...

[@fredmanM]

Old washing machines would last years upon years, new ones are made to last like 12 months and that’s it

[@chrissss696]

My grandma had a 25 years old washing machine, the only problem was the door sometimes got stuck because of rust and was hard to open

[@world_citizen]

Did you through a brick in it?

[@Marchautowerks]

This one must have still been under warranty, yours was probably only 6months. Thats how warranties work, things dont break till it runs out

[@JeremyFinch42]

Lemme guess . . . Is it that shit you can hook up to your Wifi so you can get notifications on your laundry through your phone? This sounds insane . . . but I fucking have one . . . And they're fucking shit.

[@DaWeylen]

YES! This is why I originally subscribed to you. Meaningful and educational content - brilliant!

[@Funilesh]

DaWeylen 'Meaningful and Educational'

[@drwoo6090]

DaWeylen absolutely!

[@helloworld4390]

Defo

[@TheBaconWizard]

Me too. I'm 43.

[@TheNocturnalAlchemist]

Sometimes blowing stuff up is all you need

[@ehproghat1028]

The Nocturnal Alchemist should he be married in a suit of armor too?

[@shootahmaccg7139]

The Nocturnal Alchemist do tell a Muslim that

[@johnxkiller1962]

The Nocturnal Alchemist dont worry his rich

[@zacroffs]

I see you commenting on so many different videos that I watch

[@markrenton4998]

That last one looked like a bloody grenade

[@Warchamp-mv3tr]

Death it’s your time Washing machine: was I a good washing machine Death: no Death:I was told you were the best

[@dandysusstew7678]

I have Respect for the washing machine man... yes it was the best washing machine I ever seen

[@nathannegri1398]

Nah it went more like this: Death: (sobbing while throwing everything at it) why won’t you die Washing machine: *BOTH GOD AND SATAN FEAR ME*

[@IDES0]

@@nathannegri1398 you made me laugh... thanks

[@andrewkovnat]

Now this reminds me of the oold, old Colin, doing crazy stuff like this purely for the joy of it. Although, that sounds more like anything he does, doesn't it?

[@frog8220]

Idea: you take a dishwasher or washing machine, and instead of water you’ll put gasoline or alcohol. Let it “wash” some fireworks.

[@CharlieDB96]

+

[@Venomhail]

Um, that wouldn't do anything

[@TommyTom21]

Venom Hail U ok?

[@Venomhail]

The gas will burn, but the powder will turn to a slow burning mush, if it burns at all. Mixing chemicals changes a lot

[@frog8220]

Venom Hail when its inside the fireworks? I think this should work. Source: rum was defined as 100 proof back in the day by pouring it on powder and igniting it. Rum with >50% alcohol would not make the powder burn slower. So your alcohol just needs to be 100 proof or more

[@osmiloe2776]

*BRIIICK*

[@confibuzz]

* throws BRIIICK in *

[@umestudante4551]

Brazil, Russia, India, India, India, China and Kuwait

[@jw8361]

😭

[@TekDristan]

This is Mythbusters with the safeties removed. Excellent.

[@JevonWright]

No it's OK they've got their safe ties

[@applepie3597]

Man if teacher's were that enthusiastic, school would be a lot nicer.

[@guthriefullagar8293]

apple pie not if they were that enthusiastic but if they actually did that 😂

[@fishtheperson]

Yep

[@jessragan6714]

Maybe they should get paid more!

[@EduardoHernandez-tk7fj]

Or more would be vlosed down

[@Verrisin]

and a lot more dangerous XD

[@grahamhartindillabough7581]

Hmm the washing machine legendary stats :+100% health regen while being touched by a brit, 100% fire resistance, 100% explosion resistance, -100% resistance to bricks.

[@gawrgurahololive-en1807]

+100% to any physical damage

[@ThisLittleCriticSanad]

Yet at our house you put some sneakers in the washing machine and it’s so damaged it’s not covered by insurance .

[@amany8538]

This Little Critic loooool I couldn’t help but laugh. So true!

[@giuliana1118]

Amany it’s like when you hear about someone walking away from a ten car accident yet you trip on a LEGO and break ur hip.

[@jennyfundie7137]

LooooooL

[@meganmelissa914]

I’m dying lol

[@suhailakhoury1404]

Best comment ever lol

[@benallmon5613]

"This is practically dynamite" 😂😂

[@Samsport1]

haha lost it when he said that

[@shrummajor114]

“He’s got his safety tie on! DO IT!!”

[@sephirothjenova3620]

This is how you get rid of those tough stains.

[@enamelbucket2081]

now with the power of oxidizer

[@vincentrobinette1507]

Good way to put a "spin" on this video!🤣😂😁

[@drexlspivey96]

this comment reminds me of an old SpongeBob episode I saw when I was younger, long story short he practically blew up the town trying to remove stuck on food from a dish plate

[@kenetickups6146]

KABOOM GETS THE TOUGH STAINS OFF

[@strongpenguin]

Oh my god... A technomancer

[@asherhockersmith8271]

I think you mean a tech-ro-mancer

[@rayanderson5797]

@@asherhockersmith8271 No they call those "Tech Priests"

[@marcd5757]

When the new dishwasher saw the old one Chuckles: Im In Danger

[@TheInfinityMaster1]

2:18 Furzenstein: *"IT LIVESSSSSSS!!!"*

[@1lonestrider]

What do you have against washing machines?!

[@unwarranteddumbassery9263]

I can drink clorox

[@leonharkth]

It spins

[@HughzieTube]

Keeps making his socks disappear.

[@teemo2901]

Mr.Awesome Animations he is a feminist

[@melonlord1414]

nothing that really works exept for dynamite

[@rexblank3088]

That brick pwned that machine...

[@jackguest145]

Rex001X Blank Is that even a word?

[@smashyrashy]

unfortunately yes it's a roblox word

[@TheGrimReapergh]

holy fuck, did you just say pwned? last time i heard that it was 2007

[@userPrehistoricman]

aw yeah we got some pwnage in here

[@danieldo8859]

BUT MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE

[@HiHACKER]

*But My Hope Will Never DIE!* _Dada.. dadada... Dada... Dadadada.._

[@97Giorgos97]

I came here for this!

[@nickm5911]

That’s what it reminded me of

[@T0St3d]

deeee reeeep kick base kick snare bass :)

[@Marco-ip5cw]

HiHACKER song name?

[@nickm5911]

Marco Stuff and things I keep holding on

[@sassy-ikeabooren-thing6368]

the amount of pure chaos is so ammusing and im not sure what that says about me lmao

[@doubledarefan]

Dishwasher can take anything you can dish out. Except Dishplosions!

[@maansg77]

Double Dare Fan da dum dish

[@PaarthGuptaYT]

Maan Singh okay then

[@LordZonaxe]

Puntastic

[@knocknevis7390]

Double Dare Fan lol

[@oneshot4403]

Double Dare Fan Dish is quite a good pun.

[@frogware67]

Tom..."I'm putting this Rocket in the dishwasher and........" Rocket??? That was more like a Bomb! That literally destroyed it, Awesome work, Love it!

[@seeyouspacecowboy14]

Ikr, I was like what kinda freaking rocket was that to completely blow up a steel dish washer

[@seeyouspacecowboy14]

like a stick of TNT XD

[@readman010]

seeyouspacecowboy14 looked like a thunderflash, used a lot in paintball and airsoft as grenades

[@certified_fresh]

Did you try turning it off and back on again?

[@Diebyhonxr]

The mashing wachine die would not

[@EddieFox]

Manufactures are recalling these machines as they're obviously unsafe. Thank you for this public safety film.

[@moonmoon3429]

3:53 the door flew out and his face said it all😂

[@MossPalone]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug

[@TheBaconWizard]

No way to launder the money, anymore.

[@PeaceWithoutPeople]

i have no idea who these dudes are or why they're SO PUNK ROCK... but got on ya gents.. this was a BLAST!

[@tomkarren2473]

Almost died laughing at this. It’s not dead yet, fix it up and blow it up again! (x 10). This guy is my spirit animal.

[@adoseofcats]

The washing machine is one tough son of a b**ch 😂😂

[@deepspacelazarus7207]

must be that german engineering

[@Marco-ip5cw]

Jordan B. Lol

[@spud5921]

that washing machine had determination

[@oliebol-fr9ft]

iDE was*

[@workwithnature]

What modle is it? lol

[@yellya]

Who knows

[@heavythegreywolf]

God mode

[@morg5005]

Its the Modle model.

[@CharlesCalvinTheUndying]

Knokia

[@обычныйканал-ю2ъ]

AEG OKO LAVAMAT 1800 RPM

[@joseheredia2609]

THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN WATCHING MY FIDGET SPINNER.

[@jamescameron5090]

Truest thing in existence.

[@joseheredia2609]

Kranki Pete Absolutely..

[@guestguest9]

1:12 “There’s a fire” Colin: “oh it’s only a little fire” Love that!

[@kollyn3643]

It looks like they both got off work and then one of them was like “you know what let’s go blow shit up in awashing machine” 😂

[@spur4567]

Rage Against The (washing)Machine

[@willynebula6193]

SPUR 45 most kids are like huh!

[@shoupster]

"THIS IS PRACTICALLY DYNAMITE" * lights in hand*

[@nandaputra4821]

Mom: where's my washing machine, son?

[@davidcarr4991]

Fireworks, explosives, safety ties and gaffer tape. Yup, it's a Colin Furze video. :)

[@Alexsmith2001]

Isis have claimed responsibility for the damaged washing machine.

[@oni_lad_uno_tha]

Alex Smith how do you make this stuff

[@oni_lad_uno_tha]

Not Alex smith

[@dogshot193]

noice

[@bomberharris9322]

Nah, This is so brutal ISIS doesn't even want to claim responsibility for it

[@guy3nder529]

Old

[@Tomlamb980]

That's me that is

[@Tai1g]

Tom Lamb You were only supposed to do the dishes

[@authenticmax6350]

Nice one Tom.

[@Dudleymiddleton]

Subscribed! :)

[@althejazzman]

It's ok, he had his safety tie on as well.

[@reggiep75]

I appreciate a skilled pyromaniac!!

[@michealhoffstater9810]

This Washing Machine: **"Why are we here... if only to suffer?"**

[@jabz1582]

Just to suffer*

[@isaacchambers4474]

I heard there was a guy who escaped from an insane asylum a couple years back

[@PyroSpecial]

Yeah i love Firework in combi with Washing Machine's :D

[@microbuilder]

"The dishes are done, man!" ~Dont Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead

[@mrlyle007]

My go to phrase for 20 years,people be like whaa...cool to hear it from someone!

[@microbuilder]

Sucks when you get old enough that people stop understanding your references doesnt it?? lol

[@schrodingerscat1863]

An absolute Furze classic this, makes me laugh every time I watch it.

[@PrimevalMedia]

You needed a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 to kill it!

[@alexlee2581]

Primeval Media you could buy a new washing machine *oooorrr* get an IPHONEE

[@happi-entity]

or a nokia 3310. definitely stronger than the brick

[@DaltonGoesSlow]

too soon

[@MrWombatty]

Many owners of a particular Samsung washing-machine model didn't even need that!

[@charlespinto6175]

It’s amazing how much destruction you can fit in to just 4 mins

[@patmald]

like old skool colinfurze

[@macallan3933]

patmald he has changed for the bad

[@luisbetancourt-dp7hh]

I'm actually surprised Colin hasn't changed a bit in 6 years it's great

[@mattb3170]

Great invention furze

[@SamT]

Im fairly certain that Collin Furze did not invent washing machines that destroy themselves. Photonicinduction did it first

[@Geekmakes]

Actually, Aussie50 has done this years before Photonicinduction back in 2011.

[@ljc4835]

Me: why would you do this Colin:because I can

[@ralphvanthoff]

4:34 was waiting for your mate to get his tie stuck in the dishwasher door 😂

[@WhatIMakeIsRandom]

Skippie But it's 4:24 long?

[@jorgeperalta6113]

Colin: As Robocar POLI TV Army Washing Machine/Dishwasher: As VittorioTheVyonder2003 Army

[@kimjongrussel7645]

*Gets fixed for the 3rd time Washing machine: Just let me die already!

[@jamesflaum8860]

This was so satisfying for some reason

[@MTLofficial]

Got to love a good Colin Furze video in the morning!

[@lindsaybrown7357]

Aussie50 will always hold the crown for ultimate washing machine destruction video.

[@atimachisk9377]

I can't believe how much I enjoyed this video

[@ChiefDizzyLeaf]

When the parents are out of town and your best friend comes over 😂😂

[@frogjog8822]

Top ten hardest mega man bosses to defeat.

[@georgexuereb3624]

Thanks Colin for animating this mechanical aggression on my behalf so that I don't have to do it and as a result helping in maintaining a good neighborly relationship on my street.

[@MajorLeagueBassboost]

That makes me wonder... could you power a go-kart with the electric motor of a washing machine? I mean, if anyone would be able to do that It'd be you Colin.

[@adjenkinsuk]

Moritz Vogt You wouldn't go very far, not once the plug pulled out of the wall socket anyway.

[@VeraTheTabbynx]

Why bother? His go kart has a bloody pulse jet on it!

[@MajorLeagueBassboost]

UGU Zach idk? Just to see if it's possible.

[@MajorLeagueBassboost]

Andrew Jenkins duh

[@Elrarion2]

That's why you bring you wall with you.

[@dumbnutz9460]

*My hope will never die...*

[@danieldo8859]

BUT MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE

[@justinlezak3122]

Daniel Do that video is truly the best one I’ve ever seen on toyrube

[@colorado841]

For sale: One washing machine. Shows signs of normal use and has a few minor dents. A real beauty!

[@mtgaming8170]

This just proves how durable washing machines are

[@jonasjonassen4424]

A like that you use heavy rock and roll music. It is like your own style, and it seems like you dont care if it's not the most used youtube backround music of all.

[@carbon1255]

It is punk generally, but I will let you off. And it fits in with anarchic themes of the channel.

[@victorgalvez927]

Hahahahahah!!! Bloody dishwasher!!! Wtf is the rocket that you put inside??

[@user-nj2js8ok5q]

Victor Galvez cobra firecracker

[@RickyVinnie]

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST VIDEO ON KZbin

[@captainbarbossa5201]

Rare footage of German ww2 soldiers firing at a Sherman using Panzerfausts. (1944 colorized)

[@bangganoerisputra9404]

Knyq Barbosa Ahahhaha XD

[@applealien6658]

Ecks dee

[@kerchtrucking]

The dishwasher was a sherman

[@TheMarineGamerIGGHQ]

Well doesn't work because the Sherman wouldn't have lasted as long lol

[@devastator5042]

TheMarineGamer IGGHQ the Sherman was notorious for being able to be bodged back to life

[@korbendallas1956]

When other washing machines fail to do the job, there's only one brand you can count on.... *WOLVERINE*

[@cheekifirabreeki1344]

who would win? a mechanic that costs thousand of dollars and is responsible for washing you clothes every day or ONE BRICKY BOI

[@Jawyi]

1:53the washing mashine: IM GONNA EAT THIS GOPRO

[@crispyrice]

This is the best video Colin has ever made...

[@VeraTheTabbynx]

Nah, fart@france: the result and jet powered go-kart are still tied for the top spot for me.

[@Guadalfaca]

Dishwasher's best explosion ever!

[@superdoodjj]

Meanwhile, my washer can't even handle washing clothes without dying...

[@slatefeather320]

Employ at Electronics store: Sir, what kind of washing machine are you looking for? Colin: Which one explodes the best?

[@casewhite5048]

Where's codyslab with the nitroglycerin

[@jamescollins6085]

1:43 Photonicinduction would be proud.

[@zeltau]

Try using the washing machine's drum to make a combustor liner for a huge jet engine.

[@No_moral_to_the_story]

This video is a reminder how important it is to fill out a do-not-resuscitate form