College Hype Songs Are So Weird

[@veginito9927]

I could never, the thought of someone seeing a video of me singing coming up 10 years after makes my palms sweaty

[@JillyCookeMusic]

Does it make your knees weak?

[@teacup5234]

Does it make your arms heavy?

[@xx_doctordoctor_xx9101]

does it remind you of mom's spaghetti?

[@-user_redacted-]

Look at this guy, I bet there's vomit on his sweater already.

[@svampebob007]

I forgot what I wanted to write down already

[@bridgetsmith8196]

Missouri native here, I just want to let you know that both Mizzou music videos put together perfectly encapsulate what it feels like to live here. Just add humidity and you’ve basically seen it all. 💀☠️💀

[@beepatpen]

bro hearing mizzou in this video freaked me out as I used to live by the school lmao

[@11pyrrhus11]

I was a student there at the time, unfortunately it very accurately describes the vibe of frat bros at the school at the time

[@andykingyt]

I wouldn’t bet my mothers cooking on anything. What an odd bet to make. Thanks for this video gabi.

[@itsgabibelle]

You are very welcome, Andy King! (Also known as, formerly known as, Mud Consumer)

[@thereturnofdarthcaedus]

@@itsgabibelle you are my hero gabi your music puts a smile on my face your song adore u is my favorite and yes i love the music video for it as well you are one amazing poistive person i have autsim and bi polar disorder and i love your tattoos your very nice kind and upbeat in your vids i love that about you i love comedy side as well thanks for putting a smile on my face i wish i could buy all your sonfs but im not sure if their on any mp3 sites or itunes thank you thank you i hope you reply back to me thanks for everything and tank you for always putting a smile on my face i love the people you collab with i listen to all kinds of music but i love your songs if you write your own lyrics your on par with alot of my favorites i listen to in my musical taste

[@sanriobraincell]

we all know that mom's spaghetti is sourced from a tin and _only_ made in Dhar Mann videos - yet *ANOTHER* unrealistic living standard to appease the male fantasy.

[@daniellecandy4426]

@@ggg-eg5pz wtf man

[@an0rmalp3rson70]

@@daniellecandy4426 what'd bro say?

[@Anna133199]

As a Dutch person, I'm always fascinated whenever I come across the concept of 'school pride' or 'school spirit'. We don't really have that here at our universities, and talented 18-year-olds will simply join their regional or national team in their sport. There's not really collegiate sports. Why would universities which are meant for academics have such elaborate sports programs? Not all talented sports players are academically gifted. Seems like a waste of resources when they could just be doing things they're good at all day long. Having said that, it looks like so much fun! I want a week of school spirit.

[@CarlosFlores-yk8jt]

Brings in lots of sponsors and money for the school

[@EsotericThoughts93]

@@CarlosFlores-yk8jtALOTTTT

[@EnderSnailz]

As an American raised Canadian, I recommend against school spirit week, it gets so loud so fast

[@Malaphor2501]

I've been thinking recently that sports programs and academic universities should be separate

[@tjdrescher8571]

The UCF hype song was "fine" but I would've killed to see them use a hype song utilizing UCF's first mascot, the Citronaut, which was literally an anthropomorphic Orange that was an astronaut. Just try and tell me you wouldn't hyped af for that. You can't.

[@Olivia-dg4fb]

Oh my god that's the fucking best thing I've seen omg.

[@abbyz13]

and it could’ve been battling an alligator mascot cmonnnn

[@ryshow9118]

It was a widely disliked mascot that lasted like a year, so I have so much respect for even knowing about it. I went to UCF for 2 years before transferring and didn't even know about him until this comment. 😂

[@dannycomellas]

UCF so needs to go back to being the Citronauts. Fellow state school FIU needs to go back to being the Sunblazers

[@DawsJosh]

Spotted the CFB fan. And as UCF alum, Citronaut will always be our true mascot.

[@thekneesbee]

When I was in high school some kids wrote and recorded a music video like this about how boring our hometown is. It was around the time of the stanky leg iirc and the chorus "I've got nothing to lose/Stuck in FloMo with nothing to do." Gets stuck in my head every holiday. But I know it's still up because one of my friends found it

[@dinospumoni5611]

It's so bizarre because these schools Already have fucking awesome official fight songs, and usually their marching bands have a whole repertoire of really cool original pieces.

[@erin1912]

fr

[@RogueAstro85]

Yeah but those aren't auto-tuned raps

[@abbyz13]

…that’s a good point. I wonder if these cringey versions are born of football players who wanna be as cool as the band kids who can actually preform impressive musical numbers 💀 oh how the turntables

[@louisachalarca6494]

Yeah but they aren’t giving mike posnee im cooler than you lol

[@Tiny_Koi]

What really disturbs me about college football is that for every really bad football team there's an immaculate band that has to watch them fail again and again lol

[@shyada1130]

as a person who is not from the us - these songs are the most american thing I have ever seen in my life and i'm terrified 💀

[@rebeccadodd1394]

Same lol. I knew college loyalty was a big thing over there but seeing these videos, my jaw was just hanging open all the time. I can't decide whether I envy the community and pride of it all, or if I'm just grateful that our universities are nowhere near this intense

[@jwood8769]

As you should be. It terrifies me.

[@Save0urSisters]

Yeah I'M ALSO NOT FROM THE US but i got weirded out some of the american stuff (for example these songs) Im from brazil but theres stuff in there that I dont like too (for example brazilian funk its kinda disgusting) I like listening to music made by artists outside the US and brazil (for example bjork from iceland, Zara Larsson from sweden, japanese british singer Rina sawayama, etc.)

[@sofiastj]

I'm from America and I fully agree.

[@kelvisaisawesome]

Embrace it

[@duncanking6552]

That choir melody in the third song sounds EXACTLY the same as the intro to the 30 Seconds to Mars song Kings and Queens, but that came out in 2009 and I'd be really surprised if a bunch of frat kids were listening to Jared Leto, so it could just be a very strange and funny coincidence

[@assgrass]

30 seconds to mars were quite big back then, sounds like they just sampled the actual song

[@surge_quicki]

God those were the good days

[@surge_quicki]

@@assgrass yea it was just a sample

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

It 100% is that

[@BenjiH23]

It sounds sampled to me.

[@juanvasquez6535]

5:54 Mizzou was SEC bound because it left the BIG12 a conference which retains that name despite having a membership of 10 teams as of this writing.

[@kennedy3607]

As cringy as these are they're actually produced pretty well. Good vocals,not to shabby lyrics, and the people look like they genuinely want to be there

[@maxmote23]

but this was CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!, this aged POORLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@e.l.studios455]

the vocals are just autotuned hell

[@halatiny6537]

It’s kinda cute and fun honestly

[@quinnpin2973]

Incredible talent, limited insight. So true for so many groups regardless of title. No matter where you stand, there’s something to learn from all sides no matter how tedious

[@BlackHoleBrew42]

No. Its all garbage.

[@dmacbta]

Your impersonation of a church singer was spot on! I got PTSD from all the cringe times at my old youth groups.

[@engreem9281]

Samee

[@skimpenguin]

in the early 2010s SEC girls almost exclusively wore sundresses on game days. usually with the school logo all over it. this is what the “girls dress like it too” line meant

[@lindsey9958]

Now that's what I call unbeatable style!

[@mh2120]

In southern tradwife fashion, it's for easy access so they can immediately create new all-star athlete babies after their team wins the big championship

[@Tiny_Koi]

@@mh2120 wow so interesting to learn about other cultures

[@courtneylila8383]

It's 100% the same way still

[@ryanbennett498]

Ok but the Mizzou v KU rivalry is the most fun. I grew up in Kansas City, about half way in between the schools. Everyone went so hard for it.

[@englishmajorloser]

the absence of the University of Wisconsin's "Teach Me How To Bucky" from a video about cringe college songs is practically criminal

[@aquaticraccoon1467]

actually! I was bracing myself for gabi to pull up the video

[@GopheReid]

The University of Minnesota “Crank Dat Gopherboy” was somehow even worse.

[@caitlynr6836]

From Wisconsin, can conquer

[@luthientinuviel3883]

I was bracing for "Jump Around"

[@mbcudatree]

Teach Me How To Bucky set the damn blueprint. A shameful omission.

[@heiressananiah8788]

I can’t get GU’s song out of my head. So catchy. “Gatekeep, gaslit, girlboss…” is gonna be replaying in my dreams😭👍

[@DanielA-ev9tf]

I attended Mizzou during this era. "We Are Mizzou" got played at some parties and tailgates, we knew it was terrible, but loved it. And of course, as always, F KU.

[@DanielA-ev9tf]

GOTTA WIN GOTTA FIGHT YEAH!!!!! THIS IS MISSOURI!!! This legit had me singing along the whole time like it was a decade ago

[@mothboy420]

im a Californian but have family in lawrence so... KU is better

[@DanielA-ev9tf]

@@mothboy420 Nah Mizzou > KU, but Lawrence, KS >>>> Columbia, MO

[@alexthomas7923]

i go to mizzou now, it still gets played sometimes lmao

[@VMageQueen]

K-State's chant is also FUCK KU

[@las1147]

As a European university student this whole concept is absolutely unfathomable

[@ev_more_picaso]

The Americans have a ~silly~ ritual.

[@somecomposingfudsa]

As a University of Hawai'i alum I'm glad that no one has enough pride in our school's football team to do shit like this They did make an anime called Haikyuu that's loosely based on our Men's Volleyball Team though

[@pamelam1101]

They made an anime?? That’s so much better that sounds so cool

[@ashwinnair4816]

It's not loosely based on your school bro,lool

[@lany4618]

@@ashwinnair4816 i think it’s a… joke

[@sophiamelia4861]

I was just thinking this watching this as a current UH Student

[@ashwinnair4816]

@@lany4618 oops my bad

[@devons.3481]

the GKU theme song had no right to get stuck in my head immediately, absolutely love your vocals gabi

[@pokemonfanthings4444]

“Like SpongeBob, we’re ready, like Squidward, we’re petty-coming for that Heimans like mom’s spaghetti.” The greatest lyrics of all time.

[@WTDProductions]

I remember being 9 years old and thinking Supwitchugirl’s “I Love My Ducks” was such a great song as a fan of Oregon football lmao

[@Miserycordya]

Thanks, Gabi ... My partner just introduced me to the University of Oregon hype song from this era, and it absolutely ruined my afternoon. I will also never understand why of all the mascots in the world to chose from, the U of O chose a duck. Sometimes I forget why I moved here...

[@WSUFan2017]

I'm a bit of a CFB nerd so I can help. They were originally called the Webfoots. This was a nickname for fishermen on the east coast who served in the revolutionary war (fishing nets getting caught in their feet, Webfoot, get it?). After the war, they settled in the Willamette valley of Oregon. Because ducks have webbed feet, the duck was unofficially deemed a mascot for Oregon. In the 1960's, the team adopted the name. Another fun fact: The University of Oregon is the only team that has a Disney character as the official mascot through a handshake deal between Walt Disney and the Athletic director.

[@arikray7030]

we oregonians don't claim that song lol

[@agirlnamedfish]

I grew up here as a duck fan, and I cannot express to you how huge a deal “I Love My Ducks” was. It was on shirts, it was sung by full stadiums and it got so popular that OTHER SCHOOLS STARRED TO COPY IT. Truly the worst timeline

[@fangsfrthmmrs]

@@agirlnamedfish It's true! My highschool in eastern oregon tried making an "i love my dawgs" version and i remember being forced to watch it in class

[@mythicluna]

Nah but ducks > beavers no matter how garbage their theme song apparently is (I haven't heard it lol)

[@twentywordsorlessYT]

9:20 ...that's from "Kings and Queens" by 30 Seconds to Mars. Did they get clearance for that?

[@BuckleUpOG]

let’s go new Gabi video to help me ignore the crushing realities of capitalism while I work

[@svampebob007]

While working? Criminal scum! I'm watching this after a 13 hour shift and I'm due to work in 9 hours.

[@everfluctuating]

lets get this bread ✌️😔

[@BuckleUpOG]

@@UEatPoo I’m a delivery driver so it’s rather easy to have a video on in the background, when I’m not enjoying a video or driving I’m lifting heavy shit lol so you win some and you lose some

[@UEatPoo]

@@BuckleUpOG sorry my comment was kinda too rude. Different Jobs have their ups and downs. Be grateful tho that u can watch videos (and sit down). Thats all I was tryna say.

[@abbyz13]

@@UEatPoo not sure what you originally said & this reply is cool and self aware. imho just getting to sit sometimes definitely doesn’t mean delivery driving is easy or the lesser of two evils. I don’t sit at my job working production, but our delivery drivers deal with so much crap and lift hundreds of pounds of product every day…I don’t envy them! and a bunch work off commission so if the warehouse messes up it’s still your problem. respect to everyone working & not on unemployment rn ❤

[@The1920sChannel]

Definitely wasn't expecting a "30 Seconds To Mars" sample in one of these songs, but OK, I guess

[@aleciajohnson1421]

The church choir sounding music that they used in the KU song is actually straight up stolen from "Kings & Queens" by 30 seconds to mars lmaooo

[@carleeelizabeth]

I THOUGHT SO thank you lmao

[@mothboy420]

rock chalk jayhawk tho

[@al.ex.bey_]

YES I literally just commented this

[@Mel_the_Pirate]

I was going to say, I recognized the intro! I couldn't put my finger on it. Thank you!

[@xaviere1644]

It's wild that they just took it with almost 0 changes. I was really hoping that Gabi would know it.

[@dannylopez5515]

20:29 gabi really just wanted an excuse to drop this absolute bop

[@sebastianfeuerstein9306]

BRUH! I was just about to skip the video cuz I wasn't really interested in the subject matter of the video but I'm glad I stayed after seeing your comment. Gabi's music is fire, I love it whenever she makes songs at the end on some of her videos. Thanks Dawg! 😂

[@SanFranFan30]

The Arkansas/Kansas diss is just CLASSIC southern midwest border rivalry shit.

[@Eibarwoman]

It's also rivalries you'd find further north in the Midwest whether border or in-state (Iowa-Iowa State, Michigan-Michigan State, Ohio State-Michigan, Wisconsin-Minnesota, etc). The difference is that you'd probably get actual riots or hilarious stuff from those rivalries further north such as El Assico, where Iowans mock which team is worse.

[@sav728]

dude fr im from kansan

[@WhitneyDahlin]

KU and MU have a long drawn out history that goes back to the civil war. No I'm not joking. MO was a slave state KS was a free state so MO was mad the slaves kept crossing the border and KS was helping them so there were some skirmishes. Then Kansas invaded MO and burned serveral towns to the ground and killed and assaulted a bunch of women and kids. At this point you can tell no one was the good guys and no one was in the right after KS did that. And it made MO so angry they burned crops and outlaws such as Jesse James would target only KS people for decades after this. And the mascot of KU is The jayhawks and that's what the Kansas side called themselves during the civil war. So they made their state universities mascot a diss which turned MU against them. So they have always hated each other and passed that hate down to their kids who passed it to their kids and now in 2020 it isn't hate just rivalry with sports because each of the two state universities are fighting for the relatively small amount of truly talented people in the area.

[@kayladyeann3306]

I grew up in kcmo and it’s like ingrained in you to hate ks

[@deniscarranza4143]

Bruh I’m at Arkansas and people care more about dissing UT Austin than other schools (at least that’s what all the band kids (myself included) prioritize).

[@babygirlboss420]

We have an official hype song thats exclusively about beer. It has absolutely nothing to do with the team in the lyrics, it’s just about how much the student body loves beer. It’s called “beer song”

[@itsgabibelle]

enjoy our new theme song by itself: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z2OxfZyYmNSWqa8 song on spotify ➭ open.spotify.com/artist/5nXRMPHfSHaQOzPnspgki0

[@-woffle]

i love kk bossa lol i noticed it when the video started sry just had to say it somewhere it is an elite ac song

[@Freedom-kh1sd]

Love the Eminem references in your song

[@zoeyjackson4222]

I live in missouri 🤣

[@donstrong9195]

10:50 Macklemore & x ambassadors imo

[@MichaelSuperbacker]

Gabi your channel is crushing it 👍 congratulations! You are almost to 200k!

[@srikothur2845]

2nd most MEANINGFUL part (14:00): Gabi managed to explain all 3 major hand gesture symbols associated with college football in Florida. It's the power of colleged football (loved when you conjugated college earlier in the video). I hope you can appreciate how hilarious and heartwarming your coverage is.

[@-user_redacted-]

The "thing" for Seminole is definitely meant to be a tomahawk chop considering the town was named after the Seminole Indian Tribe. So there's that too.

[@itsgabibelle]

thank u for donating ur knowledge 🫡

[@danyul4u186]

I go to fsu and can confirm that this is correct lol

[@tylociraptor8131]

Yeah I was watchin it like "this is definately some white people swatting their mouths while goin OOO OOO OOO shit"

[@amayatheasshole]

yeah not the only way FSU is problematic, throw away the whole school

[@vodkaboy]

🤓🤓🤓

[@ductape723]

*cries in the cost of my college tuition at every “officially produced by the school” anthem that ever existed*

[@JimboCruntz]

You should do a review of UK football chants. “Hurray Hurrah Mizzou Mizzou” is nothing compared to the lyrical masterpieces composed by Dave, Ian, Frank and Jeff drunk in some northern pub.

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

I thought they just sang sweet caroline

[@srikothur2845]

The evocative expressions beginning at 12:20 are by far my favorite part of arguably my favorite KZbin mini-documentary ever.

[@TheChefCain]

6:35 I absolutely love that the dancing doesn’t match the songs beat in any way

[@Human-lg8hb]

Okay, this kinda makes me want to go to an American university, it looks so fun! Also, why are the students so… i don’t know… jacked… middle aged man like. I go to uni in London and all the boys are the pretty kind (except that one american exchange student). And the only guy that I even saw do sports was in equestrian, fencing and dance, apart from that, all of them are in the library revising.

[@MrFunkhouser]

So the big thing to know with the SEC and Mizzou is the fact that the SEC is known as the best football conference, so Mizzou being invited into the SEC is a really big thing for them.

[@tuffy135ify]

I have no idea what any of this means

[@MrFunkhouser]

@@tuffy135ify It's all really dumb honestly. But yes

[@rjwatkins6460]

@@tuffy135ify It means MIZZOU got an invite to sit at the cool kids table

[@stormstrife6211]

no lie you're not wrong (mizzou is my alma mater and i live in como) and when i came here, i was sad that we weren't in the SEC since i grew up in kentucky! this is such a fun video! !

[@MrChuckGrape]

Wonder how that's going.

[@chrisrailson24]

I like how you think. Great topics across the board and your well thought commentary really is refreshing. Great production, too.

[@Lucas__B__R__]

THIS CHANNEL BLEW THE HELL UP, I found this channel when it was with only 50K subscribers, the massive growth is crazy, and in all honestly Gabi deserves each and ever subscriber.

[@alsostephenking]

damn, it's CRAZY to see what downtown austin looked like in that video, must've been around 2009ish. i barely recognized it, the skyline looks so empty. i moved to austin in 2016 and that really put it into perspective how much this city has changed in such a short timespan. also s a longhorn alum i'm relieved the song for ours was one of the better ones lol

[@smoocharoo]

Honestly, as a Texas native, the Waffle House hat may as well be a cowboy hat

[@francis-ip8ub]

XD frr

[@NexLegacyAccount]

As someone who graduated high school in 2012, can confirm "school spirit" at both high schools and colleges was pushed HARD.

[@aidyxe]

I'm not from America but in like 2011 or so a few people from a high school I sort of went to* made a (rap?) music video for the school's actual official anthem. The music video was just them singing the lyrics in the school lol. *Basically, I was in middle school at that time and was officially a student at a middle school. However, my middle school had an agreement with a high school across the park that some of the middle school's students would have classes at the high school's building because the middle school's building was too small to accommodate all their students. Sometimes, we would be taught by the high school's teachers too. So basically I sort of went to that high school? 🤣 I've only been to my actual middle school's building a few times lol. We were also part of the high school's events, including their anniversary celebrations, where we had to do some dumbass dance 😂

[@sarahshroom]

My high school used to (probably still does) these like.. Lip sync videos for our city's NHL team and this video filled me with the horror that someone could just... Stumble across the one from my year like a whole decade later. New fear unlocked.

[@srikothur2845]

I love this topic and video since it's so positive and celebrates something hilariously awesome. I love your perspective as a weirdly knowledgeable football connoisseur, child of immigrants, and musical talent.

[@colealexander9542]

Alpha Mu Corn is going to live rent free in my head for the rest of my life. Thanks Gabi!

[@thaliawhisperwind4013]

Loved your song at the end, those original songs were crazy!!

[@alsowishimura6824]

i was upset to see both of my florida rival schools mentioned, but of course, gabi saved the best college for last. to be fair, i have never heard any of these songs before, but 'knightmare' is going to be on my mind at the next football game for sure.

[@carlysimpson9518]

I’ll find you at the Georgia Tech game and we can sing Knightmare together dw

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Imagine these people's great grandkids looking up their ancestors and finding these music videos lol

[@txddy7048]

How could anyone find this cringe?? This is art.

[@theknight3583]

Your song slaps! Also, the texas one was real good, surprisingly talented

[@sean668]

The Seminoles "thing" is worse than you think. They're named after a local indigenous community (the Seminoles), and the gesture is supposed to be a "tomahawk chop"

[@finnilyenough]

Which is why they have the crappy mockery of a native chant. Rest in piss

[@srikothur2845]

It's supported by the Seminole Tribe of Florida. It's done with honor and pride. If they weren't cool with it, we wouldn't do it.

[@rosalie5358]

@@srikothur2845 even if you find one community who doesnt mind it, you’re ignoring the rest of the indigenous country saying its not okay. pretty sure this is supposed to mimic the scalping of indigenous people. one person or group can not be the spokesperson for an entire community of people.

[@LadyDeathstalker666]

@@rosalie5358 jeez just chill honestly, twitter is few clicks away. There truly are some greater problems than one teams idiotic sign language and honestly I do dig you have it rough, personally as a European I feel appalled by the fact that idiots from this side of the world were deuches and bigots, but before you go of I may be white, but MY people (small northeastern country of Europe you never even heard of) never been on the stick, if anything they came after us even before they even knew America's existed.... Gawd it still gives me depression thinking that if not for church dealings of the time I could have grown up in a chill pacifist pagan country 😔😑

[@kayladyeann3306]

Chiefs do it too

[@capt_hapa]

great vid, i had to watch the one from my college and was like "i know for a fact MINE wasnt this much cringe" (university of oregon) but yeah i think when you have enough hype the for school your quality blinders go on and you're just like "ooh me likey! hey i understood that reference"

[@Bingusandtheallstars]

This is the most positive thing I’ve heard about Mizzou in a bit. Thank you.

[@michellelynns125]

I found this song on spotify and i have been rocking to it for a while. So glad i finally caught the video it’s from. :). LOVE IT

[@taliasmith6499]

the blurred armpits lmaooo

[@carsonhudgins1869]

The Longhorn one is so funny. Some Dollar General Eminem rapping over the ending vocals from 30 Seconds to Mars Kings and Queens is so awesome.

[@charyaya.]

I die every time she blurs her armpits and feet 😂nothing is for free you sickos! it’s amazing I love it

[@earnieboy54]

Fell into this channel by accident. But I subbed and couldn’t be happier. Happy accidents 😊 can’t wait for more content!

[@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin]

Same, a while ago. Welcome to the fun. You’ll enjoy it here. 🎉

[@vote4ghosts]

I didn't go to Mizzou, but I lived in Mizzou's college town for a few years & worked near campus. The sudden flip of going from a rap song to a country song did not surprise me at all! Boys like that still go to that school lmao

[@mariaah3073]

9:35 I'm so incredibly late but I just experienced the weirdest emotional whiplash from hearing this 30 Seconds To Mars sample lol

[@katrinahorsey3844]

A polite fyi that the hand gesture for paper football is often used to represent the University of Miami. Snoop Dogg used it every now and then in music videos. Great video!

[@Mayfired]

9:17 - The choir sound is a sample from a Thirty Seconds To Mars song called "Kings and Queens"

[@loreleimonn3220]

As far as I know, the arm chop thing is taken from certain Native American cultures. I forget exactly which ones or what it’s called, but I know I’ve seen that Native Americans have specifically spoken out against its use and said it is cultural appropriation

[@jordanweaver5967]

yeah exactly, it’s super racist. It’s not appropriation though, it’s more of a racist caricature. its supposed to be imitating the tomahawk, and fans of teams who use indigenous mascots use it a lot, which I guess isnt surprising because if youre a fan of a team that uses a racist caricature as a mascot, you wouldn’t have a problem doing a racist hand motion.

[@loreleimonn3220]

@@jordanweaver5967 Gotcha, makes sense. Yeah, I’m not familiar with football like at all, I just knew there was some controversy around it. I watched Men in Tights a lot as a kid, and there’s that scene where they make fun of the chop, so I only found out it was a sports thing when friends at school told me that it came from sports and not from that movie lol

[@skeletonbone]

this makes me so happy i love college football and commentary videos also very relieved to not see any of the teams i like show up on here

[@thomasb720]

God, this brings me back to college. When every kid with a mic and ripped music production software thought they were a rapper. Not great.

[@bunnihunni]

Gabi you are so talented! I love your videos and music! That song at the end was a certified banger 🖤🍓

[@Coldbrewedsouls]

"this song makes me wanna drink a beer and ride a bull" lmaooooooooooo me when i find one country song i can tolerate. also as someone who lives near University of Florida, they are so wildly angry with fsu, its a whole street party. that whole part had me dead because ive literally witness this kind of stuff lmao

[@drouchebag9014]

Funny story actually, @9:58 the choir singing is actually from Kings and Queens song by 30 Seconds to Mars

[@chaysonator0783]

omg I watched you like a year ago! Glad to see your videos doing so well now!

[@iamvinku]

That armpit pixellation though. That was hilarious 😂

[@gurulaghima6518]

I just... Really enjoy Gabi's videos

[@kathleenwardman6434]

i’m 100% sure the repetitive “ooohs” in the KU song is the exact same as “kings and queens” by 30 seconds to mars

[@HaarmannE]

my college town had someone did a remake of black and yellow by wiz kalifa and changed it to blue and yellow around this same time. our schools colors are actually blue and gold- the university was a lil annoyed

[@rocketpsyence]

I STG I FOUND SOMETHING LIKE THIS on p2p software at some point and I could not figure out what it was.

[@HaarmannE]

@@rocketpsyence I've been trying to track it down today. can only find a school newspaper article about it

[@reamsgregoryb]

After a cursory glance through the comments. The fsu chop is a tomahawk and the "paper football" goal is a u for Miami hurricanes

[@marilynn4000]

I’m glad u recognize your audience as the alpha males we are 🎉

[@Heyheyhaleyd]

As a southern college football is so huge. I live in Georgia and I’m my city there’s 3 huge college football teams that everyone loves. They are University of Alabama, University of Georgia, and Auburn. Most people I know has one of those shirts in their closet. I’m friends with some people from UGA and Auburn. Also, most of family never went to college let alone one of them. College football is a lifestyle. I’ve been to multiple college football parties and the food is always good.

[@HamsterK37]

Tanner is a prime example of why parents need to be honest to their children about their talent. "No, Tanner. Not everyone can be anything they dream to be."

[@alliexcx5576]

I mean anyone can be anything they want they just have to realize it takes time to get good at something

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@alliexcx5576 If you have bad eye sight, you cannot become an astronaut. No ifs ands or buts. If you’re not AT LEAST 6’4, you’re gonna struggle and probably not make it in the current NFL I could go on, but my point is, that is objectively not true. Sorry.

[@ghrasta.]

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access people can get laser eye surgery, and idk where you got the impression you need to be 6’4 for nfl because footballers come in all shapes and sizes

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@ghrasta. You’re not listening and that’s fine. Not everyone can get lazer eye surgery. Even then, it’s natural born eye sight only. And I was being kind. Knock it down to 5’10. How is he gonna compete with giants. You were fed a lie. Not everyone can be anything. Everyone has limitations. Recognize your own.

[@universal_stupidity]

@@ghrasta. not everyone can get laser eye surgery, for one, it doesn't fix every eye problem, but also, literally not everyone can be anything they want. Disability, money, lack of social connections, or bad luck can keep people out of a ton of things or just limit them overall, obviously this doesn't mean we shouldn't teach children they should go for their dreams and pursue their talents, but backup plans are important.

[@BigPughBoy4]

The Seminole hand motion is the tomahawk chop because Seminoles was a group of Native Americans lol.

[@sarangxox]

i'm a ucf student and let me tell you, while i have absolutely zero interest in football, the montage of football moments they showed at freshman orientation almost changed me. we were also all forced to learn the chants and choreographed movements for football games, all hundreds of us in that venue, though that may be normal for all colleges. i don't know. but that music video really does not surprise me lol

[@gotmilkbutt]

Huh? When I went there I didn't have to learn shit about football. Guess I got in before that was a thing. Waste of money.

[@whichwasher2007]

Rockchalk just straight up samples the "oh" choir voice from 30 seconds to mars - kings and queens.

[@srikothur2845]

As an non-Texas fan, this here banger has made me a Texas Longhorn supporter. Music is so powerful.

[@iankadleck2238]

Love this vid! Love your song at the end, and your tattoo is so cool haha. For real tho this song is going to be stuck in my head for the next week.

[@StudyNovaa]

Americans and their obsession with football has always been strange to me

[@lindsey9958]

There's gangs in the UK dedicated to football. It's not a new thing

[@abbyz13]

@@lindsey9958 and y’all with your rugby, oh man! i feel like most countries have sports they’re popular for :)

[@lindsey9958]

@@abbyz13 Indeed! The word fan is literally the short form of the word fanatical. Exuberant "fans" are to be expected

[@macariosilva4849]

Go to Australia, then

[@Moonmoon-ws6jo]

9:55 this low key sounds like kings and queens from 30 seconds to mars and the song was still popular during the 2012 too. looks like someone has been a 30stm fan and took inspiration from that song. i also loved gabi's comment that sounds like a worship song, it is a hype up song to raise someone's spirit

[@sassywasthebestcat]

Is the third song gonna start playing a 30 seconds to Mars song? It literally sounds like kings and queens I believe it’s called lol

[@music-by-storm]

That country song and video remind me so much of Kurtis Conner's "blood related" music video except I don't think they made it ironically lol

[@jungtothehuimang]

I think I just simply could not ever love school period let alone enough to embarrass myself like this. Like baby you're paying this school thousands of dollars you don't need to do this.

[@L33tSkE3t]

The one (where Gabi is doing the holy ghost lol) is literally just some really bad freestyling over the first 15 seconds of “Kings & Queens” by 30 Seconds to Mars repeating over and over again.

[@gingersrevenge]

being from florida, how much people care about the gator and seminole rivalry STILL is so fucking cringe to me

[@gotmilkbutt]

I still live here, if anyone tries to start sports talk with me I just look at them like I don't understand and walk away.

[@gingersrevenge]

@@gotmilkbutt me too💔

[@tdclemensen]

I am from Texas and just as baffled over the UT vs A&M feud. My family was never that into any sports so the first time someone asked me if I was a Longhorn or an Aggie I had no idea what that meant

[@TheDrummeroftheTree]

love the thirty seconds to mars king and queens choir, at the beginning of the kansas song XD.

[@jigglycarollo805]

Thoughts from someone familiar with the sports: I didn't even realize Mizzou had a basketball team. Like, their football team is mostly irrelevant, but I don't even think about their basketball team. I was gonna say that maybe it's just cause the rest of the SEC isn't that good in basketball, but man... Mizzou is still bad. But I will say, they joined the SEC around the time the video was made, so I guess that's what "SEC Bound" meant. As for Kansas, they actually do have a good team. The irony in "I would die for my team" is that Kansas is one of those teams where most players are "one and done." Which means that they play in college for the necessary single year before they declare for the NBA draft. So yeah, none of those guys are dying for their team unless they're not good enough to play professionally. Texas Longhorns? Yeah, that did pretty damn well at explaining the team. Good history. Why did they mention Applewhite? He had a good freshman season, I guess, but all of his records were broken by Vince Young (mentioned) and Colt McCoy (probably just graduated a few years prior to this video). Like, what? In fact, it's weird that they mention Applewhite instead of McCoy. The Florida State chop is supposed to be a tomahawk. There are arguments that it should be phased out due to being insensitive, but you know how it goes with trying to convince sports fans they're being problematic. Florida: If this is for the 2011 season, I just find that hilarious because Tebow had just left, they just fired their best coach of the modern era, and were about to miss going to a bowl game for the first time since the 90s in 2013. Both the Florida and Florida State videos were perfect in how bad they are because that's what they were in that time. Auburn: This was made in probably the best era of that college's history, cause of the pictured Cam Newton. So that's disappointing. They were finally able to talk shit to Bama, but couldn't actually make a real diss track. UCF wasn't really relevant until maybe 2013? And even then, people didn't truly pay attention to them until 2017 when they made a big stink about not being invited to the BCS playoffs despite being undefeated. The song slaps and is probably the reason why freshman-at-the-time Blake Bortles would eventually make them relevant when he was a junior. Obviously, that song is reason why they are good now. This has been correspondence from sportsman. I'm gonna go back to drinking my beer (which I'm actually doing) and jumping into folding tables (which I'm not actually going to do).

[@milometric2736]

thank you for your intelligence mr sportsman, your analysis is appreciated

[@nate_storm]

they actually mentioned both Applewhite and Colt McCoy in the Texas song

[@Bubba524dtm]

"help me I'm spiraling" really spoke to me. 😂 I really enjoy the variety of topics you cover in all your videos

[@rebeccabradley8578]

The "I would die for my team" one has strong Macklemore vibes.

[@geekyhive]

The 'oh oh oh' from KU is from 30 seconds to mars' Kings and Queens

[@whypothetical]

Between the cringe, the slide guitar solo at 8:30 ain't bad.

[@drfreshey]

At some point you should check out one of Clemson's hype songs from this time called "Death Valley" by Chop Dezol. The first verse starts "I'm an animal with stripes like a tiger," which becomes less comprehensible the more you think about it.

[@codee375]

as someone from Arkansas I can def say having kansas in the name is def the worst thing about this place....everyone talks about it

[@Pvydrow]

THE CENSORED ARMPIT I CAN'T I SPIT OUT MY DRINK