Crypto Influencers Make The Cringiest Music

[@spazzmatik2291]

its the "I've never rapped before" rap flow. a very bold move

[@thewokeagenda]

lmao 😂

[@hmlone]

It’s the educational hip-hop flow

[@laosvegas7494]

a bold move, cotton.

[@gabiinprogress]

gabi you’ve been inducted into the hall of fame of commentary youtubers making weirdly specific meme bangers at the end of their videos

[@adonysus]

Danny, Drew, Kurtis, Gabi, and Nick... who am i missing

[@bryannamccormick5658]

Scott Cramer

[@DeaDiabola]

@@adonysus Munecat, her songs are awful but in a great way

[@ImBackItsDad]

You mean what Cody ko did before her? 😂

[@TWill78]

@@adonysus mr beard

[@michellegebert8280]

Gabi's parody was better than anything either of the two people could ever make😭

[@courtneyjohnsonhaber4591]

Srsly the song was actually good

[@TheFatVeganOne]

Randi Zuck didn't make her song; at best it could be considered a parody. But the beat is literally "We're not gonna take it" by Twisted Sister.

[@kitschking]

the truth

[@CatalystOfFire]

Gabi saw a bunch of scammy criminals and made a pretty great song about them lol

[@sophiab6239]

My biggest takeaway from this video is that Mark Zuckerberg has a sister (????)

[@heyimneverland8451]

Right😭

[@davidnissim589]

Complete with the robotic personality too XD

[@hihello4259]

he has THREE 😭

[@mollykircher3104]

Me too! What!!!???

[@tokyoyoongi5538]

There's no way! He has massive "only child" energy.

[@cadec10]

“Crypto influencers” is a sad term

[@TheOctavian316]

Most people call them what they are: con artists, or Pyramid scheme holders.

[@catherinebrown9337]

"kangaroo of wall street make them all go crikey" where is her grammy

[@wilecau]

Her grammy is in AOL - "grammy is that you?"

[@sueshistudios9447]

I thought you were making fun of her grammer

[@RaineyPeng]

She is the Grammy

[@grammy_hnng]

i refuse to be in her vicinity

[@T-Ford]

Can't wait for these crypto influencers to start their own music festival.

[@Max_The_Flower]

It would be like firefest 2.0

[@zvkny]

Oh yikes.. tana mongeau reference?

[@mocapcow2933]

@@zvkny no, it’s a fyre fest reference

[@neamt9200]

Cryptochella

[@mocapcow2933]

@@neamt9200 cryptofest

[@spootjohnson4872]

"if you got no chain then block me" actually unironically goes so hard

[@mickey4125]

HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT IT

[@gabeparks8173]

The line "Always be a GOAT, not a goddamn sheep!" hits different as a Goat SImulator player

[@sayonarameaninggoodbye]

So what I take away from this is that ostriches shouldn’t be playable

[@AbnormallyOnline]

@@sayonarameaninggoodbye You mean the feather goat?

[@SqualidsargeStudios]

well that game is as much as a joke as this "woman" is. so it all makes sense, only real difference is, goat sim makes REAL money, whilst that scam "artist" just launders it

[@Ebony___]

​@@SqualidsargeStudiosyouve genuinely cracked my brain. what does any of your comment mean. why quotation marks around "woman"???? goat simulator making money?? what universe are you from

[@adamnielson42]

If Randi wasn't shilling cryptocurrency, it seems like her parody would just be supporting women in STEM and that would probably resonate with a lot more people. It would also probably increase the public perception of Zuckerberg, and therefore Meta as a whole. She seems so human in this video which would do wonders for Zucks rep, if people supported what she was singing about. Also it's hilarious that she doesn't fully understand that "We're not gonna take it" is supposed to be yelled. It's not supposed to be a pretty song.

[@slimycorgi1977]

You know the videos of people singing a song one syllable off? Yeah that's how the Razzlekhan song felt.

[@Jokerasmaw]

The best thing about these videos is they had to record it, then film an entire video with actors and different locations and sets and then edit it all together, sync it with the music and at no point did anyone say “oh this is so bad”. That’s awesome. I’m referring to the video Gabi is talking about here obviously, Gabi is among the best commentary channels there is!

[@mocapcow2933]

Razz wrote that song so perfectly bad, I think no one could make those lyrcis flow. It was written to be off beat.

[@Mellence]

I’m extremely white, so take that into account, but I was able to make some of these lines flow at least somewhat better by just not sounding like I don’t know how to talk

[@mocapcow2933]

@@Mellence I’ve taken that into account and threw away your comment entirely. I don’t even know what timing she wrote in.

[@Currentlyprocrastinating37]

@@mocapcow2933you think she even knew what a timing is?

[@Leo7moon]

It reminds me so much of Scranton The Electric City from the office🤣😭

[@christiandevey3898]

Mark Zuckerberg's sister sang a parody of We're Not Gonna Take It about cryptocurrency... I don't have any words.

[@melodypond215]

"ive got pilot blood!" what like in your fridge

[@Toocant]

That’s where I keep mine

[@missilluminati3389]

Lmao 💀

[@hanklestank]

Hahaha, thanks for that, got a literal guffaw out of me :)

[@Me_851]

@@Toocantsame

[@DanJuega]

Pretty cool song too. It somehow felt like it had more effort than the other two.

[@thewokeagenda]

yeah n they have more money too so it's like where did it all go when yall were making these videos

[@DanJuega]

@@thewokeagenda Lol I know right

[@mielimedina3146]

That’s what I thought too

[@DanJuega]

@@mielimedina3146 Nice!

[@ysodora8030]

It’s cuz they don’t have the intellectual honesty to work with professionals and experts in music, mixing, video, etc. And they also fucking know crypto is a scam, so they can’t portray genuine emotions about what they’re singing about.

[@robmckennie4203]

something that clicked for me after watching dan olson's video on crypto is how packed crypto culture is with jargon that symbolizes being a member of the in-group, wagmi, gm, btd, it's so cultlike

[@fonesrphunny7242]

If you think about cults, they often require you to sacrifice wealth, for some "higher spiritual return". With crypto, that return is just more money. A perpetual money maker on paper. In reality it's about knowing when the rug pull is happening.

[@Zeffer32]

I couldnt stop laughing at the octopus of wall street!! This vid was top tier!

[@susanjameson9681]

haha!

[@thekneesbee]

Old times boxing is called pugilism and the guys with the handlebar mustaches are pugilists. It's not a correction I just love that word and share it whenever I can.

[@chaitea9522]

silver✨ ⛓ on my fingers💅🏾🤪and boots 👢on my feet 👣🤧

[@mollykircher3104]

Yes I also wear boots, is that a flex?

[@mollykircher3104]

I love this song lmao

[@uchihamarss]

what…what the fuck does “versace bedouin” mean exactly?

[@uchihamarss]

like, i know what both words mean on their own but…together…

[@TheOctavian316]

She's so rich she's a nomad from other rich people? I have no idea.

[@Zitanroc]

This is a bit late, but apparently razzlekhan has Bedouin heritage?

[@TitaniumTronic]

When gabi said "poopie" it sounded just like a kindergartener trying to insult someone LMAO

[@NotARealPersonBR]

ah man, leave poor twisted sister alone

[@EllaShartiel]

she is one twisted sister herself

[@Blablablablabla392]

We aren’t gonna take this slander of twisted sister

[@FayePhoenix13]

Forreal, they don't deserve them Live long Dee Schnider 🤘

[@mx5701]

For real, Dee Snider didn't not die for this!

[@JoeMamasBestie]

Holy FUCK! Your impersonation of those, "lore explained" type videos was so spot on! 🤣

[@oxey_]

I really think jake paul and some of these people deserve some credit here, their songs were awful but never even in the weirdest corners of soundcloud have I ever listened to something so _bad_ as razzlekahn's rap. It's beyond terrible

[@vectorequinox6202]

Jack and his ilk have enough cash to get someone to fix up the song in post. Not good but not the absolute worst like these people.

[@Sunshineattacks3]

@@vectorequinox6202 the worst part is she 1,000,000,000% had the money😂

[@lenora_v1366]

I would love to see a collab between you and nickisnotgreen, something music related would be really great

[@blasstois]

The damn song at the end is so catchy and has been stuck in my head. Another great video.

[@toddsaskatchewan]

That was an excellent parody song. You deserve way more subscribers. Showing my age, but will it be up on iTunes anytime soon?

[@kartyl1wielki]

Maybe the dancer in lab coat is supposed to represent a randomly generated NFT?

[@itsgabibelle]

song by itself: kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYm8gZt-ZbymhZY song on spotify ➭ open.spotify.com/artist/5nXRMPHfSHaQOzPnspgki0 (btw this is a new music channel with some older songs on them i did not just randomly drop 3 songs without saying anything)

[@spacey_ace_kid7504]

hey...I found your channel yesterday, and let me just say that I've been binging all of your videos, and I'm officially a gabi belle gate keeper! I honestly don't get why you aren't bigger already, like even the songs snippets of you singing for like a one line joke in videos sound so frickin good (I'm not even talking about the parody song here yet, I'm literally just thinking about the time you sang the "I love you jeeesus" line in the video about Trish talks, and the song about becoming a patron at the end?) ...and also, you're really cute! you slayed every look in this video. (plz don't find this weird, I'm a girl and I'm just gushing lol.) and yep. that;'s it. hope you blow up soon!

[@tobinbh3940]

great voice!!! (even if its lolz)love your content!!

[@alliexcx5576]

Yes

[@deputyblunderbusboondoggle1807]

hey flower, what's crazy actually is how good those pipes younhave work. your waffle house song and some of the other bits I've heard on your vidjias... you can actually sing. usually im out on a vid when people think they can sing. but you can and thats a cool spice to what you got goin with your content. cheers and best of luck 🍻

[@sparkypikachu7776]

I really like your take on this. I like how you're calm and informative and also funny too. Oml I almost died at the money joke at the start 😂 🤣 EDIT: OML that song at the end was fiire

[@linaforrestal9209]

It’s such a bop!

[@gypsylee333]

I can't decide if Razzle khan's satire or cringe. She's either the coolest or the worst I can't decide 😂

[@missilluminati3389]

Even if it's satire, it gave me trauma 😭

[@ErisIsAnAbomination]

I’ve heard some people claim she’s a “bizarro artist” so I’m assuming she’s making this nonsensical on purpose, but it’s still awful.

[@ashikjaman1940]

If you have to ask, it's cringe

[@Mellence]

She’s very cringe

[@user-ky1ix6yl7b]

I think it’s so entertaining I don’t even care

[@GruulAnarch]

When Randy's song started playing, my first thought was "they've stolen the beat from Twisted Sister, that's not cool," and then when I realized it was a cover, I was just confused.

[@GruulAnarch]

As a woman, I can say that nothing days "female empowerment" quite like making a much worse version of a song created by a band of men.

[@alexskelofton]

The Zuckerberg sister video has very similar vibes to the song parodies that the teachers at my middle school made and televised before the morning announcements. Which were parodies of well-known songs about like. Pemdas or the teacher experience of coming back to school after summer. Except with my teachers they were doing it bc they thought it was fun to do and as a way to express themselves and had that 2011 imovie production value. In comparison the crypto song feels like it’s taking itself way too seriously and feels overly produced. Also crypto sucks lmao

[@raeganj6744]

I had a similar thought. At my elementary school, we had an assembly to try to get us excited for standardized testing, and it reminds me of the song parodies the teachers did for that, except those were less cringey

[@audi4444player]

it's hilarious that even without the context and comedy elements your song is so much better than these people who have the money to hire (and I presume did) an entire production team to produce theirs, especially the first one, what even was that,

[@PirateKingVictor]

Your musical stuff is always fire. It's like I'm watching an ex Disney star turned commentary channel lol and I love it. More music please

[@AgustinValdesxyoloswag]

I kinda liked zucky sis's song, it wasn't as depressing as the gilf's one. But your's was the best, you have a beautiful voice, hope you make more music.

[@GreaseBall.]

first video ive watched of urs, INSTANTLY you're one of my favourite commentary youtbers that i can tell actually put tie into their work and are funny, you are SO underrated and im definitely gonna tlel my friends about your channel

[@Shaboobla2K]

I found you through Jarvis and I am subscribed. Keep pumping out awesome content!

[@septiceye_3706]

That video essay bit about Luigi was EXTREMELY spot on oh my god

[@tezix5172]

that first girl sounds like a non-ironic version of the early lonely island songs

[@bulletime133]

I've been binging all your content in the last couple of days. You're so funny! Love your stuff.

[@linaforrestal9209]

Okay but I AM OBSESSED WITH YOUR SONG AT THE END!!!!!!! 😦😍😦😍😦😍🙏🏼

[@rrockster25]

Hiiii you won't see this but I just found your channel and I am SO gatekeeping you (lies am actually gonna share your channel w everyone). Been binging your videos and even in the last few hours you've gone up a bunch of subs. You are so talented and the effort you put into your videos is incredible. Please don't stop creating -- love your work! Heading over to the Patreon now bc wow you deserve it!

[@RudsAndDawn]

*insert high pitch voice* “WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT NO WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT” -Glam (metal family) Im sorry I had to it was the only thing i could think of when I heard the song 😭

[@leothomas7904]

the chord progression at the bridge and the end of the song is so good and i can't stop listening

[@iremturkmen374]

holy dogs, literally just logged on to listen to her song about being the turkish martha stewart. (SHE ISNT TURKISH BTW SHE'S GREEK JUST ASK HASAN HE WILL TELL YOU)

[@reeseh7998]

Im new to the channel and I gotta say, I love Gabi’s background and style

[@FFcossag]

Legitimate Weird Al vibes from that song, it made me chuckle. Great work!

[@thatoneguywhoknittedthejim2912]

Oh my god it's about time someone asked the question about L*igi. He needs to be imprisoned immediately for his many crimes, which are all common knowledge by now.

[@dereljohnson]

God this channel better blow up, that parody song was so good

[@toothpastehombre]

God damn it. The crypto song bangs, and I dont know how to feel about it

[@felisazure1820]

The song at the end was actually great, and I loved all the references.

[@RxseErrxrs]

Random crypto ppl: *makes bad song* Gabi: *reviews songs, gets inspired and makes a banger*

[@drummerboycroy]

Dear god gabi, you have to stop making such catchy ridiculous songs. I’m gonna have this stuck in my head!

[@Adventist1997]

Why is your song so good?! You didn't have to diss them then prove your better so hard like this... 😂

[@fonesrphunny7242]

A few people on YT just understand basic music production. It's not as easy as it sounds, unless you're already into it.

[@lavennia]

LFG is "looking for group" duhh Also that porcupine killed me for some reason

[@randomtinypotatocried]

Wait what about a dictator? These lyrics are definitely something

[@redsands1001]

I like the original songs added to essays like this and münecat

[@thehummingbirdbandit9542]

I hate crypto with my whole being, so I am VERY upset that you made a song so catchy that I find myself humming it constantly. 10/10 no notes

[@94Seattle]

Crypto Journalist was amazing oh my god. If I was in denial and spiraling, I would play that song to keep me going. Also great edutainment for showing the acronyms!

[@nothingnoonenowhere2336]

Wow, add a super British accent to your video essay voice and you could fill in for Simon Whistler no problem Straight up banger at the end too

[@VoltageMikeYT]

Your hair looks perf. Keep slaying sis

[@hannahmontana9964]

how am i only discovering you now you’re like the funniest person

[@catcadev]

The Zuzkerbergs don't even feel like people, they're kinda like entities from the void

[@nowherebrain]

I love all the people in the background just thinking..."wtf is going on with this weirdo?".

[@samamies88]

Had really fun time watching this video. Liked that music video at the end especially. Thank you.

[@aqualuvor95]

Why does Razzlecon’s music have the same energy as Dwight and Michael’s “Scranton: Electric City” rap music video?

[@trentinuit7880]

Ah, if I comment now two years later, it will be 666 comments, number of the beast! Beautiful. But in case you Gabi Belle ever check comments on two-year-old videos: Love your song at the end. Wish you did more of these like Danny Gonzalez back in olden times. You can beat This Video is Over Now - for one thing, you can actually sing. I'll hodl out hope...

[@icu3869]

“ we love an honest criminal, isn’t that right, James Charles?”👨🏻‍🎤”I’m DESPERATE “ lmao

[@lon3537]

That song is a bop at the end! Good job lol

[@bletheringfool]

This was hilarious. Thank you! In the first video, there was also the sound effect of some other animal roaring or grunting. In the 2nd it was full on cringe. Twisted Sister had better hair!

[@kitchensink569]

That is such a bop though. Thank you, Gabi

[@niewarto]

😂 you are so funny!!!! I wish you all the subscribers :) Level of cringe is just perfect 😂

[@albuszx]

The meme song at the end is so so good wth you're amazing

[@juliabachmann2682]

This was really a really high quality video and really entertaining. I like the song!

[@shylee_the_emo]

16:40 BRO I kept on thinking when she said ATH that she was gonna say ATL and then she did 😭😭 I love All Time Low so much, and I love your vids gabi!

[@alyxwarner2984]

Btw you were defining a Pump and Dump acutally when you talked about a rug pull, a rug pull is actually when the coin's owner pulls out liquidity and sells off, killing the coin's value

[@MistressDragonFlame]

NLG, that ending song was a banger.

[@chasing1ogic]

I know it was a joke but "if you got no chain then block me" is kind of a fire line.

[@Maggerama]

I almost skipped the song at the end and it would've been a huge loss! You're amazing.

[@shoebones]

I saw that office chair on amazon last week and almost bought it. this is a sign..

[@BadLuckGeeko]

I love how Gabi made a meme songs for shits and giggles and it's still much much better then boths songs we heard in the video :D

[@GiraffeBlues]

Alexa, play that new crypto beast boy track

[@officialbusy]

"if you got no chain then block me" bar goes hard 🐊

[@AWholeBeew]

My wife and I have a theory about Razzlekhan. It's been reported that she launched her rap career essentially as a front to launder the stolen money. Our guess is that besides having a means of money-laundering, Razzlekhan chose a rap career to make herself look too unhinged to pull off what she was being accused of, and she utilized the image of a *bad* rapper blowing money to invest in pointless career ambitions as a means of coming off as too financially stupid to have pulled off her crimes. It's really clever, honestly, for being so off-the-wall. Too bad for her that like so many extremely intelligent people, her ego overrode her intellect, and she thought she was so much smarter than everyone around her that she could fill that song with covert and overt nose-thumbing allusions to her guilt and no one would put two and two together.

[@brinley1179]

I can’t get over her saying “silver your poop? poopy? now what?” HAHA

[@russonauta]

Add it to the list of things Gabi ruined for me: - Twisted Sister

[@aidanmurrell9094]

As soon as the drum fill dropped I immediately thought: wow..you did not just parody that..

[@bananawitchcraft]

TBF that song has been used in a ridiculous number of commercials over the years

[@danopticon]

Okay “[some of these poems] I wrote because I had a deadline” caught me by surprise, and made me laugh louder and harder than I have in weeks. It’s been rough lately, I really needed that, so thank you sincerely. :-)

[@raeganj6744]

When I was in elementary school we had an assembly that was an attempt to get us excited about the state standardized test and the teachers got on our stage and sang a parody of “I Gotta Feeling” that was themed around the test, and that was somehow less cringey than these songs. The “We’re Not Gonna Take It” parody thing does have a similar vibe though

[@Epinardscaramel]

I wanna know more about the porkupine ofWall Street!

[@mq9demo]

DANG that track at the end was FIRE!!! this is awesome

[@clausteward]

😂😂 I love the song. It's freaking awesome!! I'm hopping to find all your music in a list somewhere. Can't stop watching your videos this days. Thanks for that ❤

[@billyalarie929]

Your song was literally way, way better, just musically, and like you talked about, your vocals absolutely matched the music. You also didn’t steal from Twisted Sister. And you have a really pretty voice, to boot. And even if this had been unironic, better lyrics, just on a technical level. You fuckin rule dude.

[@calebeverling6142]

Brooo just noticed the lil inu yasha in the background…. That shows one my favorites and is slept on

[@governorgoujon]

12:21 how is she not talking about how scary this shot is

[@onyx_mango]

I CLICKED IT AND BRO THE JUMPSCARE

[@JoshDare]

GABI THAT WAS SO GOOD!!

[@Rurorii]

This is great, 10/10 muwa. Can’t wait to see what you do next :)

[@BackwardSanityify]

OK I have to say I just found your channel a few weeks ago, and you are just awesome :D love your work, you make me laugh so much and honestly, thank you for doing what you do, and also doing all this research so we don't have to 💜

[@heathermuse3693]

great song at the end. Thanks Opi for being a cute doge