If People Acted Like They Do on Dating Apps | Hardly Working

Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, they're all different dating apps, but they share one important trait: they crush your soul into dust.
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CAST
Katie Marovitch
Siobhan Thompson
Raphael Chestang
Mitchell Fiebernitz
Grant O'Brien
Mike Trapp
Rekha Shankar
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Paul Robalino
Jessie Hixenbaugh
Shane Crown
Frankie McLafferty
Yaniv Elani
Eve Hinz
CREW
Director - Sammi Cohen
Writer - Kerry McGuire
Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh
Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons
Editor - Sam Geer

[@bandi138138]

But I want to hear more about Brennan’s multi-classes Gnome

[@evanstefancin968]

Yes

[@mucuspatty4649]

Why is this 10 month old comments only getting replies now?

[@evanstefancin968]

@@mucuspatty4649 because now everybody has time for dnd and youtube

[@trueaidooo]

@@evanstefancin968 jokes on you, thats all I've ever been doing

[@evanstefancin968]

Aidooo shit man you had time for that!! Impressive!

[@hannahwolken7022]

Wow Katie, everyone is flirting with you

[@TCt83067695]

HW it's the drugs

[@roundearthshill248]

Watch it or she'll poop her pretty little pink panties.

[@roundearthshill248]

@@euneiro I don't remember writing that but it literally made me LOL! Dick butter 🤣🤣🤣 Oh man I should pick up drinking again cause that right there is youtube comment gold!

[@yellowcactustvz4929]

@@roundearthshill248 cursedcomments

[@happy.time.boredom]

@@yellowcactustvz4929 r/

[@RexTiredAF]

"Sorry, you're just too NEEDY" "But, you asked me?" 10/10, felt that one

[@gal749]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@callmekrayy]

All the time lol

[@kimberlyjones8152]

Ya like why make plans and then bail or ghost

[@richardsavings6690]

@@kimberlyjones8152 Because you just wanted to prove to yourself that you could.

[@stevenschiro1838]

nothing like being stood up on a date you've been asked out on

[@UltraVibeProductions]

The woman who instantly disappears after saying one thing and never answers his question is the most accurate part of this video.

[@TheMovielover21]

@@Striker50_ yeah that's about right. People suck.

[@ffatheranderson]

TendoGamer101 +1

[@dorianmoncrieff433]

@@Striker50_ ikr? I can understand if people just use it to windowshop, but why even swipe right if they're don't plan on talking anyway?

[@kieferam5593]

@@Striker50_ 167 matches? Wow look at mr. handsome over here

[@RoScFan]

@@Striker50_ I got exactly 2conversations in like 3 years of using that app. Count yourself lucky.

[@shanesiford4305]

"I don't want this?" "I don't care, I just like giving them out."

[@teresafarrell6457]

🤣

[@AzzimMuzzik]

What goes through their mind? What's their reasoning for doing this?

[@devlinmorin7615]

@@AzzimMuzzik They think "I like seeing Vulvas, I wish women sent Vulva pics. That must mean women like seeing penises and want penis pics!"

[@level_breaded5364]

@@AzzimMuzzik maybe it’s like an exobitionist thing but I don’t know how that’d be satisfying online

[@nathanschatzman1653]

I really needed to see this video. Now I know it’s not just me who is incredibly confused and unlucky with online dating. The people disappearing for no reason was incredibly relatable.

[@SAMSON...]

Ikr? It legitimately feels awful when you get along with someone and they just stop for no reason

[@tommytremble3910]

Especially at that particular point in the conversation too, like they got nothing more than a greeting. I’m like that was way more rude than just not responding at all

[@chichiro8625]

I do this if i realise the other one isnt interested in a conversation I: how was your weekend Her: great I: why that? Her: had a fun time with friends I: what have you done? Her: gone swimming I dont want to be the one asking all the time. It feels like im the only one talking and the other one isnt interested in me.

[@gagejoseph91]

The funny/sad thing is that literally none of this is exaggeration. At all. Humor is typically the exaggeration of situations to call out the absurdities of some of the details, but not here. These happen for real, exactly as they do in the sketch. Every one of them.

[@martoto77]

Except thet DoN'T happen that way in real life, in a work environment. Transposed to that context, the lack of normal, healthy social interaction does seem exagerrated.

[@BossGaming-zp1eo]

Ok boomer

[@Fluffkitscripts]

Context is 🔑

[@sergzerg8144]

humor is also sort of disarming negative things. All this s*it is real, and we can only laugh about it. And don't make this s*it in our cinversations

[@lilyxciv5637]

The exaggeration in this context is having the interactions happen in real life, in person. Rather than on a dating app which is wildly impersonal and anonymous in the traditional sense of socializing.

[@CP17787]

Yep, online dating is the actual worst. Have low self esteem? Don't try online dating because it'll put you over the edge. Feel good about yourself and the world? Don't try online dating because it will ruin you. Actual worst.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

My technique is to make a profile so I can claim I'm trying if anyone gets on my case for being single, and then ignore it forever.

[@yoshidinono8095]

Wish you told me that 4 years ago. Wait, you're a bot, aren't you...

[@hellouser5498]

Not if you are a woman, my 62 year old mum get plenty of dates on Tinder, her self esteem is thru the roof

[@tifforo1]

@@CaptainDoomsday That is a shitty approach for anyone who tries messaging you and then feels nervous about whether you write back. I hope you made everything as bad as possible so no one will click it and write you (although that will make them feel even worse when a boring person doesn't write back). Or put your profile on a site that says when the person was last on, even if it was a long time ago, and then never log in so that people can see that you never log in. Although that defeats the purpose since you have to log in to prove that you have a profile. Seriously, why do you care whether people ask if you have an online profile somehwere?

[@talon310calif]

Sounds awful.

[@benjaminslife9424]

The ending with the bots was pretty accurate as well. I'm lonely, be my friend, send money. Half of the "people" on the site are manufactured to get you to spend money.

[@michaeltodd7860]

Definitely and it feel so bad

[@diegomagana5358]

Tinder, Bumble, hinge. Hinder, tumble, binge Binder, Humble, tinge. That's so cool. They're all still words.

[@sumitrana2420]

I don't know Hinder and Tinge means

[@Rafa-mv4nn]

@@sumitrana2420 Well there's the internet and you can look those words up :)

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

That's actually so cool! A simple joy, and an extremely valid one.

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

@@sumitrana2420 To hinder someone is to obstruct or slow them, while to tinge something with a colour or emotion is to add a little bit of that colour or emotion.

[@hurlaky43]

Only Binder doesn’t rhyme. Thanks English!

[@waver7275]

Send money, send money, send money...

[@wren5462]

Waver 72 ey nice pfp lmao

[@blueportal4932]

Oğuz Can Türkçe yazdığın için anlamazlar

[@spicychad55]

NIGERIAN PRINCE IS LEGIT I WON 10 BILLION IN YEAH SIR

[@waver7275]

Giggity 0474, well right back atcha!

[@kookieskook5151]

Send money - Melanie Martinez Parody

[@lauw428]

literally anyone with hamilton tickets is definitely worth that date

[@fjordm6989]

I agree

[@user-by6gc3nf9m]

*Agreed*

[@anniekr184]

Yes

[@amezier_7913]

^This

[@LeeAnnC]

>was looking specifically for this comment

[@G33KB0YW0ND3R]

“Did I do something wrong? You’re gone what happened?!” My life entirely.

[@yoholup19]

Kids after their dad's left for a pack of cigarettes

[@akasickform]

....it's definitely them

[@jeolban3287]

The first time I tried dating apps, women liked my bio basically explaining I'd rather read books than go out. I made 3 book buddies on the first day. Dating apps aren't all that bad💓

[@arumyn3070]

Huh. Maybe I should try this.

[@Mokiimo]

I feel a lot better now. I need to stop taking online interactions so seriously.

[@crocodileguy4319]

I just like handing them out XD

[@AlexVizzini]

I literally knew someone like that. I asked him if he was gay and he said nah, I just like people seeing my big dick.

[@jacky79322]

Alex Vizzini was it big though?

[@m.ivyluna4632]

crocodileguy I actually know a guy like that. I eventually got him to shut up by telling him it was smaller then my dads. Let me preface that with that we lived in a super rural tropical area for awhile, as well as rainforest and the reason i know this is completely related to skinny dipping as a family and nothing inappropriate happening. Because people seem to assume the worst in western society lol

[@crocodileguy4319]

M. Ivy Luna assume the worst and your never dissapointed!

[@4elovechishe]

that killed me too hahahahaha

[@robmausser]

Ill explain the "what's up" and then they never respond: That person sent "Whats up" to 20 people, and then talked to the most attractive person that responded. You didn't make the cut.

[@roundearthshill248]

rob, so damn true dude.

[@MissBlackMetal]

Or that message got buried under all the others. Or it was read but couldn't be replied to immediately, and was forgotten about entirely... Or just accidentally opened and forgotten about.

[@SieMiezekatze]

Holy shit

[@spajas8092]

Some Metal Chick S. Nah

[@nurulfatimah5503]

@@MissBlackMetal im guilty 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jaycomplexkidrandle1889]

I was waiting on the, "If my dog doesn't like you, then neither do I" clip.

[@drewsmithson6665]

G: Hey, I'm talking to other people. B: That's cool me too. G: Omg that's gross, I'm a one person girl.

[@hellelujahh]

@@moistcriticalstan876 That's a very reasonable strategy. You're pretty reasonable people, reddit people.

[@sidfan42]

@@moistcriticalstan876 good god i hate redditors

[@DeathlyMane]

lmao, thats why i keep the other girls a secret hahaha, don't feel bad for doing it either, remember they're spending time talking to others too.

[@akasickform]

Yup

[@darkaoshi27]

They forgot another one. "I'm a mother. My kids come first. So you have to accept my children as well as me." "Cool. I'm right there with you. I have a son of my own." *Blocked* So yeah, online dating does suck. Apparently it isn't attractive to be a single dad working between 50-70 hours. I was lucky if I got one date a year.

[@sarahsayshello9726]

Ah modern feminism at work. Take a deep breath and smell the shit flowers under the shit tree dropping shit apples

[@jasperzanovich2504]

Well duh, you are supposed to be a great dad to their children even though you have no prior experience with children.

[@adw6894]

It has nothing to do with feminist. Dont blame feminist for everything single things. How abt men dont like singe mother too? Its masculist's fault too or what? Stop ur moron.

[@adw6894]

Of course he should be a great dad if he married to kid's mom, or u want him to be a bad dad to ruin the kid?. Its just like single dad want a great mom to his kid too

[@elizabethortega3494]

Aww!! Consider it a bullet dodged!! If a woman can't be open to your one kid when she probably has multiple.... she probably wasn't a good woman to begin with!!

[@waver7275]

“Fuckin Bich”

[@decmark11]

Great pfp dude

[@humanbeing2299]

Thank you...for being a fan of jackfilms

[@parthchadha2048]

Waver 72 *BIH

[@maxtroon]

Learn grammar dude lol

[@nars5332]

Waver 72 666th like

[@TheGreyParse]

He's winking because he can't talk to you unless he forks over $30 to that wall between you

[@benjaminslife9424]

That is so true. You have to pay to talk to them.

[@andregoforth]

Asking a simple question and having someone never answer you after a good conversation and not even bothering to unmatch you is the second weirdest feeling I've ever experienced.

[@myaccount4586]

Props to college humor for working on normalizing homosexuality by not having the actual joke or plot based on the homosexuality but just having it be a normal thing no big feal

[@ippolitius]

My Account there was a homosexual joke! Didn’t catch it. so, use to them being in your face with it.

[@foreigncarsrule]

But that Is just it you can't normalize it your comment proves it.

[@margaritam.9118]

My Account Plot based on it would look like a regular dating comedy, no?

[@redherring74]

I didn’t even notice there was a homosexual moment in the video, which I guess is the point, to have it be a regular thing where we won’t need comments like these giving props for being decent humans. Hopefully in the future we will expect nothing less

[@LickMyMusketBallsYankee]

Why do you feel the need to single it out?

[@Lemons19902010]

This is why I deleted the dating apps I had on my phone. So frustrating to get ghosted or get unsolicited nude photos (or getting asked to send nudes when you specifically said that you don't!😡).

[@Elvalley]

Truly. It's really easy to find nudes on the internet, why do they want others to make the effort of searching for them? You can't even know what others like! How will you choose which ones to send?!

[@kinsmed]

That was really good. It must have taken a long time to draft. And A LOT of similar experiences.

[@daniellefreyaold6099]

but of course! all online dating platforms are equally awful.

[@gatorslife22]

Only takea a week to get all those responses

[@hangukhiphop]

@@daniellefreyaold6099 irl is also a shitty platform

[@angiethecommoner7291]

Being blocked IRL must feel pretty bad 😂

[@neilcognito]

Angiethecommoner inspiration for an episode of Black mirror right there Haha

[@diegosanchez894]

White Christmas

[@海達覺得你好嘅ハイ田はあ]

tom scott talked about it

[@Necro_fury]

It's called a restraining order. Trust me, I would know. OH MY LOVE, WHERE DID YOU GO!?!?? *Sob* luckily I still have hundreds of pics of her

[@worldfilledwithmore]

Angiethecommoner Praise those who mentioned the Black Mirror episode.

[@Trainfan1055Janathan]

I tried a dating app once. It was SO FRUSTRATING, eventually I said, "This just isn't worth my time." "It's NOT WORTH THE FRUSTRATION!!!!!!"

[@placeholdername3818]

What about it frustrated you?

[@palbo4]

Trainfan1055 saame, dating apps can be pretty awful. I'm an average looking guy so like 90% of the people I match with never respond and most of the ones who do are bots. If I am actually able to start to have a normal conversation with a real person they'll respond a couple times then unmatch me, if I try to be up front right away and just immediately ask if they want to get coffee or something like that they'll laugh then unmatch me. It's so ridiculous. It's just a huge waste of time and a self esteem killer for me. Actually met one really, really cool, really cute girl on OkCupid and we got along super well, had a ton in common, and talked all the time buuut she lived a few states away and said she didn't want to do some long distance thing so that sucked

[@jermainekngdom3154]

I feel your pain. the expectation is not the same as in real life. real life you can like a person vibe and just click. the app. you put one wrong thing. one bad picture you get ignored while people chase handsome rich guys. of model chicks. I be like that dude is all buff and glisering and shit. I can not beat that. conversations are awkward because wtf are you suppose to say.

[@Trainfan1055Janathan]

Joshua Johnson When I tried Plenty Of Fish, it kept saying "This person wants to meet you," but when I contacted them, no response! EVERY DAMN TIME!!! Once, a girl actually responded. We had a short conversation about traveling. She told me she likes traveling by planes, I responded, "Me, I like traveling by train. I like being able to see the country up-close." She stopped talking to me after that. I said to myself, "fine, if you can't respect my hobby, screw you!" I left that site after that. It was a waste of time.

[@Gucci-fo6vv]

Trainfan1055 lol whats up with u and trains

[@Wehdeo]

I really appreciate how CH didn’t feel the need to explicitly spell out which apps they were making fun of with an on-the-nose title card

[@ChineduOpara]

That second one is my entire dating era. All of it. Till today I sometimes wonder, _"Was it something I said? But literally all I said was Thanks, I'm doing well... And you? How was your day?"_ 😶

[@daborshy4089]

If everybody can upgrade to the special version for famous/hot people, then it isn't a special version for famous/hot people.

[@mahsaraha777]

I didnt know that's a thing, which app has it?

[@frankdelgrosso8297]

There are a few apps that have it. Mainly it is for celbrity/ wealthy males and women who are of trophy level to demand that. I don't recal the sites names now as I am not wealthy nor a celbrity, but they do exsist and google can help you find them. For the guys there is an absurdly high membership fee. Not sure how they screen the ladies but I am sure on those sites if your less than a 10 you wont get any messages or replies beyond a booty call at 3 AM.

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

If everyone is hot and famous, nobody is.

[@thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646]

Ghalaghor McAllistor said no sex addict ever

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

Relax, it was a The Incredibles reference.

[@mpradandvilot]

you don't have to deal with this if you're like me and don't talk to anyone online or irl

[@_Levison]

Can't lose any friends if you didn't have any to begin with. f(ಠ‿↼)z

[@Ninjaananas]

uh hi I don't have those problem for the exact same reason. It is only a waste of time.

[@_Levison]

Ninjaananas Wanna talk about it?

[@Ninjaananas]

Levison Okay.

[@lifeisterrible2998]

Ninjaananas Levison I think you two just became friends...

[@veridian4433]

Wow, everyone's flirting with Katie again

[@albryant2148]

Veridian well, it has been awhile since the last time her drug habit went out of control.

[@NESherv]

OKAY, BOYS!

[@knightenchanter7908]

BOYS BOYS BOYS CALM DOWN. There's enough of Katie for everyone.

[@michaelbootes4822]

1:20 that wasn’t scripted they just started filming Brennan and yanked him off to the side without warning

[@joebidensfixationonlittlegirls]

This probably could get more accurate, I've been on dating apps for 7 years and had 3 dates from them 😂 out of hundreds of matches. It's just a huge waste of time and energy.

[@madvidz9819]

At least u got 3. 0 here . been on 7+ on Grindr. I’m really picky or I’m ugly. Could be a mix . At least you and I hope many others haven’t had my luck with it . To not milk one ☝️ soul .

[@philochristos]

That's some serious persistence. I've always quit after three months if it doesn't work out.

[@madvidz9819]

@@philochristos at least u know when to quit .

[@cuchulainn117]

And money.

[@char1211]

Mind if I ask how old you were? In my experience it's never been _that_ hard to get someone to meet up with you but I'm a lesbian and mainly used dating apps as a teen(to meet other teens no worries) so our circumstances are probably a bit different

[@Kewlausgirl]

Man, Rekha your last couple of skits have been hilarious! This one and eating alone! Loved them. So true and so funny. :3 Keep going with the skits please! They are great!!

[@dylanwaller2468]

I’d say this is about 60% of my experience on Tinder, with another 20% being people who you go on one or two dates with but who you just don’t vibe with in real life and then the other 20% after that being people I’ve actually ended up in a relationship with. It’s a pretty mixed bag

[@darkaoshi27]

Wow. 20 % were dates? I was on dating sites for over a year. I was lucky to get 2 dates the entire time. Apparently having a kid and working 70 hours a week is too much for others. Unless you're trying to steal from the guy. Yes, I ended up dating a thief.

[@user-mistereye]

Yeah that’s not the norm for most people. Most people (guys and girls alike) have experiences with online dating that match this sketch almost completely

[@xeroterragoth1866]

"I don't want this..." "Oh no, I just like giving them out..."

[@cleong2938]

Where’s all the “lol” “lmao” “hahaha” ?

[@Zanyotaku]

The endless “Hey, hey, hey, hey” is SO ANNOYING even if you tell someone you’re going to be offline for awhile. That isn’t even just for dating apps but for lots of social things there’s just those handful of people who’ll spam you for no reason.

[@sarahsayshello9726]

Oh my god yes, I was like got to go going to work. I'm cleaning mg department and my phone feels like a fucking vibrator in my pocket. I look. Hey Hey Hey hey Hey were are Did I do sumthin Hey? Hi :'( (Sometimes dick pic) Hey Why are you ignoring me? Like oh my fucking god Its been ten minutes

[@flyingoffthehandle1811]

when grant started saying "hey hey hey" I thought he was gonna bust into Helpless

[@Eyeball44]

OOOOOH OOOOH OOOOH

[@imnotgaybut6408]

1:31 THATS A FUCKING KEEPER! HAMILTON FOR THE WIN

[@nathaniele.4827]

They nailed it right on the spot!!! No one has the decency to answer you at all on dating apps

[@MrJoshcc600]

So many inactive accounts, apps don't care if it's been years even paid ones like match

[@AryonaSamoto]

These examples are exactly why I quiet using dating apps. There's just too many fake people looking for a dopamine hit.

[@freeguy3751]

I relate completely Aryona

[@Saerise]

This is why I date the guy I’ve played D&D with for years instead. 🥃

[@theoregonguy]

Wow, this is so incredibly accurate.

[@Quintaner]

Add in some guys holding fish and random references to “The Office” and you’re golden

[@alittleinfppanda]

I see those and a lot of gym and bathroom body shots.

[@denaerangel]

"I have tickets to Hamilton" is the sexiest pickup line ever

[@ordinarytree4678]

Because it shows they like pop culture and are wealthy enough to both purchase 2 tickets, and throw them into the sea of single people to hook one.

[@bossmanjan2521]

1:15 I dunno, I am already intrigued with a man who's brave enough to play an ultimate magus up to the tenth level.

[@AdamHolland-Adz]

I hate it when people send you a hello, and you respond immediately, and then hear nothing back. It's like half a sentence, it doesn't make any

[@-d-devil-3393]

So Katy thinks everyone's flirting with her but couldn't tell when someone's actually flirting Neat

[@ollDeadfishllo]

Im cringing on the inside XD I know I'm guilty of not responding after a while, but thats just because I forget that I'm messaging someone (and this includes messaging people I know irl). I didnt know ppl get hurt if you dont respond for a long time. For me, texting takes way more energy that just speaking does. Also, the way some people text is no where near as enjoyable and engaging as they speak.

[@Diree]

You should work on yourself...just saying. It's extremely rude to just "drop" a conversation and makes the other person feel like something terrible happened.

[@leichigo88]

Hahaha I love the part where she just walks out of the conversation after he replies with the same question

[@BeastNationXIV]

The 2nd one was my fave, happens too much (and I always ask myself what I did wrong)...However, the best was saved for last! LMAO

[@Historian474]

Well, I guess this video makes me feel a bit better. I would reply something simple and get ignored or blocked. I would always wonder what I said wrong, but I guess this is a wide spread phenomenon.

[@sacrilegiousboi978]

Me: *breathes* Girl: sorry you’re just too needy

[@TwiSteDx0x]

Honestly read the title as ''If people acted like dogs on dating apps'' and was really confused for about half the video.

[@verneve]

XD that killed me

[@reversezoom4285]

*woof*

[@OphieRobot]

What if Brennan was just trying to give Katie bardic inspiration

[@crstube]

This is depressingly accurate. Really glad I only started using dating apps about 5 months ago for the first time in my life.

[@eixonm]

The bots at the end, and the ghosting after one to two messages are too accurate

[@justalittlecrazy8967]

Hamilton?! SWEET!!!

[@Mugsi]

Dude! What does mine say?!

[@jakepullman4914]

But who carries around an extra ticket BEFORE they find a date?

[@fjordm6989]

Jake Pullman maybe they were going to go with Someone else but they cancelled

[@baronobeefdip2]

Swipe right!!!

[@JustGamerRapBattles]

Hamilton ? Nice!

[@cottoncandyboiii_1857]

Just Me THAT GUY WAS ME!!!!

[@completetrash7205]

I will not like this cause it’s at 69 likes

[@natewright1197]

This hit so close to home it hurts.

[@debbalinis]

"....you're gone?! What happened?" fucking accurate!

[@rsw0103]

What really gets me is when people start a conversation and then go dead afterwards. Why even start a chat?

[@sulfur919]

This was insanely on point. Needed that laugh as I’m in the middle of the dating app disaster

[@Cookieandcreame51]

Accurate

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

The only thing they forgot was the scammers. Otherwise yes

[@lubondochilekwa]

I think that was covered with the I’m lonely 😂

[@notjohnbruno1522]

I can all but guarantee that Brennan just had that rant about DnD classes and spell levels already locked and loaded.

[@wordlance]

This is one of, if not, the best skit you guys have written in years. Big thumbs up!

[@brandonhenderson9164]

2:15 anyone giggle thinking about the stuff members waiting on the ground for their cue to stand?

[@jackedfilms]

There was no fake John Cena account. WASTED OPPORTUNITY.

[@user-it6qi1tr6l]

You can't see me.

[@robertmaxa6631]

Very funny. I don't, nor ever will use dating apps, but from what I've seen on KZbin, it's right on the money.

[@djdale2511]

That one where she asks how he's doing, then never answers back is spot on. Lol

[@cachos-story-lab]

Wow I was absolutely uninterested in ever using a dating app. This just fueled my preconceptions lol Awesome vid

[@andromeda7147]

who would multiclass sorcerer and wizard, that is a nonsensical build

[@Darsithis]

Andromeda hah yeah I rolled my eyes so hard. If I multiclassed a sorcerer it would probably be dragon disciple, or bard, or even anything other than another arcane caster that is my complete opposite

[@cras17]

Why do you think he swiped left?

[@Kinofthemaster]

Actually; That's precisely what Ultimate Magus does, it's a prestige class that lets you combine the spellcasting of 2 different arcane classes. The build mentioned wasn't correct, but the concept is surprisingly sound (in 3.5 at least). No, I did not need to look that up. Unfortunately.

[@makeupforboys3710]

I know this man is engaged but he can awkwardly wink my way any day.

[@evrbody]

**humbly tips fedora** Uh, um, excuse me...m-m-miss, um, I was wondering if, um **wipes sweat from brow** if, uh, you weren't, uh, you know, doing anything later **nervously fidgets with hands** if you wanted to, uh, maybe, like, uh, get a drink or something?! **waits anxiously for your response to my charming roleplay**

[@Edileno22]

Jeff Goldblum?! 😕

[@RedZeshinX]

Never done online dating but this somehow sounds legit to me.

[@coveruplies]

omg ew

[@CaptainDoomsday]

So how's r/NiceGuys this time of year?

[@rainbowslushy223]

Hahahaha!!! Creepy asterix guy strikes again!!!

[@grineedahobob]

This is one of the best. You forgot all the guys who pressure you for naked pictures though. Also the poor-me guys.

[@Migsterium]

0:20 This! This is why I hate instant messaging with a burning passion.

[@VelcroKittie]

So true

[@gtaashwagandhaman7551]

Thank you very much! This is one of the reasons why I won't allow myself to bring kids into this horrible world we live in

[@StarAmbience42]

Agreed buddy

[@thecamera.1724]

Because of dating apps? That's like a weak ass excuse.

[@gtaashwagandhaman7551]

@@thecamera.1724 I don't do excuses I do reality Why don't you look in a mirror🙌 or Go Punch A Pillow you miserable nitpicker how bout that!👌 Wanna try again?! Nobody Asked You Millennial

[@lesliejp7]

this is too real. sad emoji.

[@Nkdebs]

I miss Zach😭

[@steggy.viking9787]

when Grant was saying hey I thought he was going to break into helpless from Hamilton

[@Raida7]

Something about the delivery of "fucking bitch" cracks me up

[@JaeEnceeti]

Hey where's the "New phone who dis?" guy?

[@TheDreadedZero]

I’ve been on multiple dating apps for jests now and this is 100% accurate

[@tepeaten781]

"Send Money!!!"

[@OVERDOSE7002]

LMAO best CollegeHumor I've seen for a while!...when he asks ol' girl how her weekend was, and she just stops talking and backs out the door!! hahhaha

[@seignee]

BRENNAN OMG THE TIDE PODS GUY OMG I LOVE YOU

[@NarwhalDrawsD]

I WANT THOSE TICKETS TO HAMILTON PLEASE

[@ziljin]

I'm a ghost IRL

[@TCt83067695]

ziljin wow I've never met one in irl before

[@oof-rr5nf]

ziljin 'sup? Do you know Headless Nick? We're bros.

[@hussaina.4431]

Omae wa mo shinde iru

[@benhedley6010]

its nearly headless nick btw

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Well, quit it. Get a life.

[@NewMessage]

C'mon.. Grant would totally just slap Tripp with an eggplant to he smiley.

[@brandonlivega]

Even though this was done before, they found the way to make it original and funny. Nice job.

[@UltraDumbass1782]

It’s nice how often they get Keith from Buzzfeed to cameo in these.

[@johannesswillery7855]

You left out the part where the girl measures the guy to see if he is 6' tall. And the part where she only talks to guys with a masters or phd.

[@lolzone2011]

Send money... Send money...

[@ianrivers7923]

Where is Zac Oyama?!

[@memoowo]

He left like 4 months ago

[@TurtleSauceGaming]

"Send Money. Send Money" God the most accurate part. I swear no one is real on Tinder anymore.

[@joshk96]

I have been trying online dating for almost a year now, every mintue of it has been a soul crushing experience