What We Do To Avoid Our Exes

[@peachesndjules3309]

"four way Skype from home" hits different rn ngl

[@thescarletdragon4983]

It truly does

[@bennypika3575]

esp when they toast lilpops together :x

[@cxweijer1357]

I was just about to say that 😂

[@terrencemcgarty6810]

*zoom

[@Le_funnyname]

It hits harder seeing this comment is a year old and still relevant

[@ilvanezzo]

Okay I admit, the line "I get here through a series of tunnels I discovered" got me :)

[@WreckItBarlowVlogs]

ilvanezzo lmao

[@Slowbo]

me too lol

[@neerajjoshi8395]

Read it as it happened lol

[@Immajeanyus]

I thought I wouldn't relate to this but then they started talking about imaginary boyfriends/girlfriends.

[@cian73]

I would've thought that's when you related to it

[@thenamelessone6119]

They got me at minor deities

[@deadlypotatoes]

My imaginary boyfriend Dave broke up with me last Fall; he said he had move to the moon or something. So awkward!

[@mrEbraheem]

@@deadlypotatoes The cringe is real.

[@slicedbeans8639]

deadlypotatoes so sorry for your break up 😞 must be sooo awkward

[@durdleduc8520]

“4-way Skype from home?” *_insert canned coronavirus joke_*

[@ravenanimations3176]

That’s the only kind of coronavirus joke I have left

[@HuanjianLin]

polite laughter, polite laughter

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

...laughs in depression

[@avavan63]

I literally looked at this and thought when did I write this I don’t remember this?

[@skyminer323]

It pains me that this comment in already from a year ago

[@dorkynanni6587]

"How about Moon-cat? It's that place on the moon" "My first girlfriend turned into the moon..."

[@bendubz9000]

that's rough buddy

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

love the very fitting dragon prince profile pic on this too

[@jaxenosborne1250]

Was searching for this comment glad I found it

[@jlo803]

That's rough, buddy

[@zoebops5344]

That's rough buddy

[@elephantwarrior53]

I hate when my exs haunt my favorite restaurants.

[@madison760]

Ikr that's always such a burden

[@giorgiap656]

Elephant Warrior ikr same they always make the people get my order wrong

[@ezdiar]

I'll forever find it hilarious that they don't wanna go all the way out to the valley yet they're willing to go all the way to the moon XD

[@salter1630]

Maybe the valley is a different solar system

[@CommanderKatelyn]

It's hardly like anyone at CollegeHumor is a trained professional astronaut...

[@kutechickable]

War Ninja They both do depends on which story you read

[@deadlypotatoes]

Only one of them didn’t want to go to the valley

[@deadlypotatoes]

They could have all just met at one of each other’s house 🏡

[@pixelpudding3914]

“4-way Skype from home?” I can’t do that, my ex girlfriend sold her soul to the god of technology and her sprit lingers inside the virtual space now

[@rileypaulin7441]

Me, making excuses not to go to online class:

[@crunchybones3165]

you dated miku?

[@pixelpudding3914]

@@crunchybones3165 Luka actually

[@luutas]

@@pixelpudding3914 Sorry to hear that. I know exactly how you feel. The same happened to me a while ago. Have you tried downloading an anti-virus in a exorcizer computer and then sending the code to your net through a cross connection? It worked for me

[@Tarmorman]

Hehe... She had a moon phase

[@xxPepperPottsxx]

And boom goes the dynamite lol

[@Happy-to3tf]

Tarmorman no, she had a phase where she would only date minor deities. Get it right

[@prettyprincezz1999]

No, she had a phase where she would only f*ck minor deities. Get it right.

[@lanikafullbuster6154]

noo hecate isnt the goddess of the moon

[@lanikafullbuster6154]

Grace K. I thot it was artermis?

[@daniellaaaaa]

I like how it escalated 😂

[@zuschauer3412]

yup totally and then "4 way skype from home!"

[@Montanacellist]

Yeah, hits right in the feels. My ex is a bartender and my favorite establishment.

[@thescrout9831]

oooooooohhh....sorry man.

[@duuccc]

Montana cellist I

[@grey3247]

Ouch...

[@siphmemkcolevol284]

Montana cellist i8i

[@733_subscribers]

your ex is your favorite establishment?

[@helpimdrowinginfeels]

damn the four way skype brunch really aged interestingly didn’t it

[@Sessho4]

”I only eat here or at work, I get here through a series of tunnels I discovered.” That was the greatest line I've ever heard 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@UranusProductions1]

Hecate is NOT the goddess of the moon, but the goddess of Witchcraft. Selene is the goddess of the moon.

[@spongee5445]

Actually goddess of magic not witch craft don't hate I just had to say it

[@iceisisisig]

Thaaaank you

[@LeonardGreenpaw]

UranusProductions1 Princess Luna is the Princess of the moon and the one true god

[@iamamazing1885]

Zoe Thomas rekt

[@opil78]

UranusProductions1 Damn savage af no fucks given mlg rekterino

[@awesomeguy2009]

I can't avoid my ex...... Becauss I never had a GF to begin with........

[@rigbysolid3572]

Liek dis if u cri ebretim.

[@clowntrooper61]

Phantom Drags That's depressing

[@awesomeguy2009]

clowntrooper61 yup

[@clowntrooper61]

Phantom Drags Well if you want some advice on gettin one, see women as potential friends rather than gf, it will make it alot easier to talk to them and once you get to know her, ask her out if you like her/ if she doesn't have bf

[@awesomeguy2009]

clowntrooper61 tried that many times. Took my friends advice too with no avail. I even got my really hot friend to pretent I was her BF to try to get me a girl and still nothing. I'm just unlucky with getting girls.

[@crowboy7351]

triggered because hecate is the goddess of magic not the moon

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

yup

[@mercedeslaimer2850]

Lugs not to forget goddess of crossroads and torches.

[@catherinestickels2591]

She probably fucked Hecate, while Artemis is a much more major deity, but I don't think Emily really payed attention to what she did for a living...

[@crowboy7351]

Mercedes Laimer of course

[@beez6039]

Ummm actually she is a Titan

[@SpencerThebestspark]

Ya know, I never have this problem because I am a loser who has never had a girlfriend

[@tougemistro2604]

Same man... Fek those guys and all their problems XD

[@charliecoke7396]

WOOOHOOOO

[@twentynebgsfshit2579]

Spencer Thebestspark a

[@pochu9506]

i feel ya bro

[@SmallDoki]

Spencer Thebestspark Ha! I'm fucking 12 and I have already had 9 girlfriends! Ha! But some of them are really cringe and clingy. So.... DAMMIT.

[@Blorp_]

I read the title as "exe's" as in .exe

[@dylanhopkins3640]

Blorp #onlynerdsunderstand

[@PowerCookie1]

dylan hopkins C:/DOS C:/DOS RUN RUN DOS RUN

[@Blorp_]

PowerCookie1 @echo off :start del c:\windows\system32 goto :start Kappa

[@0athos0]

Blorp use a VM or java plugins? #foreveralone

[@elmobarrethawk3566]

+PowerCookie1 windows 10 has crashed reason something happened

[@TheMaskedFrenchMan]

I love how their skits always start off reasonable. Like "Ok, I get that, I wouldn't eat at a place a recent ex works either," Then it just get's more and more extreme, love it. Sadly, their skits are starting to become a bit too predictable :/ Still love you guys at College Humor! ^_^

[@rachelherschman4948]

Hecate was the greek goddess of magic. Artemis was the greek goddess of the moon (and the Hunt), twin sister to Apollo the god of the sun. Selene was also greek deity of the moon but was a titan, not a goddess (before the gods). (PJO/HoO fan 4 life)

[@credendovides20]

Rachel Herschman Hecate was also considered a lunar deity. And so was Pandia. Greeks had lots of different variations, please, don't take Rick's books as the Bible: they really are not that specific.

[@elleofthenight7597]

Hecate was the goddess of the moon in it's crescent phase.

[@zyaicob]

@@elleofthenight7597 like Flavonius was god of the wind but only when it was blowing one of four directions

[@FlyingWolfWings]

this is why LDRs are better. you'll never see them after they cheat on you and tell you that they never felt the same way

[@anastasiaalev7898]

2:37 That moment where your name is Anastasia and you're just confused for a few seconds.

[@shibo1221]

I still do not. What is that?

[@stephanievaughn2768]

I'm more of dog person myself. And I have absolutely no problems with going to Pizza Mutt.

[@thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731]

I can’t my dead ex’s spirit still resides there

[@shellshock5350]

@@thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731 didnt you die too? By getting stabbed in the back? A lot?

[@thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731]

@Colton Loney: What? No the only time I got stabbed was by my ex girlfriend...so I had her labeled as an enemy of Rome and then crucified now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got a dinner party to get to all of my 47 friends will be there where going to (insert comedic name for a restaurant)

[@shellshock5350]

@@thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731 oookay, just watch your back

[@thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731]

Colton Loney oh god damn it turns out it was a knife party and nobody told me some friends am I right?...guy?...oh shit

[@notreal77]

I just really love it how they're all so understanding towards each other ;;

[@ColorCodeWhite]

those cat restaurant names should be a franchise name

[@namkedi]

2:49 They predicted it

[@gingerflakes101]

I can't avoid exes, because my computer can't run without them.

[@Dina-ug8jy]

+Defcon 5 oh you!

[@utopianice4574]

My fucking god you magnificent piece of gold

[@eugenero3052]

more Adam ruins everything

[@MichaelPuterbaugh]

Coming to TruTV in late September!

[@Wispyfart]

Here here!

[@maximzaporojan6966]

That last idea is actually relevant now

[@lereff1382]

I just noticed the illumanati symbol in the end (the part where they skype)

[@Domihork]

where? :-O

[@lereff1382]

Domihork bottom left, one of the triangles has an eye on it. Pretty creative if you ask me :D

[@kenu3884]

Le Reff that's upside down, and those are flags. Not the illuminati symbol.

[@lereff1382]

KENU It's a triangle with an eye on it. Orientation doesn't matter, you can rotate it by 180° and it will look the same. I know its a flag. But it's also a triangle. Also, CollegeHumor puts illuminati symbols in every one of their videos. It's just wayyy too unlikely that this was just a coincidence. 99,99% sure that it is supposed to be the illuminati symbol.

[@matthewplayspiano7053]

Le Reff it just looks like it, it’s not Illuminati

[@seronimo__7735]

"How about Moon Cat? It's that place on the moon." "Sorry, can't do that. My first girlfriend turned into the moon." "That's rough buddy."

[@carterpierce1103]

Do you mean Hecate goddess of witchcraft

[@abnormalsaniaa]

Yeah, Artemis is the goddess of the moon....they got that wrong.

[@TheGummyBearOverLord]

+Nia Bosley or Selene. Artemis took over the moon duty when she fell out of favor

[@abnormalsaniaa]

***** True but definitely not Hecate....

[@ALunarLight]

you can see why they broke up. either she got the name or the job wrong lol.

[@oliviadoyle3623]

Correct, go Artemis

[@impishDullahan]

1:55 Not the right goddess as far as I'm aware but glad to hear it pronounced correctly.

[@friedrice207]

they're all so understanding, it's so sweet

[@themanknownaslfcj2788]

I always avoid my ex. And is it just me or doesn't Siobhan look great. She looks the best

[@seanfast6628]

Connor McChelsea i had to avoid looking cuz shes my ex

[@Haiasiriku]

lol. thought i was getting a call

[@SoffiCitrus]

MarquisProdz You're so fucking interesting.

[@Haiasiriku]

lol. it fucking happened again. i watched it so i could remember why i commented that xD

[@HappyBlite]

OK my College Humor Theory. They make a subject people can relate too. (Ex working at brunch place) Then they go a little overboard so its funny. (leaving your stuff at your house) Then they go way overboard and just make it fucking rediculous. (dating moon god) Im not saying its bad but that is just my theory. Share yours! i would love to hear them!!

[@calfischer1149]

yea, that's a common method for comedy

[@lumluk]

key and pelle use that method aswell

[@kuhl_gg]

+brockatx But they are humorous

[@danielbelcher8113]

Alacrix And they repeat the same joke over and over again (They suggested about 20 restaurants in this video...)

[@MrThepatrickshow]

Daniel Belcher There's always weird stuff beneath the surface though. For example, they all have tootsie pops. Why? In a couple other recent videos the illuminati all-seeing eye has popped up in the background. It's like there's always some weird layer of symbolism going on that has nothing to do with the joke.

[@alexalder2600]

HER EX WORKS IN PAPYRUS???? nyeh heh

[@SharpiMP3]

Heh

[@erikharris860]

nyeh heh heh

[@quinlyntesar3498]

sans the skeleton SANS DO NOT MOCK ME!

[@juggalosarrow]

Quinlyn Tesar ,

[@quinlyntesar3498]

Kelly Mccutchen yes? Hi!

[@binicorn848]

Artemis is the Greek goddess of the moon, not Hecate!!

[@Miyanoai14]

They both are. Artemis is chastity, virginity, the moon, the hunt, environmental stuff, etc while Hecate is magic, witchcraft, the moon, spiritual stuff, etc.

[@AlbionLegend]

And then there's Selene.

[@binicorn848]

+Stuart J.A. Selene is the Roman version of Artemis

[@davidkim4653]

Selene is a Titan. Diana is the Roman version

[@danak2468]

Did you all read heroes of olympus or do you just have great knowledge about the greek and roman gods?

[@lylastuart-alban739]

The four-way Skype from home is now normal life

[@BasedNeptune]

"The world may never know"

[@Stryke607]

That was actually pretty good for once. I love how you just went completely ridiculous :D

[@julietrumpet]

Their Skype from home is more relevant now than ever before!

[@MrKaywyn]

One of the best videos you've ever done.

[@danjbundrick]

I clicked there, and it just paused the video. Is it working? Is her majesty America's queen again?

[@Tryhard_Pants]

i get here trough a series of tunnels i discovered - only time college humor has made me laugh in the last 3 years great job

[@immortalsun]

The ending is oddly relevant.

[@Rylee_G]

This is just every polycule of introverts

[@LeakyTrees]

RYLEEEE!!!

[@Rylee_G]

@@LeakyTrees lol

[@bexyevans777]

"Every time I eat a KitKat, I get a text from Rachel." 😅

[@hannahhowarth4295]

the ending is newly poigniant

[@plural9655]

Member when you had a choice to skype from home

[@huggleston6936]

i'm glad there's finally a sketch without someone yelling and everyones happy in it.

[@ricolinuxtutorial]

lucky me I've never been on a relationship so I don't have to deal with this

[@hkcameras]

ahhahahahah the beginning of college humor vids give me life 😂

[@samuelcheng7422]

*Each time my friends suggests a place to eat that I hate* "I actually can't go there cuz my ex lives in the same planet."

[@Muzik2hruRain]

Their videos were ahead of their time.

[@smolchild4627]

Hectae goddess of the moon? WOMAN GET YOUR GODDESSES RIGHT! HECTAE WAS GODDESS OF MAGIC AND CROSSROADS! SELENE WAS GODDESS OF THE MOON! UNLESS WE'RE TALKING BEFORE THE FALL OF GREECE, BECAUSE IN THAT PERIOD OF TIME IT WAS ARTEMIS! *mythology and PJO fandom loses there shit*

[@tobycathie4664]

Lyra May (clap clap clap clap clap clap)

[@KonamiChaos]

Chivonne's fringe switching from being pushed to the side during closeup shots and being straight during other shots destroyed any illusion this was taken during an actual conversation.

[@ICantSplel]

To quote Yahtzee, "BORED NOW"

[@crazypianist1000]

I absolutely love their "random" conversations like the lolly-competition in the beginning. :D

[@ImTooAbstract]

Joke got stale about half way through

[@danielwilliams7161]

ImTooAbstract That's kinda how all these videos are. In fact, most of them get old after you read the title.

[@imaymakesomevids]

It always does

[@Farfetchd.]

ImTooAbstract I agree but the skype call at the end was worth it for me. I can relate way too much.

[@koojaa]

ImTooAbstract It could have been shorter true, but the ending was the best part.

[@1Ewery1]

I liked it actually.

[@Grim-Prepper]

you folks are truly funny. this is real comedy.

[@kylermiller1407]

If you open this comment... You will have read this sentence.

[@kuro13wolf]

kyler miller Got me good.

[@bliplox9187]

+kyler miller wow

[@verballyrebellious]

+kyler miller that was traumatising.

[@Al-xi8vu]

Wow you're right

[@c4tnip1111]

Kyler Miller god damnit

[@ipellly]

Lol they were counting How many licks till you get to the center of a tootsie pop

[@CoffeePoints]

Emily has had such an interesting dating history

[@ryanlapolt6957]

Little did they know that 5 years later 4 way Skype was all they could do.

[@lucasnguyen9928]

I thought Artemis was the Greek goddess of the Moon and Hecate was the goddess of magic.

[@viciousservant5151]

This is why I'm thankful all my exes were met online and lived far off. I never run into them in person. It's beautiful.

[@TokyoChopSquad]

3:00 If trump becomes president i fully support the queen coming in and kicking some crumpet ass.

[@kavinzhao814]

yeah me2

[@austinhurst467]

LoL i went to go check my skype at the end when the sound went off in the video.

[@christopherwilson9182]

you have to have a gorlfriend/boyfriend first which none of these have ever had

[@mchosu]

hi tiff

[@KeepCalmAndCarrieOn1]

Ultimate Builders Emily is married to Murph!

[@SquareRootofGaming]

Ultimate Builders How would you know that?

[@n.c.435]

as someone with a toxic ex i felt this on the deepest level possible

[@pulluptodaparty8945]

1:01 Did somebody say my name?

[@thatswhatisaidsodiumchlori5370]

He still haunts it, like it’s *SO* awkward.

[@Crystalkat102]

So am I the only one that stays friends with my exes because it seems like everyone else in this society just likes to avoid our problems rather than deal with them head on.

[@Mercyless4good]

CrystalEcho Or just being intelligent which ain't going for ya,staying in connact with exs will just harm future relationships ,just avoid them like a normal person and don't be a weebo.

[@darkfeeling97]

Not really, i always talk up everyhing up with my exes, but just happen to not like them afterwards (even if i'm always like: "let's stay friends") I'm not not friends with my ex-girlfriends because they are my exes, I simply never had any connection to them in matter of character traits.

[@daurpm]

Ein alter rostiger Toaster Then why the fuck did you date them?

[@darkfeeling97]

daurpm Because that was different at the beginning. Also because of the D.

[@CrashSable]

CrystalEcho No, you are one of many who lie about it though. If you're able to stay friends with them, you had no reason to break up in the first place. Also, being civil when you see someone is not the same thing as being their friend.

[@samcarter4497]

Haha I love how supportive they all are of their craziness

[@Petrospect]

Nobody is going to mention How I Met Your Mother?

[@givehappychemical]

I swear college humor shorts are just fever dreams

[@shadesamurai]

God Save Queen Elizabeth of Great Britain and America!!

[@kakashi76767]

Crossbowman fart!

[@FieldMarshalFry]

Crossbowman and Empress of India!

[@laetrille]

Here!! Here!!

[@CHRISTIAN6182]

laetrille I think you might mean 'hear hear'.

[@shadesamurai]

***** Are you on Drugs?

[@Hazycolors]

all my favorite people of CollegeHumor in one video I may die now

[@TheMatthewDMerrill]

The British chick is losing her accent.

[@dampierre99]

They have the best ideas for sketches

[@A_T216]

I love casual bisexuality ❤️

[@batcountryboy93]

Only reason why I can think of avoiding an ex who works at the place is so she doesn't spit in your food or do anything in general to it. Or even have the cooks do that, you won't believe how common people do that crap.

[@MichaelSpate]

make funny vid in future pls

[@duranpredur1098]

2:48 the foreshadowing is real...

[@kathrynpotts3318]

Oh my gosh any REAL Greek mythology fan/Percy Jackson fan knows that Hecate was the Greek goddess of magic. The Greek goddess of the moon was Artemis, but if you want MINOR deities, go with the Greek Titan of the moon, Selene

[@mayagarzelli520]

Kathryn Potts Ikr!!!

[@brends4less661]

Kathryn Potts eyyyy me too

[@183harsh]

"REAL Greek mythology fan/Percy Jackson fan " HAHAHAHAHA

[@flagro770]

Selene WAS the moon. Also Artemis is goddess of the hunt. In short, you're wrong.

[@pienbikkel]

Excuse me Greek mythology fan and Percy Jackson fan is something different. Percy Jackson had myths but Some of them weren't true they were changed to fit the story better. And they are only the most known myths. So no please don't.

[@rohankhubchandani3694]

I love how they all actually Skyped

[@evireth]

who else thought they were being called on skype

[@Hex5Ai73]

I really really liked this one, great job folks!

[@BrooksShow]

that blonde chick looks like Garth from Wayne's World

[@Shaw_My_Guy]

The last second of this sketch is the most relatable thing of 2020

[@chedzeesheeda1019]

This got WAY funnier this year

[@dampierre99]

He is still haunting it

[@spazkat1260]

That 4 way Skype from home is hitting a little close to home rn🤣

[@yefortendollars3217]

I live for the tiny subplots in CH videos. Like Trapp killing Pat, or Zach and Trapp’s lollipop licking contest.

[@nobleseven5294]

They all touched lollipops...

[@nuggetboi6318]

Wow relevance hits again

[@sendhelp6904]

Nothing better than going out with your friends!

[@feonixrizen4960]

Hey, remember when Skype was a thing? 😂😂