10 Things to Do Before You Die

[@FlufflesTheDestroyer]

Shots fired at Buzz Feed

[@movingforward9555]

I know right.

[@EmeliaSings]

but did they die?

[@giggs102]

FlufflesTheDestroyer literally was just about to comment this

[@ohdannyboyz7582]

Why are there being shots fired at buzz feed?

[@patrickkeeley3146]

oh Danny Boyz When are there not shots being fired at BuzzFeed?

[@SAMfromCALGARY]

"10 Burgers You Need to Try Before Mike Trapp Kills You, Zac" is one of the best jokes I've seen on this channel in years.

[@pokemonhero7720]

I don't get it

[@zoewilson1215]

Me neither

[@DraconiaDrawing]

It’s on screen at 1:51

[@70ME3E]

Zach cant escape this, he is Trapped.

[@david3552]

He is Trapped in Darkness

[@Jsjeuducjejwjsif]

i get it...

[@grandmaster2104]

C

[@medusssa_archos]

Air-Grip Biker - • • • That was punderful

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Trapped in Darkness season two: Attack on Zach Coming this fall

[@spookcannot3967]

"10 burgers you need to try before Mike Trapp kills you, Zac"

[@Silverwind87]

NerdFluffington Ugh, worst clickbait I've ever seen.

[@spookcannot3967]

Albert Nave lol

[@Silverwind87]

NerdFluffington Surprise, surprise. It's by the same guy who wrote the article "Doctors Hate Him! See How He Laughed At A Grieving Family!"

[@Silverwind87]

K Hizzy Nice picture, dude.

[@spookcannot3967]

K Hizzy heyy! i don't remember you at 20 subs... wait, oh my god, hyeah i do! hey, yeah my brain had a derp, and i made sure that you could see the derp.

[@eddymercan7487]

Mike Trapp is honestly the best. Seriously, more of him.

[@kirakiryu1020]

Eddy Mercan Didn’t Trapp kill Pat?

[@ohgodohnothebees]

Tim-850 Supposedly

[@Theodore1999]

Tim-850 allegedly, in the eyes of the American court, he didn’t

[@AnDrEs-wr1gh]

Isnt he still the lead writer tho?

[@Kylesaystuff]

@@AnDrEs-wr1gh not anymore hhhh, since the mother company drop them. Mike was fired as well.

[@DubstepFromGod]

At least Mike listened to his own advice. Respect.

[@nancyhodges6157]

practice what you preach. 😂

[@dudedysseus]

They should have used Pat in this video instead of Zac. The lead-in to Pat's untimely murder by Trapp.

[@ethansheehan1002]

Do you have a relative called tim?

[@dudedysseus]

Why, DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS???

[@dudedysseus]

Just kidding. No.

[@ethansheehan1002]

+David J. McGee goddammit. The legend of tim mcgee continues to allude me...

[@biopticriver1434]

Flop

[@ryanbliss9653]

Only thing I have to do before I die: Everything in Fallout 4.

[@guilhermefrainer2865]

Yes Man

[@Goatmeal]

MLG xXx_gotagohfestSWEG_xXx Well if it's any consolation it's practically confirmed that you'll be able to do some of the npcs, so there's that.

[@ascvb3]

Ryan Bliss Half Life 3*

[@GrahamGotGame]

Actually fallout 4 has 400+ hours

[@Chad.Commenter]

***** I bet you want to do dogmeat you nasty furry

[@jennynwokeji2197]

What's with all these illuminati references lately

[@vlad11112]

Jenny Nwokeji Maybe they are not references.

[@ricolinuxtutorial]

Jenny Nwokeji fak off

[@cloud_and_proud]

It's a warning to the season finale.

[@luxtenax9175]

ricolinuxtutorial you fuck off, by-otch

[@MattyMcCritic]

Jenny Nwokeji People like to use it for banking views now I believe, whether there is any relation or not.

[@christinadeoliveira1361]

That less than subtle Buzzfeed diss tho

[@butter9725]

I want to go into a convenient store and ask someone what year it is and yell "IT WORKED"

[@gerardmaraj9672]

Jesus Christ, do you know how old this joke is?!???

[@ResurrectionRefuge]

Gerard Maraj His name is Ron. Jesus died thousands of years ago.

[@andresmolano3524]

It's only been like 2000 years bro

[@gerardmaraj9672]

Whoops XD my bad Bill Cosby

[@ResurrectionRefuge]

Gerard Maraj Oh, it's okay. I accidentally drugged and raped dozens of women for several years. We all make mistakes! :D

[@The-Rguy]

I like the idea that Trapp is a secret serial killer it's always funny when they bring something up about Pat

[@arttutoivonen4267]

Why did he send Zach Watchmojo videos?

[@Obongo742]

buzzfeed

[@cesarvera2198]

Alex the swag buzz mojo

[@Suikage]

Page 87 huh? *"you slowly approach the dark house, when you begin to feel a hallow sensation deep inside your soul. you feel a malicious spirit flowing over you from within the vacuous doorway. You turn your head to look back from where you came, contemplating whether or not to flee from this cold and corrupt abode. you decide to press on. you take your first step onto the porch and you realize there is someone looking upon you from the broken window..."* nope, nope. never mind. mother was right im going home. bye people. good bye. so long. farewell. NOPE

[@krneel128]

Antonio Hernandez Page 87 huh? *"You are running as fast as you can into the murkiness outside. You couldn't explain the sudden urge to run out here but inside the house was just too heavy to breathe easily. Before you know it, the porch of that one house rises up around you and you are opening and slipping in the door. You remember to close it, but as you turn, you realize it's not there. Instead, old McCreary has his hand open for you to shake. He is grinning at you, and you grin back. You couldn't believe mother warned you not to do this. And then you sit down with him and start peeling the fingernails off the disembodied children's hands in a pile next to you."* I just came.

[@Specledorf]

krneel128 "It's all ogre now."

[@SF-iy8bm]

What book is this???

[@crab7252]

S F i, I think they’re just making the things up

[@HandsUp12100]

lol this was one of their best sketches in a while. Definitely has that old school CollegeHumor feeling everyone misses. But hold up, Trapp is 37? Damn.

[@anirudhmoolya7431]

Sean Byrne yeah that's what I was thinking too!

[@MadDunhill]

i know my reply is 7 years too late but no, Mike wasn't 37 in this sketch. although now, 7 years later, he actually is almost 37 lol

[@HandsUp12100]

@@MadDunhill pretty sure he’s 44 now, bro. It’s called math

[@MadDunhill]

@@HandsUp12100 pretty sure his birth date in the sketch is made up and his actual birth year is 1986. he's 36.

[@HandsUp12100]

@@MadDunhill hmmm how bout no?

[@touchdalight]

when i die i want someone to carry on tweeting off my twitter account LOL

[@tomfox925]

touchdalight yes bro! (im subscribed to you) weird..

[@Joy-ni6qo]

I'll take your Twitter and life in 1 hour child! 😈 Best be getting your bucket list done. Don't try to hide, I'll find you, I'll always find you. I teleport so don't run, I'll always beat you. Please select mode of death: Electrocution Torture Hugs (suffocation) Pecking (birds pecking off your skin until you bleed to death) But you can live if you desire. Just do the worst thing possible. I can't even say it. 😭 Even thinking about it makes me want to die myself. You have to kiss Justin Bieber. Then marry him. Have a child called Satan.

[@adude4434]

Joy 1 minute left . Tick . Tock

[@joseortiz2720]

WOOOOOOOOOWWWWW

[@MGSLurmey]

Joy P.S: Share this with 15 friends or this will happen to you! HAHAHAH fuck facebook.

[@noventia8125]

micheal "trapp" trapp i'm dieing

[@JuniperB123]

dying*

[@reesejeffries585]

*Michael "Trapp" Trapp I'm dying

[@reillecara299]

am I the only one who loves it when Zac's voice crack and makes an obvious statement that he's not done with puberty yet?

[@LaazrGaming]

*Epic*

[@suli0786]

Of course Trapp is trying to kill Zac. He's already killed Pat!

[@bob5253]

Allegedly

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

Because he read "10 people you should kill before you die"

[@Immajeanyus]

I hope Michael got to try the burgers. :(

[@ouidteashrooms]

LMAOOOO

[@dominiquearroyo5658]

Hey I've seen you comment on JKNews videos too! What's up? ^-^

[@elijahmiller7700]

I'm just going to start hunting for you in every comment section because I see you everywhere

[@alicranney1056]

I literally see you everywhere WHAT IS THIS

[@LapisPebble]

You're here too?

[@sartanko]

What's that spooky house about? He says turn to page 87, I did check the 87th page in every book I have but no spooky house. Someone help me.

[@MrGunar22]

Dan Slash On the off chance you weren't being sarcastic, it's probably a reference to old-school "choose your own story" games. It'd give you a list of options and each would mean turning to a different page, letting you more or less choose how you want the story to go.

[@KurtAdams617]

MrGunar22 #Goosebumps #theshit

[@sartanko]

MrGunar22 Yeah I got that, but which one is he talking about??? I need to go to that house.

[@MrGunar22]

Dan Slash It could very well just be some random number they decided to use. Might not be an actual thing, just some funny thing to say.

[@sartanko]

MrGunar22 Damn, the house sounded so exciting :/

[@yaaaaasfire9621]

"Ok, I was wrong, he's definitly gonna kill ya" lol what a friend

[@Human_Kebab]

One of their best sketches in a while. Terrific ;^}

[@parkerdinhwilliams15]

Wait a minute, Mike is 38 years old??? Whaaaaat?!?

[@jakedegani1251]

Now it's almost 30

[@rokukou]

Holi ravioli

[@idiot4501]

Don't you mean 40

[@ironduke6432]

Now he’s 42 or 43

[@cassiopeaknack]

I thought that was weird too and I looked it up and apparently he’s born in 1983 so idk why they wrote 1978? Was it a reference to something?

[@sandwicheater4239]

"Don't say goodbye to friends and family"

[@thomasawl]

“Convince yourself that they’ll forget”

[@funtimegumball4879]

"dont write a note telling them why youre gone"

[@DevilishCafe]

“‘Cause that’ll just make you upset!”

[@1989theblacknight]

I'm really glad CH got a bunch of new faces. Their videos are pretty awesome again.

[@mygills3050]

First JonKaGor comment.

[@cloroxbleach6673]

A collage humor video that made me laugh, finally!

[@Theuplifthero2]

Collage of pictures?

[@CrazzyFrog99]

MattyBRaps Never knew collages could be so funny

[@cloroxbleach6673]

Never knew auto correct could be so good.

[@ethandelcroix-jones2548]

Hatter. 😨

[@MrRizon83]

This is one of the only videos I didn't laugh at. You must find lameness funny.

[@supercyberfunk]

This is one of the few College Humor videos that I don't mind watching more than once.

[@rupertcornholio209]

I miss Jake and Amir

[@cocoman218]

Don't we all

[@CallyMayz]

Sadek Ahfedah We definitely don't all miss Jake and Amir. Personally I didn't like the segment. They were alright in other skits but just the two of them wasn't funny for me. But that's my opinion.

[@dragonofdarknes4]

calxllum Yeah, their skits were pretty good but they weren't naturally funny.

[@jenskeroro]

First one that's actually funny in a long time.

[@typhova1926]

Damn it, CH, you know we love illuminati easter eggs

[@MaxMckayful]

The ending is everything. Sketch was okay, but I was not ready for the final punchline scene with Sam. God damn do these folks make some great comedy.

[@brookeselmi3875]

Looking back, do you think Trapp sent all of these links to Patt before he murdered him?

[@LieutenantAlaki]

I was genuinely giggling by the one-minute mark. Well played, CH.

[@krishnadoraisamy2042]

Trapp killed Pat, now it looks like Zac is next. No one can escape the Trapp

[@gracemotley4660]

Zach is just so funny when he freaks out like that man XD

[@jennabear6124]

Is it just me or is zack kinda cute???

[@virginiakettles37]

Zac is 100% cute!

[@catherineladyboy5022]

dont worry

[@catherineladyboy5022]

he is REALLY cute

[@dotspot5963]

its just you

[@catherineladyboy5022]

Sam Evans *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!*

[@thebanana401]

This would make a great show or dexter villian

[@Thegungus]

You should watch a TV series called 'Psychoville' I feel like this was inspired by it. It's a British TV show from like 4 years ago, it's pretty funny and dark.

[@iambehindthemirror]

1978? Is he really 37?

[@antoniopadilha5882]

Man, umami burger is the bomb. He lived a full life

[@yagalalexis4011]

Mike is older than I thought he was

[@Evanz111]

Very self-aware, I love it!

[@benmoskalensky390]

Illuminati at 1:56

[@DevilishCafe]

Yet, in 2022… there’s a song with the same title now…

[@emmawobig390]

Trapp is 37?!

[@madhavendrasingh269]

Please bring these videos back CollegeHumor!

[@emreavci3355]

At 1:54 in the background you can see Spotify playing a song called 39?

[@CraigmclarengowCoUkgoozy]

I always love when Sam shows up.

[@doodle0_]

Did anyone else notice how they put he was born in 1978 instead of 1986

[@JubileePenguin]

Trapp meant to send those to Pat I think

[@MrOinkingPig]

He decided to kill pat instead

[@BigBarMitzvah]

I clicked in this video expecting another buzzfeed type video, and was very pleased to see that I was wrong. Good job, CollegeHumor.

[@metalneverends7155]

10 things before I die: 1.Die lol

[@CrazzyFrog99]

That wouldn't be before, that would be during

[@metalneverends7155]

Insanity007 yeah..I know

[@ryanlagmay7062]

Metal Never En

[@kiim0ta]

He probably meant to send those to Pat

[@MichaelSpate]

HOLY SHIT GHOST AT THE END

[@fatblunt5471]

What ghost?

[@PogieJoe]

Ending was terrific.

[@RogerWazup007]

Have sex with someone you're attracted to, learn a foreign language (or several), travel to countries that speak those languages, truly question your religious and political views, experience really good books/movies/videogames/TV shows, do something that makes a positive difference in others' lives, try new and exotic foods, learn science, develop a love for learning in general, look at the night sky with an understanding of what stars really are, see every biome in person (desert, tundra, etc.), do what you've always wanted to do, and fight back against injustice.

[@alexanderfigora7987]

Life isnt how long you live it its how you live it.

[@AdrianSanchez-sr2tk]

i bet he send that to pat

[@DonNorway]

Make your parents forgive you for gluing your cat to the ceiling.

[@amera8637]

fake ... he's not dead 2:20

[@nah1700]

I can't tell if this comment is a joke or not

[@canadmexi]

Mike: With my secret society Patt: It's the Illuminati, we know.

[@elizabethhoran9268]

He killed pat why wouldn't he kill Zach

[@nivekthezombie6767]

I can’t believe someone really made a “Trapp killed Pat” playlist.... I’m watching them all.

[@DrRiq]

Trap is 39?! Holy ravioli, I thought he was 25

[@LosMirangeles]

Every single recent video. Every one! College Humor is illuminati confirmed.

[@andregon4366]

10 things?I only have 1 thing to do before dying: Nothing.

[@clowntrooper61]

Get laid

[@SoffiCitrus]

clowntrooper61 Get paid

[@clowntrooper61]

Kyssy If you're gonna die, why do you need money?

[@elana5113]

Yeeessss! 1:54 Continuing the "Less Guns, More Punching" thing!!!!

[@bleh1569]

Lmao

[@fabbymarmol766]

I only have one thing I wanna do before I die: Pull the trigger.

[@clowntrooper61]

+Fabby Marmol Have you called a suicide hotline

[@isobelbird]

If this is serious, please don't.

[@deadrablade]

So this video makes it official, college humor is now a skit based buzzfeed

[@Pizza____God]

its funny because they think their NOT Buzzfeed.

[@CrazzyFrog99]

They're*

[@CrazzyFrog99]

Joh Coh Was that really necessary? xD

[@misterdoctor8389]

Pizza God They aren't.

[@izkaizowska7180]

Joh Coh Chill XD

[@Asdfgh-mh8wp]

Joh Coh he just corrected him so he wont make the same mistake next time. Jesus christ man he's not acting like those fucking nazis know-it-all that's unnecessary af are you even joking

[@sophiawidzowski1757]

I love Trapp; he's so adorable!!

[@frankdunn1474]

Wow, already a dislike...

[@ResurrectionRefuge]

***** I disliked your comment. Does that help?

[@ShadowMelt]

You guys used to do skits in stuff that was outside of the office, there has been a lot of changes but mainly you guys been in that office. Whatever happened to that guy with the funny videos about tipping and dog breeds those were funny and educational at the same time

[@-0----0----0----.-----.----.-7]

2:20 "oh my god.. WTF..he is ALIVE!!"

[@jb888888888]

He's a ghost. 2:32 Trapp disappears from the screen a moment before the video ends.

[@EliasGitterman]

Guy: Hey Trapp Trapp: Hey, how's it going? (Waters plant)

[@TickedOffPriest]

Fill an empty mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding and eat it in the park with a spoon.

[@urbanade3274]

Great video!

[@thelastobasknight3966]

Trapps psycho faces were just too much! He needs to do that more lol

[@sergiop2212]

Havent laughed at a CH video in a LOOOOOONG time...

[@wombatperson5431]

Coming back to these older videos I can see how the number of staff has dwindled over the years

[@linguaphilly]

I can never get enough of CH throwing shade at BuzzFeed

[@Didi-wq8hw]

Pat was too naive to notice Trapp's patterns

[@spacemanproletariat4279]

Pat and Zac can meet up and talk about their shared experiences

[@roosterboi2250]

Trapp was going to kill zac but killed Pat instead

[@DietCanadian]

How have I not seen this one until now

[@GrayWoIf]

This should be In the top 10 videos Pat should see before he dies

[@RedFishyCandel]

One thing to do before I die: Clear my browsing history.

[@nuwb]

Appreciated the Goldeneye henchmen sound effects when Trapp was getting punched.

[@niley6718]

Best vid ever

[@DJSEMML]

Weeelll, looks like Zac is a Metalhead.. Great, brotha :D

[@friendlyneighborhoodgoblin9339]

1st was Pat, now Zach

[@chazz.zaragoza.9561]

oh how the mighty have fallen... R.I.P college humor

[@zeptofine]

this is probably the best music design they got

[@Impstar]

10 CollegeHumor shows to watch before you die. Only 9 more to go (=

[@hypno-scream5652]

This what Patt went through...

[@DarleneLesmana]

that shade is just

[@DG3_DAVE]

College humour > Buzz feed